THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE MONDAY MORNTNU. DECEMBER 91. 1S9. Neu)s WEST SIDE EVENTS. Priory Street Church at Carmarthen, South Wales, Refuses to Release Rev. W. S. Jones. KEV. AV. S. JONES. In April h! leaves thn First WVU'h Baptist churth ti lifuinm th- imstor of the 1'rl'iry slr.rl chuic-li ut (.'aniiar-tlK-ii, dutuli Walt-.. Uuv. W. S. Ji.iu-.i, pastor of tin First "Welsh ISaiiti.st i hurcti, will g.i tu Wali'S. The Frlnry Mtrevt t-iunrh at t'ariimrih vn, South VValeH, to whirli Air. Junes was culled ulmut thivit naiiiths api has jefuHed to ioleiiM him from his u rcpt-aiu-e maili- at that time and nt the meeting ot tho First W.d'h Jiupti.-t church last nlehl Mr. Junes antuainted Ills penti!i will) 111 - fart that h- must leave them. He will lieeill Ills new pastorale tlurliii! t!ie niinilli of April. The events pit'i-'di'iiK the anion of last nliriit are in ) 1 1 interesting;. Dur ing last siinimer Mr. Junes paid a visit to Wales. While on the trip he prrarh ed several times at the Carmarthen church ami the impression made is shown in tile rail to the church pas torate which Mr. Join s received soon afte- his return to Amrrira. Mr. Jones forthwith resinned from his West Sid tiiureli and formally accepted the call to th- chuivh in Wales. The reason for his action is(said to he the ill health of Mrs. Jones, who is desirous of re turi.ing to Wales. I'pon rer.dpl of Mr. Jones' resigna tion the First Welsh Haptist church deferred action for two weeks and at a special meeting; of the church mem bers it was decided to as! the Car marthen church to release Mr. Jones for his acceptance of their call. In this Mr. Jones aoqillesi-ed. If the church in Wales was asreenhle he would remain as the pastor of the First Welsh liaptist church. Letters v. civ pent to the Carmarthen church and last Monday 1'.. Hughes, secretary of the West Side church reeehed the answer. This letter was r.-ad Inst niirhl hefore the members of the church. It is writ ten in the Wchih laniuiase. Thouuli rrKrettlhfr that It cannot ohllm the First Welsh JSanlisI church yet tliey cannot release Mr. Jones. l'i.i presence in Wales Is wished .for and they will hold him to his a-rreeiiient. The Iciter was tiled on the church records. Mr. Jones stated to his church last eveninir that the action of the Carmarthen church made It impossible for him to stay in Seranlon. lie would give a month's notice before leaving the church. Mr. Jones suys that he will not heft-in his r.ew pastorate until the month of April. It was his llrst intention to leave Peranum before January 1. Mr. Jones Is popular with his people and. perhaps, the best compliment to his worth, is the effort of one church to keep him and the other to try and win him hack. The departure of Sir. Jones will be retrettud In local ministerial circles. OFFICERS ELECTED. St. Leo's liattalion met yesterday af ternoon and elected otlleers for the en suing six months. There was a good attendance. Those elected were: Thomas Oilroy, president; Michael Henniiran, vice-president; SI. Jennings, recording secretary; James Murphy, financial secretary; James Kenyan, treasurer; Thomas T. Connors, J. H. IMine, I. II. Huckley, Thomas Me l'hllllps, M. H. Henley, board ot di rectors; T. J. Welsh, sergeant-at-nrms; Thomas J. (iilroy, J. H. Devlne. Thomas T. Connors, P. H. liuckley and James Degnal, delegates to the quar terly convention to he huid In January at St. Aloyslus hall, South Side. An Important action of the liattalion was to organize a literary circle, of this, ,T. II. Dcvine. was elected presld.