r. v THE PCI? ANTON TBIBUNE FRIDAY XfORNIKfcr. APRIL 24. 189R. i Neu)s WEST SIDE EVENTS. Closing Social of tho F.lito Uonolng Class in Mcars' llnll-Thoso Who Attended It. The Elite PamlnK rlass closed its first season last evening with a social in Ileitis' liall. The event at.rat.il many prominent young society people, and was conducted on an ambitious scale. Haucr's orchestra furnished the daiK-e music' and nearly every inciden tal feature to an crfjoyable dance was provided. In the parlors on the second lluor of the hulliliuK refreshments wure served. Professor licorice Taylor in. ted as prompter. Those present were: The .Misses Bertha Wettling. Myrtle l'rrry, Sura Jones, Lena hissenherijer, , Amy Howell, Carrie Fellows. Jennie l.owry, Klla Saunders, Clara Nelim yer, : liessle M'lnans. Kdith House, Kihel J'orte.r, Leonora Staples, Helen Nii- i mover, Alice MUler. Minnie Huphes. Clara Hushes. Jennie Fellows. -Mar-Kaivt Schimpff. Louise I. ppon. J telle : Warren, Llaale Palkowsky. M. Louise Unbent, Lida Weaver. .May Ilnnmih. lOmma Kalkowsky. (Jertrude Lloyd, Jennie Jones, .Mnry HoRhes. (Seorula Johnson. Clara Jones. Margaret I'hil- .lips, Jessie Miller. Victoria Stanton. Klsie Keller. Laura Neil.ell. Jennie Lawrence. Anna Konecny. Margaret Huphes, Johanna lavis. Jennie Jones, mertrude Williams. Jessie Hurlow, .Kstiier Thomas, Harriet Stanton, Hat tie Joseph, Victoria Wat kins. Kdith .Williams. Annie Davis. Annie Will iams. Nellie Heals. Mattic Havls. Jen nie Davis. C.race Acker. May Jones, Hattie Kvans. liessle Jones, Florence nwens. Mary Owens. Viola Evans. Jen nie May Kynon. .May Foster. Nellie Curran, Mrs. Frank Hell, Mrs. F. Ilroeea,. Mrs.. Dean'. ' Mrs.- William Jones, and Harry Ackctvlicnjumin Al len, l-Menr ' iell. of Teckvllle; Harold Lattio. Frank Hell. Charles ttrennc mrt. Thomas Hlalr. ' Archie Urown, vaiues -.Burke.' ThomHM Heck, ' SiR. '.'Brandt. C. A. Hattenburp, Oeorpo'liar rownuin. M: McCann. Charles Hertine, ,Fred Berry, Peckville; Charles Carr. Charles Crorhamel, Alt Clarke. Elmer Crane, George DeWild, Thomas Davis, Arthur Davis, William Davis. W. J. Davis. Walter Davis. Har:-y Decker, Myer Davklow. Hyron EvanH. Henja niln Kvans. Samuel Felnberp, W. J. Griffiths,- Henry Hitchcock, William Hutton. Kobert Huphes, Kit Harris. Lewis A Howell. William Huphes. Jonathan Harris, David Jenkins. Frank Jones, William Jones. Kobert Kiple, A. Luce. John Lloyd. H F. Lewis, Syd ney Mears. Samuel McCrncken, (leorpe Mulley, A. E. Morse, William Marsh, Thomas Marsh, Samuel McKeever, Frederick (J. Peters, Louis Itoekwell, 15. A. Williams. Edwin O. Peters. Elmer Swinple, Peckville: (leorpe Sllkman, John Wettling, S. P. York, Dew! Will iams, (leorpv Wettling, Howard Will lams. Hubert Wntres,' Frederick; Welnns, David Owens. Walter Jones, Thomas Evans and. William Julius. MAJOR WATKINS' MISSION. The visit to this city on May 7 of Mujor , Pattjo Watklns, now of , the American Volunteers, and formerly a popular captain of the Salvation army, will be for the purpose of ereatlnp In terest In the new organization, and, possibly, to form a local Volunteer corps. The majority of the members of the local Salvation nrmy, accordlnp to' their present thlnklnp. will remain In the old organization. There are a few. however, who will endeavor to up hold Hnllinpton Hooth's banner in this city. Major Watklns will speak In the TaleinueJ . Congregational church. Influence my cause an almost unani mous change, in the Soranton corps. Captain Green, the hew comnrtnder, has taken change. ; CHRISTIAN ENDEAVOH RALLV. Last evening at the Washburn Street Presbyterian church the first In the series of Christian Endeavor rallies was conducted. - There was a large attend ance, the audience consisting chielly of young people. Rev. W. H. Stubbleblne, president of the Christian Endeavor union, was the speaker. There were Impromptu talks and solo and congre gational