w 1 :W ""V '-..". V THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE. FIUDA.Y, PEDnUAUY 4, 1899. FRIDAY, PEOnUAUY i, 1898. i WHERE CRIME IS THOUGHT CLEVER Amnilot Lawlessness IntlieOoy CopllO of France. MURDER A PARISIAN PASTIA1E A Comparison ot I'tuii Willi Chicago l'rovokod by n 1'nrlsnii 1'dltor's Joor at tlio Windy CltvAstonlsh- ilng Disregard of Life nml Property. fVhorc Hplgrnms Win Acquittal. Paris Letter In the Sun. To any one with a bent toward the .law thoro could he no mora Interesting leld for study than the codes under kepubllcan France. The peculiarities yen begin with tho coiiHtltutlon. They fro not hoary laws, full of tho nnoma- 'lles nnd Inconsistencies of Ions de scent, like illume of England, for In stance, but "brand-now laws mado for a progressive and up-to-date country .which calls Itself the "soul of the unl- g" and tho "greatest olvlllzer tho fmlil has even seen." ACho laws themselves may be of In- It crest only to legal minds; It Is their working which affords to the ordinary Anglo-Saxon Intelligence one of tho most startling exhibitions of justice, or attempts at justice, this century has witnessed among an Intelligent people. In Franco the average person pays scant attention to these matters; he shrugs hla shoulders; he Is not In volved; doubtless things will be straightened out some time, If they are not right now. He prefers to believe that they aie right now, because, for one thing, that belief Is less trouble some than another might be. The thinkers of France, however, are more concerned, as the voluminous litera ture on th subject of criminology proves. As regards all French laws, but par ticularly tho criminal law. It Is per haps only Just to pay that the country 5 In a transition state. Probably the Ithors of tho penal code and Its sup- lements are really sincere In their efforts to learn, through experience, exactly what s best, not only In tho punishment of crime, but In Its preven tion. At the same time It would seem, perhaps to almost any one but a Latin, that they have puuthe country to seri ous risk of danger at the hands of the criminal classes while gaining this ex perience. Speaking broadly, under tho present codo and the law pasced In 1891, commonly known as the Hcranger law, a Frenchman may rob and mur der almost at will. If the Jury does i not look out for his welfare, he has any number of tender laws of mercy at his .disposal; falling all else, tho president .of tho republlo Is there with his par- jouing or commuting power. NO CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. There is in France a very strong sen timent against capital punishment. Tho udvocates of Its abolition say that criminals are not deterred by the fear of death. They point to the fact that It has been abolished In Italy, in Por tugal, and In most of the cantons of Switzerland. Their constant agitation of tho question has resulted in Its prac tical abolishment In France also, as there has not been an execution, asidu from military executions, since that of Emilo Henry, tho Anarchist bomb thrower, In 1834. In tho three years since then there have been nearly six hundred murders, but all the culprits have escaped tho death penalty. In tho army, on the other hand, and In Algeria, there have been many execu tions. The military executions were, without exception, those of soldiers sentenced to death for striking nn oin cer. Six hundred murders, without one sentence to death, will doubtless strike most people, out of France, as Incred ible. It may be explained that some of the murderers were really convicted and sentenced, but that tho president intervened. A case of this kind is up- the Paris court records for this ,onth. A man murdered his wifo under circumstances inconceivably brutal, because he had seen her speak to another man on tho street. "When she got home ho tortured her for three hours, then was another two hours kill ing her. He broke every bone In her body, as well as her skull, and when she was found It was impossible to tell that she had once been human. Even a French Jury was revolted. But the president said that tho murderer was clearly entitled to clemency, because be had been moved by jealousy. The newspapers applauded tho president. SARCASM FOU YANKEES. This case Is cited not because It Is Inherently remarkable in the way of French murders, but because tho French say that capital punishment Is a brutality worthy only of barbarous peoples; that its infliction is without tho pale of civilization. Notwithstand ing the records of their revolutions and of their commune they set themselves Vp as being a hyper-humano people ..umaner than any nation the world has ever seen. Lynching- in America are stock subjects for the Paris newspa pers. One paper refers to us habitual ly, when discussing these matters, as "the hog-Btlcklng and garrotlng Yan kees." Another occupies much space with boxing nnd prize fighting In Eng land and America, usually defining such sports as "revolting beyond ex pression to, any nationality even half civilized," A