THE SCKAHTON ' TBIBUNE SATUBDAT MOBXlW. AUGUST 34, 1895, i . Of and ; About the Makers of Books. Notices of Recent Chats Concerning RECENT FICTION. "The Ze!t-Gelat" (or Time-Spirit) Is the xlil rume or story of Canadian lire written toy Miss Lily Dougall and published by the Appletons. We borrow from the buffalo Kxpress this exptana tion of its motive: It Is more than a mere romance, for a sermon is woven into it a sermon which instils Into the reader the desire to do good to his fellow nieu. Miss Dougall en deavors to show the social dimculties awaiting thane who choose their own cried, their own thoughts and their own ways, tier story largely concerns ltar tholomew Toyncr. a social outcast and be sotted drunkard: and his wife, a murder er's daughter, who keeps a dhnkliw sa loon. I'rofesslng t'hrlstians passed them by: yet Hart slowly found his own wuy to God. He camo to learn what true tender nous and brotherl!nesa for fellow-creatures were. Karl's religion, in brief, wa this: That the whole of the universe (toes to the developing of character. t!od mlKht have made us good machines, but did nut. In stead, lie Is saving men by the hell they bring upon themselves. He Is with them throuirh sin. suffering in their suffering and agony of spirit, rejoicing in their re joicing; and bringing them by their own eiTort and expetlence Into a state of perfec t'en. Heaven. Hart thousht, ts inside you when you grow to be likeOod, and through II age ami worlds heaven will be to do a He docs; to suffer wsth those that are suffering and to die Wth 'those that ure dy ing. Mins Poimall pictures the lon climb of Itnrt Toyner and his wife upward Into peace and happiness, and into a condition where the Joys mid sorrows of the sur round'iiB life hecamiSa Hirt of their own life. The chief iuterent in the story is ethical or spiritual: yet It Is charmingly told. The narrative is 'nterrupted occa sionally with descriptions of nature, which re full of vigor and freshness. II II I! Three consecutive numbers of Apple ton's popular Town and Country libra ry of i hoice tie: Ion lie before us. The first la a Adleetion of excellent short Morlee of New Kngland life by Heie k'aii l'utterworth. -than whom there Is no more at .'urKe or proficient delinea te of Yankee customs and chArncter. Husband." by RlohardLMarsh. la a study of an erotomaniacal husband who, when he discovers that his homicidally maniacal wife has cleverly assassinat ed a trusted male frtend who sought to lure her Into a liaison, calmly ob serves : "May ilarltr.g. I don't think that any ex planation is needed between us, only, !f you munt explain, understand this: My love for you has noshing to do with your moral qualities: I care nothintr for moral qualities, or for the want of them, not one eivai of the firiers. I love you. your body, your nesh and blood, yourself, that of you which I can hold between my arms. Mind you, I would rather, had I the choice, that you -as well as myself should walk In peace with all men. and with all wo men. But. though you sank to the lowest depth, of what the world calls evil, so long a vou are rood to me. what Iris that to do with mv love for you? 'Good and bad are available terms. They mean different things In different mouths. I have r.o arbitrary. Immutable predilection for either." One is not surprised. In view of such R declaration of principles, that after a career of some bloodshed on both ides. Mrs. Muserave and her husband. to say nothintr of their baby child, con veirentlv kill themselves In the last chap ter. Just In time to avoid arrest. The third volume. "Not Counting the Cost." Is by Tasma. and Is a readable combination of the factors of love, cr.me and expiation. v I' 'I il "The Miller of Glnnmlre" (published fry Geonre W. Barker. 171 E. Madison t.. rhlcaeol Is a brisk Irish story by Con. T. Murphy, the playwright, with plenty of wit. humor and patnus inter spersed through Us 200 pages. II II II The bicycle craze is responsible for a satirical book entitled "Betsy Jane on Wieels." which comes from the pen of H. E. Brown and from the press of the V. B. Conkey company, Chicago. It Is an attempt to 'be funny .whit only partially succeeds; but it will please those who are not overly fastidious in their demand for the burlesque. AMONG TIIF. MAGAZINES. On and after the Issue of the next number of The Bookman (which will be the first of a second volume) the date of publication will be changed to the I.'bh instead of the 15th of the month. This change Is made to bring the date cf publication at the same time with th majority "of magazines, and the date of Issue will, as usual, antlrlpate the date upon the magazine. The next number, therefore, published on Aug. 25. will 'be the Septenrber number, but as Mils would seem to omit entirely the August number, It will be called Aug-u?-t-Sfiptember. It will wt be a double number, for subscribers for the year will receive, notwithstanding this change, twelve numbers. II II II The publisher of the Mid-Continent Magazine, F. C. Nunemacher. of Louis ville, Ky., announce Its suspension In manly card that will gain for him many friends. After frankly exnlaln Ing how It came febout that a suspen sion was necessary, he adds: "The publisher congratulates 'himself upon having been able to make the arrange, ment for the sending to subscribers. In lieu of The Mid-Corrtlnent. so excellent publication as the Scrlbner's Maga zine, which he feels sure will be- satis factory to all In every respect, and In retiring from the field as a magazine publisher, desires to express assurance of his appreciation of the klnl Interest which has been manifested In The Mld Contlnent, and regrets that the cir cumstances necessitated Its discontinu ance. All Just claims against The Mld Conttnent Tress will be paid In full upon presentation." II II II The latest Issue of Clap-Book has In 1 an muring satirical essav In vers by Etta Dexter Field, entitled "The WooltiKf of ipemclope: an Incident of De pravity tn Five Aots." which Is too clever to be spoiled by an attempted sv-nops. In ths same Issue Arthur "Waugh corniolaiins lustily of the ten dency of reviewers to deal out superla tives of prailse or censure, and Incident ally indulges hlnwlf In this whack at the newspapers: "To a groat extent the modem editor ts responsible for the s'tuarton. In the rush of dally Journnt Ism, -where half a hundred powers mtit please to Bv. the temptation to be simart