THE SCBAftTON TRIBUNE-SATURDAY .MORNING, JUNE tf. 1897. 15; mric The .resignation of a cathedral or ganist In the "prlmo oi llfo Is not a com mon event. In n, few weeks Mr. Lee Williams, who lias nlreatly fjlven up his post at Gloucester, will start on a sea voyage. An affection of the throat, AVhlch has for some time troubled him, makes rest and sea air desirable. Many friends In Gloucester and elsewhere C. LEE WILLIAMS. will follow him In sympathy to the An tipodes, and hope that dry air nnd sun shine may do for him a service which the fine old city of the Severn valley with Its fogs and damp, cannot be ex pected to render. Mr. Lee Williams has done fifteen ears good work In Gloucester, and has won the regard of all Its citizens in qufte a remarkable way by his solid and .unpretentious effort, as well as his mu sical Insight and feeling. Here, in the music-room of his olllclal residence In Palace Yard, It Is pleasant to talk with him of these happy years. Of his work, at least, he is ready to speak, but of tho personal question, the way In which ho has done It, he Is silent. Mr Williams is of Welsh descent. His father, Rev. D. Williams, L.L.D., came from Brecon, and was related to the Wllllamses of Abercamlais. Dr. Williams, who was in orders, was a Fellow of New College, Oxford, and held for flfty-ono years the college llv llng of Alton Barnes, Wiltshire, though, owing to loss of sight, he had for many years to perform his duty by deputy. Mr, Lee Williams, as a boy, entered the fchoir of New College, Oxford, and was 'there for four of five years. Mr. Wil liams' uncle was at the time warden of the college, so that he was not with out friends. When his voice broke his father was living in retirement at Winchester, and here the lad went for a time, knowing no more of musle than a choir boy usually does, and having an open mind as to his future career. The first thing his father did v. as to send him to a tutor to mako up those arrears in general education which a rholr-boy's llfo at that time had In volved. It Is tho recollection of how little ho did in general studies when a chorister that hasj.niade Mr. Williams bo careful that "the choir-boys under him shall have a good education Before long he decided to make mu sic his profession, and being at Win chester, It was a natural thing that he thould bo articled to the cathedral or ganist, Dr. Arnold, of whom he has the pleasantest recollections. He was for five years with Dr. Arnold, during the latter part of which time he acted as deputy organist. His first appoint ment was at Ovlngton, a village a few njlles out of Winchester, and he rode there and back each Sunday on a hired pony. The recollections of these rides Is humorous. The pony was of ten changed, and his temper and llttlo ways was gloriously uncertain. Some times he would lie down, sometimes kick, sometimes bolt. The result was that more than once the youthful or ganist was late for his duty. The Win chester apprenticeship over, Mr. Lee WHHanis took an organ at Upton, Torquay, from whence he went St. Columba's College, an Important pub lie school sometimes called "tho Eton of Ireland" near Dublin. .Among his predecessors here weie Dr. Arnold, Dr. E. G. Monk, Mr. T. E. A lward, Mr. F. Cambridge, &c. The five years at St. Columba's were happy ones. Mr. Leo Williams was a form master as well as music master. He divided the 150 boys Into four classes, and all learned to sing, showing much enthusiasm. Fond of games and fishing, there was plenty of recreation for him, and the friendship which he formed -Alth Sir Robert Stewart was especially helpful unci cordial. While here, Mr. Williams graduated Mus. B. at Oxford, during Sir Frederlo Ouseley s professorship. In 1876, Dr. Arnold was laid aside from work, and at the request of tho dean and chapter Mr. Lee Williams gave up St. Columba's and took his old master's place for a year. When this duty was done, and Dr. Arnold was happily able to resume work, the or ganlstslup of LlandafC Cathedral was offered la Mr. Williams. His cousin, tho Very Rev. Thomas Williams, was tho dean, ao that naturully all went well luring tho live or six yearn that he was there, and when, early In 1S82. Dr. Har ford Llloyd resigned his post nt Glou cester Cathedral In order to go to Christ Church, Oxford, Mr. Leo Williams, who took his place, left Llamlaff for Glou cester with regret. The Cardiff Or chestral Society, of which ho was the first conductor, waB one of tho organi zations which he left behind. "While I was at Llandaff," Bay-3 Mr. Williams, "I was struck by the Welsh loo of music. A Welshman by Inher itance, I had never lived In Wales, and ns a listener and spectator I used to go to tho p.'