TUB fiCBJLSTOK TBIBUNE WEDNE8DAY 1IOBNING. HAT 27. 1898. NeWs WEST SIDE EVENTS. Two Wotsea aid i Mia Fall Dowa a Thirty-foot Embankment AU Hyde Park Saw the Parade. ' An accident of the ellmllng-hlRh-iiiuuntain kind deserves mention cliiwly for iU novelty In these parts. Two women and a male escoi t were on thfir way to the yesterday afternoon, circus. They cut cross fields In ait attempt to lessen the distance to the grounds and one of the ways traversed was through the space of land In the rear of the Potvderiy home and other houses on North Main avenue. They sauntered along the edge of the 30-foot embank ment on the westerly side of the Dela ware, l-ackawanna and Western rail road. One woman slipped her foot, she Kralted the other woman who. in turn collared the man. Then the trio began a downward tumble. They rolled In all shapes and the Journey was not ended until the level ground Interfered with an unspeakable ban. Luckily there vera no serious hints only a few trulses. CiONE, I5UT NOT FOREVER. A boy named Peters whose home Is on North Main avenue, hud an experience yesterday at the circus. lie rides u bleycleand Indiscreetly wheeled the ma chine to the show Rroumls. Letting the hike rest on the edge of the main tent he turned his back for a few minutes. I'pon return heound a vacant space where the wheel had stood. The thief was afterward intercepted by friends of Peters. After threats he gave up the stolen machine. ALL SAW THE PARADE. The attractions at the central city well nigh depopulated Hyde Park yes terday. Nearly every place of business was closed In the morn Ins The bar bers were Idle all day, storekeepers ex cused the clerks during the time of the parades, and the siza of soda foun tains were ns silent as the business It self. A few dwelling houses were deco rated In respect to the city's honored visitors. Up to 8 o'clock not a single arrest was made by the police authori ties. NEWS NOTES AND PERSONALS. In the yave on South Main avenue, where Washburn street crosses, there I a two-foot hole, where the asphalt has dropped. The place Is dangerous especially to bicyclists. It is at the bottom of a natural hill, and riders are, naturally. Inclined to speed. One young man was thrown last evening. The au thorities should repair the spot. Paul, aged nbout two years, the son of Mr. and Mrs. P. J. V."al::h, of U9 South Garfield avenue, died yesterday afternoon at 2.30 o'clock. Funeral Sat urday at 2.30 p. m. Burial In Hyde Park Catholic cemetery. Ex-Police Officer D. W. Morgan, of Washburn street, Is dangerously ill with erysipelas. A week ago Mr. Mor gan struck his head against a door at his home. The concussion brought on the illiie3s. Stanley, a child' of Mr. nnd Mrs. James Watklns, of North Sumner ave nue, Is convalescent after an Illness. A daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Evan Edmunds, of Luzerne street Is suffer ing from a severely sprained ankle. The funeral of the late James R. James will occur tomorrow afternoon from hl9 late residence, on North Hyde Park avenue. Peters, York & Co., the South Main avenue stationers, have been given the contract to furnish. 8,000 commence ment announcements for the '90 class of the high school. The new firm Is thus far very successful. Joseph Powers has taken a position at a Blnghamton dry goods store. Mrs. Ebenezer Morris, of Mahonoy City, was entertained yesterday by Mrs. Joseph Reynolds, of Hampton street. Rev. nnd Mrs. A. L. Ramer are In Philadelphia. The funeral of Mrs. Thomas Kelley will take place from her late residence on Hampton street at 9 o'clock tomor row morning. There will be services at St. Patrick's church. Interment will be made In Hyde Pork Catholic ceme tery. A concert will be given on June 4 at the Washburn Street Presbyterlun church. The funeral of the late John L. Lewis will take place at 2 o'clock this af ternoon from the family home on Academy street. Interment will be made at Washburn street cemetery. There