SEPTEMBER 23, 1896.' i I 4 THE SCRAXTOX TIUIJUNE-FRIDAY MORNING, Zfy crmfon ri8une Dally ud Wwkly. No Sunday Billion. 1 UlteUU t Scmntoii. Pa., l.y The Tribune Pub Ibliloc Couiiuny. t. . KINGSBURY, Pirn io OiN't Man. C. H. RIPPLE, Sro no T. LIVV S. RICHARD, EoiTOH. W. W. DAVIS. BuaiNiu MNnf. W. W. VOUNOS, Aon. Mano'ii. New York Officer 'rrllmiie llulldln;, Frank 3. uray, Miiuaffer. IKTXREO AT THE POSTOFFiCS AT STRANTOS, PA.. A3 EICOND-CLASS MAIL WATTE R. SCRANON. SEI'TKMHKH lS'JIi. THE REPUBLICAN TICKET. NATIONAL. Presldent-WIU.IAM M'KINLEY. Vice i'resiUent (JAKKKT A. HUUAHT. NT.VTK. Congressmen - at - Large ClAU'HHA A. GROW, SAMFril. A. DAY KNFOttT. (OtXTV. Congress WILLIAM CONNF.LL. ,, Commissioners S. W. ItOUUUTd, GII.K3 KnHKirra , Aililitors-A. K. KIEFER. FRED L. WARD. LEGISLATIVE. Sonato. ?lst niMrloi-roT.. W. .T. SCOTT, Representative. 1st District JOHN K. FAItR: id District A. T. "( iSNEM-: 3d District-Mi. X. (.'. MAOKKYi 4th Distrlet-JulIN V, REYNOLDS. - It Is Interesting lo nutv that thi Rrrannn Times. In Its defense of Tiry an, hus already descended to blnsphe my. Whut next? - The New High School. In more way than are usually nought of. Scranton in particular and he entire community if Northeastern .'ennsylvnnla Indirectly, hnve reason to 'eel prnud of the new high school yes terday dedicated to the purpose c;f popular education. It Is n magnificent lit of architecture, bringing together In one symmetrical pile the best thought and the latest Inventions of those who make n business of minis torinpt to human needs. From a ma terial standpoint it is a irlnry to th- city mid r Ill companion to the noble building which It confronts. That our people have in so short a period of de velopment reached n point Indicated by the construction within sight of each other of a f"ee nubile acad 'niy and a free public library is a testimony to the broad growth of Peranum to which the rhetovic of ciibitry cannot add empha sis. All the line words which senilis supplies In slorllkntlon c.f the public school fall Inadequate before the true slgnillcance of the objective fact. Yet in this particular Instance of pub lic enterprise put-hint; out to perform ". paramount duty there is an clement if timeliness and of appropriateness considerably in excess of the average. If we pause to think of our community ns to an abnotmal decree a meetlnc; tdace of the tides of Immigration nnd n- battle rrrotind. as it were, of contend ing forces whli h have In them great possibilities of wcul or woe for the fu ture of our beloved land, it will dawn upon us that perhaps of all the splen did things which this splendid city has achieved for-Itself and- for humanity lh the comparatively brief period of its corporate existence nothing yet has been half so pregnant with large bene fits for all coming time as the gi "ins to the young of this superb tempi. of self-Improvement. The imagination speedily looses itself In the mas: s of its own far-teachiog fancy in Its attempt, to compute n fractional part of the significance of the opportunities thus placed within free reach of the thous ands who in years to come will receive knowledge within its walls. Not many years ago to have had the means of culture here supplied to the thousands without cost would have fallen within the privilege of the very few, and these would have paid for it a large equivalent. It Is poetic to think of our great men of pioneer days' burn ing the pine knot during midnight struggles to gain the merest rudiments of a book education. Tt appeals to our sensibilities and at once arouses our sincere sympathy. We rejoice to know that now and then from out the com mon mass there rose, hero and there. In those olden days, men great enough to break through the confining barriers of humble clrcumstunce into the realms ordinarily open chlePy to the rich. Hut. if we permit our thoughts to go back of these inspiring exceptions to the human background of only average men and women, to whom the door of self-advancement remained all too effectually closed, we are likely to get a firmer grasp upon the significance of the ad vantages open to the multitudes today, and open at so low a cost that in all this city there need not of necessity dwell one boy or girl shut off from genuine and ample culture. As we have hitherto said, In com menting upon the new high school, It Is an Institution which will supply to the receptive pupil as much school learning ns any ordinary per in will ever need. It will not compl. 