THE EC3A2TTOK TMBUmS-SATTTRDT UOWTSa. AUGUST IT. 1895. It Rights and Delightful Asfouiry. Breezy Letter Where White Asbury (Par. Au. l.-Asbury Park Is a pocket edition of Paradise.. Not that It la bo small hut somehow, most of ui Imagine the garden of Eden to have been an Immensely big place In which Grandfather Adam and his wife were trllle lonesome, else they would scarcely have thought of tuklng a boarder whose cultivated tastea In fruit were destined to get them into trouble. It Is not mentioned that the historic Eden contained a board walk, a tobog gan slide, a crystal muxe, an electrical Casino, or a merry-go-round. In these respects as In several others. Asbury Park has the advantage. There is no place under the sun Just like It. Differ ing from Spring Lake. It is neither too exclusive nor too slow. It Is unlike Atlantic Oity In not being too rapid nor mobbed by cheap excursions, neither can It be classed with Ocean Grove as pious and poky. It Is not so swell as Bar Harbor, but you have a better time. In fact It Is like the girl In the Ta-ra-ra song "right as right can be." No where els Is there such a line, well kept board walk of such generous di mensions offering such alluring delights to morning and evening strollers. No where else along the coast Is such a bicycle speedway for the exclusive use of wheelmen and women. Nowhere else can such bijr turtles be seen on exhi bition. No one, but Founder Bradley gives prizes for big turtles and then turns the same Interesting creatures loose, offering other prixes for their re capture. Nowhere else can you take your baby and win a prize for the same, and also for .carriage, robe and decora tions. iNowehere else along the coast except at IX-ean Grove It is "dry" not only on Sundays but all the -time, and yet throngs of people come here who are constitutionally like Chlmmie Fadden's Sir. Paul as regards a big "tirst." , , To sum It all up Asbury Park Is complete In its order. Its sanitary regu lations and Its general provisions for the comfort of dwellers within Its gutes. Senator Bradley's restrictions are not irksome, and the captious ones who llnd them so have the privilege of remaining away from the resort. One of his recent edicts Illustrates his promptness of action when in his Judg ment a decisive stand Is necessary. At the recent great bicycle meet a certain clubvcontalnlng many young women wer in the parade wearing striking cos mes of white tights, white Jackets am . caps and mounted on wheels the frames of which were enameled In white. The whole effect was somewhat startling. It started Senator Bradley at least, and the celerity with which that white club vanished from the pa rade, reappearing In more sober habili ments, was astonishing. There were some growls heard from riders and spectators, but these did not alter the edict; the tights had to come oft. What Urndlcy lld Not Seo. But the senator Isn't ubiquitous; neither are his officials. Occasionally a few antics escape his eagle eye. It isn't as unusual as In Wilkes-Barre to see a girl In giddy bloomers. There was one down by the Columbia this morning. They were pale gray, the bloomers I mean, and however lovely they might appear on the wheel they were certainly not a Joy forever, as she stood by Its side with her feet rather wide apart and her hand In her pocket. I really believe the fact that bloomers have pockets is the real temptation they offer to women for wearing them. CVio nn,A a anrt nf rnflt thAt Came half way to her knees, and her appearance was a kind of cross between Dr. Mary Walker and an English Jockey, whose style of cap she affected. Altogether, I think If Senator Bradley had happened along Just then, the spectators would have enjoyed a lively scrap, for the girl looked as If she would defend her self. He missed another opportunity this week In falling to catch a girl bathing In an entirely white costume until she had been at It for some time. She did not obey the mandate of the stern-eyed policeman with the alacrity that was expected when he urged her to come out and get on some other things. She was plump and pretty and the mohair suit glistened silvery In the sun whenever she bobbed up on top of a wave. She could swim and the spectacle of white stockinged shapely legs, defiantly wav ing In the surf as she emerged from an airing expedition, made the officer frown, and he stamped wildly up and down the sands. Insisting that he would be obeyed. She came out when It pleased her to do so and was followed by the admiring glances of a big throng that had gathered to see what would happen. But she hasn't bathed since In a white suit. For a man who has the perpendicular conscience and the blameless character alleged to be possessed by Senator Bradley, he has the most pronounced prejudice agnlruit white apparel. One would fancy him as desiring to have all Ills subjects arrayed In spotless snowy srarments. 