malnsof David Bird, .whose death occurred on Monday evening, will be taken on the 5.15 a. m., Dela ware, Lackawanna and Western train Thursday morning to Rye, N. Y. for burial. Service will be held at he home of his son-in-law, Daniel Phillips of 141 South Hyde Park avenue, this evening at 8 o'clock. West Side Business Dirertory. FLORIST Cut flowers and funeral fle signs a specialty. Floral figures, useful i- There Is As Just Rich Difference Between Ill-Made, III-Fitting Bi cycle Suits and the Well-Made, as between any other ill and well : made article of wearing apparel. Men's Suits $5.00 to $10.00 Men's Bicycle Breeches $1 to $2.50 Caps to Match. Stockings, Belts and Sweaters. "JHE Sipi .Ddnz Clothiers, o! fb? SUbdrbs, as gifts, at 104 South lain avenue liar rtet J. Davis, florist. PHOTOORAPHER Cabinet Photos, tl.tf per doaen. They are Just lovely. Con vince yourself by calling at Startler's Photo Parlors. 101 and 101 South Mala avenue. SECOND HAND FTTRXITTTRE Cash for anything you have to sell. Furniture. Etoves. Tools, etc. Call and see the stock of J. C. King. NEt and 10i Jack son street. DL'NMORE. The ladles of the Dudley Street Bap tist church will hold an Ice cream so cial at the residence of Curtla Wilds, on Fourth street, this evening. All are invited. The borough schools were closed yes terday to allow the pupils to sea the circus. Edward Dolph lias erected a hand some new lion fence In front of his residence on Clay avenue. MUh Elsie Moore. tf Ueorgetown. Is the guest of her brother on Blakely street. A cordial Invitation Is extended to alt to attend the., aoelul to lie given by the Ladies' Aid society of the Methodist church ut the residence of C. I'. Russell tonight. The Memorial Day committee will hold a meeting In the Y. M. T. U and B. Hull tonight, when It is hoped the ar rangements' will be completed for the exercises on Saturday. John Kuebler and daughter. Ruth, of Mauch Chunk; John Wymeyer and wife, of Wllkes-Harre; Miss Ransmey er. of Mount Cobb, and Miss Schledler, of South Scranton, have been the guests of Mr. and Mrs. William Miller, of lirook street. The funeral of Mrs. T. H. Smith was held front her late home on Rlggs street Monday afternoon at 3 o'clock, with services In the Methodist church at 2.30, conducted by Rev. C. H. Hayes. Inter ment was made In Dunmore cemetery. l'KOVIDEXCIC. Mrs. George II. Monies, of East Mar ket street, is Improving. Mrs. Flora Brown and Miss Hattle Brown, of Plttston, are circulating among Deluware street friends. THE FLYING DUTCHMAN. The Mirage Probably the Origin of the Well-Know n Sea Story. From the St. Louis Republic.; Th atmosphere In the vicinity of the Cupe of oud Hope has that peculiar power of unequal refraction which pro duces the spectral mirages so well known to the early settlers on the great plains nr.d to all trav lers and explor ers In desert regions. This unequal blending of the rays of the rays of the light fives vise to what tire known as "spectral looming." by which is meant the apparent suspension of uhips and other objwts In midair. Tim peculiar properties of the atmosphere over that portion of the ocean mentioned have been known since men first "rounded the tape" in their voyages from western Europe to the Indies, nnd the regulnr appearance of the mirage at thatn point Is responsible for the legend of the "Death Ship," otherwise known as the "Flying Dutchman." According to the story, a Dutch cap tain, homeward bound from the East Indies, met with long-continued bad weather while trying to "round the cape." This series of squalls aws coupled with other circumstances which made "turning the cape" next to im possible. The wind was "dead ahead" und the weather was dark and foggy. At the time when the brave little Dutch captain was making a final ef fort to get off in a northwesterly direc tion, und was ubout to make a failure of it, the mate and the sailors advised him to turn buck and seek shelter In a neighboring hurbor until the gale