THE SCBANTON TpIBTJNEr SATURDAY MOftNINGr,: AUGUST 29, 189G. 0 - n S JUST BEYOND OUR NORTHERN BORDER Prom Ocean to Ocean Through the Queen's Dominion. AN AMERICAN'S VIEW OF CANADA Origin, History, Cost an Advantages of the Canadian Pacific Railway, Oae of the. Uicatcst Systems on EarthThe Sprightly Young City of Vancouver. Written for The Tribune. A railway from the Atlantic to the raclHc, all the way on British soil, was long the dream of a few of the earliest settlers of Canada. The dream of the few became In time the hope of the many, and In 1867 the government of the Dominion of Canada set about the build ing of a trans-continentul .railway, which was the most important single factor in forming the confederation of the British North American provinces. It was afterward found to be a mil itary as well as a political necessity and Is now a growing commercial neces sity. It was an undertaking of such vast proportions that the richest em pire of Europe might well hesitate to enter upon it. Three thousand miles of railway surveys were made, largely through a country unexplored, but ow ing to political Jealousies, party strife and change of government the work was so blocked that In 18S0, by common consent. It was decided to surrender the outlay, machinery, etc., to a private company on condition that the remain ing 1,920 miles of railway Bhould be completed within ten years. For this the railway company was to receive from the government $25,000,000 In gold and 25,000,000 acres of agricultural land. The two sections commenced by the government (425 miles between Wlnne peg and Lake Superior and another 213 miles eastward from Faclllc coast Into British Columbia, together with a branch line ojt slxty.-five miles In opera tion from Wlnnepeg southward to the boundary line of . the United States) should be finished by the government and given to the new company in addi tion to its subsidies in money and lands, and the entire railway when completed was to become the property of the new company. THE WORK COMPLETED. Consequently in 1881, the Canadian Paclflo Railway company was organ ized and, accepting the conditions of ' the government, set about Its task vig orously from both ends of the line to ward each other and met at Craig Ella Chle, in Eagle Pas In the gold range of montains on November 7, 1885, when the last rail was laid on the main line and the present company, though not yet five years old, came into possession of 4,315 miles, of railway, one of the longest, if not the largest continuous line In the world. Extending from Que bec across the continent to the Pacific Ocean. This road was really constructed In four sections, two by the company, and two by the government. The Lake Superior section was one of the hardest to build, rivaling in obstructions and requirement of skilful engineering that The highest endorsement given Universally accepted by conserva tive, discriminating home-keepers. r They know the great importance of wholesome food; they realize the risk of the packing house lard. No.2-Canadian portion lying through the montains of British Columbia. It is said while this section was under construction an army of rom 10,000 to 12,000 men were employcdf with work with from 1.500 to 2.0CO teams of horses and in the win ter, this force of animals was augumented by about 300 teams of dogs. More than 300 miles of the main line wer cut through solid rock. No less than fourteen streams were divested from these natural beds. In some cases by tunneling through the solid rock. The mountains were pierced by scores of tunnels and innumerable rivers were crossed by iron or wooden bridges. Some 1,000 feet long, and one bridge 29 feet above the montain stream It spans. Upwards of $100,000,000 was ex pended on the main line up to January 1, 18S5, independent of $55,000,000 dis bursed by the government. The late able prime minister of Cana da, Sir John Macdonald, was a strong friend of the railway project from the first, and together with his co-workers. Sir Donald Smith, Sir V. C. Van Home, now president, and Lord Stephens, and other eminent Canadians, the great work was brought to an early comple tion, and this national highway of Canada, the latest American trans continental railway, Is one of the mar vels of the day, which every Canadian joints with pardonable pride. AN HEROIC WORK. ' There is something heroic in the tem per of these men who planned and pushed to completion this gigantic en terprise. From their