THE SCRANTON fRIBtTNETMUBMDAY MORNING. AUGUST 15, 1895. Tie very latest ; :?: SniirfliMr NeiwsL f. ' eeeeeee Detailed Account of the Various Outdoor Sporting Events Held Yesterday Throughout the Entire Athletic World. EASTERN LEAGUE. Yesterday' Results. Wilkes-Barre II Scranton 8 Buffalo 7 Syracuse tt Provldeiio V Springfield 8 Toronto 10 Rochester .... 4 , Everything was against Scranton yesterday. It was bad enough to be beaten by Wilkes-Barre. but Syracuse rubbed It In by falling; to defeat the Bisons, who Increase their lead over Srranton from lour to sixteen points. Scranton can go Into fifth position now only by winning two straight games, provided Buffalo drops the same num berand It Is apt to do that In Syra cuse. Providence defeated Springfield In a gome that was exciting enough to draw the spectators to the diamond and Into the wrangling. Toronto hu miliated the mighty Harper. ' Standing of Eastern league Clubs. P. W. L. P C. Sprlnirfleld M RS St Providence 88 65 S3 .625 Wllkrs-Harre M 47 37 .WO Syracuse K7 47 40 .HO Buffalo W 45 St .4i Scranton (M SS 47 M3 Rochester S9 37 62 .374 Toronto W 61 .S3 Today's fc.tern League Games. 'W'llkes-Barre at Bcranton. Providence at Springfield. Buffalo at Syracuse. Toronto at Rochester. ; HOODOOED AS ISI AL. It Was Seranton's Oarao t'ntll the Ninth, When Eagan Failed to Aeeept a Chance to Retire the Side Wilkes-Barrc Stopped Hitting After Getting a Lead of Sis Kerns. Scranton again bowed to the Inevi table hoodoo and suffered another de feat toy W'llkes-Barre. which makes nine games lost out of eleven played with that club. By all the rules of equity, justice, luck or good playing Scranton ehould have won yesterday's game, and did have. It won, for that matter, until. In the ninth Inning when, with two out and an unaccepted chance offered to Tetlre the side, 'the hoodoo circled over the field. Before the thing had flown away Wilkes-Barre batted in seven runs and prevented Scranton from scoring In its half. Until that time Scranton led by one run in as pretty a game as one could reasonably wish to see. When the ngony of that frightful bombardment in the ninth was ended, the mind of every doubter must have admitted that something 'besides good and bad ball playing permitted Wilkes Barre ito win. Excepting one passed . ball Miller, the new pitcher, had twirled a better game 'than Keenan. and when the ninth opened and Lesotte Hew out to Meaney many in the audience rtarted toward the gate. Sera n ton's victory seemed doubly assured when, after safe single. Griffin was forced at second by Earl. With two out Wente popped a fungo hit back of third base, which Eagen preferred to. stop on a bound rather than take a desperate chance to catch it. This one missed opportunity cost Scranton the game, because McMahon drew a base on 'balls and Smith, the next one up, pushed a line single into right field, scoring Earl and Wente and giving Wilkes-Barre a lead of one run. The Fatal Ninth. Smith's hit was one of the hoodoo features referred to. He has not hit a ball for forty years, but -the hoodoo started Us dire work and Smith's Vicious swipe connected with the leath er, and away it went. It's a safe bet that Smith had his eyes shut when he wung. The last four runs In the Inning were made on Keenan's triple. Lytle'a triple. Bonner's double and a single by Lexotte. Griffin, the last one up, flew out to Eagan. A total of eleven alli gators faced 'Miller in that one inning. The Scranton cranks breathed for a minute following Stearns' two-bagger In the Scranton half, but Miller struck out and Ward and Eagan were thrown oat at first. When the game began less than a thousand persons had run the risk of seeing the hoodoo get In its fine work, but before the contest was ended possi bly 200 more of the faithful had sneaked . into the grounds. Each wore the look characteristic of the ordinary Scran ton crank at a game with Wilkes-Barre, a scrt of uneasy expression indicating fear of a slap In the face or injury to a pet corn. They sat on tacks for eight Innings and when. In the ninth, the game switched around everybody said to everybody else: "I told you so." Then all hands smiled a yellow smile and out of spite sat the thing out, ex cepting the more tenderhearted who did not wait Jo see the slaughter. It Was really a fine, spirited, gingery game, in which Ward, of the Infield, and Butler, of the out-gardeners, ex celled for Scranton, and Bonner did . that same for his brother alligators, Stearns, with two two-baggers; Lytle, .with two doubles, led the punching. It was unfortunate that Umpire Timothy Seaside Hurst was called upon to place everybody on more close de cisions than one could shake a stick at. He did his best and while