10 DB TOMAN'S PAPEB, THURSDAY, MAT 14, 1896. Seranfon Forging Co., uccc88or to Carriage Hardware, - J. B. SAVAGE, 5outhington, Conn. Special Forclncs- o o MISS ANNA CHASE, ) MISS JOSIE D. LEES, f SCHOOLS AND TEACHERS. Nkat Several Teacjiera m4 Clever .Pupils Ha Sail TUB TEACHERS' TRAINING. lehools Free KIndertartsas Art teseh-tag-Stadr of Literature aad Otkar ahjeets DUoseeed by Promlaeat Taaakara aad Bright Yoanc Waaii af Oar City. SALUTATORY. "True ease In witting comes from art. not chanca, As tboae movt easiest srhe have learned to dance." In junking our Initial bow aa journal ists to our friends the publlo, allow ua, first, to thank most cordially each and very one who has assisted and thus contributed to the success of the educa tional posre of The Woman's Paper. While casting about for interesting and timely material, ail Institutions of learning were visited and Invited to co-operate. In nearly every Instance we met with a kind reception and a willing response, and If any are con spicuous by their absence It may be at tributed, not to Indifference, but to urgvnt duties in other directions. For our fair sisters, we bespeak only kindly criticism, generous treatment, and an unbiased Judgment where your views do not correspond with theories advanced or sentiments offered, for "Men may, I find, ba honest though they, differ." (EDITORS.) REMINISCENCES. Scraalsn Schools from tie Beglaalnf. "We may build more splendid habita tions, Fill our rooms with palatines and with sculptures. But wa cannot bun with (old the old associations." see So we turn to memory's casket, and, with here a smile and there a tear, draw therefrom treasures of earlier years, of school days past, of old, familiar faces of the long' ago. Many years ago, when you and I were young, there sprang, as If by magic, on the northeast corner of Washington avenue and Vine street, on what was then, perhaps, the most commanding site of our borough, a two-story brick building of four rooms, designed to accommodate the children of this already growing community, who occupied the primary, Intermed iate, grammar and high school depart ments. It was our first publlo school and was looked upon as a model of beauty and elegance. As the population continued rapidly to Increase, from time to time additions were made, until the press Ing need of a new building became so great that three years ago the old Cen tral school, as It had always been called, the first graded school In the Bcranton district, was torn down, to be replaced Dy the commodious and 1m posing structure now In process of completion upon the same site, which Is destined to be a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Up to the time of the erection of this Central school building, there had been various private schools In different parts of the town, in Odd Fellows' nail, in the basement of the old Ger man Methodist church, on Franklin avenue, Wyoming avenue, etc. Some of our prominent citizens may not wholly have forgotten the interest Ing dialogues In which they were the prominent participants in those early days, not realizing that they were preparing for a manifestation of their powers at a later day. when the city of Bcranton, with Its more than 100,000 Inhabitants, should do homage to their eloquence. After all.those were childhood's hap py days, still to continue during the years following the entrance Into the central school. Standing aa that build Ing did, on the eminence overlooking Xjyde Park and Providence, and the everlasting hills beyond, we might say almost alone in its glory, so far as any pretentious buildings were concerned It welcomed to its halls both rich and poor alike and bads them "feast and ds sausnea." PIONEER PRINCIPALS. We would pause a moment here to (ay tribute to the memory of the three men of those early days who, perhaps, did more than any other persons in helping to mould the destiny of those wno were afterwards to figure so large ly In the Interests of our crowing city. A man of lovelier traits of character than he who first presided at the in tellectual feast there partaken of each day one rarely meets. Intensely sympathetic, keenly alive to the needs of all his nunlls. his soul reflected In his face, his very presence was a benediction. To know him was to love him, and if he had any fault it was that of over Indulgence. Mr. E. D. Rawson was a peer of the realm, and line Arnom of Rugby fame, right roy ally did he, whose only scepter was love, hold sway over his pupils. His reign over the High School was of ne- eesslty brief, for In eleven months, on account of 111 health, he was obliged to resign, and, if we mistake not, long since has passed to his reward. May mere pe many stars in ms crown. His successor, Mr. E. A. Lawrence, was a Christian gentleman of sterling worth of character, in many respects resembling nis predecessor, both ae serving a far greater tribute than this poor pen can give. After remaining hero for several years he, too, resigned to ds succeeded by Mr. J. A. Llpplncott whom many will remember not only as a teacher but also as a minister of the gospel. Many of the citizens of this city spent the last days of their publlo cnooi life under his tutelage. His strength of character