THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE--MONDAY MORNING, JUNE 1, 1896. CARROLL, THE WYOMING AVENUE. POPULAR PRICES PREVAIL EASTERN LEAGUE BASE BALL GAMES Providence Was the Only Club to Make a Double Win. SCRANTON WON AT WILKES-BARRE Thanks to Harper's Steady Pitching ii ud Kome Heavy Hilting--Ve Have a Chance to Crawl Out of Last Place Today. Yesterday's Result. Syracuse 8 Rochester 7 Saturday's KcsuIIh. Morning Ganu-4. Scranton 10 Wilkes-Barre 7 Providence .13 Springfield 8 Syracuse o Rochester 4 Toronto g Buffalo J Afternoon Uames. Providence 11 Springfield I Rochester 5 Syracuse 8 Buffalo u Toronto o V.'ilkes-Darre at Scranton, rain. Providence was the only club to win twf Dernratiuii Uuy games, and Hi 'nptleld v.as the Gray's victim. Con sequently, as Scranton won from M'tlHcs-Uarre Saturday. McDermott's men have a chance to crawl out of last llace today. . . . . Percentage Record. P. W. Ii. PC. Providence W IX 8 Ml lit fhi-stiT id) V M .'W7 Hyrui'iise M 10 lit .lit". Toronto U 1-' .5 Huflulo 3 W U .'Sil SlrIimtiolii W 1!l ,SS Wllkfs-llarre -Ji S IS . Bi-ramon :!l 7 17 .2M Today's l'iitcni Lpiikiic (lames. S'Tiintoti t Wllktw-liarre. Ppi-lriM IU'1'1 lit Hi ovl.l 'iice. Syracuse ut liochf-sler. Toronto at li.iii'alo. HATS OFF TO HARPER. He Warn't Ratlicd by Field Errors. Scran (ens Had on Baiting Clothes and Wilkes-Barre Couldn't Win. Tanner Harper's coolness In the box under circumstances which would make most pitchers lie down in the diamond and die, and Seranton's heavy hitting won the niornlnir Decoration Day car?' 111 Wllkes-Ilarre, Scranton mado ar teen clean hits and seven 'rrorafand Horner !n addition misjudged two lonpr hits and contr!hut?d what wive worse limn errors, while the Wllkesifunir.niis inude eleven hits, only nif of which ouirht to he recorded, an two errors. Harper did not even muifj one pitching, error. Slnylie 200 Scrantorf rooters saw the grameand they had cr5poitunity to make their presence knyjwu from the begin ning;. Not until tjre last of the ninth In ning did the home crowd have a chiinee to use Its tin horns and lunirs. It then jelled an'l blew itself black in Hi ", ti'.ce vlie'iTwlth none out and live runs n cis pary ,to tie the score a single, Kugan's error and anothor single brought In two runs. It yelled and blew again when, utter I.essotte had been forced nt second Hutchinson threw low to Ward and two men were safe on llrst and second. Hut there came a fitting climax when Magtilre Jumped high In the air for Karl's frisky liner and got to second In time to make a double pluy unasslst Vd and end the game. Three thousand spectators were present. LATHAM'S COACHING. I.ntham was for the first time seen by hundreds of cranks In this region a;id he proved himself to be th rrreat attraction claimed. In throwing he is not what a third baseman ought to bo but he fields fast. Is a sure run-getter pud by his coaching dos mucn toward pulling out a victory. His coaching funnor be reproduced In type It is too Ih OSSHlit and novel and must be Feen and heard to he appreciated. Tit" bleachers cannot suppress him; he mim ics players, umpire and lUdlence and will nev:-r let any game dvag heavily. His continued Jabbering materially as sisted Harper in two of his strike outs, Mnguire easily ca.ried off the fielding hopirs of the game by his fast and brilliant work, while Meaney made two hard running catches one of which caused him to take a rnpld somersault, and liafferty caught a sure and steady v..