'any good pupil's education. Education ev er nds. But It will, with proper and expected vigilance and discretion In its supervision, give to every capable at tendant the requisite start, and render It possible for the bright graduate to contend in the competitions of every day life with the graduate of any col lege or university, upon terms of hon orable equality. It will also be a great factor In unifying our city. No mem ories are so rife with the luaois of fellowship and democracy as are the memories of the public high school. The bringing together, in one receptive place, of the bright young men nnd women of all portions of Scranton w!ll have a tendency to accelerate the ln 'evitable welding 'of the jnuniclpal sec tions into a compact and harmonized whole. These are but a few a very few of the considerations Which Invest the exercises of yesterday with mem orable and hopeful interest ln( the Uxlud of Intelligent Scrautonlana.. V repeat thut the giving to pupulur edu cation of this superb facility marks an epoch In, the forward mnrch of our city, our section and our state. Slay It fulfill all fair expectations! The Democratic party in Luzerne is In hopeless straits apparently. There Is no head, no organization. The whole scramble seems to be for county com missioners. As the minority party must bo represented on the board, the questiiin as to whether It shall be Mr. Finn or Mr. Ouiney. Is the predominating- one. The gentlemen live wit'.ila a stone's throw of each other, the forni-r in Miner's Mills, the latter In Wiliies 13arre. As neither appeals to the con sideration of the average rural voter, who, by the vty. has no candidate big or little on the ticket, It would appear to n man u: a tree- as If the ei tire struggle In Luzerne had resolved itself Into a merely local Kilkenny light be tween the Finns n'nl the C.ulneys. In th meantime Hat-man's face grows longer. Queen V ictoria's Reign. The fact that on Wednesday Quen Victoria attained the lorgest reign In the history of England, and bids fall to! continue, for many years on the greatest throne In modern annals, adds special Interest to a reeltnl of some of the notable events comprehended with in the pei'tod ' of her brilliant sov ereignty. The recital Involves repeti tion, since something of like ( haraet-r was published only a few month nsu in commemoration of the fifty-ninth J anniversary of her coronation: but if familiar the narrative is nevertheless fascinating, and without mote apology( wo append it. In the year In which the young Queen was crowned, 1X3S, the modern era of ocean steam travel was marked by the steaming of -the Great Western to Nev York,- and the first telegraph line was built and operated. . The modern post ofllce system became a popular Institu tion by the penny postage act of IN4, the year' in which the queen was mar ried. Hong-Kong, the great English commercial port, was taken from China, and colonial government was established in New Zealand, in the year of the I'lince of Wales' birth. 1SI1. it was in ISlii that polar exploration, one of the most active and successful scientific endeavors of the century, marked a milestone In the famous ex pedition of Franklin. The repeal of the corn laws came the next year, a famine compelling, after bitter conflict and much disturbance of ministers, the de parture from England's old policy of protection by Import duties. The fam ine of 1X4 included the potato rot In Ireland, which had much to do with u revival of the violent agitation in that country which has disturbed the peace for several years, but Daniel O'Conncll died in 1X47, and that re crudescence of Irish discontent sank into temporary oblivion amid the stir ring events on the continent, the chl"f of which was th" French revolution of 1S4X und the rejection of the Orlenn ists, tlie establishment of tiie second ri I4iblie under Napoleon and his colli' d'etat later, which founded the sec ond empire. With these events was connected t tie first International exhibition that was ever held, In 1S51. nnd in the same year a tremendous stride in the wealth of England was made by the discovery of gold In Australia. Then came the Cilmean war, which, in Its results, laid the foundation for the International machinations In the east which ar.? to day bringing matters to so serious a crisis. At the heels of tills came the Sepoy mutiny nnd the terrible times in India, which led to that vast ter ritory being taken by the government out of the hands of the old East India company. The directors sat for the last .time on Sept. 1, 1S5S. Then Queens land was added to- the colonies and op pressive internal duties were abolished In ISfiO, and what had been done for Roman Catholics was done for Jews, In the entire removal of their disabil ities. Queen Victoria paid her first visit to Ireland In IMil. The Prince Consort died the same year. England's connec tion with the American rebellion was ma