wr tijr. r w- t tTt Wffftrf ,-wS? 'r rniDAY, JANUAIW. 21, 1898. THE SCIUNTON TRIBUNE. FRIDAY, JANUAnY 21, 1898, bl . n V ( k Lackawanna County GARBONDALE. tTho Carbondale correspondence of Tho Trlbuno hna been placed In tho hands of Mr. C. It. Munn, Snlcm nvenuo and Church street, to whom nows Items may bo addressed. All complaints ns to Ir regular delivery, otc, should bo mado to V. T. Roberts, nows ngent.J EXIT SLOT AUCMNES. Chief or Tollco McAndrcw Ortlors Gnuihliiig Devices Out. A few weeks ngo, nfter a lull of sev eral months, a number of public resorts In this city were equipped with eiy attractive nlckel-ln-the-slot machines. The gambling devices wero eurnlng about $30 a day each and jcterday morning Chief of Police MeAndiew or dered them icmovcd from tho com munity. The chief's action has met the wishes of a majority of the people. 13vcn those fascinated by the samp will re joice over the lemovul of the tempta tion. EYE KNOCKRD OUT. John IjewH, of Simpson, who claims to be a much abused man. htiM had a wairant sworn out for Clulstmas Da vis, who runs a hotel on Uelmont street, charging him with assault and battery. L,evli claims that ho ieceled tho battering on the night of Jan. 3 In a public house In the neighborhood of the silk mill and has since then been confined to the house tij his In juries. He says that In addition to the gonernl severe treatment he lecelved Ills eye has been knocked out. SOCIAL AND PERSONAL, An exreedlngly pretty home wedding took place Wednesday evening, when Miss Hose Setta Ptteis was united in marriage to Alfred T. Thompson The ceremony took pluce at the home of the bride's parents, Mr and Mis. Nicholas Peteis, of Wajne suieet. The parlor was ptettllj decorated with palms and rotted planus in profusion, and a laiee fiame inch under which the marriage was solemnized At 8 o'clock the bride and gloom matched Into the parloi from an ante-ioom to the strain of Mendulsbohn's wedding march, plajed by Professor Firth, lender the arch the couple weie mode one by the Hev Chailes Lee, of the First Presbyterian church. They weie unattended. The bride was nttlred in a gown of new blue, trimmed with chif fon, and carried a bouquet. The groom was attired In the conventional even ing dress. After the ceremony a re ception was held. Over 200 guests were present. The Mitchell Hose company attended in a body. Among the guests present fiom out of town weie. Mis. Klla Thompson, of Haw ley; Judge Al fred Darte and wife, Fiank Darte, George U. and L, C. Darte, of Wilkes- Harro; Mr. and Mrs P K Moigan, of Olean, N. T,; Earl I.ee, or Jermyn; Mr. and Mrs. John IJudsuj, of Wnj inart. Many piesento were received by the couple from their admiring friends, Mr. and Mrs. Thompson have gone to housekeeping in their newly-furnished house on Wyoming street. Mrs. F. P. Coates, of Scranton. hns leturned home, after a Islt with her parents, Mr. and Mis. Jobeph Yun nan, of Belmont street. D. M. Lynch,1 of Simpson, has been called to Nineveh, N. Y by the deatli of lila grandmother. G. A. Wright, civil engineer, who has had charge of the laying out of the Belmont Land company's residence plot In the Fifth and Sixth wards, has left for North Carolina, where he will spend a few months surveying about a thousand acres of lumber terrltoiy in which several Carbondalians are in terested. Mr. Wright made many friends during his stay here, who will jrmlss(him. Miss Emma Barrett's guest, Miss Kit Doyle, returned to her home in Scranton yesterday. Miss Mary Dockerty, of Pike street. Is confined to her home by illness. Oliver Bailey has gone to Sullivan county to set up a dynamo and whe the sawmill of Giles & Peck. A "birthday social" for the benefit of tho Second 'Presbyterian chureli will be held on Trlday evening of this week at tho home of George Brandow, No. 154 Belmont street. All are welcome. CLARK'S SUMMIT. Revival meetings aie still being held In the Methodist Episcopal chuicli by Rev. F. W. Young. Mr. and Mrs. J. Hennesy, of Moun tain Top, were visitors in this place on Monday last. Mrs. Charles Dally islted Scranton friends on Monday. John W Stuart, of Sayi e, Pa , is Is Itlng his sister, Mrs. C. V, Merrill, this week The P. O S. or A. w ill hold a drama in their lodge loom on next Wednes day and Thursday nights. Harvey Fritz was at Tobyhnnna on Tuesday, fishing, and returned with seven picket el, averaging about three pounds apiece. Mr. Woodruff, of Wall's Coiners, was a business visitor In town this week. PRICEBUHG. The primary held in tho Third ward of the Dickson City borough ended with the following result Justice of peace William Moses. 