-nt; J. J. Hestor, secretary; and J. F. JJurkln, critic. The first meeting of the cirel will be on New Year's eve when the "US! HilWiii 1 Fancy Cloths, Velvets and Plain Broadcloths. Fancy Cloth Jackets and Dressing Gowns. Tricot Cloth, Broadcloth and Fancy Plaid Cloths. Fancy Figured Silk Smoking Jackets. House Coats and in Plain Mixturcsand Fancy Plaids from $5.00 to $15.00 Bath Robes, of Turkish Toweling. T SAMTERS Square Dealing Clothier;, of fb? SUbtirbs. lJattallon wU hold a smoker and social session. The ollicers elected yesterday will be installed at the regular meeting In two weeks. CREAKING HIS BED. Mike Litchko is a strong Hungarian, nt least one would think so from the way he tore things about Saturday night in the station house where he was conllned for drunkenness. Litchko swore he would kill the policeman who put him In. The policeman was not near and Litchko began to rent his spleen on the cell furnishings. The bunk Is a plank two inces in thickness. The enraged Hungarian broke the board In hulf and broke the half Into smaller pieces. These smull pieces he hurled through the bars and woe to anyone within range. Litchko was finally handcuffed to the bars. He was lined $10 at he hearing yeserday morn ing before Alderman Moses. He could not pay and was sent to the county Jail for the holiday season and twenty-live days afterward. Litehko's only remark was: "All right, no work now anyhow." EPWORTII LEAGUE IN CHARGE. The Epworth League of the Simpson Methodist Episcopal church conducted the services at he Salvation Army In dour Camp meeting yesterday after noon. C. W. Full led the meting. The attendance was good. Happy Sam and Captain liolly, of Wllkes-Harre assist ed In the Hidings yesterday. The at tendance was the best since the camp meeting started. PREACHED ON PATRIOTISM. Rev. J. It. Sweet, pastor of the Jack son Street liaptist church, preached a patriotic sermon last evening to a delegation from the order of American Mechanics. The chuicii was crowded. Mr. Sweet eloquently appealed to the patriotic spirit of his auditors, touching upon topics of contemporary Interest and drawing conclusions in line with the Christian belief.- The Simpson church choir next Sunday night will present a sai led cantata "Shllot." un der the direction of the chorister, W. W. Jones. I A ROOK ON THE WELSH. Rev. John Grltllths Is at work on "Canihro American," a work treating upon the early Welsh Immigrants to tills country and the part they took in the development of our civilization. Mr. Critliths has sent out circulars to many of the vroininent Welsh Americans of the country asking their assistance In his work. In the circular he requests that his coi respondents will kindly send him whatever information on the subject they have at hand, also the names of whatever books they know of which can be used as references. The Held which Mr. Grillitlis enters In his effort is new and will undoubtedly yield n fruitful harvest. SIXTH ANNIVERSARY. Patagonia lodge, No. rG, Knights of Pvthias, will cvlebrate its sixth anni versary Wednesday evening Willi an entertainment and social in Evan's hall. !W7 South Main avenue. The fol lowing programme will be rendered: Solo ....Evan Mile Unci ...David J. Davis ami David Jenkins Recitation Nl" l'izziu A"'1" Sol Mrs. Finnic Kvur.s Violin selection ...Master Wliyuml Thomas Address " ' Davis li.eHation Charles Cudiigan fculo .Miss Mangle Jones Sio Morns Thomas Address.'.'.. II. N. DiuilH'U, ' '. of K. of P. He citation l.ousle Jenkins Solo bilc VVilliams J;o1o William Morgans ft elliitioll Henjaiuill lilitlPll km muioti ;;a,avlllJ s. ltaynhtm Accompanist, .Mrs. H. W. Evans. NEWS NOTES AND PERSONALS. The llellevue Choral society will meet for rehearsal Wednesday evening at the liellcvue Welsh Christian Meth odist church. Thomas Jones Is the leader. The club will compete at the I Taylor eisteddfod. Morris Thomas sang "fray t or is at last night's service In the Jackson street F.nytist church. The William Connel Glee club re hearsed yesterday. Next