iked by the sailing of the Alabama from the Mersey In 186:'. In 1SG7 the Dominion of Canada was created ns a federation, the second reform act was passed, and the $r,0,000.0UU Abyssinian war was fought. In the year follow ing the transportation of convicts was stopped by law. Then came the Frnnco t.ernmn war and its results, the com plete change in the status of the pope in Italy, and the Berlin congress. The Irish church was disestablished, the first London school board met. the Queen was proclaimed empress of In dia (1871). and England took Cyrus from the Turk, by diplomacy. The great Afghan war whs ended and the still disputed occupancy of Egypt bc gau, in lxs:'. Troublous times, chiefly diplomatic and parliamentary In their character, followed until the queen's jubilee in 18s7. The nearly Un years since have been full of events still fresh in "the public mind. Altogether the period has made great ly for Ilrltish honor and human ad vancement. The sovereignty of Vic toria, If not assertive, has been at least clean, dignified and in cordial accord with the humanities. She has com manded as a woman by personal de serving quite as much homage as she has Inherited as a queen; urid when this is said there is need of no higher tribute. Dave Hill will undoubtedly go down In political history as the Judas of the free silver movement. It is hard to teach an old sinner new virtue, diving Up the Silver Fight. One tif the surest indications yet af forded of the subsidence of the free silver enthusiasm conies In the shaoe of an editorial in the Detroit Tribune to the proper understanding of which a few explanatory remarks ate neces sary. - The Tribune, long the recognised mouthpiece of the Republican organi zation of Michigan, was recently pub lished by James E. Scrlpps, a wealthy Journalist of Detroit who, although a life-long Republican, had also been an enthusiastic bimetallism Mr. Bcripps declined to support the money plnnk in the St. Louis platform, and although Rtill claiming to remain In harmony with his party on all othur Issues, threw the Tribune Into the fight for free fcoln age with 'great vigor, candor and abil ity. Its arguments for the Chicago money idank were dignified, plausible und insistent, so much st as to attiart national attention. This being under stood, thp "reader is better prepared to comprehend the real significance, of the following remarkable comment from the Tribune of Sept. 23: We are every few days greeted with the report from some quurter that the sllv r sentiment is dying out, that but little ea:n pulgn work Is lu-lns dune on the silver side, but little money being spent, und hut little skill shown in the immaitement of the en n va ss. It Is quite true that little or no money Is being .-pent. .Money Is only t-'pent liberally In politics wm-n contrilni tcis evpeet returns in honors or etiielu nunts, or when there are lives lo mi ni. The silver party is singularly free from ns plianH for honors. Jt adherent are waging a contest for pi-in -ipl and the campaign Is not to thein it uieie scrumble fr otllco. It nmy lie tine also that I Ik i-.iinpiilcn Is not skillfully conducted. He lm; a peoil' movement the trained poli ticians ur. not found In Its ranks. I'er lntps as all the work of the i. unpawn Is being done from motlvi-s of putrlot'am and tint personul Interest or with the hope cf reward. It inny be that there Ix less done t'lan would be If a busings were in-sle of the canvass with plcnlv of nruicv to stimulate effort. If it be true tleu the movement Is on the wane it Is a sel thing fnr th patriot to contemplate. Cu lt is n confession that the nation ha- !i genernteil from the exalted r-.-iillmeitls of liberty hi-ld by our foreMllieis and Is given over io the rule of money. " Jf AmeiKun palrintixni has so declined th-it the country is cunienl with the rule of a millionaire syndicate let It b- so. The Tribune Is content If the peotd" tit". No doubt the country will be well ruled but II will not he the same oil republic ef which we hnve been so wont to hcust. Our liberties will have departed. The only practical Interpretation to be placed on this jeremiad Is that it signifies a veiled confession of defeat. Coming so closely after the Democratic fiasco in Xew York and the announce ment that lirynn had been suddenly no titled by his managers to desist from his hopeless rainbow-chnslng In the east and get back to the defense of the veerm west. It virtually means that the silver men themselves have been forced to the conclusion that their snuggle is hopeless. This condition of affairs is not without Its lessun lo Re publicans. They should not give way to overconfldence, but should prepare to turn the enemy's defeat Into