12 votes, W. J Williams' DO votes. Auditor, John Rlderkln, 19 votes. Those two were borough offlceis The following aro tho Third waid otll cers: Council, Frank Zalewski. 76 votes Jacob Yorkie, 75 votes. School director' Many persons cannot take plain cod-liver oil. They cannot digest it. It upsets the stomach. Knowing' these things, we have digested the oil in Scott's Emulsion of Cod liver Oil with Hypophos phites; that is, we have broken it up into little glob ules, or droplets. We use machinery to do the work of the digestive organs, and you obtain the good effects of the digested oil at once. That is why you can take Scott's Emulsion. Sot, ind f i.co, ill drujglilj, bCOTT & BOWNE, Chtml.il, Nw York, Ocorgo Mlscovlsh, C7 otes; Georgo Tilt wig, PS voteH. Constable, Recso S. Davis, 70 votes; David Chapman, 03 votes. As sessor, William McLaughlin, (3 votes; Louis Vcancsky, CO votes. Judge of elec tion, Georgo Coslnz, K votes: John Stern, f7 voles. Inspector of clcotion, Edward Snjder Jr., CO votes; Trank Coleskle, CO votes. These will bo the candidates to bo voted for at tho election Which Will be held on the IRtli of rcbrunry. William Maigetson was a visitor at Scrunton jestcrduy. James Oliver, who met with a serious accident nt tho Johnson's breaker on tho 10th inst., Is Improving slowly. John Oakty, while at work In John son's breaker, jestinlay, had tho mlsfor tiino to have ills liuul cut open and to bo squeezed. JERMYN AND MAYFIELD. Now I'ottollico ut MnWlold Yard--K. N. .livers tho I'oitmitstci. The residents of Mujllcld yard, sajs the Cat bond ile Ileiald, will bo the icclpl ents of n postolllco In a few dujs. With the postolllce uimiH a change In name or the vicinity of the nrd. The oltlcu will be known as C'hlliN, having been named after General .Malinger hllds. of tho Ontario und Wistem rullroid, The cred it nt having the postolllce established Is due to Mr. i: S. Mujers and ho has ben appointed postmaster. It Ih uiidusUod that the piollts of the ofllee will go to Mrs. Uticklund. who will also do the work Mrs lluckland Is a widow who has been u resident of thut vicinity for some time The exhibition concert that will be giv en at tho Methodist Episcopal church this evening, pioinlses to bu ono of the best entertainments Professor La-iimtn II Howes tuilmotlscope it produces tho dllfcrtnt chirm tut- as tiuo us life, and hi has a m.ignlllcent selection of scenes I'.itilck Mullillv Chalks 1'. Gannon, mid Mlchnil Hngurtv attend' d the ban quit at the Hotel Ten.ice, In SeianUm, last evening which was given bj th" Prudential I.lfo Insurance eompanv to the agents. Cultliberl Chistci field, who has been nt the Bmergjiiij hospital, In Caibundnle, for tho past month, was brought home on Wednei1ay last, and Is doing well. He Is now able to lt up John 13 Huinphi , of North Main sliect letutii hom josterdij utter n few dajs vnen 'on at a laki ne tr Wny mnt. Ut brought a nlco mess of llsti home with him In lefeniice to the statement undo li the woman who said she saw Eddie Cnr iliiiei on last August the A on tho stree. -Mr C.mllnot wishes to sii that It was .i mlsreprisentitlon as the boy didn t leavo his homo until Suit. 3 ns was stated in Tho Trlbuno a few dajs ago The gvples who wue lamping nt Miv lield left about two weeks befoie Mr Curdlni r's bov dlsuppeaied David J. Williams, of Second stieet.hns takin the agency for tho Her Johnson and ritchburgocles Mr Williams com plettd his contract estcrday and Is now ready for business John W. Jones ofMavllild has move 1 his household i(Teetn to the Snjder build lug, fourth stteet Mrs. Whltlij. of East Side, was n visitor In Carbondale jesterdaj. Kobi it Hull, of Witmoie avenue, Maj Ikld, was lKltid on Wednesday evening b a Urge number of his filinds who gave him a suiprlso partv The evening was spint as usual with delightful gams i ml at the clone a line repast was served lrc lo'iovvlng are those who