'but he really seems to favor blue flannel for women and linen dust ers for men when the latter come out Of the water. Girl with the Yellow Belt. IniJeed. there are frequent sights that the autocrat of Asbury does not always behold, else he- would probably be in a aertea of fits a goodly portion of his time. Today there was a girl In a yellow handkerchief and a "black suit trimmed .wK.h yellow bra HI who was scarcely visible on account of the all pervading presence of a high umbrella. Neither was her companion, who, for convenience sake and with a view to unob trust veness had bis leg buried in the sand, while his head was repos ing In the pretty girl's lap, one arm about her slim yellow belted waist and hfe other hand industriously, holding her brown ipalm. Her feet were stick ing straight out in front of tier on the sands; one pink toe had struggled through tier stocking and was agKres sively and pertly In evidence, but she svaa not at all embarrassed. She Is a nice girl, too, and 'like Queen Isabella In 1442 is a model of propriety on ordi nary occasions. She is a Pennsylvania girl from a town not a thousand miles front WUkes-Barre, and would no more hlnk of dhtporting herself in a short pet'tlooaW in her stocking feet, with an expansive hole In the toe of one foot, or of altting on her father's veranda with a young man's arm about her than she would ithJnk of turning somersaults on the front lawn before the gaze of an admiring public. But the seaside Changes all that, and tan' It queer when jrou come to think of it? Now a night gown is a nice, modest piece of ap parel. It clothe a maiden from neck to heels in pure folds displaying, per haps, the soft curve of the throat and a rounded arm with a dear dimple In the elbow, but that ts all. But wouldn't a be bave varalysl if a young man wnmna nwppen to chouu a animpse qi tier in tbie attire? She would run like a (white streak and suffer agonies of embarrassment whenever she aaet that unfortunate young . man for months thereafter. But at the shore the same Ctrl will wear ta frock that scarcely reaches to her knees; will trip una bashed before the eyes of all sorts and conditions of men, who idly comment Upon her figure as ehe passes; wHl suffer some strange young man whom tor we oral suae sue- met u aay Be fore to hold, her cloaely In Ma arms ' amtt the breakers; will be rescued by fclra from positions varying from stand ing on her head, to clutching him about . ns neca wnen n( wave comes aiong, and ad Mtk ttoejttaroa obliviousness . i what at other times, would be called ;i .' v,., -t j,, j . . .. from the Seaside Resort Tights Are Not Allowed. the propriettea. She will He at full length on the sands wHh her limbs out, stretched in aittltudes not considered "Udy-llke" at home, and will wander unchaiMrroned at hours and in lonely places In a manner that would be con sidered crandulous under other olrcura atances. Joys of Deal Lake. Deal Lake is a Joy to the summer girl. With Its rreat rowing distance, its ex-luisiteturroumlinir-l Ms wooded shorea, naming with w ild hollyhocks and llll-s. its ehUded, silent iioofca whore a boat can lie motionless and ulmist unob served by tin- merry parties 'that scurry past, a untr man is really at h-r mercy. The forest 'tree lean lovingly agulns-t Ita titleless surface. llre and there like a blase of Kry gliums the scarltit foliage f the iron wood, Its death beauty tailing thus early. The notes of a boat song drifts to the ear and the miigic Uf It he environment leaps into the Imagination like wine to the brain. A bulf hour atro as the sun set deepened 1 uw a bout a short dist ance away, lying moored in a bower of Khade. AtUhe bow salt a young woman, and In the dimming liRlit as she leaned forward she mtide a fair picture, and 1 exclaimed: "There Is onit one' with a baby! See her pretty arm encircling Its head a It llos on her lap with the bright hued rug flung across." But as we drew nearer I saw my .mistake and was much laughed at accordingly. It waaunother case of lovers. Th "buby" was a bin man. who lay at full length whh hria head on the pretty girl' arm. It was a bald head, hence my absurd bluudtr. The ocoupants of the boat were in no manner embarassed ail our somewhat close scrutiny, and we rowed on toward another muk, where two sets of lover were Dpooiiing In a double oured boat. They were so utterly ab sorbed that as they drifted out under one of the numerous low bridges across the lake they forgot to duck tlielr heads, and the result was a severe bump on one curly pate and two resounding bowls from other members of the party. Asbury Park seems to be notable for something else besides lovers, and that is fat women. A thin chaperone Is an unknown quantity, and the many hops at the various hotels are bordered as to the dancing rooms, with women of ample proportions; so ample. Indeed, that a few of them go a great way. At Spring iLake the contrary Is to be observed. A Inxling Chapcrono. One of the cWaperones at a certain Asbury hotel had her greaitnesa thrust upon her to the suppressed amusement of some of the astute youngsters. While tingle, she could yet not be termed young, save by the 'boys who appeared to be flatteringly dazzled by her attentions. One of tlhem was so much attracted that a young girl who had keen eyes and a candid tongue re marked Impatiently: "Oh, Jack makes me tired. He thinks Miss S. I thirty when ehe Is forty-live if she's a day. Look at her gray hair and her double chin!" The girls at the- hotel, .with perhaps a sensie o retributive Justice. Invited her to chaperone a crabbing party the other day much to her probable, though carefully concealed fury. The young men with admirable stupidity hastened to add their voices In encouragement of the project, and although she had contemplated going ciaibblng in a less Important capacity, she as-sented blush Ingily with the explanatory remark: "I never' was asked to be chaperone be fore." "Well, anyway," said the can did glrf aside ' to her mam.mli that evening, "I owed her one for fooling Jack as she has. He seemed to get an Idea or tiwo Into his crazy head this afternoon, for I caught him look ing, at her rather curiously once or twice. Guess making real love to a chaperone sort of staggered him." Among the best large hotels here are the West End. the Brunswick, the Col umbia, the Coleman and the Victoria. It Is said that this season