was great, as his whole after life has shown, and he exerted a wonderful Influence over his pupils. After leaving Bcranton he held high positions west and east both as minis ter and teacher. He was for nine ffl B EDUCATION Mllors - years professor of mathematics and as tronomy in Dickinson college, and Is now eminently successful In the city of brotherly love as pastor of the Arch Street Methodist Episcopal church. Time and space will not permit us to speak at length of his successor, but we cannot lay aside our pen without a word of tribute to him who. for so many years, was a familiar figure on our streets and In our schools, and with whom a large number had an intimate acquaintance. Professor Roney's dignified bearing and uniform courtesy of manner marked him as a gentleman of the "old school." It Is but a short time since he laid his burdens down, and he is now resting from his labors. May his rest be sweet and his memory be held in loving remembrance. THEIR CO-WORKERa Of the gentle, patient, self-sacrificing co-workers of these noble men what shall we say? If the kind and encour aging words of praise, that are so often kept till our loved ones are laid away, have been withheld, let them be spoken now. Over the grave of her who might rightly be named the "gentle" one the grass has long been waving and she is sweetly sleeping till the morning breaks. Another, the reticent one, whose sad, sweet face Is one of memory's treas ures, of her we have lost all trace. She too, doubtless has joined tha innumer able throng on .the other side. The last of these co-workers of whom we shall speak is well known to many of our city as a lady of Intelligence and great strength of character. For the last few years she has occupied a position in the normal school of a neighboring town. OLD CLASSMATES. Where are the old familiar faces of our classmates? The bell has pealed forth its last note, name after name has been called upon the roll, but how few have responded to the call. wo inok for their forms and faces in the busy walks of life, but only here and tiiere receive a wjrd of greeting, for the many have usi-toil on befnre and we must look for their names on the ineffaceable roll over whljh the Great Teacher presides, to which names each shall respond In that day when "H cometh to make u His jewels." Of those who stand at the helm of the leading Industries of this and other cities many might be mentioned whose Alma Mater was the Bcranton high school. Those stirring speeches of Clay. Webster, Patrick Henry and others even now ring in our ears, as with elo quence, ardor and enthusiasm these same persons tried to outrival those glorious statesmen of old. And the gentlemen did not carry off all the honors In those days of yore, for the ladies edited papers, then as now, and while they might not compare favor ably with the woman's page of today, or with this wonderful Woman's Pa per, they were an inspiration to the students and were of no mean worth In the estimation of those who contrib uted, to their columns. We sometimes wonder if while we are seeking for the new in methods, devices, concepts, pre cepts, etc., we are not losing sight of things good and old. 'Be not the first by whom the new are tried. Nor yet the last to lay the old aside." What grander monument do we need to our publlo schools than the children who have come forth therefrom and are holding honorable positions in nearly all the walks of life, some of whom bid fair to rise to the highest In our land. In the coming days, with greater ad vantages in the way of heat, light. perfect ventilation and the luxurious surroundings of our model high school, with the Bcranton Publlo library as Its next-door neighbor, and the X rays brought to perfection, by which we may be able to peer Into the brain of each child to see what is therein con' tained and how it may be developed. as also into the mind of the teacher to see whether she is fitted to train the child, then may we hope for still great er rruit tnan uacon or any other pbll osopher ever dreamed of. Then shall we look up and thank our Heavenly Teacher that He hath per mitted us to see the fruition of our hopes and forward to the time when, dwelling In that house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens, we may clasp hands with those we have loved long since and lost a while, and with them join In that new song of thanksgiving to Him who slttsth upon tne tnrons xor over and ever. ELIZA J. CHASE. S0MB UNPEDAQOQICAL NOTES. Conceralnr the Responsibilities and Trials of the Teacher. In tha opinion of most people the sub ject of training themlnds and morals of the rising generation Is of such sol emn importance that I am almost arraid to approach it in anything but reverential attitude. The instructors at institutes and the writers in educational journals never fall to try to Impress upon the inner consciousness of the teacher the re sponsibilities of her position. Accord ing to them, it all depends upon her whether a boy becomes a preacher or a pirate. Even the parents aren't "In it," so to speak. ; I suppose instructors nnd educational editors are very much like other people when you know them, but as I have never been intimately acquainted even with