&teddfodau und marvel nt the enthusiasm shown by working people, both as performers and auditors. Of course the system has Its defects. I don't like the money prizes; I think tho repertory of the choirs Is too limited, but taken as a whole, the Welsh devo tion to choral singing Is remarkable, and as far as I know unparalleled. I have always been myself Immensely fond of unaccompanied choral singing glees, madrigals, part-songs, and even anthems. This art Is distinctly English. Wherever I havo been I havo tried to revive (t. At Llandaff I formed a madrigal society, and conducted It during my time there. The unaccom panied singing Is the purest style of vocal music. One of my last acta bo fores leaving Gloucester will be to servo with my friend Mr. Rlseley as adju dicator In contents for malo and for mixed choirs, which our County Coun cil are'gettlng up with the public funds (at their disposal. "peaking generally, I think that the cathedral -service has been overdone with organ. I should llko to hear more unficcoransnled work from the choir It is devotional, and It Is splendid prac- (s literature tlco. On Fridays wo havo an unac companied nervier;, ivlileli I established some yeais oro. What anthems do we find suitable? All the older cathedral school of coraposera complete their ef fects without the 'organ. Take Greene's JO clap your hands' (In five parts)' one of the llnest pieces of counterpoint I know; Croft's 'Sing praises,' Goss's 'O Saviour of the world,' Sterndale Ben nett's 'O that I knew." . Mr. Lee Williams has proved the sin cerity of his Interest In part-singing by composing several men's-volco glees for the Bristol Hoyal Orpheus Society, and madrigals" for the Bristol Madrigal Society. One of tho last concerts which he will attend before his departure will bo at Bristol, where tho Orpheus So ciety will produce a new part-song which he has written to words by Thos. Moore. THE IRISH EISTEDDFOD. The Olreachtas, or literary assembly In connection with the movement for preserving the Irish language, was held recently in the Rotunda, Dublin. A member of the city council presided In tho absence of the Lord Mayor through Illness. Tho assembly, the first of Its kind ever held In modern times In .Ire land, was largely attended, those pres ent Including Mr. T. H. Thomas, R. C. A., the herald bard of Wales. A con siderable sum of money was awarded in prlz,. The proceedings, which took place at the Mansion Houses in tho evening, when the- Felt Executive Committee welcomed, the Welsh delegation in Dublin, were of on extremely Interest ing character. As principal member of tho Welsh delegation, Mr. T. II. Thom as, herald bard of Wales, was received with tho greatest cnthuslnsm. After being Introduced by tho chairman, Mr. Thomas said ho had como to attend the Fels In the double capacity of a mem ber of the Goredd and a member of the eisteddfod. He was the bearer of two messages from his nation. The first was from the Archdruld of the Gor sedd, who said, as Celts, the Welsh re joiced In every thing done for the glory of the Celtic race, and that their hearts would go out to the Irish In their festival days during tho present week. The other communication was from the Executive committee of tho present year's eisteddfod, who ex pressed a hope that, like the eistedd fod, the Felo would succeed in ob taining tho adhesion of all tho people. The Executive of the elsteddfo'd would this year give a ptize for a piece of Irish music. HOME NOTES. T. Cllcenin Evans will shortly pub lish a volume of his own poetical com positions. Thomas J. Davis, Mus Bach, of this city, will set to music tho words of a Welsh hymn by D. B. Morgan (Ap Tegld) of Philadelphia. Index, who now fills the position of assistant editor of "Y Drych," will pub lish a volume of his English essays on miscellaneous subjects. Tho Row DePugh Griffiths, of Blng hamton, N. Y., will soon publish a vol ume of his poetry In which will bo in cluded his prize poem, for which ho won three hundred dollars and a hand some chair. In next Saturday's Issue of the Tri bune a poem of great originality, and beautifully Illustrated, will appear. Tho poem Is a pastoral one on the poe try and beauties of the Vale of Towy by a hitherto unknown bard. Those capable of Judging claim for It much poetical Inspiration nnd grace. T. J. Davis, Mus. Bach, will start a music class in the near future In BInghamton, N. Y. He has been en couraged to do so, and we aro certain that his efforts will be appi eclated. It Is a well known fact that Mr. Davis is acknowledged by the leading musi cians of Gwalla to be the foremost four part song writer of his countrymen, and Is fast developing as a song writer of gteat distinction. As an Instructor of thorough bass and a writer of In spired music, few, If any, are his su periors. He has been too unassuming. It