13 TILE SCBANTOX TRIBUXE? S ATURD ATI MOMTNG, riClSKUAirr i.i, rowo. CARBONDALE. f Readers will please not that advertise mnu, orderi for Job work, and Item (or publication left at the establishment of Shannon & Co., newsdealers. North Main street, will receive prompt attention; of fice open (ram I a. m. to 10 p. m. . . . i ..I NARROW ESCAPE. Boys Coasting on Belmont Have a Close Csll-One I ad Injured. Arthur Tiffany, the 9-year-old son of Contractor Tiffany, had a nurrow es cape from death yesterday, lie and a number of boys were masting on Hel niont street in a double sleigh and while coming down between Belmont and Canaan street, they came headlone- on to the track on which a car was ap l.roachliiK rapidly. It Beemed as if the linys would meet their death. However, all the boye except Arthur rolled off the sleigh. He steered him self from the track but not far enough to escape and came In contact with the step at the rear of the car. The boy was taken to his home on Blrketl street, lie is slightly injured. ORDER OF HIBERNIANS. 1 hey Make Arrangement for the Coming Convention. The various committees appointed to make arrangements for the coming convention are busy. The transporta tion committee met Thursday night und discussed ti:e rates and the accom modations for handling the big crowd that is expected. They will report to the general committee next Sunday. Tiie parade music committee con sists of the following: Owen . ol' tits. Mark Devlne and John Molloy. At the regular meet ing of Division 5, Ancient Order of Hi bernians, which met Thursday night, the following resolution was adopted: Tliul Division 5 extend to Kev. M. .1. llouun Its sincere coiia!".t!ulatlons on Ills flevatlon to the dlKMIIeil and holy ollloe or .coadjutor bishop of the diocese of ttemmon, and we offer him our llll.il obvdlence and unswerving loyalty, and that we earnestly hope ami tiruy that Ills reltsn among the people of this diocese ns the good shepherd who shall nulde wisely und well his flock may be long and pro ductive of grout uml good results. P. F. .McDonnell, President Division 3. A lllrthdiiy Party. The home of Mr. and Mrs. Henry .'rumer, on Canaan street, was filled y a happy throng of the young friends of their son Kobert. the occasion being his ninth birthday. Those present were: Misses Bessie Mills, Madeline Milts, Gladys Jadwlu, Agnes Dltchbtirn, l;ulh Knapp, Grace Oopelnnd, Helen Hubbard,. Kuth Hlsted. Minn Smith. Margery Spencer. Stella Ha.el, Ktliel .Morgan, Beatrice Hurdick. Flora Key olds, Masters Ned Mills, Herbert Hist i'il. Itlilgeway l.athrope, Hurry Inin htan, Kdward Burr. Lesley Lee. Irving Hall, Russell Spencer. Pints .McMttlleii, Vanallen Histed. John Harvey, Charles liuley, Arthur Tiffany, Frank drainer, Kuyinond Ward, Harry Roberts. Hook Kcccptlnn Social. The book reception and social which 's to be held by Division Xo. 3 next Monday at their hall promises to be a most successful event. They have re ceived several volumes, the works of the best authors. The committee are confident that their library will be a vulunble one. State Delegure Bolund, County Orlegate McAndtew and Is'a tionul Treasurer Buttle are expected to it visit next Sunday. PERSONAL AND OTHER ITEMS. .1. D. Fox, of (JarMeld avenue, left for n six weeks' business trip. J. Segur, of Mahanoy City, is a vis ,tor at the home of Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Kelgeluth. of tfulfMil avenue. Miss Ferrell, of Wyoming street, 'pent yesterday in Honesdale. Abe Sahm hus been removed to the liospitul. Mrs. 11. M. Bayers, who has been vis iting Mrs. John Foster, of Canaan street, has returned to the capital city. The Delaware and Hudson company nald the workshop employes yesterday. The Northwest collieries will be closed for another two weeks for re pairs to the breaker. The Transit company were yesterduy teuring down the Eighth avenue bridge. ARCHIBALD A number of the patrons of the water company met In Xewcornbe's hull on Thursday evening in response to the call the chairman of the ways and iiieuns committee. The following reso lutions were unanimously adopted: Whereas. The Archibald Water Com pany