THE 8CBAKTON TRIBUNE SATTJH DAT MORNTNO, JTTLY 20, 1895.
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Facts of Interest
To- Wppiieini, Readers.
t 5ympos!iim of
Partly Gossipy
THE "ljfEV' COUPLES
8he was "new" and wai constructed on
the latest modern plan.
But she lost her heart.- like others, and cf
- coursei 'twas lixit to man;
80 at last the. two were Slurried, and they
started married lUo.
As they thuif ht. equipped and ready, well
prepaijecf for uny ttiijlfe.
She was pasted oh hi business quite as
. thoroughly as he;
She had stiMted all the details and, as any
: one'Cohld soe, u 4 i- ....
She could run the shop or office; and It
also seemed quite clear
She could act as his bookkeeper or could
- serve as his cashier.
She could sell Roods on commission or
could tmy on thirty days;
She was sharper than most merchants In
all proper business ways:
She could "take" from his dictation, and
dictate to others, too
There was nothln' round the office that
she really couldn't do,
. ...
80 they thought they Were well armored
far a lift of grout success.
But thq outcome of their, Irlal was a fall'
. .1 are. mora or leva. . 1
Ttiey are dusmed to boarding houses, and
7 iVeretfntly they rotam
For while both ciin run the office, neither
one can make a home.
. Rochester Herald,
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Tho New York Sun thinks .that Judgo
Wilson, of Cincinnati, Induced in a
very hasty frenerallzatlon tv-hem, in ine
trial of an alimony case, he Interjected
the remark that "any man who Rives
all his salary to his wife Is a fool.'.'
Many men, the Sun adds, mot fool, but
wlee and pmidvn't.turn ovvr their earn
in irs to their wives as the most compe
tent stewards." of the--household. It is
a practice .which prevails extensively
among careful was earniers. The wife
Is the famijp (treasurer to whose keep
ing the husband intrusts dilst wapes.
If she Is a gcxAi woman she has only the
interests of the family at heart, and If
she Is a prudent woman she can dis
pense Its Income more economically
than he. Bb-tinihrstnnI . better its
meeds, is more unselfish, b?ss liable to
self-lnduteenee. and a more skilful pur
veyor. TempratUvia to waste money fn
excesses, which beset him. do not at
tack her. It does not so readily burn
holes through,- her pockets as through
his. She is better able to (ret its worth
In substantial comforts and necessi
ties. Many men know how to make
money, very few how to use it and keep
It; and hence among wage earners It
frequently happens that the husband
acknowledges that the wife is the su
perior financier by putting in her keep,
.ing his Saturday night's wages. Pos
sibly he may retain a trifling sum for
his absolutely necessary personal ex
penses, but often time he gives up to
her all of it, and she supplies? him with
what he requires. By so doing the man
escapes temptations to extravagance
and self-indulgence which would be Ir
resistible if he carried about his wages
In his pocket'aa both) the bread winner
and the .treasurer of the household,
with the oonwequenice of suffering for
fh family nd .no savings laid by
oswm may nay.. , .
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JOKES ON THE GIRLS:
Jack-J-What makes you call Flora vain?
Ethel She wears such ugly clothes.
Jack I should think that a sign of any
thing but vanity,
Ethel Oh, no! It means '.she thinks
he's pretty enough to stand anything.
"How do you know Miss Penwell Is a
college girl?. She doesn't talk like one."
"No; but you should see her make co
coa over a gas-jet That shows her college
training.'
Bess How did Anna finally succeed Jn
discouraging his attentions?
. iaura ne wore a ready-made tie.
He (meaning to be complimentary)
How becoming that veil Is to you, Miss
Fannie! Why don't you wear It oftener?
And now ha Is trying to toll why she
treats him coldly,
- ' Am
"How do yon know the De Billions are
really poor? used to be wealthy."
"Yes: but the must hava lost ihMr
money. 'Why, Osteite has been abroad for
a year and hasn't been reported engaged
to even one count." New York World.
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Generally, continues the Sun, wives
are much Hess disposed to extravagance
rum tfbops and 'nave ho desire to enter
inem. 'uney ao not amoke and they do
not treat. . A good) mothers they may
te anxious to have their children, pre
sent -a nice appearance, but they are
very sparing In expenditures on their
own dree Bridget, too, want to keep
. Patrick straight, and she knows his be
atttnf weorfcrress. She doesn't want
Stim to have; tod muefh. money, for she
. knows rt to not gabd for him. She had
rather tralld tip ah account in the sav
ings bank for the time when he loses his
Jab. .She mav dtml&IIno' fcfm tavaratv
on occasion, tut even In his rebellion
me Knows tnae he needs the restraint.
The 'best ihlnr mn.n v a man. in r, a
with lila earnings Is to Hum them over
to nis wire, lr h had woman, un
WOrtlhv of the trust. CiaA bf.br him n
ls.s, wretched creature. If she Is a vain
ana wiiy ana eisinnirgent .woman, he
ffLSS SL Inail nhlth Rasvlr -..KIW ...lit
. . ... nmw, mill UtJ
' '"tely to- keep hint dowr 'always. A
woman o wtomi'a poor man connot
"trust his money Is noiflt wife tor him.
