THE SCltANTOX VrTBUXE-WEDNESDAY MOR25TXG, , M ARCIT . 1 1 , 1896. n SALVATION ARMY'S CRISIS r .' .... ' -. 'bat Kill Be This Organization's ' future In America? ' ALMOST MIRACULOUS HISTORY Crapfcte Skates of the Origin and Growth f Oas of the Most . Wondcross Religions and Social Move- j ncnts of the Age. fram the TImos-IIerald. "Do aa you are told, ami don't awe," la the favorite dictum of General Booth, a dictum that has been obeyed without question for a third of a century by an Increasing number of followers. The Salvation army is the miracle of our time. A generation ago the army consisted of one man and hla wife, without friends, money or Influence, a place to lay their heads or even a creed to cover and guarantee them. A pro cession of 200,000 people followed the wife to the grave. Now more than 2, 000,000 "do oh they are told, and never argue." At the very moment when the miracle Is must manifest there is a schism In the camp, the son and sub ject, trusted with a high commission, questions the absolutism of his father. , Who could have foreseen, a generation ago. that the Salvation army would row too vast for the control of the one man who was preaching to the sub merged tenth from the tall end of a cart in Whitechapel? The reason of the present schism Is the constant fear that the order will grow aristocratic, will establish churches, acquire property, become In tellectual and respectable. "'Stay down, down," says General Booth. "Wade through the dead sea of sin and shame and sorrow, raise up the unworthy, preach hope to the hopeless, bring Joy to the joyless. The crying noed is for men who are on Are. Moderation is good In its place, and so is prudence, but Oh! In view of the terrible necessi ties of the hour I do hope and pray that God will raise up some blazing, red hot men. It Is only by humun sympa thy and human voices appealing, face to face, with these outcast and ruined souls that they can be won back to decent living and the law of Ood. I will not have a church or respectable, property-holding, local community sit ting down in smug sanctimonious con tent. I do not want another ecclesiasti cal corpse cumbering the earth. When the Salvation army ceases to be a mili tant body of red-hot men, whose su preme business is the saving of men's souls, I hope it will vanish from the face of earth." TOO RESPECTABLE. Mr. and Mrs. Balllngton Booth are too respectable. They preach in draw ing rooms and churches and try to en gage the attention of the rich. Their methods and motives nre above re proach, but the hand of the general hus tried to press them down, down to the Blums and saloons and brothels as their only field of labor. Let the rich come to them. It was,no use to insist that con ditions were different in the United States, where church Is separated from state, and all true Christians have hu mility. "Humanity Is the same every Wheit, dvgrflJatlon Is the sam. sorrow the same resist every temptation to consider anything but the immortal soul." The spirit that began to burn thirty five years ago threatens to consume it self in this frenzy of fear. But one can but admire the consistency and indom itable will of the man. As a young divine he preached in a small Methodist chapel in Wales. Peeing that the idle, the vicious, and the extremely poor would not come even to so humble a church he went out on the common, and, standing In a farmer's cart, preached to them there after the muii ner of the early Methodists. To his surprise he was disciplined, and when told that "the Methodists were respect able now" he cried out: "Then may I forever be as disreputable as the found ers of the church." Dismissed from the Wesleyan con nection, homeless, penniless, he, with his wife and child, walked to the next village, preached, collected enough pen nies for bread and lodging and went on. Bo he worked his way to London, saw the door of the Congregational rhurrhes closed to hi in because of his Inability to believe in a limited salvation, lie set himself to the task of evangelizing Whitechapel, Preaching from the top of a dry goods box, a cart or barrel head, he was In no way distinguished from the numerous Itinerant preachers of the east end of London except by his uncommon zeal and success. THE ARMY'S START. There have been great and famous men who have founded organizations, but General Booth Is the only one who has at the same time renred a family for the express purpose of carrying on the work he began. The "mother of the Salvation army" was also the moth er of eight children, whom she brought up In the fear of God In the midst of the vice of Whitechapel. Consecrated to the army from the cradle, they have become evangels. Never was there such a set of cripples who have per formed the incredible tasks as those Imposed by zeal on the Booth family. Mrs. Booth fell a victim of disease and died . of cancer. Bramwell Booth ' and Herbert Inherit the heart disease, and the former has inflammatory rheu matism. Mrs. Booth-Cllbborn La Mar chale, of France, has a diseased spine; Eva Booth, field commissioner, is fra gile; Ballington was never robust. But. weak and constantly ill. they have all -been trained from childhood to the de tail of practical administration and finance, with men and women In masses and Individually, and all of them are prepared to direct tremendous enter prises. This Is the secret of General Booth's success. Once a convert, he sets a task. In England a convert is called a "converter," and it Is literally the truth. "Here," he has said, "In the army are thousands whose energies would have been wasted In taprooms and on street corners. They are going to revive the medieval church, delving down Into the lowest strata of human society, and exploring every seam as with a miner's lantern. In order to dis cover, extricate and utilize any 'Jewel of price that lies hidden there.' " quot ing Carlyle, who had a fascination for him. In ten years he was the general su perintendent of the Christian mission of the Kast End. The title was abbre viated' for convenience to "general." Then he heard that his twenty-four volunteer evangelists were dubbed captain by the nondescript crowds that gathered to hear them. Asked to de fine his mission, he said that It was like George Pox's army, the preachers were banded together to save souls. So Sal vation army, one of those inspired phrases, came into existence with the suggestion of a military organisation and a distinctive uniform. MRS. BALLINGTON BOOTH. " It spread like wildfire. The idea of being always In the field prepared to meet and fight the devil gave a vivid practicality to the whole army. Gen eral Booth evoked the potent senti ment of brotherhood and comradeship. A famous agnostlo said of him: "He has grouped together human beings In associations which make them feel that they are no longer alone In the world, but have many brothers." Ha never made overtures to