Sunday the Washburn Street Presbyterian church and the Jackson street liaptist churches will hold Christmas services. Will Reynolds was In Wllkes-Barre yesterday. Several cantatas and entertainments will be given on this side on Christmas eve. J. 11. Young, of WllkesBarre, was a West Side visitor yesterday. Rev. T. Hell at the Plymouth Con gregational church last evening gave the sixth of his sermons on the apos tlolle letters to the seven churches. "Philadelphia" w as last evening's topic. The West Side lirowns will conduct their second annual social on Christ mas eve at St. David's hall. Miss iteiiha Kellcy Is spending the holiday- season with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John H. Kelley, of Evnon street. Miss Kelley attends the Rloonis- Durg Mate ISormal school, the students Never in any past season has our assortment of these garments been so near the point of perfection as now. The styles are superb, the fabrics elegant and the effects most pleasing. No store in the state affords so wide a range for selection as ours. Hatters and Furnish;; Smoking Jackets. of which spent last week In Washing ton, V. C. Miss tSertrude Freeman, lJavid Owens and Walter Jones, students at Lilooms Imig State Normal school, ale kome tor the season. Palmer Williams, of Huckville uni versity, is spending the vacation with her parents, Hon. and Sirs. John T. Williams, of South Main avenue. Misses Sarah and Stella Kresge. of North Hydrt Park avenue, have return ed from a visit at Pittston. Tallle M. Evans and J. I,. Williams, of Academy street, spent yesterday with Wilkes-Uarre friends. West Side Itiisincss Directory. HARRIET J. DAVIS, FLORIST.-C'Jt flowers and funeral designs a specialty: 104 South Main avenue; two doors from Jackson street. SECOND HAND FURNITURE. Cash for anything you have to sell. Furniture. Btoves, Tools, etc. Call and bco ths stock of J. C. King, 701 to 709 West Lack awanna avenue. MORGAN'S PH A R M A f V 101 NORTH avenue Warranted pure drags and chemicals. Prescriptions carefully pre pared, tine stationery and Plank books. A large stock suitiilile for t'iiii-tni is presents. Teachers' Itililes cheaper than ever. Call and examine them. Wood Btiilns, paints, window glass, etc. Cleik at store ull hours of niuht. south sum: m:vs. Ft. Luke's Kindergarten is closed for the holidays and will open nmiiu, Mon day, January 4. The Christ mas ode liration will he held Wednesday jifter noon. Pec. 2:1, nt :t o'clock. There will lie a Christinas tree and Raines and songs and ihe parents who have heea Invited to attend will receive the Christ mas gifts by the school children dur ing tie' school term. The masses en Christ max l:iy at Pt. John's. South Side, and St. Joseph's. Minooka, will he nt- . S.::n and H.::n o'clock a. m. The llrst and last will lie hlch masses. Mrs. J. I.. Hnco led the irospii meet ing at the Young: Women's Christian Association rooms yesterday aft' inoon. It was the Christinas son ice and Here was special Christmas iincdo. The rooms will he dosed Christmas Day. lnil on the Tuesday follow log there will he an entertainment ly tin children. James Powell, of Minookil and Miss rCellii Moiiulnncss, of Crown nv.-nne, nre home from the Stroudslnirg Normal school for the holidays. St. Joseph's Total Alistinence and P.eiievolcnt society of Miuook.i, will open its fair Christmas JJny. It will he held In the new hull and the proe Is will he applied to the liipiidatloli of the remaining debt on the hall. The Patriotic Order of Trti" Ameri cans will elect officers Wednesday even lns. ' PKOVIDKNU:. Friday evenlne the F. O. W. social dull tendered n bamiuet to lis lady friends in lirown's hall on tin corner of Kast Market street and the lSoulcvnrd. The club although comparatively young, has already made a name for it self as a