THE 6CBA2TTON TMBUNI-SATCBDAY MORNTtftt. AUGUST 29. 1896. NeuJs WST SIDE EVENTS. Runaway oa South Mail Avenue Fefc lows-Acker Weddinf Anno-tice-ment Newt Note. A runaway team of handsome black horses attached to a stylish surry clashed down ain avenue last evening before dark and It Is remarkable that no damage resulted. The team la the property of Franklin Howell and when the start was made they were stand ing In front of his residence on Scran ton street. The coachman left his seat to attend to something; In the rear of the wagon. While he was there the team started. The coachman hung on fur a block and when Main avenue was reached he was thrown off, the horses tearing at a fast rate down the avenue toward the South. They kept the middle of the road and were not stopped until Kynon street was reach ed. The damage was slight. TELI-OWS-ACKKR NUPTIALS. The murrlage of Miss Carrie M. Fel lows, of Tenth street, to Harry Acker, of South Mai naenue, will take place on Wednesday evening, Sept. 23, at the home of Mr. and Mrs. H. T. Fellows, parents of the bride-elect. This an nouncement will be Interesting to a host of West Side readers. Miss Fel lows Is a popular young lady and Mr. Acker Is a son of the lnte John Acker, whose surviving family 1b one of the niost prominent on the West Side. The ceremony will be at 8.30 o'clock. ' LEAGUE DELEGATES ELECTED. Delegates to the Republican league Erie convention to be held next month were elected last evening, at a meeting of the West Side Republican league. There were several sets of delegates In the field, and an Interested contest was waged. The elected ones are: Pres ident Charles E. Olver, W. H. Morgan, Thomas D. James; alternates, E. E. Robathan, Dr. J. J. Roberts, Joseph Oliver. PARTY AT BELLEVUE. Friends of Miss Annie Lewis, of Ave nue D. Hellevue, were pleasantly enter tained at her home last evening. Re freshments were served. The guests were: The Misses Gertrude Freeman, Jennie Freeman, Lillian Thomas, Uhoda Thomas, Annie Lewis, Hattle Morris, Effle Lewis, Mary Jones, Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Davis, and Messrs. John H. Thomas, Fred Petre, Will Myers. Will Morris, John Jones. Hugh Williams. John Owens and Harry Francis, of Providence, and A. T. Stover. mm SOCIAL EVENTS. Mr. and Mrs. Wlllard, of Garfield avenue, entertained friends Thursday evening In honor of their guest, Miss Lizzie Warner, of Wllkes-Tiarre. A pleasant wy si'rrt. Those pres ent were: Misses France Phillips, Helen Davis, Jennit I.ewK' i'lua Dunk erly, Myrtle Dor. Sadie Cramer, Lizzie Phillips, Mary Jones, Mabel Holdry, Edith Evans, Emily Evans, Lizzie Warner, Miss Paten, and Messrs. Chester Weiss, James Cooper, Will Davis, Charles St. John, Fred Strong, Will Lorlmer. AVI11 Frank, Sam Fin berg. Harrv Adams. Hnrrv Anirie. Louis Roberts and Mr. Dare. One night during the early part of this week a band-wagon full of Jolly people went to Peckvllle and return. The driver was Richard Davis, of Tay lor, and among those in the vehicle were: Mr. and Mrs. Horace Daniels, Mr. end Mrs. Arlle Williams, Misses Jen nette Engles, Sadie Moses, Edith Van Ilupklrk, Miss Cramer, Lucy Squiers, Ida Sperber, Lena King, Susan Morris and John Jones, Charles Gaylor, Fred Wlnslow, Will Gordon, John Morgan, Charles Wilkes and Dan Jones, of Tay lor; and Misses Hannah Jenkins and Jessie Moore, of the West Side. Miss Eva Apgar was fourteen years old Wednesday and her friends paid her a party visit at the Apgar farm house, on South Main avenue. Those present were: Katie Chase, Esther Saunders, Norbs Thomas, Edith Hous er. Ida Whlteford, May Acker, Kate Boyd, Annie Leidner, Bessie WagstalT, Martha Price, Nettle Snow, Lizzie Davis, Annie Williams, Ray Williams, Kdna Stevans, Edna Freeman, Leola Highfield, Laura Stubbleblne, Joey Cleary, Gladys Samuel, Miriam Berry, Lizzie Davis, Nettle Davis, Edith Davis, Bertha Saunders, John B. Jones, Frank Collins. Harry Ives, Jay Highfield, Gus Leidner, Willie Rogers, William Harris, Dannie Evans, Chester Williams, Leo HI All II 189 i MILLION patriotic yoters have rec II ognized the confusion of our pub lic politics, and are determined toinform themselves, and stand like patriots in the hour of their peril and vote to the best of their knowledge, for the best interests of the common people of the whole country. It means