0 CHAT ABOUT THE BIG CONFERENCE Bishop McCtbe's Savprisiix Fi(ires oa Methodist Activity. MILLIONS SPENT FOR GOO'S WORK Questions of Vast -Moment Cob sidcred, Like Time Limit, Lay Representation and the LikePer koaality of Lcuding Delegate. H. T., In Philadelphia Press. There la no gathering of religious workers just like tho Methodist general conference, which has just adjourned, and no church which gets periodically the thorough advertising this does by means of tfcc r.olsy proceedings of this body. Bishop McCabe, who makes a specialty of church statistics, vouches for the statement that one-third of this church, as It stand today with its 2.750,000 members, is the creation of the lust twelve years, and that in the for eign missions of the church more con verts have been made in these last twelve years than In nil the years pre ceding. Another of his astonishing statements is that this church gives annuully to the work of God nt home and abroad about $?4,O00,O0O. Ho that." as he graphically puts it, the Methodist KnlBcoDnl church could annually by it contributions reproduce the great' White City of tho Worlds fair, ana have each year a Burplus of $4,000,000 for Docket. money. BLOW IN REFORMS. The marvelous success of this church has Its Influence, no doubt In causing the conference to move as slowly as It does In making changes. The woman question has been acute for more than eight years, yet It Is still unsettled. Longer still have the laymen clamored for additional recognition; yet this con ference has voted that it will not give the membership of the church a direct vote In sending representatives to this body and has refused to commit itself to thedons pending proposition to make the laymen In it equal In number with the ministers. The only thing possible Is to submit the question for & third time to tho annual conferences, and . what the result Is likely to be the read er can infer from the adverse fate the same proposal has met from those bod lee In the two quadrennlums Just closed. Never were the laity of the church more bent upon reform, and, to their credit It should be said, they never held themselves under better control. One point of special soreness Is that the ministers .insist still upon keeping to themselves all the great church ofllces. They have refused again even to permit laymen to a share In the responsible management of the book concern, strictly secular though that business it. The two lay candidates, Charles R. Mu gee for the New York agency, and George B. Johnson for the Cincinnati house, each ran up to about 170 votes, but they could get no higher. Never theless the lay delegates though they felt sore, kept a cool head. They did not draw the line very closely In the voting, and this was the ftrBt general conference at which they failed to show their strength by demanding a vote by orders. THE TIME LIMIT. The vote In committee for removing the time limit was 28 in favor of 38 against, a vote which would probably represent the sentiments of the entire conference. It Is very significant, by the way, that the demand for removal comes almost entirely from the min isters, andthat the laity areoverwhelm ingly against It. There probably came -to the general conference as many me- loYl&Is urging the continuance or tne time limit as petitions asking that It be abolished. Not a few urged a return to the former limit of three years. The committee on Itinerancy reported that, at the farthest there should be no change other than to provide that in extremely exceptional eases the term of a pastorate may extend to ten years, and even this Is not advised except as it may be demanded by a three-fourths vote of the quarterly conference, and the subsequent concurrence of the bishop and three-fourths of his cabinet. Not only so, but the presiding elder of the district must also concur; and all these checks and "guards are to operate actively in every year. So that, even If the new plan should be adopted, it would not all follow that the man who went back for his sixth year would continue in undisturbed possession of his church for the proposed limit of ten years, or that he would necessarily be appointed for even a seventh year. Incidentally, the Christian Endeavor society figured in the proceedings, and there was widespread misapprehension on this subject. In a committee meet ing, Dr. Quayle, of Kansas City, had referred, by the way of illustration, to the action of a body of Endeavorers In proclaiming publicly that at a certain time they would offer special prayer for Colonel Ingersoll. This action he " called Idiotic. He was Intending to how, I think, that Christian Endea vorers were not necessarily perfect. He did npt say the Christian Endeavor or ganisation was an idiotic society, nor that,-all belonging to it were of that : i , character. ' Many, however, thought i , that Dr. Quayle called that wld?ly-ad- ' 'ertlsed act or the Cleveland Christian Endeavorers by its true name. That Is why the conference, after hearing the doctor's statement, declined to con demn him, and. It Is not In the least - surprising, nor nvas It discourteous, tu that the conference should rrfure, at the aante, time; to perform such an act of . supererogation as would necessarily . VlBtrA h.on I V-n I T In V, Mntlnn m.tttnh asked It fully to indorse that great so- cletjr. v- -'PHBISTTAJJ PVTyiSAVrtR i naturally, -tiowever, mere-is sensi- v ' IIVVIICTBB, HIIU II1C LUIllCIX'llUe jJIUJJUSeU - no action which Is likely to remove this. V lt did "not -commit Itself to practical affiliation with.. the Christian Endeavor movement, ngjv did it favor the addl- t xion iu us. jbpwunn leagues oi xnc Aiiiniuun n-nueuvur