now hus a monopoly of the water supply in this borough and seems dis posed to tlx rut ex according to no principle of justice or custom, und Whereas. The said company appears to have entered Into a league with the neighboring water companies to ad vance rates and to refrain from com petition, therefore be it Hesolveth That our borough council should at once, in behalf of the people, tuke legal possession of all the avail able water courses and should provide for artesian wells to give a supply through drought. , Kesolved, That wc urge our borough Scrofula, Salt Rheum And All Other Blood Dlsoases-How They May Bo Cured. Speaking limply from what Hood's Bar aaparllla has done, not only once or twice, but in thousands of cases, we can honestly ay that it it the beat remedy for all dis ease ot the blood, whatever the cause. By it peculiar Combination, Propor tion and Process, it possesses positive medicinal merit Peculiar to Itself. '. It has cared the most virulent cases of Scrofula and Salt Rheum, even when all other prescriptions and medicines bate failed to do any food. Blood poisoning, from whatever orU gin, yields to itl powerful cleansing, puri fying, vitalizing effect upon the blood. If you desire further particulars, write to ns at below. Remember that Hood's Sarsaparilla Is the OneTrue Blood Purifier prominently la the public eye today. Prepared only by C. I. Hood A Co., Lowell, Mass., U.S. A. Bold by all drnggista. tl;slx for6. Hftnri'fl. P1ll r ,h after-aloaoi 1UUU I'll 19 rills. rheysMUtaigertleSV GREAT REMNANT SALE J.MO yards of Carpets, from & to 3D ? arde In each pieoe. consisting of be follow iuf best Makes: $ .85 Tapestry Carpet for 35c 1.15 Body Brussels for 50c 1.25 Velvet Carpet for 65c 1.15 Moptte Carpet for ' 65c 1 U I..-!-.!., ft... -J I It. I. Oil fMIUIIKIW uaip lid IVV SUE TO CONTINUE FOR SIX D1YS OHLV Terms Cah Daring This Salt. J. SCOTT INGLIS - 41i Lackawanna Ave. council to refrain from makinjt nny new contract with the water company fur tire hydrants. As xm as the mains of the borough can be extended to them, the hydrants should be taken from the water ' company's line and Joined to the borough's mains. Resolved, That all who can secure water from other sources are urred to do so and that all proper means tthould be used to bring this corporation under the wholesome restraint of competi tion. The stockholders present were asked to address the meeting'. Mr. Law re sponded but claimed to be present as a citizen and no, as a stockholder. He cluimed that artesian wells can not be depended uion and a rather lively and somewhat personul dincusKion followed. After this had continued for some time Mr. Law moved thut whoever be em ployed to drill '.he artesian well for the borough be required to give A bond guaranteeing water. This was unani mously adopted. On Monday evening the Arc-hbald Dramatic company will present "Cast Upon the World" In Father Mnthew Opera house. The young ladies and gentlemen, who compose the cast, pos sess a great deal of talent whicli will undoubtedly be seen at its best on Monday evening. Tlie proceeds of the entertainment will go to the parochial building fund. The ladies and gentle men who compose the cast are Misses Funny Cole"!?-1, f"ecii- Kvt. jer"'i Munley and It. A. McAndrew, and Messrs. Jonu A. Relily, jurin J. iannuii John A. Foote, John ttllroy. James F. Philbin, John rtrogan. John F. Itolantl, Thomns Cummlngs. Thomas Mo frail, Thomas Reilly, Jr., and Eddie Philbin. St. Thomas' church fair will close this evening. The piano and other val uable articles will be disposed of and the contest between Thomas H. Kelly and Thomas Clark will be decided. OLYPHANT. Mrs. Jones, of Heart Lake, la the guest of Mr. and Mrs. R. R. Williams, of Susquehanna street. The Club of '9,"l will entertain the members of the Adonis club in their looms on Monday evening. A number of young: people from here attended the klrmess at the Frothlng liam theater Thursday evening. T. R Jones, who has been proprietor of the Lackawanna house for the past six years, expects to leave here nbotlt Feb. 25 to go to Hyde Hark, where he and his family will reside. After the removal of Mr. Jones, Mr. Cornell, of Providence, will take charge of that well-known hostelry. Misses Deborah and Lizzie Powell are visiting relative at Carbondule. A leap yvar social was given in the Club of 'fVs hall on Thursday evening and wus enjoyed by nbotlt seventy-five couple. The yratiil uutrch was formed at 1 1 oYIi.h !