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THEN THE MILLENNIUM: ' ' '
When man knows how to match a ribbon,
When woman learns 16 drive a nail,
.When man can thread a needle deftly,
When mice don't make a woman pale,
When woman gets oft right from street
cars, -Instead.
of facing toward the rear,
When man stops smoking bad tobacco
And drinking sour-smelling beer,
.,Whcn woman doesn't walk the sidewalk
With spreading skirts and puffed-Out
sleeves, ' ' '
When man stops flirting with new charm-
ers
And to his lawful darling cleaves,
When man can understand the baby .
r And woman petting It talks Sense, ,'
When man proposes a new bonnet ' '
" ""man snies at toe expense-
Phenomena like these, and others, ,
y suise surprised observers dumb,
But they will Know by these . same tokens
, That the millennium has come.
'. . ." . Bomervllle Journal.
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.1 Hw, T. ft Hensotu D. D In a sermon
t Cblosgo ion "The New Woman,"
.brought, his ful). store of sarcasm to
bear on the subject, and most unmerci
fully picked her to pieces. He took for
Ms text .the passage which reads:
"Simon, seeert thou thta woman?" "The
ihtlptt s pWrtform, press and parlor
have discoursed about the new woman,
Which, parson to the result of on of
Information, Partly Grave,
and Partly Gay.
the fads of our time." said Dr. Henson.
"Through ages of time and vast periods
of evolution man has attained what
you now see. Wtimin passing through
a like period of tranftltUm will come out
at no distant day a n-w creature, one
that will .be tmniortaL Hut Judging
from tha extraordinary creatures one
dots see In the iurks laitely. with ci
tumes clinging to them like bathing
suit to a mummy, or going to the
other extreme ami muklng .tlwm look
like a balloon, there Is nothing like It In
the heavens above or the earth beneath.
Others dress with tin lr hair frlzxwl nivd
banged, pompadour or frilled, wl'th a
little bit of ornument on top. The new
woman of today Is a slRht to scandalise
tlve gods. Klne fttheis make fine
birtla. but new fashions do not muke
the new wunmn. Women's heuds may
bo fllhd with nvw fatls, poodles. rnlltr
skates, a Ptampide for the bike or
.,!.. ..in), f Jills, but new fads do
not constitute the new woman. She
nviy aspire to take the part of the mux
culine in the tore. in the shop ttnd In
the otllee, to tuke the part of tho mas
culine in the legislature, and it may be
possible to take the part of the preaelier
In th pulpit, ami the Lord only knows
in w hat direction h? may bretik out
next; but along with It all comes a new
ptuWem-the problem of marriage and
woman's prnT Hphere. 1 do not be
lieve women, are all angels. I believe
the scriptural record that woman nt
the first was a fatal tempter, and Hhe
will be to .the last. Woman is a sinner,
so let's be done with nonsense and tell
the Iwnest truth. Woman needs to be
mad. over before she is tit to attain to
tn immortal blessedness. But she Isn't
going to be made over by any man mil
liner. He that made her must make
her over, and then you will have a new
woman."
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THE FIRST PAT
What is it tills the father's heart
With pride and jay enough to start
A first-class wholesale blessing mart?
A boy!
What makes a father kick his heels
High In the air? What most reveals
The wild, tumultuous Joy he feels?
A boy!
ti-hnf mjiltB the father want to sing
Like forty thousand birds in spring
And bet he's papa to a King t
A boy!
What makes a father ten times glad?
What Is the greatest living ad.
That he Is really a dad?
A boy!
Detroit Free Press.
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Here ts what Princrf Bismarck said
to a deputation of Silesian ladles on
May 13: "I always regret that so little
Influence in politics is allowea to tno
better half of the human race. I do
not expect ladies to deliver speeches in
parliament, but I believe that the re
sults of our elections would be more
national and more satisfactory If they
were more under female Influence than
now. Honest German women, wives'
and mothers, do not appear In public
as socialists, and I therefore believe
that female sympathy with our politi
cal institutions is a much stronger bul
wark against social democracy than
our revolution bill would have been if
It had been passed."
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THE NEW WOMAN:
Cincinnati Woman How does the new
woman idea take in your city?
Chicago Woiman-Not worth a tent.
W hat we want is new husbands. Ex
Change. "The coming woman" has a fellow wait
ing for her In the front parlor who wants
to ask a question. Chicago Inter-Ocean.
The test of the new woman will como
when Bhe has to break in the new girl.
Albany Argus.
President of the Woman's Club (rap
ping on her desk) The lady Is out of or
der! Lady (excitedly) Isn't my hat on
straight? New York World.
One of the great questions of the day:
"Will the new woman drink tea like a man,
or will she continue to sip It with a spoon
after the fashion of a bird?" Milwaukee
Journal.
Slowly and painfully, with her hand
grasping the stair rail, the new Woman is
ascending to the aula to Join the roller
skate, the pigs In the clover puzzle and
Trilby. Atchison Globe.