most royal entertainer nnd its social events are looked forward to by many with most pleasant anticipa tion. Its latest event proved to be t in most enjoyable of nil Its entertain ments. Nearly two hundred guests were present. The committee having the alfnlr in charge labored zealously for nearly three weeks nnd left noth ing undone to make It n grand success. The hull was beautifully decorated with the national colors giving to it th" neat est and prettiest appearance in its his tory. Miss Maggie Thornton furnish ed the music for the evening. Handm? was indulged In until a Into hour, when the guests were served with a sumptu ous repast, prepared by Caterer William Snyder, of (Irecn Uid:;e. Aioont; those present were: Misses Kdltli "Williams, Lizzie A. Davis. Klizabotlt Itlc'nards, Anna Kdwards, Phoebe Smith. Lizzie Davis, Annie Davis, Lizzie Davis. Hcs sic Lewis, Helen Jones, Lizzie Leonard, Mattie Huntsnian, Jane J"lm. Co rile YVnl'ers. Annie Sharplcss. Annl" New ton, Nellie Thomas. Sarah Hell. Cora Whit", Susie Fisher, Catherine 'Kd wards. llessie Klllot. Jennie Thomas. Faille Harris. Mame Thomas. Ada Har vey and Kh-anor 1 ughe; Messrs. Thus. John. William Snyder, Clarence Mo Keehan, Morgan Williams. Thomas Lewis, Joseph Williams. Joseph Lloyd, Samuel Davis. William Morgan. Harry Dainers, David Kvans, Daniel Jenkins. It. J. Connolly. William Sanders, Harry P.umgardner. John Williams. John Jer vls, Cread Morris. Wi'linni Huntsman, Frank Miller. Hurt McKeehnn. Walter Simpson, David and Fred Smith, Wil liam Littlejohn, Charles Lewis, Joseph Mvera nnd John Jones. Miss Catherine McCormack, of Wil liam street, died Saturday nt the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Andrew McCorniack. Miss MeCortnuok was 17 years of aue and very popular among jier young friends. About ti we 'k ago she was seized with an ncute attack of pneumonia and lingered In much pain until her death. The funeral will tak" place this afternoon. Services will b held nt the Holy Hosary church at 2.:'.i) o'clock. Interment w ill be made in the Hyde Park Catholic cemetery. Christmas services were held in the Methodist Kplscooal church vesterday. The choir assisted by Miss funis and Professor John Kvans, of Pcckviile, Bung the Christmas anthems. Th'? members of the North End bas ket ball team are requested to meet tills evening in Company 11 armory for prac tice. The Epworth reading circle of the Methodist Episcopal church will meet this evi ninT In the church parlors. The North End recoml basket ball team will play the Crescents, of Pino Hrook. in St. John's hall, tomorrow evening. The Sunday school of th Molhodlst Episcopal church will hold Christmas exercises Friday evening. Miss Kvn Steele, nf 1 lonosdn!". who has !ie:'ii visiting Miss Jennie Field, of Thompson street,' returned to hi r homo Saturday. fleorge llowpn. of Smiii" street, has nccepted a position on the reportorial Stan" of the Klmlra Telcratn. Miss Flo Clancy, of lioss avenue, still continues to he verv ill. George H. Shires, of North Main avenue, nnd Dr.vid II. lteeso. of Hubert avenue, were nominated for Fcliool con troller and common council r 'sneetive Iv at the lloptibliim caucus held in the First ward Saturday afternoon, seriously ill. Oscar T'urpe?s, of Throioi rtreel. Is Evan, the son or Evan Uces. of Wil liam street, is suff"iiii:f from a broken' collar hone. DUNMOKI-:. Yesterdav proved th red letter day of Methodism nnd was tho most in spiring ever known In Dunmorc. Spec ial services were held throughout the day. In the morninrr a lov feast was held at ..'') n. in., bdnrr nrrdded over by Ihe Presiding Elder V.'