the rich. Himself Intellectual, he has little re spect for Intellect. Beauty appeals to him not at alL "Men have more need of virtu than anything else In the world." This explains why the ranks are filled with men and women who hava little learning, but It Is notice able that those with a good deal In avitably gain a high place. About 1180 the first Salvationists left London for the provinces. In a village where two - unlettered girl preached, sang and prayed 'In, th.strocts, and then heuded a procession of the rough est element In the town to a hall, they were heard by. a-'young 'girl, the only daughter f-thu village rector. Again and again eh went to hear them. She saw the saloons, deserted and a thous and people crowded into' the hall list ening to services such as Dinah Morris conducted, with hearty responses, live ly singing, fervent prayers, simple ex hortations, differing but little from mis sion revival services. - She saw that many went to scoff and stayed to pray and went away different men. This was Maude Charlcsworth. now Mrs. Ballington Booth, against whose removal protests are being made to day. She told her father what she had been, and begged to be allowed to join these strolling evangelists of unknown antecedents from East London. He re fused, and she ran away to London to General Booth, who promptly returned her to her father, telling her the first rule of the army was obedience to authority. She owed obedience to her father. Ho probably thought he had seen the last of her. But several years later she returned. Her father was dead, and on his deathbed had con sented to her joining the army. A lady by birth and training, delicate ly reared, with a fresh country beauty and wild-rose bloom she has never lost, accomplished in the languages and mu sic and all social graces, she took up her life in the slums of London.. she nursed wretched babies, prayed with loathsome death, led fallen women to the Rescue home. Her seal grew, her eloquence developed, her appeal reached the most hardened, her sweet" voice, attuned to the organ, rang out pure and clear In the alleys where Jack the Rip per did his vilest crimes. All her gifts of mind and soul and body were freely spent In saving souls and raising sub merged lives to the surface of self-re sped. , ; THE ARMY'S GROWTH, . i When Ballington Wth, the general's Benjamin, his best beloved son, re turned from Australia, whither he had gone at the age of 2, they were mar ried and came to the United States. Everyone knows what they have done here. Penniless on their arrival) they found but a nucleus of officers left by Commissioner Raillton and Commis sioner Frank Smith. Noy they have won their, way to commendation 'in every pulpit In the land. Nearly five thousand officers have been created by them. They have a half million in prop erty, and have sent that much to Inter national headquarters in London to be used in foreign missions. They have established rescue homes In the large cities, slum sisters to live in the midst of the lowest criminals, prison-gute houses for the employment of released prisoners, food and shelter houses, day nurseries; training homes, a publication oftlce, a uniform clothing factory. All this has been done with the pence of the poor. No other organization since the mid dle ages has required such sacrifices from those who take up the work as the Salvation Army; f,0O0 picked men and women. In the very flower of their youth, voluntarily performing the most arduous labor, living often In vile quar ters and on subsistence wages, which they must first collect. Is the record of Mr. and Mrs. Ballington Booth in America. Wherever these labor they raise up others fahloned in their own likeness, whose whole nuture and man ner of living must undergo a sudden and almost Inexplicable change. The same thing Is going on In every country on the globe. By marriage the fighting force of the Booth family has doubled In time will be quadrupled, for the nu merous children are dedicated to the service from the cradle. .. , . MARRIAGE A CORNERSTONE. Matrimony la one of the cornerstones of the organization, and large families are the rule. Yet marriage is not pos sible without mutual vows to each oth er and the army. From the very mo ment the penitent' at'the mourners' bench ' confesses his sins, the army closes around him. He Is a prisoner of war for a month, but out on parole, and Is guarded by a sergeant. Then he Is a recruit, drilled In all the army prac tice; then a private, wearing a uniform and required to be in street parades and meetings, testifying to his conver sion und lending a regenerated life. If he wishes to give up his ordinary work and devote himself to the army, he becomes a cadet. If married, he or she cannot come without the wife or husband and children. Promotions be gin with lieutenant, then captain, adju tant or ensign, colonel, major, brigadier, staff captain and commissioner. The lowest salary Is $" for a cadet, and $15 to a commissioner. Nothing more is al lowed than a living wage, and that must be collected. Kverything in ex cess of that must be sent to headquar ters for extending the work. Among the 20,000 officers stationed In various parts of the globe, there Is never a complaint for the hardships. The choice positions are the opening of new posts where scorn, revlllngs and partial starvation Is their portion. The officers have no property but what they can carry In their trunks, they can ac cept no presents. But the more gifted, seeing special conditions making for social degradation, have wanted to ex ceed Instructions. Since the movement became large, and attracted men and women of wide capacity. It has been well known that there were those In the army more progressive than the founder. "IN DARKEST ENGLAND." It was not until 1890 that "In Darkest England and the Way Out" appeared. It had a tremendous effect and General Booth was credited with having origi nated the whole scheme. But the truth Is that the general wished to fight only with spiritual weapons. Insisting that once regenerated spiritually, the man or woman would be able to life him self out of Idleness, disease, vice and crime. His lieutenants, brought face to face with the "army of despair," be came convinced that physical regenera tion must often precede any hope of the spiritual. The gospel alone would not feed hun gry children nor put wages Into the hands of the Idle, nor shelter a house less, defenseless woman. Almost against his protest, at first, day nur series, emergency workshops, food and shelter houses and rescue homes were opened In London, by Frank Smith; in New Tork by Mr. and Mrs. Ballington Booth. Once started In the right direction, the general distanced them all in his vast scheme for eliminating the un worthy. His factories) farm colonies, colonial emigrations, Salvation army ships and other details of the scheme struck the popular Imagination. At