singing. The meeting was quite enthusiastic. Tonight the second rally will be held In the Plymouth Con gregational church. Rev. J. P. Moffatt will be the speaker. All are welcome. NEWS NOTES AND PERSONALS! . The first meetlnc of the Christian Endeavor societies was held last even ing at the Washburn Street Presby terian church. Rev. W. H. Stubble blne presided at the meeting, which wus largely attended. This evening th'e meeting will be held In the Ply mouth church, at which time Rev. J. P. Moffat will speak. The members of the Simpson Meth odist Episcopal church will tender a reception to the new pastor this even ing in the iiarlors of the church. . - Walter Jones, a student at Stroud burg State Normal school, attended the Elite social last evening. Mr, Jones t r Doctor or Clothier Will you pay Ten Dollars for a Swell Spring Overcoat or will you go with out and let the doctor charge you $50.00 for curing pneumonia? ; ; There are no coats in Scranton like these. Think of it! fen Dollars for a Swagger," Stylish Covert Coat, with a Twenty-five dollar look about it. Other Coats other prices, $10.00, $12.00, $13.50, $15.00, $18.00, $20.00, $25.00, lined with heaviest, " richest silk, equal r ' " to the best custom tailor's maker . ,- ' ti , ,. .... . .'. . .- , - ; . -i!y. i a "i c.-tv . m v Clotto, of fb? Stibtirbs. has already made his mark at the Strpudsburg school ae a good ball play er on the school team. . Last flight was thehlrd In the fair and festival fertes at the Sumner ave nue Presbyterian church. It was bet ter attended than the preceding two. Wallace Mouer, who made his Jour nalistic bow on the Times, has resigned from that paper and has entered the employ of the Republican. Mr. Moeer is also studying law.. David' E. I'rloe attempted to choke Mrs. Jahn S.. Jones, of Bellevue Heights, yesterday. Price was arraigned before Alderman Moses, of the Fifteenth ward, last evening and in default of bail was committed to jail to await trial for his assault, lie also used vile language. James llealey. of Hampton street, was injured Wednesday in the Hamp ton mine. .lames Ford, of Continental Hill, died yesterday. The deceased was SO years of ng". He Is survived by a wife and family. The funeral notice will appear later. John R. Edwards, esip, has returned t'l Philadelphia. Thomas O'Brien, of Philadelphia, Is visiting friends on this side. Mr. und Mrs. George Carson, of Wushburn streft, attended a wedding in Honesdalc yesterday. Charles Voos and Fred Warnke, of North Main avenue, have returned from a fishing trip. Miss Maud Slote, of Swetland street. Is suffering from pneumonia. Samuel liligh, of Oneonta, is visiting friends on this side. William Miller, who has been act'ng as window dresser for the firm f Clarke ,Hros.. has taken the tea busi ness for his future occupation. Rev. J. L.- Logan preached In Keers' hall last evening to n large gathering. George Duvis, of Kynon street, has returned from Wllkes-Barre. Wast Side Kindness Directory. FLORIST Cut flowers and funeral de signs a specialty. Florul figures, useful as gifts, at ul South Main avenue. Har riet J. Davis, florist. PHOTOGRAPHER Cabinet Photos. $1.40 per dozen. They are Just lovely. Con vince yourself by calling at Starner's Photo Parlors, nil and 103 South Main avenue. SECOND HAND FPRNITt'RE Cash for anything you have to sell. Furniture, Stoves, Tools, etc. Cull and see the stock of J. C. King, 10S4 and 1026 Jack, son street. PROVIDENCE, Mr. and Mrs. JuhtrM." Jehu, of Wayne avenue, fire" rejoicing over the, arrival of a bouncing baby boy at their home. Thomas Judge, of Taylor, circulated among North End friends last even ing. The Rev. Newman Matthews, pastor of the Puritan Congregatlontl church, delivered an" excellent sermon In the Providence Presbyterian church last evening. Miss Mamie O'Reilly, of Halileton, who ha been visiting friends here, re turned home