Kthel That M!ss Peart from Chicago
doesn't Intend to get loft.
Alice Why?
Kthel Well, you see, she wears a heart
shaped locket, and when the young fel
lows ask her to open It they don't see some
other chap's face but a neat little sen
tence, " To Let!"-Iota,
Aunt Ann Do you mean to tell me that
them Hlflles a r tonally served claret at
thfilr gatherlns? How wicked!
Maud Edith (who sampled some of the
punch) Not wicked, aunty, merely weak.
Cincinnati Tribune,
Mr. Prownstone There Is one thing I
welcome In the advent of the emanci
pated woman.
( Mrs. Tlrownstone What Is that, dear?
Mr, Brownstone It will settle the servant-girl
question forever. New Turk
World. ...
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Mrs. H. B. Stephens, of Denver, Col.,
Is a thoroughly practical' and popular
suffragist. She Is vice-chairman of the
Republican City Central ;C01rimlttee,
and Is noted for her success lit organ
ized work for the Republican ; party.
Mrs. Stephens Is a small woman, but
brimful of energy and executive ability,
tireless In her efforts 1n the' Suffrage
league, giving freely of time and money
to advance Its Interests She made the
first suffrage flag In Colorado 'and or
ganized the Capitol Hill Women's Re
publican league,' which numbers nine
hundred members.. In addition, to alt
this she owns a newspaper, the Wo
man Voter, of which her husband Is
editor; but she attends to all the busi
ness portion of the enterprise. She has
a beautiful noma In Denver, and pleads
guilty to itwo hobbles politics and
china. '.Her collection of rare old china
Is the largest In the wnL
SHE HAD HIM:"' " " ' '
Mrs. Newed-iHow are (he- biscuits,
George? " f '. y
Newed A. trifle heavy,, oaerest,
' Mrs. NAAnd. the soup? . , i j '
N. Too much seasoning In 1U '
Mrs. N. And the duck? 1 ''
, N. Done a little too much. "
i Mrs. JN. I'm so sorry, dear,, that your
dinner does not suit .you. Tour mother
prepared it New, Orleans Times-Democrat,
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HAD BEEN THERE:
At a negro wedding when tbt clergyman
read the words, "love, honor and obey,"
the bridegroom Interrupted him and said:
"Read dat again, sah: read t once mo';
so's de lady kin hatch de full solemnity
ob de meanln'. I's been married befo'."
The vexed question of conjugal obedience
was settled by Spurgeon In a characterise
tlo way. In an address at the marriage of
a daughter of a friend be spoke thus to
the bride about her future lord: "Let him
bo the head, and do you be the neck, and
turn him which way you please." i'hlla.
delphla Times.
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SELECTED RECIPES:
Red Currant Jam. Take the currants at
the height of thi'lr season, the finest that
can be had, free from dust, but gathered
on a dry day: strip them with great care
from the stalks, weigh and put them Into
a preserving pan, with three pounds of the
best sugar reduced to powder to four
pounds of the fruit; stir thorn gently over
a brisk clear lire, and boll them exactly
eight miinit-s from tho tlrst full boll. As
the Jam Is apt to rise over the top of the
pan. It Is better not to till It more than
two-thirds, and if this precaution should
not bo suttlelent to prevent It, It must t9
lifted from the lire for an Instant. To
many tastes a still finer Jam than this
(which we ttnd sufficiently sweet) may le
made with an equal weight of fruit and
sugar boiled together for seven mlnuu.
There should bo great exactness with re
spect to the time, as both the llnvor and
brillliitit color of the preserve will bo In
jured by longer bulling.
Itlnckherry Jam. For blackberry Jam
allow three-quarters of a pound of mignr
to a pound of fruit. Mix the sugar with
the fruit and set It at the back of the lire
till the Jnlcrt begins to show, mnsliliig the
fruit a little to assist In the process.
Then bring the fruit forward und let it
cook, stirring It repeutedly for about nn
hour. It must boil rather rni'..lly to he-
come properly reduced. Test It before put
ting It In the Jurs by cooling a little of It
to see that it baa become properly thl.'k
ened. Pour It Into porcelain niarmalndo
Jars and let It cool for twenty-four hours
before sealing It up. Press brandy pa
pers close over the Jum. These consist
simply of white paMd dipped In brundy.
Seal up the marmalade Jars with paper,
using the whltj of un egg for mucilage.
Tie u layer of cotton batting over each
Jar to make nssuranee doubly sure that
It will keep. Mark each Jar separately
with Its contents when you put It awuy,
Tllackberry Roly-Poly Tud ling. Shred
four ounces of suet finely and add a pinch
of salt, three-quarters of a pound of Hour
nnd three-quarters of a teaspoonful of
baking powder: mix with cold water to
muke a stiff paste, roll It out twice as long
as wide and the third of nn Inch think:
spread evenly with ripe bllrkberrles and
leave nn inch nnd a half without fruit at
the edges; roll up, pinch the ends nnd side
edges securely, and wet to make them ad
here: lay the pudding In the center of a
rinsed and llourcd cloth, roll It and fasten
the ends securely, then plunge Into boil
ing wnter nnd boil stendily for two hours;
turn out for Bervlng nnd send sweet sauce
to tuble with it.