one, I always look upon them as noble beings of a superior order. Now, when a noble being talks to you about responsibility, you cannot help being impressed. I always am, but in spite of that fact I cannot help agreeing somewhat with Oliver Wendell Holmes when he asserts that If you want to re form a boy you must begin with bis grandfather. I do not wish the board of control to Infer from this that I deBlre them to Immediately Inaugurate a system of higher education, in which the reform ation of grandfathers shall play a leading part, and set the teachers at work in that direction. We are also being constantly told that our calling Is such a noble one we ought to be glad to devote our lives to it. We are promised the reward of virtue in this world and a golden crown in the next. For some time past I 0 p J CH.POND.rra. A. L. LEWIS. Vic Pres. HHNRV BEUN. MU & P. CHAMURUN. o o have felt o sure that all teachers will go to heaven that I have not been very particular about going to church every Sunday, and have taken to studying works on pedagogy instead of the Bible. Again, we are gently reminded tnat a teacher should possess every virtuous trait found In the heavens above or on the earth beneath, togeth er with the qualities that help to make the poet, the artist, the philanthropist, the politician, the mother, the sage, tha philosopher and the disciplinarian. All to be procured and cheerfully given for about $55 a month. Away up at the top of the list of vir tues, patience is presented, smiling as blandly as though she were perched upon the summit of the traditional monument and we were personifying grief at the bottom. Doubtless the lines, "Patience Is a virtue; get It if you can. 'Tis seldom In a woman, but never in a man, nrst suggested1 tne advisability of always paying men teachers more than their sisters in the profession, for the same amount of labor. The men have to work so much harder to acquire patience. Another discouraging thing connect ed with teaching Is that people expect you to know so much. When they can not answer Questions themselves, they say, "Go ask her. She Is a teacher and she ought to know." Of course you don't know, and then you feel about an Inch high. I do not care so much now as I ones did. Not long ago I met a man who had assisted in compiling many learn ed works, and was then engaged upon the revision of a well-known encyclo paedia I approached him trembling and with a fluttering heart. I confi dently expected him to immediately begin a dissertation upon the fauna and flora of Central Africa, or to in sist upon my giving in exact Inches the height of the mountains in the moon. Much to my relief, he began the conversation by saying, "Is It hot enough for you?" Since then my Ig norance has not seemed so appalling. If a man v:io know.) an cncyclopaeJia from A to Z descends to asking if it is liol enoujf'i. why should 1 two If au occtisnntil question or two proves too much for my poor intellect Theie are various other matters tnat distress the soul of the teacher. I shall refer to but one more, and that is the model conversations carried on between the well-conducted pupils in the educational journals and their teachera They run somewhat as fol lows: Teacher Point to objects In the school room that are north of you. south, east, west. John The clock is north of me; the door, south: the teacher's desk, oast, and the picture of Bodenhausen's Ma donna westiOf ua Teacher In what kind of a country la the little brown babyt Mary It Is in a warm country. Teacher In what direction do ws find warm countries? Freddie They are found to the south. Teacher If one goes north, what kind of a country would one find? Jennie One would find a com coun try. Teacher Do you think tho people of that country could live without clothes? Charles They could not. Prearranged conversations with pu pils, like those found in the "Guide to Polite Behavior," are all right so long as you receive the answer you plan for, but In real life they have a habit of switching off into unexplored regions. A teacher of my acquaintance was catechising a class of small boys In mental arithmetic. Bald she, "If one apple costs four cents, what will three cost?" .. Pupils, in concert "Twelve cents." "Well," she continued, encouraging ly, "and what will they cost at two cents apiece?" Pupils, with. alacrity, "Six cents." "That is right," said tho teacher, be stowing upon them an approving smile. "And now, what will they be at one cent?" . "Rotten I" yelled a small boy, whose reply evidently cams from tho depth of his experlenca Upon another occasion, during a reading lesson, reference was made to Pompeii. "Have any of you ever heard anything about that city?' queried the teacher. Up came a hand, and its owner said, "Yes, I have; It was destroyed a long tlmo ago by vio lent eruptions of saliva" In another school, there was once an irronroHHlbla youns? miss, who had a way of amusing herself by sticking hat pins into ths boys who sat within arm's reach. The prodded ones naturally objected to this pleasant pastime and made complaint Tne ieacnr wpi tha iioiinnuent after school and remon strated with her upon the error of her m Kha ended her discourse by saying severely, "How would you like to