a panic. By so dolns they will end the present discussion for al! time. We do not agree with the esteemed Syracuse Standard In Its assertion that the New York Journal Is the nastiest paper in the world. We consider that the New York World still holds unchal lenged title to that distinction. The One Safe Way. In ITIi'i per cent, of the population of the l.'nited States was engaged In lund til lage and was both prosperous and happy; today the percentage of population en gaged In agricultural pursuits is only 42 per cent., und poverty-ridden at that. Manufactures alone have thriven, and in that connection alone have investments of cupptil and labor reaped a rich harvest. In ISjO the capital invested In manufac tures was about, half a billion dollars. It doubled from pvtl lo Win; und then went tin another double by lvti. From isso to h:J It again a go id deul more than dou bled. The net value of niuiiufacuircs in lV.il) was St per cent greuter than the value of agricultural products. Rut in KM thu value or agricultural products was muclt larger than that of manufactures. This litaillusimcnt,. If not mlsndjustment of American Industries, bus produced gnat aoelul elmiiges us well. It has packed thu population In vust cities; It has increased the herding tendencies: It has increased wages on the farm, while decreasing the price of farm produce; It has taken the better class of young people from the farms into the i Ities. That these changes should bring ubotit In time a great dis ruption and lead to revolutionary senti ments l not to be wondered ut. The foregoing la taken from one of the denominational Journals of the west und Is part of an attempt to give a philosophical explanation of the free silver phenomenon. In the main, no doubt, It is to a considerable degree true. All over the world the past half century has w itnessed an unprecedent ed diversion of human energy from agricultural to lndustrlul channels. That this movement has progressed more rapidly and to a further point in the I'nited States than in the older countries of Europe is merely in recog nition of the fact that here the path way to social experiment and commer cial fluctuation is freer from tradition al obstructions. What we hnve in mind when we speak of America's su perior opportunities is really thut America is as yet too young to be be clogged with old superstitions and old notions which tend to fetter human freedom. But coming from generalities to de tails, it oiiKht to be self-evident to any clear-eyed observer that the curb to Industrial development will come in time through natural laws and cannot be entrusted to artificial or superficial legislation. It Is not possible by stat ute law to force a return to the farms, except pet haps to the poor farms. The flee silver proposition, for instance, is by the confession of Its oan advocates an utterly impotent remedy in this di rection. The claim made for free sil ver Is that it would produce an artifi cial rise In prices and thereby encour age a still greuter massing of capital and energy in the productive indus tries. If true, this would merely ag gravate the indictment quoted above; If false, as most prudent economists believe it to be, it would by dashing sanguine hopes and deceiving fond ex pectations tend directly to foster revo lutionary sentiments. What seems to us the sensible view is thut it wo are suffering today, In a broad sense, from any serious over roneentration of energy in one depart ment of human activity the Increased competition and the consequently de creased return thus engendered will tend in time to divert Ill-requited effort into other chunnels of enterprise and thus restore the equilibrium. It would be a poor polity to make legal Avar on manufacturing Industry in general be cause of the fear that It has drawn coo many men Into Its employ. On could never be certain that such a course would produce a wholesome ef fect. Rut the natural law of which we hnvcfpokenls absolutely and unerring ly efficacious. The wise economist will hesitate before attempting to Improve upon It. It would certainly relieve the mono tony of the situation If some of the boastful opponents of David Martin In Philadelphia would proceed to prove their charges. Having declured against civil service reform the Popocrats shouldn't com plain If Cleveland should take them at their word and fire every mother's son ot thfaBi who holds federal office. Bryan Revealed as an Agitator From the Tlmep-llerald. Air. Hrynn apparently started out with the intention of discussing the colnus-i question as a qui-: ion of pure finance an I nalesmanflilp. In his Atadlsoti Square garden speech he sitld nothing which could be construed ns un nppeHl to prejudice un less perhaps It wits his dei-liiraiion that "titere can be no sympathy or co-opi ra tion between the advontos cf a universal gold KUmlarJ and toe advocates of l metalllsm. Hetwc.