one time It seemed as if he was des tined to "fall Into the woe of those of whom all men saeak well. One hun dred thousand pounds was raised In six months' In England and great im petus was given to the practical work of Mr. and Mrs. Ballington Booth in America. Land was offered In three continents, the 'book was translated into every European tongue and into Japanese. But a significant Incident was over looked. On the very eve of the practi cal operation of the social scheme Com mander Frank Smith abandoned his post as director of the social wing in London, giving as a reason 'that he "had to maintain the right 'of inde pendent judgment against the pressure of the instinct of authority and the prejudices of the other departments which were slow to adapt themselves to the exigencies of growth." These were strange words to be used at the very moment that the civ ilized world was pouring gold at the feet of General Booth to carry out the very Ideas for which Frank Smith had labored. That "Instinct of au thority" lost the army the most val uable officer, In the practical solutions of the labor question, that it possessed. That "Instinct of authority" Is likely to lose Mr. and Mrs. Ballington Booth to the army and keep them for the United States. They have been here ten years and call themselves Ameri cans. To toil th mselves of any nation or country Is In violation of one or the first principles of the organization. "Yum are hut KlranlrlH here: - Ilea ven L'ls your horn." They tan pIlKiims, children of God, doing His will, having rto choice, rejoicing In the severing of ties. To have a love for a locality and personal possessions is the first step toward aristocracy. A FATAL OFFENCE." That the offense of Mr. and Mrs. Booth is great is to be seen from their summary dismissal. Mr. and Mrs. Booth have tendencies toward the re spectablethey have a home and a country, and, lastly, they refuse to obey. They have "fallen Into the woe" of being well spoken of by the rich. They pray for the poor millionaire; General Booth thinks the millionaire is past praying for. "Stay down!" he cries. Let every thing be done for the poor by the poor. Be poor and despised with them. The quakers the Salvationists of the com monwealthare now extinct volcanoes. So, If the Salvationists become respect able, they will cease to exist as a propo grandtst, militant body." In the meantime Ballington Booth has ceased to draw even his $15 a week, GOOD SHORT STORIES. MR. FISCHER'3 JOKE. The members of the House are still laughing over a dellclously funny Joke which Representative Fischer, of Iew Tork, perpetrated a week ago at tli ex pense or Mr. Gibson, of Tennessee, says the Washington Post. The pension bill ws under discussion. Mr. Gibion was speaking to an amend mem offered by himself. Mr. Glbaon Is conspicuous chiefly for his short stature, ihis tierce, Napoleonlo mustavhe, and an opulence of lung power which rtminda one of ex-Bpeaker Kelfer. He was using this 'lung power to its best advantage. The volume of sound which escaped from hl lips reverberated throurh the chamber In trumpet topes and could be easily heard In the corridors. He was emphasizing his words with a series of violent gesticula tions, which are the usual accompaniment of speeches on the Southern hustings. He was fairly warming up to his subject when Mr. Ficsher arose. . "Mr. Speaker." he exclaimed. "I rise to a point of order." "The gentleman from New York will state his point of order," replied the chair, blandly. , "My point Is this," went on the Now Yorker. "A number of members on this side desire that the gentleman from Ten nessee shall speak louder; It Is Impossible to hear him In this part of the chamber. Why, even the- gentleman sitting next to him Is not catching a word." All this Fischer said with a face, as grave as a Roman Senator, dropping back quietly s he spoke into his seal. The House, which saw that Fischer was chaf fing Gibson, awaited the result with much interest. Gibson, who also realised that he was being guyed, turned and looked for a moment at the gentleman teide him. As he did so his face expressed firm surprise and then disgust. Fischer was right. The "gentleman be side him" could not hear him. H was sound asleeep. SENATOR HILL AS A WIT. t According to a gosslper In the Washlng lon Post, tienator Hill is obtaining some reputation as a wit. His speech at the Gridiron Club the other night Is aula by those who heard It to have been 'humor ous. Even In the Senate he has lost hla seriousness and appears to see the humor ous fide of everything. In the. debate oil the silver bill the other duy he tripped up the serious Mr. Jones, of Arkansas, by tying a rope across the legislative side walk, ami then made sport of him while he was rubbing his shins after his: fall, lie umused himself next at the expense of Mr. Tillman, and finally, as the debate wus drawing to a close on Saturday, he mimicked the venerable Senator llunis as perfectly as Hoi Smith Kussel could (have done It. The Senator from Tennessee Is the Sir Oracle of the Senate, and when he opens his mouth no dog must bark. After an agreement was Teached about the hour for voting on the free coinage substitute for ' bond bill, Senator ilurrls nwe in his piace, os he commonly does on such occasions, and with a most Impressive an I Important air, announced: "The a i. 'align ment Is perfectly satisfactory to nie. ' Then he sat down with a cons''nuj-""s that everything was settled. Mr. Hill, who sits almost inimmllntely behind Air. Harris, then arotte, and in the same tone of voice, the same deliberate emphasis and the same majestic sweep of his arms, repeated: "The arrangement Is perfectly satisfactory to me also." The most ac complished actor could not have given a better Imitation of the peculiar manner and tone of the Senator from Tennessee, and of course everybody laughed. CORRECTED. Counsel for the plaintiff In a certain case made use, during his aisumeiit, of the word "brougham." "Kxcuse my Inter rupting you, Mr. ," said his lordship, "but In tho society In which 1 am accus tomed to move, we pronounce that word ''broom,' and so save a syllable." Inuring hla summing up, the Judge hud occasion to use the wont "omnibus." "f-',xcus me, m'Lud," broke In counsel, "but In the so ciety In which 1 am accustomed to move, we pronounce that word 'bus,' and save two syllables." Plck-Me-l'p. SIMPKIN9 ANDTHE OENERAI In one of the Western campaigns lien era) Karl Von Dorn rode to one of his out posts to see if his pickets were doing th.