have some one stick hat pins Into you?" Said the unrerenerate one. tranquil ly, "I think that is a case where It is better to give tnan to receive. Timn. vou see. the best-laid conver satlons, like the schemes of mice and men, "gang aft a-gley," and the point which the teacher sought so earnestly to make becomes so deflected that its recovery, except In an exceedingly di lapidated condition, is well-nigh hope less, WHY I AM STILL A TEACHER. Having found that my work In the schoolroom was slowly but surely de stroying my health, beauty and amia ble disposition and unlike the great Pestalozzl, or the persecuted Horace Mnnn. being unwilling to become a martyr in the sacred cause and be re warded with, a monument one hundred years after my departure from this life, I resolved to change my profes sion, and seek some work, less irksome and more soothing to my shattered nerves. To make an advantageous change, however, was not an easy mat ter, as I very soon learned. A friend, who represents a largo pub lishing house in New York city, had long desired me to join her, the pros pect was alluring In many ways, but one awful peril which threatens the book agent's Ufa deterred me, my mor bid fear of dogs. I frequently pictured myself about to ring a doorbell, silent ly rehearsing my Introductory speech, when I am suddenly startled by the ap pearance of a fierce dog bounding to wards me, my screams attracting not only the inmates of the house, but the possersby as well, terror rendering me SCRANTON, PA, Priced Kowarth Incapable of stating my mission, flight and safety being my only desire: until the vision became a terrible reality and I decided that I was never intended for the Bohemian life of a book agent I was not disheartened, however, for I knew of another field of usefulness for which I felt well adapted, so I eag erly watched tho advertisement column of the datly papers and at length my search was rewarded by the following from a distant city: "Wanted An in telligent refined and agreeable young lady as a companion to a demented youth. Must be a good walker. Ad dress with references, etc." Now, al though I had taken many long walks accompanied by youths who were more or less demented, yet I was not quite equal to the constant society of such an unsafe creature and the thought of chasing him for miles, perhaps. It he should try to escape from my surveil lance, was too much for my poor brain, so I did not apply for tho attractive post and was again on the sea of un certainty realizing that '"Tis better to suffer the Ills we know" than fly to those of a book agent or companion. And now at last, after many anxious days, vainly trying to determine my future calling, 1 have an inspiration: I will write a book, a marvelous book, one which will cause a profound sensa tion, which will give the authoress sud den and lasting fame, whose advent In the literary world will far outshine the coming of the "Heavenly Twins" and beside which even "Trilby" will sink Into oblivion. How shall I begin? Will my story be modeled after one of Rhoda Broughton s exquisite love-talcs or will a stately Romola be my heroine?Will she be a weird Elsie Venner, or a lovely Florence Dombey? Perhaps I may have a hero as well, a Van Hlbber for instance, or a modern Jack Harkaway contending with the cultured Indians of the East instead of the Western braves. Whether my hero and heroine will meet in the twilight or the moon light, by the restless sea or on the rugged mountain, whether the story of their love will be a sad requiem or a joyous anihem I do not yet know But I am really getting too romantic and all this may be considered entirely too frivolous for a dignified teacher, for I was requested to write some of my experiences in the school-room and you see I have not done so, on the contrary, I have told you how I tried to leave the noble army and failed In the attempt, but I have been honest at least, for I might have been a hypocrite and told you that I would not exchange my posi tion for even a titled foreigner, and I can only hope that my honesty may be rewarded by as flattering an encomium as was given by my little pupil who said "George Washington was a very great and noble man, although he never told a lie." . Tet, after all. I know that my quest has not boon entirely In vain substan tiating as it does the beautiful truth "Palma non sine pulvere." NELLIE I MOFFITT. LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE. The poet has told us that the proper study of mankind is man. That charac teristic which In among the purely hu man faculties distinguishes man from tho brute anlrnnl in language. "The study cf !ar: iruut-e Is the study of thought and the study of thought is the study of man." To say that language Is the instrument of thought Is neither complete nor exact; it Is rather Its em bodiment. In which and through which alone thought attains its own life. "Get but the truth once uttered and it is like a star, new-born, trembling in its deptha" Language is tho wide open portal to that beautiful domain in which are reserved and crystallized In the en during forms of poetry and prose, what ever the authentic soul of man has touched with her immortalizing finger. To receive, to enjoy and