t"'W"PP' ' " " io THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 2G. 189S. r , v-nr - - - rjr- Characteristics .of ami American City Assertions -with Reference to the Swiftness of Chicago. ilhlrauo Li'tter In the Sim. The notlvt Oltlcairntin Iovoh to refer to tills place n tli5- "losf."tivn of Aincrlc.t. Moil'-My luio nhvnyn liien nn nttprtliouslit with tlieM iwoplo. The dominant unto In CIiIcbkh life today, a In the past, Is "lius'linc." The want rtiVvprlUctvrnts In the Uicul inncrs mo always culllnvr for "hustlers," nml rvnrninp r.wny 'in mc1cm fnoslla men who have iascd th'elr thirtieth yenr. The c-onm-erelsil spirit, the rush ele ment, nml the set-then-wlth-botli-foet Plvle me liertillarltlea thai most tour Ints ills-cover without the urn of a ml-c-rofcope. Ail the worM has heard how Chicago fnotpmW nr himy the yenr rntnvi hoMliut ui peMinu Hlippllod with money ami watches: almost as frc (iiieiit In nccunvi.fi Is the "runnlnK tfi-it-n" of l.ii;uni'd.i liy 'canisters nml exiiits' iivers who want to 1 fit the lii ltd of llu pri'eet-'Siori. Hundreds are Wllrd and ma lined nnd mangled nnnu ally ly ear drlvrs and jiik1iiovm, who have no in" lor flow pt-opl-. The hurry-up teiiip.-r iiilcs. Th-ro Is no lels iii e. Thin?! who i-art keep up with th" priicess'on an vcciuehte.t to pel oft the earth. laid. nil Klplltig ciinii! hero ami was told to ko to tho Painter house. To his m-luntul f.i-'H- this hootplrv w.is nver imi -h ','lliled and mirrored, hut there In- found "n huiie 'mil of tessellated mat lk cinumvd with people talking nliitit money and spitting about every where, other linrXarians charged in and out of this Inferno slth letters and teleKiams in their hands, and yet oth-.-is alioutcil back and r.ntn in i most boisterous manner." What would Mr. KinlliiK have said If V had witnessed a bi.-arsarden performance nt the board nf trade duiliiK n Hurry In vlit-at? All this (imip-'tltlM slrtinKl" in Chicago's hliei-ts and nu'die pl.uvH. as If for a hit? of Klondike cold in a foot race. Is u-Karded us tha highest pves-Hion of tlie Windy City enterprise. U Is perhaps the onlv illy in the world where the people rusih . round on Mon day as If they vr.- ashamed of hav Iiir been Idle on Sunday. f'Al'SK OF THK IU'Hlt. One day a confused and frightened Nebraska farmer made his escape from lhu football rush or the cunvds, and, enteriiiK n Waslilni-toii street station ers shop, just off State street, asked: "Where are all these people In the streets running to? It Is like a buf falo stampede out on the plains. Has tile broken out 'round here somewhere? No," said the stationer quietly. "KverythltiK's all light side up with care, I guess. Kvery man you see rushing round the corner In State street Is hustling to make a dollar, and every woman you see Is hustling to spend n dollar." Iteeently a tourist said that Chi cago's wild-boar energy reminded him of u mighty plggeiy. where every pork er, even down to the little pig with a sentimental cull In his tnll, was try ing to get his snout in the same trough. Amid nil this push and scrimmage there are some funny contradictions. For example, the genuine Chlcagoan will run like a sprinter for four blocks to catch a trolley car when he Is well awnre that another Is coming two min ute.1 later. Then when ho alights he will waste half an hour discussing the latest political scandal or the prob abilities of a light between Corbett nnd Fltzslinmons, before going to his ofllee or going to work. If he hears the bell ring for a bridge to turn, he will run like a quarter horse to get across before It swings, at the Immin ent risk of plunging Into the river and drowning or knocking others over board and the moment he lands safely on the other side, will stop to urgue the silver question with the first per-..-.. ...i... ...in it....... ... ., . . i r-ui hiii. iwu iiMun hi ins vaganesi This is the Chicago manner of illus trating the fable-book story of the hare and the tortoise. EXPECTORATION. The caustic and reproachful Insinu ation of Mr. Kipling that Chicago poo pie are addicted to the habit of expec toration In public places Is not with out foundation. There Is probably no other city this side of Constantinople or Port .Said where, as here, the civil authorities would deem it necessary to legislate against expectoration nnd post warning plncnrds In big red and black letteis to suppress the habit. This was tho greatest reformatory work attempt ed by Doctor "Hill" Kerr, commissioner of health under Mayor Swift. These large, spangled warnings were tacked up in police stations, cheap lodging houses, street cars, omnibuses, hotel In the heart nffi-pre 1 man and in the soul of every woman there fih MlC-'AwEI s a vacuum tiiat can Ki llv9(tv?ijonlv be filled by a -W.