names. vvnere Christian .Endeavor societies still ex ist In Methodist churches, they will not be interfered with, excepting as the trend (toward the Epworth league may cause' such Interference. But the ' or .i . i ganisation witnin tne Methodist fold of new Christian Endeavor societies will not be encouraged, nor will it, from ' this time, be according to to discipline; the simple reason for this advanced . attltllriA tit ttlA ivmferAnno la that lha .Methodist church has now a young people's society of its own, and that the opinion seems to prevail that It is better for Methodist young people to be strict Methodists. viic ui -uiv uiuvi. imernsiini; scenes at . the conference was that deeply impres sive service at which -Its new bishops were consecrated. Owing to the action of the day before 'In electing Dr. J. C. Hartsell as a missionary bishop to Af rica, there were three candidates In stead of two. Dr. Hartxell Is one of the most gentlemanlike-looking men in Methodism.. His bushy gray hair, not very thick upon hla-ample crown, his distinguished, chop-shaped- whiskers, adorning the face of a typical Church - of Ens-land rlprp-vmati- ffnri tha nit nf dignity - and refinement which Is al sv. ways about him.-mnka him a marked man,. and will undoubtedly be a great . help to him in the administration of his ,-. great missionary bishopric. At the - - tnoment of nta election there was 9. I touching scene. Alt felt that he was making great sacrifices and had under- .-. 1 A ,. Ht was escorted to the platform by r Bishop Andrews, and all the bishops ' pressed . forward to offer greetings. Bishop William - Taylor his heroic predecessor, now retired, was amongst ; these, and In response to loud calls lor a speech; remarked that' he merely wished to say. "Amen," from which it was Inferred that he was pleased with the man chosen to succeed him. - The consecration service being- fin ished, the delegates and spectators, the latter numbering several thousand, filed across the platform to give to the three, new bishops the warm hand of Methodlstlo godspeed. The bishops were assisted In consecrating their new colleagues by ministers who are select ed by the candidates, presumably their special friends.some of them very aged, like Dr. nust, for instance, who helped In the setting apart of Bishop Crans ton, and Professor McCabe, of Dela ware, who laid his hands on the head of his distinguished relative, the chaplain-bishop of that. name. The new bishops knelt upon - footstools. Eight years ago, when five were consecrated at New York, Bishop Newman took hi foot before kneeling, and, by a dig nified Jerk, knocked the footstool away from him, preferring to put his marrow-bones upon the hard floor. NEW BISHOPS' WIVES. Speaking of the new bishops makes mo think of their wives. What a strain these women were under during the four days' deadlock! But they sat bravely through every session. Mrs. Cranston, who Is less than 40, a charm ing woman with a Madonna-like face, was an object of special Interest ns she sat from iluy to day in the front row of a private box watching for the re turn of the tellers and listening to the announcements which might doom her to disappointment or make her the wife of a great Methodist bishop. After the election a beautiful basket of flowers adorned the front of the box she occu pied, placed there by warm admires from Cincinnati. Mrs. McCabe went through the upa and downs of the bal loting as bravely as her soldlor-hus-bnnd endured the vicissitudes of army life, and it Is questionable if she was uny more pleased when the chaplain was made a bishop, than when, long yen rs ago. ihe welcomed him home from Llbby prison. The new officials elected, other than the bishops, were the two missionary secretaries, Drs. A. J. Palmer and W. T. Smith, the former one of the most pol ished products of eastern Methodism, prim and distinguished-looking, and the latter a full-bodied, whole-souled, strong-faced representative of the type of ministers who have planted the Hag of Methodism on the far western prairies. The Eastern Book concern has for its new agent a man of the east, and this fortunate individual is Dr. George P. Mains, a favorite son of the churches of Brooklyn, who. If looks count for anything, will surely be quite as successful in this business position ns he has nhvay been in the pastorate. In the western book agency. Bishop Cranston Is succeeded by Dr. H. C. Jennings, a substantial, wholesome looking minister, hailing from Minne sota. He Is sltfthtly lame. Dr. Jen nings will preside over the Chicago house, and the senior agent. Dr. Lewis Curts. will remove to headquarters at Cincinnati. , This reminds me that Chicago is the home of Dr. Luke Hitchcock, a retired book agent of this church, and a man whose venerable and distinguished form attracted more attention than that of any other on the platform. Amongst the delegates. Been and not heard, there were few who have so striking a face, clerically speaking, as Dr. J. E. WIlllamB, of Buffalo; Dr. Mills, of Elmlra, and Dr. Luther Wil son, of Baltimore, also attracted atten tion. Both part their hair in the mid dle, but, Bpite of this, they both have brans and know-how to use them. Next to that of Dr. Buckley, no voice has been heard with more effect than that of the stalwart Dr. Leonard, the leader now of Methodism's great mis sionary hosts. One of the most useful men In the conference, and one of the most genial one whose good humor never forsook him, though It Is often sorely tried was Dr. D. S. Monroe, who completed at this time his twelfth year of effi cient service as chief secretary. The mantle of Dr. Lanahan, as a mover of the previous