wero pres ent Misses Mav II. Mlllei, Sarah A Jimes, Maggie Glhbs I.lz7le A Miller, Ribicca Clicstetlleld Nillle liaundj, Jla blo Seym in, Nelllo Scmore, Rosy East lake. Mosters Thomas Hull, John Mc Lean, Allen Hall, John Miller, Pearson Olbbs. Arthur .Miller, Robert Hall, Mat thew W. McLean, Johnnlo friend. Simon Phillips, who has been residing on Main street, moved Into tho Grant piopeitj on South Second street, ester dav Thomas McGlnnls, or Mnyllcld, an nounces ills name for councilman. C. D. Helmes was In Scranton yester day. TAYLOR NEWS. Tho Knights of Plensiiro Eiitoituin. Hoard of Trnilo .locts--Porfioual nnd Other News. Tho newly organized social club known ns the Knights of Pleasure, gave a de lightful leccptlon to Its members and friends on Widnesday evening In Jones' hall, Archbald mines. The evening was spent in music, games, dancing nnd other diversions. Mr. William H. Tim, tho genial and elllclent outside foreman of tho Archbald mines, took flashlight plc tuies of tho party The mi rrlment reign ed supremo until n Into hour when re freshments wiro served Tho music for dancing was furnished bv the Mjrtle or chestra of Hyde Park. Edwaid Edwards ofllclated as prompter Those present were. Mises Annlo Phillips, Hydo Park; Mary Griffiths, Lillian How-ells, Lizzlo Davis, Sadlo Carter. Marj J. Nicholas, Edith Powell and Sallle Williams, of Tay lor, Pearl Gaul, Clara Slpplo, Sarah Jones, Barbara Phillips, Annie Pfaff, Margaret Slppel, Mary Jones, Jennie Se ward and Mary Juno Llojd, and Messrs. frank Bovnn, Edward Edwards, D H Hopkins, Hydo Park- frank Decker, Adolph Urwclder, Evan Davis, Thomas J Hughes, Daniel Tubbs Taylor H K Sow aril, William Llod, James Nash, Charles Lenlhan, John Jones, H. B Jones. T' mas 3'homas, Dinnls Lenihau and Jol- Si) bolt. Miss achlo Gnngvver, of North Main street, was the guest ot relatives In Plttston on Wednesday. A meeting of tho board of trade was held on Wednesday evening In Its looms In tho Price Llbiarj. hall There was a good nttendnnco and an enthuslastlo meeting. Presldint T. II. Bow-en was absent, und M C Judge, presided John 1 . Taylor, chairman of tho street and light committee, mado n lengthy rcpoit. Ho said tho committee had waited upon many propert owners on Main street In lefcienco to paMng that thoroughfare, but tho first thing that was needed was sewers In icgard to lights, ho said tho Penm--.lv anla Globo and Gas eompanv of Philadelphia, will erect on Friday evening u post-lamp for examination by the citizens Tha report w as accepted and the following resolutions offered and a copy bint to the council "Resolvid by the board of tiade of the borough of Tay lor that wo think it wiso nnd expedient for tho borough ccftincll to make provi sions for paving and sewering of Main street, from tho Sloan rullioad to Jer mjn & Co's store, ut an early dote We also think It wise and expedient for them to examine tho said street light as presented for lnsiectlon by tho above light company, and If practicable make Borne arrangements with them for light ing tho streets," The manufacturing commltteo reported that the woolen mill would bo In operation by March 1. The following officers wero then elected- First vice president, M. M. Williams; second vice president, Robert Llewellyn; secre tary, II. J. Daniels, treasurer, H. T. Davis Tho following wero afterward ap pointed as a commltteo on banquet which will bo held on Feb. '.', Wlllard Atherton, Gomer Jones, M C. Judge, J. M. Mor gans und II. T Davis. Tho boar J then adjourned until next Wednesday even ing. Mr J L. Nelger and Dr. J. 8, Porteus attendeel the banquet of the field start of tho Prudential Insurance company nt tho Hotel Terrace, Scranton, last evening. Mrs. James Gllfred nnd daughter, Ruth, of Plttston, who have been visiting friends in tlIs place, huvo returned home. Martin Luther lodge. No. 22, Loyal Knights of Amerlcu, will meet this even ing In Reese's hull. A Trontmont for live Ntlngn. A paste of pulverized Ipecac Is said to bo n valuuble locul application In bco stints. CATARRH OF THE8TOMACH. A Pleuant Simple, but Clfectutl Cure for It. Catarrh of tie stomach has long been considered the next thing to Incurable. Tho usual BymptoniB aro a full or Montlmr sensation after eating, accom panied