Blackberry Shortcake. To make black
berry shortcake sift together half a
pound of flour, a coffeespoonful each of
salt and sugar and two spoonfuls of bak
ing powder. Work Into this mixture a
quarter of a pound of butter; add grad
ually two gills of cold boiled milk; mix
quickly with a knife; dredge flour over the
moulding board and turn the paste upon It;
toss with the knife until It Is floured; pat
It gently with a floured rolling pin, and
roll it down to half an inch thlnckness;
put a plate on top of the paste and cut
around it. Grease a baking tin, put the
rounds upon it and bake. When done,
make an incision round the center of the
edge and tear apart. Arrange a layer of
the berries on one half of the cake, dredge
with fine sugar; place the other half on
the berries; cover the top with the largest
berries; add a liberal quantity of sugar
and serve. A mixture of whipped white
of egg and sugar Is sometimes added to
the top layer, and It Is plac?d in the oven
a moment to set.
Raspberry Dessert. Put one ptnt of
fully ripe fresh raspberries Into a porcelain-lined
sauce pan. with two tablespoon
fula of water and three tablespoonfuls of
pulverizoxl sugar. Place the saucepan
over the Are, shaking It continually until
the Juice flows freely. Before the rasp
berries lose thalr shape entirely take
them out carefully. Now, boll the syrup
till clear and pour It out. Rcat to a cream
a piece of butter the size of an egg, add a
tablespoonful of pulverized sugar, a ta
blespoon ful of grated bread crumbs, two
drops of almond flavoring and the yolks
of two eggs (well beaten). Mix oil thor
oughly togother and add the whites of two
eggs whipped to a frooth. Now, have
some small, deep patty pans, line them
with good pastry, put the raspberries on
this, pour over them the syrup, and spread
the mixture on top of all. Bake half an
hour in a brisk oven.
Raspberry Jelly. Crush the raspberries
and strain them through a wet cloth. Put
the Juice Into a prescerving pan with
three-quarters of a pound of hot, but not
burnt sugar, to ono pound of Juice; boil it
ten minutes and tak.' care that It does
not darken; remove the pan off the fire,
strain the Juice through a bag and pour
It into pots. Do not touch the bag until
all the Jelly has passed through, else It
may become thick.
Raspberry Jam. Use three-quarters of a
pound of sugar to a pouml of fruit. First
boll the fruit alono a few minirtes, thn
add the sugar. Roll three-quarters of an
hour, stirring well. Kill littl? Jars or
glarses whllo the Jam Is boiling hot; when
the glasses are cold, cover them first with
papers soaked in sweet oil or brandy,
and then with second papers moistened
with the whites of eggs, and pressed
against the sides of the glasses to ex
clude the air.
Spiced Currants, Thes? form one of the
most"Tfillclotis meat relishes thnt the gar
den affords. Tako two pounds of sugar,
one pint of vinegar, a teaspoonful onch
of mace and cloves and half a teaspoon
ful of cinnamon, tho same of all-spice, nnd
a small piece of ginger root. Pso tho
ground spices and put them In a muslin
bag with half a dozen peppercorns, nnd
then put them Into the boiled and
skimmed vinegar and sugar. While hot,
put tho currants In and allow them to
cook gently for abou ten minutes. Then
put all into a stone Jar, cover It and put
anlde to cool. . The next day drnln nil the
liquor from the currants, heat It, and
pour It (boiling hot) over the fruit again.
Always do this for six consecutive days,
boiling down the liquor the last time till
there Is Just enough to cover the fruit. It
Is very rich and nlco.
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Apple Dessert. An elegant way to use
apples for a dinner dessert or a luncheon
Is to remove the cores, steam them until.
tonder, and then fill the hollow left by
taking out the core with candled fruit.
Select apples that are large and tart nnd
have red skins. For the Ailing In eight
apples Mrs. Itorer uses four ounces of
candled cherries and two of candled pine
apples. Chop the fruits and simmer In s,
half cupful of sugar and a cupful of water.
Arrange the apple when cooked on an Ice
cream dish or a chop plate; nil the centers
heapdng full of the fruit, drain It free
from the syrup. Boll the syrup until
thick as honey, flavor with vanilla or
good sherry, and baste the apples with It.
Serve cold with whipped cream heaped
around the apples Just before serving.
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AN UNSAFE RIBK:
"I shall not see you again, my dear, for
some time. I am going on the continent
for a couple of months."
"Indeed! Does your husband go with
you?"
"No. Business matters necessitate hit
staying In town."
, "And doesn't object to your going away
and leaving him behind alone?"
"Not In the least."
"Then If you take my advice, at a mar
ried woman who has had more experience
than you have, you will stay at home."
Judy.
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HEALTH HINTS:
Treatment for Ivy Poisoning. Bathe the
part with Castile soap and lukewarm
water, then dab on several times dally a
muxture of the fluid extract of grlndelta
robusta in the proportion of half an
ounce to one pint of water.