-iImT.'' TSl child. In Amerlrn there are too many cllildlf-ft.4 lmmfq I All the love and nassion of court. ? shin nnd nil tin Vk is ties of the honeymoon turn lnl.lltn.il.i.1 .. ...... . ,, ,'i.n.i uiirn uJU!l the lips of the wedded couple to whose home there never comes the patter of childish feet. One cause, more than any other, con tribute!) to making the tens of thousands of childless, and consequently unhappy, homes all over this country. The cause is often the unconscious fault of the wife. A woman who suffers from weaknesi and dis. ease of the distinctly feminine organism is unfitted for motherhood, nnd if she has children it will probably be at the sacrifice of her own life. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pre scription is a wonderful medicine for worn, en who suffer in this way. It acts directly on the delicate and important organs con. cerned in wifehood and motherhood. It wakes them strong, healthy, vigorous, vi-rile-and elastic. It banishes the squeam. ishness of the expectant period and makes paby'a advent easy and almost painless. It Insures the little new-comer's health and a bountiful supply of nourishment. Thou, sands of homes that were childless and unhappy now echo with the prattle of healthy babyhood, as the result of the use of this marvelous medicine, i" When I began takini; nr, Pierce's medicines I wan very sick," write. Mm. R, I. Moore, ol Bchuyler. Colfax Co., Nebr., (l)ox 173), 1 could not keep anything on my utoinach. and kent getting worer. My husband Kot me two bottles " Pir' .Voercel" 'P'nen .Medical Discovery, two of his ' Favorite Prescription and four of hi Pleasant Pellet..' (At this time I had been pree. nant about two months.) I btgaa taking the medicines, and In less than a week I could rnt t njrthlnjr. The Favorite Prescription' lithe best moliciiie in he world for prospective moth. ers. MV health Is better now than It has been lVe. m ytari M,y "".le "' now months old and is well and healthy. I do not think I should hare had my baby If we had no obtained something to build up my system nud strengthen rae," i 1 - Twenty-one one-cent stamps cover the rnailinit of a paper-covered copy of Doctor Pierce' Common Sense Medical Adviser. s&i'ibV a scsd iq Dr r- V' Jtw ILiPi rS3yy, zrwrn c-mm lobbies, waiting rooms, stations, sub urban trains, public offices, saloons, and court tooms, with 11 conspicuous prod igality that would have furnished plenty of material for Dickens. But n new administration has como In, "Doc Hill" Kerr has passed Into oblivion, the warning posters one by one have dls npepared, nnd the objectlonnble habit has not been suppressed. It still ragea as nn epidemic. Traveling In nn Amer ican train, Dickens Imagined some per sons were opening n feather bed In the car nhend nnd that Hying feathers were escaping through the open windows. He discovered, however, that It was only the passengers expectorating, Thnt was fifty years or more ago. To day not only the men but the business women of Chicago who Invariably enrry toothpicks letween their teeth nt the hour of luncheon, make no ado about expectorating In the crowded public thoroughfares. PISTOLH IN POCKET. The practice of carrying concealed weapons Is perhaps more general in Chicago than elsewhere In this coun try. The reasons for this are not far to seek. There Is no street, however, respectable the neighborhood, In which pedestrians are safe from footpnds af ter nightfall. Magistrates themselves, whose business It Is to line other per sons for carrying guns, hardly ever venture nut without going armed. It Is still fresh in tho public mind how Justlre .lnrvls Ultimo, a west side mag istrate, returning home one night from a .social function, shot and killed' a footpad by whom he was assaulted, having a revolver handy In his over coat pocket for tho emergency. The other day Gabriel Vletlhomme, French vice consul In Chicago, lost $100 while boarding at cable car at Madison and Dearborn streets. With a roll of bills In his hip pocket was a revolver, nnd the money was Inadvertently pulled out when he transferred the gun to his outside overcoat pocket, to be well prepared for any attack. High nnd low, rich and poor, make It n rule to go armed. The Western cowboy, when he arrives in this city, takes off his blt nnd stows nwny his gun out of sight; nnd he usually has it eonflsent ed before he gets out of town. The mayor and the chief of police are pest ered constantly by apprehensive citi zens who want permits to carry re volvers for self-protection, and re quests of this kind from persons of good standing are usually granted. Dr. Thomas and other militant and warlike clergymen have thundered fiom their pulpits the ndvlce that peo ple should carry arms and .shoot down a few of the terrorizing highwaymen as an object lesson. Hank clerks and express messengers go about like walk ing arsenals. Iteeently west side busi ness men, led by the young nnd ilery members of their set. formed a large association upon the platform that each Individual member should "save his money nnd buy a gun." The gun stores and pawnshops do n great trade In revolvers. Many citizens practice the art of shooting from their pockets without displaying their weapon at all. The pistol pocket is a great institution In Chicago. So many street cars have been held