the Columbia stands tirst, although the Brunwwlck has been considered the "fiwellest." There .Is a hop at one of them about every evening, and Saturday night they all thus entertain. I heard a girl say this week that she attended five hops last Saturday night and was so sorry to have missed one at the Coleman. Altogether, with the crabbing, sail ing and Ashing on the Emma B., which, by the way, 1s endowed with a cross captain; with the lovely walks, .mag nificent drives and unparalleled bath ing, Asbury is a good plae to visit In this hot weather, even f it Is "dry." MENTAL TRAITS IX WOMEN. Tbejr Learn languages Mors Quickly Than Men Do. What woman loses In profundity she gains in quickness. She excels in tact, and extricates herself from a difficulty with astonishing adroitness. In lan guage she is more apt than man. Girls learn to speak earlier than boys, and old women are more tuflkatlve than old men. Among the uneducated the wife can express herself more Intelligently than the husband. Experience In coed ucational institutions shows that wo men are more faithful and punctilious than men, and at least equally fl.pt. In colleges where a record of standing Is kept the women gain probably a some what higher average. In the years Im mediately following graduation the men make much greater Intellectual progress. Women reach their mental maturity at an earlier age, end .de velop relatlvefly less after maturity. In many kinds of routine work, especially that requiring patience, women are su perior, but they ere less able to en dure protracted overwork, says Pro fessor Patrick. We have seen that' woman Is less modified physically: -than man and varies less from the average. The same Is true mentally. Women are more alike than men, and more normal, as it were. The geniuses 'have been men for the most part, so have the cranks. Wo man's thought pursues old rather than new lines. Her tendency Is toward re production, while man's Is toward pro duotlon. Woman loves the old, the tried and the customary. She Is con servative and acts as society's balance wheel. Man represents variation. He reforms, explores, thinks out a new way. QUAINT AND CURIOUS.. Ilow Auctions Are Conduotcd Over in ''-.,' Fradcoi v The French mode" of conducting auc tions Is rather curious. In sales of Im portance the sale Is placid in the hands of a notary, who, for the time being, be comes an auctioneer. The auctioneer Is provided with a number, of small vwax tapers, each capable- of burning about five minutes.. As soon as a bid Is made one of these tapers Is placed in full view of alt Interested parties and lighted. ' If, before It expires, another bid Is offered. It Is Immediately extinguished and a fresh taper placed In Its stead, and so on until one flickers and dies out Of Itself, when the last bid becomes Irrevocable. ,.,..-. This simple plan prevents' all conten tion among rival bidders, and affords a reasonable time for reflection before making a higher, bid than the one pre ceding. By this means, too, the auc tioneer Is - prevented from- exercising undue 'Influence upon the bidders,' or hastily accepting the bid ot a favorite. FlrsOMSVs Hslalsts Filled with Coin. A large Villa at Croydon, the home ot a miser, was destroyed, by tire. The firemen found a large quantity of coin hidden on the premises. The ' money was In stockings, coal scuttles and Jars, and was placed In the firemen's hel mets." The owner was the picture Of ab ject despair,' but his Joy on seeing the money was Inconceivable. The money discovered filled the helmets of ten lire men. Londtn Tld yu.v ,7 -;-? - Tiger Shooting I'p to nats. A story comes from India about a "sHrtsman" who hunta tigers by the electric light at night. He sits on a raised platform In the Jungle and sus pends a five-candle power Incandescent lamp over the bait, which is placed about thirty feet away. Batteries sup ply current for the light, and a switch on the hunter's rifle enables him to throw on the light when be is ready to shoot. The light tends to temporarily blind the tiger, and a good shot can be had before his eyes become acctfcituined to it. t t'.ffcct of Music on Pogs. That music hath charms to soothe the savage bi'ast we must believe if only because It ts a quaint and vulgarized assertion; but the assertion of a Bus sian professor Is likely to shake the credulity of many neople: this learned man says that by experience he has proved music helps to drive out car bonic acid In dogs and Increases their consumption of oxygen; it also makes them perspire. As regards the nature of the music which produces these ac tive' results, the Husslan professor does not enlighten us JEFF DAVIS CAPTURE. Interesting Narrative of the Event by the t'nion Soldier Who first Recognized the fleeing Confederate Chieftain. "Jefferson Davis, the head of the con federate government, was captured by me personally at 2 o'clock In the morn ing. i.Iay 10. at Irwlnsvllle, Ga. I was a soldier In B company. Fourth Michi gan cavalry, at the time. Irwlnsvllle is a 'little, town on the Ocmulgee river, about forty miles south ot -Macon." it was Captain William Penn Wted man who said this. He addressed A. H. Lewis, Washington correspondent of the Chicago Times-Herald. The cap tain and Lewis had met casually In Secretary Morton's offlce-at the agricul tural department, where Captain Sted man has long been employed. They were Introduced to each other by Sec retary .Morton. Lewis asked Captain Stcdinan to tell him the story of Davis capture, and this was the result: "May 7, 1S65. the Fourth Michigan cavalry, with Colonel Prltchard In com mand, was at iMcaon, Ga. Our particu lar mission