Scranton In several Instances seemed to get the short end of it, the samo thing hap pened to the Alligators. The worst that ran i be said against the umpire Is that he vas as satisfactory as any human agency could be. -'The Grand Opening. Wilkes-Barre opened the sitting with Jt smart hit to left for two bases. Bon ner walked and each came in on a ingle by Griffin. Scranton was blanked and the earns medicine was given ,the Alllgatprs through a double play . ty Bannon; Ward and Stearns in the second. In the last of the second Scran ton gained a lead of on run by scor ing three times. Bannon pushed one to right and came In on Schrlver's two bagger. Huston' singled and was H HAS FOURO IT-SO CAN TOU. S0 ths bad plaee te the city to get fishing pile, law Thai beauty, sodesj ualiif UTtk ethers an net Mil. fcyea eveaiagl. n ii ; thrown out in an attempt to steal, Schrlver coming in on Butler's single the Butler scoring on Steam's double, which was badly misjudged by Grif fin. A double by Bonner and Lexotte'e single tied the score in the first of the third, but Scranton got the lead buck by tichrlver'a single, Huston's bunt, Kn (tail's sacrifice and Steam's flyout to Iezotte. The lead was Increased one In the firth on Ward's single and l.ytle's error wnh.-h permitted Ward to reach second, iKaran' fly out to I.ezotte and 'Meauey's single. The Alligators cut down the lead In the seventh on Banuon's miss of Bonner's grounder which permitted the runner to reach third, he scoring on Griffin's out to Eagan. The Waterloo In the ninth has already been explained. Score: SCRANTON A.B. R. II. O. A. IS. Ward. 2b Kukuii, If G Meaney. rf., Hiinuon. . Schrlver, e Huston, 3b.,.. Butler, cf Stearns, lu.. Miller, p Total 34 6 13 27 13 I WILKES-BARRE. A.B. R. H. O. A. E. Lytle. If 6 3 8 Z Bonner, 3b 5 4 Leaotte, rf 6 0 Urittin. cf 8 0 Karl, lb 5 1 Wente, c 4 1 McMahon, ss 4 1 C. Smith.. 3t 5 1 Keenan, p 4 1 Totals 4t 11 17 , 37 13 Scranton 0 301100005 Wilkes-Barre 3 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 711 Earned runs Scranton. 4: Wilkes-Barre, 8. Two-base hits Schrlver, Steams 3, Lytle, Bonner 2. Three-uuse hits Keenan, Lytle. Sacrifice hits Kugun, Butler. Stolen bases Earl. Left on banes Scran ton, 6; Wilkes-Burre, 11. Double plays IJannon to Ward to Stearns; McMahon to Bonner to Earl. First on errors Wilkes Barre, 1. Struck out Miller, Bonner. First base on called balls (.iff Miller, 3; off Keenun, 2. Time 1.50. Umpire Hurst, Almost a K lot at Springfield. Springfield. Mass., Aug. 14. The first of the series between fdprlngfleld and Providence was a tremendously excit ing contest, and Springfield lost the 4me In' the ninth inning on singles by Knight, Rogers and Cooney, which scored two runs. The game was re markable for its dirty work, Bassett tripping three men at third. Bassett came near (breaking up in a squabble and Springfield played it tinder pro test. The runs which Springfield scored In the eighth caused great excltment ar.d a crowd of spectators rushed out on the diamond. With three men on basts Gruber had ihlt safely. The throw-in from the field went by Mc Auley. who was blocked. Hodson had on a uniform which looked like that of Springfield, and when McAuley threw into the plate he could not distinguish him from several of the Springfield men w.ho stood around the plate. Provi dence claimed that the Springfield men blocked, but Doescher decided that the runs counted. Score: Providence 3 0210 020 29 Springfield 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 5 0-8 Hits-Providence, 13; Springfield, It Er rors Providence, 2; Springfield, 7. Bat teries Hodson and McAuley; Urubvr and Gunson. Earned runs Providence, 4; Springfield, 5. Left on bases Providence. 5: Springfield, 6. First base on balls Off Gruber, 1; Hoilson, 2. Struck out By Gru ber, 2: by Hodsun, 3. Three-base hits Rogers, Gilbert, McDonald, Gruber. Two base hits Knight, Rogers, Donnelly, Suhetfler, Gruber. Sacrifice hit Rogers. Stolen bases Lyons, Rogers, 2; Lynch, Sc-hefTier, 2; McDonald, Gruber. Double plays Gunson and McDonald. Umpire Doescher. Time 2.05. Harper Loses a Game. Rochester, N. Y.. Aug. 14. The To ronto team took Harjer'9 measure and hit him at will all through the game. The Callfornlan was wild, and his de livery lacked speed. Luck was all on the Toronto side, and fcy placing their hits at timely intervals, they ran ud a score too large .for the Rochester to successfully combat. Oray pitched good ball. The fleldlng of both iteam was fair In the main. Toronto's three double plays told against the locals. and a stupid bit cf bane running on unricn part in tne third retired the side. When prowperts were bright for many tallies. Rochester has signed Joe Mulvey, late of Brooklyn and Allen- town, who will play third base. At tendance, 800. score: Rochester 1 0 0 1 0 0 i 0 04 Toronto 0 2 8 0 0 0 4 1 10 Hits Rochester. 