question, seems to have fallen these days upon Dr. J. C. Little, who, by the way. Is a very clear-headed debater, and, of Whom it Is said, that when he takes the platform you are very likely to hear, not simply his own views, but those of the bishops. One of the freeBt of the rich laymen was John E. Andrus, of New York. He It was who bid off for $f.00 the table upon which the presiding officers had broken so many gavels. That storm which broke out on Monday among delegates of the African race was quelled later by the election of Dr. Mason as a, sec retary of the Freedman's Aid soaiety. Dr. Mason was one of the best speakers and had one of the blackest faces in the whole body. HE WAS N O X C O M .VITAL. In Talking to His Wife He M as Not Very Flattering to His Typewriter. From the New York Weekly. Mrs. Broker "My dear, do you bup pose It is possible for a man, almost any man, to sit alongside of a beautiful creature all day long, watching her pretty Angers toying with a typewrit ing machine, without falling In love with her?" , Mr. Broker (suddenly becoming ab sorbed In a newspaper) "Oh, he might If she was pretty; but I never saw a pretty typewriter girl yet." "What! I saw a typewriter girl at your olilce who could" "That red-haired thing?" "Red-haired! She. has the loveliest, sunniest tresses I ever gazed on." "Don't know who you can mean. My typewriter girl has ugly hair, not beautiful black locks like yours, my dear; and her eyes, Instead of being such a charming, soulful, black-brown, like yours, are a watery gray." "They are divinely blue." "And her mouth doesn't look as If it were made for anything but pie." "I I thought she had the mouth of a cherub." - "And I do hate pug-noses." $ "Queer. I had an idea that It was Grecian." "Besides. I can't bear these thin, bony, rail-fence women. (Resumes reading.) ' Mrs. Broker (aslde)-i"She has the face of a Madonna and the form of a sylph; but, bless his fond, foolish heart, he hasn't eys for anyone but me." THE ABSENT MINDED MAN. Why He Thought His Sandwich Was Dry and Tasteless. The absent-minded man took his seat at the restaurant table and, as usual, burled his face at once In a newspaper, A waiter placed a bill of fare, a napkin and a knife and fork in front of htm and stood two or three minutes un noticed before asking: "What Bhall I bring you, sir?" "What's that?" said the absent-minded man, starting up suddenly, not re membering what It was all about. "What do you want for lunch, sir?" the waiter asked again. "Oh! yes," said the absent-minded, trying to collect his wits. "Bring me a cup of coffee and a ham sandwich. ' The waiter supplied the order and put a large pasteboard check for It down on the table, the absent-minded man con tinuing to read his paper. The waiter went away to attend to the wants ot other people, and about fifteen minutes later came back. . , -Do you wish anything more?" he askiid politely. - "YW." snapped the absent-minded man lomewhat viciously. "Go and get me a Tfc-eah nam sandwich. The one you brRht was as dry as a bone." "Why!"e Is the sandwich I brought, sir," SRkCVie waiter, pushing the plate toward hifs "xou ve eaten tne check." -Madse "1 tt only married a year and yet applylnl ilve uu his". or a divorce. Didn't Jack a namts7" Marie "Ye .that's the trouble. You have no : w unutterably stupid tht V leavings art.1 I P roeaiyn un, . HISTORIC CYttONES AND TORNADOES Some' Memorable tatances ot Storms That Worked Great Havoc. SUGGESTED BY THE ST. LOUIS BLOW Phenomenal Occurrences hich nave Marked the Progress of the Storm King in This CountryElcments of Comedy Interspersed Throughout the Long Sweep of Tragedy. This ctmosphtre which surrounds theeaHhts a wonderful and mysterious fluid. With' all the boasted achieve ments of science we- know, says the Chicago -Times-Herald, but little re garding it. Why do the great bodies of air start unbidden and move across a continent? Whence come these waves of hot and cold air; these breed ers ot atmospheric disturbances', of cyclones,- tornadoes and whirlwinds? Why an area of low barometer here and a space of high pressure a thousand miles away? Science has no answer to these questions. - The highest skill in the country Is incapable ot accurately forecasting the movements of these air waves end pressures. Science does not even know the pres sure of the atmosphere at different velocities. There are various alleged authorities on the subject, but their estimates and theories are so conflict ing, divergent and unfounded on ac curate data as to render their opinions worthless. We do know that the at mosphere has wonderful powers of re sistance. It Is a fluid as much as It water. The resistance Increasiis with the square of the velocity. A sixty miles an hour tho danger point is reached; at 100 miles an hour it is called a hurricane and human lives are sacrificed; beyond that point noth ing within the scope of th tempest can withstand Its fury. Little is known as to the velocity of the gyrating current of a tornado. It may be 200 miles an hour; U may be 500 it certainly Is suf ficient to destroy the proudest works of man and leave an Impress upon the face of nature. A meteor wandering through space and coming in contact with the atmos phere Burrounding the earth Is fused to a white heat and melts or explodes, so great Is tho resistance of the atmos phere. With a high velocity the air has all the powers of a solid and nothing can stand against It. With these re sisting qualities of the air kept In mind It becomes possible to understand to Borne extent the secret of the power exerted by a tornado. While the tornado Is not a manifes tation peculiar to the United States, this country - certainly has witnessed more and severer storms of this char acter than any othsr portion of the civilised globe. THE FIRST TORNADO. The first tornado of which we have any clear record In the United States occurred at Northford, Conn., at 4 o'clock in the afternoon of June 19, 1794. It is described as making very rapid progress; on each side of the cloud al most a dead calm, and the cloud, which was Bhaped like an hour-glass, alter nately contracted and expanded. The next one recorded Btruck Hancock county, Georgia, on the afternoon of April 4, 1804, and on Its front "glim mered with a strange light." The Btorm roared deafenlngly and the darkness was intense. Charleston, S. C. had a tornado Sept. 11, 1811, and Jackson county, Missouri, records one in the spring of 1814. On the night of May 31, 1830, a cone-shaped cloud struck Shel byvllle, Tenn. The cloud appeared double, "having apparently two wings, like a large bird; they suddenly coal esced and came to the ground with great fury. A book was carried seven miles to the northeast." Louisville, Ky., was the scene of a destructive tor nado Aug. 27, 1854. Twenty-five per sons were killed and seventy-seven bad ly wounded. On March IS, 1874, Cairo, III., had a very destructive tornado, and on Aug. 5, 1875, a series of torna does swept Somanauk, Palmyra and Galesburg, 111, 1 One hundred and thirty-four lives were lost and half a million dollars' worth of property destroyed near Erie, Pa., on the afternoon of July 26, 1875. Pensaukee. Wis., was the victim on July 7, 1877, and eight were killed. Louisville had another cyclone Nov. 28, 1879, In which the cloud had a wrench ing spiral motion, causing terrible de struction. On the afternoon of April IS, W0, a series of tornadoes swept through Kan sas, Missouri and Illinois. At Marsh field, Mo., sixty-five persons were killed and 200 wounded, the property loss ex REV. DR. C. Patriotic Churchman From ths Chicago Times -Herald. No man In the entire range of Metho dist ministry presents a character fuller of color than Rev. Dr. C. C. McCabe, whom ths great conference at Cleveland has Invested with the episcopacy. That ho was to be a bishop every one of his brothers believed,. and Methodists will be well atlmlod with the decision of tho conference. Ha Is now rounding his GOth year, and is a native of Ohio. In 1860 lie was a -minister, and wishing to take the part of a patriotic-churchman, he be came the chaplain of an Ohio regiment and marched to the war with his fellow cltlseni. It was- at Winchester that he was shot and .captured by the enemy, only to be sent to Llbby prison, where after four months' captivity he was let go. He rejoined his regiment, which was then at Brandy Station, but his health had failed, and he was sent to ths hospital, Hs oon ceeding, 11.000,000. A' town In Texas opunty.. Arkansas, 100 buildings were destroyed and several killed. Indiana polls caught, a tornado March 4, 1SS0, and lost $300,000. On June 10 of the tame year twenty-five people were killed by a funnel-shaped cloud In Pot tawattamie county. THE GRINNELL HORROR. One of the most destructive . torna does on record struck the pretty little town of Grinnell, la., on the afternoon of June 17, 1S82. and-wiped it of the face of the earth. This tornado formed In Green county, ninety miles west of Grinnell, and was plainly traced to Mount Pleasant, a distance of 200 miles, which Is believed to be the greatest distance ever traversed by a tornado. It moved forward t the rate of sixty miles an hour and left in its wake loo dead and 350 wounded. The loss of property exceeded t60O,0OO. and gener ous contributions lor the suflerers were made all over the United 6tates. This was a storm of exceptional ener gy and probably was much more vio lent than the. recent St. Louis tornado. The tornad' which devastated Ro chester, Minn., AUg. 21, 1S83, was at tended by some rtinaricable phenome na. At 3 o'clock a dark cloud formed in the west and remained almost mo tionless. Two hours later a low bank of cloud was observed In the southwest. This cloud Joined with the black one. At first the city was tinged with a strange green light and then it be came Intensely dark. The tornado struck the heart of the city with afwul force. A passenger train was In Its course, and the strong cars were torn to pieces and many passengers killed. Thirty-one lives werte lost. This tor nado had a course of but eighteen miles In length, after which it was absorbed by the upper clouds. The Rochester tornado performed one of the strangest freaks yet record ed. In Its path was a large flouring mill six Btorlcs in height. The tornado bit a piece thirty feet square out of the southeast corner of the mill between the second and fifth floors. . The fifth and sixth floors remained intact, and the building was otherwise uninjured. Photographs of this remarkable feat are yet sold In Rochester, Winona and neighboring towns. A disastrous series of tornadoes swept through Alabama, Georgia, North and South Carolina on the after noon and night of March 20, 1875. At Hamilton, Ga., a cotton bale weighing 650 miles was carried a mile. The tor nado is described as being an Inexpres sibly beautiful sight, having all the colors of a rainbow. Up In the air it resembled the black, angry smoke that arises from a boiling caidron, while be neath it came rolllnc like the reflec tions of a terrific fire. Mr." Barrett and his family were in an open field. They saw the cloud coming, but thought It was a conflagration. A child was killed In the father's arms and all were nearly drowned with the water and mud whish had been sucked up from a pond. . At Baughville a horse was blown half a mile and