sometimes with sour or wnterir rislngs, a formation of cases, causing pressure on tho heart and lungs and dinicult breathing; headache, fickle appetite, nervousness and a general played out, langulil .feeling, Thero is often a foul tUBte In the mouth, coated tongue, nnd If the Inter ior of tho stomach tould be seen it would show a slimy, Inflamed condi tion. The cure for this common nnd obsti nate tt outdo is found In a tieutment' which caussa tho food 'to be readily, thoroughly digested before It han a. time to ferment and iirltatc the deli cate mucous surfaces of tho stomach. To secuie a prompt and healthy di gestion is the ono necessary thing to do, tnd when normal digestion Is secured the catarrhal condition will have dis appeared. According to Dr. Harlansdn the saf est and best tieatment is to use after each m?al a tablet, composed of Dias tase, Aseptlo Pepsin, a little Nux, Gold en Seal anl fiuit nclds. nil drug stores tinder the naive of Stu art's Dyspepsia Tablets, and, not being a patent medicine, can be used with perfect safety nnd assurance that healthy uppetlte and thoiough diges tion will follow their legulnt use af ter metis, Mr. N. J. Hooher, of -710 Deal born St, Chicago, 111., writes: "Catarrh is a local condition resulting from a ne glected rold in the head, whereby tho lining membrane of the nose becomes lutlamei and the poisonous dltcharge therefrom, liasslng backward Into the throat, reaches the stomach, thus pro ducing cntairh of the stomach. Medi cal authorities prescribed for me for three years for catarrh of Btomach without cure, but loliy I am the hap piest of men after using only one box of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets. I can not find approprlato words to epiess my goo I feeling. "I liuve found flesh, appetite and scum1 lest from their use." Stuart's Dyjpepsla Tablets Is th'e saf est piepaiatlon us well as the slinphst and most lonveiilent lemedv fot nnv form of Indigcstlon.catarrli of stomach, biliousness, sour stomach, heattbuin and blunting after niMls. Send f-jr little book, mailed ftce, e,n stomal h tumbles, by addressing Stuait Co., Marshull. Mich The tablets can no f'jund at all drug stoies. Coircet Breathing. It has been discovered that tho double chin can bo banished b loiieet bieuth lug. TtieNwomim with u short neck must hold her head high, even stretching her neck until conscious of the tension of the cords Sho should also practice dropping lit r head und letting it loll listlessly about This will give a graceful poise to the head and the exerclso of muscles will help consume the etra nmount of lat. Lung exercise In bieathlng ate the best cure foi excessive stoutness. Iho best time for this Is before ilressini in the morning and nftei undressing at night, five oi tin minutes' eeiclse every ilaj will i educe the llesh In n wonderfully short time Stand eiect, with the head and chin well up, and rise upon the toes nt eacli inspiration, holding the breath a moment, then expelling it forclblj and tcmpletely, coming down upon the heels at tho same time. Another good bieathlng exeicise Is to draw- In a full, deep breath. Retain tho bieath while counting fifteen and then slowly expel it. Sometimes stout women movo tlie arms gruccfull, but the body has an utter lack of llbeity and free mo tlon or suppleness. Drawing her corsets tighter nevir did make a stout woman less stout in appeal anco. Tho first bare Is not to laco too tightly; the second Is to banish all Ideas of being stout fiom jour mind, and let the muscles have as tree play as possible. All women can learn to use their bodies gracefully, even If thero Is a predisposition to stoutness. Stout women nro acknowledged to be tho light est dancers, and tboro Is no reason why they should not bo graceful In pose and motion If n woman draws hei breath freely from tho bottom of her lungs sho diminishes the effect ot her size Imme diately by doing away with that ready-to burst look that Is generally associated with stoutness That is the look that must bo avoided, even If the waist meas ures an Inch or so moro and tho bust and shoulders gain a little. Keep tho 1'cet Worm. You will never be In good health and never do jour best work If jour feet are constantly cold. Gravo diseases of the