eetd aensaftitorral is undoubtedly Insistent.' Just as political reports and Wi loathsome stories of the law courts mtrt. to eatch ttve popular tnt be' Wf-otignt In with spinsihes of brllllint color, so. too, the literary criticism tmift,' t H surioosed. deal In flahv ef fect's. hmpb'ocV and Vghtnlng. Never th'rn, 1n this the editor underrate h'.m pt'bllc. From nerpetuatlv tironounelng, with Carlyle, tMt his cMents are mitrt ly foots, rs eMor comes at tait to tsater for fools s.lone. By far the larger proportion of those wibore sincerely It)'tereerte4 tn Merary movements has wit enough1 to ee ht It Is being mere ly noodiwfnkfl ond 'Insulted by the In cesserrt swerlave. As a .rule the ref utation thit ihave tjeen made and tiranwl v newwtnrwr comments have never resohed t he higher class of read ers t These are Flower to believe, mri hiTder to chsmre. when once Hhey Iwve belteved. After a few dlnmpop mrtvts.' born of hopes engendered' by yulogv, aftr a. w !'?ov.rles of th' njusttoe of conomrMctlon, t.hev cease to read the offemMnv rimers at .!. and "rti to ethers In whnh they And more d'oemment and greater twrrwrtlsVsy. Th snoueJ f the Aewtih of the Journal a tVn of almost monthly n tha htstorv of t modern press. The eWor, therefore, iha rreier responsl bilMy, for h (on wMoh be acts must Interesting Volumes and Literary Men and Women needs be the ton of his followers, ami there Is abundant room Jisst now for a sane and honest ectiool of editorship.' II II II The September Cosmopolitan comes io- us as a Travel and fiction num ber. the greater portion of ks Interest in coL'tents being mude up of articles relating to poiot or concern to travel era and of short stories. Among the riuer us a capital one by Conan Doyle en'W'iieu rempted by the Devil." and carrying to a conclusion the success ful series of 'Napoleonic sketches in wlUch the strongly Individualized Brl- gau'ier lierard has tiL-urcd to such excel lent effect. Of the more serious contrl- nut ions mat 'by John A. Cocker! II on "iirietiatn Vouno? and ,M,l.H-n t'tnh Is of eseclul timeliness In view of the proximate admission of the old-time eai oi .Mornionlxm Into the Union. Al'THOna AND PI-15LISHKH3: Mrs. Humphrey Ward a "Story of Bessie ('ostreir I now said to be founded upon fact. A new edition of the works of Lord nyron is Deing prepared by Critic W. K Henley. Si'l'tunnenarlan Toet Richard Henry Stoddard Is reported to have become to tally oiinii. Julian Gordon's (Mrs. Van Kenssclaer i ruBer rorthcomlnir novel ia entitled .Morning .Mists. Joseph llatton's new story, "When Greek Jieeis urecK." is actually a tale of the rrencn lievoiution. Qui en Victoria has come to the financial rescue of the widow of the late "uwen .Mei-dith." and appointed Lady i.ytton to uu oiiu'e at couri. Thomas Hardy doc lares that "Hearts Insui'Kent" has been so carved ami emas culated in the Interest of mauuzine nni pnetors that when a appears in its or tc mil form as a book It will have the effect of quite a new work. Among oddly named novels shortly to appear on tne bookstalls may be men toned "The Walter's Mou'," by Hram 8toker (Appletons), "The Sister of a Saint," by Grace KUery Channing, and "The 8un-KOer." by Fiona Maclvod tMoii at k. m Da 1 1). Lockhart's "1fe of Scott" Is to be re vised and edited by Andrew I-ang with a new u,oi;rapny or i,oiknart, In which Lang hopes to Incorporate much new and Interesting information regarding the ciiaracier anu uierary wont or s:r wai ter's son-in-law und biographei. A poem in the August Century, written for that publication by the late Thomas W. Parsons who died several vears ago. Is another reminder of tho length of time mat accepted matter frequently re mains in a magazine editor's orhVe before a appears in the pages of the magazine. Ore of the new magazines to be itarted In New York in the fall will have no illus tratlons. Its projectors believe that the illustration of our popular magazines is being overdone, and that the public is tir ing of simple ".picture articles," the chief merit of which lies not in the letter-press but in the pictorial part, Uueen Victoria Is said to be elaborating a f ''heme for establishing a "literary order of merit for the recognition of those who, as Journalists and writers of books, have done good work." There are to be three grades, as In most other orders the first consisting of twenty-four knights of the ur-.imi cross, the second of one hundred knights commanders, and the third of one hundred and flfty companions. Who was the original of Podsnap. the ever-delightful Podsnap? Percy Fitz gerald asserts positively In his new book that it was Dickens' friend and biogra pher. John Forster. This quotation from "our Mutual Friend" Mr. Fitzgerald pre sents as In his opinion a singularly faith ful portrait of Mr. Forster: "Thus happily acquainted with his own merit and Im portance, Mr. Podsnap settled that what ever he put behind him he put out of ex istence. 'I don't want to know about It; I don't choose to discuss It; 1 don't admit it.' As a so eminently respectable man Mr. Podsnap was sensible of its being re quired of him to take Providence under his protection. Consequently, he always knew exactly what Providence meant." New York Tribune. MISCELLANEOUS. How to mix and serve all kinds of cups and drinks is the theme of Ueorge J. Kaj-peler's book, "Modern Ameri can Drinks," which Is published by the Merriam company. New York. The recipes number nearly 1,000 and are carefully compiled. II II II From tn.? same flnm la received a book of shrewd, quaint, or flippant observa tions on men. and things, grouped to gtlhtf by H. S. Wells under the odd title, "Seleet Converaaitvon with an Uncle." Here are portions of a "con versation" on "The Thaory of the Per peuaj Discomfort of Humanity" which will afford a tolerably fair Idea of Mr. Wellrf book as a whole, since the otheir conversations are for the most part In a similar vein: He had been sitting with his feet upon the left Jamb of my mantel, admiring the t.ps of his shots In sllenrre for ome time. "eorge, he said, dropping his cigar-ash thoughtfully Imo my Inkstand, In order I Imagine, to suve my carpet, "have you ever done pioneer work for Humanity?" Never." I said. "How do you get that sort of work?' "I don't know. I met a man and a wo man though, the other night, who said they were engaged in that kind of thing. It zeems to rne to be exhausting work, ard It mnkts the hnir