. L. Thovno, assisted by Mev. T. If. llarp.gwannth, Ph. IV. pastor of Central church, Yon kers, N. Y. I'pward of one hour nnd a half were soent in the receiving of Christian testimonies. Tile earnest ness and Chiistian-llke stdtit with which these were offered, showed the enormous amount of rood which the revival did. The pastor's report of th" quarter, w hich had Just ended, showed an increase of nlxtv-elght persons, who hnd been admitted Into the church 011 probation and twelve who. wore received by letter. The financial condition of the church wns shown by tho recording stewflrd. Dan. Powell, to be the best In a number of years. After the reading nf the report, fin opportunity was given to those who wished to Join the church. Fifteen came forward md were nd mltted on probation. Twelve certifi cates of membership were read by the presiding elder which made a tulal of eighty iiersons admitted to the church during the last ipiarter. The morning session dosed with communion which was administered to IM7 communicants. The ;-tnnlay school in the afternoon was attended liy .!.'." scholars. The financial condiiion of the school was muni. The pnlpit was occupied in the eveninc by I lev. T. H. Uaragw anath, Ph. D., pas tor cf Central churchr. Yonkers, N. Y., who preached a forcible sermon, choos ing as his text, Matthew, xxli:24, "What think ye of Christ." The first thought was that every man had an opinion, which was Illustrated from politics, lit erature, etc. The second was that men nre (; really aided In forming an opinion by the judgment of others. The speak er then pave a ivsunie of the opinion of ihe past and present concerning Christ. It was much regretted by nil piest-nt that paston ltev. C. H. Hayes was unable to attend on account of ill ness. Miss Florence Smith, of Factory ville. who has been the guest of Mr. and Mrs. William Packard, of Cherry street, for the past few days, has returned home. The many friends of Henry Volts, of Adams avenue, will be pleased to hear of his recovery from a severe attack of appendicitis. Miss Jessie AVetherby, of East Hen ton, who has been visiting Miss Myrtle Finch, of Cherry street, has returned home. Charles Cole, n student nt Princeton university, is spending the holidays with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Jansen Cole, 011 Ambrose street. The home of Mr. ami Mrs. Jerome V'lHle, of Delaware, was In a state of Joyful festivity Saturday evening, the occasion being the birthday of their daughter. Lou. A number of her young friends, In honor of the event, ten dered her a. very pleasant surprise party and the evening was most enjoyably S'eut with a succession of different gam 's and niiuisi ineiits. Among those present w ho enjoyed the young friend's hospitality were: The Misses Cora -uiard. Annie and Muble Waterman, liulli Mann. Fannie Smith. Kdlth Wur man and William Id vis. Lincoln Parties. Charles Crown. Fred Woodhull and Frank Kdgar. i-orec Warner, of Chicago, 111., Is the guest of tclalives. In town. - (iki-i.n Kim;r. News fur the Seninton Tribune left nt I. If. Steven's grocery store on Cupotise avenue, or T. It. Hughes' mar ket on Dickson avenue, will receive at tention. (Quarterly meeting services were held in Asbtiry Methodist 'Episcopal church yesterday morning, beginning with a love feast at !i.::a. followed iy reception of members, baptism and the sacrament of the Lord's supper. The Indies of Asluiry Methodist Epis copal church will serve the Masons at their nnniiiil banquet Wodiu-silay even ing. Dee. 2:1, In the house owned bj Mr. Sf hlairer, livjn Sanderson avenue. Mr. and Mrs. Kice left Thursday for California, wivre they will remain until after Christmas, when they will go to their home tit Clobe. Arizona. Mrs. Pice is a granddaughter of Mrs. E. 15. Reynolds, of Sanderson avenue. Miss Alice Pick, a student of Syra cuse I niversity. will spend the holidays w ith her parents on Mousey avenue. Miss .L'linio I Indwell, of C'reen Itldgo street, is visuir.t; friend In Susquehan na county. Tim King of Pills U Boecharn'i.