In turn trans mit this precious inheritance is the sphere of Literature, the exceeding great reward of its study. U ram mar ana Literature noid a prom inent place in the curriculum of our schools, yet our children are not perfect in their mother-tongue and the novel of the day holds undisputed sway over the young minds of the rising genera tion. Grammar has of necessity its place in our schools, but as the whole means employed In teaching the Eng lish language correctly, It is valueless. The study of English Literature is for the most part confined to a cram on the personal biography of the author, or at the best it is a reading about litera ture, not a reading in literature. Drop by drop the precious life blood of a mas ters spirit Is coined out in endless dia grams and searching analysis. A kind of Intellectual gymnastics, excellent in Its way, but for a training in real thought, it is rather a hindrance and creates a distaste for higher Literature that will be difficult to eradicate. A child is but the complete, undevel oped human being, and the aim of all education should be, not simply to de velop this or the other faculty how ever Indispensable, but to bring about participation in the life of the race so that It shall be quickened and made re sponsive to the touch of things "seen and unseen." The Intellect must not be cultivated at the expense of the heart The exclusive exercise of the reason has a tendency to dry up all taste for arts and letters and to starve out the spirit of piety and devotion. On the contrary one may refine the organs of sense and cultivate taste and sensibility, but if it la done to the exclusion of right reason and the super ior emotions of the soul, It degenerates Into sentimentallsm and corruption of heart. Human life Is faith, knowledge. beauty, conduct, manner. Religion and poetry, hope, love ana imagination are as essential to our well being as science. There Is one great society alone on earth, "The noble Living and the noble Dead." Our children must know what Saints, Sages and Heroes have loved, thought and done. In this society it is the glorious privilege of Instructors to lead the children under their care. Not only Is it our duty to lead them to ap propriate and assimilate the thoughts of others, but the highest aim of all work should be to lead them to think for themselves, by Inducing thought, evok ing thought, strengthening thought and awakening self dependent thought If this be accomplished the Uvea of our pupils shall be elevated in their free dom from the woes and worries that be fore the strong powers of a nobly active mind "Shall fold their tent like the Arabs And silently steal away." Where shall the study of Literature begin? With the advent of the child In the school, we answer. Literature and Language should go hand In hand throughout the whole of a child's course In school. In the lower grades the kind of readers In use have much to do in fos tering a love for good literature, but unfortunately the only excuse that can be made for the most of those now in use Is on the score of economy. The copyrights of our classical works have long since elapsed, and the price of world-renowned authors has been re duced to a minimum, so that excise can no longer hold good. With the readers banished and the complete works of the best authors substituted, a course of reading could be established which would gradually develop the children's minds and Imperceptibly Instill Into thein, a taste for the best literature. The parables of our Lord In simple lan guage. Aesop's Fables and Canon Sohmld's Short Tales and Parables, we would deem suitable reading for the lower grades. The other grades could be supplied with Robinson Crusoe, Lit tle Lord Fauntlcroy. the Vicar of Wakefield, Fablola, RasFtelos, Cal- llsta. Llfo of Ozamam, Dion and the Sybils in prose; Pope s Essay on Man. Bryant's, Scott's and Wordsworth's Poems according as the children ad vanced In school, Succursal reading could be supplied from the works of Irving. Goldsmith, Scott, Dickens, Thackeray. Longfellow, Tennyson and Alelald Proctor. Head for the children and have them reproduce either orally or In writing the substance or what you .have read. Children have retentive memories and It Is an Important that la early Ufa concrete standards of poetry, especial ly in the form of passages from tho great masters of song be Implanted la their minds and feelings, later tho poems as a whole might be committed to memory. Only a teacher thoroughly Imbued with the taste for good litera ture and who has herself assimilated all that Is beautiful and good In the works of the masters can awaken In her pu pils that sympathy which will enable them to appreciate and respond aright to the spiritual appeal that every true literary work makes to tho human soul. "When we think of ths thousands of children in our schools today who to morrow may be the rulers of our land, should we not wo who have the mould ing of the yet unfashloned and un trained youth endeavor to stem ths torrent of pernicious reading by purify ing the fountain head. It we can suc ceed in teaching our children to love only that which is best In literature we may feci assured that he who in youth loves the songs of