was over. But this he refused to do, swear ing that he Intended to "turn the cape" If he had to beat back and forth along that shore until the day of Judgment. For this burst of profanity, so the tra dition says, he wns doomed to steer against the blustery winds forever. The sails of his rhv, so those who be lieve In the legend say, have become bleached with aire, and its sides and bottom worm-eaten and decaved In the long struggle which has ever since been kept up between the cursed vessel and the elemnts. The little Dutch captain and his crew, like all persons living under a spell, continue to exist, know lug their condition, but unable to help themselves. Ship captains who have sighted the doomed vessel time and again during the past century and a half report that the crew of the cursed Dutch vessel appear to be living skele tons. Yet they continue to live under the bllifhting effects of what was brought on by their master's rashness. They cannot lower a boat they are so weak. Yet they occasionally hail pass ing vessels, Imploring to be rescued from their awful fate. Such Is the story of the "Flying Dutchman," which, no doubt, origin ated through Ignorant, superstitious sailors vieiwng the mirage in awe stricken terror. Hatters and Fumlshari SAlVFTERS SOUTH SIDE NEWS. Active Tarter aad Ladies WfllPkak Next Saaday at Mountain Lake. Old Resident Barlel The active Turners and the Ladles' class of the Turn Vereln, who will take part In the turnfest at Camden, N. J., on June 21 and 22, will picnic at Robin son's grove near Mountain Lake next Sunday, and all the friends of the Turn Vereln are Invited. The trlr to the grove will be made on the Stone avenue car to Hemlock street, and from there those Inclined may walk or they can ride In wagons to the grove. The first wagon will leave at 10.31). If the weather be unfavorable, the picnic will take place a week later. FUNERAL OF SEBASTIAN FISHER. One of the oldest residents of the South Side. Sebastian Fisher, waa laid at rest yesterday afternoon In St. Mary's German Catholic cemetery. The funeral was a large one. High mass of requiem waa celebrated at St. Mary's church by Rev. P. C. Christ. TO MOUNTAIN PARK TODAY. The Century Hose company will run their annual excursion to Mountain Park today, and they expect crowds to attend. Ample provision Is made for the entertainment of the numerous friends of the popular company. SHORTER PARAGRAPHS. Richard Lahey, of Rim street, was dangerously Injured Monday evening by a runaway horse. He Is quite old and on that account It Is feared that he may not recover. ' The Scranton Athletic club will run an excursion to Lake Ariel on Monday, Aug. 24. SHORT STORIES. Lord Dufferln once addressed the University of Toronto In Greek and on the following day. the Canadian Jour nals announced that his command of the language was astounding, idiomatic and grammatically perfect. Whereon the following dialogue ensued: "How did those Idiots of reporters know that?" asked Sir Hector Longe vln of Sir John MacDonald. "Because I told them," replied Sir John. "But who told you? You don't know Greek," persisted Sir Hector. "I don't know Greek," admlttel the premier, with his usual gravity, "but I know politics." II II ii It was late In the evening and the young professor of physiology ought to Iiuve known enough about the human system and the functions of society to go home, but he didn't or If he did he wns not putting his knowledge to much use. The girl in the meantime was do lug the best she could uuder the circum stances. . "You see, Miss Frances." he was say irtj as the clock struck, eleven, "If from any cause the brain is unduly, stimu lated, whether by emotion, thought or external impression on the one hand or by the acceleration of the blood cur rent and increased blood supply through the cerebral veraels, then the supervention of sleep will be delayed and possibly prevented for a prolonged period." i "Yes," she responded with feeling, "but, you