- EEECHAM'S. CHOOSIXti .mini: inspector. Why It Would lie Foolish to Tree Their Selection by Popular Vote. Engineering and Mlnimr Journal. The Fnlted Mine Workers of America in convention at Pottsville, Pa., re cently passed tile following: "Re solved, that we favor the election of oil" inspector to each ten collieries, nnd when the term of the present inspector expires that the next be elected by the voters of the district." That the llrst part of this resolution Is a step In tile right direction must be evident to every one lumlliar with ex isting conditions in the anthracite legions. The inspectors there have without a doubt more than can be ac complished by one man, if the work of lspectlon Is to he done tu anything .ike a thorough manner. Hut the second part of the resolution appears to us to be a long step backward. The anthracite mine law of 1S91 spe cifics the minimum age of an Inspec tor, requires him to have had a certain number of years' experience as a min er, and obliges him to pass an examina tion with a percentage greater than !M before he can be recommended for appointment. Nothing can be more essential, it seems to us. than the two specifications required of such nn of ficial by the present law; namely (I), the knowledge, of how a mine should lie conducted, gained by actual ex perience, and IL'I the knowledge why the affairs should be conducted in a certain manner, learned from the the ory of mining. Above ail else, there fore, a mine Inspector shoum he a thoroughly practical man and also versed in the science of his calling. The resolution above quoted may not necessarily mean that the years of experience are not essential, and that the examination shall be done away with, but in case tiny are to be re tained tho number of applicants eligi ble for election would be extremely small. This would undoubtedly not meet the intent of the resolution as by tin se preliminaries the field would be narrowed down before the voters could indlcute their choice. It Would be similar to the nomination of a po litical candidate for ofllce by delegates, when such nominee is not the choice of the mass cf the party. 'The resolution, as we understand It, would make all men eligible for the of llce, and all the voters within the In spection district entitled to a Voice in the selection. The ellgibjlity rules are needed and that they should require the prospective Inspector to ne an ex perienced miner in the anthracite coal field, and also a resident of the an thracite region, is now apparent. Put lioiv about the vop is? Shall the gro cer, the baker, the carpenter, the ma son, the saloonkeeper even the furm er say who shall be mine inspector? Certainly not. Thill who shall lie en titled to assist in the choice,' milling men only'.' If this Is the case then tlm workmen on the surface, most of whom are puictlcally beyond the Jurisdiction of an inspector's powers, may help I heir fellow employes to a Selection in which only the latter are rightfully in terested. The restriction to all em ployes at the mines not being lair cltle r, the line must be drawn still closer, and we will say that only un do ground employes shall be entitled to vote for the mine inspector. That seems lust, for nil within the mine nte equally overshadowed by Its dangers ami all share equally in the beiielils of u vigilant Inspection. Hut is the ballot any better than before'.' of the number of tfmse working un derground many nre hoys, not old enough to vote, yet each endowed with a life us precious to himself and to his family as the. life of the most Intelli gent miner. Then there Is the foreign element, not nlwnys Ignorant Huns nnd Poles, as we are most apt to think of them, but Intelligent Welsh nnd Eng lish miners, fully