resolutions, this long line has come Into existence. They spared no outlay of treasure In breaking down all natural obstacles, overcoming mountain ranges, impenet rable canons and formidable rivers, to join by bands of steel Vancouver. Its AVestern (Pacific) terminus, (with Que bec and Halifax, Its Eastern (Atlantic) terminus, thus, forming a broad com mercial route from ocean to ocean. To these railway magnates more than to all other agencies combined does the Dominion of Canada owe a debt of gratitude for her subsequent and prospective development. I repeat that this great iron girdle of five thousand miles, including the branches, has giv en a magnetic impulse to the field, the mines and the manufactories of this once modest plodding colony of Great Britain, transforming it Into an energetic nation with great plans and hopes and aspirations. The Canadian Pacific is the only road In Canada using the block sys tem, and giving a direct route to the East and branch lines nnectlng with the railway system of the United States, thus becoming a powerful com petitor with American rnads. It If. too, the strongest road, being heavily subsidized formerly by both the Can adian and imperial governments and now claims the proud distinction as the only trans-continental line on th; American continent with no mortgages oi' Indebtedness. It 1b purely a nation al enterprise, its ownership being al most wholly in Canadian and British hands. It is said no country In the world Is better served by railways than is this great dominion which comprises over 15,000 miles. Every place of im portance has its railway station or two. The three principal systems are the Canadian Pacific, with Its C.TfiT miles; Grand Trunk, 3.156 miles, and Intercolonial, (including the Prince Pacific Territory.J Edward Island railway), 1,353 miles. The rest of the mileage Is made up of smaller lines in the various prov inces. The total "paid In" capital amounted in 1892 to $845,000,000, of which the dominion and local govern ments and municipalities have con tributed $185,200,000. The Canadian Pa cific system embraces much more than its main line, its eastern extensions reaching to St. John, N. B.; Halifax, N. S.; Cape Breton, etc., while numer ous branches connect the trunk road with the chief American cities. This great highway from ocean to ocean, serves the treble purpose of political union, business intercourse and the imperial government, as a military road. With British fleets commanding both the Atlantic and Pacific ends of the line, Halifax the North Atlantic station and Esqulmalt, the Pacific, both troops and munitions of war could be transported (in the event of difficulties in her eastern do minions) to China, Japan and India, In less time and with much less risk than by any other route. There arc large coal fields near each of theso ports and graving docks capable of holding the largest vessels, giving value to the railway and adding strength to the empire. Another ob ject lesson for our American govern ment. Vancouver Is the Pacific terminus of this Canadian Pacific railway, and also the point of embarkation for their steamship lines between Vancouver, China and Japan, San Francisco, Aus tralia, Honolulu and also Alaska and Puet Sound ports. The city owes Its rapid prosperity to these important pro jects, and Is destined to be one of the largest cities on the Pacific coast for as its great advantages are entirely be yond the realm of speculation and doubt. It is beautifully located on a peninsular (Burrard Inlet on the east and English Bay on the west), and has every advantage that a fine harbor can afford. It is surrounded by a country of rare beauty and the climate Is milder than that of Delaware, being backed by the cascade range of mountains near at hand at the north, the mountains of Vancouver Island across the Gulf of Georgia at the west, the Olympics at the southwest, with the eternal snow cap ped Mount Baker looming up to a height of over two miles at the southeast. In fact it Is protected on every side while enjoying the sea breezes from the Strait of Georgia. The situation is most perfect as re gards plcturesqueness, harbor facilities, commercial advantages and natural drainage. The land slopes gradually to the csea, rendering drainage easy, and In two directions the city permits Indefinite expansion. It has an Inex haustible fresh water supply, brought across the bay from a lake In a ravine of one of the neighboring heights. The city