few days ago another paper . lis off; "The pi:tlco of electrocution (sic) In America, which is the ofllclal way of carrying out the death sentence throughout the states, is one that can not be too severely reprimanded. It Is only to such a people as tho gross, sor did, unfeeling Yankoes, who have not yet had the benefits of even minor cul ture, that such a barbarity can seem other than tho height of brutality." Finally, tho six-days' bicycle race at Madison Square Garden was the signal for a concerted attack against America and Americans such as probably no nation has ever been subjected to at the hands of another, unless it bo the Germans, attacked by tho samo great "civilizing force," Putting out of con sideration the chagrin of the French at finding their own riders beaten in the race, the exhibition of bile was not po childish as It was disgusting, for at least two of the Paris papers In their revlllngs made use of epithets regard ing Americans which, in common de cency as well as to avoid a descent by the police, they were obliged to sig nify by a letter and a dash. PItETEND TO HE BETTEK. These instances Indicate the fact re marked, that the French really pre tend tp be a little better than other nations, and that they hold themselves to have, had all the original brutality of the human animal refined out of them. Largely they regard their crimi nals as artistic, even refined, criminals not refined In cruelty, an they really are, but of a wholly different clay from the common criminal of other lands. If you tell a Frenchman that his laws arc breeding a race of crimi nals he will not believe you; he thinks that you, a barbarian because a for eigner, know nothing about it. If you cite his own authorities, Count d'.Haus Honvlllp, M. d'Ollvccrona, M. Dufaure, or M, I.evellle, lin smiles Incredulously and still denies. If you compnro France with other countries, ho pooh poohs. In a word, ho believes Franco to bo not only the greatest of all coun tries, but the most virtuous. He 'ex cepts Paris, perhaps, with an Indulgent wink, because he likes to believe, and aliow all likes foreigners to believe, thnt Purls Is "wicked." 11 might perhaps be worth while to emphasize this. A few days ago a Paris newspaper gave nn account of the recent doings of highwaymen In Chicago. The report, nlthough coming through an English channel, was ap parently not exaggerated. H recount ed a number of detulls, then summar ized; for imp week there was a totnl of forty "hold ups," besides n number of other aggressions. It was a greut chance for commentary by the Paris paper. It squared Its elbows and sailed In with a scathing rebuke of Chicago lawlessnmi: attacked the police, us n band of worthless tramps; attacked the city government; attacked the city; finally, as was to be expected, saved Its bust whacks for America and Amer icans. It was n severe nrralgnment, and the editor doubtless thought It was a scorcher. The most interesting thing about It to alien eyes was the inevitable comparison, for which the concluding paragraph had been saved: "Thus we see life In an American city of the fllst class." uld the virtu ous Fit nchman. "Our friends across the water call themselves civilized. Bravo Chicago! We have heard of the great police systems of America; we have heard of the great fire companies; we have heard of so many great things from that land of groat things that It would be Impossible to name them all. We have also heard of great balloons, nnd we cannot conceive why they should be manufactured out of that great land. We have, finally, heard of Paris. We wonder whnt Chicago would think of Paris' We wonder what Chicago would think of the great est city In the world nnd tho admirable way In which uffalrs are conducted here:" BKAM AND MOTE. If that Paris editor had looked over the issue of his own paper In which his lemnrks were printed he would have found omo paiagiaphs by which he might have formed another compar ison between Palis and Chicago. If he had looked through the files for a week. In order to make things equal as regards time with tho record of Chi cago, he would have found more para graphs for comparison than he would have known what to do with; and he might have kept on looking back at the records for a year, or rive years, without being embarrassed for mater ial in due proportion. But perhaps that one day's record in nowise nn ex traordinary day would have been suf ficient to set up ngainst Chicago's one seventh of forty "hold-ups" nnd minor crimes. Summarized they were as fol lows: 1. A music teacher, unmarried, 20 years old, was walking down the Ave nue de l'Opera at U o'clock in the af ternoon, nnd was accosted by a well dressed man, who Invited her to dine with him. She paid no attention to liltn, but ho followed her. On the Quni du Louvre alio took one of the river buata to go to her home. Tiie man also took tho boat and ngaln addressed her. She tumid away. At tho Qual de Bercy she got off. The man got off, Joined her, and again spoke. She ap pealed to a policeman, who