yesterday. Miss .Bridget Murray. Miss Celia Devers and Miss Maggie Gillespie, of Mary street, will conduct a leap year social on. May 11 in Company H arm ory. A large number of Invitations have been isMied for the affair. A. II. Kiesllng is quite sick at his home on Short avenue. Mrs. L. W. Kiesllng spent Sunday with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John son, of Dalton. DUNMORE. A reception will be tendered Rev. and Mrs. C. H. Hayes by the members of the Epwnrth league and Ladles' Aid society of the Methodist church In the parlors this evening, to which all are cordially invited. Mr. and Mrs.- John Miller attended the funeral of the latter's mother at the Hrlck church, Mooslc, on Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. William Miller, of ltrook street, and Mr. and Mrs. E. H. Kraus, of West lninker street, attended the wedding of John Miller at Paupack yesterday. William Maxwell Is making Improve ments on his Hlakely street residence. Miss Lydla Farrar, of Cherry street, now rides a bicycle of "96 design. The grounds surrounding the office of the Pennsylvania Coal company are being greatly Improved and beautified. The old Kerry property has been pur chased and the buildings thereon are being torn down, and the whole will be made Into, an immense lawn, orna mented with flower beds. -When com pleted, will be the handsomest lawn in this part of the state. The Drinker Turnpike company Is filling up a number of bad places In their road, which will be much appre elated by those who have to travel over that thoroughfare. The first of a series of meetings to arouse an interest In the lecture of Rev. Dr. Clark in the Fjothlngham on April SO, was held In the Presbyterian church last evening, and was addressed by Rev. A. H. O'Neill, of the Baptist church. Tonight a well-known speaker front Hcranton win oe present and all are earnestly urged to attend. '. wv Mm and Fumlsliari SOUTH SIDE NEWS. Mach Speculation aa to W he Will Hal Coats of Twelfth Ward toancll mania Contest. The matter of costs in the Twelfth ward councilmanlc contest Is causing Hf-nry W. Coyle and John J. Kearney and the men who signed their petitions no end of anxiety. The result of the contest showed that sixty-three Illegal votes were cast, nevertheless when the decree declaring Morgan Sweeney and James J. Man Icy elected was handed down by Judge Archbald. h,e granted a rule to show cause why Ihe costs shall not be paid by the contestants. The case will come un before argu ment court, which begins next Monday. An approximate estimate of the amount of expense Incurred by the contest places it at S2.U00 In each case. The contesting of Mr. Sweeney's seat would have been of little value to Mr. Coyle even If the latter came out success ful, because it was within a month of the end of the term when the contest closed. EVANGELISTIC MEETINGS. Miss Sarah Carson, of New Vork city, on uJxt Wednesday evening will begin a week of evangelistic services at the rooms of the Young Women's Christian association on Cedar avenue. She has the ability to use simple and elegant language and her reputation as a suc cessful evangelist is extensive. The services will begin at 7.30 each evening. Miss Elizabeth Root, secretary of the association, expects that the rooms will be crowded each evening and that the services will Increase the membership to a great degree. SHORTER PARAGRAPHS OF NEWS A special meeting of Columbus Coun cil Young Men's Institute will be held this evening. Concert Lodge, Knights of Pythias will meet this evening in regular ses sion at Fruehan's hall. Company A, Patriotic Guards, have resumed their outdoor drills. The first was held Wednesday evening- in Schwenk's park. The Forest band have received one of the new uniforms and they are high ly pleased with them. The coat is of dark blue and the cap Is of the same color. The trousers are dark