which had no population In 1881, has today 20,000 inhabitants. Its won derful growth Is a matter of history and has almost no parallel. THE CITY'S GROWTH. A great conflagration In June, 1886, from a surrounding forest swept away the young wooden city every house but one, but before the embers died, mater ials for rebuilding were on their way, and In place of wooden structures there arose rapidly grand edifices of granite, iron and brick. The city is now laid out on a magnificent scale. Its resi dences, business blocks, hotels, churches and public buildings of all classes would be creditable to any city in the east, Refuse worthless imitations of 0tm Aid a The genuine is sold everywhere in tins of one, three and five pounds, with trade marks Cottolene" and steers 'Jiead in cotton plant wreath-OX every tin. ' ' , Hade only bf THE N. K. FAIRBANK COMPANY, ; CtUcac, Hew York, - rklladelohia, Pittsburgh. .. . . ............ . Br Courtesy of tht New York Evangelist, It has many miles of well laid streets, macadlmlzed with bituminous rock. They are generously lighted with gas and electricity. Electric cars run In the principal thoroughfares and the ser vice extends to New Westminister, twelve miles distant on the Frazer riv er. Lining the harbor are extensive wharves and numerous warehouses. There are several fine churches, opera house and hotels. The principal one is Hotel Vancouver, one of the hostetries owned by the Canadian Pacific, and it Is only just to say that In comfort lux ury and refinement of service this hotel equals any on the continent Our five days' stay here was luxury in the ex treme. Every tourist may profitably and comfortably spend a week at Van couver. Opportunities for sport are un limited here. , Mountain goats, bear and deer are found In the hills along the Inlet; trout fishing in the mountain streams, and sea fishing in endless va rlety. Its streets combine frontier and sea-faring, back woods, European, American and Oriental conditions and people. For Instance, one curio shop sells basket work, silver and slate carv ings, brought In canoes by the coast Indians, and at the next door all the Orient Is set before you by Chinese and Japanese traders, who add to their stock by each arriving steamer. A mountain of tea chests is unloaded from each empress, and a mountain of sacked flour and cotton in bales takes their place. Stanley Park comprises nine miles of carriage road through the forest prime valsome as dense as a tropical jungle, some a street of trim villas with beau tifully kept lawns and gardens, and some where the Douglass spruce grows to 200 even 300 feet high. MODEL STEAMSHIPS. Special mention should be- made of the regular Canadian Pacific Trans pacific Royal Mall steamship servico to China and Japan. The three mag nificent steel steamships employed are called the "Empress of India," '"Em press of . China," and ."Empress of Japan." The latter being In port dur ing our visit to Vancouver, wo visited it with much Interest and courteously shown through it. They are all unl formly built, of 6,000 tons burden, staunch, speedy and capacious, and are under contract with the Imperial government to carry the royal mall. They are 485 feet long, 51 feet breadth of beam, and tho only twin screw steamships on the Pacific. They are of 10,000 horse power, have triple ex pension engines and steam nineteen knots, or nearly twenty-two .miles an hour. The cabins are large and roomy and contain all the modern Improve ments and no expense has been spar ed In their luxurious fittings. The promenades are extensive and free from obstructions. The saloons, smok ing rooms, social hall, and all passen ger accommodations are amid ships, and surpasses most anything we have ever seen afloat. These vessels are lighted throughout by electricity. In a word modern marine architecture has in these palaces excelled Itself. These steamships are heavily sub sidized, receiving $1,000 each trip, They are ostensibly merchant vessels and passenger ships, but so heavily built as to be easily utilized or con verted into war ships at short notice, Another instance of British fore thought that our American govern ment may well emulate. In our next we resume our travels eastward over this great national highway. J. E. RICHMOND. ALMOST READY TO HARNESS NIAGARA Contract Let. to Furnish Buffalonlans ' ; ' ' With Motive Power. ' NICOLA TESLA'S WONDERFUL WORK Progress Making in the Effort to Utilize the Enormous Power Going to Waste