Is not generally known by the Welsh people that Lewis Roberts, of Bellevue, who started upon a contin ental trip last week, is one of the best Welsh scholars In this country and one of the strongest writers In his native language. Only those who have given tho matter a life study and who have been In constant practice can appre ciate this fact. Because one wtltes an occasional article to a Welsh paper Is no starldard to go by. Were we only allowed to tell, our readers would be surprised to learn how fewi Indeed, of our great men can write the mother tongue fairly well even. The Rev. D. P. Jones, of tho West Side, writes ns follows to the Drych; "I am proud of the fact that our fellow townsman, John II. Powell, has suc ceeded so well In composing such an excellent national hymn. In this com position I find superior elements of true Inspiration. It Is to be hoped that Parson Price -.vlll ho equally as suc cessful with tho music. The popular musician should be well at home in this class of music. Let words and mu sic bo published at onco so that tho hymn could bo sung at the Newport Eisteddfod." Mr. W, C. JoneB (Cadle) ha written a very clever and Interesting biogra phical sketch for the July 'number of the "Cambrian"' of Mr. T. D. Jones, of Hazleton. Tho subject of the sketah Is aqo of tho best known Welshmen In V country. As a mining expert he has but few equals, and as a scien tific engineer he Is well known to tho profession, and has written extensively on scientific subjects. At one time ho was mine Inspector of tho Hazleton dis trict. Friend Cadle has been happy in his subject which ho handles very gracefully, Mr. Gwllym Amos, the Wllkes-Barro musical copductor, replies In this week's Drych in a pungent, shoulder hitting article to Mark Evans' flound ering and bombastic remarks In a pre vious number of that paper. The con troversy arose over the adjudication of the musical compositions of the Utlca Eisteddfod. Emlyn Evans has accused Mark Evans of plagiarism, and proved his asertlon most conclusively by pub lishing both adjudications eldo by side In his periodical. It wub the most barefaced crime of recent years. The author of the orlarlnal Is Dr. Tavalaw Jonca who Is yet allvo and a very live ly citizens of tho United States. John T. Watklns, of the Royal Acad emy of Music, London, Is expected home. Mr. Watklns has made him self felt at the great academy, and his record ns a student was one of many successes. Ills friends aro already PROF. LEWIS WATKINS. pressing his claims for the leadership of the choir that Is soon to be organized for tho purpose of competing nt tho great New York Eisteddfod, which, In point of great magnificence, will excel even tho world's fair eisteddfod. Many believe Mr. Watklns Is the proper man for such painstaking work, and that with him at tho head of such an or ganization laurels of greater worth than those even won at the world's fair are within the reach of Scranton choris ters. Mr. Lewis Watklns Is also In the field and will contest with might and main the academician's right to this honor. Ho Is also a leader of sterling capabilities, with host of admirers to fight his battle. Let the band play, but Scranton singers cannot afford to enter this competition and lose. NOTES. The area of Llanelly Is a little over 4,000 acres. The normal capacity of the six Llan elly tlnplate works Is 31,6S0 boxes per week. There are 32 teachers of all grades In the service of the Llanelly school board. The Carnarvonshire batteries of tho Cheshire and Carnarvonshire Artillery Volunteers aro to go to Pembroke Dock for this year's training. One of tho remarks of tho Rev. Ar thur Mursell In his Llanelly lecture tho other night was that a more difficult task than calling another man a fool, was toprove one's own sagacity. Tho enthronement of the Bishop of St. David's Is expected to take place In St. David's Cathedral on June 4, Dean Howell Is expected to take up his resi dence at the Deanery about tho 20th Inst. At the end of this or the beginning of next month a number of Interesting presentations will be made to the re tiring principal at St. David's College, Lampeter, both by residents of the town and tho students at that educa tional Institution. A wag stated the other day that the characteristics of the four great Welsh denominations In relation to preaching could be classified thus; Baptists like hwyl; Independents, poetry; Metho dists, depth; and Wesleyans, energy. There are four Congregational churches at Bournemouth and the pul pit of each Is occupied by a Welshman. The Rev. Osslan Davles one of the number will shortly leave, on the as sumption, possibly, that this time some variety was Introduced. A series of conferences on "Manual Training," to which all Welsh teachers and