-...,... lt:nwl n,..t I.t.l. friD.n did some timely hitting. Horner's two misjudged flys In right field and h's one error were responsible for thtee WHkes-Uarre runs. The score: SCRANTON. A.B. R. H. P.O. A. E. I.ntlmm, 3b -,21111 Hutchinson. 2b 0 2 3 2 4 2 Meanv, rf 4 112 0 0 Ward, lb 3- 1 2 1 1 Horner, rf 4 1110 1 Kaitun, If 5 13 10 1 Run-Hi t . c r. 0 1 8 0 0 .Mamiire. ss 5 1 2 B 3 1 Harper, p 5 1 2 0 2 0 Brown, : 1 0 , 0 0 11 0 Totals 43 10 Pi 27 11 7 W1LKKS-BAHRB. A. 11. H. H. P.O. A. K. J .vile. ir r. 2 1 2 0 0 l,ci!otte. rf 5 1 3 1 1 2 Beits, cf 5 0 0 7 0 II Bonner. 2li 5 1 2 1 2 1 K.irl, lb 5 0 1 X 11 1 Smith. 3b 4 2 2 2 2 0 McMiilifin. ss 4 0 11 4 0 lilKKlns. c 4 0 1 5 0 0 Keenun, P 4 12 0.00 Totals 45 7 13 27 9 2 Scranton 1 3 2 2 0 0 0 2 0-ln Wllkea-Bnrre 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 27 Earned runs Scranton, 6; Wilkes-Barre. 4. Three-base hits Latham, Ward, Ea gan, Lezotte, Bonner, Digvlns. Two-base hits Hutchinson, Eagan, Honner. Bases by errors Scranton. 1; Wilkes-Barre, 1; Bases on balls By Keenan. 3. Struck out ' By Harper, 3: by Keenan, 3. Double piuys Ijiunam 10 vtaru; Maguire tunas slsted). Stolen bases Keenan, Smith. Left on bases Scranton, 10; Wilkes-Barre, 7. OTHER SATURDAY GAMES. MORNING. 1 , At Buffalo-- R.H.E. Toronto 5 7 1 Buffalo 3 3 4 Batteries Moran and Dowse: Wads- worth and Urquhart, Umpire Stearns. At Syracuse R.H.E. Syracuse ; 6 S .Rochester ' 4 10 2 Batteries Mason and Hess; Herman and Boyu. umpire uoescner. At Providence R.H.E, Providence '. 13 17 1 tJprlnglleld 5 9. 2 Batteries Hocson anil Dixon: uougnun and (Joogan. umpire swart woou. AFTERNOON. At Bnffalo- R.H.E Toronto 8 12 1 Buffalo 13 13 3 Batteries Dlneen and Casey; Horndsn anu Bmttn. i rnpire Biearns. , ' At Rochester R.H.E, Pot-hester 6 11 3 Syracuse 5 10 8 Batteries McFarland and Boyd, W hlte hill and Ryan. Umpire Doescher. Game . nii on accoun.or aancnesa. .1 At Providence R.H.E Providence 1....... 1115 1 eorinstleld 1 1 I . Batteries -Rudderhum and Dixon; Oru- cr anc uunaon. umpire b war iwooo. TAILOR, IK At Scranton Seranton-Wilkes-Barre. no game; wet grounds. SUNDAY GAME Syracuse Woa Irom Rochester ia the Ninth lauins:. Rochester. N. Y.. May 31. The Syra cuse Stars won from the Blackbirds here today In an exciting- finish In tne presence of 5.000 people. Day was in the box for the home team, and It Is due to him that Rechester lost, since he had no control of the ball and the visit ors secured three runs as a consequence. Olllon was substituted for him in the second inning: and he did well. Delaney for the visitors was Invincible, striking out eight men. Score: It. HE. Rochester 0 1 0 0 0 t 0 ! 2 7 9 3 Syracuse 0 0 J 0 0 0 0 II 2 8 13 3 Batteries Day, Ulllon and Boyd; Dela ney and Ryan. Vniplre Doescher. NATIONAL LEAGUE. Percentage Record. P. w. u Cleveland 31 2u 11 Baltimore X 22 13 Boston 34 21 13 Cincinnati : 22 14 Philadelphia 3ti 22 1 Pittsburg 32 IS 14 Chicago 37 18 19 Washington 34 10 IS Brooklyn 34 P! IS New York . 35 14 21 St. Louis ST. 11 14 Louisville 34 8 24 ?.C .IM5 .2 .CIS .011 .011 .m .4S0 .171 .471 ,4iH .:11 SATURDAY GAMES. MORNING. At New York Now York, 14; Louis vllle. 