OvertheJalls-'Elcctricity Already Being Provided. W. E. Curtis, in CIiIcsko Record. Niagara Falls, N. T., Aug. 3. Tho world has been watching with Interest the development of the great scheme of which Nicola Tesla. Is the scientific apostle, and Francis Lynde Stetson, !.. the law partner of tho president, and a group of New York millionaires, who are interested In the advancement of applied science, the financial promoters. to utilize the vast power that Is carried over the falls of Niagara for industrial enterprises. An insignificant portion of that power has been used for years by local manufacturers to run flour and paper mills, and there hns sprung up around the falls a few large etsabiish ments to which the water has been di verted. But the great problem that has engaged the attention of electrlcical and hydraulic engineers is to concen trate and grasp that mighty force in such a manner as to transmit it to the neighboring cities, and ultimately to New York by some method that will be economical. Electricians find no diffi culty In seizing the power, but until re cently the economic side of the question has presented obstacles that human in genuity has not been able to surmount. Last week, however, the first contract wbb made to furnish motive force to the people of Buffalo. Several millions of dollars have been expended in the construction of a tun nel, one mile and a half long, which takes the water from Niagara river, about a mile above the town, and re leases it Just below the falls, and In the erection of a plant which Is capable of generating 15,000 horse power from its force. This Is experimental, but the results thus far have been so successful as to justify the company In proceeding to an enlargement of Its plant to the full capacity proposed, which is 120,000 horso power. This will be done gradually. In the light of experience. Of the 15,000 horse power at present Installed, 10,000 Is already leased to companies that have erected manufacturing establishments In the Immediate neighborhood, and 5, 000 is held In reserve for emergencies, ready for Instant use, In case of an ac cident to the remainder of tho machln ery. It was the intention of the com pany to furnish power from the original plant to the manufacturers of Buffalo, but there seems to have boon a lack, of confidence on their part, and it was given to local companies that were more credulous. . The Niagara Power Company, ns it Is called, now furnishes electricity to the tramway between Buffalo and the falls, to tho Pittsburg Reduction company, that manufactures aluminium tho Carborundum company that makes ab rasives, tho Acetylene Lighting Com pany, that makes calcium of carbide, to a sod-ash fnctory, and the com panies that light tho city of Niagara Falls and operate the street railways. At present tho instruction company Is enlarging the . works so as to In crease its capacity 15,000 horse power, of which 10,000 will be allowed to Buffalo and the remainder to local concerns that have applied for it. This will be ready by tho beginning of the next year. A line of wire la now being erected to Buffalo twenty-two miles long with wires that will carry 10, 000 horse power, and polos that are capable of sustaining twice that amount. Every portion of the plant is of the most substantial and elaborate char acter. The company has evidently come to stay. There is nothing to sur- pass It in any part of tho world. It purchased a site of 1,200 acres extent on the back of the Niagara river, a mile or so Bouth of the falls, and has not only leased ground to manufacturing companies, but is building up a llttl town that is called Echota. It hns a terminal railway which connects these works with all the trunk lines pns:lntr Niagara, nnd has erected a num ber of pretty frame cottages of rt tractlve appearance, surrounded by grass plats that will bo leased to the working people employed on tho prounds. It has given them also a beau tiful school building that contains a hall for entertainments, a library and other comforts and conveniences. There is already a population of several hundred,' and 1,000 or more families can be accommodated. A company has been organized in Buffalo, with a capital of $2,000,000, which Is to purchase electricity by wholesale from, the Niagara Power company and sell It at retail to the people of that city ns fast as It can be supplied. The first customer, as I have stated, Is the street railway . corpora tion of Buffalo, of which