For the immedlto treatment of a recent
sprain pressure Is of paramount Impor
tance. This should be applied as follows:
The Joint say the ankle, for Instance Is
placed at a right angle (or, if possible, at
less than a right angle) with the leg, then
cotton-wool or ordinary cotton batting Is
applied evenly over the foot from the toes
upward to ths middle of the leg. The
amount of wool must be considerable;
loosely applied. It should bo fully three
Inches In depth. Over this Is applied the
bandage from thei toes upward, which Is
drawn as tight as possible. There Is no
danger of making too much pressure, pro
vided there la sulllclent cotton-wool. This
usually alleviates pain Immediately by
affording pressure to tho blood vessels
and keeping the part at rest. The band-
ago and wool ar removed at the end of a
few days, a week at the longest, and care
fully Instituted passive movement Is em
ployed; then the dressing Is reapplied to
prevent further effusion. In ten to four
teen days eol ton-wool may bo dispensed
with and the support of un ordinary flan
nel roller substituted. The patient is uble
to use the Injured Joint after about three
weeks In the majority of severe sprains.
In sprains of slight severity massage may
be begun at once with excellent results,
and In old sprains massugu Is by fur tho
most appropriate treatment and Indispens
able In order to effect a cure. Heat nnd
cold are the best temporary methods .f
relieving congestion, and do no harm If
not employed too long.
The origin of specllic fevers ts frepuently
a mystery. It appears that thoso vast
emporln, dubbed mugiiains do nouveautes,
which enjoy an ever-Increasing popular
ity, may constitute dangerous foci of
zymotlo Infection, and that the source cf
this may bo traced to tho far east. Thi're
are, In fact, good grounds for suspicion
against tho picturesquely gaudy carpets
manufactured by the natives which are
nowadays so extensively purchased. Could
the buyers visit the unventlluted dens in
which the articles are woven by Individ
uals, whose notions of hygleno are of the
crudest, they would hesitate before admit
ting them into their houses.
Feed th? eliuby at regular hours, every
three hours, and only once during tho
night. Irregular feeding will make a bnhy
look HI, as well as become ill; the child
will thrive If tho mother glveB strict at
tention to tho feeding. Give It a bath ev
ery day of Its life; tho temperature of tho
bath water can ba tested by dipping your
own bared elbow into the water. What
ever Is grateful warmth to your elbow
will be neither too warm nor too cool for
the baby. After buthlng him dry the skin
and rub him all over his body very gently
with sweet oil. The oil is fattening and
prevents catching cold. Let him have his
own bed a crib, cot or cradb. He must
have all of his duy clothing removed at
night and put on underclothes and a night
gown especially kept for Ji'.ght wear.
One Remedy for Dyspepsia. Take ono
teaspoonful of the phosphate of sodium
in a teacupful of balling water before
every meal or ono hour after meals, which
ever is the more agreeable. Take a table
spoonful of pepto-mangan In half a glass
of milk or water between meals for six
woeks. Immediately after eating each
meal take ten drops of the tincture of nux
vomica In. a wlneglassful of water. Take
for six weeks. Sponge the body from
head to foot with hot salt water every
night for three months.
Mouth dyspepsia Is coming to be a very
common disorder. It Is indeed rare to
find adult persons whose teeth are entire
ly sound. Dr. Rittcr, of Berlin, has men
tioned 037 persons of whom 4U0 were under
10 years of age. Of the entlro number
only forty-one, or a trifle more than 6 per
cent, were found to have perfectly sound
teeth. It has been demonstrated repeat
edly that a dcayed tooth Is frequently the
starting point of a pyaemlc process, nnd
It has also been shown that tubercular
and other disease germs may find en
trance to the body through cavities in d"
raying teeth. Constnnt cleansing of the
teeth is recommended.
Irrespective of the mechanical function
of the teeth, food which goes Into the
stomach Incompletely mingled with saliva
passes slowly and imperfectly through tho
process of stomach digestion. Therefore,
as a sanitary muxlm of no mean value,
teach the children to cat slowly and in
giving this Instruction by example the
teacher, as well as the pupil, may receive
a benefit,
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IN THE TIME TO COME:
He Does your mother ever let you go to
the theater by yourself?
She Dear me, no; notunless I have a
young man with me. Judge.
"Were you able to catch the speaker's
eye?" asked the woman rnnprpsaimtn nf
another in the year 2000 A. D.
"Well, rather. I wore my nnvy blue
bloomers and heliotrope shirt waist, nnd
he couldn't keen his eves off mi. "Th
Pathfinder.
"I thought you were going to learn to
lovo me," ho sighed.
"Have patlcnoj," she returned calmly.
"I propose taking that matter up Just as
soon as I learn meat pies and pillow
shams. Yes." Detroit Tribune.
"The next thing you know," said Undo
Allen Rrinrka. "rh .m urlll I. a ,inmnM,i
a woman's edition of tho pockethook, and
men mere's going to bo trouble." Chi
cago Tribune.