members of educational boards are Invited, has been ananged by the Welsh Central Board. Tho first will be held at Aberystwyth, the secarid at Bangor, and tho third at Cardl. We understand that tho Rev. John Evans (Eglwysbach), who presided re cently over the deliberations of the South Wales Wesleyan Synod at Car diff, has declined to allow himself to be nominated for the office of the Book room Editor In connection with the de nomination. Eglwysbach has no Inten tion of leaving Pontypridd just yet. The Cambrian for June, 1S07, gave great prominence to the advertisement " Your father has an Idea that will fool him I " " Gracious 1 You are not going From Home And Abroado of "a new and "beautiful fast sailing steam packet, the Lady Charlotte, and with two engines of thirty horse power each!" This "fast" packet piled between Cardiff and Bristol and Swan sea. Compare tho abovo with Messrs. Campbell's fleet and you will see what sixty years has done. Mr. O. M. Edwards's fellowship at Lincoln college, Oxford, Is about expir ing, and tho London Kelt sugggests that he should be offered the fellow ship at Jesus' rendered vacant by tho death of Vice-Principal Llewellyn Thomas, for. It adds, "a college which had Professor Rhys as principal and Owen Edwards as a don would Burely attract to ltelf all the best elements In the Welsh college." Though not distinguished for a wide scholarship, the lato Rev. Llewellyn Thomas, the Vlco-Prlnclpal of Jesus college, Oxford, devoted himself with unwearied zeal and energy to the ser vices of his college. Two years ago he ran Professor Rhys close for tho Prlnclpalshlp. Welshmen will watch with Interest the steps that will be tak en to fill tho Fellowship which has been rendered vacant by his death. A 'party of magistrates and pressmen walking over the grounds of tho old castle at Llantrlsant recently, had their attention directed to a very re markable phenomenon. Among a num ber of children present were two young sisters whose long curly hair was per fectly white, while each had a pair of pink eyes. The little ones aro objects of much curiosity in the district, and It was elicited from a "native" that both their parents have dark complexions. Many prominent pulpit celebrities are announced to take part In the opening services of Christ church, Penarth, and among them Dr. Berry, the chair man for the year of the Congregational Union of England and Wales. Dr. Hor ton, who has already taken the ser vices, Is a well known author and preacher, and minister to one of tho largest congregations In the Metro polls. The new church, both externally nnd Internally, Is exceedingly hand some. Tho Rev. Alfred Rowland, L.L. B., who has been so heartily Called to the chair of tho Congregatlonnl Union, Is the son of the Rev. James Rowland, a native of Maenclochog, Pembroke shire. ""For 22 years Mr. Rowland has been minister of Park Chapel, Crouch End, one of tho largest and most suc seccful Noncomformlst churches in the North of London. The new presi dent was born at Henley-on-Thames, where his father labored for many years. Mrs. Rowland Is a Pembroke shire lady. Grave and reverend divines some times fall into temptation. Dr. -Owen Davles, the popular Baptist divine, is the latest terrible example. Attend ing a book sale tho other day ho heard the auctioneer reading the titles of a miscellaneous lot then put up for sale, "Fifty Years In the House of Lords." "Too long by far!" said the divine, shaking his head gravely, the laughter at the sally being redoubled a mo ment later when the lot was knocked down to the author of Christmas Evans's Memoirs. Mr. J. B. Evans, Dowlals, writes: I was surprised to see that the late Rev. J. Hughes, of London (Iago Trichrug), was said to be the author of tho well known Welsh hymn: O Arglwydd, cofia am, Hlllogaeth Abraham, A dychwel hwy. &a, When It was known that It was com posed by tho late John Hughes, Pont robert. Probably your correspondent was misled by the Initial "J. H." al ways attached to It. It Is definitely settled, so 'tis an nounced, that Mr. O. M. Edwards will gradually withdraw from his maga zine work. It has been for some time interfering not a little with his tutor ial work at Oxford, and the shock of his child's death has been so great that he does not feel capable of supporting the double any longer. The good he has done by his magazines, especially Cymru andCymru'r Plant," can scarce ly be overestimated, and we Join In the hope that some means may bo found of Inducing him to continue his over sight of these two at any rate. The following Is a copy of a note sent by a parent to the head teacher of an elementary school In one of the mining towns of Monmouthshire: "W. R. (chllds name) have been under the doc tors hands sing April 5th, with tho safetfater yesterday he seen him last and ho said ho was not ready for school for 0 weeks Mr. Williams told me that IT LOOKED THAT WAY. .