see, mine isn't that way." II II The cases where height and breadth are not of advantage to their possessor are rare but they do exist, as, for ex ample, was shown the other day In a law case where a workman sued his em ployer for damage for what may well be called false Imprisonment. He was engaged In alterations In a house, the front door of which was locked before his day's work was done and the means of exit confined to a wicket gate which did not admit his noble proportions. The position was absurd but no doubt very convenient. How long hli incar ceration lasted or whether ne was fed through the wicket gate us from a but ter hatch does not appear, but ho got no reuress. jjoors, it reems, were not con structed for obesity but only for per sons of moderate girth and stature. This reminds one of Sydney Smith's test of the possession of humor, a story wherein he who sees no fun, lie says, has no sense of It. Some foolish tier sous after making a number of dull observations Inquired of his companion why the posts had recently been placed nearer together. "Well," replied the other. "It was high time; you have no Idea what fat people used to get into that park." II E GATE THEM A PUZZLE. A Considerate Drummer Finds Some thing Interesting to Think About. W. A. Robertson In Texas Siftings. The drummer had spent a few hours very pleasantly with the members of the Doolittlc Club. He rose to go, and after shaking hands affectionately with the various members and expressing his warm attachment to the club and promising faithfully to return again in the course of a couple of weeks, "By the way," said he, "If any of you wish to remember me specially during my ab sence, I have a rather peculiar little puzzle here a simple little thing of my own make which you might find Inter esting in your leisure moments," and he gave them the peculiar little puzzle of his own make and left them cheer fully. The club immediately concentrated Itself upon the puzzle. It finished the day at the puzzle, remarking as It did so that "that was a good puzzle, all right," but nevertheless, confident of success. The following day was simi larly employed, and with similar re sults. Another day and another came and was gone; a week rolled away and, though the members of the club were Incessant in their labors upon the puz zle. It was still unsolved. Another week began. Some of the members had now become so Interested and de termined that they scarcely left for meals; but the puzzle still held out. The week drew towards a close. Some of the cluh hurl not slant fn thM. nik. The drummer returned. They were ami naru at worn upon tne puzzle. "Very Interesting puzzle, isn't It?" he remarked. , - .. . w . -. tl.Vll shoulders. "Interesting! I wish I had never seen the doe-raateit thlm." aii.j . . Bt .AtmilllCU vile, "I can't leave It." "I very nearly had it last Thursday," exclaimed another. "Say. colonel." said nnntii.. ,. really make this puzzle yourself?" "i aiu, was tne reply. "Well," said the same man, "I don't thlnk the thing really can be done, any- "Don't you?" remarked the drummer thoughtfully. "No, I don't." "Well, that's Just what I think about It, too," coolly remarked the drummer, as he ambled toward the door In haste. When Baby was stole, re gave her Castor!, When ill. was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Hue, she eluug to Caatorta, ' When she had Children, the gave then Castor!, MARKETS AND STOCKS Wall Street Review. New York. May 2S. It was another dull and uninteresting day at the Stock Ex change. Transactions were only 101,175 aharea and of this Sugar, which was the moat active stock, figured for 31.700 shares; St. Paul for 11.M0; Manhattan for (.