4. At Brooklyn Brooklyn, 4; Chicago, 2. At Baltimore Baltimore, 6; Cincinna ti, 5. At Phllailclphla-Phlludelphla, 19; St. Louis, 0. At Boston Boston, 6; Cleveland, 2. At Pittsburt; Pittsburg, 17; Washing ton, 13. AFTERNOON. At New York Louisville, 5; New York, 3,. At Brooklyn Brooklyn, : rnicago, f At Boston Cleveland, 11: Boston, 7. At Philadelphia-Philadelphia, U St. Louis. 1. At Baltimore Baltimore, 9; Cincinna ti. 6. ,' At Pittsburg Washington,, S; Pitts burg, 1. . stateTeague. J. At Carbondale C;ilbordale. 13; Easton, 9. Curboiidule, lN;f Kustoii, 10. At York Voriv 0; iluzleton, u. York, 0; Iluzleton, V' At l'ottsvile Poltsvllle, 1.1; Sliamokln, 9. PottsvlllQMI; Shamokin, 10. At Lancaster Lancaster, 7; Athletics, 3. Lancaslir, 8; Athletics, 2. COLLEGE GAMES SATURDAY. At J.isprr Field- R.H.E. Manhattan Collcgr.0 3 0 1 1 0 n n 0- 6 0 5 llcoruetown I U I 0 0 1 0 0 1 4 9 0 Batteries Drlscoll and Kelly; .Mahoney und Maloney. At Worcester R.H.E. Holv Cross 0 0 0 0 0 2 5 1 2-10 11 2 Dartmouth 1 1 0 0 3 0 0 0 0-5 8 7 Batteries Pappulan and Powers; Con wuy and Abbott. At Boston R.H.E. Lafayette 1000001012 5 10 7 Lehigh 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1- 4 0 4 Batteries Llgman und Barcluy; W. Cannon und Carman. At Providence- R.H.E. Brown 1 0200030 x K 3 Yule 1 0 2 0 0 1 0 0 0- 4 12 3 Batteries Brady and J. Dunn; Green- way and Murphy. At Ithaca R.H.E. V. of P 5 3 3 4 0 3 1 8 x 20 20 6 Cornell 0 0 0 0 3 0 1 1 4- 9 9 6 Butteries Wurder und Mlddleton; Blair and Gannon. At Orange Oval Orange Athletic club, 9: Klvertun, 10. orange Athletic club, 1; Klverton, u. At Hartford Hartford, 4; New Haven, 8. At New Haven Hartford, 3; New Ha ven, 9. At Parson Paterson. 3: Wilmington, 2. Paterson, 18; Wilmington, 5. At Morrlstown. N. J. Yale, 18; Morris- town Field club, 7. AMATEUR BASE BALL. Two fjond Decoration Day tinmcs Played at Olyphant. At Olyphant, Saturday, tthe Browns took two games from the Morning Glories, of Dunmore, at Athletic park. After the fourth Inning of the first game the visitors were unable to land another man over the plate. McDer mott occupied the box. for the Browns and was In fine form. He struck out seventeen of the heavy hitters from Dunmore. Cawley pitched for the vis itors, but did not receive proper sup port. The rain in the afternoon de layed the second game, and only seven innings were played. Walsh started in to pitch for the home team, but did not prove very effective. McDermott and Cleary also pitched a part of the game. The Morning Glories took the lead un til the third Inning, when the home club hit for five runs and kept the lead to tho finish. In the last Inning the Glories made a desperate attempt to tie the score, but were unsuccessful. The decisions of the umpire were not of the gilt-edged order. Below are the scores of both games In detail: . MORNING. OLYPHANT. A.B. R. H. P.O. A. E. Cleary, ss 4 2 3 0 0 0 Connors, 2b 5 2 2 2 1 1 Wheeler. 3b 5 0 0 1 2 1 Pettlgrew. lb 4 1 0 7 0 0 Gnrbett, c 4 1 1 10 2 0 Meehan, cf 3 2 1 0 0 0 M. Walsh, If 3 110 0 0 Roe, rf 4 0 0 1 0 0 McDermott, p 4 2 2 0 2 0 Totals 30 , 11 10 27 7 2 DUNMORE. . A.B. R. H. P.O. A. E. Calne, ss 4 1 2 2 2 0 Ruane, So.. 2b 3 .1 1 3 1 3 MeCue. rf 4 0 1 0,0 0 Cuff, lb 3 0 0 9 0 1 Walsh, If 3.11000 Klnnerty, c 4 0 2 9 0 2 Cawlev, p 4 0 0 1 3 0 Burke, 2b., 3b 4 0 10 11 Golden, cf 4 0 0 0 0 0 Totals 34 3 8 24 7 7 Olynhant 1 0 3 4 0 0 3 0 X 11 Dunmore 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 03 Struck out By McDermott, 17: Cawley. 