Wadsworth Well, well, well! If this
Isn't Blllle Brown. How are you, old
man, anyway?
The Late Jtlllle Brown I nm not Illllle
Brown nny longer. I'm Mr. S'mpkins. I
have married since we met last. Indian
apolls Journal.
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HOUSEHOLD HELPS:
Tonquln benns make a delicious sachet,
Imparting a delicate and lasting odor.
Things Which Make th? Housekeeper's
Work Enslor: Rubbing lamp chimneys
with a little kerosene on a niece of news
paper. Mixing a teaspoonful of powdered
alum wltn stove polish. Spreading soft
soap over a mildewed spot and exposing
It to tho sun. Removing grass stains by
rubbing with molasses before washing.
To remember that to make potatoes m?nly
they must be taken from the water nnd
drained as soon as they ran be readily
pierced with a fork, covered with a folded
towel and kept hot for fifteen minutes.
Cleaning sticky lamp burners by boiling
In strong soda water and then scouring
the burners with supollo. Broiling deli
cate flsh In paper. To remember that
quirk boiling and cnreless skimming nro
the causes of cloudy soup. That If ono
has not backbono enough to shako a rug,
It can be hung over the line, brushed off
with the broom, and, after being Inld
down again, gone over with a damp broom,
thereby taking the fine dust out, That
andirons, fenders and lumps mado of
wrought Iron can have the dust taken
from them by taking a cotton cloth verv
slightly dampened with kerosene.
A solution of ammonia cleanses sinks
and drain pipes. Ammonia takes finger
marks from paint. Ammonia in dishwater
brightens silver. Ammonia In water keeps
nnnneia sort. Ammonia is good In wash
ing lace and fine muBlln, Ammonia
cleanses hair brushes. Ammonia bleaches
yellowed flannels. Ammonia brightens
winuows ana looking glasses,
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ONE THING ADMIRABLE!.
Ait least there is that about the new
woman which gives us reason to hope that
the highest object of her ambition will not
be to Invest her fortune In the purchase of
a foreign title. Pittsburg Dispatch,
r
PERHAPS SO: . .
They've swiped our ties, our hats and
coats,
But ono thing Tt they lack, oht
When women try to get our votes
I'M
iWUl they chew, our plug tobacco t
What is
Castoria Is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infiints .
and Children. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute)
for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor OH
It is Pleasant. Its guarantee Is thirty years' use by
Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays
feverlshness. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd
cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. Castoria relieves
teething troubles, cares constipation and flatulency.'
': Castoria assimilates the food, regulates the Btomach
.' and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Casa
I '
toria is tho Children's Panacea the Mother's Friend .
v
'I
Castoria.
"Castoria Is an excellent medicine for chil
dren. Mothera have repeatedly told mo of its
good effect upon their children."
Ds. a. 0. Osoood,
Lowell, Mass,
" Castoria Is the best remedy for children of
Which I am acquainted. I hope the day Is not
far distant when mothers wllloonsMor tho real
Interest of their children, and use Castoria in
stead of thevariousquacknostrumswhlchare
destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium,
morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtful
agents down their throats, thereby sending
tliem to premature graves."
Da, J. P. KmcnxLoi,
Conway, Ark.
The Centaur Company, TT
to our patrons:
Washburn.Crosby Co. wish to assure their many pat
rons that they will this year hold to their usual custom
of inilliuR STRICTLY OLD WHEAT until the new crop
is fully cured. New wheat is now upon the market, ana
owing to the excessively dry weather many millers are
of the opinion that it Ls already cured, and in proper
condition for milling. Washburn-Crosby Co. will tako
no risks, and Mill allow the new wheat fully threa
months to mature before grinding.
This careful attention to every detail of milling has)
placed Washburn-Crosby Co.'a flour far above other
brands.
rTwl
MEGABGEL
Wholesale Agents.
BRON mo
Bolts, Nuts, Bolt Ends, Turnbuckles, Washers, . Riv
ets, Horse Nails, Files, Taps, Dies, Tools and Sup
plies. Sail Duck for mine use in stock.
SOFT - STEEL - HORSE - SHOES,
And a full stock of Wagon Makers' Supplies, Wheels,
' Hubs, Rims, Spokes, Shafts, Poles, Bows, etc,
TTEIIEIB
SCRANTON, PA.
OAK BILL STUFF.
THE COIllEilONWEALTH LUEIBER CO
TELEPHONE 422.
EVERY WOIViAN
im nMdi nlliblc,
tot purati orup aooaiu o uaea. ujguiuiunimitn
Dr. PcaPc Pennyroyal Pills
TWtn praapt, nf iri nrlsla In renlt The nsslns (Dr. Fnl'i) mw dinpt
mist. Seiturvhuv.il .80. AA&nm I'm, MSBUJUIC COm UTUod, O.
For by JOHN H. PHELPS.
sprue Streatt Scranton Pa.
Pennyroyal pills
vniMM mmm omit &
ivMwaMtaitoltoM. iDraf,u, trials.
iM,?iil,(ttr. k,rfai
way. IT11UIH, la ia u a,
Mr auM rurti.Fpi. i
MtoWlsnlBtwiMt,
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Castoria. '
" Castoria Is so well adapted to children that
I recommend it as superior to any preacrfpUon
known to me."