-lr duty. He was astonished to see one of the pickets sealed on the ground with his mus ket all to pieces. Investigating its work ings. The following dialogue took place: "What are. you doing with your gun all to pieces?" said the General. "None of your business," said the man. "Do you know who you are talking to 7" said 'the General. "No; nor I don't care." "Well, i am General Van Dorn, and you should present arms and salute." "Well, General, I am Bill Slmpklns. and If you'll just wait till I screw this old fusee together, i will give you the durnd et salute you ever saw." The General rode on and left the man, doubtless impressed with the idea that this man's bump of reverence was undevel oped. ROLES OFF THE STAGE. He wanted to be the advance agent to precede "The Heart of Maryland" when it takes to the road next season. Manager Max Iilelman did not like his looks or his record and sought to discourage him. "You'll have to disguise yourself and go through the country ahead of the play as a war veteran," remarked Klelman. The Immaculate corner of the man's natty collar dropped a trifle, his face flushed Indignantly and his voice became husky. "Next thing you managers'll want," he retorted, hotly, "Is for a gentleman to dls Riilse himself and blow through the coun try as a war mule." - r 'Hardly as bad as that," answered Blel man, quietly, "but I've known of a few war mules todisguse themselves and blow Into this office as advance agents." APOSTROPHE TO AN ORPHAN MULE. Bill Nye, In Boomerang. O, lonely, gentle, unobstruslve mule! Thou ntandest Idly 'gainst the azure rky. And sweetly, sadly slngeth like a hired man. I Who taught thee thus to warble In the noontide heat and wrestle with Thy deep, corroding grief and , joyless woe? Who taught thy simple heart Its pent-up. wildly-warring waste Of wanton woe to carol forth. upon The silent air? I chide thee not, because thy Bong is fraught with grief-embittered Monotone and joyless minor chorda Of wild. Imported melody, for thou Art restlexa, woe begirt and Compassed round about with gloom. Thou timid, trusting, orphan mule! Few joys Indeed, are thine. Thou thrlce-beslrlcken, madly Mournful, melancholy mule. And he alone who strews Thy pathway with his cold remains Can give the recompense Of melancholy woe. He who hath sought to steer 1 Thy limber, -yielding tall Fernlnst thy crupper-band Hath given thee Joy, and he alone. -'Tls true, he may have shot Athwart the zodiac, and, looking , O'er the outer walls upon The new Jerusalem, Have uttered vain regrets. Thou reckest not, O, orphan mule For It hath given thee much Joy, Round about thy bursting heart, And held they pottering reason To Its throttev Sing on, O mule, snd warble ' In 4 he twilight gray, UnchkMen by the heartless throng. Sing of thy parents on thy father's side. Yearn for the days now past and gone. For he who pens these halting. Limping lines to thee Doth bid thee yearn, and yearn, and -yearn. THE WORLD OF WflMili Topics of Interest to All Members of the Gentle Sex. . HEALTH AND HOUSEHOLD HINTS Carefully Selected Recipes, Suggestion as to the Care of the llome aad Other Matters Eaterlag Into Woman's Widening Sphere. "Six Million Superfluous Women" is a headline which the Austrian and South German editors have been over working sadly in the last few days, writes a Berlin correspondent of the Times-Herald. Six million suiierfluous women In Europe: what shall we do with them? Is the problem which Is presented dally to the clubmen and statesmen and princes and philosoph ical publicists of Munich, Vienna and Budapest. To be sure, but a fraction of this alarming total belongs to the people of central Europe, while the rest Is spread from Madrid, where nobody asks troublesome questions, to St. Pet ersburg, where nobody answers them; yet the German and Austrian editors like to talk In millions and think thus to attract more attention to this great women question of the day. The whole problem of the superfluous woman has been brought before the public again by the proposal of the wretched little Servian government in Belgrade to lay on bachelors a special tax. Servla has only about 100.0UO bachelors, all told, but If they were to pay five or six francs each into the royal treasury, the sum would be 500,000 or 600,000 franca and that would help mightily In these hard times In the Balkan. Moreover, the tax would be under the disguise of encouragement to home life and protection to the family. The plan of taxing bachelorhood was proposed In Belgrade weeks ago and was let fall as Impracticable, but has been revived again and Is likely to be presented to parliament In the form of a bill. The Idea has struck Prince Ferdinand, of Bulgaria, favorably, and he, too, has given orders that a bill to the same end be prepared for the Sofia lawmakers. From Sofia and Belgrade the agitation of this odd subject has spread to Vien na, the hotbed of women problems and eccentricities, and, following the famil iar way of thought and civilization through the centuries, has traveled to Munich and to Frankfort. The minister or public worship In Austria recently told the imperial par liament that there were 800,000 more women than men In the empire. When questioned later In a special audience with Emperor Franz Joseph, the min ister explained that he had meant 800. 000 women who would be married If they could have found men to marry them. About 100,000 of these miperfluotts wo men lived In Vienna and the Viennese suburbs. "How have we solved the problem ns far as these 100,000 are eoncerned?" asked the emperor. . ' "We have not solved It, your majes ty." was the minister's reply: "we have let them solve It for themselves." "And how have they done It?" "About CO.OOw or (10,000, your majesty, have solved It by taking to the streets; some 20,000 more by following a similar calling In private apartments provided by the noble and rich of your capital; perhaps 10,000 more are working In fac tories and shops, and the rest by living on the bounty of friends and relutlves." If a careful census could be taken among the superfluous women of all Austria, they probuldy woudtbe found classed In every big city as the minister clussvd them for the emperor. The census would show, however, that to tli voO.OOO superfluous women must be added some 60,000 or more who are not superfluous but yet nre unmarried doomed to spinsterhood by the disin clination if Austrian men to tie up to homes, altars, cradles and the like more. For the superfluous there in no hope of matrimony, for the mule emi grants, who disturb the balance of the sexes, cannot be recalled from America for their benefit; the only thing that the government may do fur them is to admit them to new occupations and new channels of education, thus reliev ing the pressure upon that one shame ful calling to which hundreds of thou sands are now condemned. For the 600,000, however, w ho are condemned to spinsterhood, although there nre men ut hand to match them, something cun be done, and many Austrian publicists ure saying must be done, If the empire Is not to fall into the condition of moral dry rot which atllicts France. Among the many schemes under dis cussion, the one suggested In a "ques tions of the duy" pamphlet Is worthy of serious notice, although so far the seri