9. First base on balls Olyphant, 2; Dun more, 8. Hit by pitctier Kuane. Stolen bases Garbett. M. Walsh. Cleary. Walsh. Two-base hits Connors, Ruahe. Three- base hit Cleary. Home run Walsh, Passed balls Garbett. 1; Klnnerty, 3. Um pires Grilliths and Patten. Time 2.10. AFTERNOON. OLYPHANT. A.B. R. H. P.O. A. E Cleary, ss., p " 4 11 2 0 1 Wheeler, 2b 4 1 0 1.0 0 Pettlgrew, lb 4 0 0 7 0 1 M. Walsh, 2b 3 1 2 0 1 Garbett, e 3 117 10 Mcliermott, ss., p.. 2 t 1 01 1 r. v. nisn, p., ct a 0 1 0 2 McHale, rf 3 110 0 0 Roe, cf., If 3 113 0 0 Totals 29 7 8 20 6 1 Cuff 'out; bunted third strike. -DUNMORE. A.B. R. H. P.O. A. E, Cuff, lb 4 1 1 6 0 1 Ruane, 3b 4 12 11 Golden, cf 8 1 0 0 0 0 Kane. s., 4 0l , 0 0 1 Klnnerty, c 4 10 8 0 2 Burke, 2b 3 12 3 12 Walsh. If g 1 0 0 0 0 cawley, p ecu 1 McCue, rf 4 0 1 0 . 0 D. Golden, rf. 1 0 0 1.0 Totals ...... 33 8 18 -4 S ' "Batted in 'tfcCus's place last inning. Olyphant 1 4 1 1 x T Dunmore 1 21 S Struck out Cawley, 5; Walsh, S: Mc-iH-rmott. 3; Cleary, t. first bne on bslls Olyphunt, 4; Dunmore. S. Hit by p!tehr Catt. (iolden, Pettltrrew. Stolen bass Kuune U'l. Roe. it. Walsh. GurU tt, Walsh. Passed balls Uarbett, 1: Klnnerty, 1. Two. base hit P. Walsh. McDermott. Three base hit Garbet. Double play Burke to Cuff. Umpire McDonnell. Time LoO. NORMAL SCHOOL DEFEATED. V. X. C. A. C'aanpioas Wia Two at Rloontkarg. The strong Young Men's Christian association team played two games at Hloomsburg State Normal school on Saturday and won both games without much eiTort. The morning; game was witnessed by a small crowd, but In the afternoon fully 600 people were present. The games were played on the new athletic Meld and were undoubtedly two of the best games every played in Bloom sburg. McDonald, one of Larry Ketrlck's proteges, pitched the morn ing; same for the association, and kept the college men down to six hits. Near the close of the second game. Captain Whltt protested a decision of the umpire and refused to continue the game, and the umpire awarded Bloomsburg the ontest by the score of 9 to 0. The manager of the school team refused to pay the guarantee af ter the game. The team which represented the Young Men's Christian association Is undoubtedly the strongest a -sedation aggregation of this year. In McDon ald, Posner and Delmer they have a fine line of pitchers. MORNING. Y. M. C. A. A.B. R. H. P.O. A. E. Reese, cf 4 0 0 1 0 0 Nolan. 3b 4 1 0 3 0 1 Malott, ss 4 0 0 4 4 1 Owens, lb 4 13 9 3 1 White. 2b 4 0 1 0 S 0 Posner, If 4 1 1 1 0 1 Cavanaugh, rf 3 1110 0 .McDonatu, p s 1 2 1 3 v Heller, c 3 O 0 7 1 u Totals 33 5 8 ,. 27 13 4 BLOOMSBURG. ' 1 ii 11 ' ir i n 1 v E. Splatn, ss 4,-0 0 2 1 1 Aldlnger, c 4 0 0 14 0 2 Davis, If .'. 4 0 110 0 WnrlhliiL-Inn rf 4 0 0 0 0 0 Hummer, 3b 4 110 11 Hagenboehlb 4 0 14 10 11 Hnl.iln.'h I O X S 1 0 Jones rf 3 0 0 0 0 1 Donnelly, p 3 0 0 0 z ' . .. 1 rtt , a Hi ,1 r luiuia ,.ot 1 v v Bloomsburg 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 11 V. M. C. A 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 1 x-5 P.m..,! i,ia V Af P A 1 TWA.I11IHP hi, It lr.rkfiml.l UuiflinKncli SneHHcn hlr Hagenboch. Stolen bases Reese, Nolan (21, .Malott, uwens, uavunauun, Aiuinner. Hummer, G. Splain (2). Left on bases Y. M. C. A., 4; Bloomsburg, 6. Struck out By McDonald. 