brown. A nrise has been offered by the Cen tury Hose company to the member sell ing the greatest number of tickets for the excursion next 'month. The prize will be a gold badge. At the board of trade meeting this evening the sewer question will be con sidered. The people of the South, 8lde want a sewer and the board proixmee to keep the matter agitated until the result Is accomplished. George Mlrtz will hold a grand open ing at his restaurant at 612 Pittston avenue on Saturday evening. Hand some bouquets will be presented to all friends who call. GREEN RIDGE. Miss Emma Woolheater and Abbie Blake, of Equlnunk, whu have been vis iting Mrs. F. H. Dunn, of Boulevard avenue, have returned home. Mrs. Henry Snyder, of Marlon street, has returned home after a two weeks' visit at Moscow. Charles Atwater, of Dickson avenue, is spending the week In Duryea. Mrs. Edward Mills and daughter, of Hlakely. were visiting friends in the Ridge Thursday. Mrs. Kittle Hattler's little daughter, who underwent an operation for ap pendicitis some time ago at Thomp son's private hospital, has recovered sufficiently to be able to re taken to her home on Monsey avenue. The Young People's Society of Chris tian Endeavor of the Green Ridge Pres byterian church will conduct the regu lar weekly prayer meeting next Wed nesday. It will be held as a rally meet ing previous to Dr. Clark's lecture In the Prothlngham. J. P. AVells and Mr. Phillips, of Wash ington avenue, have purchased new Columbia bicycles. S. C. Benjamin and wife, who have been visiting In Oswego, N. Y., have returned home. MIsb May Monies, teacher at No. 27 school, met with an accident last even ing. She was riding her bicycle leis urely along Capouse avenue, and just as she was crossing Marlon street a "scorcher" came tearing along. His ap pearance was so sudden and unexpect ed that Miss Monies did not have time to guide her wheel aside, the result was a collision. The front wheel of Miss Monies' bicycle was completely wrecked; the "scorcher" apparently came out without much damage. Mrs. G. T. Prlchard, of Marion street, left Wednesday for Wake Forest. N. C, to attend the wedding ot her sister. M AklNU CHANGE I OR TWC-nFTY. It Will Break I p tho System of the Aver ago Cashier. It was only a little two-dollar-and-a-half gold Piece, but it is surprising the amount of trouble a little thing can sometimes make. The young man had handed it to the cashier In the restaurant, and was waiting for his change, while behind were two or three other people wait ing ior him to get out of the way. Put cashiers are methodical, and, fur thermore, nine-tenths of them have one certain way of making change that Involves dealing in even dollars, as a general thing. No matter what the size of the bill, they take the amount of the purchase out of the first dollar, if it is below that figure, and then hand over the rest of the money in dollars or bills of larger denomination. That was what puzzled this cashier. "Oh! Two dollars and a half!" she said, while she was trying to make a mental calculation, according to her usual system. "That's what it Is," replied the young man. "Of course," she returned, slipping It Into the drawer. "Check, 40 cents," a'nd she counted out 60 cents in order to get on the dollar basis as soon as possible, after her usual fashion; "one dollar, two dollars, three dollars no; that's not right." She was red in the face as she drew the money back and began over again, realizing that the paltry half dollar In the gold piece had thrown her financial system out of order. She made three trials before she got the right amount of change on the coun ter, and well, If you don't believe that a two-dollar-and-a-haltVgold piece will "knock out" the average "lightning change" cashier, try It some time and you will be convinced. WHY HE LOST HIS TEMPER. He gets violent sometimes on very short provocation, and when