very untidy. They do It chiefly w.th their heads. Jt consists, so I understand, of wr.tlng stuff in a hurry, rushing about m cabs, wearing your hair in some unpleasant manner, and holding disorderly meatlngs." "The lady asked me what 1 thought of the condition of the lower, clniwei. nmt I told her I was persuaded, from various things I had noticed, that a lot of them were frightfully hard up. And with that she started off to show whose fault it was." "Kntertaining?" "A little. One thing she said struck me very much, though It could hardly be called novel. It was that the fads of one age were the fashions of the next; that while the majority of peo ple were engaged in their little present day chores, persons like herself are mak ing the laws and preparing the customs for the generation to follow." "Poor generations to follow!" I said. "Yes, but there is a lot of truth In it; and do you know there flashed upon, me nil at once a great theory, the Theory of Per petual Discomfort of HumanMv. Just let me explain '.t to you, George" he said, bringing himself round so that his legs hung over the arm of his chair. "I think you will see I have made a very great dis covery, gone to the root of the whole of this bol'her of reform movement, advance ment of humahity, and the rert of It." flo sucked his cigar for a moment. "Each age," he said, "has Its own Ideals of what constitutes human happiness." "A very profound observat'on," said I. "Looking down the v'ta of history, one may generalize and my that we see hu man beings continually troubled by the conditions under which they live. I can think of no time In the world when there was not some question or other getting fussed about. Hence reform movements. Now, reforms move slowly, and by the t'me these reforms come about, the peo ple whom they would have made happy,, and . who fussed and encountered dislike end satire and snuhb'ng. end burning and belling in oil, ard suchlike discourage ments, for the sake of them, wore dead snd burled and mere san'tary problems. The new (people' had new and nu'te differ ent needs, and the reforms for which their fathers fought and'died .more or less un comfortably, and got Into debt with the printers, so soon ss there were printers to get Into debt with, were shout as wel come ft belated dinner guests. You take me? Ireland, whwi home rule comes horns to it, win simply nowt with inti'gnat on. And we ee living In the embodied d'r-o-- tent of the 'enghteenth century. Adnm Smith. Tom Pslne. and Pr'estly would have looked upon this age and seen that it was good devilish good: snd ss you know.- George. 10 us 't 's well, a bit of a ruiance anyhow. However, most neonle are like myself, and try to bs as comfort able as the can, and do doubt the nxt gene ration mlrht do very wot! with It And ttien the pioneer people begin legis lating, agitating, ana orueruig mum " feremly. As you know, George, I am in caneu to conservatism, constitutionally I tend to adaot myaslf to my clrounv stances. It seems to ma so much easier to tit the man to the age than to fit the ago to tne man. Lt us. 1 say. settle oown We shall never be able to settle down while they keep altering things. It may not be a perfect world, but then I am not a rfect mat Some of the) imperfections are, at least, very convenient. So my theory Is thts: The people whom the age sums -lainy well oon I ootner 1 uon bother; the others do. It is these con founded glaring and unshorn anaehron 3ms that tutset everything. They go bout flapping their Ideals at you, ami writing novels with a motive, and starting movements and societies, and generally poking one's epoch to rags, until at last It In worn out and you have to start a new one. My conception of the progress of humanity la something after the Wander. tng Jew pattern. Your average humanity I nsure as a comfortable person like my self, always trying to sit down and put its legs scinew-here out of the way, and be ing 'continually stirred up by women in felt nats and short skirts, and naggard men with those beastly, long. Insufficient beards, and soulful eyes, and trumpet headed creatures, and bogles with stiec tacles and bald heads, and .nephews who look at watches. hat are vou looking a your wutch for, George? 'I'm very happy as l am. "Has it ever occurred to you, George, that one of the most uncomfortable things In the world must be to outlive your age?' WISE AND OTHERWISE. IHis Harlan has been Identified with farce comedy ever since his advent into the profession. Hut Oils om-e essayed le gitimate comedy. If we may believe the Chicago Journal, and did not score a be wildering success. It was at Savannah, Ga during the summer season, and "Ju lius Caesar" was the play, when the stage manager handed him the part or First Ho man Citizen. Harlan glanced at it add con temptuously returned it, saying thut he had been engaged to play comedy parts, Ho laid particular stress on the word comedy. "It is a comedy part," said the stage manager. "1 don't see where the comedy comes In," replied Harlan. "You ure supposed to make the part funny," re joined the stage manager. "Uh. I am, am 1? All right." And forthwith Harlan be gan to cudgel his lira in, wondering how he e-otild make the First Koman Citlten in "Julius Caesar" a comedy part. At night when Harlan made his entrance Unit us demanded in stentorian tones; "What would'st thou, most noble citizen?" "A chord In G." replied Harlan and the ac commodatlng leader struck the chord. To the horror of the admirers of the Hard of Avon the First Roman Citizen started to sing "The Wild Man from Borneo, and had to respond to seven encores. It is needless to say that Mr. Harlan did not play First liomun Citizen the next night. In his younger days as a reporter Julian Halph was once assigned to interview Baron Rothschild on Itnunce. "The fact," says Mr. Kalph. "that I know nothing nbout nnance and he knew little about Kngllsh made ro difference. I went to the Itrevoort and found a very young, weak eyed, pallid, blond Frenchman, showing in his person the worst results of the con etant lnter-marriages in his fumily. In his brain I fancy that he showed a marked ability to fret over the cut of his clothing and the fashion of the moment in button holo bouquets. "I am from the Dally Graphic," said I. "Ah, ze London Qraph- uue: yes. 1 nave moocn pride in zni Jourrnal." "No, I am from the New York Graphic, sir." "Ah, ze New York Oraph- iuue zat Is