5; by Donnelly, 12. Doll, ble piuys Mallot (unassisted). First on irrors Hloomsburg, 2. First on bulls OiT McDonald, 1; off Donnelly, 3. Hit by pitcher Jones Passed balls Uglier, I; Aldlnger, 1. Umpire Edward Harrar. Time 1.45. Scorer-Will R. Hughes. AFTERNOON. Y. M. C. A. A.B. R. H. P.O. A. R. Reese, cf .. 5 0 0 Nolan. 3b 4 2 2 3 0 0 Malott. ss 4 1112 1 Owens, lb 4 2 1 5 0 0 White, 2b 4 112 0 1 McDonald, If 4 0 0 0 0 2 Delmer, rf 4 1 0 0 0 0 HoMier, p 4 0 112 1 Hettler, c 4 0 0 5 0 0 Totals 37 7 8 21 4 0 BLOOMSBURG. A.B. R. H. P.O. A. E. V.. Stilain. ss 4 0 1 3 4 3 Aldlnger, c 4 1 0 7 0 0 llai;'lU)och, It) 4 U 2 8 0 ) Davis, If 4 10 2 11 Worthlncton. cf .... 4 2 1 0 0 1 Hummer, 21) 4 0 0 2 3 0 G. Splain, 2b 4 0 110 0 Jones, rf 4 1110 0 Klley, p 3 0 0 0 11 Totals 35 S 6 21 9 7 Y. M. C. A 0 2 4 0 0 0 1 0-7 Bloomsburg 0 1 0 0 0 1 3 x 5 Earned runs Y. M. C. A.. 1. Two-base hit Malott. Sacrifice hits Malott (2), Al dlnger. Stolen bases Nolan, Malott, Owens (2), Delmer, Hettler 2, Aldlnger, Davis. Jones (4). Left on bases Y. M. C. A., 6; Bloomsburg, 8. Struck out By Pos ner, 5; by Riley, 4. Double plays Hum mer to cj. splain. Kirst on errors Y. M. ('. A., 5; Bloomsburg, 3. First on balls Off Posner. 3; off Riley. 1. Hit by olteher- Nolan, Hettler, Worthington. Passed balls Hettler. Umpire Kdward Harrar, Time 1.30. Scoter Will R. Hughes. DIAMOND DUST. Johnson will Ditch today. Jim Fields is leading the Buffalos in hitting. The Providence club's new Sunday park has' a grandstand to seat 10,000 people. Wilkes-Barre here tomorrow, Scranton at Wilkes-Barre on Wednesday and wiiKes-i-farre nere lnursaay. Tom Power Is not yet strong enough to play. He is stopping at the St. Charles botel and seems to be improving. Ward was taken violently ill Just be fore the game. He had cramps and vom ited, but pluckily went to his position at nrst. Captain Frank Bonner, of the Wilkes- Barre club was so roasted after Satur day morning's game by disappointed spectators that he asked Manager Chap, man to appoint another captain. Chap quite properly told Bonner to play ball. u crien, tne outnemer secured irom Rochester, was not In the game. One of the Rochester players was given leave of absence f rtday because or sickness In hl3 family, and as O'Brien had not been given written notice of release, he was held to take the other's place. Says the Springfield News: "With two such comedians as Ariie Latham and Piggy Ward the Scranton team ought to prove a great drawing card on the cir cuit. The Springfield crowd are anxious for the Scranton series here to see Arlio Latham do his act on the coaching lines near tmru, and inauige in repartee with the bleacherites." Rochester wouldn't take Harper from Brooklyn for a part of the season; Scran ton will; Scranton will also farm from now till doomsday If that's the only wav to keep pace with the National kindergar tens in tne eastern. Hcranton Tribune. We don't blame you. Self preservation is tne nrst law or base ball under the Nation al agreement. Springfield News. RULES OF THE ROAD. Something of Interest to All Wheel mcnCompliance Insures Safety. The rules of the road should be rigidly observed, alike by cyclists and riders and drivers of all kinds. Outside