ousness has been exclusively on the side of the writers Instead of the readers. The remedy recommended by the au thor Is a combination of a bachelorhood tax and a spinster's pension fund. Af ter establishing the duty of man to marry and continue his race, and the Interest of the government in keeping a bachelorhood and spinsterhood at the minimum, the author says it Is mani festly unfair toward the married man to make him support wife and family and contribute besides. In taxes, toward the support of the spinsters who be come public charges, either in the hos pitals or the almshouses. Who should pay all the expenses for the support of such spinsters? Why, the men who have dodged their obligations to marry, of course. Most of these dodg ers are well to do. Among the poor are comparatively few bachelors. The ca sinos, the clubs, the wine-rooms and the pool rooms are the places where most of the unmarried men of mar riageable ages are found. I'pon them, then, should be laid the burden of caring for the women whom their selllshness has condemned to spinsterhood, and perhaps want. The tax should be levied as a poll tax. Institutions for the care of homeless spinsters should be conducted with a separate government budget, and the amount of this budget should be covered by the revenue from the bachelors. The differing circum stances of the bachelors should be con sidered, to be sure. The whole number should be divided Into three classes, ac cording to their means, and be taxed correspondingly, as was the case when the old class tax in Prussia. Then the bachelors who had the most money would have to pay the highest penalty for shirking a duty to the government, and. In fact, the whole human race. The philosopher and political econo mist of the "questions of the day" has a Jow opinion of the numerous solutions of the oman question which are pro posed by the Lady Somersets and Fran ces Willards and the tabblfled men who march in their philanthropists' cblttmn. The admission of women to new occu pations and to official places, he says, is merely a method of dodging the is sue. New educational Institutions for girls, even up to the limit of the highest education, he thinks, are good enough In their way. but they do not solve the bread-and-butter problem for the na tion or the race. Every woman who enters the government telegraphic ser vice, for Instance, pushes out a man and makes him unable to marry And support a family. If carried to Its log ical conclusion, this substitution of women for men would result merely In hundreds of thousands of superfluous men Instead of hundreds of thousands of superfluous women. The problem, therefore, would be the same old one. With the one change that "male" would be substituted for "female" and bach elorhood" for spinsterhood." Instead of a "spinster fund." It would be necessary to have a "bachelor fund," and the sec ond stare would be worse than the first, -ill: tf the "new woman" take the form We hear of at Equinunk she will, In the Philadelphia Bulletin's opinion, be a relief to the over-burdened husband man. At Kqulnunk It Is thought worth telegraphing, the women of the Metho dist church have undertaken to raise funds for a new church edifice. Cast ing aside the frivolous "fairs" and other devices usually adopted for rais ing funds, the women of Equinunk have set their hands and seals to a contract wih a chemical company to "saw and cut 250 cords of wood," for which they are to receive the regular pay. Now, it may be said without in vidious comparison with other women that this Is something worthily "new" In the way of feminine equality with men! The church thus built will be thrice consecrated. It will receive the chrism of woman's toil, the sanctity of woman's constancy! And since the dispatch significantly Informs us that the men of Equinunk are "brave.hardy, big-hearted mountaineers, and the wo men good-looking, healthy and Intelli gent,'! may It not happen that the wood thus cut may be dispersed all over the i'nlon as souvenirs of what woman ran do when she really means to be "new" In a useful way? Suppose every stick, when cut. neatly marked with the Ini tials of the "healthy and handsome" dame or demoiselle of Equinunk whose stout arm shaped It Into symmetry what a talisman this would be sent to every "fair" In the country! What an emulation It would arouse! Then, too, how the hearts of the susceptible young farmers all over the land would glow in handling the historic piece! No won der the event Is, as the naive local ac count says, "attracting attention In alt Wayne county" for this extremely In teresting development of the new wo man is in our own state. It would be monstrous to permit these 2."0 cords to be consumed In the ashes of an acid factory! No, they Bhould bo cherished as sacred evidences of what woman can do when she really sets her mind on be ing "new" in an useful way, -:!!:-HEALTH NOTES: It may be a bad habit to tonnt the feet before the lire for half-an-hour before going to bed with tho feet cold. The body ought to be so vigorous and so well clothed that the feet should always be warm. Lacking this, it Is the height of folly not to resort to artificial means. The modern remedies for chilblains are legion more almost than the sufferers therefrom. Three of the best are: Raw oulnns sliced und bound upon the sore HKits; oil of peppermint well rubbed In; and, thirdly, tincture of iodine, applied with a feather or camel's-halr bru? h. Cold feet should be dipped In cold water for a brief period: and then, Immediately before getting Into bed, they should be rubbed till they it low, with a pair of hair fleyh gloves or a rough Turkish towel. After this a hot water bottle will be suc cessful enough in maintaining the tem perature of the feet, though, without this preliminary, it is impotent to do so. Disagreeable as the plan at first sight may appear. It la efficient, and those who have once fairly tried It continue it, and find that they have put an end to their bad nights and cold feet. J'llls, potions, lozen ges, "night caps," ull narcotics, fail to en able the sufferer to woo sleep successfully; get lid of the rold feet, and then sleep will come of Itself. "In your Instructions to your patients," said a prominent physician toa young practitioner, "be particular In giving min ute directions concerning diet. This has greut effect, on t'.io minds of old women especially, as their maladies are In a great measure imaginary. Give a list of what Is to be eaten at breakfast, dinner and sup per, and you may depend upon being made the subject of conversation, and will be considered clever. I brought myself into notice and gained several prominent families by recommending to u wealthy old lady the left leg of a boiled fowl, once, when I wus away on a short vacu tlun, this lady fell III, mid was obliged to send fur a neighboring medleul man, who, by the way, was really a well-read