further that every voter wants to know, not only the doctrines, of his own party, but the views of all other parties and the reason for the differences Gold, Silver, Tariff and Free Trade. To this end we have secured a complete handbook of public po litical Information, edited by Lawrence F, Prcscott, WHICH WE WILL PRESENT TO THE PURCHASER OF ANY MEN'S SUIT. The SAMTERS o! tb?, Stibtirbs. Chary, Arthur Peters, Elliot Highfield. Griffith Rogers, Eddie Doves and Lydle Bryant. SHORTER PARAGRAPHS. Attorney W. R. Lewis has returned from Atlantio City. Attorney W. Gaylord Thomas has ended a ourney through the state. Miss Agnes Gerrlty, of Fifth avenue, and Miss Lizzie Mulvey, of Wilkes liarre. Is visiting at Nichols, N. T. A daughter has been born to Mr. and Mrs. James Bern, of Hampton street. David Hopkins Is home from Atlan tic City. David Walters, of Clarke Bros.' Bash store, leaves today for Harvey's like where he will spend a few days with his family who are spending some time there. S. F. York Is home from a stay at Wlnola. Misses Annie and Sarah Wy'nn, of Mahanoy City, are visiting at the home of Mr. and Mrs. John Reese, of Wash burn street. Evan R. Williams, Jr., of Hampton street, spent a portion of the week with friends at Clark's Summit. The funeral of the late John Cawley will take place tomorrow afternoon from the residence of his parents on Price street. Interment will be made in Hyde Park Catholic cemetery. Miss Jemima Jones, of North Brom ley avenue, spent two days of the past week with her sister, Mrs. Frank Case, at Clark's Summit. Miss Nina Clifford, of Green Ridge, Is spending a few days with Miss Car rie Fellows, of Tenth street. Machinists and carpenters are mak ing extensive repairs at the Archbald mine. Mr. and Mrs. T. E. Price are homo from a visit at Wysock, Pa Miss Laura Ogden, of Jersey City, Is the guest of Miss Adeline Hall, of outh Main avenue. Daniel Phillips, Robert Eldred and Lin Decker returned yesterday from the state Patriotic Order Sons of Amer ica convention at Allentown, where they represented Camp 178. Miss Maud Moses, of Eynon street, Is Itdting Mrs. Terra Jones, of Nanti coke. v Harry Games, of Montrose, Is visit ing here. Mr. William Jamelson Is treating his residence to a new coat of paint. The work Is being done by Contractor Kee nan. J. F. Williams, tea merchant of Lack awanna avenue. Is at Lock Island. J. W. Roberts, the North Main ave nue tailor, leaves today on a business trip to Philadelphia. . Miss Huber, of Danville, Is visiting on this side. A child of Mr. and Mrs. Mott Flelch died yesterday at their home on Hamp ton street, and will be burled Sunday afternoon. An entertainment was well given at the Jackson Street Baptist church last night and following the entertainment the ladles of the church served refresh ments down stairs. A new church or gan recently purchased, was last night used for the first time. It Is a hand some looking Instrument and gives forth a melodious volume. In the en tertainment the participants were: Miss DeGraw, Olive Price, Nettle Lew is, Jemima Jonen, Bessie Slote, Miner va Hopp, John Jones, Philip Warron, and Edwin Bowen. Miss Nellie M. Thomas was accompanist. Miss Hopp's whistling was remarkably wonderful. The meetings of the Volunteers, Hyde Park post, will be held In the tent at the corner of Main avenue and Price street, and will be as follows: 10.30 a. m., free salvation; 3 p. m.. Christians' pralso service; 8 p. m revival service, led by Staff Captain Lockyer. His sub ect will be "One Thousand and One on the Spree." Miss Jessie Kemmerer, of Factory vllle, was the guest of Miss Mabel Dershlmer for two days this week. West Side Business Directory. HARRIET J. DAVIS, FLORIST.