he slammed the book down on the floor, his wire knew that It wasn't anything very serious. But for the sake of seeming Interested, she In quired: i "What Is the matter, Horatio?" "I wish," he exclaimed, angrily, "that this author would quit calling me 'gentle reader.' " "It doesn't make any difference, does It?" "Yes. It does make a difference. It's an untruthful assumption. I don't like this way he writes, and I ain't gentle when I read his books. If I didn't get started in before I knew It, so that I want to see how his miserable story, conies out, I wouldn't tolerate- his bad grammar and worse sense for a minute, 'And when I'm doing my best to be patient and bear with him, to have him come along an' pat me on the back and call me 'gentle rMder' gets me riled, and I can't help showing It!" Washington Star. I3ARKET AKD STOCK REFQRT Wall Street Review. New York. April 2X The revival of the Venezuelan war scare in London was promptly reflected In a decline at the local stock exchange of anywhere from Vi to 1H per cent. In prices. In the dedllne Sugar and the Interna tionals were most conspicuous.' The selling for foreign account played di rectly Into the hands of the wold-out bulla and the latter attempted to force further liquidations. They met with little success, however, as commission houses bought liberally at the decline. As a result of this buying the Grangers. Missouri Pacific, Michigan Central, Lake Shore. Jersey Central and New York Central sold at the best figures attained since the current bull move ment was inaugurated. In the last hour of business Tobacco suddenly broke to 69V Early In the day the stock brought 744. The slump was duo to an uncon firmed rumor that an Injunction had been obtained restraining the payment of the scrip dividend recently declared. The break In '.he stock had but little Influence on the general list, which held fairly steady to the close. Net changes show losses of Ma per cent.. Sugar leading. The Grangers, however, show slight gains for the day. Tobacco lost 4 per cent. Total soles were 79,d93 shares. Furnished by WILLIAM LINN. AL LEN & Co., correspondents for A. 1'. CAMPUELL, slock broker, 412 Spruce street. Op'n- High- Low- Clos- ing. est. est. In. Am. Tobacco Co.... 74t . 744 UiWi 70H Am. Cotton Oil 15 15V 15 154 Am. Silirur H.f ('Q..11KU. IL'4 Kl Atch., To. 8. Fe Yi 16 1-Si Wk Canada Southern ... 51 Bl 5'14 6'i Ches. ft Ohio 17k 17 17' Chicago Gas ti Chic. N. W 1UU , Uliiln ltO'i lim Chic, U. & Q 81i M'4 81. 82 Chic, R. I. ft Pac ... n 73 72'i 7'M Dlst. ft C. F 20H 24 20 '--OK General Electric .... .18 SS 37 37', lake Shore 1M luS 15 l' lo uis. ft Naa..h 62 6i'i W, M. K. ft Texas, Pr... . 2IVt 28 Man. Elevated im'i llOti 104 l'.s Mo. Pac I an Nat. Cordaga Ia 'S fN Wt Nat. Lead 28 2 27 27 N. J. Central UWi lOWi 1 N. Y. Oeiitrnl 98H M 84 98 N. Y., S. ft W 9 N. Y., 8. ft W., Pr.. 2-t'H 25V4 U 2S Ont. ft Western 15i lCVi K KS Omaha 42 42'4 42 MVi Pac. Mail 28 28 28 Phil, ft Read 124 134 12& 1!H Southern R. R 10 10 t H Southern R. K., Pr.. 31'V Ittft 31H 3ltt Tenn. C. ft Iron l 11 31 SI Texas Paolflo 8 ', s Union Pacific i ( Wabash 7 7 7 : Wabash. Pr WW im W4 19", Western Union 87J 17 8 86 W. U n 1114 10 11 V. 8. Leather t 9 9 V. S. leather, Pr ... 2 64 61 t!3 U. S. Rubber 37 27 27 27 CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE PRICES. Op'n- High- Low- Clon- WHEAT. ' Ing. est. est. Ing. May U 63 82 B3 July 84 84 M 64 OATS. May 19 19 li 19 July 20 20 18;, 20 CORN. May 2 2K ,29 29 July .i 30 30 . SO September 31 ' S2 31 S2 LARD. May 4.82 4.85 4.80 4 & July 4.96 5.00 4.95 5."0 PORK. May 8.47 8.55 8 42 8.r.2 July 8.66 8.75 l.ti 8.72 Scranton Uoard of Trad F.xchangeQuo- latlons-AII Quotations Based oa Pur of 100. Nam. 81 Askel Dime Dep. ft DIs. Bank 140 Scranton Laos C'irtain Co M National Boring ft Drilling Co. ... 