II. II. Llttoll Is the manager, and beginning with the first of November It is to receive 1.000 horse-power day and night, seven days In the week, for $40 per horse power, or $10,000 for the year. The contract extends for a period of ten years. This company already has a splendid plant, whiPh runs by steam and fur nishes 7.500 horse power daily to op erate 150 miles of trolley railway, and under Its charter pays the city 2,4 per rent of Its gross earnings for the priv ilege of occupying the streets. The officials of the company were very courteous In showing me around Its works, but the manager would not tell me how much its power cost at present nor tho nmount that will bo saved by taking It from the Niagara company. There must be a consldera- I lie profit In the contract, however, or It would not abandon its present ex pensive plant for an experiment. Out siders, who claim to know something of Its affairs, says that the recent cost to the company Is from $50 to $co a horse power, so that the economy can not be less than $10 or S12, or about $75,000 a year. The company will re quire 8,500 additional horse power from Niagara, which will bo furnished next year. The next customer for the Niagara power will be the company that fur nishes electric light for the city of Buf falo. It will require 3.000 horse power dally, and that will absorb the addi tional 10,000 horse power which has been contracted for next year, so that the public will bo compelled to wait until 1S38 before It can expect to subscribe. Mr. George Urban, of the locnl com pany, who'was very kind in showing me around, said. In reply to my Inquir ies: "The power will be transmitted to Buffalo from the falls in an alterat- ing current form, with twenty-five cycles or alterations to the second Up to this time that form has been found to be the most successful when transmitted at a very high pressure, say 10,000 or 11,000 volts. Arriving in Buffalo It enters the power house of the local company, when this voltage-will be dropped to 400 through a 'stepdown' transformer. Then It will pass into a rotary transformer, also of the alter nating type, whenlce it will bo conveyed in a continuous current for the use of the street railway and' other custom ers. ... 'What will be the wastage?" " We expect the wastage between the power house at the falls and Buffalo, a distance of about twenty-two miles, will bo from 10 to 20 per cent, but that problem can only be solved by actual experience. Electricians are at work endeavoring to substitute some method for the present process that will reduce this wastage, and we hope that sooner or later they may lower tho maximum." 'Is electricity carried such a distance anywhere else?" Yes, at. Portland, Ore., and at Beat- tie, it is carlred quite as far with no greater wastage, and at Rome, Italy, Bkxeen miles." "One great point in economy which must be taken Into consideration," continued Mr.' Urban, is the saving in space, which is getting to be an im portant matter in largo cities, where land ia valuable and rents are high. With this transmitted electricity man ufacturers will not require more than 3 or 4 per cent of the room that is necessary to place a plant that will generate the same amount of steam or electricity, and the economy in pay rolls will be very great' "Can you heat your cars by the samo current?" "Yes; the elecftrlc cars running be twen Buffalo and Niagara Falls are now heated as well as propelled from tho new power house, and the system Is very successful." "What amount of power is used in the city of Buffalo, and what does It cost under tho present system?" "All tha manufacturing establish ments In that city, including the street railway, consume about 6,000 horse power when In full operation. Before we went into this enterprise we' at tempted to ascertain its cost, but found that nobody knew; so we set about to secure the information by actual experiment. We made several tests that were carefully watched. The lowest cost we found was in an estab lishment where they ran a compound condensing Corliss engine of 2,000 horse power, an average of eleven hours a day. It is one of the most economically managed institutions in Buffalo, and we found that it cost them at the rate of 30 a horse power annually. The next test was in a flour-mill, where there is a similar compound-condensing Corliss engine, which runs twenty-four hours a day for six days in the week, and that cost at the rate of $48 a horso power. The third