-.. and was led by Miss Brklgie Swift und floorge Kvans. A programme which consisted of twenty four dances was then carried out. Jo seph Mcllermott, of Suiautuii, wus pianist. A Valentine party was held at the home of .Miss Nettle MrDulmel, of Oela ware street last evening. A pleasant evening was passed by u large mnnher of young people. Last evening the council met In spe cial session to hear the report of the secretary in regard to his electric light accounts, but the secretary wasi ab sent on account of sickness. On a motion by Mr. (Jallagher. the presi dent was empowered to keep up the Insurance on the electric light plant, which has neurly run out. The presi dent was Instructed ti have the eore tary make a report of his affairs with the borough at an early date. Ad journed. HONESDALE, Miss Lottie Cubic and William Alex ander were married at Wilmington. Del., by Hev. eorge t Hall on last Wednesday afternoon. Uoth parties live here and are well-known youjig people. i. W. Lanes, Honesdale, and f. A. Kvarts. of liiiighitmtoii, attended the klrmess at Hcrantun Wednesday night. Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Holmes have re turned from a several weeks sojourn at Danville, N. V. Miss (tussle Colluin. of Hawley, Is the guest of her cousin. Mrs. I', li. Kldgway. The lumbermen are Improving time while the excellent sleighing lasts. Kv ery afternoon a long stream of teams drawing great loads of lumber and logs pass through town on their, way to the Krie depot. The sunper given by the men of the Kpiscopal church Thursday evening was a great uccess in every particu lar. Over HOO partook of the supper. Rain poured down nearly all the even ing, and the sidewalks were so slippery that walking on them was lir.poxMible. The roads were heselged and made use of for foot travelers who managed to turn out to the supper In unexpectedly large numbers. Metzgar' orchestra discoursed sweet music throughout the entire evening. The lively strains greatly aided the waiters in their music in giving them the correct time for their steps. The Red Men's night will be Monday, Feb. 17. when they will give their an nual entertainment In the opera house. Tickets at So cents each entitles the holder to a eat to an excellent farce under the management of A. R. Taueb tier. anil afterwards participation in one of the Jolllcft balls of the year. Don't miss the Red Men's entertainment. f EC KVILL E . Mrs. William Hell and Mrs. J. . Hell, who have been snendlng the oast two weeks at Philadelphia, will return home today. William Evans, of Cnrbnndale. spent Thursday evening with Mr. and Mrs. William Cloyne. Mrs. Dr. MacDonald was a visitor In town on Friday. A slelgh-load of young people from this place enjoyed a slelghrlde to South Canaan last Tuesday evening. John Woodruff died yesterday. Ills funeral will be held tomorrow after noon. Services will Ik? conducted at the home of Mrs. Dreese. West Fnd. Mrs. J. W. Peck and daughter Mfrnio. of Scranton. were callers In town yes terday. There will be another meeting at the hose rooms this evening to hear the report of the committee on the water question. J. D. Feck, who has been sick for the past week. Is Improving. Miss Klcy and Miss Cillener. of JVtce burg. visited Mrs. Henry Oberts last Thursday. THROOP, The borough council met In regular session on Wednesday evening nt 7 o'colc. All members present with Thos. Morgan in the chair. Aside from the approval of a number of bill no busi ness of importance was transacted. It was the last meeting fo the year for the old council. Richard Parfrey Is Improving his house by putting an addition on the southerly side of his house. . The Pancoast Coal company had the misfortune to lose three valunble mul on Tuesday. The animals fell down the shaft and were killed. The Ladies' Aid