-n bimetallism bet her liuUiKtident or International and a gold ttamlard there Is an impas.-able gulf." The question at issue In the prudent eaniptdlpi Ws not. as Air.- Uryitu would have the pub lic believe, between bimetallism and the geld standard: it Is between blmetalll: m and the silver standard. Uut when .Mr. til van commenced speaking without noti-4 the undertone of hatred and dissension which charaetcrlxcs his public utterances beitati to be distinctly audible. lly the time that he reached Syracuse he was In a frame of mind which led nint to assert that men who do nut favor silver monometallism nie "i ncmles of this coun. try. who think they are greater than th? government end i "i make the govern mint their Instrument for private gain, the greatest enemies that this Vountry has." He called them "plunderers of the I Industrial masses. In behalf of the mu.iev corporations of this country and Europe." At Eric, Pa., he acknowledged that he de pended more tipuit an appeal lo the emo tions than to the int-llei-ls of Ids hearers, when he said: "The heart Is the place where conduct Is determined, und If you want lo lind out wlit-le a man is in his light do not look at ills bruin; that would lind a reasun for whatever ills heart wants lo do. Look at his heart, and find out where his sympathies are. Show me the sympathies of a man and 1 will mark out his conduct. Show me u man whose sympathies are with the Idle holders of idle capital, anil 1 will show you a man who wants us little money as possi ble and put It on the ground that he love-i his neighbor better than himself. Show me a man whose sympathies are with the struggling niasHes, und I will show yon a man who will never stand up fur syndi cates and consent to lit them control the financial policy of the I'nited Slates." lly the time that he reached Buffalo he began to sneer al his opponents, ns, for Instance, In the declaration that "when th. Creator made man. he did not use any su perior kind of mud when he mude finan ciers." It was here that he suid: "Advo cates of bimetallism (he should have said of silver monometallism) ure culled dema gogues. There has never been a states man whose heurt beat In' sympathy with the struggling masses who has not been culled a demagogue by those who opposed hi in. Young man, do you want to know how to keip from being culled a dema gogue? 1 will give you a certain method. Get In t he employ of some great corporation, and then cull nil the people anarchists, and you will be a statesman among your em ployers." At Loukport, N. Y he became denunciatory, and said: "They have drlv-t-ii down the price of your products, they hnve Increased the burden ot your debt, they have foreclosed your mortgages, they are degrading und lowering the stand ltd of civilization by driving people who want to work out upon the streets, nnd their Idleness breeds crime, nnd crime menaces the safety of every citizen of the Intel." He expressed his belief that "the gold standard has made more misery for the human race than wars und pestilence and famines; more misery than human mini can conceive or human tongue can tell." lie begun his appeul to the passions of hla hearers in the words: "The promulga tion of the gold standard is an attack upon your homes und upon your firesid -s, and you hnve us much right to resist It a.t you have to resist nn urtny marching to take your children cupllve and burn the roof over your head." Since a man has a right to resist an army by force, the only possible Inference is that the friends of silver monometallism would be Justified In u resort to violence to prevent the eon 1 1 nuance of the present monetary system of the I'nited Stutes. At Tonawanda he said that "the Chica go platform means that every man shall be defended In the enjoyments of that which he earns, but that no man shall be permitted tu enjoy that which somebody else has earned and which is taken fron hiin by. vicious legislation." This is a palpable threat of spoliation of the rich. "The platform," he continued, "Is u men ace to the wrong-doer not the small wrong-doer only, but also the larger trans gressor,' who 'attempts to use the gove rn ment us his Instrument to wrong others." This Is nn attack upon government nil I upon the principle of self-government. If the platform Is a menace what would the election of .Mr. llryan be? At Toledo !) gave thq workingntan some very bad and Immoral advice in the words: "I will not ask him to do anything which may en danger his position. Let him wear the op position button If he will. Let hlin contrib ute to their fund If ho will. Hut let him renumber there Is one duy In the year when he Is his own master and can use a pencil as he pleases. 