Longfellow and Low ell, the graceful tales of Hawthorne, the studies of Thoreau and Burroughs will never he In danger from coarser literature and associations." ST. CECILIA'S ACADEMT. A BRIGHT SKETCH FROM A CLEVER TEACHER. "Write us something from a teach er's standpoint." was the request that reached me through your representa tive. In an unguarded moment I consented and now that I'm about to fulfill that rash promise, I'm puzzled t know what subject would be most acceptable to the readers of Our Woman's Paper. I'm determined I shall not speak on the follies and foibles of men, for I've been asked to write only an article and not an encyclopaedia Neither will I write on tho question of the teacher's salary. I fear that toplo will be touched on more or less by the other correspondents. I know I'm yielding precedence which I cannot hope to regain again by discussing any other subject, for that Is the only toplo on which I can grow divinely eloquent. I could hold those twenty-one directors spell-bound while I enumerated facts and figures I mean facts, teachers un fortunately having nothing to do with the figures until in desperation they'd buy up the whole stock of that "tired feeling" which Is so extensively adver tised, or they'd probably Join the Blues. When one poor lono woman Is pre pared to talk on gold and silver to twenty-one men, it Is sixteen to one she wins. Prepared, I said. I did not say pre ferred. I prefer to talk to one man. AN ASTRONOMICAL DUET. Of course. In the latter case, we would not discuss the fluctuations In gold and silver. We would be more apt to discourse on the heavenly bodies or some other high and elevated sub ject. While I would busy myself in admir ing the brightest star In all the firma ment, he would busy himself by having me aamire tne brightest star on earth. Ana I'd agree to the parallel that would be drawn for mo between the most beauteous orb In the celestial vault and its radiant counterpart on this world, and no doubt I'd remark that I could see a closer resemblance to him, not In a single beautiful star. but In a constellation the Great Bear. Or If I suspected that he belonged to tnat class or thirsty gentlemen whom the Woman's Christian Temperance Union heartily condemn. I might adroitly tell him he reminded mo of ths Great Dipper. But there, there! That Is a subnet I naa agreed to escnew. Now let me take you In Imagination to any one of the many school rooms in our city, and we'll revel In tho sight of gladsome hearts and willing hands as the little tots do tho bidding of the teacher. What sweet Innocencst What arch looks! What twinkling eyesl What confiding tales of trust and promise! ADVANTAGES OF A TEACHER. Surely, you say. the school teacher Is a favored one; to be the recipient of so many childish commences, to be the witness of so much happiness and slm pllclty, to be the promoter of so much good. She certainly Is In a position to enjoy all that Is sweet and good and beat in life. Did I hear you ask If it was not a trial on one's patience and a strain on one's nervous system? No doubt it is, but it is not wisest to complain. Much energy Is lost, I believe, In an effort to be continually at variance with one s surroundings. How much better if people spent that energy in trying to be cheerful. Cheerfulness Is the keynote of a teacher's success. I would that every teacher had that last thought so en' grained In her nature that she couldn't be otherwise if she would. THE GOSPEL OF CHEERFULNESS, Certain It is our school would be vastly improved if hateful drudgery were converted Into happy, agreeable work. A thoughtful Instructor can successfully tide children over tho dif ficult places and rugged spots on the road to learning without lending them too much assistance. A hint here, a smiling acknowledgment there, now a little encouragement and now an hon orable mention, oft times make the scholar when the work, work, work of the unfeeling teacher make the dull ard. The ability to comprehend a child and the tact to be always gracious toward It are attained by experience. The maxim that experience is a hard teacher Is not applicable to the school room. There a more truthful version Is, Inexperience is a hard teacher, and many a pupil has borne marks which attest the strength of the statement. Such pupils, no doubt, would regard it as a bhvslcal truth. No teacher can look back to his early teaching days and fail to find the rue ful errors due to his Inexperience. can recall just such an incident that occurred In my own school room. A HEARTFELT REPLY. I was conducting a lesson in physio! ogy and my talk was directly on the heart. The teachers' text book used an apt Illustration when it said the heart forced the blood through tne veins uxe an engine pushed a train of cars. This was told the children and I had them locate the heart, feel the pulsations, etc. I flattered myself I gave a very sue cessful and interesting lesson and I was very certain that each child un dorstood and would remember all that had been said. The following day the question waj asked the school, "Who can tell me something about the heart?" I ex pected every hand in the room to be raised and you can Imagine my disap pointment when one solitary hand