on earth Just then was to capture Jeff Davis. We knew he was not far ahead of us, on his flight to the south. Of course, our Information as to the exact whereabouts of Davis was slight and vague. We knew he was flying southward, but over what trail or Just how far he had gotten we didn't know. "The First Wisconsin had struck off south-east from (Macon to a town called Dublin. There was no sense In our taking the same trail, so Colonel Prltchard decided to keep straight down the Ocmulgee to the town of Abbeyville. We got to Abbeyvllle Just In time to meet the First Wisconsin, which, not getting tidings of Davis at Dublin, broke back to the southwest for the river. Got Trace of Davis. "We got Information from a negro that Davis was farther south, heading for the town of Irwlnsvllle. For a won der, the colored man's Information was thoroughly accurate. Colonel Prltchard made a point of thoroughly Interview ing the colored man who had furnished the Irwlnsvllle Information touching Davis. He learned that the trail over which Colonel Herndon and the First Wisconsin were traveling swept In a broad circle to the west of the river, and was told by the negro that If the Fourth Michigan took what was prac tically a private road, close to the river, to a place called Wilcox's Mill, and then followed an old abandoned government road from Wilcox's AMI to Irwlnsvllle, It would probably be able to head off and cut In ahead of Colonel Herndon and the First Wisconsin. "Our object from now was twofold. We not only wanted to capture Davis, but In order to do It we must beat the First Wisconsin to Irwlnsvllle. It was our understanding that Davis had an escort of about 100 men. In order to expedite matters, get ahead of Hern don and our Wisconsin rivals-, Colonel Prltchard told off 128 men of Ihe Fourth 'Michigan, who were mounted on the very best horses. With these and I was one of them we galloped off Into the darkness down the Ocmulgee, over the blind mill road, which the negro pointed out. In fact, we took the col ored gentleman along under tremen dous protest on his part, so as to be sure and not lose our way. "We got to Irwlnsvllle a little after mldnlgtht on' the morning of May 10. It was then for the first time that we got news of Jeff Davis and his party. Our informant in this Instance was also a negro who didn't know Jeff Davis from George Washington, wide as the differ ence was. But he described to us a party camped about a mile and a half north of Irwlnsvllle, which we took to be Davis and his people. We had not only got Into Irwlnsvllle ahead of the First Wisconsin, but ahead of Jeff iDa vls also. The Fugitives Surrounded. "Colonel Prltchard organized to sur round Davis. He dismounted 118 men of his 1(!S, leaving twelve men mounted. I was one of the twelve. He broke the 116 Itvto two parties, giving Lieutenant Purrlngton thirty men with Instruc tions to scout quietly around Davis to the north. The balance of the 116 were put under command of Adjutant Dlck erson, with orders to march directly up the road to Davis' camp, first giving Purrlngton ample time to go around the party and get Into position beyond. This would bring IDavis between Pur rlngton and 'Dickerson and all chance for escape would be cut off. "Purrlngton and his thirty people seemed to take their positions with no more noise than so many cats. The twelve mounted men, one of whom I was, accompanied Dickerson, After we were certain Purrlngton was estab lished In the road beyond we marched without noise or word directly up to Davis' camp. There were wagons standing about, and two wall tents and a fly tent were pitched by the side of the road. We could see the dim forms of men rolled up In blankets and asleep under the trees and around the wagons. It wao moonlight, but not clear enough to make anything like a count or form much of an estimate of the strength of Davis' party. As we approached we were expecting every moment to be en gaged by his escort. As It was, we didn't even run upon a aentry, and, in fact, Davis had no sentries posted. We didn't know It then, but Davis had parted With his escort the day before, and was continuing his flight with no body but his own personal party. "When, we were established In posi tion Colonel Prltchard ordered the twelve mounted men, and I was No. 1 of the twelve, to advance. We came In among the tents and wagons at a trot, expecting resistance. Nobody stirred; nobody even seemed to wake up. We halted m front of the two wall tents, and then Captain Hudson, ot Company E, who had Immediate charge of the mounted detail of twelve, gave what struck me at the time as a very unusual military, order.. I suppose he was a trifle excited. " Go fur 'em, boys, said Captain Hudson, ' "The boys went for. "am, that Is, they aroused the sleepers under the trees and wagons and disarmed them. Nobody offered any resistance, and there was no trouble. Disguised ss n Negress, ' "I was sitting on my horse n front of one of the wall tents. AH Captain Hud son's order to 'go for 'em', was very wide and liberal I concluded to carry It out by remaining right whars I was and make careful note of who came out of the tent. I was confident that if Davis was there he was in one of those wall tents. I was at one of the rear corners of the tent when- a woman put her head cut at the front and said to a soldier by the name ot Munges of Company C: - ' ki" -Soldier there is nobody but ladles in this tent so don't coma in here. They are dressing.' "Of course Munger obeyed. Not long afterward, perhajm half a minute,, the some woman looked out and said: " 'Will you Jet our colored servant go for some