test was In a department store, where, there is an engine that fur nishes power for the elvators. tho electric light and other purposes, and runs an average of ten hours in the summer and twelve hours in the win tcr, say six days In tho week. That costs f,u a horso power. Then wo went into four newspaper and print Ing establishments that are run day and night, and there tho cost ranged from $100 to $140 a horse power ntr year. We can afford to furnish all of these establishments transmitted power from Niagara for not more than ?4U a horse power for twcn'.y-four nours a clay, seven days In thn week. but we have not yet taken up the qucs. uon or rates ror small suonlies." I learned that a recent test had heen made at a municipal water works In a small town near Buffalo, where tho steam power cost over $200 a horse power, but this Is evidently In a mens uro due to bad management and ex travagance. At tho same time, every experiment has demonstrated thnt steam power and electricity are much more expensive in small plnnts than In large ones, and It is going to be a measure of great eceonomy for tho small manufacturers of Buffalo If they can get their power from the Niagara company at the rate of $-10 a horso power. The people here will not venture any predictions concerning the tlmo when or the method by whk.-h electricity Is to be transmitted to New York for me chanical Pill-nose. A erent rlfnl tina been pHnled on the subject in tho magazines and newspapers, and I think me impuinr impression la that tlK Niagara company intends to offer its power for sale in New York verv unrvn. That was the Idea I had when I came here, but the promoters of tho enter prise do not contemplate) any such Ihincr for the immprl!nl future Th.i plant does not encourage any such expectations. It 13 capable of 120,000 horse power as a maximum, of which at least in per cent, must be held rpsprvp fur nprlilontft Innvlniv , horse power for sale when tho limit is reached, which may not be for sev eral venrs. Thnt nmmlnt- r-nn eaulli be absorbed by the city of Buffalo and local enterprises. It Is a serious question1, too, whether power can be transmitted to New York city at a cost within the limit of steam and electricity generated on the spot. If a current loses from 10 to 20 per cent. In twenty miles, how much will be lost ih E00 miles? Still a number of very able and Ingenious brains are studying this problem and it may be successfully worked out An atom of the power of Niagara was transmitted over a wire to New York during the recent electrical exposition In that city and was used, to send a message from Chauncey Iepew around the world. This was conveyed over an ordinary telegraph line, but was what the operators call a freak. It added a great dpal to the sentiment Interest cf tho event, but was In no sense a prac tical test. It may therefore be assumed that, while the plan of "harnessing" the fall of Niagara Is successful so far as It has ben attempted, there Is no Immediate prospect of utilizing the 7,000,000 horse power which Is estimated to be going to waste there every second of time "to turn the wheels of Industry" any farther away than the city of Buffalo. It mny be expected, however, that the beautiful and elaborate plant that has been erected here under Mr. Tesla's direction will attract many manufacturing en terprises. IIOW AUOt T SALARIES t Wllkes-Iiarro Times. The nioment the Wilkes-Barre and Wy oming Valley Traction company is com pelled to accept silver coin worth Just one half Its fiice the fnreswill necessarily bo doubled: they would .be bankrupted In rix months unless they did. Do the work Ingmen and clerks who patronize the dif ferent branches by thousands every day anticipate that their salaries would "be correspondingly raised? Hardly. COBIPIEXIOJ BLEMISHES May be hidden imperfectly by coametica sad powders, but can only be removed per ma ntmtly by . HETSEL'S SUPERIOR FACE BLEACH. It will positively remove Freckles, Ten. Moth, Sallowness. and care nv diaeaaea of the akin, euoh aa Pimples, Acne, Blackhead, Olllness, aud renders the akia aoft and heart tifuL Price $1 per bottle. For sale at E. M. HETSEL'S 330 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton, Pa. Hotel Walton Broad and Locust Streets, Philadelphia, One of the moat matnlfloent hotels in the World. Palatial In every detail. Absolutely Fireproof. European Plan $1.50 Upwards, . American Plan $4 Upwards Bituated near all the leading theatre and railroad stations. STAFFORD, WHITAKER & KEECH I. D. CRAWFORD, Manager. The St. Denis Broadway and Eleventh St., New Yerk, Opp. Grace Church. European Ptaa. Rooms f 1.00 a Day and Upwards. in a modest and unobtrusive way there are few better conducted hotels in the metropolis than the St. Denia. The great popularity it baa acquired can readily be traced to Its unlqne lunation, its homelike atmosphere, the peculiar exceueno . ot its cuisiuo ana service, and it vary modes" ate prices. WILLIAM TAYLOR AND S0?t SPECIAL THROUGH CARS Daily (except Sunday) via CENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEW JERSE" Beginning June -T. 