went up. "Well. Gwen, you may tell," I said. She arose in her place and with the greatest possible- naivete announced, "The heart is like a goat." What folly was this after all my fine teaching but the day preceding! I can easily recall my disappointment at this absurd and outlandish reply. I am very much afraid my face took on a frown of displeasure and that my manner was not as cordial as usual when I turned to the child with: "Gwen, Gwen, what makes you think tho heart Is like a goat?" "Oh, yes, Miss , it Is; 'cause It lumps." That was the Idea that came to the child when she felt the "beats." But. teachers. I'm wiser now. never teach the mysteries of the heart in that way. Lately I have assidu ously avoided the heart In every way. It was a waste or time ana effort discovered that boys and girls can And out all the secrets of the heart without The Throop MAKERS dm in i i it Also the new and modern B. H. T. RANGES. any assistance from the teacher. They regard the study as a pleasant one. and if they do get somewhat stuck, aa they are apt to do, they never bother the school teacher about It They rush to a minister and he helps them over the knot and if they dislike his solu tion they rush to a lawyer and he pro nounces the union null and void and accordingly each party takes heart again. TEACHERS AND REFORM. And In all this proceeding the teacher Is ignored. We are becoming a nation of divorcees. This would not be if our boys and girls were allowed to remain with the teacher until they had passed the plastic stage and their characters had become strong and resolut?, Let me make this point heio. A les son should be so simplified that an In congruous Idea cannot arise in the child's mind. We cannot be sure we are teaching well because we know the principles laid down in our methods. Under stand the science of education, but keep It In the background and be cheerful and practical with the child. OUR SCHOOLS, The columns of the educational de partment of the "Woman's Paper" will doubtless abound In articles full of brilliant ideus and scintillating with wit from the many bright teachers of this city, or else will deal with the profound and abtruse problems which occupy great minds only. Belonging to neither olass the writer of this would essay the plain and practical directed to the par ents, for "the parents must provide the children tor the schools" as the lato Prof. Roney once wittingly replied when asked where the children were to come from to supply a new building with pu pils. We often wonder how many or tne patrons of the public schools have any idea of what is going on every day in these "hives of industry." How much they know of the routine and the amount of work accomplished? They know where their children go to school. and, generally to whom. They may possi bly know the teacher by sight and have even a speaking ACQUAINTANCE WITH HER, but It may safely be said there are but few who know more than that. We lay the flattering unction to our souls that this ignorance Is not so much the result of Indifference as of the utmost confidence In those who have charge of them five hours of the day. The teachers, however, might be en couraged by a more Intimate acquaint ance with the parents, and they, we are sure, might be benefited by a knowl edge of what la done In the schools, and how It Is done. They should know the curriculum of studies of each grade in which they have children, just what, and how much Is expected of both teacher and pupil; how the recitations and examinations are conducted: what standard Is tequlred, and how the mark ing is done. They should Inquire, ex amine and sign promptly, the monthly reports, ana make frequent inquiries in regard to the advancement of their children. All these things would tend directly to the child's good and stimu late the teacher to a greater faithful ness In the performance of her duty. The apparent lack of interest on the part of the parents Is often the chief drawback to the child's progress. Perhaps this seeming indifference Is due to the fact that so seldom are the schools brought to the notice of the public In any way except by means of the newspaper reports of the semi monthly meetings of the BOARD OF CONTROL, by a description of a new building, or a brief programme of an entertain ment which has been given. In very few cities of the size and het erogenous population of ours, do the schools move along with so little fric tion In the way of discipline and, al though there are no cast-iron rules en forcing dally attendance very little tru ancy Is reported. It is evident that the children love to go to school, and we know of no higher compliment that can be paid to a school than that fact It is further attested by the happy, smiling faces, the willingness with which they do their work and the desire for Improvement which they manifest. Modesty forbids us to say how much of this Is due to the teacher, but there Is a saying current in educational cir cles to the effect that "as is the teacher so is the school." But we think we may go tartner oock anu put it, AS IS THE SUPERINTENDENT, SO IS THE TEACHER, therefore, so is the school. This, of course, Is true only in a limited sense, but to him more than anyone else