sumsing I do not at all know. "I have come to you to talk to me about finance. "Fynerce, fynerce? "Finance. sir; money, banking, the movement of gold; the borrowing power of Russia, for Instance. About finance." The prince of the cloth of gold looked worried. "Adolphei" he cried In French, "come here. Tell me what Is It, 'the fynerce'?" Adolphe explained. Ah," said he, delightedly feenarnce! feenarnce; onl le comnrend Ah, sir: I am vaire sorry, but ze feenarnce zat Is sumsing about wheech I know nussing. I huf, sir, ze plaisir to make you my complaimoug and my regrets, also to make you good-bye. THE VILLAGE ORACLE: Beneath the weather-beaten porch That shades the village stora He sits at ease, an aged man Of three score years or more. That ample seat for him is placed iteside the open door. His face Is very keen and shrewd, And piercing are n;s eyes As with an air of prophecy lie scans tne cloudy skies. And children look with awe on him, For he is weatherwise. And Jolly farmers riding by On fragrant loads of hav Call out, "Good morning, I'ncle Dan," And. "W 111 it rain today?" And boys who would a-nshlng go Await what he will say. "Waal, If the wind should change about" They listen eagerly. But he ts very slow and calm. For thus should prophets be "Mebhe them clouds will bring us rain. UM I dunno, says he. And ever as the seasons come And as the seasons go The oracle is asked the signs or wind on rain or snow. And still he never hesitates To answer, "I dunno." Cleveland Leader, WISIS OF WIT: She "What a tine talker your friend Is He "Yes, he Inherited It." She "How so?" He "His mother was a woman." New York Herald. There Is a good story afloat of a man who has a ."..i) Bank of Fngland note and makes a good income renting it out for woid.ngs, wnere it appears as the bride s father's gift. New York Recorder. Judge I can t see what I am to hold this prisoner for. He says he only hit your hat with a club, and you admit that." Prosecutor Yes, your honor, hut I was under the hat st the time." Judge. Air. Mann "And so you have been estab lished In this town for several years. Have you had many cures?" Dr. Jalap "No; but. you see. I've not got along so far as that yet. I'm only practicing lust at present." Boston Transcript. "Only think, exrln'med Fenlerson. "of the many uses to which paper Is now put!" "i Know," replied hbss. "I w.is at thn theatre the other night, and I was told It was all paper. And It was a fine sub stantial-looking structure, too," Boston Transcript. The Rev. Arthur Mursell tells that dur ing a time of great domestic alfliction Hpurgeon was glad to get a friend to go with him for a few hours Into the country, Homet'mes he would call for Mr. Mursell. "The first time he did so." adds Mr. Mur sell, "I snid 'I will come w'th you If you won't talk good to me." "What do you mean?' asked Hpurgeon. 'Mr. Brock tells me,' I replied, 'that when you and he go out Into the country snd get Into a pretty spot you begin a little prayer meeting: not that 1 don't like prayer meetings, but that It would not he natural tn nft,' I added. 'Don't you bother,' replied Hnurceon, 'I don't throw my neirls' and then he stopped. "All right.' I repl'ed: 'I will go out with you on those term" ' We then went to Boxhill, and he talked In the raci est way and avoided anything serious." News Age. .' A Fltf PR 8IEPLE PLAY: " Well-Known Playwright "Our fortune's made, boss. I've Jut comtdeted the play of the century." Theatrical Manager. "What now. UHitls?" W. K. P -"Hero, Napoleon; heroine, Trilby. Napoleon, s'nrmed at revolt se-ninst income tax, Is shout to sbd'cite; Trilby's sing'ng of the Washington Post Mnrch flees him with neweoursre; he 'hs L'ttVB'llee: scent ed byTrllby;mnrr'se ceremony performed by Mgr. Hatnll with battle of Waterloo raging In the background. After the battle Napoleon d-termines to lle with Trllbv, but Bvergal! hypnotises h'm Into Volun tary surrender to the B'ish. I.nst scene a teblrau: Nnpo'eon rt'l'.ng awsy to St. Helena. Trilhv, on shore committing sui cide, snd Wttt'e Billfn made in for a Ing nlcttire angel, looking on from the clouds." Truth. , e This story Is told by a commercial trav eler of one of the local rsilwsys In Scot land which is Mid td be still a little sha'tv. "We were bounding along," he said, "at the rate of about seven miles an hour, snd the whole train was shaking terr Wy. I exoeeted ereey m'nute to see my hn-e protruding through my skin.' Paserers were fol'ing fr-n one end of the carriage to the other. I held on firmly to the arm Of my sent. Presently we settled down a bit quieter-at lr-t I could keep mv hst on, and my teeth didn't charter. Ther ws a quiet-'ook'ng man onpos'te me. I looked up with ghastly smila, wishing to appear cheerful, and said: Wa are gotac a little smoother, I see.' 'Yes,' B.d he; we're oft the track BOW.' "Edinburgh Scotsman. POWER OP THE PRESS: Tom Poor Rash 11 (hi Ruined la mind forever. Jack Heavens I What has he beea do ing? Tom Made a bet that he could read every article In four Sunday papers In cluding supplements and advertisements In one hour. Jack (breathlessly Well? Tom Won his bet, but collapsed and was taken to an asylum a raving maniac Texas Sittings. Dr. Chadw'.ck, a noted Boston specialist and for many years Oliver Wendell Holmes' attending physician, recently re lated to the Rambler of the New York Mail and Express the following story of the Autocrat: Leaving Dr. Holmes house one day. Dr. Holmes Inquired where he Intended going. "To call on a patient, a lady who married for the Itrst time at 84 a man of 82." "Is he alive yet?" Inquired Dr. Holmes. "No; he died Ave or six years ago." "I need hardly ask," continued the poet, laughingly, "If they had any chil dren; but tell me, did they have any grand children?" BICYCLE STATISTICS. The Demand for Good Wheels Is Now So Great That the Factories. Although Working Double Time. Cuanot Ucgln to Supply It. From the Cleveland Leaser. One of the most prominent bicycle manufacturers In the United States says tint there can be no truth m the ruorts circulated about a syndicate which Is said to be preparing to make tOO.iRH) wheels fur next season to be sold at a very bow price. He Insists that money cannot provide either the mater ial or the men for iueh an addition to the output ef bicycles from the factories already established. The limit of possi ble production he places at about 8U0.0U0 bicycle. It Is safe to say that th- figures