throat nnd lungs nro caused by cold feet nlone. and theso troubles aro always ag gravated by a frigid condition of the low er extremities. If proper footwear does not glvo relief consult a phjslcnn, for the chances uro the system Is "run down," and radical measures aro neecasarj-. In nine c ises out of ten, however, tho root covering is to blame, either bceause of its shapo or its material. Save in warm weather and for low-cut shoes, leather, ns oidlnnrlly prepaid! has serious objec tions. It lacks two prime iiuallties por osity and capacity for absorption being In this respect too much like rubber. No foot can remain either comfortable or healthj If kept In a perpetual bath of Its own emamtlons and excretions. Leather, espielallj that of tho more porous varie ties, maj- bo tolerated for the outside, but for cold weather It should olwajs bo lined with woolen cloth or, better, with wool felt. In fact, for all cold climates, and for winter wear In all climates where thero is any winter, a footgear made from nil-wool folt approaches the Ideal. According to modern nations any Illness In ono pait of tho body may bo occasioned by some lirltatlng cause far removed from tho seat of the trouble. Just how this Is cannot always be clenrly explained, but that such connection does sometimes exist Is beyond dispute In the matter un der discussion, If the nervis of tho whole body uro Irrltntcd by a tight shoe, or the extreme coldness of the extremities makes extra demand upon tho blood sup plj, thero Is neither netvo fotce nor blood enough left for other functions. Vocalist. The Art or Inking n Until Properly. Bathing la a very Important dally duty, yet few people know how to take a bath to get the most good out of it. There ore certain things that add to the comfort of a bath which should not be missing from a well appointed bathroom. Every bathroom should have a cork or rubber mat placed beside the tub. Woolen mats absorb molsturo and become dingy and unhygienic. Every bathroom should have attached to the wall beside the tub, low enough to bo accessible, some small wlie travs; one to hold tho sponge and nnothei the soap In tho Interims of bathing, when theso articles arc not in active UBe. Every bathroom should contain a set of shelves, on which should bo kept soap, 'tooth powder, a can of almond meal, a jar of cold cream, a bottle of ammonia, a bottle of alcohol, a bottlo of lavender, or violet water a bottlo of Usterlne, und a bottle of witch hazel. Of course, the woman who indulges in lotions and bleaches will keep them nlso. If medlclno Is kept In tha bathroom it Bhould not bo mixed indiscriminately with the toilet preparations, but should have a section li Itself. Tho brushes which every woman needs for her bath are a flesh brush for occa sional Use. a rnhbpr rnmnlmlnn Lr,iak nn.i land a nail brush. Some skins are kept I oinnni lli !. 41 n I B,..U.,M u Mie.uuni vmtn are ruugneneu. It will, therefore, bo the part of wisdom not to Indulges In continual scrubbing until ono disco vein which sort of skin one hns. Cold water la nnt rlMn.lm. t a i,-. I Ing; it is hardening and It helps to muko JONAS LONG'S SONG. Tremendous Values for Friday Shoppers Will help to round out a great business week here. The great buying putyic has witnessed a revelation in prices, Great crowds have bought from the great stocks, yet goods remain, for we were prepared for the rush. There yet remain a few of the Hosiery. We advertised this great bargain yesterday and it rained. People bought just the same. Possibly twenty five hundred pairs remain of the lot. They're a manufac turer's sample line and con sist of Women's Seamless Black, Men's Seamless Black, Men's Seamless Fancy, Children's Seamless Ribbed, Infants' Seamless Black. They cost to manufacture i jc to 2c a pair. Price here today, 7 cents pair. riuslin Underwear Tremendous value giving today. Great stock to select from. A page of this paper wouldnlt do justice to the stock. Here's just a few quick price hints : At 4 Cents Good quality, high or V neck, . Corset Covers, great value. At 10 Cents Good quality Muslin Drawers, deep hem and tucks; yoke band. At 15 Cents Fine quality Muslin Drawers. Eancy embioidered Corset Cov ers. At 19 Cents Fine muslin Gowns, tucked yoke