of the First Baptist church of this place talk of having an old fashioned tea party In the near future. If the Baby Is Catting Teeth. Mrs. Wlnslow'a Soothing Syrup has been used for over Fifty Years by Mil lions of Mothers for their Children while Teething, with Perfect Success. It Soothes the Child, Softens the Gums, Allays all Pain; Cures Wind Colio and Is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. Sold by Druggists In ery part of the world. Be sure and ask for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup," and take no other kind. Twenty-five cents a bottler TAYLOR, Thursday evening a very enjoyatble affair was held at the Methodist Kpis copal church. .A supper was held un der the auspices of " the church. All seemed to enjoy themselves. The large audience which congregat ed In the Price library last evening demonstrated the fact that a great deal of magtism may be embodied In debates. The nourishing touches are now be ing given to John Atherton's handsome new home on Main street. Our physicians are kept busy atend lng to their patients. It is announced that George Thomas one of our tonsoiial artists, is to be married to Miss Susan Marsh, of Btorrs street, on the second of next month. Mrs. W. W. Harris, of Storrs street, is on the sick list. John Thomas and family have moved Into John Kirk's new house on Storrs street. - A VOC . ' . ' The sad death of Rev. William Uleasr, of Harbor. O.. Is announced, he having been called away from his labors In the Lord's vineyard on Monday evening. Rev. Blease was a son of Mr. and Mrs. John Mease, of the North End, and was for a number of years pastor of a devoted tiock In West Plttston. until his removal to Ohio a few years ago. About the time that his brother John was seriously injured In the Law shaft holler explosion, he contracted a fever from which he never" recovered. His brother James left on Sunday night to be present at his bedside, but he arrived too late. He Is survived by a wife and several small children. - Miss Llzjtle Whalen Isi spending a few days with friends in Wllkes-Barre. Attorney Sherwood was a caller in town yesterday. The following have been called to re port for Jury duty on March 23: M. F. Hoban, Michael Calvey; March, James Slves. Mr. and Mrs. Aaron Merchant, of Iowa, are expected to arrive here this evening from Iowa to spend a few weeks at the home of Mrs. Merchant's mother, Mrs. Thomas Clark, who lies critically 111 at her home near Pittston township. Mrs. Janfts Alexander of Wllkes Barre, has returned home after snend lng a few days at the home of her mother, Mrs. John Campbell, of the West Side. Misses Alice Morahan. Mame Kear ney, Klla O'Malley, Ella Curran. Lydla Connor and Vina Gibbons nttended the kirmeas at .Scran ton last evening. The politicians are preparing for a hotly contested struggle on Tuesday next. Many are jubilant over the fact that the Judge has decided to allow two tickets in the field Instead of one as many expected. Richard Reese, of Rlchmondale, is spending a few duys with friends in town. CLARK'S GREEN, The funeral of the late. Oeorge W. I.oder was held In the Methodist church at 2.30 p. m. Thursday, and was at tended by a large concourse of friends and nciUalntances. Mrs. Loder who suffered from nervous prostration and over work attendant to the care of her late husband, is recovering slowly. Mrs. J. C. Hlgglus Is conlined to her bed from threatened pneumonia. A large party of our people took ad vantage of the good sleighing on Mon day evening, visiting Waverly, Dalton, La Plume and Factoryvllle, returning at a late hour. Quarterly meeting services will be held in the Methodist church on Sun day morning commencing at 9.30 with love feast, pulpit service to begin at lO.SO a. tu. A large company of the Epworth League will attend the fifth quarterly rally at the Methodist church today. Mrs. Cora Lewis and child are visit ing relatives here. J. M. Courtrlght and sisters, Jennie and May, uttendeil the leap year party at Nicholson on Wednesday night last. The many friends and neighbors of the late Oeorgo W. Loder are hereby extended the thanks of the family for their