given by this authority ore within the truth. I he Imitations ace that the manufac turers of bicycles and parts of bicycles will outdo their fondest anticipations before midsummer next year. Under the pressure of an almost unlimited de mand, there Is no telling at Phis time what may be accomplished. The one thins sure Is that the supply of bicycles will not much longer lag behind the re quirements of tho people who want to buy wheels, lr the manufacturers tnat now make all the tubing and other ma terial used cannot furnish as mucin as Is wanted. It will not be long; before more concerns are In the business with ample resources of all kinds. Capital and enterprise will not keep out of ho tempting a field. Inside of two years there will be plenty of bicycles to meet every demand, and the price of a good wheel will be much loweir than It is now. What This Means ia tiosh. But at the figures given by the manu facturer who limits the production of wheels next year at 800.000, think what that means In the way of .expenditure by the men and women wiho will buy and use them! It Is safe to say that the riders of these 800,000 wheels to be made for the season of 18W will pay an aver age price not lower than $60 or $65. The average may be higher. If the figure which ought to be taken is JBii.bO. then the total outlay fur bicycles next year by the people of the United States will be $;"0,000,000. That means a dollar for every person in the country old enough to ride a bicycle and not too old to use a wheel. It is more than the combined incomes of all the Vanderbllts, all the Astors and all the Gould family, and the great bulk of the money paid for bicycles will come out of the pockets of the poor and people or moderate means. such expenditures for a luxury, ana the bicycle Is certainly not a necessity. shows most strikingly how comfortable the great bulk of the American people are. It Is nonsense to say tnat tne wheels bought will 'be an Investment to save car fare. It is not often tnat a wheelman makes his bicycle more than pay for the repairs and Incidental ex penses which It entails, and as a rule the Investment lasts for not more than hwo or three seasons. A poverty strlck en people such as the Americans are said to be by demagogues could no more pay $!i0.000,000 for 800,000 blcyclea In one year thun they could make tours to Europe for pleasure. The prospects of the bicyicle market are proof of gen eral 'Prosperity. They show how well the nation is getting on, and they leave no room (Vr the stale charge that the profits of Industry go only to a small number of rich people. If the army of cyclists continues to tncreiase, the calamity howlers will tak some bad headers when they tell crowds of hearty and fheerful owners of good bicycles that they are all a race of pov erty stricken and spiritless victims of oppression. WELL MANAGED. Wltherby (who has brought Ollpln home with him on a little matter of business) Ry the way, I forgot to men tion It, but of course you'll stay to din ner. Ollpln Thanks, but I guess I'd bet ter be getting along home. Wlthei'by "No, lr! Such as we have, I shall Insist upon your shnrlng It with us. We are plain people, and coming so suddenly as we did, you may not get much of a meal, but I know you'll take things as you find them." Ollpln "Oh, cot ta'lniy. Oon't put yourself out for me. Hut, really, I" WllheUby (briskly) "Won t hear of K. Ynu ve got to stay. Excuso me a moment, and I'll let my wife krtow. (Returning with iMrs. V.) My dear, this is 'Mr. Ollpln, and I've asked him tn dine with us. I told him he would have to take us Just as we are." Mrs. Wltiherby "I am wholly unpre pared. Mr. Ollpln, but (smiling). I am sure you are weh-ome to anything we hnve. Now, If you will excuse me, I'll have another pate set for you." OMpln "certainly. I am afraid, my dear fellow, you are putting yourself to some Inconvenience on my account." WMherby "Not a bit, not a bit. If you will be lenient with what is set before you." Irs. Wllherny (returning) "Dinner s ready, gentlemen." (They adjourn to the dining noom. The table glitters with cut glass and silver.) Wltherby (raising his oyster fork) Dear me. how tired one gets of Hlue Points: but really, they are the only thing to begin any kind of a meal with. Have a taste of this ssulerne?" Itllnln "Thanks." (Feels stunned 19 he looks around the table, and this feel ing grows on lilm as course after cotirre s revealed, from the consomme down tr nui'ih the ti'h. rntree, meats, salads, gam-s, lets, jmctry. eto.) WithMby (Ht Ollpln s depnrturc) "I hope you have mude out enough, old man?" Ollpln "Oh. yes. I never ate so much n my life." Mrs. Wltherby "If we had only known I might have had something more to your taste." Ollpln "I assure you. I" Vlthrhy "Well, nev;r mind. ' No excuses, my denr. I'll bring ailplrt out some other tlm?. Oood night." (As the door closes, turning to his wife.) Well. I see you got my teleg.:am." Harper's Uataar. Hero Is a nicva'o Yarn. When I lived down tn Tenntreee about twelve resrs ags I rode one of 'those high wb?els, yu know, with a high front and a email ear wheel. I was en tered In a race In .which tw-ntvfiva tarted. When I was About thirty yprds from the flninh snd leading them all at a klll'ng pace, I noticed a cobble Etone Just ahtad of tne. but too late foHme to urn. I crucK it run, and instead or taking a header, ss everyone thought. rode on cniy ine trout wncei. tne rear whtel bVtur 'ht ' Inches from the ground. 