and cambric ruffle. At 23 Cents Fine Drawers, umbrella ruffle. Fine lace trimmed Corset Covers. Fine lace trimmed Chemises. Undershirts, deep hem and tucks. At 38 Cents Fancy trimmed Muslin skitts. Fancy Gowns, tucked yokes. Embroidery trimmed Drawers. Embroidery trimmed Chemises. Embroidery trimmed Corset Cov ers. Lace trimmed Gowns. At 48 Cents Lace and embroidery Urimmed Gowns. Lace and embroidery trimmed Drawers. Fine embroidery trimmed Chem ises. Lace and embroidery trimmed Corset Covers. Other garments in Muslin from 58c to $9.7 all at a third to a half cheaper than any house in the state. the fikln firm, but it la not demising, 'iho shock of cold water application closea tho porex at once, and they retain all tho Im purities which they should cast out. So that tho woman who wishes to ho clean must wash In warm water every clay and use her cold water sponge only us a skin tonic. AVhcn one Is fatigued a sponge bath with warm water and ah ohol will restore one's strength nnd vigor. When ono Is not well rt thorough rubbing down with oil is an excellent medicine. Seiisltito Dogs, When tho guest of the Rev. Udward 11, Ingle In ltoanoke, Vn , I was asked by ill. Inglo to make the experiment wheth er I could bring into my conversation with him tho word "holes" without its bo. ing curiously noticed by his dog. I tiled It moro than onco, not emphasizing tho word or making It louder man any other words. Tho first tlmu tho word "holes" reached the ear th dog looked tonurd me with nn expression of appreheusmn. The second time ho rose, curled Ills tail between his legs, and stood watchful, as If to know whether hu was to he fur tlicr disturbed. The third time ha left tho room, with unmlstakublo demonstia tlons of alarm and shame. Mr. Inglo (old me, an the only explanation ho could give, that tho dog had dug holes In the pros on the luwn and had been leprovad nnd scolded for It, nover punished other wise, Wo have 11 dog which will do tho cume thing, for precisely tho samo reubon, on JONAS LONG'S SONS. goods advertised last Sunday but not many; big stocks don't last long here. To day, Friday, is a recognized bargain day the world over, but we lead the proces sion in bargain-giving, as we lead in everything else biggest stocks, finest goods, lowest prices, fairest dealing and sundry other things. The bargain-giving begins with the opening of the doors this morning continues all day. And every item serves to show how far the dollar can be made to go here. VALUES AND CHEAPNESS CAN NOT BE MATCHED IN ANY STORE IN THE STATEt Wash Extra heavy and strongly made; large size, and t ft worth 49 cents 1" Tea and Coffee Pots Fine quality Enamelled Ware, well made and woith at the least 2c Kitchen Crash Extra line quality Kitchen Crash for Toweling, worth j cents a yard Bed Ticking Extra heavy, fine quality Bed Ticking, wotth at the least ijc a yard ' Dress Ginghams Two hundred exquisite patterns in Fancy Dress Ginghams, in a great variety of plaids and checks, Worth ioc a yard and sold for that the world over, i Pillow Cases Fine Muslin Pillow Cases, hemmed Women's Jackets Your choice of ioo Jackets most of them all wool, latest styles; high storm collars, worth $o to $.00 Women's Capes Your choice of 23 all-wool Capes, black only; 24 inches long, full sweep, new Empire back; cloth faced in front; high storm collars edged with black Thibet fur. Sold at $j THE GREAT STORE. hearing tho word "ducks." The Ilttlo wretch killed a tame duck, and van verbally llagcllated. The Spectator. Kipling und Stockton. ltuiljard Kipling and Trank It. Stock ton met each other ut a reception somo time ago. The latter Informed tho fa mous Englishman thut he seriously con templated a lsit to India. "I'm glad to hear it," exclaimed Kip ling cnthuslastlcall "You see," ho wont on, "I know Just what we'll do with jou over there when wo get you uway from jour friends and family We'll lure jou on Into tho jun gle and have you seized and bound by our trusty wullahs. Wo'll liavo you turned over on jour back und get ono of our blggesV elophunts to stand over ou with its forefoot poised nboe jour head. Then I'll say In my most Insinuat ing way. 