lodged between tow trees, one of which had to bo cut down before the animal was released. Many people were carried high in the air and dropped gently without being Injured. Professor Calhoun was car ried bodily 300 yards and felt no worse for his aerial voyage. STORM'S ODD WORK. At Milledpevllle the black smoke above and the- fiery glow below gave the impression of a serious contlagnra tion, and the fire bells were rung. Gravel stones were blown Into the trees; a gin mill executed a complete Bumersault; a woman's bonnet was carried thirty miles; the door of a church was found ten miles away; plno tops loaded with ice were dropped ten miles on the ether side of the storm; a boy's composition was carried from Calhoun- to Harris county, a distance of forty miles, and a letter was found on the premises of II. T. Wright which came from Thomson, Ga., a distance of fifty-five miles In a straight line. Eleven were killed by the Water borough, S. C, tornado of April 10, 1879. According to ths statement of Captain Allen C. Izard, a United States naval officer, a black cloud anda mud dy cloud came together. The black cloud sucked the other In and the two rolled over In a boiling mass. A low moaning sound was heard, and the earth trembled as the cloud moved on. Dead sheep were found with the wool completely stripped from their bodies. Captain Izard saw a rooster without a feather on his body walk around and crow gleefully after the storm had passed. Mr. Terry's house, which had been pure white before the tornado, had turned to chrome yellow. It was popular at one time to deride the featherless rooster Ftory, but there Is not the slightest doubt about its au thenticity in hundreds of car-?s. In some stranse wiiy chickens are com pletely denuded of feathers by the tor nado. There are some who ascribe this to an electrical action, but most ob servers claim that the wind Is the agent. C. M'CABE, Who 's Made Bishop. By the Courtesy of II. II. KoluWt. tlnued his work as a speaker for the Christian - commission In many cities ot the country, and returned to the minis try when the wsr was at an end. Ho was now sent to Portsmouth, Ohio, where he improved his opportunities by build. Ing a handsome church. Later he took up church extenilon' work, and 'traveled for sixteen years in that cuuue. As secretary of the mission board his work was nothing short of marvolouH. He has an absolute genius for collecting money for missionary fiurpose, and was sent back to his labors n that field hi 1881, and still holds the post. He -predicted when first he entered the missionary service that the Methodists should have 11,000,000 for missions. His prophecy Is now a fact. In four years he raised a debt of 40,ooo from the Metro politan churoh In Washington, He Is an earnest, sealoua, virile man, light-hearted as a child and gentle as a woman, The Mount Carmel, 111.; tornado ot June 4. 1887, la yet fresh In the minds of maney. At 4.30 o'clock on a beauti ful afternoon two clouds met west of the town. One was black and the other dun colored. They fused end then moved toward the village. The funnel shaped cloud Jumped half a mile and then struck Mount Carmel. The cloud was shaded in light and dark streaks like black smoke and steam. Many singular things occurred. The tornado Just missed the. house of Rev. Joseph Harris, but destroyed a brick house across the street. 'One of the bricks was hurled through the Harris house. It was spinning rapidly and bored a smooth round hole through the side of the house and the partitions of the two rooms, passing a distance of twenty seven "t. The laths were cut as with a kt t. CURIOUS PRANKS. At Philip Stein's place a remarkable circumstance occurred, according to the signal service officer who made the report of the tornado. A stable resting on heavy round blocks was thrown to the northeast These blocks were six teen inches in diameter and fourteen Inches In length and Imbedded In the ground. At one end tne supporting block rested on a second block, the bot tom of which was two feet below the surface of the soil. These superincum bent blocks were shot out of the soil, the lower one lying a foot distant from Its former bed and the upper one car ried away.' This very' strongly sug gests the discharge of powerful elec trical currents from the ground. The facts were fully substantiated by the cfilcer. In this tornado sixteen were killed, 100 Injured and $400,000 damage done. Louisville had Its fourth and last tor nado March 27, issto, and seekB no fur ther notoriety of this nature. Seventy six were killed and hundreds injured, while the damage exceeded $1,000,000. There had been light rains all day, but about 7 o'clock In the evening tho heavy cumulus clouds showed signs of dispersing. A cloud from the north west and one from the southwest came together and in the contact it looked as If both were shattered to pieces and the fragments thrown upward and laterally by force of the shock. The space below was filled by the misty cloud.