many kindnesses and. watchful care shown during his sickness. RAILROAD NOTI'S. The Erie Railway company have add ed a large number of curs to Its equip ment recently, and a further addition to the rolling stock is to be made short ly. Several changes in officials have been made, the chief one being a new manager at the western end of the sys tem. Other changes are being ar ranged. A change In the methods of bookkeeping has also been Inaugurated, and while the llgures of net results will be smuller than previously Issued, they will show the exact earnings of the company. A physical examination of the road has Just been completed, and Bhows it to be In much better condition than when the receiver took charge of it. Additional terminal faculties In New Jersey are being acquired and more facilities in this city are to be ac quired shortly. . !! II i; The transportation department of the Lake Shore road has been reratlng the loHds for their locomotives. Hereafter 1476 tons, which means about forty-live loaded cars, will be the tonnage of trains hauled by their locomotives with 17x24 Inch cylinders. So, light are the grades on the road that such light en glues will draw as long trains as it Is safe to haul. The limit of any train, loaded or empty, is placed at 60 cars. I; i; ! In all probability there will be a meeting In a few days of all the com mittees that are now at work arranging for the consolidation of the Pennsyl vania railroad in South and West New Jersey. A number of conferences have been held between the various com mittees and judging by the expression mude bv the different members it Is more than probable that the movement will be a successful one. SKINNY SUFFERER SAYED What Do Yoj Think Makes Strong M.'n Weak? Experience of a Prominent North Dakota Politician Who Gained Forty Pounds in a Few Weeks. Every man likes to be strong. Whvshnllliln't ijf " j Of course you 7 szS know that to- ( bacco-users. as . l a ruie. are away ''hbelow normal g vteig-ni, oecause y toiiacro tie. strnvi riltf-PHtlnn .land sets certain nerves on lire. " That wears on the brain, saps Its power and you gradually become Impotent. It is tailed "lost manhood." You never get weak this way when you gain flesh like our friend Williams. Head what he says: Sykeston, Wells Co., N. P.. July IS. Gentlemen: One box of So-To-Utc cured me of the tobacco habit, both smok ing and chewing, after having used the weed for nearly forty years. My health Is much better, nerves strong and steady, and I hare gained over forty pounds In been cured. I firmly believe that No-To-some of my friends, all of whom save been cured. 1 firmly believe tha No-To. ttac will do for others what it has done for me. 1 heartily recommend it to all those who have become slaves to the use of tobacco and deMre to be emancipated. J. A. Williams, County Auditor. Now don't you think No-To-Bac worth a trial, especially when you buy from your own druggist tinder abso lute guarantee of cure? Get our book let. "Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away," written guarantee or cure and free sample, mailed for the asking. Address Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New Tork, I '! WW Highest of til in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report MM ABSOLUTELY PURE MISU'AL MATTERS. Amid the tumult of the Fete Cham petre and many other attractions which have besieged Scrnntonlans within the last few weeks, we still have another worthy and deserving object on our hands, which we can't afford to forget , and that Is the testimonial which Is to be given Mr. John T. Wat kins on Friday evening. February 21. The committee having the testimonial In charge have been working assidu ously for some time and the affair Is al ready an assured success. The vety best musical talent which Northeast ern Pennsylvania contains will con tribute their service, and the pro gramme to be rendered upon that even lug will be one long to be remembered. That Mr. Watklns deserves the un stinted support of the whole city and surroundingcountrygoes unquestioned, and we should deem It an honor to send such a worthy, Intelligent person