1 am willing for you to be Republicans every day in the year if you will Just be Democrats on election day. I am willing for you to wear gol l bus buttons all the rest of the time If, when you enter the booth, you will remem ber that the gold standard never conferred a benefit upon those who toil, und that it was never Indorsed or npproved or sanc tioned by any body of the people except those who hold fixed Investments nnd trade in money or profit by the extremities of the government." This wus equivalent to advising workingim-n, whose friend he claims to be, to make of themselves liars, traitors, hypocrites and cowards, if only they on Id vote for him on the 3d of -Noveni. her. In the same speech he took a defiant altitude and seld: "If 1 am elected the gold standard will not remain the stand ltd of this country one moment longer than 1 can help lo gel rid of It." , Al Toledo he said: "A Republican 'iU; eess would simply mean that while the people are nominally free Ihey will bo hewers of wood and drawers of water for those who control the money supply of the world." And ug.iln: "The people who In tend to strike down one-half of all the standard mouey of the world simply mean to do with you and your property what the fleets of the world and the armies ef the world would do If they came to de stroy one-half of all your possessions." A? .Milwaukee he described the present politi cal campaign ns a struggle over the qir-s. tion whether the people will "ullow the host of the gold standard to enslave "a.oi'j, O'jU of people, while and black, In this country." lie said further: "Thvy ray that we are arraying one class of society against another. 1 deny it. But, my f ri nds, il u burglar comes to my home I have a right to call all my family to keep him out. and It (Iops not make me mad II, when he starts away, he turns around and shouts to me thut 1 am trying to array un fairly against hlin. When men amy themselves against society, society has a right to urrny Itself against them. The success of llie Chicago ticket is dan. gerotis only to the man who wants to eat the bread that somebody else earns." In his speech at Lincoln, Neb., accent ing the nomination of tne silver R-;nibil-oans. he said: "I hcl'eve that the gold t-tandard Is a conspiracy against the hit. man race. 1 would no sooner Join Mie ranks of those whose purpose It Is to fast en It upon the people than enlist in an army that was marching to attack my home and destroy my family." These extracts from Mr. Bryan's har ratigui s give a fair Idea of hint us nn agi tator und fomenter of populur !lsi'or'l,aml commotion a man who would risk the horrors of armed conflict between citizens of the republic rather than fall of his elec tion to the ( hnlr which he aspires to occu py. It Is dllllcult to know whether he Is to be taken seriously. WANTS WORK WORK. From the Altoona Tribune. Give us -legislation- that will protect! Hot Shot FVom Our- 3 DRESS SACS Ladies' Wool Eiderdown Dressing Sacks, in Gray, Light Blue, Pink and Cardinal, all sizes, from 32 to 44, AT 75 CENTS. You cannot buy the material for the price, say nothing about the making. WE are now ready to show Novelties in Ladies'. Hisses' and Children's Jakcets, Capes and Furs. LIKE EVERYWHERE So have we in Scranton met with the greatest success. A PLACE FOR ALL w A STORE for the men who have been paying 25 per cent, more for their tailor-made garments. A STORE for the man who has been paying the same price for reacty-made as he can get our tailor-made suits. GREAT EASTERN Out garments ure home Industry so that the mills and fur naces and machine shops are crowded with orders and the worklnKtnan will be content to leuve our monetury policy as It Is. It Isn't more silver thu country wants; it is more work. IIKYAX AM) THE PKKSS. Wellman's Washington Letter. Mr. Bryan's Ki-eetim? at the national capital Satunluy wus anything but nn ovutiun. The boy orator was obviously disappointed with It. To bejjin with, the crowd which ussemtiled to hear hlin was u small one. Kven the reserved seats were not till occupied. The "distinguished Kiiests" were conspicuous by their ab sence. Places had been kept for sixty newspaper men, but not a score wer-i present. The newspaper correspondents of Washington know .Mr. llryan, und while the most of them esteem him highly ns a man, the majority refuse to look upon him as a great statesman or party leader. The newspaper men of Washington remember .Mr. llryan very well. They know him us a loipiacious, effervescent, Intensely con ceited younif man who loved to exploit himself la the newspapers of the country. They remember his actorlike tendencies, ids posimr. Ids "playiiu; to the sallcrlcs." Tiny have always In mind the tlmo when Mr. Hryan made a speech 111 the house of 1 epresentatlves und wllh trade nir de clared he would wlllitiKly lay down his life for the cause of free trade. The Irrever ent scribe in the press pallery smiled at this. Some of them wen- Indecorous enouiih to latmh aloud. Mr. llryan heard this huiKh, und, looking up to the nullery, choked hack the st.