refused to Interfere because the man had done nothing. The young woman went on, and presently the man caught up with her and put his nrm around her waist. She shook him off, and cried: "Leave mo alone, you loafer!" The man draw back nnd hit her a terrible blow In the mouth, knocking out three teeth. Then he ran the end of Ills' cane Into her left eye, driving it completely out of Its socket. The young woman fell to tho sidewalk, and .the man Jumped on her and kicked her, breaking two ribs. A number of persona pulled the man away, and he was finally arrested. At the police station he nald he did not know the woman, but she had called him a "loafer," and he was unable to control his anger. The young woman was taken to the hospital and will be there for several months. All this happened In broad daylight, in a crowd ed thoroughfare. If the man Is con victed by a Jury, which is not certain, he will probably be sentenced to Jail for three months (extenuating circum stance of anger, nccordlng to French law), but sentence will be suspended If It be a first offence. 2. A carpenter, married, was return ing home from work at 0 o'clock in the evening. In passing through the Hue Turbigo, then crowded with pedes trians, he was set upon from behind and stabbed four times. Ills assailant, a youth, was greatly astonished to find he had made a mistake. He had been "laying" for the husband of his mis tress, nnd his victim was entirely un known to him. This youth was dis charged from custody three days later. 3. A student, upon the eve of get ting married, had determined to part with his mistress, a variety actress. Upon pretext of having a farewell talk with him, she persuaded him to visit her at her apartment. She treated him to drugged wine, nnd when he had become unconscious poured vltrol into both his eyes, entirely destroying the sight. She wns arrested and tried be fore a Jury, which acquitted her on the ground that she had been moved by "ungovernable jealousy." 1. A party of dissolute youths was sitting in a wine shop of the Hue de Flandre. The talk fell upon courage and deeds of personal prowess. Each recounted fiomelhlng that ho had done out of the ordinary. The youngest, a lad of 10, was taunted with the fact that he had not yet made "his mark." He became angry, nnd his companions laughed. Suddenly tho boy pulled a knife and pointed to the street. Through the window they could see a coal cart going slowly by. The boy rushed from the shop, leaped to the cart, and stabbed the Inoffensive driver twelve times, finally cutting his throat. Ills case has not yet come to trial. Judging from slmlllar cases of the past, tho penalty will be several months' im prisonment, with suspension of sent ence. That Is, the boy will not be pun ished ut all, except In the event of his committing another crime. C A souteneur met a nurse girl In the Luxembourg garden. He had nev er seen her before, but ho Instantly proposed that she become lib mistress. Upon her refusal he drew a revolver und fired at her point blank, tho ball hitting her In the arm. Tho girl drop ped her baby and lied, the youth pur suing and firing. The superannuated guardian of .the garden took refuge In a sentry box. When the youth had exhausted the shots In. his revolver he pocketed It and leisurely walked away unmolested. This happened ut 2 o'clock In tho nfternwn, when the garden, which Is as centrally located as Madl eon square, was full of nursemaids. fi. Another souteneur, who had for mistress a 17-year-old laundrymald, thought she wns not earning enough money to support him properly. He demanded that she give up her place nnd take to tho streets. When she re fused he knocked her down and pound ed her face to pulp with his heels. Ho will probably get a heavy sentence, for, nlthough only 27 years old, his record stands thus; Burglaries, 2; highway robbery, 1; stabbing affrays, 7; petty swindling, C; picking pockets, 2 twen ty condemnations In all. 7, Two young men who had been tak ing a walk In the suburbs reached the fortifications shortly before dark. A party of youths on the opposite side of tho street crossed over nnd made some Insulting remnrks. The two young men paid tin attention. Notwithstand ing that they were .ct upon by the gang, who knocked them down and jumped on them. Each became uncon scious, nnd when they were found n few minutes later It was discovered that each had been stabbed several times. There was absolutely no motive for this aggression. It was simply one of a peculiar sort, the result of pure deviltry, seemingly, which occurs in Pnrla two or three times a week, year In and year out. S. A bank clerk going home from a dance shortly after midnight was send bagged and robbed In the Rue Lafayette. 0. A womun of the street, plying her vocation In the Boulevard Polssonleie, wns stabbed and robbed at 1 o'clock. 10. A man und wife on their way homo from the theater were garroted and robbed In the Rue des Acacias. 