(J you are going to marry a worthless, to break off the engagement, are -from tho Clarko that ho his gun to sumnst mo till next court day. I leave It for ho doctor." Tho school master has done all ho can to understand the note, but, like the good woman who wrote It, he has now Bolved In despair "to leave It for the doctor." Probably tho youngest preacher In Wales today Is Mr. Willie Powell, of Trcherbert, who Is know In the dis trict as tho "boy preacher." He Is the son of a Baptist, who Is employed as a signalman on the Taff Vale Railway. Tho lad is only twelve years of age, and, according to a correspondent, "thoso who havo heard him preach from various pulpits In the valleys are surprised at his learning, his easy de livery, and his orntorlcal powers. He Is a student at the Higher Grade school, and always .composes the discourse which ho delivers." Mr. D. Rathbone, tho cx-M. P. for Arvon Is a zealous Unitarian, but, In the exercise of his princely munifi cence, ho knows neither sect nor creed. For nearly 20 years Mr. Rathbone has devoted two commodious detached family houses at West Klrby for the re spective use of tho clergy of the Church of England and tho Nonconformist ministers fengaged In Liverpool nnd their families. Each Invitation Is giv en by Mr. Rathbone for nearly three weeks' stay, during which time coal and gas are provided free, This gener osity has been much appreciated by those who are working for God In the crowded districts of Liverpool. Among tho Welshmen who have con tributed to the Dictionary of National Biography should bo memtloned the name of Mr. J. Austin Jenkins, B. A., tho Registrar of tho South Wales and Monmouthshire College. Mr. Jenkins has contributed several articles one of them being upon Dr. Nicholas, one of the first founders of Aberystwyth Col lege, and an intimate friend of Sir Hugh Owen and Sir Samuel Davidson, tho great GreekTestament scholar. Dr. Nicholas, towards the end of his life, was a constant contributor to the Lon don Echo. He was also an author of some repute, having written a work on the pedigree of the British people. Archdeacon Bruce, writing anent the proposal of opening a subscription list with the view of presenting the Bishop of Llandaff with a copy, or even two, argues that if a presentation to com memorate the fiftieth anniversary of his Lordship's ordination as a priest Is to be made. It should be one such as everybody In the diocese could partici pate In. "I plead," says the Archdea con, "that this proposal Is unfair to the diocese at large, unworthy of Its object, and even ridiculous. Let the Cardiff Rural Deanery give tho Bishop a cope by all means I have no objection to copes but let tho diocese seek the aid of an Orchardson or of a Herkomer, and not of a tailor." It may Interest our readers to learn that the bequest of the late Miss Rote ley to Greenwlck hospital, announced In our columns the other day, consists of the house and shop In Castle street, Swansea, occupied by Mr. Austin Wil liams, solicitor for offices, and Mr. Bow den for the shop. Besides this Miss Roteley has bequeathed to Greenwich hospital the breeches Nelson wore when shot and some shoe buckles and weapons. Tho will directs that the legacy shall be applied for the benefit of tho British government school for the sons of officers of the Royal Navy and Marines. Miss Roteley Is the daughter of an officer of Marines who was on board the Victory at Trafalgar. Pembroke Dock Is considerably re moved from the area within which the art Influences of Welsh elsteddfodau are felt, and yet It can boast of one gentleman In tho person of Mr. Charles H. Williams, of Charlton place, who has attained a high standard of merit as a sculptor. Although only a work ing monumental mason In tho employ of a local tradesman, he has, during his life, executed a great deal of ex quisite monumental work, but he has now eclipsed all his previous achieve ments by producing an artistically finished monument, surmounted by a figure of the late Mrs. Johnstone, nee Boyle, of Pembroke Dock, which, ac cording to the testimony of the do parted lady's friends, Is a perfect like ness of her. Mr. Petherlck, tho old schoolmaster, to whom His Honor Judge Gwllym Wil liams made such kindly references In his speech at the opening of the county court at Mountain Ash tho other day, was a blacksmith by trade, and lived In a cottage above the Duffryn In Cwmpennar. A large garden adjoined his house, and he lived almost entirely on its produce, being almost, If not quite, a vegetarian. He subsequently acted for many years as secretary to Mr. J. Bruce Pryce, J. P., father of the