water?" . "Bdwarde, of L company, had come up to the tent by that time. No one objected to the servant making an ex cursion fur water. A moment later two figures, both of them apparently wo men, puahed out. through the flap of the tent and started toward the river. They had eadh other arm In arm and each carried a water pall. One .was clearly an old fat jiegresa, and the other, who was dressed in a sort of wo man's storm tire as with a hood drawn over her head, one couldn't tell whether she .was a negress or not. "They came right by close to me as I eat on my horse. It struck me once that the thin, bent old waterwoman was no other tlism Jeff Jav"ls himself. But I knew he couldn't get away, and I didnt at that moment halt him. The way he was 'headed I knew he would run Into Dickerson and his dismounted men. "Jut ot this moment, however, sharp firing broke out to the north where Purrtngton had gone. We nat urally llgured that he'd got Into trouble with Davis' escort. Dickerson at once started over with tils detail to reinforce Purrlngton. As a matter of fact the First Wisconsin had gotten to the scene and Purrlngton and his peo ple had opened tire on them. 'Each took the other in the darkness for Davis' escort. It didn't take Dickerson a min ute to Joint Purrlngton, and they for twnety minutes made a rattling fight of it. There were about twenty men wounded and six or seven killed In this lfttle brush between the First Wiseon- sln and the Fourth Michigan. I don't know how fliey tmally found out who the other fellow was, but it dawned on them after a while and tihey quit shoot ing. Auntie's Tall -Tale Mustache. "But to return to Jeff Davis in the woman's storm dress going after water: When Dickerson; and his men started off to help Purrlngton, I nat urally had to go after Davis myself. I spurred off to the right and galloped round in front olj Davis and the negress and halted them. Davis still held his head down and was stooped over, tie left the negress to do the talking. As I halted them, a ray of moonlight shone through the trees, and I saw the gray end of Davis' mustache sticking out from under the hood. That was the first time I felt sure that he was the man I was after. " That's a pretty good mustache you've got, Auntie,' I said. Davis made no reply, and 1 ordered him back to the tent. "As- we a.pproached the tent a Swede by the name of Andrew Bee, who was a private in L company, and detailed as Colonel Pritehard's cook, came up. I told him the old bent woman was no other than Jeff Davis. At this Informa tion Andrew Bee seemed to get vastly excited. He rushed wildly up to Davis, tore his storm dress from him, saying: " Come out of there, you old devil!' ''Davis straightened up like a piece of steel. I don't know what shape his Indignation at Bee's rough handling would have taken, but Colonel Prltchard rode up and ordered Bee, the Impulsive, to fall back. Davis tore the hood from his head and threw it on thq ground. He shook himself free from the storm dress which Bee had only half torn off. die was fully dressed In his own proper clothes after he got rid of the storm dress, only he had no ha i. '"Who is this?' demanded Colonel Prltchard of me as he came up. " 'I think it's Jeff Davis,' said I. " 'Are you sure?' asked Colonel Prltchard. Then he turned to Davis. " 'What may I call you?' asked Col onel Prltchard of Davis. " 'You may call me anything you please,' answered Davis, and his tone was hard and bitter. "iMeanwhlle Purrlngton and Dicker son were kicking up a great racket about a furlong over to the north with tha First Wisconsin, and the bullets were buzzing like bees. Colonel Pritch ard, like the rest of us, supposed It was Davis' escort making a last fight for their chief. He sent six of our men over to help Purrlngton and Dickerson. and went along himself. The rest of us, wun captain Hudson, were left to guard Davis and his party. Mrs. Dsvls' Bravery. "There were twenty-seven people, all told, with Davis. 'Besides Jeff Davis there was Mrs. Davis, their two chil dren, Winnie and Jeff, Jr.; Colonel Lub bock, who was anex-governor of Texas; Colonel Johnson, the son of Oeneral Albert Sidney Johnson, who was killed at iShlloh; Lieutenant Howclls, of the confederate navy, and who was also the brother to Mrs. Davis; Oeneral Keagan, afterward senator from Texas, then Davis' postmaster general, and Burton N. Harrison, private secretary to Da vis. The rest were servants, with a few soldiers of the confederacy. "There was one circumstance which I forgot to mention, and which illus trated the cool bravery of Mrs. Davis. When Andrew iBee, of L company, so rudely tore tie dress from Davis the latter quickly reached for his hip, as If to pull a pistol. I cocked my carbine and threw It on him, ready to shoot If he produced a gun. Mrs. Davis was looking out of the wall tent not far away. As I pointed the carbine at Da vis she sprang In between us like a flar.lmnd pushed the muzzle of the gun aside. " 'Don't shoot, soldier,' she said, 'Mr. Dnvls Isn't armed.' "I had no intention to shoot unless he first produced a weapon, but In veri fication of IMrs. Davis' statement I might add that Davis was not armed." TllE BOSTON VrHSION. Everybody nowadays has heard the chorus: I don't want to play In your yard, I don't like you any more; You'll be sorry when you see me Sliding down our cellar door; You can't holler down our rai barrel; You can't climb our apple tree; I don't want to play In your yard. If you won't be good to me. The Boston version of this la as follows: I do not care to Indulge In any sportive recreation on (the land roundabout your uweimng. My affection for you has