-ixe tears which were cm bell Is 1:1 ni? bis tenia! ks und laimhud too. Such u man Is neither a tragedian nor a Canadian. It miKht be unjust to suy he was ti burles'iue or buffoon, lint at any rute he Is nut to be taken too seriously. JO Hi: IIKAi SABUK. From the Olympia (Wash.) Olympian. one of the well-known Chinamen of the city pointed to u campaign badKu which an Olympian reporter was wearing, und Imiulrcd, "What for?" "That's u McKlnh-y badge. You sabbo McKiuky?" "Him Republican?" "Yes." "Mini good man. rtemclut no nood. Yen siiblie fo year neo'.' I'.itcln m Penielat plesidi nt. No i;ood. Now heap men wulkcc Mlect. no uct work. Might year tifto eatcben LcpuliMcan plcsldeut, eviy Kidy work, heap money, heap Rood time. Pome man no likee work heap likee talk. II tin nllei-unie Oemi-lut UKuin. ?pos man likee work not much Mliee talk, him l.e l'ublice.n. Mi- no vote, but me likee l.( puhllcuu plcsld.-nt. Me likee i-vlybody Bet work. Spose ull Bet work, then till Kct money. You subbe?" KOK Till-: OTHER FELLOW. From the Tlmes-lferal.l. So Sewnll, like AltKi-M, contracts for Bold payments nnd the proof 111 eueh Is equally clear. It is also clear that they favor the silver standard for the other fellow only. OI'T WITH IT. From the Times-Herald. I'eople who have been hoarding gold for a ris-p may as well hrlnsr It out nnd put It into ciri'ulatlnn. . There will be no rise, because there will be no Hi to 1 five coin age law. No LICENSE TO SNEER. From the Washington Star. Kngland Is not In a position to Indulge In her customary sneer ut our poiiiK-.-il system. Dynamite Is infinitely worse than oratory. THE EFFECT ON FATHER. Young Bewail made a speech or two liefore the Muln election. lie tallied against the silver craze, And told of his deflection. I His speeches they were heard and rend, Tliey caused tne hosts to gather; They filled up 8D.II00 votes, "And the blow it near killed futhar." .' " . . Chicago Dispatch. 19 U A GREAT SUIT AND PANTS made 011 our premises, under our AN LNFOI NUEII FEAR. Professor Paul Leroy-Heaulteu. Money ought to be us stable as possible. Every system of Inflation must be con demned. The theory of the modern credit system shows that tho world can, by us ing Improved methods of settlements and payments, do business on the largest scale with a small amount of metallic money, and practical people realize this fact. The fear of money becoming scarce Is one of the vainest feats that exist. WERE Bl'HE OF IT. From the Altoona Tribune. Democratic hard times will vanish when Democratic incompetents are turned out of power. Keep up heart, boys; things will tuke a turn for the better utter November. A DISINTERESTED OPINION. Fncks an' llKgers. Ilggers an' fac-ks! l)e wood pile grins ut Ue rusty ax. Folk is a settln' around de sto' llb'ry day tulkln' mo' un' mo'. Nobody keers foil de autumn gold, Nor de tingling cheers ef de days git cold. Nobody sees whut tie ol' farm lucks Xufllu' udoin' but Aggers an' facks. Fticks an' lingers, tlggers an' facks! De col" wind leaks fro' de barn door cracks. De ol' mule shivers behind de shed An' de pigs is cryln' Uut uln' been fed. De whitewashed fence hub er coat ob grime An' de cows looks lonely at mllkln' time. An' I feels when de's tulkln' about do tax Dat dah uln' much protlt In tlggers an' fucks. Washington Star. i " 3 1 1 km&iTVM AFINESHOW Of the latest in China und Silver ware for weddini; or other gifts, liinner Sets, Chamber Sets, Cut Glasses, Silverware, Hric-a-Hrac. THE I'll LlCI'AWAuNA AUL i Splendid I Display.. r&it2&m ,,.lie Wr,(lnK W LJH' Papers, ( heuw. ff ' M' Medium and OPPORTUNITY BEI0LE1N, THE BOOKMAN ' 437 Sprue. St, Opp. Tb. Commonwealth. BAZAAR. CO., 327 Lacka. Ave. D. LOWENSTEIN. own supervision. . .3 - As your needs suggests anything in th. way of Suticr.ity. fclnuk ttcks or OBI Supplies, nnd when your list is full brinit it in and we will surprise you with th novelties we recelvo dally. We also carry a very unit line of falling Cards and Wed Clnis Invitations at a moderate pricj. i M. Stationers and Engravers, HOTEL JERMYN BUILDING. THE STETSON SOFT HAT. NONE BETTER. 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