late Lord Aberdare, and took a few pu pils, among whom was tho Judge him self. Apropos of the reference to his extreme piety, the following story, told a correspondent by Mr. Davles, Darren, Las, Is eminently characteristic Mr. Petherlck on one occasion, forgetting It was Sunday, went out wheeling a good-for-nothing fellow; but aha I I you ? " 'IJJ. Cojjjrlsht, I807i by Mitchell &MJUe.rj aiming Spells ant! Dizziness Follow La Grippe; V WE HEAR LESS ABOUT THIS DISEASE THAN FOR MERLY, BUT IT IS STILL VERY PREVALENT. rrom the Hew Era, A noteworthy 'njlanco of tho fallibility of crcn the most skillful physicians is furnished in the case of Mrs. J. E. Smith, of Greens burg, I ml. Tor four years Mrs. Smith was afflicted with a nervous affection that finally left her almost completely helpless and which the phyilelaa who first attended her said posi tively could not bo cured. Subsequently, a number of physicians in this and other cities, declared her case to bo hopeless. To-day In spito of the verdict of tho doe tors, -tond without their aid, Mrs. Smith is perfectly well. To a New 7i'ra reporter iho told tho etory of her extraordinary recovery. "Five years ago I had a severe attack of la grippe, followed later by another. Dur ing the four years following, my health continued to decline, until finally I was hardly ablo to move. "After having tho grippe," raid Mrs. Smith, " I was ablo to be about for awhile, awl to do some work. Hut in a short time after tho second attack, I began to experi enco nervousness, nnd often had fainting cpnlls, my trouble being similar to hysterics. 1 gradually grew worse, and In a short w5ilo I becoruo subject to such spells of ne.-Vousncss that I could do no work, being sca-ccly ablo to more about the house. I couidnot sleep and could'not eat. I would lie avake nights, my muscles twitching con tinuously My physician called it nervous ness of tlie throat and breast, and after treat lnir me for itevpral months said that mv case or any caso llko mino positively could cot barrow, but whilo on the Journey with his load ho suddenly remembered it was the Sabbath, and so conscientious was he that he left the wheelbarrow and Its load where It was, and there it remained until Monday morning. His Honor Judge Gwllym Williams thoroughly understands tho wray of the average British workman. While hear ing a case In which a defendant com plained of the excessive number of hours charged against him for work done, his Honor pointed out to him that the workman commenced counting time the moment he left the workshop, and kept on counting until he reached tho workshop at night. "When I en gage a Cardiff man to do some work for me," his Honor continued, "I have to pay him the time he spends walk ing from tho shop to the station at Car diff, the time he Bpends In tho train, and the time it takes him to walk from the station to my house, including the time he spends In calling in two or three publlo houses." The voice In which the last phrase was uttered made It appear that his Honor re garded tho latter as the unklndest cut of all. But the genial Judge Is philoso phically resigned to the Inevitable, for he added, "Of course we know we are all swindled, but it Is the custom, and we have to put up with It." Gratifying progress seems now to bo made by the movement Initiated by the Welsh Independents to raise a fund of 20,000 towards assisting the weaker churches and establishing ,now causes. A large mumber of the churches have been visited, and It Is believed the the amount required will have been raised In five years. A similar move ment was initiated about sixty years ago. In that movement the leading spirits were the sainted Williams, of Llanwrtyd, and the Indomitable "S.R." In that movement the denomination collected In the course of two years a sum of f30,000, half of which was de voted towards establishing and sup porting weak causes. The churches ot the denomination then numbered only about 400; now the number Is yearly three times as great, and It Is pointed out that It 30,000 could be collected In two years two generations ago, the present generation ought to be able to raise a sum of not f20,000 but 80, 000 In five' years' time. Hero Is an over true story of a prom inent member of the Welsh, University court which may to some extent ex plain how Cardiff's undlsputable claims to tho location of the University offices were Ignored by that body. The gen tleman In question, on hospitable thoughts intent, had Invited a number of distinguished guests to dinner. When the dressing bell rang the host, and such of the guests who were stay ing the night, retired each to his bed room to don his "suit of customary black." When the party reassembled In the drawing-room as a preliminary to the procession to the dining-room, the host was found to bo absent. The hungry guests waited long and patient ly, but In vain the host appeared not. Tho cook was raging at the prospects of a good dinner spoilt, and the waiters, like tho men in the parable, standing Idle because no man employed them. At last some one suggested that some body else should go to the host's bed room lest something should have be fallen him. When this was done that gentleman was foid peacefully snor ing in bed! Having doffed his coat to don his dinner dress, tho host In a fit of absent-mindedness had undressed and gone to bed for the night, leaving his unfortunate guests In a 'sad pre dicament. 