limn. I in his attempting to persuade her that the left leg possessed no particular virtue, she became quite Indignant and uncompli mentary." . It has taken the medical world a great many jears to discover that loss of he.v lug Is almo-tt Invariably caused by gome disease of the throut or nose or birth. Hut very recent researches In these fields h ive demonstrated this fuet beyond question, and It is now admitted by the most ad vanced medleul men that, aside from rup ture of the ear-drum, there Is scarcely a symptom It defective hearing which Is not traceable directly lo the condition of the nose and throat. The use of smelling salts is ontt of t'he most proline causes of deaf ness, operating by weakening the olfac tory nerves, and through them the audi tory system. All strong or pungent odors should be uvold. d ns far lis possible, es pecially tlios which net upon the secre tory processes, und, ns the populur ex pression goes, "make the nose tun." SKLErrrun recipes: Dried Beef. "Frlssle" with n little milk, thicken with cornstarch and serve with a bordering of rcrambled gss around It, Is a ijuiekiy prepared and nourishing dish for a substantia! tea. While Puffs. Three nnd one-half cup fuls or rlour, three cupful of milk, whites of three eggs one tanlespoonful of pow dered sugur, two teuspoonfuls of baking powder. Hake In cups. Sardine Salad. itone and skin some sardines und dlvlilu them Into llllels; have ready some lettuce; put them In the cen ter of the dish; put the fdlets all around, alternately, with French olives wulaud and stoned. Sweetbread Croquettes. Boil the sweet breads lii the stock pot and when cold cut Into small dice; cook these for 'ten min ute.! with a cup of thick Velvet auce, add ing, If convenient, two truffles; add aUo a glass of Madeira nnd three cgv yelks; season with salt, pepper and nutmeg and stand away In a flat dlh to cool. Divide into even portions, shape Into sausage or pear shaped croquettes; roTl In crumbs, dip in beaten eggs, roll again in crumbs and fry In hot fat. Bean Soup titan sap Is usunlly made With meat, but It Is very good without if prepared thus: Soak a quart of beans over night In warm water, cook them In the same water In the morning with small onion. When very soft, rub them through a sieve and return to the kettle. Add enough milk to make It ns thin as liked, and season with butter. Stir occasionally while it is scalding, as it Is likely to scorch. When It boils up It Is done. Sugar Candy. Six cupfiils granulated sugar, one cupful vinegar, one cupful water, lioil all together without stirring about half an hour: then add one tea spoonful saleratus dissolved In one table spoonful of hot water and one tcaspoon f nl of vanilla. As soon. as It crisps when dropped in cold water enough to handle, pull until white, nnd cut in sticks. Cream Caramels. Half a pound of ticker's chocolate, grated fine; sift two pounds of white sugar, put with It one heaping lea;ipoonful of butter, one tea spoouful thick sweet cream. Cook these ingredients until the mixture enndies (it takes about twenty minutes' hard bolllnc-i. It must be stirred nil the time. After taking from the lire put In one teaspoou f 1 1 1 of vanilla this makes the dark part. Kor the Cream. Take three cupfuls of finest sifted white sugnr an I one cupful cream, boil twenty minutes; do not stir much. Flavor with the juice und grated peel of an oianj-e. Butter a dirh, pour upon It a layer of the dark part, letting It stand in a cool place until pnrtly hard ened. Next add a layer of the white creim, which also allow a few minutes to harden. Lastly, cover with another layer of the chocolate; when nearly hard cut In squares. Frozen Itlce. Two ounces of rice, one pint of milk, four ounces, of powdered sugar, one-half ounce of gelatine, one half pint of whipped cream, one teaspoon ful of vanilla. Boll he rice In water live minutes, then pour off the water and add the milk and flavoring. Let all simmer slowly until the rice becomes almost a Jelly. When the rlre Is well cooked ad I the sugar ond gelatine after they have been thoroughly dissolved In water. Put it on the lee to cool, stirring constant ly, then add the whipped cream, mixing all thoroughly together. Put Into mould with cover and set In Ice and salt to form. Beaten cream, in which are stirred grated maecaroons, may be poured over It when served. . Velvet Soup. Make a stock with a fowl weighing four or five pounds nnd two quarts of water: strain, snd when cold free from fat: return to the fire and when It bolls add three thick slices from a loaf of stale bread, tied in cheese cloth, n slice each of carrot and onion, several stalks of celery, nnd a bunfth of parsley; simmer for an hour. In the meantime pound the breast of the chicken fine with a vegeta ble masher nnd set aside; blanch anil pound a small cupful of almonds, moist ening them from time to time with a cup of cream. Now rub the stock and bread through a sieve, add the pounded chicken meat, the almonds and ealt end pepper; when It bolts up pour It slowly over two tablespoonfuls of butter, melted and stirred with one of flour, end pass all again through a fine sieve; lastly, add a quart of hot cream or milk. gHEElFF'9 SALE. -OF- Valuable Real Estate ON SATURDAY. MARCH 21. MM. By virtue of sundry writs of Fle-i Fa cias, Levari Facias and Venditioni Expon as, Issued out of the court of common pleas of Lackawanna county, to me di rected. I will expose to public sale by ven due or outcry, to the highest and best bid ders, for cash, at the court house, in the city of Scranton, Lackawanna county, on SATURDAY, tho TWENTY-FIRST DAY OF MARCH, A. D. 1SSS. at 10 o'clock In the forenoon of said day. all the Tight, title and Interest of the defendants In and to the following described lots, pieces or parcels of land, vis: No. 1. All those two certain pieces or parcels of land lying and being In the Blxth ward of the City of Scranton, Coun ty of Lackawanna and State of Pennsyl vania, bounded and described as follows, to wit: The first being one-half of lot No. One (1) on the town plot of the Bor ough of Hyde Park, as surveyed toy Z. P. Marcy, Sept. , ltoi, ald lot being tllty-two (W!) feet in front on Front street (formerly Water, now Third street) and one hun a red and four (104) feet, more or less, In depth to bank of Lackawanna River, con taining about oue-!ghih 0) of an acre of land and being the sums land conveyed by Thomas Coyne and wife to Mary Mtlett. now deceased, by deed duly recorded. All Improved with a three-story brick house and store, with a one-story brick addi tion; also barn and shed. The second piece being the Northeaster ly one-half (Vy of lot No. fifteen (15) on Joseph T. Fellows' plot of lands, sur veyed by said Marcy. Said one-half () lot being forty-nine (41) feet In front on Fourth street ami one hundred and four (104) feet in depth and being part of lot conveyed to Owen Cuslclt by the sheriff