-Cut flowers and funeral designs a specialty; 104 South Main avenue; two doors from Jackson street. PHOTOGRAPHER. Cabinet photos. $1.40 per dozen. They are Just lovely. Con vince yourself by calling at Starner's Photo Parlors, 101 and 103 South Main avenue. SECOND HAND FURNITURE. Cash for anything you have to sell. Furniture, Stoves, Tools, etc. Call and see the stock of J. c. King, low and 1026 Jack son street. Plllsbury Flour mills have a capao Ity of 17,600 barrels a day. . SOUTH SIDE NEWS. Movemeit to Incorporate Mlaooka, Greenwood and Moosic Into a Borouf b. A petition Is In circulation among the property owners and voters of Mlnooka, Greenwood and Moosic, which. If It is acceptable to a majority of them and they sign It, will be presented to the November grand jury praying that these places be allowed to consolidate Into a borough. A petition Is now filed of record in court by the residents of the Pyne, Archbald, Sloan, Hampton and Continental villages asking to be grant ed leave to organize the borough of Pyne. The Delaware, Lackawanna and Western Railroad company and the Lackawanna Iron and Coal company, owning flve-stxths of. the property, are willing that Pyne borough should be formed. It Is regarded as almost a fore gone conclusion that it will be formed, and in that event Lackawanna town ship will be left with but Mlnooka, Greenwood and Moosic. As a matter qf protection, the people of these places are seeking to get a borough also; for as a township they would tlounder along like a ship at sea without a rudder, It remains to be seen whether the peo ple of Mlnooka who are anxious to see that place annexed to the city will fight the proposed borough or not HE WON IT ON BASE BALL. Messra McCoy. Goddard and Hart- man at the Scranton Axle works, six weeks ago began betting cigars on the result of the games played by the Scran ton base ball club. They bet on every game and a few days ago decided to settle up. Mr. McCoy was more fortu nate In his guesses and yesterday re ceived payment In the shape ot a cigar large enough for Gulliver to smoke. It was manufactured by W illiam Koch, of Cedar avenue, and Is three feet long. Mr. McCoy Is going to smoke It when he has about a six weeks' vacation. SOUTH SIDE Y. W. C. A. Gospel meeting at rooms 1,021 Cedar avenue, Sunday afternoon at 3.45 p. m. It Is hoped many will be present. It Is expected that Miss Root will be with the association again the early part of next week. SHORTER PARAGRAPHS. Secretary A. G. Hewitt Invites all young men who believe In sound money and protection to join the Colonel E. H. Ripple club of the Twentieth ward. There will be a meeting at Phillips' hall this evening to elect a delegate to the state league convention at Erie. The Sunday school of Cedar Avenue Methodist Episcopal church will hold a picnic today at Artesian Well grove. Edwin Jones, superintendent of the school, will be In charge. Mr. and Mrs. Simon Scheuer and daughter, Lizzie, of Cedar avenue, have gone to New York city on a visit. PUOVIDENCK. Dr. Bower performed a critical opera tion yesterday on the 5-year-old child of Peter Toomey, of Spring street. He successfully removed an abscess on the mastoid portion of the skull,, situated back of the ear. This abscess has somewhat affected the child's brain. C. W. Hoyt, ot Montrose, was here yesterday. Mrs. W. J. Lewis and daughter, EfTle, of Edna avenue, are at Ocean Grove. Mrs. T. J. Hoeg and daughter. Hazel, of North Main avenue, are visiting at Walton, N. Y, Miss Lizzie Davis, of Brick avenue, leaves today for a few days' stay with friends in Pittston. William Williams, of Wllkes-Barre, Is the guest of John Jervls, of North Main avenue. Miss Belle Moran. of Pittston, Is en tertained by the Misses Maloney, of Ferdinand street. Rev. W. Q. Watklns will occupy his pulpit tomorrow in the North Main Ave nue Baptist church. Morning theme, "Help, Unexpected and Exhaustless;" evening theme. "The Creed of the Sen sualist." Bible school at 2.30 p. m., un der the superlntendency of William ChappelL W. J. Owen, Douglass Itterly and Thomas Llewellyn have returned after a week's visit in New York. Rev. D. M. Kinter, pastor of the Prov idence Christian church, will preach to. morrow morning on "God First," and in the evening Rev. Mr. Richards, who has just returned from a European trip, will give an Interesting lecture on his tour to Rome and other places of In terest. Seats free. At the Primitive Methodist church to morrow, services will be held in the enlarged and commodious school room at 10.30 a. m. and 7 p. m. The pastor will preach on the subject, "Four Things Better Than Gold." The funeral of the late Martin Kear ney, of Perry avenue, occurred yester day afternoon. Services were held In the Holy Rosary church. Storr's Inside Accidental fund, of which he was a member, attended in a body. Mrs. Bryan Moran, of Pike street. Is seriously ill. Master Harry Sims, of 'West Market street, who has been