-. There was Incessant lightning and the roar of the thunder was con tinuous. The wind at Louisville ceased at 8.50 and a few hailstones fell. Seven minutes later the tornado struck at Eighteenth street and Broadway and cut through the city. It was all over in forty-five seconds, but the destruc tion was appalling. The moon after tho Btorm shone with a reddish light. A peculiar tornado passed through Boone county, Missouri, on May 20, 1S91. It is described as a funnel-shaped cloud with a pendant tall, which was likened to a huge serpent by some and by others to a xlgsag white sheet, which appeared and disappeared sever al times and extended along the side of the pendant from top to bottom. A number of small twisters were spen spinning along the ground, and finally united In the air, where, after present ing a steamy white appearance, the cloud became perfectly black. A sub sidiary storm followed and Joined the main storm cloud. At one place the cloud had five pendants. Very large hailstones fell north and east of the storm; houses were torn to pieces and in many places trees were carried In a direction opposite the movement of the storm. Fruit trees were stripped of their bark and chickens feathered and half cooked. A running current could be plainly seen in the funnel of the tornado. STUDYING THE STORMS. A remarkable series of tornadoes swept over Kansas. Nebraska. Missouri and Iowa on May 29 and 30. 1879. The weather bureau detailed Sergeant J. P. Finley to make a study of these storms, and he prepared a report, which has proved of Inestimable value, and which yet stands as a model of Its class. Fin ley was an enthusiastic student of weather phenomena, and today la rec ognized as the ablest authority in the world on tornadoes and other forms of marked atmospheric disturbances. He has probably done more than any one man In the service to reveal the secrets of the whirlwind. He made an exhaus tive study of the great May storms, and In his official report not03 many ppcullar incidents. The Lee Summit, Mo., tornado came from the southwest and began its dead ly work at 6.30 In tho evening. It had been sultry during the day, with a strong southerly wind, which had been blowing for nearly 'a week. It first struck the farmhouse of Mr. Henderson, of Cass county. In describing It Mrs. Henderson said she could distinguish a gyratory movement In the clouds, contrary to the hands of a watch. It was IjoIIIiif, twisting and drawing itself tip nrd down like a snake hunff by the head and writhing In agony. The' low er ?art of the funnel appeared to be about tho size of a water bucket, and the upper portion as large as the largest-sized wafron wheel. The outer por tion was very black and looked like Bmoke Issuing from a locomotive, while the Inner part had a light, milky ap pearance. Ten miles east of there the tornado had widened out to ISO yards. It destroyed the house of Dr. Dunning ton, but missed a hencoop which was directly In Its path. The bed clothing and clothes of the family were torn Into shreds, and looked, said the doctcr, "as If some person, out of pure mis chief, hod carefully torn them Into small strips." Dr. Dunnlngton found a receipt for a lumber bill at Knoxville, Ray county, across the- Missouri, to which point, a distance of forty miles, It had been blown, After leaving the doctor's house the storm developed a second funnel, which branched o.f to the south and did considerable dumage. It picked up a 000-pound sulky culti vator, broke it to pieces and scattered Its fragments in circles over twelve acres of ground. A heavy lumber wagon fared better. It was carried 100 yards nnd deposited uninjured. The Warden family hnd a hard time. Mr. Warden, Jr., was carried with the house about 200 yards. His father and younger brother pursued nbout tho same course, except that the former wns blown to the northwest nnd there remained with the east side of the house. All of them were covered with mud from head to foot, eyes, mouth and ears filled and clothing torn to shreds. The oldest soil had his shoes blown from his feet, one of them be ing left at the house and the other car ried half a mile to the northeast. The bodies of the children who survived after having been washed dally, for a week were still covered with specks of fine dirt and leaves which seemed to be driven into the flesh. A carpet upon the floor of the log part of the house, securely tacked nbout the edges, was taken up and carried out of the house without being torn. Several photo graphs which were known to be secure ly placed in an album In a trunk were found four miles away. Two stoves were broken Into small bits, and an other was uninjured. The spokes were all taken out of a wheel of a farm wagon. A horse weighing 1,000 pounds and standing near the barn was partly carried and partly blown eastward through a heavy hedge fence Into an adjoining field a distance of 120 yards, where he was found severely scratched and covered with mud. Where the animal passed through the hedge it was bent over and small furrows cut in the ground by his feet on either side Indicated that he had -tried to resist the force of the wind. At Intervals of about forty feet there were depressions where the horse had been thrown down and rolled. . . The Ill-fated Harris farm was the next point of attack. The bodies of the dead were ecchymosed; In other words, they had . been so severely dashed about by the wind that the flesh was black from the settling of blood In the tissues of the skin. Bhortly af ter this the funnel drew up Into the air and merged Into the clouds, This t. r nado traveled elghty-slx miles af Uiii average speed or twenty-six miles an hour. Thero are- many thing to Indicate that Mr: Finley may err in declining to ascribe to electricity' a fair share Of the peculiar . pranks played - by tornadoes. Many witnesses bear testimony to hap penings which are clearly chargeable to electrical phenomena. It Is noted as one of the strange results of the re cent Sherman, Ma, tornado that al though when the storm burst all Its Victims were fully clad, the tempest coming at about 6 In the afternoon, the bodies of the dead were often nearly naked, and from nearly every corpse the shoes had been removed. A similar phenomenon has frequently been ob served in connection with these fearful storms. Generally the shoes disappear, being