10: Toronto. 18. Errors Rochester, 4; Toronto, 4. Batteries Har per and Berger; Gray and Lake. Kurned runs--Kochester. u: Toronto. , -First bass by errors Rochester, 2; Toronto, 1. Ift on bases Rochester, 11; Toronto, 12. First base on balls on Harper, 3; Gray, .4. Struck out By Harper, 4; Gray, 2. Stolen bases O'Brien. Lutenberg. 2: Shlnnlrk. 2: Gray. Double plays Shlnnlck to Luten berg, Demont to Shlnnlck to Lutenberv. Oray to Bhtnnlck to Lutenberg. Hit by pitcher Breckinridge, White. Umpire uanrney. Time z.so. Pitchers' Battle at Syraouse. Syracuse, N. Y Aug. 14. It was a pitchers' battle today, and for eleven innings Gannon, for Syracuse, and Herndon lor wurralo, hammered away until the sun had sunk in the west. Buffalo wort the game in the Unit In ning by scoring three runs, but Syra cuse came up about the middle of the game and necessitated another lead on the part of Huff alo. , In the ninth Inning, amidst the great est excitement, the local team tied the core and K remained unchanged until ine eievemn inning, wihen Hhearon reached first on a alnsrle and was brought home toy Clymers' beautiful mash Into center rhrht Meld, iwlnnln the game. Both pitchers were very effective at times. Attendance, 1,500. flcore: - Syracuse ....0 OlOOftlilnn s Buffalo .......3 0 0 1 I 1.1 9. 0 0 17 Batteries By racuse. Gannon and H- Buffalo, Herndon and Urquhart. Earned runs-yrsouse, 2; Buffalo, 8. First base on balls Off Gannon, 8; off Herndon, 1 Struck out By Gannon, 2; Herndon, 2. Two-base hits Dowse. Herndon. Plvnii 2: Mlnnehan. Eagan. Stolen bases LeWee, MosS. Double plays Lewee to Wise to Field. Umplre-Bwartwood. Time 8.45. STATE LEASER At Hasleton ' ' ' ' t o Hasleton ... 0 1 0 0 0 S 1 1-24 21 4 Lancaster 2 000001002 f Batteries Jordan and Moore: Yeairar and Roth. At Carbondale n. Mm Carbondale 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 6 Reading o 11104101 ! 1 Batteries Anderson and Patchan: If aver and Mllllgan. . . ,- . NATIONAL LEAGUE. Boston today falls from 'fourth to sixth In the National league race and changes places with CinolnnatL It all oame about through another victory for the Orioles over the Beaneaters and Cincinnati's- wln from the' Pirates. Meanwhile the Chicago, who have not played for two days, remain safe In ilfth position. For the third time the New Yorks and Brooklyns, who are tied in eighth place, .lose together and slump dangerously close to eighth pluce. Standing of National League Club. P. W. L. P.C. Cleveland ST Ml 37 .! Baltimore 89 &l 3S .Ml Pittsburg S3 65 3s .DM Cincinnati 0 61 S .K7 Chicaiio HMD .63 Boston S .'JSt Philadelphia 89 48 41 .5i New York 80 M 44 .Ul Brooklyn 10 II .Ml Washington 85 SO 65 .8T3 St. Louis .'. 85 38 S7 .3H Louisville 88 33 W .2W At Philadelphia- R. H.E. Philadelphia OO3OOOT40-13 1 1 New York 0 1013300 1 13 2 Batteries Lucid, Taylor and Clements; Rusle and Parrel). Umpire Burnham. AtClevelund R. H.E. Cleveland t 0072200 -Vi 13 2 St. Louis 0 31SOOO307 12 4 Batteries Knell and Z'.imwr; McDouKUl, Ehret and Miller. Umpire O'Day. At Brooklyn R. H.E. Brooklyn 3 0 0 1 0 2 0 0-& 11 3 WashlnKton 0113 1500 00-8 IS 2 Butteries Uiimbert, Daub and Grim; Anderson and MvGuire. Umpire Keefo. At Baltimore R. H.E. Kaitloiioro 00302102 12 3 Boston 0 0001S100-2 8 1 Batteries Hoffer and Clurke; Btivetts ana uansek umpire tlunu At Cincinnati R. H.E. Cincinnati 1 0001000 2 8 1 Pittsburg 100000000 1 7 1 Butteries Dwyer and Vaughan; Fore mun and MorrltU Umpire Blltman. DIAMOND DUST. Meaney will pitch today. Massey, of the Carbondales, Is 111 from malarial fever, Scranton, with the best team on tho face of the earth, couldn't beat the Alligators. Scranton will soon be known as the New York Juniors. We now have Bannon, But ler and Schrlver, and each la a really-truly good plu er. Wilkes-Barre here today and tomorrow; then Scranton goes to Wilkes-Barre for thi-ee gutties, aud will be away from home until Sept. 10. Dan Shannon never misses a point In tho gume; he's every Inch a player, and even coached Keenan when the latter was at bat In the lust Inning. llughey Jennings has made over 100 runs for the Orioles so far this season. Joe Kelley and Billy Keeler, of the sume team, have made more than ninety each. Carbondale will give a trial to rluan. pitcher for the Scranton Young Men's ,Chrlstlan . assoelatlon, and Flnnerty, catcher for the Dunmore Morning Glories. Touching on the umpire troubles In the National leotiue, O. P, Caylor.suys In the New York Herald nobody but President Young is to be blamed for the condition of affairs. He also advocates that Tim Hurst and Charley Snyder, of