Is the excellence of the schools, as a whole, due, for with a weak executive officer at the head of affairs, a weak adminis tration naturally follows. This city has been singularly fortu nate in having at the head of the schools men of progressive spirit, broad culture, liberal Ideas, clear convictions of their needs and the courage to carry them out; men who are not merely office su perintendents, but who go Into the schools frequently and become well ac quainted with both teachers and pupils ana wno give to tnem their sympathy and hearty approval. L, jp p. HUMOR FROM THE SCHOOL ROOM. "Since" was a new word for the chil dren and Miss Jones was explaining Its meaning. "Now, James, give me a sentence with our new word in it." "Me little brother has no slnse," an swered James. Mr. Warren was entertaining a minis ter and tho first evening sent his sn, aged five, to dine with his aunt. When the child was brought home, the minis ter who was acquainted with the aunt, asked If she were not coming over that evening. Before Mrs. Warren could reply. .Tack spoke up quickly. "They sa!d they wasn't coming over tonight cause you was here." A few days later his mother was en tertaining a visitor with some neighbor hood gossip, which she did not wish Jack to understand. He, apparently, wan paying no attention to the conver sation. At the conclusion of the story ho said Impatiently: "Mamma.no one can understand you when you tell a story. Tou don't tell enough of it" The children were singing a new spring song, which contained this line, "And earth groweth green without bustle or noise." "Miss Smith" asked J. D. PECK, Pres. B. S. PECK, PECK LUMBER MANUFACTURING CO., mt jContJ,iSt0,S. Bnlli" General Lumber Dealers, Munufsetnrers t ukDeem BHnds and Mooldlnje, Scroll Bawls. Turning. Carving, Veneered Werk sad WUlWlsl rialsa, Telepheae SB17. isi te lit Bast Uarket Street, Vcrsatea, Pa. Stove Go., OP THE A. L. SPENCER'S General Store, Cor. arm Ridg St and Dlnisoa Ara SCRANTON, PA. Dealer la Dry Goo-Ji and Groceries J. M. AT11ERTON, Masses IVIUVUS til ,. a W. HQSNBAKER & CO., I FIT nl l.,nf. tn ft,.. a c - Uovds and Groceries. ' F. C. Hazzard, MODERN MEAT MARKET, . 1613 Dickson Ave. Choice Meats, Poultry, Gams, T POPULAR PRICES. JAMES F. HANG!. GROCER, TCKITE SPONGE Cff HI TD and P1LLSBURY nJLAJUK. Always in Stock. 1609 DICKSON AVE. MOREL BROS., Florists, Gardeners & Seedmen, Annnunnt thnt thpv have on hind tllMaSa of ttowerinir and gardening pUuta for ifllsg 6a East ilarket St., Green Ridge. Satisfaction the rule. Wa Conrad, DEALER IN 330 North Washington Ave. Telepktse ). Creamery, Cor. Mousey Ave. and Larch St Ureen Ridge. Telephone sees. J. B. P00RE, No. 1220 Washington Avenue, SCRANTON. Mine and Feed Water Pumps, Wed Water Heatora Brass and Iron Cast ings. We are teo to write aa "Ad.1 Paragon Plaster & Supply Co., 1500 to 1516 AlbrigM Aieaue, SCRANTON. Amy, "does that lady wears?" mean a hustle like a The teacher was new, and an object of curiosity to the children. One morning a little girl came to her room, with a pair of mittens, and askee) if any one had lost them. They were duly exhibited, but no owner was found. After the child had gone away, a hand was slowly raised, and a meek lit tle voice said: "Teacher, them was her own mittens. She Just camo in here so's she could see you." "Why," selA the teacher, somewhat surprised, "What did she want to see me forT" "I don't know," replied the child, la the same subdued tone, "I told her She wouldn't ses rauoh," Augustus was four or five years older than the othor pupils In his claaa He weighed in the neighbbrhood of twe hundred pounds and had a voice as grufl as a saw-mill In full motion. He used to sit in a corner made by the back seat and the wall, where he towered above the others like Mt Vesuvius above the Bay of Naples. One day, during a history lesson, a little girl was asked to tell something about Roger Williams. She began by saying, "Roger Williams was a soldier," then, hesitatingly, "No, he wasn't either, he was a minister." "Well," Interrupted the hoarse voice of Vesuvius, "It's all the same anyhow a minister la a sol dier he's a soldier of the Lord," In the arithmetic class, nge was be ing discussed. A little German boy slowly arose, and said he hnd an unole who was six hundred and twenty-three years old. The teacher was quietly try ing to explain that he must have made a mistake, when another youth Just raised himself in his seat and said, "That must have been the number et his housa." Q. Whnt la the diaphragm? A. The dlnphragm is something In grammar that you put words In. Ans. No. 2. The diaphragm divides the lungs into the upper and lower limbs. Teacher (trying to explain the dis tinction between the porsof.slve and the plural of nouns) "Tommle, what is ths plural of cat?" Tommle (with great pride) 'Kit tens, ma'am." Some answers to examination ones Hone: . Q. What caused the death ot William Henry Harrison? A. He drank too much hard older. Q. If you were to go to Boston, whs would you like to see? A. I would like to sss the edaoatsc people. Q. Name four early explorers? A. Greenland, Iceland and the Main land. Kindergarten and other educational matter will be found In Becttan X. Tress. C B. SHOEMAKER, See'y. as. r