undergone the process of obNteration. You wlU regret your course when you ob serve me in the act of precipitating myself along the cover ot the en trance to the excavation under the house In which I have my residence. You can Indulge In no vocal exercises t whatever, directed into the receptacle xor rainwater established ty my par enfs. You shall not clamber amidst the foliage os ine tree upon wnich grows the sue oulent apple peculiar to our estate. As I have before remarked. In effect, I do not desire to gambol on the ground surrounding- your habitation, In the lib- senoe of a sufficient guarantee that you will treat me with due respect, courtesy and kindness. The Art of Pouring Tea. Few hostesses understand the art of pouring tea ana conee, simple as it ap pears. As a rule the guest of honor is of fered the first cup, which Is the weakest, and the children, if served at all, are gtlven the last and strongest. When H is desir able to have all the cups of uniform strength one should pour a HtHe Into each and then berin over again; reversing the order. In Bngiand rbla is so well under stood that a pourer of tea or coffee does not begin to replenish the oups till all are beforaher. - , i,.' ""..";, '""- '- Some . Figiures To : Immigration. They Teach Very Conclusively That There Should Be a Much More Rigid Restriction. The Immigration Restriction league, which advocates "the further Judicious restriction or stricter regulation ot Im migration,", but not "the exclusion of laborers or' other immigrants of such character and standards as fit them to become cltisena," Is, through its secre tary, Charles Warren, Exchange building, Boston, sending out literature designed to stir public sentiment In behalf of a more effective filtration of our foreign-born cltisenshlp. Some facts adduced from these publications are reproduced below. As showing recent changes In the na tionalities of Immigrants, the following figures are presented: . Immigrants from L uited Immlgratti from Kiundoiu. Austria Hun- Krauctf, Urr gary. Italy. Poland manv and Year and Kiifwla. 6vS0dlnavia. 1M 3.515 26i.ON3 180 SAtilS SMia lt Tl.Jt 24.77U 17 1W.7SI SS2.TM IKStf 1M.S73 .,iia,749 Ikui ;.iwo nu.ura 1SM5 2o.!i7 S12.601 1W8 1SS.14S 2I2.1 12:'.S.'I4 137.1!12 Cholera year. Panic year. Or, stated by percentages, the fore going table may be expressed thus: 1869 18X0 1XM 1SH1 lh! 1KU3 lfetli 09 8.5 Silt m 44.8 12.7 42. 738 64.5 67.7 02.1 W) 4S.2 47. Thus It appears that In 1SG9 the im migrants from Austrlu-Hungary, Italy, liussla, and Poland were about 1-1U0 of the number from the United King dom, France, Gvrmany, and Scanda navla; in 1880, about 1-10; In 1S94, nearly equal to It. In 1NNH-94 the former class amounted to 1. U57. '.S3, or SS.8 per cent, of the total Immigration. From the report of the superintendent of immigration for the year ended June 30, l!92, the Immigration by decades from 1820 to 18U0 appears as follows; 1820-1830 128,393 18.1O-1K40 B30.3H1 1840-1850 1.423,8:17 1800-180 iOM.423 istio-1870 i.wi.wi The War period. 1870-1880 2.8.'I4,H0 1880-1890 5,24U,UI3 It will be seen that the yearly aver age, 1880-1S90, was f.-'t.Gfil, while the Im migration for 1S80-18K0 was 33.1 per cent, of the 'entire arrivals In th United States from 1820 to 1890. From 1S85 the Immigration by years has been as follows: 1885 395.348 1886 !M4.203 188? tUO.lutt 1888 640,881 18S9 444.427 1H 4.r..'UO 1891 6WU.319 J 892 679. litiS 1893 440,793 The Cholera Year. 1891 288,020 The Panic Year. Even .the figures for 1894 give an av erage arrival ot 789 immigrants per day. With regard to the conditions of Im migration the following statistics are given: 1893. 1S94. Of the total number of immi grants the per cent, of thou . unable to read their own hut guage wos. 14 - 14 The per cent, of those unable to write' their own language was 17 19 The per cent, of those who had no occupation, and farmers, laborers, and servants, was.. 81 77 In 1893, among Immigrants coming from Scotland, there was 1 skilled In 4; from JCngland and Wales, 1 In 6; Bel glum, 1 In 7; France, 1 In 9; Germany and Norway, 1 In 10; Italy, 1 In 14; Rus sia, 1 In IS; Poland. 1 In 23; Austria Hungary, 1 In 29. By the latest figures July 1 Dec. 31, 1S94, It is shown that the number of persons who could not read or could not write or could not read and write their own tanguuge in each 100 Immigrants, was from those coming from Sweden, 1 In each 100; from Norway, Scotland, Germany, and France, 2; from England, 3; from Ire land, 7; from Wales, 9; from Hungary, 25; from Russia, 26; from Poland, 28; from Italy, 3tl. In I860, out of a total population of 31.443,321 the United States had 4,138.697 Inhabitants of foreign birth, or 13.10 per cent.; In 1870, S. 567.229 out of a total population Of 38,558,371, or 14.44 per cent.; and In 1S80, ,679, 943 out of tM.ri5.783, or 13.32 per cent.; and in 1890, 9,249,547 out of 62,622, 250, or 14.77 per cen t. In 1870 there were in this country 10,892,015 persons of for eign birth or foreign parentage, or 28.Q per cent, of the total population; in 1880, 14,955,996, or 29.8 per cent., and In 1800, 20,753,222 or 33.1 per cent. If only the white population of the United States Is reckoned then in 1890 17 per cent, of the total white were foreign born and 3S per cent, were either for eign born or of foreign parentage. In 1890, the voters of foreign birth and of foreign parentage were 35 per cent, of the total white vote. By the census of 1890 It Is shown that out of the total for eign born males over 21 years of age, 32.8 per cent, were not naturalized. Out of the total male population of the United States over 21 years of age, 7 per cent, are aliens. Of the 1,189,452 aliens In the United States, S2.6 per cent, do not speak English. But the most Impressive showing of all Is made In the statistics relating to prisoners, paupers and dependents. On page 169 of Part II of the census of 1890 appears this statement: "Taking into account only the 105,885 parents whose nationality is known,. 