11. An elderly man, slightly under the influence of drink, was nccosted by a woman of the street In the Boulevard Strasbourg, who choked him while a male confederate went through his pockets. 12. Four policemen were attacked in the Eplnettes quarter by a gang of young toughs, and were severely han dled, one having his arm broken. 13. In a public hall near the Place d'ltalie a serious row broke out about midnight. Three men nnd one girl were severely hurt. 11. In a stivpt fight in the Boulevard de le Garo between rival bands of toughs three were shot and four stab bed. These fourteen cases nre in no sense a rteora of nn extraordinary day; on the contrary, there are three hundred and sixty-five days in the year juBt '.Ike it. The only extraordinary thing about the record is that It was to be found In a single Paris newspnper. The Parisian does not rea'lzo what a city he is living in, because he confines his readli.g to one papei, which considers Itself enterprising If 't gets one-tenth 3f tht local news. I Flannels and ft " Buy Here or Pay More Elsewhere." J J Towels ' ' Seersuckers One lot Bate's Seersucker, in all the new effects, ioc. grade, special 534c 5,000 yards Outing Flannel, in stripes, ciiccks unu piaius, V ioc. grade, special 5c r-H-H"H"M"f-f-H"f-H-t"H"f-H-ft: THE LEADER. 124 and 126 Wyoming Avenue. 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About his only chance for safety lies in his taking a cab; and the ubiquity and cheapness of cabs operate to keep down the percentage' of nocturnal at tacks. As for tho suburban districts, It Is a very brave or a very careless man that ventures Into their streets after 10 o'clock at night. Neullly, Le-valloIs-Perret, IJIIlancourt, and Pantln are particularly dangerous. In each of these places there are, and have been for many years bands of thugs and marauders which tho police have been totally unable to break up- In the neighborhood of the fortifications the situation Is oven worfce. Th'ls condition of things is accentuated by tho fact that throughout Paris policemen habit ually patrol the streets in pairs, never singly. TIip Bols de I'-oulogne, practi cally unprotected after sunset, is nev er entered by a respectable man at night. As for the Bols do Vlncennes, which bears a relation to Paris much the same ns Bronx Park bears to New York, it Is as unsafe by day as by night. For twenty years it has been lie home of tramps and thieves, wo men as well as men, who camp out In its secluded parts all the year round. In tho space of four months last sum mer no less than three hundred aggres sions, Including several murders, took place within Its boundaries. About onco a fortnight the police conduct a battu'j and arrest many outlaws, but they seem powerless to make the park reasonably safe to the respectable citi zen. These facts are nil perfectly well known to tho editor who "wonder what Chicago Would think of Paris," ns thev are known to moat Parisians, but th chanco to throw a brick Is nev er lost by the Frenchman. But, aside from tho record remarked, that editor might have found in the same issuo of his paper the account of two court cases which are perhaps even more sig nificant of the present status of crime In France. A QUDEIl LAW. Tho first was the trial of a man charged with shooting, In the public streets, his wife and his mother-in-law. The wife had received threo bullets In tho lungs and had ben eleven weeks In the hospital. The mother-in-law, on the contrary, had been hit In the back and had been laid up tor only seven weeks. This fact, by a peoullailty of French law, prevented her from having a standing In court: the law practi cally says that a charge of deadly as sault cannot be brought against a per son unlesn tho victim has been eight weeks in a hospital, In other words the law presumes that an injury the duration of which is arbitrarily, fixed at eight weeks Is If It keeps tho victim la ld but fifty-five days the presump tion Is thai It was meant merely to Injure. This monstrous law was no more ridiculous than the xrlal, which' was as much of a farce as Jury trials always aie in France. The husband was proved to be a wlfe-beater and a good-for-nothing, und had threatened his crime for months, Notwithstand ing that, ho mado some witty remarks when he was put on the stand, an cpl t'ramatlo fling nt his mothers-in-law tickling the Jury particularly, and they ucqulttid him without deliberation. France, It might ba leinarked paren thetically, Is ubout tho only country where a timely epigram is efficacious In warding oft a death sentence, as It has done many a time. Tho other case was that of a ser geant in the Garde nepubllcaine, who, otter pestering a girl for many months with his attentions, attacked her with his sword-bayonet when she refused to marry him. It was nn outrageous case, tho girl being half killed, but a Jury acquitted him without a moment's hesitation, (Since then, but a few duys ago, thttt man made unathet at tack on the samo girl, who escaped from him by Jumping out of a window. He Is again In prison to be tried by another Jury.) 