abroad to study music. He has made arrangements to enter the Uoyal Acad emy of Music beginning with the April term, under Dr. A. C. McKentle's tu torship. Mr. Watklns has also some very 'strong letters recommending him as a private pupil under the famous teacher of voice culture, Slgnor Ran degger, and this Is considered by all aspirants In vocal music as a very rare opportunity. The programme to be given at the Frothingham upon next Friday evening Is us follows: PART I. 1. Male quartette, "Annie Laurie". Gelbel Anita quurtette of Wllk-s-Uarre-Messrs. Hichard Williams, Jaraos An. wyl, Fred Smith and Joseph P. j"- 2. Solo, "Springtime" Selbcrt Mrs. O'Hrton. Cello obllguto, Thomas Rlppard. Wllkes-Barre., 3. Plana solo Haydn Lvnns 4. Duet. "The Battle Eve" ..Bonheur Richard William (Eos. Cell In I. 5. Baritone solo. "The ToreadorN.Trotere Will Watklns. PART II. 1. Alto solo, "Gay Gittatila," Charles A. K. Harris Mirs Elsie Vandervoort, of the Lint Park Church quartette. 2. Recitation, "The Trial Stene or I Kalhrlne," from "Henry v ill, Shukesoeare Miss Tlllle Lewis. ' 5. Tenor solo. "Lend Me Thine Aid, Uounod Jumes Anwyl. 4. Violin solo. "The Othello Fantasle Hrnst i Professor Herr Kopff. 6. Hemberger String quartette, Professor Hemberger, R. J. Bauer, Thomas H. Rlppard. A. N. RtppaH. The box office will open next week at the Frothingham when tickets can be purchased and reserved. Those already holding tickets will please present them and have them exchanged for re served seat tickets. Tickets can also be purchased from members of the com mittee. 1! II II . . The appearance of Miss Anna Ida Koch at the Frothingham on Monday evening next will without doubt at tract a large audience from the young lady's admiring friends In Scranton. Five or six years ago Miss Koch was well known In musical circles of the city as solo soprano at the Second Presbyterian church and her voice at that time gave great promise. L'pon taking up her residence in New York olty the young vocalist began the study of music under competent Instructors and hus recently graduated from the Metropolitan College of Music with high honors. Monday evening will be Miss Koch's first appearance on the concert stage. On that occasion she will be assialed by several New York artists who will render an attractive programme. II II II Llewellyn Jones, pianist, Is now studying the oboe with the Idea of be coming a performer at the symphony orchestra concerts. The oboe Is seldom used except In the large orchestras and there Is little Incentive for per formers In the Inland cities. The oboe Is one of the most difficult of reed In struments and beginners, as Well as their near neighbors, are often driven to Insanity by practice. At the previ ous symphony concerts it has been nec essary to send to New York city for oboe players. Mr. Jones and Hichard Newbauer. who also recently began practice on the Instrument, expect to be able to supply the deficiency next season. II II li The (losing entertainment of the winter season of Chamber concerts on Thursday evening was one of the most pleasing of the series. A fine pro gramme was rendered by the string quartette under the leadership of Prof. Hemberger. The vocal numbers were effectively given by Miss Ella Marie Draeger. of Warren, formerly a mem ber of the Elm Park church choir. II II il Thomas Kershaw, director of music at Davis' theater, is one of the talented composers of the clty. Prof. Kershaw's "Hastings March," which wa.i pub lished by the Lytic Music company, is one of the first quicksteps ot the day and deserves a large sale. Mr. Ker shaw Is busily engaged on several new compositions In the catchy vein which will be heard In the near future. I !l II Valentine Abt. the mandolin soloist, will appear at Young Men's Christian Association hall on March 16, assisted by Alfred Wooler, tenor; George Cnrr, banjo player, and other Scranton mu sicians. :l !' !l Judge Edwa"ds will net as conductor at the eisteddfod to be held at Ply mouth, on February 22. 