up by bandits that for u time It looked as though the companies would have to equip their 10,000 em ployes with revolvers to protect their harvest of nickels. Judges of the courts, editors who mould public opin ion, and reporters are comnellorl in some Instances, as they would be In a frontier town or mining camp, to pro vldo themselves with six-shooters. CHICAGO'S HI VI3U. I'nllke the versntllit Hio 1.. . j the Chicago river Is not a fuvorlte for ""'uura' J-!e -nicntgan has clearer water and is more frequently chosen by those who prefer tho water route of exit from unhappy surroundings. The river Is nothing more than a filthy canal, a kind of sewer, affording sev eral miles of dockage and wharfage, but offering no poetic recreations and holding out no Inducements to fisher men. A committee from congress Is about to Investigate the sluggish and prosaic stream und report upon its future possibilities. The black canal which floats Chi cago's lake commerce, seems to have a strange fascination for visitors from other cities and countries. They like to make Jokes nnd epigrams about It. Its fame as a navigable stream has ex tended far beyond Its deserts. Foreign tourists come here and look nt It with a sense of disappointment, then go away and write ubout Its lack of ro mance and surfeit of smell. Mr. Chauncey M. Depew, when he i-nmes" to Chicago to make after-dinner speeches very often says funny things about this Inky river to point n moral or ndorn a tale. Justice David J. Hrewor of the United States Supreme court made some humorous references to It nnd Its permeating fragrance nt the Lincoln anniversary banquet at the Marquette club. The learned legal gentleman used the river as a peg on which to hang his Introductory words and to put himself en rapport with his audience. He salO: "In Chicago the sense of smell Is never disappointed. Germany mny boast of her many-scented city of Cologne, but as the proud dweller by the stream which courses through your midst sniffs the evening breeze, he chal lenges the world for a larger variety or a greater intensity of smell. And with a prodigality of enormous wealth and a charity tempered by wisdom, you do not propose to appropriate all this fragrance to yourselves, or to waste It on the desert air. but to distribute It freely among tho dwellers by the banks of the Illinois and in the upper Miss issippi Valley." The last sentence, of course, referr ed to the drainage cunal. When Lord Coleridge, Chief Justice of Englnnd, visited this city some years ago, the tall buildings did not strlko him so for cibly ns a curiosity as did tho compo site bouquet of odors furnished by tho river. "Wonderful! Marvellous!" ho exclaimed, ns he held his Judicial nose, nnd his comments were copied through out Eutope. Apropos of tho Chicago river, Bishop Potter of New York told a well-known Lincoln story here tho other day, In, which the killing of a skunk played the lending part. The river in absolutely devoid of pictures que spots, although 010 wild scheme recently proposed wat to fill It up and turn It Into a winding boulevard. POLICEMEN. In this city there nre 2,000 patrolmen, who In 1807 made 86,000 arrests. Prob ably thj queerest thing about tho po lice force, brought to light by recent investigations, Is tho fnct thnt one of these officers, named Murphy, with true Dick Turpln dash nnd in full uniform engaged In tho enterprise of holding up citizens he was sworn nnd paid to protect, nnd relieving them of their money nnd Jewelry. Chief Klpley, tes tifying before a legislative- Investigat ing committee, raised a lnugh which was echoed from New York to Snn Krnnclsco by culling this pcrformnnro nn "Indiscretion" on tho part ot his subordinate. In quick retort the Chnlr ninn of the committee said he called It hlghwny robbery, nnd thnt he ofll cer guilty of It ought to bo put In the penitentiary. It was one of the bright Ideas of this Chief or Police, that the best way to "liven up things" nnd In crease rentul values In n dull part of the town wns to set the gambling ma chinery In full motion, and skin every sucker nnd countryman who could bo caught In a trnp. It Is .a general rule almost without exception that a policeman who Is so unlucky as to lose his Job In the de partment cither embarks In the saloon business or becomes a silent partner In a gambling establishment. And yet, when on duty, no pollcemnn or detec tive Is ever able to discover any gamb ling house In operation unless It Is In accordance with the will of his super iors, who know how to handle the wires for all kinds of political deals. Every now nnd then one rends of ex-pollce-inon who have been arrested for hlgh wny robbery. They hnve "lenrned tho ropes," and they cnll It "ensy money" when they get hold of a few dollars In this manner. But of course there arc good and bravo officers as well as bad and dishonest ones, DOCTOHS. Doctors are very plentiful in Chicago, although to one who reads official statements from time to time that the health of this city is better than that of