competent to choose 1111 Inspector, but debarred from voting because laeklnir the rights of citizen ship. This riilinir. therefore, seems to be at fault as well as those first sug gested, in udltiun, the proper ability to Judge the merits of an applicant is not he same; n man considered com petent by one employe would be deemed wholly unlit by another. These are only a few of the dllllculties in the way of nn honest attempt to obtain a good official. Hut worst of nil, the system Is open to all the evils of an every-day political election, such as favoritism, coercion, Intimidation, purchase. Indif ference of stny-ut-homes, and the like, if our method of choosing political of ficers does not result in the election of competent men in many cases, surely there is nu mure reason tu expect Utu same measures to result beneficially when applied to other otlleers. We art quite sure that the dissatis faction with the present system of In spection cannot be traced to the man ner in which the inspectors are chosen, but to the failure of the employes to respect the law and of the inspectors to enforce It. While there is a mutual leniency that has often resulted in dis aster, for which both were to blame, it is also an unusual thing to see the law violated in the mines by the employes simply because it is easier to do a thing in the way the law forbids than to do as It should lie done. When ac cidents occur through such a cause the bluule to some extent is reflected upon the inspector, when in reality it should be attached solely to the offend er. The accident ut the Twill shaft mine ut Pittston in June last was the cause which brought ubout the reso lution, that accident showing Very plainly that he results obtained from the inspection are not what they should be and that something must be done to Increase the benefits of the system. The t'nited Mine Workers can increase the efficiency by helping to en fore the mine law and in this way. Let them authorize their otlleers to prefer charges against miners, employers and inspec tors when they see them evading or violating the mine laws; have the cases tried in a court of law and make the offenders suffer tlie penalty for their misdeeds. Only by enforcing the law and cleat Inu a general regard for It can its ellicieiicy be demonstrated and the true value of the inspection sys tem become known. 1'ehsoai,itii:s. The (lerman emperor is fond of Ugh: and bright colors, am! has a particular dislike to sec the eiiqntss in .black. The Satiitday He view of London spunks of "Hick tilney silting at ease soim'Miut'c between Washington und Monroe." The Hungarian cariciitui 1st Jaiilto, who died 11 few weeks a;;o, made mure 111. ill M'.uwl drawings in the slxty-lhree years of his life. Sir John Lubbock told some London school children recently thai one of his nieces described air as coieistiiig of oxy gen ani Camluidgeiien. oxford diversity onferred the de gree of doctor of ' music on Kujah Kir Horn In, llo .Muliun Taiuire, of Calcutta, in recoKUltlun of his talents as a musician and of his efforts to plumule tile ctllttvu. tlon of 111 - sic In 1 le I la. Captain John M-iniott, of the Norfolk regiment, of KaKlaad, w ho was captured by brigands a few duys ago while out shooting near Emyrmi, has been released. The brigands demandid tlii.i'UJ ransom lor his surrender, but il Is not stated whether the money was paid or not. A Herman recently asked Judge Craig Piddle, of Philadelphia, to excuse him from service on the Jury. "Why?" asked the Judge. "Well, your honor, 1 don't understand good English." "oh. you will do," replied the judge, "You won't heir much good English here anyhow." Amid a general laugh the Juryman sat down. - - - "How Is It that you are always la debt? You should he ushnuicil of yourself." "Come. now. Honi he to hard 011 a fellow. Yon would perhaps be In debt, too, If von were in my place.'1 "What place?" "Ablo to fc'et credit." Odds and Ends Itliciiniatisiu Cured in n liny. "Mystic Cure" for rheumatism and neuralgia radically cures in one to three days. Its action upon the system is remarkable and mysterious. It re moves at once the cause and the dis. case immediately disappears. The first dose greatly benefits. 