01R lXCREA1Xfi DEFICITS. figures Which Show That the Wl!n Tariff Bill Is Onu of the .Monnracnt I Fallnras of the Centurv. The monthly deficits since the Wilson bill was passed would have averaged a great deal higher, says William K. Cur tis in the Chicago fiecortl. If the secre tary of the treasury had not withheld a lonslderableamount of the appropria tions of congress. His natural and ne cessary policy is to practice the strict est economy and avoid the payment of every obligation that can be postponed. He has refused to pay the sugar bounty, which amounts to about $I3.'HH).OUO; the rebate upon the tax on alcohol used In the arts and manufactures, which amounts to about tt.1.000.noo, and many appropriations for public buildings, rivers and harbors and other purposes. It Is estimated that the shortage in re ceipts since the Wilson bill went Into effect would be 175.000.000 more than it actually has been If all the appropria tions of congress had been promptly paid. The deficit for the month of January last was f.1.4u!M60. The revenues of the government never failed to exceed the expenditures for thirty years, from ISM to IMtt. The highest -surplus was $M5.M3,810, in TM, ?nd the lowest was 12.341.674, in lSHi The excess of revenues over expendi tures In 1KKI amounted to $35,040,271 and In 18dl to $2.838.r.41. Then the McKin ley bill went Into effect. The duty on sugar was removed and the surplus dropped to $,14,45X Then President Cleveland was elected. In 1894 the tide turned, and instead of a surplus there was a deficit of $89,0!l,26O. In 1W5 the deficit was $42,806,223, while for the first seven months of the present fiscal year It has been $18,8i3.87. During the four years of President HarrtiQn'a administration tbe revenuit of the government were $124,000,000 more than the expenditure, while during the two llscal years and ten months of the present administration they have been $131,000,000 less. i.ict i s smii.i;. Accounted Tor. Miss Ciushsw "Where did yon get your wonderful versatility in fiction?" Oid Rusher"! have to invent an abso lutely new story every morning at 4 o'clock." .ilss Ou.-haw "To satisfy the unappeas able publisher?" tiid Itusher "Nix. To satisfy my wife after a poker party at the club." New York World. . 'I he Opportunity. A father wishing to bring up his child In the nay he should go, told him when he was in any danger und needed help to call upon the Lord. Later In the day Willie was imnislieri for some misd- maanor, and when on lite threshold of the dnrlc closet, holding his father by one hand, he dropped to his knees and prayer, "O.l, Lord, If you want to help a little boy new's your chance." Life. . Ilia nlv Break. "Yes," said the fellow who had lost his legs In a saw mill, "It was at the battle of Anttettim that I suffered this loss. The right leg was shot off about noon, but 1 hupcd right on into the enemy's ranks, brave as you please, but when, along ubout 3 o'clock, the eecond was taken off by a stray shell I lost control of myself ami ran to the rear. It was the only break I made during the war." Harper's Bazar, A Prudent Counsel. Burglar (whose acquittal his counsel had Just secured) "Oh, sir. I'm so . much obliged to you. May I call at your house to further show my gratitude?" "Yes, but be sttre and como In the day time." r'llegende Ulaetter. There Was. Irate Da 4 'Is there anything that wouU tempt you to reform?" . Kuke of a Son "Oh, yes; but you alwtys taught me not to yield to temptation, you know." Exchange. Times Have changed. "You don't bring me as much candy as you used to before we were married," Douted Mrs. Darlev. I, "No. I have to buy your beefsteak now," replied her husband. Oakland Times. L Oncer. Isn't It.' '"Life's full of paradoxes," said Wllklns tho other night at the club. "Did you ever notice that the more nerves a man has. the less nerve he shows?" Harper's Uaxar. . . .... PREVENT Coughs, Colds, Pneumonia. i. iins ions wit The Favorite Cough Cure. THE FAHILY FRIEND It cures where others fall. It Is guar anteed to cure all lung and throat trou bles. No cure; no pay. for sale everywhere. Ask your dealer for it. Price, :'j cents. Cured ef Pains In HI Lungs. Anthony Yeager contractor 131 Till! stret-t. V Ilkes-Uarre, Pa., says three bot tles of L)r. Alexander's Lung Healer, the famous cough cure, cured me ot asthma and pains In my lungs after pneumonia. You cun put me down as a strong be liever In Lung Healer. No cough medicine like it. ULSTERS AND OVERCOATS ALSO MEN'S AND BOYS' SUITS AT Greatly Reduced Prices. Ill LACKAWANNA AVENUE Corner Franklin Avenue. 