80 First National Bank (50 Scranton Jar ft Stopper Co a Elmhurst Boulevard Co lot Bcranton Axle Works N Hcranton Savings Bank XOt Scranton Traction Co II Rant Plate Glass Co. is Bcranton Car Replacer Co..;. lot bo-anion racsing .o st Weston Mill Co..... V4 Lackawanna Iron ft tHeel Co.. ... 150 Bcranton ueaaing uo 103 BONDS. feranto Rlass Co 101 8cranton Pass. Railway, flrit mortgage due 1118 lit Scranton Traction Co tf People's Street Railway, first mortaaae due 1911 lit Bcranton Pittston Trao. Co M Pteple's Street Rauway, Bee end mortgage due 1120 ltt Dickson Manufacturing Co 100 Lacka. Township School K IDS City of Scranton 8trt Imp t ... 102 Scranton Axle Works 100 Borough of Wlnton 6 1W Mt. Vernon Coal Co 85 New York Produce Market. vw York. Aurll 23. Flour Unchanged dull, about steady. Wheat Spot market null, timier; .o. a reu store ujk nnum, 1- afloat, nominal: f. o. b.. 770. in utiIv! unirrsded red. 64a84c: No. 1 Northern, 73c. to arrive; options were fairly active ana nrm at fia'Xic. advance, following the west and on foreign buying, with bullish crop news; No. i red, April. 74c; May, 71c; June and July, 71c; Annual 71c Seotsmber. IVie.: Decem ber, 72c. Com Spots fairly active, firm; No 2 X: elevator: 40c. afloat: ootions were dull and closed firm at ac. ad- varfce, following the west; April, WW.; May, ac.; July, ko. ; nepiemwr, c. Oats Spots Arm; fairly active, chiefly ex port; options dull, nominal; May, 24c; 26a26c: No. 2 Chicago, 2l',4c; No. 3 at .'iv.c; ino. s wmie, zavfcc; mixea wesi nm. 2?.Us20V.c.: white do.. 27a28c: white state, 27a28c. Reef Quiet, easy, un changed. Lard Steadier, moderate de mand, western steam, $3.12c.; city, 84.60a 4.tjo; .May, .io; rennea, uuu; continent, tr.50; South America, IVSO; compound, 44a 4,,JP. t'ora j.uiei, steauy, uncnangeci. Butter-tFancy, steady; fair demand, un phansed. Cheese Oulet. easy: unchanged. Eggs Steadier, fair demand; duck, 10al7c; oiners, uncnungeq. Toledo Grain Msrkat Toledo, )., April 2S.-Cltfse-Whcat-Re-celpts, 1.593 bushels; shipments, 24,600 bush els; steady; No. 2 red cash and May, 70V'.; July, 7c; August, 66e. Corn Receipts, 6.377 bushels; shipments, 17,700 bushels; dull: No. 2 mixed liny. 30V. Oats Ke celpts, 000 bushels; shipments, none; dull; No. 2 mixed May, 20'ic Cloverseed Re ceipts, 150 bags; shipments, 800 bags; quiet; prime cash, 14.85; October, 31.55; prime al Blke, cash, 34.20. Buffalo Live Stock. Buffalo, N. Y., April 23.-Cattle-8teady and firm for butcners'; light steers, 33.55a 8.60. Veals Steady; good to choice, 33.73a 4.25; common to fair, 33a3.65. Hogs Ac tive and higher; Yorkers, 33.8iia3.90; medi ums and mixed packers, 33.70a3.75; pigs, 33.SOa3.90; roughs, $:ia3.1(l; stags, 32.25a2.50. Sheep and lambs Active and stronger; prime wool lambs, 35a5.2,; fair to goad, $4.2f.a4.90; ulls and common, 83.75a4.l5; clipped lambs, culls to best, 33.50a8.95; wool sheep, 33.50al.25; clipped sheep, culls to extra, 32.50u3.9o; export lambs, 34.10u 4.23. Chicago tivo stock. Union Stock Yards, III., April 23.-Cattlf Receipts, 8,300 head; market firm for light, easy for heavy cattle; common to extra steers, $3.20n4.20; Blockers and feed ears, 32.9oa3.7u; cows and bulls. 31.40aa.2n calves, 32.50a4.50: Texane. 32.05a3.80. Hoes Receipts. 31,000 head; market steady; heavy packing and shipping lots, 33.3.V1 3.55; common to choice mlxei, J3.35a3.GO; choice assorted, 33.70a8.80; light, 33.46u3.73 pigs, 32.90a3.75. Sliecp Receipts, 12,0u0 head; market stronger; Inferior to choice. I2.60a5.60; lambs, 33.50a4.40. Oil Market. OH City, Pa., April 23.