the Eastern league, lit secured. To this suggestion all true friends of the game will register their de cided affirmatives. Washington Post. No "true friend of the gume" will ever wish to see Non Com pus Mentis Snyder wear an umpire's musk aguln. If he Is too In competent for the Kustemv he Is too in competent for any league. As for Hurst, ho knows where his abllty Is best appre ciated and will stay where he Is. J'm Corbett, the pugilist,' has been "signed" to pluy first base for Scranton against Buffalo in today's game, and will give a bug punching exhibition in front of the grand stanil before the game. This Is going a little, too far in hlppodromlng the game. There are enough objectionable features in base ball without ringing In prise-fighters to draw a crowd. Any such "feature" as Corbett would dis gust the high class of patronage which Springfield is supported by. Springfield Union. Scranton won the game and Cor bett and his brother played well. What the public thought of tt was best shown in the large attendance, which Included a larger percentage of resectable women than ever before attended a bull game In Scranton. It was Corbett the ball pleyer and not a prize-fighter that the public suw. Whatever may the opinion of the Spring field Union oracle or whatever may be the customs of his somnolent town, Scranton reserves the right to do as It pleases, pro vided no objection comes from the club Immediately concerned, as was Buffalo and not 8prlngfleld. The Implication con tained In the statement that the "Corbett featurs would disgust the high class pat ronage which supports 6printleld" comes with mighty poor grace when Springfield is largely supported by the other clubs In the league. Scranton Is doing fairly well with a sixth position club, and Springfield Isn't doing much better with a winner. If It were In ficrantotv'l place It might need something worse -than the stimulus of a "disgusting" Corbett feature. Stop chewing, Mr. Oracle, and play ball. Amateur Ball Notes. The Gilbert club challenges the James Boys for tomorrow at 10 o'clock at Schwenk's park for 110. Answer in The Tribune. The Young Men's Christian nssoclatlon club will practice this afternoon at tho Base Ball park following tho Eastern league game. . The Shamrocks of the South Side can not play the Anthracites, of Mooslc, on Thursday, but would like to give them a game Friday at 3 p. m. The Bostons, jr., of Dunmore, challenge the Crackajacks, of Green Ridge, to a game of bull on No. G grounds Friday, Aug, 16, at 2.30. F. Mace, manager. The Scranton Young Men's Christian as sociation and Ininmore Morning Glories play a County league game at the Scran ton Base Ball park Saturday at 3 o'clock. The Anthracites of Mooslc accept the challenge of the Olyphant Browns, -and will meet them on their grounds on Satur day afternoon at 3 o'clock. Alexander Young, cuptaln. The Taylor Reds challenge the Mooslc Populars, Green Ridge Senators or Oly phant Browns for Saturduy afternoon, Aug. 17, at Taylor grounds. First come, first served. Daniel Hayes, captain. The Anthracites of Mooslo have reorgnn led and will play ball from now on. The club consists of John O'NhII, catcher; li. LiK'key, pitcher; Ned Garvin, pitcher; Alex. Young, captain and first base; Anthony Early, second base; Thomas Morrahan1, third base; Shay, of Mlnooka, shortstop; Ned idarvln. left field; John Cranston, center field; Thomas Cranston, right field. ... NO FAITH IN DEFENDER. Prominent Yachtsmen Believe That the Cap Is In Banter. New Itochelle, N, Y., Aug. 14. The Defender took a short spin up the sound this morning, but as the wind was very light and a dead calm threat ened, returning to her , moorings off Premium Point at about 12.15 o'clock, . Despite all the high praise showered on the new cup defender It cannot be concealed that the members of the syn dicate are a trifle worried. A promi nent yachtsman, speaking of the chances of the Defender against the Valkyrie today, said: In spite of the alleged satisfaction felt by the home syndicate over the per formances of the Defender, It Is never theless a fact that the ynciht has not fulfilled their expectations. Many yachtsmen In this neighborhood who have watched the Defender also express the opinion that If the Valkyrie Is as good as ' represented - the cup Is In danger. HINTS FOR CAMPERS. This Oatdoor Life Is Besoming Mors and More Common, An experienced canmer. save Houoae. hold News, reoonunends a leepincr bag, maae oy raiding a single colored blanket, doubling it lengthwise, and sewing across one end end, two-thirds the way w the long edge. A similar bag of cotton sheering" may toe used inside Vtm outer, in warm weather tho. latter may sometimes be used alone. Thn