of the matter of safety, the most vital one connected with these rules of the road. there is the element of courtesy, of course, but for the consideration of snfety to life and limb, now with the advent of the bicycle and the horse less carriage, the rules of the road ought to receive strict attention at the hands of, and be rigidly observed by all riders and drivers, says "Cycling." It Is the custom In this country, long established, that vehicles meeting on any street or highway shall turn to the richti Some suppose that this Is only an unwritten law of the road the Mlshna of locomotion, so to speak but as a matter of fact, It is on many statute books. The law in many states clearly defines that carriages, wagons, carts, sleighs sleds, bicycles, tricycles and all other vehicles must, when in motion, keep to tho right. A person driving is very properly required to have the left wheels of his vehicle on the right of the center or the street, in other words, this law in an authoritative adoption of the old motto: "Fair play and half the road." While bicycles are Included as enjoying this privilege, and horse mea are required to extend to them the same courtesy they would another vehicle drawn bv horses, a fllmllar re striction Is put upon wheelmen and wheelwomen. They, too, must turn to the right. If they fall to do so, and a collision occurs, they have no one but themselves to hold legally accountable. A good natured observance of the law on the part of all concerned will In sure absolute safety and freedom from accident. While some drivers and rid era are, perhaps, unmindful of this rule, It la equally true that soma cyclists are either ignorant of It or do. not see Ut to live up to Its requirements. They take their own chances when they pass an approaching horse on the left. The taking of such chances has resulted in more than one serious accident lately. For Instance a young lady in the out skirts of Baltimore recently came with in an ace of being crushed under the wheels of a wagon, while she was dodg ing with uncertainty as to whlcn side to take. She received serious bruises. A youth in the southern part of Penn sylvania only the other day had bis wheel wrecked, and he himself received severe cuts and bruises from a similar ignorance of the rules of the road. It should also be remembered that when ever a horseman or a wheelman gives half the road that is all that is le gally required. Neither can be legally be asked to give the whole of it High ways were, perhaps, originally made for vehicles drawn by horses, but the in troduction of the bicycle and its adopt- tlon Into general use afford It the same facilities, rights and privileges of other vehicles on tho roads. The grroatest danger is from the inexperienced rid ers, whose nerves are sometimes rat tled in the presence of approaching ve hicles. Constant pare Is necessary and, if exercised, mishaps can be easily avoided. . OUBLE LOSS OF CONFIDENCE. His Dog a Poor Fighter and He a Worse Judgoof Dogs. From the Detroit Frea Press. One day aa we lay In camp on the Re publican fork of the Arkansaw river one of the boys caught a big Jackrab blt In a snare and made a cage of wil lows to keep him for a pet Three days later a tenderfoot came along with a hunter's outfit and accompanied by a canine which looked to he a cross be tween a hound and a bulldog. He said he had brought the dog the day be fore of a teamster, and that th'e animal was a match for any three mountain wolves. 