-31.t2 was the only quotation today. Pittsburg, April 23. Oil opened anil low est at 31.20; closed ami highest at 31.21. Credit balances unchanged at 31.20. SERVED II EH HIGUT. Old Qofron Was Indignant If Not Very Lucid nr Explanatory. From the Cleveland Plain-Dealer. Old Oofrem "A purty pass It's come to purty pass Indeed! At this rate it won't be many years till women '11 be trampln' on the clouds, llghtln' 1 their cigarettes with the sun, and usln" the moon for a silver cake basket Oh" Mrs. Gofrem "What's the ' matter now, old- growler? Saw a lady on a wheel,' t " "Wheeir Wheel? What could" I 'caro for that bad as It Is? But here, now. she'a not content with disgracin' the ; dignity of manhood amid the walks o this life, but has attacked the Holy Bible, the lamp of our feet; the guide I to-" ! "In what way. Absalom?" ! "Hub? In what way? Hain't she writing a new adaptation of" "Of what. Absalom?" "The Bible. Now. take care, Mehlt able, you are treatin" a delicate sub ject" "What did they change, Absalom?" "Change? Why why now, Mehlt able.you're gettin' on dangerous ground, you're takln' up for" "Can you name a single passage changed by them" "What? Have ye become' so hard ened ye haven't any dignity about ye, any "Just give one passage" "One? You know I can elve ve the whole story, and yet ye encourage this dlstortiu' of " "Absalom!" "Well?" "Can you name a single passage in the Hible ". "Why why ahem er ' (Rut what was the use of talklnc to an ignorant woman, anyway?) Eaillsh Capital for America Invest mcnts. Important to Americans seeking Eng lish capital for new enterprises. A list containing the names and addresses of 300 successful promoters who have placed over I100.000.ou0 sterling in foreign invest ments within the last six years, and over 18,000.003 for the seven months of 1W5. Price la or 325, payable by postal order to the London and Universal Bureau of Investors, 20, Cheapside, London, B. C. Subscribers will be entitled, by arrange ment with the directors to receive either personal or letters of introduction to any Of these successful promoters. This list Is first class In every respect, and every man or Arm whose name ap pears therein may be depended upon. For placing the following It will be found In valuableBonds or Shares of Industrial, Commercial and Financial Concerns, Mortgage loans. Sale of Lands, Patents or Mines. Dlrectors-SIR EDWARD C. ROSS. HON. WALTER C. PEPY8. CAPT. ARTHUR ST1FFH. Copyright Welcome fillenoe. Baby's gone to grandma's house, Now there Isn't any noise. Everything 1s In Its place . Where before were scattered toys. He's so small, and yet the house Empty is when he's away. But it rather seems to me I could stand It If he'd stay. Detroit News. A Collar The Sun Can't Hurt. "Celluloid' ' collars and cufls are water proof and will not wilt with perspira tion. You can wear them on the not test day or in the hottest place with comforting knowledge that they will look as nice when yon take them off, as they were when von put them on. When they get soiled yon can clean them yourself in a minute, with a damp cloth or sponge. Get the ' INTKNLINCB " and you'll have the right kind. They .re imitated of conn), but If joo w.nt ths genniDO Inilatofmu threw with abovit tr.de mark. Hold .venwhere, or aand direct to na. dollars Kccnta, (fuS. l conta pulr, inailage paid, blata Sue and afj le wanted. THE CELM'LOin COMPAIST. ( New York. f 6APOLIO WE ARE NOW LOCATED IN OUR. Hew Store 130 Wyoming Avenue. Our store and stock will speak for themselves and need no puffs from . Our friends are all invited to inspect us. JEWELERS, 130 WYOMING AVE. oVta-aa baan Before. TI'. AMP BY DR W. F. The doctor is now located over the Famous Shoe Store, 326 Lack, wanna ahenue, where he may be consulted on all cases ot Eye, liar, Nose and Throat trouble. Spectn' care given to difficult Eve Fitrin? ROOF TINNIKC AND SOLDERING All dona away with by the um of HART MAN'S PATENT PAINT, which consists of Ingredients well-known to all. It can be applied to tin, galvanised tin, sheet Iron roofs, also to brick dwellings, which will firevmt absolutely any crumbling, crack. ng or breaking of the brlok. It will out. last tinning of any kind by many years, and Its cost doe not exceed one-fifth that of the cost of tinning. Is