of Lackawanna County as property of John W. Milieu by deed dated the 20th of January, SS7, and recorded In sheriff's deed book. No. 1, page 619, etc. Cool and minerals reserved to the legnl owners thereof by sufficient terms in law. All Improved with a two-story frame wood houso and outbuildings thereon. Seised and taken In execution at the suit of Dime Deposit and Discount Bank vs. John VV. Mlllatt and Daniel J. Uilllett, ex ecutors of Mary Millett. deceased. Debt, 1S2.67. Judgment No. 3d6. March T., 1S96, Fl. Fa., to March Term, IgW. WOODRUFF, Atty. ALSO, No. 2. All the right, title and Interest of the defendant, S. P. Hull. In and to all those certain pieces of land situate in the Borough of Dunmore, County of Lacka wanna and State of Pennsylvania, bound ed and described as follows: Being lots Nos. forty-two (42) and forty-live (45) in block VV on certain plot of lots situate partly In the City of Scranton and partly In the Borough of Dunmore, known and designated as North Park: said lot No. forty-two (42) being forty (40) feet In front on Klectrlc avenue, and one hundred and llfty (160) feet In depth, and said lot No. forty-live (tri) being fifty (GO) feet In front on said Electric avenue and one hundred (100) feet in depth. Coal reserved to the legal owners by sufficient terms In law. Also, the conveyance of this land Is made subject to all the conditions, reserva tions and exceptions contained In or re ferred to In the deed of same to S. P. Hull, said dec?l being recorded In deed book 97, ut page 126, etc. Seised and taken In execution at the suit of Chas. Du Pont Brcck, trustee, vs. B. P. Hull. Debt. $797.24. Judgment No. 417, March Terra, lm, Fl. Fa., to March T., 1836. WOODRUFF, Atty. ALSO. No. 3. All the right, title and interest of the defendants, C. S. Wetherell and Sarah Carr Wetherell, in and to all that certain lot, piece or parcel of land situate, lying and being In the Borough of Dunmore, County of Lnckawnna and State of Penn sylvania, bounded and described as fol lows, to wit: Beginning ut a post on the Westerly side of the Drinker turnpike road, at the Intersection of said turnpike with a street opened or to be opened; thence north seventy-live and threo fotirths degrees west thirteen and one half rods to a post and stone corner In line of lands now or late of William Par ker; thence along line of said Parker lands south twenty-nine and three-fourths de grees, west forty feet to a corner; thence Bouth seventy-live and threo-fourths de grees, cant In a line parallel with the first course above mentioned thirteen and one half rods, more or less, to the said turn pike; thence along snld turnpike north twenty-nine and t lute-fourths degrees east, to the place of beginning. Being the same premises conveyed by Kdward Mil lings, by his attorney In fact, and Rmlly ('. Minimis, his wife, to Margaret Ann Millard, by deed dated January 10th, 1H8), and recorded n the otllee for the recording of deeds, etc., In and for snld County of Lackawanna In deed book No, 4, at page 3ii, etc. Coal and minerals reserved. All Improved with a two-story frame build ing, out buildings and fruit trees thereon. Seized und taken in execution at the suit of II. R. Carr vs. C. S. Wetherell and Sarah Carr Wetherell. Debt. $l8n0. Judgment No. 172, Sept. T.. ls!M. Lev. Ka., to March T.. 1S9S. 1IAWLKY, Atty. ALSO. No. 4. All the right, title and interest of the del'endunt, Qeitlo Batehelor, In und to all that certain piece or parcel of land sit uate In the village of Hal ton, Township of North Ablngton, County of Luckawanna and State of Pennsylvania, hounded und described as follows: Beginning at the north sldo of the public road leading from Dalton to Wavcrly Borough in line of hotel lot owned by Kmina A, Carpenter and at a corner of William M. Hinds' lot, thence north R7 west 0 feet to a cor ner In said line; thence north S8Vi degrees enr.t Ktl'.i feet to a corner; thence south 68 degrees east 3S feet 4o line of William M. Hinds' lot: thence along his line south 29"i degrees east 102 feeet to the place of beKinning. Containing 4,406 square feeet of land, more or less. Ruing the same premises conveyed to Gertrude Batehelor by deed of Oscar Carpenter and Emma A, Carpenter, Jila wife, bearing date the tKh day of January, 1801, and forthwith to be recorded. All Improved with a two-stdry frame building, octagonal front with show windows, and porch, now or late used as a millinery store. Together with coal house, water closet and outbuildings; small fruit trees and grape vines. Seised nnd taken In execution at the suit of John B. Callahan, trustee, vs. Gertrude Batehelor. Debt, $1,376.00. Judgment No. 6S7, January T., 1896. Lev. Fa., to March T 1896. W. L. BRADER, Atty. AL90, No. 3. All the right, title and Interest of tho defendant, Reese B. Jones, in and to all that certain messuage or city lot of land situate In Bellevue, City of Scranton, County of Lackawanna and State of Penn sylvania, bounded and described as fol lows, to wit: Commencing at the north east corner of said lot and on line of Rail road avenue and running thence south westerly along said avenue CO feet; thence northwesterly nlong line of lots numbered 2 and 3 of said estate 128 feet to linn of lands of the Lackawnna and Blnomshurg railroad Co.; thence along said line northeasterly 44 feet to a line ht right angles with said Railroad avenue; thence along said line 128 feet to the place of beginning. Reserving coal and miner als. Improved with a two-story single frame dwelling house and outbuildings thereon. Seized and taken In execution at the suit of use of H. O. Marcy. administrator d. h n., vs. Reese B. Jones. Debt. H.OPt.OO Judgment No. Ill, March T., 1896, Fl. Fa. to March T.. 1899. RHONE CRT3VELING, Attys. ALSO. No. 6. All the Hsht, title and Imprest of the defendant In and to the following de scribed piece, parcel and tract of land sit uate In the Township of Newton, Lacka wanna County and State of Pennsylvania, bounded and described as follows, to wit Beginning at a post and stones corner on the line of the John Shannon tract; thence south 8414 degrees east forty perches to a post and stones corner; thence north 20 degrees east one hundred and thirty-five and one-fourth perches to a post and stones comer; thence north To degrees west forty-four perches to stones on a rock corner; thence south 20 degrees west onehundred and sixand five-tenths perches to a post and stones corner; thence south 70 degrees east six ami eight-tenths per ches to a post and stones comer; thence south 20 degrees west thirty-nine perches to corner ond tho plure of beginning Containing thirty-six acres and one-hundred and four rods of land, be the same more or less. It being part of a larger tract of land In the warrantee name of William Moulder nnd conveved to Petrr A. Smith by deed dated In 1815 ond record ed In Luzerne County on the 1th Otiy of February, A. t. 184, In deed book