(uO. and Burlington and Quincy for 6.4UO. At the outset the market was Inclined to weak ness, and prices receded about HH per cent., lower prices from London having led to moderate sales for the short account by local traders, who, for the moment, were arrayed on the bear side. The argu ments advanced by those working for a decline were the continued decline In the prices of wheat, lard, pork and other pro ducts: the likelihood of further engage ments of gold for export to Europe on Thursday and Saturday and the efforts making in the senate to change the mat. ter of oond Issues now In control of the treasury department. The low prices pre vailing for products waa much discussed in stock circles and houses with Chicago connections, comparatively speaking, were fairly large sellers of the Grangers fur this aeason. It Is to be said, 'however, that the actual owners of securities are not disturbed on account of the liquidations hi wheat, corn and provisions and the low record prices made, and held on to their securities, notwithstanding the efforts of the shorts to dislodge long stock. Sugar, which was the leader in point of activity, first declined to 111, and then rose to and clo.vd at 1!3, a net gain of IS per cent, for the duy. The recovery was due to purchases by Washington firms who were liberal sellers a little while ago In the neighborhood of 125. Manhattan, a fa vorite of the traders In the board, opened slightly higher, then dropped to 102. and later recovered to 103?fc. Leather, Pre ferred, sold off slightly on the announce, ment that action on the dividend had been postponed on account of the absence of several members of the executive com mittee, speculation closed Arm in tone under the leudership of Sugar, which ruled at the best figures of the day In the final transaction!!. Net changes, as a rule, show gains of Halfc per cent. Consollrlaied (Jan lost 1 per cent., closing at Furnished by WILLIAM LINN, AL LBN & CO., correspondents for A. P. CAMPUELL, stock broker, 412 Spruce street. Op'n- High- Low- Clos ing, est. est. Ing. Am. Tobacco Co. ... 6'i M4 Kr 6i4 Am. Sugar Ref. Co. .122i 123Vi 12! Ateh., To. & S. Fe .. 15 15 14" ' Cnnada Southern ... 01 51 51 01 Chicago Gas 7?i ri itf 4 Chic, B. & Q 71) 7S'4 78. TOi C. C. C. & St. L. ..84 S3 3t 35 Chic, Mil. St. P. .. 77 77'. 7B"i 77 Ch'.c, R. I. & Pac. .. 70', 7o', 6il7, 70 Del. & Hudson 127'4 127'n 127 127i D L. & W ltil H14 ltil IBP j Gen. Electric 3o4 35, 304 30 Louis. & Nash 5lM GO'i 49?, 50 M. K. & Texas, Pr. . 2.V, 25lj, 2,Vi 25', Man. Elevated 103 imi pr'T, Ui Mo. Pac 25'i 25l'4 25 i:4 N. J. Central lot) 1U6 lwl 1W N. Y.. S. ir W 9 9 N. Y.. 8. & W Pr.. 2511 254 24 21?i Pac. Mall 2i 20 2ii 2ii Phil & Read lUTi 11 loll 11 Southern K. R Di 94 9U ju Southern R. R.. Pr. . 30 80 21.i 14 Tenn. C. & Iron .... 25i 2ti 25H 25'i Cnion Pacific 7-,i 1 1 1 Wabash, Pr 17", 17ft 17V i?4t W estern Union 854 86 854 81 I.. 8. Leather 9 9 9 9 V. S. leather, Pr. ., 6ft 614 64 uii V. S. Rubber 24 24 21 21 CHICAGO LOAltD OF TRADE PRICES. v'n' ,I!Bh- Low- cl0il WHEAT. ing, est. ot. In. July )4 &4 594 ''' SLVte.-nber 614 If' 5D4 W4 OATS. Jiy n ish is i84 " corn" 1M xr' !i IS?4 88, 2", 3!ptemher 2!)? su 2 jSt-i LARD. Jul 4.27 4.27 4.15 4.17 Sert,7!ber 412 ' -32 Ju'y . 7.03 7.05 6.95 7.09 September 7.23 7.25 7.12 7.15 Scranton Board of Trade Exchange QuotationfAU Quotation Based on Far of 100. . Name. .. ' v' 81" Askel Film riAn A rkla M n If . ... Scranton Lace Clvtaln Co..... ... M 84 "i$ 100 'ii 100 250 150 'ii 20.jv too National boring Drilllne Co Klr.t National Bank cj ficronton Jar a Stopper Co Elmhunt Boulevard Co ticrantoii Savings Hank tot Uonta Plate Olaei Co Scranton Car lteplacer Co Scianton Packing Co We.ton Mill Co Lackawanna Iron A Steel Co Third National Bank 350 Throop Novelty M'f'g. Co Scranton Traction Co 17. BUNDS. Scranton Glass Co Scranton Pas-i. Railway, first mortgage due 1918 119 People's Street Railway, flrsc morlRa6 due 1918 lit Scranton Plttston Tree. Co.. ... I'eopl.'s Street Railway, Sec ond mortgage due 1920 lit Dickson Manufacturing Co haiku. Township School 1 City of Scranton Street Imp t ... Borough of Wlnton 6 Mt. Vernon Coal Co Scranton Axle Works 1!0 10! 