sold by the Job or pound, contracts taken by ANTONIO UAKTMANN, 627 Birch at hlERCEREAU ft CONNELL jiimiminnimiuit THE FASHION 308 LACKAWANNA AVEKUE 308 . ' i s MILLINERY. Alt that Is new, that is up-to-date, Is here displayed ia pr-x fusion. Charming Turbans, Handsome Bennett aid Fancy Straw Hats at prices which, in many instances, are tnc half what is asked for like foods elsewhere. DRESS GOODS. The novelties ot the weaves ol all the best makes at oar , well known low prices, which w'll insure a saving of not less than 25 per ccut 25c Novelty Dress Goods or Serge, In all colors, 1 QC Your choice ... . ! &)& Novelty Dress Goods, 40 inches wldu, beau- OfC tiful combinations itO 15c Plaids, all new colorings, extra good value, Q30 choice 4 85c Plaids, in choice styles, big range of color- )C ings . . LO 60a Changeable Bilks; this Is a grand bargain. OKC Your choice . LO "shirt waists. " Just take a look at our 3'Jc. 50c. 75c., 98c and $1.25 line. Bee If you can match theuifor less thau 60c., 75c., 98c., $1.25, $1.65. LACE CURTAINS! Prices ranging from Too to $60 per pair. We will guarau- tee you a saving of at least 25 per cent on same. MsurasuN , ( II AWNINGS Jb V (won Ths Electric City Awning and Tent Com. eany wtan to Inform th.lr frleuila and. patrons that th. have opened ui office at 311 Linden Street, with Koe Long, where any orders, by mkil or telephone, tor Teats. Flags. Awn ings, Wagon Covers or Horse Clothing will be given careful attention. Ttliplnu1102. BALDWIN'S THE BEST IN T2E MARKET GREAT VARIETY OF SIZES. THE T & CONNELL CO,, 434 LICK1WMN AVENUE. JAMES MOIR, THE MERCHANT TAILOR Ha Moved te His New Quarters, 402 Lackawanna Avenue. Entrance on side next to First National Bank, He has now in a 1 lie 0 Comprising everything requisite for flae Mtrchant Tailoring. And the aamu caa be shown to advantage in bia splta ' dlaly fitted up rooms. A SPECIAL INVITATION Is Extended to All Reader ot The Trib une to Csll on "OLD RELIABLE" In tilt New Business Home CALL UP 3632i HTUI CO. SI OFFICB AND WAREHOUSE, 141 TO 151 MERIDIAN STREET. M. W. COLLINS. Manager. CRIPPLE CREEK STOCKS. We Lave carefully inve.tigatad end now es pecially recommend aa saf Investments, the Htncka nf Thompson, floon.Anchor, (Hebe Hill, Consolidated, Independence-Extenslai, Portland, Isabella and Union-Gold Mining Companies. THE MECHEM INVESTMENT COMPANY. ijB Jackson Street, Chicago, III., Bank Ploor. L. n, Kneelsnd, Msnsger, Member, ot ull Col orado Kxulinugea direct private wlrrs. Or der, promptly executed correspondence eo-Uoited. an nil THE. FROTHINGflAfl. Wagner ARcis, Lessees and Managers. FRIDAY, APRIL 24, A Special Dramatic Event, the Aaterl. caa Tragedian. MR. WALKER WHITESIDE, Presenting Shakespeare's laaertal Tragedy, HAMLET Speclsl Scenery, Accessories, Effects, Etc. Regular Prices. Sal et Seat Now Opts. SATURDAY, APRIL 28, MATINEE AND EVENINd. The Romantic Irian Drama, by Michael J. Moroncy, n sis A Picture of Ireland Framed In Sallies end Tears. True Irish Pathos Tempered With True Irleh W It. MATINEE PRICES, 15c ana goc.i EVENINO, age, goc and 75c Bale of seats now open. ACADEMY OF MUSIC, Tuesday Evening, April sg. Joseph Hart 1 FOR BENEFIT SCRANTOH L0D6E OF ELKS. Sals of Seats Opens Saturday at 9 O'Cleck. Checks at 8. E. Lager Beer Brewery i Manufacturers of tbe Celebrated sa CAPACITVi 100,000 Barrels per Annum IF a.aaaa.a.aaaeaaai AYLESW0RT1TS MEAT MARKET The Finest In tbe City. The latest iaproTed faraisb tuts and apparatus far b nxat, batter and eggs. 223 Wyoming Ave), WILLIAM S. MILLAR, Alderman 8th Ward, Scranton ROOMS 4 AND S OAS AND WATER CO. BUILDINO, CORNER WYOMING AVE. AND CENTER ST. OFFICE HOURS from 7.30 a, m. to I p. m. (l hour Intermission for dinner and supper.) . : V. . ! Particular Attention Given to Collection. Prompt settlement tiuaranteed. Your Bulk ness Is Respectfully Solicited. TelephoM 144. 1 Bf i ROBINSON SONS ,i