either torn to fragments so as not to be recognizable as footwear, or carried off to considerable distances and dropped In places where. If found at all. they excited little comment. In several instances, however, the shoes have been found close to the bodies of the dead and In a condition that Indi cated very powerful electrical action. Borne years ago a shoe was taken from the ruins caused by a Kansas cyclone, and its condition caused no little won der. It had been ripued from the foot of a man who was killed. The strings were gone and the upper portions, from the ankle to sole, were cut into tolerably regular strips from a quarter to half an inch in width. .The sole seemed at first glance Intact, but a closer exam ination showed that this portion was pierced by a number cf small round holes. They were the holes where the metal nails or tacks had been; the lat ter had disappeared, melted by the elec tricity. Metal objects on tho bodies of person killed are frequently thus treated. The corset Bteels of women be come drors of iron, tho knives of men, bunches of keys carried in the pockets, are fused Into a solid mass. Watches and watch chains are often similarly treated; In two or three cauee In south ern Kansas the watch of a victim was not sufficiently melted to lose all its original form and could still be recog nlzed. Sometimes these remarkable ef fects are rroduced without visible in Jury to the body or to the clothing that remains on It, a circumstance quite un explainable with our present knowl edge. When the clothing Is removed It Is generally not found, being probably rent Into Indistinguishable rags, but when It or portions of It are left, the wind treats It In the most whimsical manner. In Iowa. In 1885, all the cloth ing but the coat was torn from the body of a man. this garment remaining al most Intact: In Kansas a body was stripped of all save a collar and cravat. COMMOTION IN A STORE. One of the queerest pranks . ever played by the wind was In a country village near Abilene, Kan., in 1876. As sometimes happens In country places, the principal feature of the village was a store, containing almost everything that the varied wants of a country com munity could demand. In front was a central door, with a large show window on each side. Along the walls were rows of shelves, containing dry goods, boots and shoes, crockery, seeds, gro ceries, tinware,, cutlery, hardware, canned goods and a hundred other things, while hoes, rakes, scythes, sickles, buckets, harness, chains, and similar goods hung from the celling by hooks driven into the Joists for the pur pose. Down the center of the store, with an aisle on each side, ran a show case, wherein was displayed that ex ceedingly varied class of goods, gener ally known as "notions," hooks and eyes, needles and pins, Ink, pens, paper and envelopes, fancy buckles and the like. At the end of this showcase, fur thest from the front door, was the post office of the neighborhood, a small In closed space about five feet square, with two or three dosen pigeon holes for letters and papers, a stool for the postmaster, who was also the proprie tor of the store, where he kept his cash, stamps and books. Above the store was a quiet suit of rooms, where the proprietor and his family lived. One dull, hot afternoon In July the store was occupied only by the owner and one customer, who, having made his purchases, was at the little window of tho postofflce waiting for his mall, while the postmaster-proprietor was looking over the letters to see if there were any for him. Just at this June ture a tornado struck the town, and de molished two houses Immediately in front and directly across the road from the store, which faced toward the southwest, the direction from which these peculiar storms always come. The postmaster and his customer realized their danger, but before cither had time to move the funnel-shaped destroyer struck the stors. The show window to the south was broken in, the w;nd cleared off the goods on ths southern shelves, swept them over to the north ern side, after carrying them complete ly around the further end of the room from the from door, nnd finally de posited a large part of them and those on the northern shelves In the rca-1 outside, driving them by main force through the northern show window. The showcase In tho center was undis turbed. The. postmaster was unhurt, though frightened almost to death, while the customer was killed. No datraga was done In the second Ftory or to the roof, save the removal of a few shingles, though a- little further on the same storm demolished three or four houses a moment later. OTHER ANTICS. Instances have been known of the water being drawn from buckets; pitch ers and other receptacles, while these were left undisturbed, and, In one case a boy was churning In the yard and fled at the approach of the' cloud. On returning it was found that tho cover of the churn, the dasher and the but termilk had all vanished, while the churn, to the boy's great disappoint ment, was left standing exactly as be fore. One- of the most disagreeable features of the cyclone Is the amount of mud, sand and small stones it car ries, and with such force are these borne along that they are driven into the flesh, where tncy form festering sores very stubborn and difficult to treat or cure. In many instances frag ments of planks or boards have been driven, point first. Into or through the trunks of large trees, and remain there as secure as though mortised into the wood, such Is the terrible strength of the wind. Able to demolish the strong est structures, the tornado leaves the ruins of a stone flour mill In a condi tion which suggests