10 100 10(1 New York Produce Market. New York, May 20. Flour Dull, weak, unchanged. Wheat Spot market more ac tive for export, weaker: f. o. b., ,c. to e r rive; ungraded red, oiaTle.; No. 1 north ern, 68ic. to arrive; options cloned weak; May, M4c; June, 664c; July, W4c; Aug. use, 654e.; September, 66c; December, 6Sc. Corn Spots weaker, more active; No. 2 at 314c elevator; 354c, afloat; op tions were more active and 4a4c lower, closing steady; May and June, 3IVtc; July, 35c; August, 354c; September, 36c; Octo ber, 864c. oats Spots fulrly active, eas ier; May, 23c; July, 234c; spot prices, No. 2 at 23'.a24c; No. 2 white, 254a254c; No. 2 Chicago, 244ia25c; white do., 26a23c; white state, 26a28c. Beef Quiet, easy, un changed. Lard Dull, lower western steam, 81.45, nominal; city, 11; May, 84.40, nominal; refined, quiet; continent, S4.75; South America, $5.25; compound, 44aC Pork Dull, weak; old mess, Jia8.G0; new mei. t8.76ail.25. Butter Fancy firm, fairly a? tlve, unchanged. Cheese Quiet, freely of fered; state small new, 74a7ic; others unchanged. Eggs Fairly active, choice firm; state and Pennsylvania, 12al24c; western fresh, 104al2c; do. case, 81.80a2.',O. Philadelphia Provision Market. Philadelphia, May 26. Provisions were jobbing fairly at steady prices. We quote: City smoked beef, 114al2c; beef hams, $15al5.5o; pork, family, S10.50all; hams. S. P. cured, in tierces, 84aK4c ; do. smoked, v4al04c, as to average: sides, ribbed. In salt, 5c; do. do. smoked, fWaf,c. ; shoul ders, pickle-cured, u'iaM.c: do. do. smoked, 64a64c; picnic hams, S. P. cured, 54a3kc; do. do. smoked, U'at;V.; bellies, In pickle, according to average, loose, 4ia 64c; breakfast bacon, 7Hc. for round nnd Jobbing lots, as to brand and average; lard, pure, city refined, In tierces, 64uG,c; do, do, do., In tubs, 64jaCc; do. butchers', loose, 44a41ic; city tallow, In hogshead:!, 3c; country do., 24a2c as to quality, and cukes, 34c Toledo Urnin Market. Toledo, May 28. -Close Wheat Receipts, 3.820 bushels; shipments, 36,210 bushel; lower; No. 2 red cash, 6ti4e. ; May, 624c; August, 614c: September, 624c; No. 3 red cash, 63c. Corn Receipts, 3,600 bushels; shipments, 829 bushels; quiet; No. 2 mixed, 274c; No. 3, do., 27c. J September, 304c; No. 3 yellow cash, 28c. Oats Receipts and shipments, none; dull; No. 2 mixed July, 194c Cloverseed Dull; prime cash and October, 84.624- Buffalo Live Stock. Buffalo, N. Y May 29. Cattle Few on sale: Mockers, 83a3.25. Veals Steady; good, 13.60a4.25; 'common, I3a3.25. Hogs Active; good weights Yorkers, I3.fi0a3.65; light, 13.66: mixed packers, 83.55a3.60; me dium and heavy, t3.45a3.60; pigs, $3.eoa3 65; roughs, 82,90a3: stags, 32a2.6o. Sheep and lambs Quiet; fair to good sheep, 3.40a3.75; culls and common, 1.60a8.25; prime lambs, quotable, t5.50a6.66; export sheep, 3.60a4, for heavy ewes to choloe wethers. Chicago Live Stock. Union Stock Yards, 111., May 26. Cattle Receipts, 6,000 head; market easy and da loo. lower; common to extra steers, 3.35a 4.40; atockers and feeders, 2S.80a3.90; cows and bulla, tl.6oa8.S0; calves, t3.25ai.25; Tex ans, t2.30a3.SO. Hogs Receipts, 12,000 heuj; market for choice 6c. higher, others steady; heavy packing and shipping lots; I3.10al5; common to choice mixed, 33.15a 8.46; choice assorted, t3.60a3.65; light, 13 30a 3.60; pigs, t2.60a3.60. Sheep Receipts, 14, 000 head; market firm; Inferior to choice, t2.60a4.10; lambs, t3.2Sa6.20. Oil Market. Oil City, Pa., May 28. The only quota tion on option today was 107. Credit baJ. aacet, tuft , , ... ..... BUSINESS BREVITIES. CALIFORNIA OOLU The official report of the state mineralogist shows that California nrti,lure4 lutit vonr 11& - KM.147 la gold and sliver, while other uosiancea yielded 13.000.000 Ut tne tirMl,iui. malul. All AWAdn. CAyk tank vu. void. Thin woa an lnon.au tl Utal ItiM over the preceding year. The devrlop- ineni 01 many mines ana intrcducl 0.1 01 electricity insure a greater increase this year in the gold-producing regions. I! H WHAT IRRIGATION WILL DO. William