summering at At lantic City, returned last evening. James Flynn, of Warren street, is lit Born To Mr. and Mrs. , William Owens, bf Green street, a boy. Miss Katie Saltry, ot West Market street, Is home from Lake Wlnola. Miss Abble May Shepherd, of Phila delphia, has returned to her home, af ter a stay of several days with her uncle, Rev. W. O. Watklns. Many from this place will attend the excursion today to Cooperstown. UUNAIOKE. The St Agnes guild of St Mark's church, which has done so much In de lighting the people of Dun more with excellent dramas and operettas, are at work on a new drama entitled "Anita's Trial," which they will give In Man ley's hall on Sept. 17. Professor N. T. Houser, superintend ent of schools, has returned from his vacation, which he spent at the home Of his parents In Stroudsburg. Walter Bone, of Prospect Park, la visiting friends In Nobleton. Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Ruth, of New York city, are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. William Hunt, of Dflnker street. Miss Elisabeth Drinker, of New York city. Is visiting friends in town. Mrs. George Dawson and daughter, the ' girl dancer, Daisy Dawson, of Buffalo, are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. 8. w Smith, ot Webster avenue. Mr. and Mrs. James Netherlands of Pittston, are visiting Mr. and Mra James Thompson, of Clay avenue. . Charles Washburn had his foot crushed while at work at the stent jrorka yesterday. Hs was takta U his home in Prospect Park, where the Injured member iwas treated. He U progressing favorably. The funeral of Carlton Letchworth took place yesterday afternoon from the home of his parents on Chestnut street Otto Winters, of Blakely street re turned from his annual vacatlon.whlch he .spent this year at Lake Wlnola Miss O. Jones, of Brook street has turned from a visit with friends In Salem. Charles L. Jay, of Webster avenue, Is convalescing after a few days' Ill ness. Miss Florence Weber,' of Drinker street, is visiting friends in Pittston. Mrs. Frank Baxter.of Blakely street. Is visiting relatives In Forty Fort. The Instruments for the drum and fife corps which was recently organ ised among a few members of the Loy al Temperance legion, have arrived. GREEN RIDGE. Four candidates were Initiated at the Beatrice Rebekah Lodge No. 70 L O. O. F., last evening. Mrs. C. Scrambler, of Wyoming ave nue, who has been spending a few days in Honesdale, has returned home. Harry Wedeman, of East Market street, has purchased a new wheel. M. H. Carpenter and J. M. Atherton and families have returned from a fish ing trip at Fleetvllle. They report a successful catch of 70 pickerel Mrs. Coleman and sons, Charlie and Clydo, aro again at their home on Deluwre street, after visiting with friends at Ararat. Mr. Erhardt and family, of Capouse avenue, returned this week from the country where they have been spend ing a short time. Miss Edith Jones, ot Monsey avenue, spent this week with her sister, Mrs. Will Mainard, of Providence. L. D. Coleman returned Thursday from Elkdale where he has been spend ing a few days, Mrs. Carr, of Capouse avenue, enter taining her niece from Blnghamton. Mrs. Kiefer, ot Dickson avenue. Is slowly recovering from her recent ill ness. M1NOOKA. Miss Lizzie Walsh, of Plymouth, Is visiting Miss Eleanor Casey, on Staf ford street. The South Side team will play Car ter's Cuban Giants on the Brickyard frounds Saturday afternoon, Mra Bert Hanks, ot Lee, Pa., is vis ing her parents In Greenwood. The local and the Corey Hollow Pounders will battle for honors on Coyne's grounds on Sunday mornin. The Greenwood collieries will not be worked until Tuesday. DUN'S REVIEW OF TRADE. Anthracite Has Been Advanced Twenty five Cents for September I. Other Business Conditions. New York, Aug 28. R. O. Dun & Co. will say tomorrow in their weekly review of trade: Failures for the week have been 2SS In the United Staes against 186 last year and 33 in Canada against 42 last year. '' Clearing house certificates have not been issued, but instead gold Is coming hither largely on the swiftest steam ers, about $10,000,000 being already on the way. Higher loaning rates bring It, notwithstanding foreign events which disturb London markets. The growing confidence in the monetary future of the country helps. The shrinkage of merchandise