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For ulo .n Bcrnnton, I'a., by MMtbewi Jlros. and Morgan & Co. -16A f4 X 'IL JJJfe v-Ii!iMl' KSt .aknn'iu tiffi Orceniburg, IndU bo cured. Different bliyslciano In Greens burg nnd other cities who attended me, agreed that my caso was hopeless. For three years I lingered In misery, trying dlOerent doctors and, remedies, but none did me any notice ablo good. Finally my druggist advised mo to try Dr. Williams Pink Tills for Palo People, which was to highly recommended by newspapers. As a last resort I tried them, thinking that if they did me no good death might soon glvo mo relief. The first doso helped mo, and with every doso I im proved. I took about three boxes nnd a half and was completely cured, as you seo mo to-day, perfectly healthy and ablo to do all my own work." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills aro an unftdlUij speclfio for such diseases as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, Bt. Vitus' dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous headache, tha after effect of la grippe, palpitation of tha heart, palo and sallow complexions, that tired feeling resulting from nervous prostration, nil diseases resulting from vitiated humors in tha blood, such as scrofula, rhronio erysipelas, etc. They arc also a specific for trouble; po culiar to females, eucn as suppressions, ir regularities and all forms of weakness. In men they effect a radical euro in all casesi arising from mental worry, overwork or .ex cesses of whatever nature. These pills are manufactured br tho Br. Williams' Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y., and are sold only in boxes bearing tne firm's trade-mark and wrapper at GO cents a box or six boxes for f 2.60, and are never sold' in bulk. They may bo had of all druggist HOTELS. FERN HALL, CRYSTAL LAKE, PA. The opening of this famous rosort un der new management will take place? early In June. Situated in the southern corner of Susquehanna county on the shores of beautiful Crystal Lake, Fern Hall Is one of the most attractive places In tho State of Pennsylvania to spend a few weeks during the heated term. Every facility Is affordtd for the en tertalnment of its guests. BEST OF Purs Mountain Air, ' Beautiful Scenery, Cuisins Unsurpassed. the table being supplied from Fern Hall farm. Postal Telegraph and Long Distance Telephone service In the hotel. Tally-Ho coaches make two trips dally from Carbondale. Write for Terms, Etc., to C. E. ATWOOD. KIAKR, Crystal Lake, Dtmdaff, Pa. THE MURRAY HILL MURRAY HILL PARK, THOUSAND ISLANDS. The best located and best furnished hotel on the St. Lawrence river. Accommo dations for 300 guests. Opens June 25th, 18o7. F. R. WHITE, Prop. Glen Mountain House. WATKINS, HCHUYLER COUNTY, N. Y. On Seneen Lake. On lino of New York Cen tral. l'ennsylvanta, nnd Lehigh Vnlley Rail roads. 1,400 feet nbove sea. No malaria. New water works, supplying mountain nprl UK v titer. Snnltnry plumbing. Entirely new miuuigement. Splendid fishing. OOO acres, Including tha famous Watklns Olen. Popular prices. Kpeclal rates for excursion parties. J. K. KEKNAN, formerly Hotel Chamberlain, Mgr. Address W. K. ROBIN. HON, t'rop. $V WM. M. DATES, An established bottl nnder new tntriMtment did thoroughly abreeit of tb times. Visitors to New York will find tbe Everett la tha vory brt 9f tbe shopping district, convenient to places of amusement ana readily accessible from all part of the city. EUHOl'EAN PLAN. WESTMINSTER HOTEL, Cor. Sixteenth SL and Irving Plaoa, NEW YORK. AMERICAN PLAN, $3.50 Per Day nnd Upwnrds. EUROPEAN PLAN, $1.50 Per Day and Upwards. SEO. MURRAY, Propriator. The St. Denis Bread way and Cletenth St., New York, Opp. Grace Church. European Plan. Rooms $i.oo Day and Upwards. In a modest and unobtrusive way there are few bettor conducted botels In tbo motropolbt than tbe Ht, Denis. The great popularity It bis acquired nan readily be tracod to its, unique location, it homelike atmosphere, the peculiar excellence of Us cuisine ana errlce, and Its very moder oto prices. WILLIAM TAYLOR AND SON. e.Hi fi. v TOOT 4