K. Smythe. who la an Irriga tion eXDert. IIVI th rl,l ravl,. n r Ikd Trans-Atlssisiiinnl went to south as far as from Montreal to Mo- one anu east ot west further than from tfoston to Omaha. When acme cheap and practicable means of Irrigation Is found It la exnepted ihul ha of this region will become greater than tne present population or the United States. II II SHORTER NOTES: Canned electricity Is peddled. Ireland has eighteen dally papers. The Czar's crown Is worth $0,000. There are 2,400 varieties of veloci pedes. Russia has 38 state telephone sys tems. Germany's vineyards cover 300,000 acres. Germany", yearly wine output Is worth $3,350,000. It Is stated that 1.352 trains arrive at and leave Chicago dally, about one fourth being freight trains. The New York World has a Bketch of the house of Delmonlco, from which It appears that Its founder landed In this country half a century ago with only $2 in his pocket. The tricentenary of the Introduction of the potato is to be celebrated In Britain this yenr, for It was In 1?6 ex axtly three certuricsago., th-.t SI Wal ter Itulelgh planted the first Irish po tato In his estate at Younghal, near Cork. The loss of stock In New South Wales during tho recent drought Is es timated at 10,000,000 sheep, valued at 4s. each; 303,000 cattle, valued at 40s., and 20,000 horses, valued at Cos., amounting In tho cgttregate to a total value of 2,666,000. In a magazine article Just published, Andrew C.irnegle says: "We should be quite willing to abolish luxury, but to nbollsli poverty would be to destroy the only soil upon which mankind can depend to produce the virtues which alone cun enable our rao to reach a still higher civilization than It now possesses." You need never wear a limp or wilted collnrifyou wcarthe "Celluloid." It's rain and perspiration proof. When it gets soiled you cun clean it in a min ute with a wet cloth or sponge. It will OUtwoareiv- linnn or,11.o ny times its cost in laundry bills. The n.iratv is the only satisfactory water-proof collar made. The genuine "Celluloid" interlined collars and cuffs arc stamped with the above trade mark. All others are imitations. I If rour fitrnih.rilo8n'tellthe"fVllnloid" rood., Hnd to im riiratt. Uollvta 2(ic. each ; culTi iw. pair, pontpaid. itentlon .Izu and tjle (itaud- THE CELLULOID COMPAKY, New York. CA DO lift1' ,he " cltnn V U I J fur tin... good THE TRADERS NATIONAL BANK OF SCRANTON. ORGANIZED 1890. CAPITAL, SURPLUS, $250,000 40,000 JOHN T. PORTER, President. W. W. WATSON, Vice President, P. L. PHILLIPS, CASHIER. DIRECTORS: Robert Beadle, Jnraes M. Everhart, Irving A. Finch, Pierce B Finley, Jceepli J. Jermyn, M. H. Ketueror, Charles P. Matthews, John T. Porter, W. W. Watson, Charles Bcblager, I Vv. Moras, INTEREST PAID ON TINE DEPOSITS. men and arms generally. The St. Denis Broadway and Eleventh St., New York, Opp. drace Church. -European Plan. Rooms $1.00 a Day and Upwards. In A mnail a nrl HHnUM.J.. .1 - few better conducted hotels in the metropolis (nun .Via H, li.nl. Tho great pnpu'aiity it has pcquired crm rndily be traced to 1U unique location, ire nrifnitliira atMi.athe. n Of lie flutalua ina mfvIdb bi.I ia ... ate prices. ' """"r WILUAM TAYLOR AND SOU ilisp Celebrated Fcmnte nTr fill. VI THE :. FASHION 308 LACKAWANNA AVENUE 308 g SHIRT WAISTS. Get the most generous pattern you caa find; select the best materials; have the Shirt Waist made by t oar ova seamstress; Gguro the cost. Then compare with the ready-made Shirt Waists bought and sold by us, aod our word for it, you'll never be at trouble of havinj Shirt Waists made up again. A A A """"" ' " S 1 50 dozen, choice line of styles, stripes and Persian eftects.slzes 1S2 to 4.utcely made ; advertised elsewhere for 50c Our price 39o 36 dozen; this waist canuot bo duplicated in this city for less than Win, shop about, get acquainted with the styles and prices, thsn come and see this special one at 49o 40 dozen, Tau EfTecU, also stripes with white edging, full ' bishop tleeve; a poorer one displayed and sold elsewhere for t8a ; size, 82 to 44. This sale L 75 (S dozen, Persian Effects, also Linen, Plaids and stripes; a 12 si 8 Kuiuu uue; ueuiuueu collars; we will guarantee you cannot duplicate them for 11.25. Try It- Our price . ,. , r m WHITE WAISTS. Not a more progressive counter In the store. We emphasize the materials, make and fit of this. line, aud let the values speak for themselves. Prices ' from . S9e to $2.50 MIHL1KERY SPECIAL DISCOUNTS THIS WEEK. ihiniiiitiiiiimnmiiiiiWimnnHMin LAWN MOWER. la fitted with an improved Cutter Bar of aol id tool mcfl tiinpeird in nil. The Knives haro a positive "shear" rut tid are reiiulxttvl lv a patent improroj "Micro, nometer Adjustment." 'iiie Shafi runs In Phosphor-Bronx J hear irira, mlit.nc greatly tin i ihiIIuibhh in rnnuinf. Thia mneliiiio linn a caw malleable iron han dle brace in ouo pier. In aliuiilirltyof conatrartlnn, ease and accu racy in operation, durability and finish, tlile moww Is uuil.nilitedly the best 'l;gbt" mow er in the murUct. PRICE- 10-Incii, 12-Inch, 14-lnch, 16-Inch, $3.00 3.25 3.50 3.75 FOOTEu SHEAR GO.. C9 WASHINGTO.'I lOUl JAMES MOIR, THE MERCHANT TAILOR Has Moved to Hla New Quarters, 402 Lackawanna Avenue. Entrance on aide next to First National Bank. He lias now In a Comprising everything requisite for Bio Merchant Tailoring. And the aame cau bo shown to advantage in his splen didly fitted up Runs A SPECIAL INVITATION Is Extended to All Readers ot The Trib une to Call on "OLD RELIABLE" In His New Business Home KEST0RES VITALITY Made a let Day. $ We!l Mar. 10th Day. of Me. Tr.E CPEAT 30th Dar. produces the above results In 30 days. . It a ti powM-ftilly anil quickly. Cures wlien all others fall Voting muu will regain their lout manhood. and old aicu will ret-over ttaoir yoututul vigor by using Ul.Vl VO. It qnirklr and surely restores Nervous ness, Lo.t Vitslity, Impoteuor. Nigtitly Kmlulonp. Lost I'oner, Fslling Memory, Want inn Plseases. and ill eflVcta ot self-abtiKo or excess aud indiscretion ". hich linntu one lor s'udy. business or marriage. It lot ouly cures by starting st the seat ot (Ljcaiie, b'lt .8 a (treat nerte tnnie aud blood builder, bring vg back tlie pink c'ow to pale checks and w taring th. fire of youth. It wsrds off Jnaanitj nd Consumption. Insist on baving KKV1VO, ur tLcr. It can bo carried In vent pocket, liy mr.il 1 .00 per psckage, or six (or SS.OO, with a posl Wo written guarantee to core or rercne 'io money. Circular toe. Address itn .... vi(7on . For sale by MATTHEWS BROS,, Druggist, Scranton, Pa. Houses for Sata and for Rent. If you contemplate purchasing or lea. Ing house, or want to Invest In a lot, eea the lints of desirable property ea page a of The Tribuae. lf.'. If wgn fosiywHEjt HragV tnia Ut.. aiao wniM collars ana ruffe; .98s THE FROTHINGHflM. Wagner A Reia. Leasees and Maaager' THIS WEEK. Edison's Greatest HarveL ....THE VITASCOPE, oxe WEEK Commencing June 8. Opera Company. 70 - - people - - 70 STEINWAY SON'S . . 4ckaowledged the Leading PIAN05 Of the Wrl4 DECKER BROS., KRANICHB BACHB and others, ORGANS Musical Instruments, nusical Merchandise Sheet Music and Purchasers will always final a cesaalete stock and at price aa lew as the stub Ity of the fnstrumeat will permit at music STORE, ! ti7 Wyoming Ave. Scnntoa 1 AYLESWORTH'S MEAT MARKET The Finest In the City. The latest improved furnlftsV tngs and apparatus far kecaassj meat, batter aad eggs. 823 Wyomlitfl Avv F.awe.eei CALL UP 3682i II CO. 0 OFFICE AND WAREHOUSE, Ml TO igi MERIDIAN STREET. IL W.COLLINS, Manager. Oils. Kf MT. PLEASANT COAL AT RETAIL.. Coal of the best quality for tlomeatlo use nnd of all Hizes, Including Buckwheat and Btrdscye, delivered In any part of the city at the lowest price. Orders received at the Office, first floor, Commonwealth bttllJlng, roaim No.' I; telephone No. 2624 or at the mine, tele phone No. 272, will be promptly attended W. Dealers supplied at the mine. WM. T. SMITH.