Imports and the increase ot exports also help. These tendencies all help to lessen the strain. Liabilities In failures for three weeks ending August 20, were $20,932,285 against $6,519,266 last year an $8,214, 470 In 1894. The stoppage ot Hilton Hughes & Co. this week Is of course, not Included in these figures. The stoppage of works also continues Including among other iron concerns., the Illlnolos Steel plant at Hammond, Ind., and the Lakeside Nail Works thre. Disruption of the tin plate as sociation results from Inability of many concerns to go on paying wages de manded and will presumably be fol lowed by the Btoppage of some. Other Iron works are getlng very little new business and there is so little doing that quotations are almost nominal. Anthracite hat again been advanced, 25 cents September 1st. Leather Is a shade weaker and hides again lose about 2 per cent, for the week. Speculation In products caused an advance of $1.62 cents In wheat, but by Thursday it had been lost, only to rise again and close at nearly the top. Heavy western receipts continue low as prices are. Corn declined on Thurs day to 26.25 cents here and 27 at Chica go, which Is close to the lowest known. Crop advices continue almost favor able, but western receipts Indicate less disposition to sell at current figures. Cotton has reacted sharply from Its ad vance to 8.C2 cents and 8 Is now quoted with little demand. A large estimate by Nelll Is aid to be forthcoming. Latest reports are somewhat more favorable, and the narrowness of demand with many mills closed has an Inuence, but stocks of goods In some branches are :gettlng low. Domestic business show by clearing Is small for the week 15 per cent, less than last year. The railroad earnings for the last week reported are slightly more favorable than for the second week, and the month's returns thus far 3.1 per cent, less than last yaer and 14.S per cent less than In 1892. Sionx Bask Failure. Sioux City, la., Aug. 28. Heavy with drawals of deposits caused the failure of Bloux National bank here this morning. No accurate estimate of assets and II a billtes can be given. They will probably be about $950,000 each. English Capital for American Invest ments. Important to Americans seeking Eng lish capital for new enterprises. A list containing the names and addresses of $50 successful -promoters who have placed over 100,000,000 sterling In for eign investments within the last six years, and over 18.000,000 for the seven months of 1895. Price 5 or $25, payable by postal order to the London and Uni versal Bureau of Investors, 20. Cheap side, London, K. C Subscribers will be entitled, by arrangement with the directors to receive either personal or letters of Introduction to any. of these successful promoters. This list Is first class in every re spect and every man or firm whose name appears therein may be depend ed upon. For placing the following it will be found Invaluable Bonds or Shares of Industrial, Commercial and Financial Concerns, Mortgage loans, Sals of Lands, Patents or Mines. Directors SIR EDWARD C. ROSS, HON. WALTER C PEPTB, (tAPT. ARTHUR STIFFS, - - : . Coprrlat COLLAPSE OF THE BOY ORATOR Evidence That His Eastern Trip His Been a Flat Failnre. DRAW1NQ CARD AS A FREAK ONLY DeiMcratic Leaders Unable to Choke Off the Oratorical wind Are Glad That His Face Has Been Tamed Toward the Wild West Again. A Comparison with Ex-President Harrison. Bureau of The Tribune, (01 14th street, N. W.. Washington, Aug. 28. Everybody, even the free sliver Dem ocrats, agree that Mr. Bryan la talking too much for a presidential candidate. To say the least. It Is below tho dignity of the office to which he aspires to stump the country in his own behalf. It his speeches measured up to those deliv ered by ex-President Harrison from the rear platform of the train which carried him across the continent five years ago, there might be some ex cuse for Mr. Bryan's course. But they fall far short of the utterances of a statesman. They are common place to begin with, and are too long and windy to be read with any degree of interest or intelligence. Nobody appreciates these short-comings of Mr. Bryan more fully than the Democratic leaders. They are helpless, however, for talk is the "long suit" of their candidate. If he was not permitted to "Bhoot oft his mouth" at