'Come, now, Stockton, which was it Tho Lady or tho Tiger?' " lie Ho.d tho Wrong Woman, Mrs. Temple, tho wife of tho new arch bishop of Cnnterburj', after making u call the other evening, entered whut sho sup posed was her own carriage and asked the coachman to drlvo to tho palace. Tho man promptly droo her to tho Falaco Theater of Varieties und it was with great dlfllculty that tho good lady, who had never been In such u place In her life, was able to persuade him thut this was not tho destination sho wished. Kx- cnango. JONAS LONG'S SONS. ,tiir00 Boilers 10' 2& m 4& large size, plain or jy 43 $1.95 $1.95 A Dcsortcil Urlde. A few eon!ngs since a small party of joung gentlemen and ladies mot at tho Central depot to welcomo home from their wedding trip a couple who vero expected on tho train from Chicago. Tho train was on time. Imagine tho sur prise when tho bride came marching along tho platform loaded with bag1 and bundles almost beyond her capacity to handle. The groom was not in sight, and to make matters worse, the pretty brldo was sobbing when her friends mot her. "Whj gicat heavens, Clara, what's tho mutter? Surtlj, Charley isn't dead or sick, Is ho?" asked one. "Oh, I don't know where ho is," sho said. "He went out of tho sleeper at Indianapolis and never came back. I'm afraid ho lias met with foul plaj of some Kind, or that ho fell oft the cars." "But what did ho go out for?" was the noxt question. ' "Well, jou see, I wanted a cup of tea, and Charley said we had plenty of time, and that ho would go nnd get it, and ho never camo back. Oh, I'vo hud an awful tlmo all tho uny here. Tfou don't think he's hurt, do you? sho said to her sister. "Of course not, goosej'. Don't you bee? Ho went out and missed tho train, that is all thero Is about it. Ho will bo along on the noxt train." "Oh, If I thought so I would Just sit hero and watt until the tialn comes In, Can I dispatch to him?" "Why, no or course not. Ho is on the way here, and you will go right out home and wait for him." JONAS LONQ'S SONS. 4 Men's Night Shirts. Men's handsomely trim med Night Shirts, cut full length and fully reinforced on shoulders. Worth jo cents, at 27 Underwear. Men's Natural Grey Shirts and Drawers, extra good quality, and in all sizes, worth toc each, at 25c Women's Shoes Yesterday's rain was your good fortune today, for the Shoes were not all sold. We told you their valuethree dollars even that would be cheap for them. Price today is $1.28 Pair- Fine Vici Kid, cloth or kid tops, round or square toes all sizes and widths. Embroideries The "Bargain Booth" cen ter of main aisle, talks em broideries today. Nearly two hundred patterns with cut out edges ready for use. Not a remnant in the lot. Some of them very wide. All at 5c yard. Brooms Did you get a broom yes terday? A good many did -and all wondered at the price We're going to keep the bar gain open today as long as they last. The price 7 cents each. Hams Very fine and fancy sugar cured Hams, today only, at gclb. Extra superior California Hams, today only, at 6c ib. , Charloy showed up in duo timo and ex plained matters. Ho got tho cup ot tea all right, and when ho went to board his train ho got on one that was Just start ing for Chicago, and when ho discovered his mistake tho train was going too fast for him to escape, Theie was naught to do but to go until ho could exchange trains, which he did. Ho arrived In Cin cinnati about twelo hours late, but the welcome ho received from his joung and pretty wife convinced him that ho was beloved much moro than the average run of young husbands, Cincinnati Commer-cial-Tr,ibuno. Coconnut Drop. Two grated cociauuts, ono pound con fectioners' powdered sugar and tho gintcd jellovv ind und Julco of two lemons, work together well und form Into drops Hie size of an English walnut. In tho center of each cako put a small pleco of citron: pluco on buttered tins und buko in n hot oven until the tops ure brown. tthita CnUc. Whites of two eggs, oner cup sugar, butter sizo of un egg (melted), one ana one-half cups of flour, ono-half cup sweet milk, one teaspoon baking powder; first beat tho whites up well, udd sugar, but ter, etc. Ilnrd Hnuco. Cream one-quarter cup of butter, add gradually ouo-halt cuii povvdercd sugar und cream, fluv'or with one-halt tea spoon of vuntlla or lemon extract. Keep In a cool place until teady to serve.