advantage of . cucht protection against;, ants am other Insects is ob vious. . An lr pillow and tmshton that can be Inflated at pleasure are comfor table -and light. Plate should be of. wood . and plentifully provided, to be mnown away svrrer eacn (neea. "Canned provisions come in such variety that, If there to ntrerojrtti in the party to dairy them, there can be a sufficient change of food. , Out-of-door life will provide such sancea and appetites as are beyond description. ' This outfit is suitable for thoso longer excursions that are Indulged in more seldom by women than by men. It will give vigor, strength and new and rich experiences ro those who- dare to rv camping out. With any sort of cantion there will seldom be colds taken, even by weaklings. In fact, for thowi suffering with disorders of the respiratory organs there nothing; so efficacious, without the advice of a competent diyutclanl liowvver, tt should not be undertaken. Along the shores of our lakes and rivers the happy army of campers te yearly In creasing In numbers. Sensible people are among them, those who can over ride petty discomforts, while they un consciously grow to toe hardy. Jolly lovers of naturs. ALMOST A WALKOYER. rote Wins from Fantasy In Very Hollow Fsshlon. Buffalo, Aug. 14. This was Ladles' Day at the Grand Circuit races, so Mr. Hamlin tilled his grand stand, if he did not All his. cash box. The advertised event, which attracted all attention, was the match race be tween Azote and Fantasy. Most horse men exipected that Mr. Hamlin would not let Fantasy race on account of her bad foot, due to the accident at Cleve land. When she did come on the track the odds were nil against her. Geers drove Fantasy and McDowell drove Azoto. The track was in superb con dition. The start was .bad, Fantasy lagging half a length behind Azote. Geers let the mare out ami at the quarter she was head and head with Axote, but in the next quarter of a mile she dropped back again, content to stick at Asote's flank. McDowell -was driving In ex hibition style. Geers drove Fantasy out again and put her beside Azote at the three-quarter pole, but when Azote began moving In the stretch the mare could not keep the pace and fir" ' two lengths behind Aote, whose, Me was 2.0914. The second heat was trotted In much the same vay. To please the grand stand McDowell held Azote In and let Fantasy trot besldd her. When he came into the stretoh he swung wide out into the track, giving Fantasy the pole and drove home a length and a half ahead in 2.12. Azote will be taken to Chicago to race Beuzetta If arrangements can be made. Geers did some masterly driving in the 3.20 trot, winning the 15.000 purse for the Village Farm with the black stallion Athanio, the favorite. Follow ing are the summaries: 2.28 class, trotting, purse 23,000. El Ruml Ill Valley Queen 2 2 2 Roetta Soap , 4 3 5 Mudge Rice 3 5 4 Anna Mace 5 6 ( Lillie Glen SIT Carillon 7 8 3 Burllngame 8 4 t Villiers dls. Time, 2.15-V .16. 2.ICVi. 'Divided third and fourth money 2.20 class, trotting, purse $5,0110. Athanio Ill Lady Wilton 2 2 5 Miss McGreggor 3 3 2 Brumhllde G 4 8 Dry son 454 Marston C...... fi dr. Hilda S dls. Time, 3.14, 2.16, 2.16H. Match race, best two In three. Azote 1 1 Fantasy 2 2 Time, 2.0914, 2.12&. Two-year-olds, 8.35 class, trotting, purse ll.duo. Tommy Brittoa 2 11 Fred S. Moody 12 2 Arguro 3 3 3 Faustulle 4 dr. First and fourth money. Time, 2.3V4, 2.1C-14 ,2.21. JOVIALITIES. c : l. She fondled tier lap-dog and kissed him, Right square on his blotch of a mug. Till Chappie who watched her grow Jeal ous, And wished that he, too, were a pug. And she, too, was wishing the same thing, Strange though It seem so to say, So she might order her maid In To take him and lead him away, Boston Courier. It Is mice to talk to a girl who has her Ideals, but It Is discouraging to live with her. Atchison Globe. A PUBLIC BLESSING: A folding bed that closes up, Should Its Incumbent snore It's strange that our inventors Haven't thought of It before! 1 Washington Star. After the Lord saw how helpless man was He made a woman to wait on him. Atchison Globe. ALREADY TAMED: Klnkley Does your wife try to boss you as much as she used to? Bingo No; she doesn't even have to try now. New York Herald, A word spoken In season, at the right moment, Is a matter of ages. Carlyle. A SHORT STORY: Chapter L Lonely maiden on the beach. Chapter 2. Carried for beyond her reach. Chapter 2. Youth, who happens to come round. Chapter 4. Saves the maid from being drowned. Chapter 5. Now they are married, and you may bet They sometimes wish they'd never met -Home and Country. Our greatest glory Is not In never falling, but In rising every time we fall. Pascal. AN ODDITY IN LAW: When