1 finished a winner amid the grt'i test of exciument. Chicago Timet HoraM. . . Facts Concerning Atlanta's- Big Show. Attractions at the Exposition Many Atlanta, Aug. 23. Tho structures on Midway Helgnts. at the Cotton States exponMon.are taking sluape very rapid ly. The enclosure and structures for Cairo street ore aipproachlng comple tion. The same Is true of the Oerman Village tbe Mystic 31 axe. ami the Palace of Illusion. The steel structural work for the great I'lioenlx Wheel is en route between Pittsburg and Atlanta and the foundation Is to 'be ready by the time the .material arrives. The work is all completed, and the erection will occupy 'but a few weeks. The Mexican Village 'is about done, and work Is now proceeding on the arena for the bull light. Mr. Kee Owyang, concessionaire for the Chinese Village, Is now on his way from China to America with ma terial for his show, lie Is bringing a bevy of Chinese ladiea for a beauty show. Select plays will be presented in the Chinese theatre. In the true oriental fashion. The Vaudeville Theatre will si hiii be ready. Close to this is the beauty show. The Little World will re ceive a great devl of attention. At a place remote from the Midway, be tween the Woman's building and the lower lake. Is the Japanese Village, with quaint buildings and picturesque gardens, -bazars, etc. A movement was 'begun 4y the Ex position management, a few days ago, to bring all school children above the graded grammar scIhioIb to the Kxposl tion, and It is believed that at least a quurter of a million will come. There are a half-million boy and girls In the high schools, seminaries and academies of the southern states, and It is esti mated that fifty per cent, can bi brought. Dr. Charles W. Uaibney, Jr., chairman of the government tiouid, who spent many .years of his life in educational work, holds that It U the greatest educatlonul oppontunlty of the generation, and the government exhibit alone, when properly studied, will be better than a school term. Principals of academies, seminaries 'and colleges, complain that their schools will be de 'luorallzed by the Exposition this fall, and to meet the case, an organized ef fort will be made to get all such Institu tions to give one week vacation, and tiring their schools In a body o the Ex position, so that afterward the pupils can go on with their work without In terruption. A number of schools have already decided, on their own accord, to do this. If It can be done upon a large scale, quarters may be secured at a very moderate cost. This will be done In case of the boys, by providing tents. For the girls, better accommodations will toe secured, either In boarding houses or In hotels specially constructed for the purpose. Letters coming to the various depart ments of the exposition Indicate that a concern calling Itself "The Exposition Information Bureau," Is placing In pa pers aibout the country, advertisements to furnish Information for a considera tion. No department of the exposition charges for information. The depart ment of publicity and promotion, and the department of public comfort are glad to furnish full Information free of charge. An exhibit from Liberia arrived at Atlanta last week. Several large boxes addressed to the Cotton States and In ternational Exposition, care Bishop H. M. Turner, of the African Methodist church, were received at the office of the surveyor of customs. Exhibits from foreign countries are dally arriv ing, and the work of Installation is go ing forward rapidly. J. A. Gorman, manager of the Cali fornia building, has received from the chamber of commerce, Los Angeles, a communication saying that an orange tower, thirty-five feet high, will be ereoted In the center of the building, and will be illuminated by means of three hundred Incandescent electric lights. The tower will be covered en tirely with oranges, which will be kept fresh during the entire exposition. For that purpose five carloads of oranges have been placed In cold storage at Los Angeles and suplies will be shipped once every fifteen days to replenish the exhibit. ' Some anxiety was caused the expo sition management by the effort of cer tain Philadelphia people to prevent the bringing of the Liberty Bell to Atlanta. This was put at rest by the following telegram from Mayor Wnrwick to Mrs. Loulle M. (Jordan, who has been largely Instrumental In securing the bell: "The ladles of the routh cun depend on my doing all in my power to bring to the exposition the sweetest and fairest ibell of the nation." A programme has been prenared for the Journey of the Liberty Bell, and the cities and towns along the route rrom rnnaueipnia to A11antawlll give it a cordial reception. It Is expected to reach Atlanta by Sept. Id. 'It will be escorted by a committee of the Philadelphia city council and a detachment of the Philadelphia ponce. Tho.iEuropean exhibits now en route cover quite a 'brond range of Important article. Commissioner General Antonio iMacchl. who arrived In Atlanta lust week gives the following summary: Great Britain. 'Artistic pottery, elec-tro-rla.te and rilvorware, cut crystals, Hhettleht sutjery, . Birmingham goods, Bradford woolens and cloth, Coventry cycles, platios, furniture, chemical pro ducts, term cotta statuary, snip models and railway appllnrwes, books, etc. France. Tapestries, rich drawllKT- room furnlturo, Ivnnzes. lamiis, statu ary, upholstery, scientific and electrical aupKanccs, marine and mat'hematlcnl Instruments, 1'a.rlslnn novelties, Jewel ry and faincy ornaments, enamels, ap paratus used at Pasteur Institute for the discovery and treatment of bactoiu and bacilli, perfumery, conns, wines and liquors. Germany. Pianos, artistic majolica. pred?n china and glassware, cut stones, new photo paintings and scien tific apparatus and appliances. Italy. 'Most important and beautiful colUclion of mai'ble fiiatuary, carved and artlrtlc fu ml I ire of all descrip tions, decorated panels and drawing room ornnrmwt'", artistic bronites, Uo man and Florentine mosaics, Venetian glassware, artistic majolica an4 ccra- mb.'S, Neapolitan corals and tortoise shell ornaments, Roman cameos, artis tic and hisih-cluss Jeweiiy. tapeetiies. cloth and cotton fabrics, hats, bicycles end sewing machines, chemical and pharmaceutical products, scholastic ami rc!.'ntllio books and ipubltcations. and a great variety of exhibits In olive oils, Wines and liquors. Belgium. Hruysels, lace, embroiders. patent hand-st Itching machines, opera tive exm'mts or glass engravings, fancv goods, cho?olu.te, spjcles, etc. RusfIb.- A very Important collection of Kusslnn furs, from one of the largest fir 'manufacturer of Ht. Peterrourg; also, a vplcmlld collection of stuffed bears, 'teals and other nlm.ils, Russian !'!Iverru-nlt!i work and unamels, carved wood and art fabrics, etc. In a letter to Hon. William L. Srcuiigs, legal adviser of that govern ment, dated Amurt 1,0.,'h. Dr. Andrade, Venezui'..tn, minister at Washington. rrtn that the five states of iMIrandu, zuua, Marmora, iiermucie ana Holivar have all formally accpted the Invita tion and will to tecrei-ented at the Fx. position. .