43.19 per cent, of crime committed by white persons In the United States Is chargeable to na tive white, and 56.81 per cent, to the foreign element." On page 182 the num ber of native born white convicts In penitentiaries Is given as 12,842, and the number of foreign born or with for eign parentage, 15,598, or 54 per cent, of the total. Thus a foreign born and for eign parent population which Is 38 per cent, of the total white population, furnishes over one-half of the white convicts of the United States. iNot in cluding the feeble-minded and Idiots, the total Insane In the United States was 91,997 In 1880 and 106,254 in 1890; of which, In 1880. 26,316, or ?8. per cent., were foreign born, nnd in 1890, 35,300, or 33.2 per cent. So that a foreign born population which Is only 14.77 per cent, of the total population furnishes one third of nil the Insane In the United States. With respect to paupers, the census of 1890, Part II, page 174, says: "Taking Into account only 108,802 par ents whose nationality ts known, 41.S6 per cent, of white Inmates in the alms houses of the United States are native white and 58.44 per cent, are of the for eign element." Census Cenaus ' ' 'of 1880. of TK90. Total Paupers In U. fl 7.U7 73.045 Total White Paupers 61.316 . 66,578 Total Native White W.349 W.64 Total Foreign Born 22.1161 27.6W In other words, 4n 1880, 1T.4 per cent, of the total white naupers were foreign born. In 1890, 41.8 per cent, were for eign born. Thus a foreign population which la IT per cent, of the total white population, furnishes nearly one-half of the white paupers In the United States. These are soma of tha reasons why the Immigration Oteatrlotlon league wants congress to enact mors careful laws regarding the ant ratios as. Into this country of persons born In other lands. AND THE DOG CAME BACK. Out Its Fair Owner Old Not Seesa Over pleased at Its Ketara Uosao. From the Chicago Tribune. He was a particularly unattractive specimen of the canine race; his coat was a dingy yellow, his forelegs de scrlbed a .wide curve, and his tail was extremely abbreviated. When they saw him tirst it was on North Clara street and he was describing eccentric circles with his nose to the ground, evidently trjijng to follow some one. "Hello." said the xy with one sus pender, "that's Mis' Sweeting's dug sure es guns; I aeen her couxln' him along down-town this morning. Wonder how she lost Mm?" "Dunno," said the boy whose hair protruded from a thole In his hat. "Tell ye what, less take Mm home an' strike Vr fer a quarter." The idea appeared to be a. good one and a dingy assortment of bits of sittings were produced and knotted into a continuous rope, which was attached to the animal's collar, in spite of the fact that he ifolknved his captors wil lingly enough. "She'll think we've had more trouble if Mhe sees' this string," said the boy with one suspender, "less don't hurry, either; she'll come down heavier If she's had time to think he's gone for good tills time." So they stopped to throw stones at the rp arrows and listen to a little Ger man band. "What'll we do with th money?" said the 'boy whose hair protruded from a hole in his hat. "Hunk, Fourth o' July's moe, here, n I've got a little cannon." "Hooray," he turned a handspring, then added, "Gosh, that dog's got er tail to tie crackers to!" Then they fell Into such fits of merri ment that the dog gamboled about them, barking, until he was so securely wound up tn his leading string that he could not move. It whs growing dusk when two dis heveled boys and a very muddy but Jovial dog turned Into a quiet residence street. "She's 'ad time to telephone to the cops 'n' offer a reward by now," re marked the boy with one suspender, in a hopeful tone. "Betelier life. Say. maybe her hus band'll be home W If she's cried enough he'll give us a half 'stead o' a quarter. Don't let'm loose now, or he'll go In by himself." Thy led the dog, now harking wildly, up the front steps and rang the bell. "Here's rh' lady's dog." said the boy whose h'allr protruded from a hole In his hat, ae the maid answered the bell. "We've been chasln' him moa' all after noon to get him home." Just then from the parlor came a glee ful feminine voice. "Yes, I've succeeded In losing him this time for sure, though Dick won't believe It. I took him away down on Clark street, and while he wis chasing a ca't I escaped on a cable car. What's that, Mary? O, Dick, she says two horrid little wretches have brought that abominable beast back again; whatever shall I do?" DIMENSIONS OF THE UNIVERSE Takes a Thoussnd Years For Light of Borne aiars to Heaen ts. While It is interesting to know the distance of some of the stairs in miles, when stated In that way the numbers are so larire that thev frnnunntlv nnn- vey very Indistinct conceptions to the t, it... . . . . uiiiiu. r Kn una rtawn 11 is customary to estimate atnr iltatnnnaa in iih years." A light yenr Is the distance that light, moving at the rate of 166, 300 miles per second, travels in one year. This amounts in round numbeca to 5.880.000.000.10 milaa rhA Hi.nnnA of Alpha Centaurl Is 4.35 light years; Liiiti tn 'oinus, me uog JStar, Is almost exactly twice as great, or 8.6 light years. In other words lleht refill I TP ft ft vnars. to come to us from Slriun. And these