maid sets young man's heart afire She Is not accused of arson; The sheriff Is not called upon Instead, they get the parson. Chicago Times-Herald. THE SAME CHAP! The man who sighs for the happy day When a barefoot boy he ran Is the same old boy who used to say: "I wlsht I wus a man." About the hardest thing to reform Is a reformer. San Francisco CalL TRUE, TRUE: When once the bloom Is rubbed from the - grape , . No art of man can restore It; No skill can replace the ohromatlc dust On the butterfly's w lings that bore tt; No man can. put back- the down on the peach, 8s he ever so humanly clever: And a thousand per cent. In a bass ball , race, . ... . When lost, la lost forever. The mortal who expects bad luck will get It. Galveston News. BB BRIEF: , When you write a merry jest, Cut It shout; , It will be too long at best Cut ft short; ' l4fe m brief and full of care; . . Editors don't like to swear; Treat your poem tike your -haircut it short. Next to exeelletieslg m arprstrietloft of K.-Thackemy; ' ' ' ' ' - i "Help! Helpt Police!" screamed Front room, excitedly. "There's a-riot In the next room." '- ' "Oh, pshaw," said tha landlord, putting his head in the'door, "that ain't no riot Them's two musician n there discussing arO'-Chlcago Record. Luce Bros. Nov Open At Their Old Stand, CORNER MAIN AYE. AND PRICE ST., WITH AN ENTIRE NEW Stock of Groceries, ON OTHER SIDE OF CHANNEL Some Events of the Dny on the West Side of the City Noted. RECEmON P0K BARD fCDROG t Will Be Tendered to lllra Next Wednes. dny Evening In ths Tabernacle Chares by Ills Admirers-Mr. snd Mrs. Chsrles Mettgsr Entsrtaln. tThs West Bide Interests of The Tribune have been placed In the hands of Emer son Owen, to whom all news announce ments and complaints may be addressed.) Hyde Park is the Welsh Athens of America, and it is In view of this fact and, also because of the many Welsh American literary lights that dwell here, that on next Wednesday even ing a monster reception will be given In the Tabernacle church to W. O. Williams, "Bedrog," In honor of his having been selected to fill the bardic chair of Wales at the great natloonal eisteddfod held last week at blandly. Pedrog was In this country when the honor was conferred upon him and his son fulllilled the parents' duty by tak ing the chair instead. The eminent Welsh bard Is still in America and will preach at the Tab ernacle church, on South iHyde Park avenue, on Tuesday night. On the fol lowing evening the Welsh literary ele ment In the Lackawanna and Wyo ming valleys Willi assemble at the church and Pedrog will be formally pre sented with the honor which crowned his success In Wales. The victory wa a great one. He was pitted against tw-"ity-sven nf the most prominent We'sh bar Is anrl won the prlre of 100 guineas, the largest ever given in Wales. Several hundred people will at tend the reception. An Evening's Pleasure. Mr. and Mrs. Chanles Metzgar, of Mullein street, entertained last evening, assisted by Miss Miriam Davis. The light fantastic afforded tho evening's chief amusement and the pleasures were briRhterved by several solos by Mrs. tMetzgar, who Is one of our fore most contralto soloists. Those who en Joyed the evening's hospitality were: Mr. and Mrs. Weston, Mr. and Mrs. Foster, Mr. and Mrs. Albert Lewis, Miss Arnt, Mis Curran, Miss Carson, Miss Heward, Miss Storms, Miss Mabel Foster, Miss Klunmlnzer and J. F. Lavls, J. R. Simpson, W. MoConnell, W. Griffiths, El. Oemhiwl.ndt. A. Rider. E. Elsie,, It. Howe, Fred Grotz. Miss Nellie Curran was accompanist for the musical part of the pleaaure. Hurt In the Mines. By a fall of rock yesterday William Peck, a miner, In the Brlggs mine, was crushed. The man sustained severe injuries, the rlwht arm receiving the greatest hurt. The flesh hung In shreds and from the shoulder to the elbow was a mass of bleed inr matter. Dr. Roberta dressed the -wounds at the Injured miner's home, on illenry place, near the toll gate. He will recover. Mttle Ones from All Around. Owing to the destruction by the late big Are, Druggist U. G. Morgan has renovated his commodious drug store. The celling has been newly and neatly frescoed and the establishment im proved by numerous additions of mod ern type. Mr. 'Morgan is Justly proud of his new store. 'Mr. and Mrs. William Richard and children, Bessie and Htewart, of North Lincoln avenue, visited Mr. and -Mrs. W. B. Owen, of Holden, yesterday. This evening the young ladles of St. David's church will entertain friends in the church building at Bromley ave nue and Jan'kson street. Peaches, cake, and ice cream will be served. Rev. Ben Morgan, of Olyphant, was In town yesterday. Will R. Hughes is doing reportorial work for the Republican In the absence of the regular West Side correspond ent. iMlss Florence Gibbs, of South Main avenue, has returned from Lake Wln ola. Tthe "Alan Agrade" camping party returned Saturday from Lake Wlnola. The coming excursion of the Welsh Baptist Young People's union of the valley is attracting attention. The point of Interest to ibe Invaded is Moun tain Park. 