- Mrs. P5tcr White, who Ktd cliarire of tho Irish VlUige at tno World's Fair, ha consentr1 to rad a p.iiper on the prognr of the Irlth mdustty for wo men at the Cotton Statcj and Interna ForthcominCotton States Fine Foreign Exhibits. tional exposition. Lady Aberdeen has also beenj invited to read a paper. Cot. Kellog, Commandant at Fort Mc Pherson. will soon detail companies of the Fifth Regiment. United States Infantry to camp on the Cotton State and International Exposition grounds, near the government building, to make an object lesson in the discipline of the United States army. CIlANCKslxToKKB. Twonty Pairs 1st Forty-seven Deals Is a Fair Average Throes Ones ia the Same Mambcr of Deals, a ad a Straight Flush Unco la 54,074 Deals. From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. One would expect that every lover of the great American game of draw poker would find It to his pleasure and profit to become thoroughly 'posted In regard to the various chanens of the game, both on the dal and on the draw. Vet It Is a fact that many players know little or nothing aibout a matter so im portant to them, ami that even those who claim to be considered authorities on the subject differ widely among themselves. For Instance, the Ameri can lloyle, a standard work, says that a chance of getting a pair Is ten times in l.'l deals, but Mr. Proctor Is of the opinion that U Is about 10 times in 23 deals. Neither of Oiese assertions is exactly correct, Mr. Proctor being near ly so. The ohance of getting a pair is very close to 20 times In 17 deals. Calculations have been verified with the expenditure of a little patience and time, iby dealing a number of experi mental hands, the problem being what sre the chances of receiving the dif ferent kinds of hands on the deal? The niet'ho.i of calculations, and the calcula tlons themselves, are simple. An F.xereioe In Mathematics. To begin with. It must be ascertained first, how many combinations of five cards can be made out of a pack of 52 cards. Algt'bra shows that this will- be made apparent by dividing 52xul xDOx 49 x4Xxlxix3x4x5. the result being 2.5U8.'JC0 set. Now, It Is deelraible to And out how many of tlhe 2.GHS.960 possible com- oinations win contain a pair, how many two palrs.and so on. Seventy-eight pairs can be formed, six different pairs or nces, six or kings, and so on. Each of these pairs may be combined with any set of three cards that can be made out of the fifty remaining cards, pro. vlded that these three cards are ail of different denomination and tihat none of them Is of the same denomination as a pair Is. Out of the SO cards can be formed 4Sxitx40 divided by 1x2x3 comhi nations, which fulfill these conditions. and therefore the total number of pos. sihle pairs will be 78 times 4x44x40 di vided by 1x2x3.. which equal 1,098,240. The chances of obtaining a pair on the deal are, tnererore, 1.O9N.240 divided by 2.5HS.960. or a'bout 20 in 47 deals. Now, as to the two-pair hands. There are the 78 pairs above mentioned, end any of these may be combined with one or the 72 pairs of a .different denomina tlon, giving 78.72 divided by 1.2. or z.nux possible sets or two pairs. Each of these sets may be combined with one of the 44 cards which remain after the two pairs and the four cards of the same denomination have 'been taken out, and so Is obtained 2.808 times 44 as the total number of two-pair hands. The chance or the two pairs on the deal is therefore 123.552 divided by 2,598,960 or ntiout once In 21 deals. Triplets come next. Out of the four cards or each denomination can be made four threes, by simply leaving out each suit In turn. This gives 4 times 13, or 52 triplets which can be made from a full .pack. Out of the 48 cards left can be made 48x44 divided by 1x2, or 1. 05(5 combinations of two cards each. remembering that none of these com binations can be allowed to be a pair. The total number of hands containing puree or a kind will therefore be 52x 1.058, or 54.912, and a triplet may be ex. pected about once In 47 deals. Difficult to'Calculate. Straits and flushes are somewhat harder to calculate, and It is with them that mistakes are often made. Out of the 13 denominations 10 straights can be made, as follows 2, 3, 4. 5, 6; 3, 4. 5. 6, 7; fi. 6, 7, s, ; 6, 7. 8, 9. 10; 7. 8, 9, 10, Jack; 8, 9, 10, Jack, queen; 9. 10, Jack, queen, k'ing. and 10. Jack, queen, king. ace. But as each card of the straight may be of any one of the four suits, 10 times (4, 4. 4, 4.), or 10,240 etralRvits are pos sible. Of these, however. 40 are not only straights, 'but strait flushes, as will be shown hereafter. 'Subtracting these, therefore, there are left 10,200 possible straights, and one about once tn 255 hands dealt may be expected. Flushes re determined In the fol lowing manner. From the 13 cards of each suit can be made 13 12 11 10 9 1 2 3 4 5 tilfferent straits and flushes. By mul tiplying this result by four, the number of suits, 1,287 4 5.14S flushes are ob tained, of which 40 are also straight flushes. Subtracting these from the to tal. 5,108 remains. The change of a pat fltifh Is there.fore5.10S 2,598.960 or once In 509 deals. As to the .fulls, the three may, as before shown, iby any one of the 52 possible triplets'. This may be combined with any one of the 72 pairs which can be made from the 48 cards left, giving nltogether 5272, or 3.744 as the total number of fulls. The chance of getting a full on the deal, is a'bout once In 694 hands. The questions of fours Is extremely F.lmple, There . are, naturally enough, only 13 possible fours, -each of which may he combined with any of the 48 cards left In the pack. This gives the total number of fours as 624. and the en thusiastic poker-player will see that he may hope for a pat four only once In every 4,165 deals. , It has already been seen that the 13 cards of pmh suit will give only 10 different straights. As there are four suits, the number of 'possible straight flushes Is therefore only 40. and this) rara avis should not he expected oftener than once In 64.974 deals. Sarprlso Desserts. Surprise desserts are always In demand. They give the correct finishing touch to a Uttle illniwr. Here Is a receipt which. If followed, will derght one's guests and also rr fleet ered.t upon the hostess: Select six Arm, good-eired benanus and remove the pulp, 'beinir careful to spilt open the ha nana so that the skin wllV be as perfect as possible. Beat the pulp to a cream, manure It and add half the quantity of sliced peaches, one tablrrooonful of lemon Juice, three isblespoonfuls of confection er's surnr and one tsblesooonfnl of sherry w'ro. M'ix this well together and be very ' . . I . .. 