every place his train stops Mr. Bryan would. Indeed, be a very mis erable and unhappy man. His man agers, therefore, are glad that he Is leaving "the enemy's country," as Mr. Bryan is wont to call the east, where he has made no convert.) to free sliver during his two weeks' sojourn. Mr. Bryan will, therefore, confine most ot his speech-making to the south and west during the remainder of the campaign. He has certainly failed to "electrify" the east. Before he left his far-off western home, Mr. Bryan be came Imbued with the Idea that he would "take the east by storm," and that the voters In that section would simply stampede to him and his free silver fallacy. But they failed to stam pede; hence Mr. Bryan's determination to confine his future speech-making and "electrifying" to other sections of the country. The other evening a party of gentle men at an up-town hotel were contrast ing Bryan's speeches with those de livered by ex-President Harrison on his western trip five years ago. A support er of the "Boy Orator" attempted to apologize for his weakness In that di rection by saying that Mr. Harrison was twenty-five or thirty years older than Mr. Bryan. To this a McKlnley man replied; "Then, he (Bryan) oughUo wait un til he Is old enough to have good sense before he aspires to the presidency." The laugh as well as the drinks were on the "Boy Orator's" champion. Bryan's managers and friends here sny that the half-hearted hospitality of Senator Hill to the boy orator was in the nature of an Intuit to their candi date. He fed the Popullstlc couple as any Boniface of a wayside Inn would have done. The cut lay in the fact that after feeding them Hill refused to par ticipate In the reception or attend the meeting to hear Bryan speak. Itryan expected no Buch treatment, his friends say; that it he had known of such a programme he would have refused to dine with tho New Yorker. One friend pictures Bryan as saying with Ophelia Just before she entered Into her demented state wherein she de clares: "To a noble mind "Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind." There has been a decided slump dis cernible In the Bryan movement. Even his sanguine and enthusiastic manag ers admit as much. But they explain it away as a necessary reaction after the Bryan demonstrations. Represen tative Richardson, in charge of the campaign headquarters, says that if there has been a set back to the Bryan movement, that before the close of the campaign another tidal wave will set In again, and he prognosticates, just in time to sweep him into the White house. Mr. Richardson is making: all sorts of claims for the next house. He even Improves on Faulkner's figures. But Richardson's judgment In the mat ter Is not sound, for he Is an Interested party. Already certain enthusiastic Democratic nominees in their belief in their own election are pledging them selves to the Tall Wire gross of the Cumberland tor speaker in case the next house Is Bryanited. Richardson Is doing some able work and as far as can be discovered he and Jones are the whole of the campaign commit tee. W. R. H. Biddy's Clothes-Pin Leg. ''If there is one thing I despise more than another," remarked a gentleman the other day, "It Is a man who does not regard the truth with sacred awe. I notice the local papers are full of big egg, big pumpkin, and other stories of that sort that have little merit In them, and I fear that some of them do not even have the redeeming.vlrtue of be ing strictly true. I belelve they are ex aggerated. Now I have a story for you that Is not only a good one, but It Is true. What does a story amount to If It is not true? Any fool can make up a lie. I hate a liar. Here is my story: "I was down in Indiana county the other day and stopped at a frm house for dinner. After dinner I sat down on the porch to take a smoke. I saw an old hen hobbling about in a very awk ward way, and I said to the farmer's wife: " 'Madam, what is the matter with that hen 7' ' " 'That hen,' said she, 'la lame. It has an artificial leg.' " 'Oh, It has, has It?' " 'Yes. You know there was some very cold weather last winter, and one night the hen froze her leg off. I pitied her. I nursed her and doctored her up, and she finally got well. But she couldn't walk on one leg. So I just stuck a clothes pin on the stump of her leg, tied a strig around It to hold It on, and she does very well with It.' " 'Well, well,' I said. ''If that isn't strange!' " 'Yes,' replied the good lady, with a smile, 'but that Isn't the strange part of It.' "No!' " 'No, Indeed! The strange part of It happened afterward, and one would scarcely believe it if one hadn't seen It with one's own eyes. This spring that hen with the clothes-pin leg wanted to hatch. I didn't think she could. 