'Miss Nellie Heals, of North Hyde Park avenue. Is seriously III. Reynolds, undertaker, 208 North Main venue. Calls promptly attended to. Tickets are being sold for the piano recital of T. Reese Jones, to be given soon In the First Welnhi BaptlBt church. The Idea that the West Side own its own electric plant has taken deep root here. The fakirs are still with us. Today a marriage ceremony will be performed on Avenue V by Rev. W. 8. Jones, of the First Welsh Baptist churth. The principals are Morgan Jenkins and Miss Maggie Davis, both of this side. The youn people are well known. W. B. Davis, of iBellevue street. Is at Crystal Lake. William Davis, formerly of this aide, now of Nantlcoke, is visiting here. The Misses Laura and Cora Roberta, of Streeter, Illinois, leave for home to day, after a vlstt hirre. The Chi U pel Ion society of the Wash hum treet Presbyterian church, will conduct an excursion to Lake Ariel on Aug. 26. The society Is composed of sterling young men, who are capable of maktng the day a pleasant one for all. Thomas Hurst, of Tenth street, la at Silver Lake. Miss Gertrude Fellows, of Tenth tree, left for Meshoppen yesterday, where she will Join the Misses Nellie and Lois Fellows for an extended stay. Miss Mary E. Williams, of South Main avenue, is visiting at Wilkes Barre. . . JnTisa Jennie Thomas, of Corbett ave nue, is visiting at Wilkes-Barre. West Hide Business Directory. BICYCLES repaired, scissors ground, tools sharpened, saws filed, keys fitted, . machines repaired by W. L. Steenback, dealer In Guns, Fishing Taokls, under West Bids Bank. PHOTOGRAPHER Cabinet Photos, P.M . per dose a, They are Just lovely. Con vince yourself by calling at Btarnera Photo. Parlors, in and 101 South Mala avtnue. . , BARBER. Hair cutting and shaving done In a first-class manner at John H. Rey nold's Barber Shop, at Fatrohlld's Hotel. GROCERIES - Revere Standard Java Coffee Is unexcelled. The leading coffee of the day. For sale only at F. W. Ms son at Co. Fine Groceries. 11 South Main avenue. SECOND HAND FURNITURE CASH for anything you have to sell. Furni ture, Stoves, Tools, etc Call and see the stock of J. C. King. 10M and 1021 Jackson street. WALL PAPER-GO to Fred Reynolds, 108 North Main avenue, and see his . complete line of Wall Paper, Paints and Window Shades. Just opened with new stock. PLUMUINU-Wllllsm D. Griffiths, 111 North Main avenue, doek flrst-elass Plumbing, Steam Heat and Gas Fitting. Satisfaction is strictly guaranteed. Piles! Piles! Itching Plies. Symptoms Moisture! Intense Itehlng and stinging; most at night; worse by scratching. If allowed to continue tumors form, which often bleed and ulcerate, be coming very sore. Swanye's Ointment stops ths Itching and bleeding, heals ul ceration, and In most cases removes the tumors. At druggists, or by mall, for M cents. Dr. Swayne Son, Philadelphia. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castorla, fflicn she was a Child, she cried for Caatorla. ITben she became Miss, she clung te Oastorla, When she had Children, she gave them Caatorla WHY SUFFER wnea rose have vaar eeaa anl rlflnallT Tested Free t the mam nathnd. Free I iVThere ere nuadrede of people U here are huadrede of nnl If knew this, would go miles te have fbeir examined. DOMTWATT. IVWhen yon ret loneee, or glasses, as many people eall them. Get the Best, as they won't eoat yea say mere taaa poorer oaea Oe net trust your valuable sight to ped diem. The ACRO-CRYSTAL LENSES will correct tha vision and atop all pain In tha head. Plietd In toe Flout Sal hi Gold Frum for 5 Th.se Lenses are sold only by DeWITT, EYE SPECIALIST AND JEWELER Opposite Bcranton Hoots, 903 Lackawanna Ave., SCRANTON, PA. Hoc as Dailt: I to 11 a m, 1 to S ud 7 to p. m. Spring House U. E. CROFUT, Prop'r, Heart Lake, Pa. Altitude nearly t,ono feet Pine groves snd beautiful scenery. Bouw new and well far niebed; bat three minutes' walk from IX, L W, station, and HO fret from the lake. SGOD BOATS, FISHING TACKLE, Dancing Pavilion, Swings, Croquet Grounds, etc., FREE to Quests COLD SPUING WATER ANJ) PLENTY OF MILK. RATES REASONABLE. Write for circular. Atlantic Refining Co atanafaotnrers aad Dealers la OlbS Linseed Oil, Napthas and Oaeo lines of all grades. Axle O reams, Pinion Qrease and Colliery Cons, pound; also a large line of Pat afnne Wax Candles. Ws also handle the Famous CROWN ACMB OIL, the only family safsty burning oil In the market. Wol Mason, Uanapt Office: Coal Bxchagnc, Wyoming Ave. Works at Pine Brook. Stocks, Bonds, and Grain, Bought and told on New York Exchange and Chicago Board of Trade, either for cash or eo T margin. 