any other of equal population, It Is a mystery where all the medical men get their clientele. Tiy a recent canvass it Is shown that the city has 0,200 physi cians, or one for every 400 or 1500 per sons. Some find It very hard to get any practice: others do not succeed at all. There nre single tall buildings in the central district In which 200 or 300 doe trrs have their offices. In order to create an Impression that they have many pntlents it is no uncommon trick for certain doctors to hire sickly look ing men nnd women to sit around In their reception rooms by the hour, as It waiting for professional consultation and treatment. Thcce hirelings nre professicnally known ns "horses," and in some cases they serve several ambi tious physicians In one day and make quit" a Kood thing of It. This Is the modernized and city version of the old trick resorted to by country doctors, who wruld order out their horse and saddlebags, nnd ride furiously out of town an back again In response to an Imaginary summons. The lawyers have no such ruse to advance their In terests, yet they have tricks of tbelr own. Hv the latest count there nre 4,ir.() lawyers, and It Is snfe to say the bulk of the business Is done by fewer than ."00 of them that Is to say, the bulk of the, really profitable and do slrable business. OTHER FEATURES. There nre scores of other peculiar ities about this modern Babel with Its confusion of tongues. The typical western cowlioy en 11 be seen here In nil his long hair and glory. He floats In with train loads of live stock to the Tnlon Stock yards nnd is usually well supplied with "hardware" and cash for a roaring tlnje. Stock shippers nre a favorite mark of the confidence men, for they are as a rule quick to bite at a tempting bait and 'ave the ready cash to make things Interesting. A crowd of 1,000 persons will gather as If by magic In the busiest streets and cause a protracted blockade by standing nnd watching the process of hoisting a big Iron safe Into a building by means of block and tnckle. It Is all because of the possibility of the rope breaking and the sufe falling. These natives will impede traffic and pedestrians in the same way to watch a driver loosen the harness of a horse that has slipped and fallen. "When a man falls In a fit or a woman In a faint the crowd nlways becomes so dense nnd persistent that a big squad of police must be called to scatter It before the distressed can be relieved. The street "barkers" or pullers-ln, long confined to the old clo' and pawn shop district on the "levee," are now encroaching upon the more respectable retail shopping centres in State street and Wabash avenue. Both men and women "barkers" are employed by some establishment!? that try to make PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY. Physicians nnd Surgeons. DR. KAY HAS MOVED HIS OFlTcil to the Scrunton Prlvato Hospital, cor ner Wyoming Ave. and Mulberry Bt, Telephone: Day call, B'U3; night call. 413. PR, C. L. FREY. SCRANTON SAV1NUS Hank bldg. 12i Wyoming avenue. MARY A SHHI'HERD, M. D 1IOJIC opathlst. No. 22b Adams uvenue. DR. A. 'TRAPOLD. SPECIALIST IN Diseases of Women, corner Wyoming avenue and Spruce street, Bcranton. Office hours. Thursday and Saturdays, 0 a. m. to G p. m. DR. W. E. ALLEN. 612 NORTH WASH Ington uvi-nue. DR. L. M. GATES. ROOMS 207 AND MS Hoard of Trado building. Otllco hours, (1 to It n. 111.. 2 to 3 und 7 to i p. m. Resi dence MX) Madison nvenue. DR. C. L. FREAS. SPECIALIST IN Rupture. Truss Fitting nnd Fat Reduc Hon. Olllco telephono 13G3. Hours; 10 to 12. 2 to J, 7 to 9. DR. 8. W. L'AMORBAUX, OFFICE 231 Adams. Resldcnco J318 Mulberry. Chron ic diseases, lungs, heart, kidneys, and gcnlto-urlnnry organs n specialty. Hours 1 to 4 p. m. V. O, ROOK, VETERINARY SUR gcon. Horses, Cattle nnd Dogs treated. Hospital. 121 Linden street, Scranton, Telephono 2C7 Schools. SCHOOL OF THE LACKAWANNA. Scranton, Pa. Courses preparatory to college, law, medicine or business. Opens September 13. Send for cntulogue. Rov, Thomas M. Cann, LL. D Walter H. Quell, A. M. Miscellaneous. DAUER'S ORCHESTRA-MUSIC FOR balls, picnics, parties, receptions, wed dings und concert work furnlahcd. For terms address R. J. Uauar, conductor, 117 Wyoming avenue, over llulbert's music store. M MEGAItaEH BROTHERS... PRINTERS' supplies, envelopes, papur bugs, twine. Warehouse. 