'Fraid shed break the eggs with her stump. But I kind o' pitied her. 'cause she was a cripple, and I put thirteen eggs under her. sne stuck light to her business for three weeks and never broke an egg hatched out every chicken.' " 'Well,' I said, 'that is not so remark able.' " 'No replied the woman, "that was not so very odd, but that Isn't It The funny part of It was that every one of those little chickens had a wooden bcl' FoaxauUwnex "gplrlj . MARKETS AND STOCKS Wall Street Review New York, Aug. 28 Stocks today showed some slight Improvement both in volume of business and in price. The transactions In stocks aggregated 190,764 shares. This in ordinary times would be considered of insignificant proportions, but it makes quite a favorable comparison with the dealings on previous days of the week and gave) the brokers hope ef better things. The influx ot gold was the dom inating influence, the engagements since the Import movement started about ten days ago footing up nearly twelve mill ion dolalrs. Better still, the foreign ex changes are demoralised and everything points to a continuance of the movement of the yelolw metal from Europe to ths United States. Speculation closed strong with prloes at or near tha best figures of the day. Net changes show advance of H atVi per cent. Furnished by WILLIAM LINN. AL LEN tt CO., stock brokers. 41$ Bpruco street Open- High- Low- Clos ing, est. est Int. Am. Tobacco Co .... fit 58 66 57 Am. Bug. Re'g Co ..104H 105 VAVk 100 Atch., To. A S. Fe .. 1UH 10 K4 10 Can. South 43'4 434 4J14 43 Chicago das 61 ',4 62 61 62 Chic. & N. W M M4 M 4 Chlo., B. tc Q i& 50 68 60 C. C. C. & St. It 22 22 22 21 Chic, Mil. & St. P .. 64 65 64 (5 Chic, R. I. & P 53 64 63 64 D. , U & W 14 14ti 156 140 Dist. & C. F 4 4 4 4 Gen. Electric 23 24 3 24 Lake Shore 140 140 140 140 Louis. & Nash 38 39 38 39 M. K. Texas, Pr.. 20 21 20 21 Manhattan Ele 7G 79 70V 78 Mo. Paclflo 10 l(f 16 K Nat .Lead 18 18 18 18 N. J. Central 92 3 92 85 N. Y. Central 91 92 9 92 N. Y L. B. ft W .... 12 12 12 12 Nor. Pacific 9 9 S Omaha 33 34 33; $4 Pacltlo Mall 17 17 17 17 Phil, ft Read 7 7 7 7 Southern R. R.. Pr.. 19 19 19 19 Tenn., C. ft Iron .... 1( 17 1 10 Texas Paclflo 6 6 6 6 Western Union 74 76 74 71 W. L. 6 6 6 6 U. S. Leather. Pr .. 43 44 48 44 CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE PRICES. WHEAT. . Open.- High- Low- Clos fng. est. est. Ins. September 60 67 68 68 December 69 60 09 60 OATS. September 16 . !fi 15 18 December 16 16 18 16 CORN. September 20 21 20 21 December 22 22 . 22 22 LARD. September 3.30 3.3K $.30 $.35 December 3..r.2 3..V $.53 $.62 January $.73 $.77 $7$ $.76 PORK. September 6.55 5.6S G.D5 6.C2 January 8.85 6.90 (.$0 .90 Scranton Board of Trade Exchange Quotatlons--AII Quotation Based on Par of 100. Name. Dime Dep. ft Dls. Bank Bcranton Lace Curtain Co. .. National Boring ft Drlll'g Co First National Bank Bcranton Jar ft Stopper Co... Elmhurst Boulevard Co Bcranton Savings Bank Bonta Plata Glass Co Bcranton Packing Co Weston Mill Co LacEawanna Iron & Steel Co. Third National Bank Throop Novelty M'fg. Co. .. Scranton Traction Co Scranton Axle Works Lack's Trust ft Safe Dep. Co. BONDS. Scranton Glass Co. Bcranton Pass. Railway, first mortgage due 1918 People's Street Railway, first mortgage due 1918 Scranton ft Pittston Trac. Co. People's Street Railway, Sec ond mortgage due 1920 Dickson Manufacturing Co, , Lacks. Township School t.. City of Scranton Bt. Imp t Borough of Wlnton t Mt. Vernon Cool Co Bcranton Axle Works Scranton Traction Co Al. Asked. 140 ... 