0. duB. DIMTUCK, 41J 5pruce Street. LOCAL STOCKS I SfECtlLTT. Telephone BOOa. HORSE - SHOEING REMOVED. DR. JOHN HAMLIN, Tha Acknowledged Expert la Horseshoeing and Dentistry, is Now Permanently Located on West Lackawanna Ave . Near the Bridge. 0EmO JOHN L HANOI, EKGHAVER, OFFICE AND SHOP lit Laek. At. aad Stswarf s Art Store. fttti IsinrtBl for ClrcaUrt, ExH, CiU Itfra, liwiptptrt MahvTenee end Una Weds . IKIUDftliripi Act almost instantly, speedily curing tha iost obstinate esses. Rheumatisai eared) most in from 1 to S days. Dyspepsia and all !y rellered. Catarrh stomach troubles auicklv i positively cured. Headache cured la 8 minutes, aervonsaiseases promptly cuieo Kidney troubles. Piles, Neuralgia, Asthma snd all Female Complaints quickly cored, Munyon's Vitalizer imparts new llCs an vigor to weak and debilitated men. Ask your druggist for a 2a-cent yial or one oi Munyon's Cure, and If yon are not bene fited your money will be rafuuded. This. Company Puts no e A cure for every diseaso AMUSEMENTS. THE. FROTH INGHAM, Wagner a Reis, Leasees snd Manage FRIDAY. AUGUST 16, Matinee and Niebt. The Biggest Thins; That Ever Happened. W. S. CLEVELAND'S QREATER, MASSIVE DOUBLE :-: MINSTRELS, In Connection with Bedouin Arab Circus and tha Jape. Four Big Shewe all In one. Double flrst part, hree big bands and drora corse. Oriental music All nauone veraav. nan nuie tons, lili jubilee day. DON 'T MI8B IT. Regular prices Matinee jprleea, Sie.. Ke. and ftic Sale of eeata opens Wednesday I n SHOES. Well, did yon hear the latest? Ws sre selling Shoes for half their art net valne. Bach remarkably low prices have never been beard of before in the city. Our line of f 1.00 La dies' Hboee are worth S1.50, and our line of Ladiet 11.50 Bhoes are worth $30. Oar t3 25 Ladles' Shoes are of the best of makes and are warranted equal to any $4 U shoe In the etty. Our 11 60 Men's Shoes are worth I'AOO, and our 2 00 Men's Shoee are good enough for We beet. Cur tVtt Hand Sewed Shoes are worth seeing, and yon ean't duplicate sasse for less than fa.60 elsewhere. ONLY BY A PERSONAL VISIT Is it possible for yon to gets fair idea of the charaeter aud matnitude of this sale. Therefore we say visit the sale. Inspect tho food, note the prioae. We want yon te eee with your own eyes and know from your own experience that this sale is the best opportunity thet has ever occurred la the fehoe trade. The power of cash was never before eo forcibly illustrated. DAVIDOW'S fVole. 140 Penn Avenue. PUPONTS IRIRgT itlSTlK IRO SmTIRG POWDER Maanfaetured at the Wapwsihmea MOb, La seme oonaty. Pa., and at Wil mington, Delaware, HENRY BELIN, Jr. Genera! Agent for the Wyoming Distriet. t18 WYOMING AVE, Soranton, Pt Third Nation el Bank Balldlag. Aatsctaa TBOS. TOBD. PttSston. Pa. John b. smith bom. nrmeth,Pai K. W. MULLIGAN. Wilkes Barre. Pe. a foots ror we Hepaans) vaemtaei s sugn Hpuna aaeaes ItMi MI 4 The Saturday Tribune. ONE) of the secrete of the great and growing popular ity of the Saturday Tribune is its originality. Unlike the special editions of many other papers, It Is not made up largely if not exclusively, ot stereotyped features widely syndicated for simultaneous publication. On ths contrary, the bulk of the special matter presented In The Saturday Tribune Is prepared especially for this paper. That The Saturday Tribune Is satis factorily filling its field Is sub stantially manifested by a 'steadily growing constituency. No other paper ever printed In the history of Scranton Journal ism has achieved a fuller meas ure of success than The Satur day Tribune. The Saturday Tribune la es sentially Scranton's Favorite Newspaper. USI BILL MD OTHER STOUTS. ALL the year round The Trib une Is la advance In eover In events of note In the sporting world. But with the opening of the base ball season It will, as heretofore, give addi tional attention to thin depart ment Base ball lovers will And the games covered more fully from day to day la The Tribune than they are covered by any other paper printed or gold la Soranton. This paper Is the recognised authority In Bcran ton on base ball and other ports and arrangements have beea made that will Insure fuller and better reports than ever before. Patrons of the national gams will find in The Tribune every day In the week Just want they want la the way 0 detailed re ports, which will be supplement" ed each Saturday wlthva page of the freshest aad moat readable porting' news aad goemlp. Dae attention will also be gtvea to all ether oat-door pastimes. evtevve