stars. Some, whose parallaxes hava been rather estimated than measured, appear to be situated at a dlstanca wmcn ngni count not traverse in leia inun one or twm centuries. The ereat fttnr iAntiima ..w.wuo, . , in stance, has, according to Dr. Elkln, a i uuiy eignieeu one-tnous andiths dt a servinrl ! rtiata .,, In that case, be 181 right years, or more than a thousand million million miles. Anu lr us distance Is so great then, filneo 1 tell t varies Invaraolv k. suuare of the distance from its source, Itican be shown that tArcturus must ac tually give forth R.flOO r A (WW) .Mmx. tV'tch nKht as the sun yields. Yet mi iui ua in rvKienuy murn nearer than the vast malorltv ttf ih mtnm Not one In a million Is known to have a parafiax large enough even to be in telllgently guessed at. There may fe sters WhOSe lllTht TOmill-oO IhmwinJ Instead of hundreds of years to cross wie space separating tnem from us. We thus see that nnlv a. fuur r.vtM the nearer chores of the starry universe nninni reon ot our measurements; here a.nd there ft lutttnir Uaa.MmA ..kn. ....., jiik- behind stetches the vast expanse over which the hundreds of millions of stars Known io exist are scattered. O. Sorvlss In the Ohautauquan. EASILY DECEIVED. Prof. Zanker, the famous Orientalist, one day received the copy of an inscrip tion which a friend and ad'.nlrer of his de clared he had found In a. n,.,i!vi The lender asked him to decipher the mysierious extract, promising to forward the valuabla.old MS. as soon as he got it from Its owner, a relative of his. The In scription ran ss roios: "uor era woh roHsi.fnrn mn For three days the professor pussled his urauia wnnoui mnKing any sense out of It. Then hlS little Son. & (mirlh.fnnn tuu came Into his father's study and spied the strange wrltimr on the ii..uw irt Link ing at it for a while he asked his father since wnen ne nod taken to writing back- wurun. "What do you mean?" asked the as tonished profesior. "Why," replied the lad. "If you read this from right to left It runs thus, 'Oood morning, professor, how ;are your " Deutsche Warte. SWEETHEART. OOOU PY. The dew Is on the summer rose. The summer moonlight sadly glows. And softly, too, the night wind Clows, And echoes slgli for sigh. Ofttlmes good night with smile and bow I've said, while laughtsr lit thy brow; But comes a sadder parting now, Sweetheart, good-bye, flood-bye! If we should never meet Thy smile hath made the past so sweat Fair memory's lamp shall light my feet Where'er my pathway lie, But now, when fortune bids me stray From all that makes the present gay. -Alasl how hard It Is to say, . Sweetheart, good-bye. Qoad-bve. sweetheart. With -.-- Whose glance cap shame tha morning dew aiiu iercn me var to anine more true. For thee I'd gladly die. You are my dream asleep or wake. For thee my heart would rather break Than Hve In bliss for other's sake; Sweetheart, good-bye. Htorouet lllntura Pack. ES, Wen. did yon bear tha latest? We ara selling Shoas for half their actual valaa Sock remarkably low prtoM bave never been heard ot before 4a the oity. Oar lias of 11,00 La dies' 8 boos are worth 11.10, aod our Una of Ladiei' ll.W Hboas are worth fi-M. Oar ft 9 Ladies' Bhoee are of tha beat of makes and are warranted equal to any $4.00 Shoe in the city. Oar II 50 Men' Shoes are worth 12.00, and our 12.00 Man's Shoes ara good anooch for tns boat. Oar $2.26 Hand Sawed Shoes are worth seeing, and you east duplicate fame for loss than 3.0 elsewhere. . ONLT BY A PERSONAL VISIT la It ponibla for yon to get a fair Idea of the character and murnitudo of tbiaaale. Therefore we say visit the aale, Inapect the gooda, note the prleaa. We want you to see with your own and know from your own experience that this aale la the bast opportunity tht hat aver occurred ia the tshoe trade. The power of cash was neror bafore so forcibly Illustrated. rmfinniwc shoe uhviuuw o STORE, 140 Penn Avenus. THE TRADERS Kattonal Bank ot Santos. - ORGANIZED 1890k CAPITAL 250,000 SURPLUS, $40,001! AMTJETj ITTNE3, President VrTW. WATSON. VIoa-PlllhlSBSji R'WILLUMB, ' casus. DIRECTORS. Ramoel Rises, James M. Bvarhart, tart tag A. Finch, Pierce B. FlnTey, Joeepbi JB Jermm. M. 8. Kemerer, Charles P. MaM thaws, John T. Porter. W. W. Watson, si, Mic. awm aid LIBERAL ?febj tank Invites tns patroaags san anaa and flras gsaaralr. Atlantic Refining Co Maaafactnrars sad Dialers ts OlbS Unseed Oil. Napthas and Os ' lines of all grades. Axle Oreasaj Pinion Grease and Colliery Com pound; also a large line ot Fas affine Wax Candles. We also handle the Famous CROWN ACME OIL, the only family safety burning oil In the market Win. Mason, Manager. Offles: Coal Exchagne, Wyoming Avfe Works at Fins Brook. DU FONT'S imiHG, BLASTING HID SPORTIIG POWDER Maanfsctarad at the Wapwallopen MHla Ls sense oooaty, Pa., and ai Wtt mlagton, Delaware, HENRY BE LIN, Jr. Oeneral agent for the Wyoming Distriet. 118 WYOMING AVt, 8ofanton, Pt Third national Bank Building. AOSKCISS : TH08. TOED. HtUton, Pa JOHN B hmiTB Sbov, Plymouth,! L W. MULLIGAN, Wilkaa B.rre, Pa AOSaOTBS ! TWOS. TOE K. W. MULLIGAN. WilkesBarre. agents tor ua urpaana vsanuoai fmty Big h Kaploalvaa Stocks, Bonds, and Grain, Bought and sold on New YorV Exchange and Chicago Board of Trade, elthor for cash or ei margin. Q. duB. DIMniCK, 41a Spruce Street. LDCAL STOCKS I SPECIkLTH Telephone S002. ' HORSE - SHOEING REMOVED. DR. JOHN HAMLIN, The Acknowledged Expert la Horseshoeing and Dentistry. Ik Now Permanently Located on West Lackawanna Ave.. Near the Bridge. JOHN L-HANGI, ENGRAVER, OFFICE AND 8H0P l 1 Lack. At. ana stowarfsart Mere. Photo Eftjrtvlif Or Clroultn, bob, Citi lofan, Kawiptptm Halt-Twee and Una Wer