6 $0 164 200 as M 10 10 w $j0 ISO io 21 80 166 10$ m 'it 110 119 119 90 100 103 103 100 IS 100 96 New York Produce Market. New York, Aug. 28. Flour-Quiet, firm, unchanged. Wheat Spot market dull, firmer with options; f. o. b., 68c: un graded red, 6HaG9c.; No. 1 northern, 69c; options fairly active; May, 71c; August and September, 64c; October, 65c; November, 66c: December, 67o. Corn Spots less active, firmer; No. 2, 26c, elevntor; 27c. afloat; options fairly ac tive; August, 26c; Beptember, 2iaa6;.; closing, 26c; October, closing 27c; De cember, 29c; May, 31c. Oats Bpots uqlet, steady; options dull, steady; August, 20c; September, 20c; October, 20c; December, 21 He: spot prices. No. 2, 20c; No. 2 white, ?4c; No. $ Chicago, 21c; No. 3, 17c; No. 3 white, 20a2lc.; mixed western, lSa21H-c; white do., 20a2Ac; whlto state, 20a29e. Beef Dull. Beet Hams Firm. Dried Beef Dul, easy. Cut meats Firm, wanted. Lard Quiet; western steam, $1.75; city, $3.50: September, $3.77 asked; refined, dull and quiet. Pork Firm, moderate demand. Butter Steady, moderately active. Cheese Quiet, un changed. Eggs Fairly active, steady. Buffalo Live Stork. Buffalo, Aug. 28. Cattle Market dull and quiet; veal, good to choice, $.".25a7; common to fair, $4.20aS. Hogs Market fairly active, but a shade lower; Yorkers, good weights, S3.65a3.70; light, $3.70; pigs, $3.60a3,70; mixed packers, 33.Ma3.55; medium heavy, 33.40a3.45; roughs, $2.85a3.10; stags, J2.25a2.75. LambsMarket dull and lower; sheep about steady; choice to prime na tive lambs, $5.10a5.35: fair to good. 34.50a5; culls and common, $3a4.25; mixed sheep, good to choice $3.70a4; common to fair, J3.C5a4.50; export ewes, $3.75a4; export wethers, $l.25a4.40. A WOMAN'S ITOUR. Told the Court What She Did to Kill Time Between 8 and V O'clock. From the Detroit Free Press. "Please state to the court exactly what you did between 8 and 9 o'clock on Wednesday morning," said a lawyer to a delicate looking little woman on the witness stand. "Well," she said, after a moment's reflection, "I washed my two children and got them ready for school and sewed a button on Johnny's coat and mended a rent In Nellie's dress. Then I tidied up my siting room and made two beds and watered my house plants and glanced ovor the morning paper. Then I dusted my parlor and set things to right In it and washed some lamp chimneys and combed my baby's hair and sewed a button on one of her little shoes, and then I swept out my front entry and brushed and put away the children's Sunday clothes and wrote a note to Johnny's teacher, asking her to excuse him for not being at school on Friday. Then I fed my canary bird and gave the grocery man an order and swept oft the back porch, and then I sat down and rested for a few minutes before the clock struck 9. That's all.'' "All!" said the dazed lawyer. "Ex cuse me, Judge; I must get my breath It ths Baby Is Catting Testa. Mrs. Wlnslow t: soothing yvnp has been used for over Fifty Years by Mil lions of Mothers for tjelr Children while Teething;, with Perfect Suooess. It Soothes the Child. Softens the Oums. Allays all Palai Cures Wind CoUo and It tha best remedy for Diarrhoea. Sold by Druggists la every part ot ths world. Be sure and ask for "Mrs, Wlnslnw's Soothing Syrup." and take bo othar Kxtatz-flTt Mats a. tetua o CASTORIA For Ixifantif and.Childm. STABLHEao FARM OK&IIAU TIES hs3ft r IMICA. AXLElGREASC BT -jfci .eisutjHeLwmojsiiLHMiJiiwoMa1! I 1,11 -on-.' M 1 Ufn junk ,,tnnimt bn&Hts, W8Kf HARNESS 0K I tHCJCSKMMSSM.iiBI IWonnr'unfvrxTFp- aa I war-. r, . . I Ooach dnd' C'arrlage.CftnoisW FOR SALE BY THE CO SCRANTON. PA. Spring House HEART LAKE. SUSO'A CO. , II. L CROFUT, PROPRIETOR. THIS HOUBB Is strictly temperance, ts new and well furnished and OPfilNSO TO THE PUBLIC THJfi YEAR ROUND, IS located midway between Blnghamton aal Scranton, on tha Montrose and Lacka wanna Railroad, six miles from D., I. a W. R. R. at Alford Station, and live miles from Montrose; capacity sighty-Ovst three minutes' walk from railroad station. House situated 100 feet from ths take, wide veranda extends the entlrs lsngts) of the house, which Is 100 feet Row Boats, Fishing Tsckl, Etc. Free to (Jussts. Altitude about 1,000 feet, equalling In this respect ine jiaironaaca; ana vi Mountains. rui scenery, maKing a summer neson excelled in oeauty ana cheapness. i i . , AND PLENTY OF MILK. Excursion tickets sold at all stations V.. I A W. lines. Porter meets all trains. JAMES MOIR, THE MERCHANT TAILO Has Moved to HU New 402 Lackawanna Av Entrance on side next to First Nati Dank. He has now in s fl Comprising everything requisite for Sao llerehant Tailoring. 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