'M, leaving Scran ton at 8.20 a. m., tor Long Branch, Ocean Grove, Asbury Park, Bclinar (Ocean Beach) , Spring Lake, Sea Girt, (to. This will be kopt up for the entire season, espooially for tho accommidntlon of families, ' s it will emblo passenirers to secure and r. tain coinfortHblo Heats the entire journey, J. H. OLHAU8KN, II, P. BALDWIN, Gen. Buperintendent, Qen. Peas. Agent. t Celebrated Vernal , Podere nerer fall, as iAf and lura whn bUiA1Mbi Vik efc eV( eUU M7i nomtmt L . - . 1 - . 3 dl ChlrfceateF'i Fn11h Dloarad Bruit - Pennyroyal pills J .W '-. atara- ..Iw.ih rullahl s aieaiara satf mond kramt in 1L il uil Coid metal lloV iiioiM. soklcil with Mne rihtan. Talta i no other, fttfute 4anteruu mlttUw tionaand imittittmM. At Dtuvtfiata.ortMldaftaa. in M-nniii for partlfnlart, irstlovmUla an) 'Miff fWr arilr." inletUr.by rttara Mull. 1 (t.OOO Totimnlals. tfamu Aswr. rhlihstfrCktlumlJ.Uaiflliion RnMPfj. bj .ul Lit. Urintfii.u. I'kil! Vm CAR IIU1NS OXri". A MONTH. Wnrrcnsbiirf,', IHo., Una a Novel Street Knilwny System From tho Kansas City World. Warrensburg, Mo., hns a street rail way system end nearly three miles ot truck, over which a street car makes a trip once each month and not oftener. The rond was built five years aso by, M. Fairchtld Dowd and Frank Wood, boom-tinio promoters, ami was part of their scheme to make a. preat sum mer resort of Electile Spring.-. The built a big hotel at the springs and a strePt car line t' and through the principal streots of Warrensburg. Then the collnppe came. The franchise frranted to tho street railway by th town council required! that oars run ovtr the Una each month. so to noia tne rrancnise an oia ana rickety bob-tail car Is run out of the barn once a month, and mules ars attached to It to draw it over the line, and, then It is put up In the bam to rest another month. The road bed of tho line has been so disturbed by the frost) ami rains that the rails are twisted and bent, and the car jumps the track In polng short dis tances a great many times. Sometimes It takea two days to make the round SMS trip. Last February the ear got off the track nnd Btuck in the mud for v several days. When the car makes its regular monthly rountJ.Jje people turn out to see it and banter each, other about it. It is considered a rich Joke to Induce a traveling salesman or any; other stranger to board the car. DIt. MACT.F.OD'8 WIT. He Introduced It at a Time When It Produced Desired Beverage, The late Dr. Norman Macleod was S most facetious man, and was noted for his love for a good joke. The follow ing story Is told in corroboration of the latter remark: Shortly after he had returned from his first visit to Belmont, It happened that he was invited to ai dinner party In Glasgow. When he ar rived circumstances ifi connection with his partoral duties occurerd to prevent him being present ot the appointed time. Accordingly, on reaching the house, dinner had been served, but was not very far advanced. Having apologized for his want of punctuality, the lady of the house said those at the table would wait a few minutes, and he would soon: overtake them. While waiting, the conversation turned on the doctor's visit to the (jueen, and he was asked several questions as to how her majesyN, ty conducted herself at table, etc. Tha doctor told them he would satisfy themll all with his answers, If, in the mean- time, they allowed him to proceed. ) Soup wag first served, then fish, and ' tho doctor partook of both. ' When the rover which contained the latter was being removed, the doctor casting his eyes over the table, said: "It was just nt this stage of the dinner tho queen said to me, "Noo, Norman, I think ye'll be the better o' a dram.' " The brandy, which was on the siaeooaru, was quicKiy prouucea, ana the doctor partook of his dram amid -. shouts of laughter from all the guestaV