13U Washington avtnuo, Scranton, Pa. FRANK P. HROWN & CO., WHOLE sale dealers In Wood ware. Cordage and Oil Cloth, 720 West Lackuwnnnu uvo. the public believe they are selling gold dollars for fifty cents. Chicago Is u city of newsboys, nnd this term may be taken to include old, grny-hnlrcd men, bent nnd wrinkled women, and young, poorly clad girls. The boyn nnd men yell lustily, but tho old women nml girls make their np penls more nfter tho manner of beg gars wltli pathetic stories. IN CONCLUSION. One distinctive feature here that ovr.ry stranger la sure to unto Is the habit ot suburbanites who ride Into the city In tho early morning trains; with' ono nccord they rise from their seats while tho .train In yet half a mile from Its last slop In the downtown station. They stnnd and surge and struggle toward the doors until the enrs como to a standstill, then fight fjr precedence in getting out. It Is true that a thoroughbred Chlcagoan will rush Into a restaurant nt noon and Bwnllow a doughnut or piece of p?o nnd a cup of coffee, while n New York er would still bo thinking ubout what ho was going to order for his luncheon. Associate Junticc Brewer snys, thanks to the capacity of the Chicago divorce courts1, n Chicago man may have oven a thousand wives, like Solomon In all Ills glory, provided ho will take them consecutively and not contemporane ously. Chief Justice Melville W. Fuller, him self a Chlcagoan by adoption, is cred ited with' having said exultlngly that Chicago, the grent Cosmopolls, "has within Its llmlts'moro Poles than nny city in Poland, more Bohemians than nny city In Bohemia, more Germans thnn any city In Germany, save Berlin, more Irish than any city In Ireland except Dublin, more Italians than any city in Italy, save Naples nnd Borne." Associate Justice Brewer ventured to udd as a suitable climax: "And doubt less moro saints nnd sinners than nny places In the universe, save heaven and hell." The chief Justice promptly ad mitted the chnrge nr. to the saints, but evidently thought that New York might bo n successful rival In the mat ter of sinners. I'll'TV YI3AHS AN E.UPEKOIt. Dilliculics About the (oldnu Anni versary of Austria's Hitler. From the Sun, On Dec 2, 184S, Francis Joseph, the present Emperor of Austria, King of Hungary, nnd King of Bohemia, though ho has never been crowned as such, succeeded Ferdinand IV., who nbdlcated, and his coronation took place In Vienna. On Dec. 2. 1S98, there will be celebrated In Vienna and prob ably In Budapest as well, though Fran cis Joseph was not crowned King of Hungary until June S, 18G7, thirty years ago, the fiftieth anniversary of the cor onation of the Austrian monarch, and nlready, notwithstanding the condition of affairs that prevails In the empire, elaborate preparations are being made for tho event, Austrian monarchs with a record of fifty years upon the throne nre rare in history. Indeed, there has been only one other such since the founder of the house of Hapsburg, Rudolph I,, ascend ed what was then the throne of Aus tria and of Germany as well In 1278, more than six centuries ago. Rudolph of Hapsburg reigned only thirteen years, and the one Austrian or Austro German monnrch In the long line be tween Rudolph and Francis Joseph who ruled for more than fifty vears was Frederick IV. He was known as the Pacific (possibly tho attribute of placid ity accounted for his long reign), and ascended the throne In 1433 and retain ed it until 1403. The condition of affairs In Austro-Hungary nt present Is not propitious for a very hearty celebra tion of any political anniversary com memorative of the events of fifty years ago. These were somewhat exciting. An Insurrection In Vienna began on March 1.1. An Insurrection against the power of Austria among the Italian speaking subjects of the Emperor be gnn one week later; an uprising against tho Emperor began one week later; an uprising against tho Emperor caused his flight to tho Tyrol in May; an in surrection nmong the Bohemians against the power of the Emperor of Austria began In June, In the city of Prague, and In the autumn of the same year the Hungarian rebellion ngalnst the power of the Vienna Government, nnd the estnbllshmcnt of the Hungar ian national Government under Kos suth took place In September. It would seem to be evident enough from all this thnt in the present excited state of nffnlrs In tho Austrian Empire the proposition to have a golden nnnlver sary celebration of events that took place in the tumultuous period of 1S48 Advertisements Under ThU Head $5 Per Line Lawyer.. FRANK T. OKELL. ATTORNEY-AT-Law, Room 5, Coal Exchange, Scranton, Pa. D. H. REPLOGLE. ATTORNEY-LOANS negotiated on real estate security. Meurs building, coiner Washington ave nue and Spruce street. WILLARD, WARREN & KNAPP, AT torueys and Counsellors-at-Law, Re publican building, Washington uvenue, Scranton, Pa. JAMES H. TORHEY, ATTORNEY AND Counsellor-at-Luw. Rooms 413 and li Commonwealth Uulldlng. FRANK E. BOYLE, ATTORNEY AND Counsellor-ut-Lnw. Uurr building, rooms 13 and 14, Washington avenue. JESSUP & JESSUP, ATTORNEYS AND Counsellors -at - Law, Commonwealth building, Washington avenue. ALFRED HAND, WILLIAM J. HAND, Attorneys and Counsellors. Common wealth building. Rooms 19, 20 and 21. JAMES W. OAKFORD. ATTORNEY-AfI Law. Rooms 614, SIS and Mil, Hoard of Trade building. B. F. ICILLAM, ATTORNEY-AT-IiAW, 300 Commonwealth bldg, Scranton, Pa. jas. j. 11. Hamilton! attorney- ut-Law, 43 Commonwealth bldg,, Scran ton. EDWARD W. THAYER, ATTORNEY Rooms 14 and 15, Republican bldg. JOSEPH JEFFREYS, ATTORNEY-AT-Lnw, 7 nnd S Hurr building. L. A. WATRES, ATTORNEY-AT-IiAW, 423 Lackawanna ave., Scranton, Pa, C. R. PITCHER. ATTORNEY-AT-LAvTl Commonwealth building. Scrsston, Pa. PATTERSON & WILCOX. TRADERS' National Hank Building. C. COMEGY8, 321 SPRUCE STREET. A. W. BERTHOLF. Atty.. 319 Spruce St. Wire Screens. JOS. KUETTEL. REAR 611 LACKA wanna avenue, Scranton, Pn manufac turer of wire Screens. Printing. THE TRinUNE PUBLISHING CO., North Washington avenue Linotype Composition ot all kinds quickly done. Facilities unsurpassed In this region. would be neither timely nor prudent, but to avoid the perils ot such a cele bration it is Intended by those having charge ot the matter to make the an niversary of tho crowning ot tho Em peror a personal celebration merely the commemoration of nn event which was entirely distinct from the other occurrences of 1848. With ono exception, Francis Joseph Is now the senior of European nionnrchs in length of reign, the exception being Queen Victoria, who nscended the throne In 1837, and whose sixtieth nn nlversnry wns' celebrated last year. Francis Joseph wns 18 when he nscend ed the throne. incident or Tin: i.vrr' war. After Mnnv Ycnrs. n Colonel Moots the Jinn Who Huvcd His Lllc. From tho Washington Star. A few mornings nvo a tall, handsome gentle-man, with mustache nnd hair tlngeil with gray, walked through tho lobby of th2 Ebbltt und stopped In front ot tho newsstand. He was ubout to pick up 1 newspaper when a llttlu old man with gray, shaggy Bun-.sldcrs got up from his seat In one corner of th' lobby nnd walked over to hlin. "Isn't this General James R. O'J'elrne?" the little mnn nskeJ. "I nm General O'Bolrne, sir," was his reply, "and who ure you, may I nskv" "Do von remember Mejor Bell, of New York"-" "Do I remember him? Well, I have cnuse to retncmboi him. He snved my lite once." "Well, I am that person." s.ild the little mnn. Tenrii came into the eves ot both as they uraspetl each other's hands and adjourned to a convenient seat to tulk over old tin-i'S. At the 1attle of Chancellorsvllle O'Helrne, wIiVj was tben colonel of the Thirty-seventh New York regiment, was shot through the breasit by a bul let. It made- a hole clear through one lung. Bell, who had been In the samo regiment, called to his assistance ono ot his comrades, and they carried hlin off the field -of battle. O'Belrne wits sent to Iris home In New York.nnd It w.is supposed that lie could not live long. But under ,700! nursing ho recovered find went back Into tho Union service again. At the time of President. Lincoln's senond Inaugura tion he was IProvost Marshal In the District of Columbia. During the ceremonies on the cast side of the ca,pltol, Bell, who was In WnshlngVm on a leave of absence, de tected a pickpocket pursuing his work In the crowtl. Ho called the attention of a policeman to the mnn. The police man arrested the pickpocket und took Bell along for a witness. The hearing' was delayed for several days, and In the meantime B-jll'n leave of absence expired. When he present ed the outlawed ticket nt the steamer wharf he was placed under arrest for having disobeyed tho order. Bell tried to explain, but the rul-53 were fixed und relentless. The case was brousht to the atten tion of General O'Belrne as provost marshal, und soon 113 he saw the nanui, he had Bell brought before hlin. "General, I wUh, you would let me iro, as I am anxious, o join my r?j,'iment," said Bell. "You will bo dealt with as u man should be who has dnred to disobey the Injunction of his commander," O'Belrne replied sternly. He then Issued a new order extend ing Bell's leave of absence two weeks and nccompanled It with a command that ho appear at bis home In this city. Bell visited .the man whose life he had saved, spent a week, and later Joined his regiment. Her Gifts. High grace, the dower of queens; nnd therewithal Some wood-born wonder's sweet sim plicity; A glance like water brimming with the sky Or hyaclnth-Ilght where forest shadows fall; Such thrilling pallor of cheek as doth en thrall The heart; a mouth whose passionate forms Imply All music and all silence held thereby; Deep golden locks, her sccrcign coronal; A round reared neck, meet column ot Love's shrine To cling to when tho heart takes sanc tuary; Hands which forever nt Love's bidding be, And Boft-stlrred feet still answering to his sign; These ure her gifts, ns tonguo may tell them o'er. Brcutho low her name, my soul, for that means more. Dante Gabriel Rosettl. Per Year. Detectives. BARRING & M'SWEENEY. COMMON, wealth building. Interstato Secret Ser vice Agency. Architect E.PARD H. DAVIS. ARCHITECT. 1 ,?i?5ia 2,i a nnd Commonwealth building, Scranton. ErV WAkT&R' ARCHITECT. OFFICE rear of 60a Washington avenue. WJ8 HANCOCK. JR., ARCHITECT. 4Ja Spruce St., cor. Wash, ave., Scranton. FREDERICK u. BROWN. ARCHITECT. Scranton B' J2S WttsnIl,e01 nvenue; T;rh ,LAFEY., & SN ARCHITECTS, Traders' National Bank. Dentists. DR. I. O. LYMAN, 323 N. WASHINGTON avenue. DR. F. L. M'GRAW. 305 SPRUCE street. Dn. H. F. REYNOLDS, OPP. P. O. DR. C. C. LAUBACH. 115 Wyoming ave. WELCOME C. SNOVER. 