75 cents. Sold by Carl Lorenz. 418 Lackawanna ave nue, druggist, Scrnnton. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. Grand Panorama OF Hoiid Outshining in display all previous eflorts. Outdoing all past values UXDEUCUTmu all previous prices. k Fine China, Cut Glass, ayioods useful u fippji gifts BITTENBENDER CO. Belleek Goods, Wedgewood Goods, Water Sets, Delft Goods, Banquet and Princess Lamps in Onyx, Gold, Silver, Dresden, Delft, etc. Onyx Tables, Cabinets and Pieces, Jardiniers, Umbrella Stands and Brie-a-Brae in All the Royal Wares. TI II 422 Lackawanna Avenue. AMUSEMENTS. ACADEMY OF MUSIC, MONIMY. DEC. ai The New and Original Picturesque Homantlo Military Drama iu four acts entitled, SHANNON of the SIXTH A story nf life nnd love in India during F.iigbtnd'ii war witU the Henoys in IH.'. by Eilwnrd K. Kidder, author ot "A Poor Kola tiun" unit "Peaceful Valley". With the youne li,iit cultiuuiun, 31 It. XV. II. POWER. Supported by his own rowpinjr of players. Presented with xpec.ul Hnenery, cos tumes ;iroiertirs ami efferU. SHU THE CRHAT CANNON EFFECT. Gallery, 15c; balcony. asc and 35c; Flrt Floor sue and 75c ACADEMY OF MUSIC. Wednesday and Thursday, Dec, 33-24. A Play That Is Sure to Please. James A. Heme's BEAUTIFUL COMEDY-DRAMA SHORE ACRES Direction of H. C. MINEtt. A Fine t'uiup my nf l'lnyers. Etitiro New Fernery. 1'ioipiu Realistic Nowiltin Uollrry, s; Dulcony, 35, 5oi First Floor, 5i 73. " VS Cklrhr.trr'a Riielhh fiUuBMia1 tlraat Pennyroyal pills "ricinai only Genuine, DrE. Hiwuj rUUUt LADluS aak iV'" firumi in teu niiu ((fin uituuiia' ni-aM, . ukM Miili Li 1 if rihtiuu. TtkkS Iiau i:mI Irnif.ifiont A I lrumit nradMlaU in tui fr -nmk'uivrt. wtimunUtt and .null. M'.umi iv-'immtlriK ,Vtmr tir. 2,000,000 BARRELS Wade and Sold in Six Months, ending riarch 1, 1896, Total Product of iiiiny.y The A Mill Alone produced 1,000,000 Barrels, Largest Run on Record. n ,aslibitrn, Crosby's Superlative Is sold everywhere from the Pacific t oast to St. John's. New FoundlanU. and in I itRland, Ireland nnd Scotland very largely, and in recognized as the beat flour iu th world. MEGARGEL & WHOLESALE AGENTS. HAVE YOUR HORSE SHOO WITH THi Removable. So!NSiiarp3nini Nsvsrslip Tea Cal!u GENERAL AGENTS, And a full line of iron and steel Blacksmiths' and Wag oumakers' supplies. SCRANTON, PA. THE DEC51SON MANUFACTURING CO ECflANTftN ANDWiLKES.aURRE. aV. MiMitiMuMM at I Lecoiof ives, Stationary Engines, Boilers, HOISTING AUD PUMPING MACHINERY. ' Visit Our Store and Look Over Our Stock of Dinner Sets, Chamber Sets BUDDED (OPEN DAVIS THEATER All (bristmis Week Ccmmancinj! Mondaj Ere The Marvelous Trick Pantomim entitled LITTLE BOY BLUE, AND THE QUOD FAIRY STARLIQHT. All New 8oone: Wonderful Tranaformationit Mystifying Trit-ka? Uaunltlrent Properties! Elegant Coatutneit Electrio Effects! The Greatest Production in the house's his tory, and au entertainment tor Ladles, Oen tlouien aud Children. PRICES AS USUAL, bnt children under II will be admitted every arternoon during the week. EXCEPT CHRISTMAS DAY lor TEN CENTS. POULTRY- Turkeys, Ducks, Chickens, Fresh Every Day. ALSOt Pheasants, Quail, Prairie Chickens, Wild' Ducks. 1 1 PKlf IIL MARKET CENTERED If Your Horse Is Shod with tis-irv-nm in if ti He Positively Cannot Slip Oeneral Office: SCRANTON, PA. CONNELL ertu 8ELF I jpJ jj SHARPENING. 11 mas resents Tea Sets. Wine Sets. M I COMPANY EVENINGS.)