Io 42 page 629, etc., and afterwards by sundry conveyances the same became vested in James A. Kennedy, by wtrCin ttm tract herein described was conveyed to the snld David Smith by deed, euly executed nnd recorded In Lumrrie Countv. All Im proved with a tVa-tory frame dwelling house, barn, vtttbulldlngs and fruit trees thereon. Seised nd taken In execution at the suit f assigned to Ellss Smith vs. David Smith. Debt. ' $8.8. Judgment No. 1M, January Term, l4, Plurfns Fl. Fa te March. Term..!. , ACKKJILY, Atty. .ALSO. No. 7. All the right, title anil Interest of the defendant, Charles P. Welehel, in ana to all that certalu lot of land situate lnhe City of Scranton, County of Laokawaria and tittle of Pennsylvania, describes f follows. Being rectangular In shapa se4 fronts on Avenue B, being lot tweaur-oee JW) in block four (4) oa Wlllian slerrt Held s plot of lets In Keyser Valley, meas uring In front and rear forty-efrht () feet sad one hundred and fifty (So) tet In depth. Coal and minerals reserved. All Improved with two-atory frame dwel lings and other outbuildings thereon. Seized and taken In execution at the suit of Rosle Rpp v. Charles P .Welehel. Debt, $100.00. Judgment No. $12. January Term, 1895, Al Fl. Fa. to March T.. 18M. F. J. F1TZ81MMONS. Atty. ALSO. , No. $ All the right, title and Interest of the defendant, A. U Dunlavey, la and te all tho following described lot of land sit uate In the City of Scranton. County of Lackawanna and State of Pennsylvania, bounded aad described as follows: Be ginning at the corner of lots Nos. 7 aad $ In block. No. 12 on the westerly side of Cedar avenue, said corner being 40 feet in a northerly direction from the north erly comer of the Intersection of Cedar avenue and Genet street; thenoe westerly along line of lot Nos. 7 and $ fifty ($0) feeet; thence southerly on a line parallel with said Cedar avenue twenty (20) feet: thence easterly on s line parallel with said Genet street fifty (60) feet to said Cedar avenue; thence northerly along said Cedar avenue twenty (20) feet to the plaoe of be ginning. Containing 1.000 square feet of land snd being part of the northerly half ?f lot m,mbe,r 'ht ln Woh number twelve (1$). Improved with part of a two story frame store building. Coal and min erals reserved. Belied and taken in execution at the suit f M. P. Flynn vs. A. L. Dunlavey. Debt. iMo-W. Judgment No. $7$. April Term, 1S9, Al. Fl. Fa, to March Term. ltM. HOBAN, Atty. ALSO, No- ; ' the right, title and Interest of the defendant. Patrick MoManus, In and to all that certain lot of land with the Im provements thereon situate In the City el Carbondale. county of Lackawanna and State of Pennsylvania, bounded and de scribed as follows, to wit: All the aurfaoe or right of soil of said lot No. $53 on tract or land In the warrantee name of Jacob Porter, as appears on a map of out lots ct the Delaware and Hudson Canal Co. on said tract, said lot containing U.7M square feet of land, or thereabout: Beginning In the southwesterly line of an angular lane at the northerly corner of lot No. 263 ln said tract, heretofore conveyed by said Company to Thomas Toolan; thence by said lot No. 253 south li,i degrees west II feet to a corner; thence by out lot No. 2X5 on said tract or formerly occupied by Mrs. Timothy Devlne, south 8Vfr degrees west 122 feet to a corner; thence by out lot No. 290 on said tract contracted to be sold to Catherine Boland north S7H degrees west 50 feet to a corner; thence by irregu lar lane north 39V4 degrees east 69 7-10 feet to the place of beginning. All Improved with a two-story frame dwelling house and outbuildlnxs thereon. Seized and taken In execution at the suit of James A. Dennis vs. Patrick McManus. Debt. $291.25. Judgment No. 314, Nov. Term, 1893, Lev. Fa., to March T.. 1890. J. F. REYNOLDS. Atty. ALSO, No. 10. All the defendant's right, title and Interest lu and to that certain pieca or parcel of land, situate In the Borough of Muytleld, Lackawnna County, Penn sylvania, desaiiued as follows: Being lot No. twolvo (12) in block No. twenty-eight (23), on the plot or the IIIIMde Coal und Iron Company's lots I" MivfeM r'' ' being sixty (60) feet wide In front on Hill street, the same width In the rear aad oaa hundred and fifty (150) feet In depth. Bounded northeasterly by lot No. thirteen (12), now or late of A. Lally, and south westerly by lot No. eleven (II), now or late of J. Cawlcy. Improved with a two-story f-amo dwelling house and outbuildings ;.tj,xn. Seized and taken In execution at the suit of Ferguson & Doyle vs. T. M. Burke. Debt, $510.00. Judgment No. 429, November Term, 1893. Fl. Fa. to March Term. 1890. DEAN, Atty. ALSO, No. 11. All the right, title and Interest of tho defendant, Reeae B. Jones, la and to all that certain messuage or city lot of land situate ln Bellevue, City of Scranton, County of Lackawnna, bounded and de scribed as follows, to wit: A messuage or city lot of land situate ln Bellevue, City of Scranton, commencing on Railroad ave nue in line of lot number one of the es tate of Sarah J. Davis, deceased, and run ning thence southwesterly along said street or avenue 100 feet to line of Sixth avenue or Hampton street; thence north westerly along said street 81 feet to line of lot number a of said estate; thenoe along said line northeasterly 72 foet to line or lot number one; thence along said line southeasterly 39 feet to the place of beginning. A vacant lot, unimproved. Reserving coal and minerals. Seized and taken In execution at the suit of use of II. O. Marcy. administrator d. b. n., vs. Reese W. Jones. Debt. $5,500,001 Judgment No. 110, March T 1896, Fl. Fa. to March Term, 189G. RHONE ft CRBVELINO, Atty. All of which will be sold for rash only. FRANK H. CLKMON3. Sheriff. Sheriff's office, Scranton, Pa., Feb. 2$, 1890. THE TRADERS NATIONAL BANK OF SCRANTON. ORGANIZED 1890- CAPITAL SURPLUS $250,000 40,000 JOHN T. PORTER. President. W. W. WATSON, Vice President P. L. PHILLIPS, Csshltr. DIRECTORS. Samuel Bines, James M. Everlisrt. Irving A. Kim h, Pierce b. Flnley. Joseph J. .Tersiyu. M. 8. Kemerer, Charles P. Matthews. John T. Porter, W. W. Wstsou, Charles, Bohlsg.r, L. W. Motet. INTEREST PAID ONTIHE DEPOSITS. This bank invites the petrosals of business man snd firms generally. The St. Denis Broadway and Eleventh St., New York. Opp. drsce Church. Enrepres Pisa. Reams $1.00 s Dsy and Upwards. In s modest and unobtrusive way there srs few bettor conducted hotel la the BMtropolia than the St. Denis. The great poptnerlty It has acquired can readily be traced to its unique location, its bomelik atmosphere, the peculiar esoelleooe of its cuisine sad ssrvice, and its very moaor ate prices. WILLIAM TAYLOR AND SOU State Normal School, Eut Stroodsbarg, Pi Nw OvmDSsinm. The aprlng term of tbi new snd popular la tltntinn will open on Tueedav, llaruh 24, lis; New llluatratod catalogue aad Normal Eeaoes free. Encage room now. Address lAi PI sa.