'What d'ye think of him yourself?" asked the corporal. "He looks to me like a fighter." was the reply. "How much did you pay for him?" "Fifteen dollars." "I don't think he's a fighter," ob served the corporal In a careless way. "He looks to me more like a runner. "Have you anything which can run him?" asked the tenderfoot as he bristled up. 'Yes, I think I have. We captured a hodog the other day, and I think he can run that dog." "What s a hodog?" "Sort of a prairie wolf. There Isn't much fight In 'em, but there's less in your canine. I'll bet $5 he runs your dog out of sight." "If he does, I'll give you $10: shouted the stranger, who was nettled over the way the boys were winking and grin ning. The dog was placed out on the level beyond camn, und the corporal went after his rabbit Before bringing him out ho tied his ears over his head with a strip from a red handkerchief, and other strips were made fast to his body. lie was the oddest looking creature any one ever saw outside of a museum when the corporal finally dumped him out In front of the dog. We were gathered In two lines, and the rabbit had to run for the dog to get clear of us. The dog was apparently ready for a row with one of his species, but when that living curiosity came for him he dropped his tail and started off at full speed. The Jack probably took him for an old pard of his, for he followed close at his heels and humped him for all he was worth. The dog made two complete circuits of the camp, yelping at every Jump, and men nnuing the rabbit close at his heels, he Jumped into the river and swam across and thus got away. 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RAD WAY & CO.. 55 Elm street, New York, for Book of Advice, Chltheitc.-'s F.nalUb Diamond llraad. ENNYROYAL PILLS Orlflnnl ana Only Genuine. MfC, ftiwavn iclltblt. LAOII uk ltrUKlut for CMctiuttr fnptiik Din-, mo nil Mrauit lu Maul anil (laid metal ha bOK, tvalnl With rlhhrtn. Tlt Intttitltar. ltfttM danmaroMM Kubatitu fioni and imUalianf. a i Urunglni, or r"od 4a In Utnpu for jiurtloulMi, littt.utoiiUli b Mkf uilFBIWirUMBiWVfliiJIMim. QWU We ought to have been off five minutes ago! What have you been doing? How many noura does it take a woman to dress? Here I'm all readv and you haven't even got your dress on. 'fc'hat have you been doing the last half hour? I'd like to know that! It's always the way when we try to go anywhere! I'm always ready hours before you begin!" SPORTINQ ODDS AND ENDS. . President Cleveland has thr runs, all of American make-an 8, 10 and f2-gauge. The 12-gauge gun he uses for squirrels and bay snipe. He carries the 10-gaiw when on a hunt after ducks, while he uses the big 8-bore for brant, geese and swans. In the 8-gaugo he usea as much as six drams of black powder, and It Is said that he handles the heavy weapon ua ivuiumauiu skiii. . 