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H-.H--Ht Hf marl: that the statistics of crime for the last decade during which most ot tho new laws) were promulgated Indi cate even more sallently tho facts. While the population has remained al most stationary in that time, crimes ugalnst the person have Increased about 00 per cent., and, what la more noteworthy.the lncreafce has been mado up almost wholly of offences commit ted by recidivates, or persons whom the clemency of the law has permitted to be at lai'BO after conviction of a llrst crime. Two other things to be re marked 'are, llrst, that no other coun try has such a largo number of pro fesftlonal criminals, and, ftcond, that the average at:o of criminals Is In no country as low us in Prance. Nearly two-thirds of tho peisons guilty of ser ious crimes' nro between 15 and 25 years, und the average age yearly grows less. New York and London, The local government Journal, la mule ing somo etatlntlcal compirlsons between Now York anil London, says that Greater London is double tho Bite ot Orcatcr .New York and has double the population. It has more than twlco as many policemen, but only half ns many firemen, u taut which can be enslly accounted lor when tho character of the buildings of New Vork is remombcred. Wo havo four times as many scholars In our public schools, but only 23 per cent, more teachers, wnlcli seems to show thut bis classes us we nia them In London schools uro not approved In New York. We have more public li braries, but not so many us wo ought to have considering tho difference In pupu. latton. Thero nro In London only naif 11s many hospitals an can bo found In New York, nnd considering tho extraordi nary number of accidents in thut cltv compared with thoso in London the hos pitals appear to be neeOed. The New Yorker can boast of possessing nlno ip.oro cemeteries than can be found In London, nml ho puts tho relk'loue enterprise of London to 'he blush by providing a church or chapel fui every 3.U00 persons, whllo wo only provide ono for every l.WW. The municipal debt har gs heavier round his neck, tho London debt being about 3."i per cent, lighter for each ratepayer. "Orgnnlzcd charity" relieved one fumlly out of every 200, but in London one fam ily In ubout forly.flve Is maintained by tho ratepayers. As rcgurds crime, par ticularly thnt coming under tho head of housebreaking und burglary, wo are bet ter off than Now York, probably becauip we are better policed, both hm regard numbers and character. If crimes In Lqr I don under these heads were in tho fan; proportion as those In New York wo should liavn ubout 1W more than New York. A Kuilrond That Lifts its Soll'bylts Own Hoot Straps. Prom Hie London Times. In IIulford"s patent railway Hie Imme diate motlNO power is tho force of gravity, uml tho curs nre, as It were, ulwnys run ning down hill. This result Is uchieved by making the permanent wuy In sec tions, whose length Is to bo determined by engineering' considerations, hinged to gether und st.ppcrted at each end on hy draulic rums. As the train reaches tho Junction of two sections. It puts tho hy draulic machinery In action, so that tho rum rises, lifting the end of tho section together with tho curs that aro upon It. The train thus hus a decline, dowu which It runs by its own weight, und ns the sumo process Is repeated with each sec tion, It Is practically always running down a fulling gradient, continuous, though of varying steepness. Tho ncces. sury hydraulic power Is convoyed through u pipe laid beneath the rails, and the ad mission of water to tho cylinders of tho rams Is contrplled either by electrical means from tho cars, or by tho weight of ho train depressing tho section It Is 'jout to leave, und thus actuating tho Inventor tho mils aro, raised on columns nnd the cars suspended on either slrlo below tho truck, but the system is claimed to bo equally applicable to trains running above the rails In tho ordinary way, though lit that case It Is considered that the limit of speed consistent with safoty would bo much reduced. With u full size railway tho stroko of tho rams nea ejsaty to produce a high speed would not bo very long, and tho passengor would ex perlcnce little. If uny, ot.tho swltch-baclt motion which might at flmt tight appear Inevitable. As it model tho Invention works very prettily, whether It woidf prove practical in un englnprdlng sen.f and, If m. whether It umihl b a cunt merclul and eioiumical tui'c.H, are, course, very different matte; . ei(lior (iioom 'or I'cddlcr. The Columbus Dispatch vouches tot tho truthfulness of this: A couple culled nt tho county auditor's olilco und asked Deputy Stader to give them a license. "I can give you a peddler'n Ucono." Sir. Strader said, "but you want tho probate court, the other slilo of that lit tle cigar stand you reo In tho hall, Tnero l.i where you get marriage licenses." "Well, now," was tho reply, "wq don't want to get a marriage IIccum1. Wo nave had enough of them. Whul wo cumo for pply vulve. In the model built by tho Is a llcensn for our dog a dog llcniife." 1 4id