421 LACKA wanna avenue. Honre, 9 to 1 and 2 to 5. Seeds G. R. CLARK & CO.. 8EEDMEN AND .Nurserymen; store 140 Washington ave nue; green house, 1350 North Main ave nue; store telephone, 782. Hotels and Kcsttntirnnts. THE ELK CAFE. 125 AND 127 FRANK. lln avenue, Rates reasonable. P. ZIEOLER, Proprietor. SCRANTON HOUSE, NEAR D.. L. & W. passenger depot. Conducted on the Eu ropean plan. VICTOR KOCH. Prop. Midwife. MSS' rJAnLBl GRADUATED MIDWIFE, 151$ Washburn street, Scranton. En KngftmentH solicited. Rooms und best iittiuidanco for u limited number of patients. j I No Fake -a 3 "Want" advertisements are to be found , in the "Want" columns of Tite Tribune. ' i '0 3 a "Want Ads" 5 '-S A Cost One Cent a Word g g (Except Situations Wanted, which are free of charge), and are worth the price. I They Bring Returns. ?WWtMWWWWWW RAILR0A0 TIME TABLES ''',"'''''','i PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD Schedule In Clfect Nov. aS, 1897. Trains Leave Wilkcs-Barro as Fol lows: 7.30 a. m week days, for Sunbury Harrisburg, Philadelphia, Balti more, WashlnRton, and for Pitts burg and tho West. 10.15 a. m week days, for Hazleton, Pottsville, Reading, Norrlstown, and Philadelphia; and for Sun bury, Harrisburc, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington and Pitts burg and the West. 3.12 p. m , daily, forSunbury, Harris burg, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington, and Pittsburg and tho West. 5.00 p. m., week days, for Hazleton and Pottsville. S J. R. WOOD, Oen'l Pas. ARent. 'J. B. HUTCHINSON. Oeneral Manazer. Central Railroad of New Jersey (Lehigh and Susquehanna Division.) Stations in New York Foot of Liberty Ptreet, N. R.j South Kerry and Whitehall street. Anthracite coal used exclusively, insur ing cleanliness and comfort. TIME TAULE IN EFFECT FED. 20, ISIS. trains leavo Scranton for I'lttston. ilkes-Barre. etc., at 8.20. 10.10 a. 111., 1.20, 2.35, S.2U, 7.10 p. m. Sundays, U.w a. in., 1.0O. 2.13. 7.10 p. m. For Lakewood and Atlantic City, S.20 a. m. For New York, Newark nnd Elizabeth, 8.20 (express) a. m., 1.20 (express with liuffet parlor car). 3.20 (express) p. m. Sunday, 2.15 p. in. Train leavliu,' 1.20 p. m. arrives nt Philadelphia, RcudlnK Ter minal, 7.17 p. m. and Now York 7.W! p. m. For Jlauch Chunk, Allentown, Rclhle hem, Easton nnd Philadelphia, i.2y a. m., 1.20. .1.20 p. m. Sundays, 2.13 p. in. For Itnltlmoro and Washington and points South nnd West via Hethleheni, 8.20 a, m., 1.20 p. m. Sundays, 2.15 p. m. For Long Rrunch, Ocean Grove, etc., at 8.20 a. m. and 1.20 p. m. For Reading, Lebanon and Harrisburg, .via Allentown, 8.20 a. m., 1.20 p. m. Sun day. 2.15 p. m. For Pottsville. S.20 a. m 1.20 p. m. Returning, leave New York, foot 6f Lib erty street. North River, at 4.00, 9.10 (ex press) 11. m., 1.30 (impress with Buffet parlor car) p. m. Sunday. 4.30 a. m. Leavo New York, South Ferry, foot Whitehall street, at 9.08 u. m 1.23 p. m. Passengers arriving or departing from this terminal can connect under cover with all the elevated railroads, Broadway cable cars, and ferries to Brooklyn and Staten Island, making quick transfer to and from Grand Central Depot and Long Island Railroad. Leavo Philadelphia, Reading Terminal, 9.00 a. m., 2.00 p. m. Sunday, 6.23 a. m. Through tickets to all points at lowest rate may bo had on application In ad vance to the ticket agent at the station. H. P. BALDWIN. Gen. Pass. Agt. J. II. OLHAUSEN. Oen. Supt. Del., I.ucka. and Western. Effect Monday, Nov. 21, 1S97. Trains leave Scranton as follows: Ex press for New York and all points East, 1.40, 3.0O, 5.15, 8.00 and 10.05 a. m.; 12.53 und 3.33 p. m. Ev.press for Easton, Trenton, Philadel phia and the South, 5.15, 8.00 and J0.2J a. m., 12.53 and 3.33 p. m. Washington and way stations, 3.43 p. m. Tobyhanna accommodation, CIO p. m. Express for Ulnghamton, Oswego. Kl mtra. Corning Bath, Dansvlllc, Mount Morris and Buffalo, 12.10, 2.35, 9.00 a. m.. and 1.55 p. m making close connections at Buffalo to all points In the West, Northwest and Southwest. Ringhamton and way btattons. 1.03 p. m. Nicholson accommodation, 5.15 p. m. BInghamton and Elmlra express, 5.53 p. m. Express for Utlca and Richfield Springs 2.33 a. m. nnd 1.53 p. m. Ithaca, 2.35, 9.00 a. m., and 1.53 p. m. For Northumberland. Plttston, Wilkes Barre, Plymouth. Bloomsburg and Dan ville, making coso connection ut North umberand for Wllllamsport, Harrisburg, Baltimore, Washington and the South. Northumberland and intermediate sta tions, COO, 10.05 a. m., and 1.53 and t.0v p. m. Nantlcoko nnd Intermediate stalons, 8.0S and 11.10 a. in. Plymouth and inter mediate stations, 3.33 und 8.50 p. m. For Kingston, 12.45 p. m. Pullman parlor and sleeping coaches on all express trains. For detailed information, pocket time tables, etc.. apply to M. L. Smith, Dl. trlet Passenger Agent, depot, ticket of lice. Kric nnd Wyoming Valley. In effect Sept. 19, 1E37. Trains leavo Scranton for New York and intermediate points on Erlo railroad, LACKAWANNA LUMBER 00., MANUFACTUR-R5 OF II SRffEO A. lilt HEMIOGK ii HARDWOOD LIBER Hill Timber cut to order on short notice. Hardwood JUInc Rall.i sawed to uniform lengths