H. A, AacHxa, M. D.,
Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. T,
"Our physicians In the children's depart
ment have spoken highly of thalr experi
ence In their outside practice with Castoria,
and although we only bare among out
medical supplies what Is known as regular
products, yet we are free to confess that tha
merits of Castoria has won us to look with
favor upon it."
UMITXD BosPITAt, MO DlSPXXSABTt
Boston, alasS
Ann C Rhitb. Prrj..
Murray Street, New York City.
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22 Commonwealth
ii Bid', Scranton, Fa.
BMnthly, mulatto; nudlsta. Onlr aimls) nil
CONNELL
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Pharmacist cor, Wyoming Avanu and
,
Bsts to Sort Throat, Fhnplcs, Oororr-Oolored
paw, AebM, Old Boret, Uloara In Month, Half
iWlntf Writ (!Mk BssMsr Cs SOT sta
MalsTemlChlsM,llMor proof! of onm.
Oaltal rVM.PMlenttoiradalse raws
RAIUIOADTIME-TABLES,
Central Railroad of New Jersey. "
(Lehigh and busqaeuaana Divlsioa
Anthracite coal used exclusively, lnaur
Sng piaianiineifi and cojuf ort.
X1MK TABLK IN ISKKiJOT JUNE t,
Trains leave Scranton for Plttston.
Vvllkes-Barre, etc, at .. Mb, U.0 amV.
l.U. 2.00, 3.06, 5.00. t.ltf p. to. Uuaduys, .W
a. m., 1.00, S.1S. 7.10 p. m.
For Atlantic: City, ISO a.m. '
For New York. Newark and Elizabeth.
t.'eu (express) a. m., 1.3 (express with Hu(
fet parlor car), 1.05 (express) p.m. Sun
day, 2.16 p. m. Train leaving 1.23 p. m.
arrives at Philadelphia, Reading Term.
Inal. 6.21 p. m. and New York .4S p. in.
For Mauch Chunk, Allentown. Bethle.
hem, Eaaton and Philadelphia, 1.20 am
l.ia. S.Uo. 6.00 (except Philadelphia) p. iiu
Bunday, 1.15 p.m.
For Long Branch, Ocean Grove, ate,, at
8.20 a. m. (through couch), VM p. in.
For Read Ine, Lebanon and Harrlsburs.
via Allentown. H.20 a. m.. 1.23, 6.W p.
Sunday, J.1S p.m.
For r'ottaville. 8.20a, m.. 1.2S p. n.
Returning;, leave New York, foot of Lib.
erty street. North river, at 4.10 (express
a.m.. 1.10, 1.30, i.M (express with Buffet
parlor car) p.m. Sunday, 4.39 a.m.
Leave Philadelphia, Reading Terminal1,
.00 am., 2.00 and 4.30 p.m. Sunday tL'il
a.m.
Through tickets to all points at lowest
rates may be had on application In ad.
vance to the ticket agent at the station.
H. P. BALDWIN,
Qen. Pass. Acaata
S. H. OLHAUSEK. Gen. BupU
I)el Luck, and Western.
Kffect Monday, Juno 24, IMS.
Trains leave Scranton as follows: Ex.
press for New York und all points Bast,
1.40, 2.&0, d.lj, 8.03 and O.ii am. UK and i.'A
p.m.
Express for Enston, Trenton, Philadel
phia and tha south, 6.13, 8.00 and D.tjS a.m.a
12.W and 3.34 p.m.
Washington and way stations, t.SS p.ra,
Tobylianna accommodation, 10 p.m.
Express for Blnghamton, Oswego, El.
mlra. Corning, Bath, Dunsvlllo, Mount
Morris and Buffalo, 12.10, 2.35 a.m, and 1.2t
p.m., making closo connections at Buf
falo to all points In the Went, Northwest
and Southwest.
Hath accommodation, t a.m.
Hinghauiton and way stations, 12.37 p.m.
Nicholson accommodation, at 4 p. to, an
6.10 p. m..
Binchumton and Elmlra Express, 6.01
p.m.
Express for Cortland, Syracuse, Oswegu
Utita, and Klchtleld Springs, 2.35 am. ouj
1.24 p.m.
Ithaca, 2.35 and Bath 9 e m. and 1 21 p.m.
For Northumberland, Plttston, 'WIlK.s
Burre, Plymouth, Bloomsburg and Dan.
ville, making close connections at North,
umberlaud for Williamsport, Harrtsbuig.
Baltimore, Washington and th. Bouth.
Northumberland and Intermediate sta
Hons, COO, 6.56 a.m. and 1.30 and i.97 p.m.
Nantlcoke and intermediate stations.
SOS and 11.20 a.m. Plymouth and Inter
mediate stations, 3.40 and tX2 p.m.
Pullman parlor and sleeping coached oa
all express trains
For detailed Information, pocket time
tables, etc., apply to 11. L Smith, city)
ticket office, &h Laukawunaa avenue, oa
depot ticket office.