'apt 111 M ftttf-n 1 Ctnrmnlvo t aire fwr .5V Co ST MA M H OO D l . J fmdaJl fcttrcdin afire rnt ftxdaJi fcttscdinff tuirornt-L both ci younr and mid(U tVTcJ txiti ftnTwrmtri. Tfc twfu' flV!l:of YOITTHFTTL ' nMriinotimirnion. r.ii(iti.( prixiucinjr we AC Ficm), Kcrvoui ixb.lity, NkrhtlT EmUwkw.M'oosKinptn. Dsaaitv, FahaHirt nr? lrntitandltiof nowrcf thoGeu , arsUroOrnniuflttinTonerrritiitir, tVnMrifiand nur . rifcfrftJaqu.CsiiT'ruird bv Ir. It cIr ! Hrft.li Nrv Vrala. ThrraotonlyciirrWstarU.ncattliftMtatofdIft I fas, but Are a prrvat N l.tt F, 'i ON IT and JII.O)l Jtl lMir.u; bfloftin back Ui rink lnw t I Wha and rrstorliK the JrHiK UP Yl Til to tba r attest. l:vimiJ,l. jnirLosorrt for with wrfU rtti ii ranter tt rir nr ri fttnA m UM t,v-.-. v - Now i Wmr tml by JOHN H. PTTKTJ3, Orug HOOF TMNiftS 1R0 SOLOERflG AB teas) away with by tho use ef HAHT. KAN'S PATENT PAINT, which consists f Ingredients wall-known to alL It caa be applied to tin, galvanised tin, aheet Iron roofs, also to brick dwelinjr. which wtll firevent absolutely any crumbling, erack sg or breaking of the brick. It will out last UnnlDg of any kind by many years, and It's east does not exceed one-arts that of the cost ef tinning. Is sold by tba job or pound. Contracts taken by ANTONIO HARTUA;N. 183 Blreb at Tribtin? Almanac 1896 . no PAGES s CENTS. POSTPAID SHERIFF SSALE OFsassssV VI "li Y2L fsnaajkajsk aaji t .. m. ESTABLISHED 1873 DRAPERIES, LACE, CHENILLE AND TAPESTRY CURTAINS A complete assortment in all the latest effects. Shadings in all widths, suitable for stores or residences. - ' Ktttiiiifif T?iirnic1ir1 In every grade Wiltons, Axminsters, English and Domestic Brussels, Velvets and Tapestries at moder ate prices; also Inlaid and Printed Linoleums, Corti cenes and Oilcloth, two and four yards wide. S.G.KERR,SON&CO. 408 Lackawanna Ave. BRANCH STORE. SIXTH THE THIRD NATIONAL BANK OF SCRANTON GIVES SPECIAL ATTENTION TO BUSINESS AND PERSONAL ACCOUNTS AND PAYS 3 PER CENT. INTEREST ON TIME DEPOSITS. YOU WANT - -WE HAVE LET'S GET RICHARDS 502 Commonwealth Building THE DICKSON MANUFACTURINGCO SCRANTON AND WILKES-BARRE.PAMaiMifactarora of V I at aa .1 sai . a .a Locomotives, stationary tngmes, Donors, HUISI IHli AKU PUUPING MACHINERY. THalaJbis' BalM ysaulBnas;iUsHd a. I dm eaywsaea ta tae U.H..ea snisewiwymwii or PimUI Hete fee Xenab) .mi wm las boots Kill la a rsMl stem fee 1'i.H. ft site Ibie beet oaraslws, tbeexforo we eaof aa(M th. JH, HyU ami n.f, and If any oas fa set afmasl re will reran, tae mommy or ataa aoutbn setr. Oeava M r uoauaa Beaaa, widths U, ft . B, ft KB, mirMrhtr UOM MKff oVcm m m t avwwn. ax aamai.i A I I I 411 III V 1 llaaVlUSf k. M EMPTY TALK DOESN'T COUNT 0 z 0 () z 0 111 CO It! J () til Q. fit and to back the ads. 3 Trou;rs worth TrotiMrs wortri Trousers worth Trousers worth Z q: D II Z 0 (I) 0 0. 225 AND 227 AND CASH OR CREDIT hi L v telephone; iS4 Opp. Main Entrance Wyoming Hois. AVENUE. CARBONDALE. TOGETHER. LUMBER CO Telephone 422 Qaneral Office: SCRANTON, PA. call up aeix CilOlT 1 II IflH CO. OILS.. VINEGAR AND CIDER. OfTIOC AND WAREHOUSE, Ml TO igi MERIDIAN STRESS1 M. W. COLLINS, M'cfrw "DIPT of n X "0 0 (0 H 6 z G Z H C PI (0 r n CD PI 0 z 0) Z 0 z 0 A clothier might talk till he was black in the face, and still he would make no impression on the people if he told falsehoods. If a firm hasn't got the store and the goods to back up its advertise ments, all the newspaper space in America won't pay. The public find things out for themselves. Sometimes you can fool them a little while, but it doesn't last long. We have, considerable to say about our Men's and Youths' Clothing. We are positive we'll do better by' you than anybody else. Better in the way of oualitv. price. The store is here up every word spoken in $1.50 new $1.40 Sj.eo now $1.98 $4.00 now $1.49 $3,00 now $3.75 218 WYOMING AYE.