that the four walls were blown outward by an explosion, and yet passes over a baby sleeping In its cradle amid the remains of its par ents' home. It has been known to carry away a stove and leave the flow ers on the mantelpiece above it; to paBS over a frame shanty and demolish a brick factory building; to carry away the bedding and leave the bedstead; to dismember a human being and drop tho body In one place and carry the head a mile farther. About forty years ago a modest Bap tist church Btood on the Chllllcothe road three and one-half miles east of Klrtland, O. It was an old-fashioned country church, with plain, but Bolid seats, and was built "upon honor." One sultry June day a tornado - de veloped In the west and swept down the Chllllcothe road. It struck the church and, lifting It evenly from the ground, carried it across the road, turned It half way around and dropped It Just over tho fence on tho east Bide of tho road. By measurement the church was within six inches of perfect alignment wtth the direction of the rood. The astounded natives surveyed the result after tho storm had passed and almoBt doubted the plain evidence of their senses. There Was the church tho same as ever, but It faced west in stead of east, and across the way were the stone foundations and half base ment. The structure was not harmed In the least, and It only remained to Jack the building up and replace the foundation, which was done. At last ijcnriunts the little church yet remains in...' changed location, and across ths way Is the excavation, which Is point ed out to Incredulous visitors. A Collar The Sun Can't Hurt. Celluloid,,collarsand cuffs are water proof and will not wilt with perspira tion. Yon can wear them on the not test day or in the hottest place with comforting knowledge that they will look as nice when you take them off, as they were when you put them on. When they Ret soiled you can clean them yourself in a minute, with damp cloth or sponge. Get the ElluloiD . MARK. W and you'll have the right kind. 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AYLESW0RTH3 MEAT MARKET Tke Flnetu In tie Cttj. 1 The latest inprored farnlaav infs and appantas ftr Mroer aad egp. Z23 Wyvmlnc Am Perhaps the most phenomenffl and best substantiated evidence of the strength of a tornado was shown at Rock Island, 111., on the first day of January, 1875. A winter tornado swept past the city and on Its course struck a locomotive which was standing on an embankment and headed south. The embankment was about fifteen feet high and was flanked to the east by s marsh of so Boft a character as to ren- ripp ft nlmnul Inmn dcq hlu to tinntAr The locomotive was lifted from the track and carried through the air a dis tance of 100 yards and dropped In the marsh, where it sank so quickly that but few of its parts could be removed. The surroundings were such as to pre clude Its reaching; the position now oc cupied by the wreck In any other way than that mentioned. In an article published In a scientific Journal at the time it was estimated that the force necessary to perform this miracle could have been generated only by a wind having: a velocity In excess of 400 miles an hour. Strange to relate, this tornado did little other damage. In a tornado at East St. Louis twen ty years ago a locomotive was hurled from a track and rolled over several times. It wns surveyed by thousands of Incredulous St. Louis people, wh declined to believe the published news paper statements of the occurrence. In this case the locomotive was not car ried any distance, but It deserves to rank as a good second to the famous performance of the Rock Island engine. There Is nothing funny about a tor nado, but many laughable things have happened as a result of' these calami ties. Some years ago an Insurance company which niadu a specialty of tornado Insurance In Kansas was noti fied of a loss in a small town. A valu able barn had been moved twenty feet from Its foundations and an atrent of the company was detailed to make an adjustment or contract to replace the barn on Its foundation. He left St. Louis one day and twenty-four hours later the president of the company re ceived the following telegram: "No loss to adjust. A second cyclone last night set the barn back on its founds- Hons." COULDN'T PLAY POKER. A Reformed Gambler Tells Why lie Will Never Touch Cards. A party of well dressed men met at a leading hotel last night. A game of poker was proposed, when one of them Bald: - "I never play, so you will have to ex cuse me, gentlemen." "Why.I played with you several years ago," Bald one. "Yes, but since that time my mother died. Tor years before her death I was a professional gambler, and It nearly broke her heart, for she had always hoped that I would make my mark In some honorable profession. At het deathbed, three years ago, I promised her that I would never touch another card, and I, have kept my word, I never will." His companions were visibly affected by this candid recital, and one of them Bald: "I honor you for your rouse, and we will not play poker tonight. I suppose you went Into a profession when yon ceased your career as a gambler, and I hope you have been successful." "Very," replied .tho reformed card player, , "In the three years I am about $50,000 ahead, and I. would not have been worth a dollar -If I had continued In my former course." . "May I ask what profession you now follow?" .:... "Certainly. I am a bookmaker. Bet on horse races exclusively." Then Bllence reigned. IK. i ' In a Position to Speaki "Oh, never mind the weather" lr ' A phrase you often note, The speaker generally has ' A fur-lined overcoat. Washington Star, ) - ; k- A- AAA