1 -g Caspar Whltnev. the arbitrator fnr Har vard and Pennsylvania In their dispute over the eligibility of players for their an nual foot ball game, has rendered his de cision, and under It George Brooke, the iamous iuiiouck on tne red and blues team, will be eligible to piny, while Cap tain Carl Williams is debarred. Mr. Whit ney names the colleges which, In his lu.igmem, uo not come under the 4-year imlt and amomr them Is Swart hmnra. where Brooke attended before going to Pennsylvania. Oberlln, from whence Williams came to Pennsylvania, is not on the list. THERE IS A NOBBINESS CEOUT OUR LATEST STYLE OF SPRING HATS That Is Positively Striking. t Furnishing Goods, Correct Ideas in Fancy Shirts, In clusive and Rich Puttcrn. Lowest Prices Prevail. P. 41a SPRUCE STREET, aos LACKAWANNA AVE. Thera Arc Now Made In America Cycles of Cheap, High Grade - dumber Quality We Sell High tirade and Humber Quality. Kumber Quality.: $110 Union Grack-a-Jack 100 Erie 75 Drop in and Examine the Brown Llpe Changeable tiear on Our CRACK-A.JACK. mm? CHASE k FARRAR Linden Street, Opp. Court House. WHEEL? If you haven't you'll soon get one, and in that case it will pay you to look at the SPALDING AND KEATING For lightness and durability they are unexcelled. Call and see them. C. M. FLOREY 222 WYOMING AVENUE, Tha Easiest VUaal for Ladles To Mount la a Victoria. It has the lowest and stronujtt trumo und cannot be equaled tor comlort, Victors, Gouilrous, Relays and iv ynnewoods, in endless variety, now on ex hibition at our store. J.D. 312 AND i'A LACKAWANNA AVI DON'T FAIL TO SEE THB WOLP AMERICAN, The Finest and Hlcheit OraUe Wheels Made In America. ioo Wheel, Up-to-Dat. In Every Particular, l.lS.jo. Come and See. E. R. PARKER, aai Sprue Stmt. Van Cm Save lis to f 30 on Your Blka. , CHRISTIAN HIE IIHI 11 132 WASHINGTON AVENUES We Are Showing an Elegant Assortment of CAPES We Supply floth Proof Cloaks New York Cloak Francis Fitz Gibbon, ffl THIRD NATIONAL BANK OF SCRANTON. Capital, - - $200,000 Surplus, - - 300,000 Undivided Profits, 64,000 Special attention given to Business and Personal Accounts. 395 Interest Paid on Interest Deposits. 2,000,000 Made and Sold in Six Months, ending ilarch 1, 1396, Total Product of 1 umu The A Mill Alone produced 1,000,000 Barrels, Largest Run on Record. Washburn, Crosby's Superlative is sold everywhere from Pacific Coast to St. John's, New Foundland, and in Kngland, Irel ana Scotland very largely, ana is world. HEGARGEL WHOLESALE AGENTS. Appropriate Buildings Contribute Dividends Exceptionally Fair. General HOME Industry Justly Keeps LUMBER Moving Naturally. Our Present Quality Retains Steady TRADE Upon Value With Xpectancy, Yours Z-zling 422, &a Richards Lumber Co., Comith Budu Scranton, Pa. ui a u rjy u a rvk u vi y nv y hob ih bob ( Bolts, Nuts, Bolt Ends, Turnbuckles, Washers, Riv ets, Horse Nails, Files, Taps, Dies, Tools and Sups plies. ail Duck for ruine use in stock. SOFT STEEL HORSE SHOES and a full stock of Wagon Makers' Supplies, Wheels, Hubs, Rims, Spokes, Shafts, Poles, Bows, etc. TTEIBEMIEB SCRANTON. PA. For sal by john 1-1. PHtt-rs, Sprues Street, Scranton, Pa. i 1 11(1 -At- $5.00. Bags With Capes, Jackets, and Suits. and Suit Mouse, BARRELS recogmzea as tne best nour When In doubt what tn use foe Nervous Debility, Los, ot Power. Impotcncy, Atrophy, Varicocele ana other wealinrmes, from any cause, una Sexine Pills. Drains checked and full viRor quickie restored. intellects. ..on tr.ui.rnnitrti.llr. M.itotl for 11 m-11 hoiM K no. With "4 $5.00ordersweBiveairuaranteeio) cure or reiunn tne money. Address rtAL attuiviNB uu Cleveland, U. Pharmacist, cor. Wyoming Avsnua ans. r mm GO