May 12, 1805.
Train leaves Buranton for Philadelphia
and New York via D. & H. R. R. at 7.4J
a. rn., 12.nG. 1.20, 2.3S and 11.38 p. m., via D..
L. & W. 1L K., 6.00, 8.0a, 1L20 a. tn and 1.S0
p. m.
Leave Scranton for Plttston and 'Wilkes.
Earre, via D., L. ft W. Ii. H., 6.00, 8.0S, 11.29
a. m., 8.59, 6.07, 8.C2 p. m.
Leave Scranton for 'White Haven, Ha.
zkton, Pottsvllle and all points on tha
Kenver Meadow and Pottsvllle branches,
via B. & W. V. R. K., 6.40 a.m.. via D. & H.
R. R. at 7.45 a. rn., 12.05, 1.20, 2.53, 4.00 p. m.,
via P., L. & W. R. R. 6.00, 8.0S, 11.20 a. m.,
1.30, 3.D0 p. m.
Leave Scranton for Bethlehem, Easton,
Reading, HarriKburg and all Intermedials
points via t. ft H. R. R 7.4G a.m., 12.(6.
1.20, 2.3S. 4.00, 11.38 p. m., via D., U & W. R.
R.. 6.00, 8.08, 11.20 a. m., 1.30 p. m.
Leave Scranton for Tur.khannock, To
vronda, Elmlra, Ithaca, Geneva and all
Intermediate points via D. H. R. R., 8.4S
a.m., 12.06 and 11.35 p.m., via V., I & W.
R. R., 8.08, .55 a.m.. 1.30 p.m.
Leave Scranton for Rochester, Buffalo,
Nlapara Falls, Potroit, Chicago and all
point west via P. ft H. R. R., 8.45 a.m.,
12.05, H.15, 11.36 p.m., via P., L. & W. R. R.
and Pittston Junction. 8.08, 955 a.m., 1.0.
J.50 p.m., via E. & W. V. K. R 3.41 p.m.
For Elmlra and the west via Salamanca.
Via D. ft H. R. K . 8.45 a.m., 12.05, 6.05 p.m..
via D.. L. A V. R, It., 6. OS, .5a a.m., l.-J.
and 6.07 p.m.
Pullman parlor nnd uleeplnp or L. V.
chair enrs on all trains between L ft E.
Junction or Wilken-Barre and New Tork.
Philadelphia, Puftalo, and Suspension
Bridge.
ROLLIN H. WILBUR, Gen. Supt.
CHAS.S.LEK.Oen.Pnss. Agt, Phlla., Pv
A. W. NOKN'EMACHER, ApsU Gca.
Fas. Act. South llethlcbem. Pa.
. DELAWARE AND
HUDSON RAIL-
ROAD.
Commenoins Monday;
day, July SO, all trains
willarrtve at new Lack,
awanna avenue statloa
an follow;
Trains will leave Bcran
ton Itatlos for Carbondale and In
termediate points at 2.20, MJ, 7.00, (.25 and
10.10 a.iu., 12.00, U0, 3.55, 6.12, 6.U, J-3, t-ls
and 11.20 p.m.
For Farview, Wajrnart mi Honesdal
at 140, i.25 and 10.19 a.m.,12.00. 2.20 and 6.1
p.tn.
For Albany, Earatoea, tha- Adirondack
and Montreal at 5.45 ajn. and 2.20 p.m.
For Wllkea-Barro and Intermediate!
, olnta at 7.46. 8 .41. t.3S and 10.46 a.m.. 12.CSJ
1.20, 2.28, 4.00, 6.10. .E. IM and 11.23 p.m.
Trains will arrive at Scranton stalloil
from Carbondals and Intermediate pointy
at 7.40. 140. (.34 and 10.40 a.m.. 11.00, U7A4ts
L40, 4 64, 6.66, 7.46. 9.U and 1L23 pm.
From HoDARdale, Warmort and Fas
view at Mt a-m., 12.00, L17, &4Q, fi.ES ani
7.46 p.m.
From Montreal, Saratoga Albany et&s
at 4.54 and 11. S3 p.m.
From Wtlkcs-Barr and Intermtdlafrt
points at 2.15, 6.04. 10.06 And 11.65 a.m, liU
9.S4, 2.23. 6.10, 6.0S, 7.20, 9.03 and 11.U fi.nv
Eric and Wyoming Valley.
Trains leave 8crantott fof New Tortl
and Intcrmediato points on tho Erl9 rail,
road at 7.00 a. m. and 3.24 p. m. Also for
HoneKdale, Hawley and local points as
7.00, 9.40 a. m. and 8.24 p. m.
All the above are through trains to an
from Honecdale.
Train for Lake Ariel 6.10 p. m.
Trains leave for Wllkei-Barrs at LS 4
m. and 3.46 p. m.
CRANTUN PIVIAION.
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Norm Round.
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Mng-ers.
vecure- rites via Ontario Western before?
rraroharing tickets and nave money, liar as
NlhgtKipresstoWie West.
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