constantly on hand. Peeled Hemlock I'rop Timber promptly Furnished. MILLS At Cross l'ork. Potter Co., on the Uitllalo and Stisqiic lunna Kailroad. At JUina, Potter County, Pa,, on Coudcrsport, and Port Allegany Railroad. Capacity 400,000 feet per day. GENKKAL OFFICE-Uoard of Trade Uulldlng, Scranton, Pa. Telephone No. 40H. THE DICKSON MANUFACTURINGCO SCRANTON AND WILKES-QARRE. PA, Manufacturers of fuiniiuunui unuiiiuuj HOISTING AND PUMPING MACHINERY. For Sal by JOHN H PHELPS, Pharmaolat, cor, VWomlno vnu and ri in The Tribune I tm e. SEi olso for Rowley and local points nt 7.01 a, m. nnd 2.23 p. m. AlflX0 ut Scranton from above po!nt nt 10.23 a. m., 3.15 and 9.38 p. m. Lehigh Valley Railroad System Anthracite Coal X'tcd, Ensuring Ctcanll- liens and Comfort. Tn EFFECT FEB. 20, 1K13. , TRAINS LEAVE SCRANTON For Philadelphia nnd New York vln D. & II. R. R. at 0.43 a. m.. nnd 12.05 2.21, 4.4J (lilac): Diamond E press) and 11.30 p. in. For Plttston and Wllkcs-Barre via D, L. &. W. It. R 0.00, 11.10 a. m 1,55, 3.33, 5.00 p. m. For White Hnvcn, Hnzleton, Pottsville, and principal points In the coal regloivi via D. & H. R. R C.43, 12.03, 2.21 and 4.11 p. m. For Bethlehem, Easton, Reading, Har risburg and 11rl11clp.1l Intermediate sta tlons via D. it II. R. R 6.43 a. m., 12,03, 2.21. 4.41 (Black Diamond Express). ll.M p. m. For Tunkhannnck, Towanda, Elmlra, Ithaca, Geneva, and principal IntermedU nto stations via 1)., L. & W. It. R S.Oi a. 111., 12.45 nnd 3.35 p. ill. For Geneva, Rochester, Buffalo. N.'ng. ara lulls. Chicago and all points west via p. & II. R. R 12.05. 3.33 (Black Diamond Express), 10.28 and 11.30 p. m. Pullman parlor and ulecplng or Lchlglt Valley parlor cars nn nil trains between Wilkes-Barro and New York, Philadel phia, Buffalo nnd Suspension Bridge. ROLLIN II. WILBUR. Gun. Supt. CI IAS. S. LEE, Gen. Pass. Agt., Phila delphia. Pa. A. W. NONNEMACHER. Asst. General Pass. Agt.. Philadelphia, Pa. Scranton otllce, 309 Lackawanna avenue. Delaware and Hudson. On Monday. Feb. 21. trains will leave Scranton an follows: For Carbondale li.20, 7.53. 8.55, 10.13 a. m.; 12.00 noon; 1.2t. 2.20, 3.32, 5.25, B.25, 7.57, 9.15. 11.00 p. m.; 1.16 a. m. For Albany, Saratoga. Montreal, Bos ton, New England points, etc., C.20 a, m., 2.20 p. in. I'tV Honcsdnlp-0.20, 8 53, 10.15 a. m.; I2.0Q noon; 2.20, 5.23 p. m. For Wllkes-Barre-fi.45, 7.50, 8.43, 9.3S 10.45 n. .11.. 12.03. 1.23, 2.21. 3.33, 4.11, 6.10, 7.50, 10.2S. 11.30 p. m. For New York, Philadelphia, etc., via Lehigh Valley R. It.. 6.43 a. m.. 12.05. 1.23, 4.41 p. m. (with Black Diamond Express), 11.30 p. m. For Pennsylvania R. R, points 6.13, 9.3S a. in.; 2.21, 4.41 p. 111. For western points via Lehigh Valley R. It., 7.50 11. III., 12.03. 3.33 (with Black Diamond Express), 10.2S, 11.30 p. m. Trains will nrrlve at Scranton us fol lows: From Carbondale nnd tho north 6.40, 7.45, 8.40, 9.31, 10.40 a. m.. 12.00 noon: 1.20, 2.18. 3.25, 1.37. 5.45. 7.43. 10.23. 11.27 p. m. From Wllkes-Barro and tho south 6.15. 7.50. 8.50, 10.10. 11.53 11. m.; 1.16. ,2;ll. 3.48.. 5.20. 6.21. 7.53. 9.05. 10.05 n. in.: 1.13 n. m. Comnleto Information regarding rates tn all points in the United States and Canada may be obtained at the ticket of llee in the depot. Special attention given to Western and Southern resort business. J. W. BURDICK. G. P. A.. Albany. N. Y. II. W. CROSS, D. P. A., Scranton, Pn. SCRANTON DIVISION. Ill Effect December 1-Jtli, 1S97. North Bound. tioutli Hound. 2011 24 x Stations P M a I 6 " g w .(Trains Dally, Ex- 2 j X I ceptMinaay) 5 a ip h Arrive Leave 1 u 725N. Y. Franklin St 740 .... 1 7 10 West 4''na street ,.., 7M .... 1700 Weehawkon .... 810.... Ip ii'Arrlve Leave i- m 1 15: caiiosin, 777. T&""777T 101 Hancock ,.,, 2U .... .; issei Starlight .... aw .... tit 46 Preston Park .... uai .... 1840 Wlnwood .... 241 .... 132V Poyntello 250 .... I2l Orson .... 2M .... 12C3 Plcnsant Mt 3ta .... filSPi ITnlondalo .... sot) .... 1140 Forest city .... sit),,.. 1131 carbondale .... S3i' .... fiiso White linage .... tsssi ... 11121 Mavtleia .... 13 43 .... Ill as, Jermyn .... 3 45.... H118 Archibald .... 3 si .... Ill 15 Wlnton .... 354 .... 'it 11 I'cckvllle .... 3f.9... 1107 oirphant .... 4 Oil .... 1101 I'rlceburff ... 401 .... ill 0J, Tliroop .... 410L .. Ill 01; Providence ... 414 .... 1HO571 park Place .... f4 17 .... 1055 fc'crantoa .... 4 21..., a m Leave Arrlre r nl AH trains run dally except Sunday. t. signifies that trains stop on signal for pal sogers. ecuro rates via Ontario a Western beforo purchasing tickets ami savo money, nay and Nliflit Impress to the West J. ('.Anderson, Oen. Pass Agt. T. Flltcrolt. rtlv Pass. AKt nernfnn. Pa, 3 UENURAL OFFICE. SCRANTON. PA. When In doubt hat to ue 'or Nervous Debility, Low t& Power, Impotency,Atropbv,Vartcoctlean-( ''her weaknesses, iron any cause, um Sexlno HUi. Drain chetaeJ and full vlyor quickly restortd. It oil tatU'J. cei irMUtt mull Matt,. Mailed tor$t.O0i0boca$r.00. Wit $3.00 orders we Rive a rruarantee to cure or refund the money, Addreis PEAL MEDICINE CO., UcvcUnJ,0. ,