1. n .. it,. ,1 . 1 1 ,. I ,w, llnnit careiui nvi ' i. eue Thi n 111) the banana skin and stand them on i?e. ierore eerv.ng i.e csou with a ribbon. YnllT f-'nniensd. "Mr. Sklptrs." Ml'd the cilor of the literary w?ekly, ""to you know anything r.'iinnt navigation?"- I ' "N no, sit." 'replied the subordinate with sore? trrplda.tlon, "not the sim ple?' njdlments." "Good!" exclaimed tihe edit of. de 11 silted. "You may write me a thrill ing sea vtory of six columns for next week." Texas Siftlnss. F.if!licil. ' Orea t Pugilist Tf he -means buin?3i, if there Is any fl3ht In him, If he wants to fight me, he must be here on the 10th. ' ' " PrsiMent AtMetJo Club -Why on the lOthT V Grc-.t Puglllst-Peeaufe I t?v here on tho 8th. Cleveland Plain Dealer. . ' ': : ',' .V ' ' . ..' - saiuni duis Alio W1KLS, , Tho Patriot to Laagae. Boys and girls are Ukciy to hear a good deal about the Patrtoxlo Lmiw before lone. Too league already lata a membershko of a good many thousand mail citizens, all bent on finding our vrvHlln ahAuf thai. each one pledged to stand up tor goo4 cruwiwu MiBiuinflun (or ever and ever. A lot of patriotic ciUsena like Charles Bulkley Hobbetl. Henry H Lkpsger. assistant superintendent of public achook In New York; 'Edward; Everett Hale, R. Fulton Cutting, Wil liam E. 'Dodge. Mary tow Dickinson and good many others, have act about organising this league. Tho league is divided into chapters, which govern themselves. AH the members are to wear badges and follow a course of reading something after the Chautau qua plan, except that the Patriotic league's course will deal entirely with American history and government Tho course will extend over three yoai-s, and diplomas will ibe given to all who have done the work satisfactorily. It la ahvo recommended that publio celebrations or entertainments be given by the chap ters on all national holidays. When enough chapters have been organized In a state they shall form themselves in to a division, and shall send delegates to a state convention on October 7 of each year. The colors of the Patriotic league l"; " " Hue. I t's tladwe is a flve-rsiinted star, with the monogram, V- n the center. When one re members that there are something Ilka xr' uTThTS?; the Patriotic League ought to be pretty strong. The Circulating Latter. . A class of bright high school glrU hit upon the following ipkin for keeping up thuir vacation correspondence. One of them thus explains H: "We were tall i.iYimisin r . each other, but sscretly dreaded the or- ueai, ior, u mignt as Wall be told, glrl out of Sf hool hate writing) letters, bo wo Were all irnmen1v ru.... .i ofthe girls suggested a circulating let- "A we k later the first girl wrote her lettvr and sent It in ih nnn l. . .. - w.,,, wirji Mi ter Trading It, wrote h?f own letter and em rue two io tne thlrd.AU the others lit turn added thlr lettent imui were nine. "You can't imagine b-rw interesting tt w.as to tu1 all th jse nine letters! But" and the narrator sighs dismally sormithing happened. I suppose tt was all my fault. You see, I was so inter ested tn knowing what a.11 the girls wera doing, and I wrote such a lung letter, telling how I was enjoying myself, that I forgot to put Sidle's town on the en velope when I sent It. Fanny ail those lovely let ters being sent to the dsad let ter offl-se! "But the ldga'a all right, anyhow." A llcrcditarv Tante. Bellefleld "Young Halfback gets his athletlo tastes very legitimately. Hs comes of a very athletic family." Hloomfteld "Is that so?" Hellefleld "Yes; his father once held up a train. He had an aunt who dl some shoplifting and an uncle who was quite mted for Jumping board bills" Exchange. The Mfferenee. "We are certainly advancing In civ nutation," said the statesman's wife. "Formerly a man could not become great excepting through the chances of war." w "T."'".i'a? tm '"'Ply: "now tie simply has to risk his life on the poIIUoai ban-quet."-WasWngton Star. " How to Tore all Skia Diseases.'' Simply apply "Swayne's Ointment," No Internal medicine required. Cures tet ter, ecxema. Itch, all eruntinn. n .. . hands, nose etc... leaving the skin clear, white and healthy. Its great healing and curative powers are possessed by no otbsr remedy. Ask vour Jpii.i.t a - Ointment. 124 and 126 Wycg Ave. . WILL PLACE ONSALE TODAY And All of leit Week THE FOLLOWING BARGAINS: One lot Ladies' Muslin Chemise, trimmea wttn lace, good qual ity, worth ftOc Loader's price One lot Ladles' Muslin Chemise, trimmed with insertion and embroidery, fine Quality, worth 75c. Leader's price 29 49a One lot Ladies' Muslin Drawers. nne quality, with tucks, worth 85c Leader's price 25a One lot Ladies' Muslin Drawer. trimmed with embroidery aud tucks, worth tite. Leader's price 47a One lot Ladies' Muslin Drawers, trimmed with embroidery and tucks, worth 49c. Leader's price 33a One lot Ladles' Muslin Skirts, with rume or embroidery, worth 75c. Leader's price - 49a One lot Ladies' Muslin Skirts, with cainbr c ruffle, trimmed with lace, worth 75c Leader's price ... 49a Oue lot Ladies' Muslin Gowns. round yoke, trimmed with cambric ruffle, worth 75c. Leader's price 49a One lot Ladies' Fine Ribbed Bilk Vests, crochet shoulders, In white, cream, pink, llg ht blue, lavender and black, worth $1. Leader's price 59a Fifty pieces All-Wool Serge, brown, navy blue, green, tans and fancy plaids, regular price 60c. Leader's price. 23a One rase Indigo Blue Calico. Leader's price One lot 10-4 Uubleached Sheet ing, regular price 10c Lead er's price 12o One lot Fine Damask Towels, hemstitched and knotted fringe.colored border and plain white, regular price 25c. Lead er's price.- Canton Flannel, extra heavy, bleached and unbleached, worth 7c, 8c., 10c and 12jc. Leader's erica Sc.. tic.. 8ic 10a Fine line of new Drapery Cloth, new and laiest designs, worm 2o, Leader's price , 18a IN OUR One new lot Bilk Butpeodors, regular . . Olc. quality. Leader's pries 9Ss One lot Bilk Bnspsnders, regular Uo. quality, leader's pries I2M Thelattof the lot. Vena and Roys' Domct Flannel gums, regular prios TA: lriur'a urica 40a W have still a fer doses Boys Lamv dried Bnirt suits, retrain r dud. ana Tta quality, that wa ars oloiag out t ,15a or 3 for St One lot Fins PsrtumM, all odors, regu lar price sue., no- aaa ouo. issuer s pries... .I0 10o.. SSe We will, also display some of our , new imported Fall Dress , Goods at a very low price. - - LEDECK; & COilM TIE LEADER 4a 15a r. . 1 .:, '