THE SCHANTON TRIBUNE WEDNESDAY - MORNHTCI. - JULY 3, 1893. v W Neighbors DoWd the tWILRES-BRRRE. Tke Trlbane has opened a branch of t atyNe. 29, Lanlng bulU.ng. rubllc iAre. Wllkes-Barre. for tha transaction business. The publishers propose to tend the circulation of The Tribune In "keavBarre And surrounding towns. V,to that end will present a very com department of Luzerne county news. J ecu in this undertaking depend placed solely upon the superiority Tribune as a purveyor of all the the day domestic, foreign, local, ftalAhd financial. Tho general in if the people of Wilkcs-Biirre ami le Wyoming valley will have !n The Trlb- fie an earnest advocate, editorially an-i horwlse. It is the purpose of the pub- Ihers to Issue a newspaper i vaiuaoio tho general puono ei the motropoiimn lira, and deliver it to the people hrouirhout northeastern Pennsylvania m three In five hours earlier thiin the Philadelphia and NewcYork paper cati CONFIRMATION DAY. meat Administered nt the 1 al.rBC Borough by the Itishop. 'eoterday- morning Rt. Rev. lllshop ex' of Scranton, with many of the riirleats of the German Catholic Church, participated In the services of confirmation at the new German Cath olic church at Lucerne borough, with Revv Father Stelrtklrchner In charge. Before mass a processional was formed t the' pastor's residence. The acolytes were the advance nnd those were ful lowad by Rt. Rev. Bishop O'llan. Very Rev. P. C. Nagle. Rev. Father Feeley. Jit.c9.!U) Rich mass was celebrated bv Ray. Charles Von Welden. of this city. Mid, Very Rev. P. C. Nagle, pastor of Bt..' Nicholas", preached the sermui. t&krhg as hte subject the sacrament of confirmation. . The choh sung the "Satv?ta Maria" Tiass, alto and soprano, composed by Cart . Kramer, of Wtlkes-narre. John Kem merer, of this icty, acting as or sranlit At, the close of tho mass the right reverend bishop speke briefly on the strength and grace received In confirm ation and of tow the conflrmant should llve to correspond with th-es? grac"?. Savetity were confirmed and half the number were adults. ' Thla church was dedicated two years ago, and has a neat and roomy interior, and ground room sufficient for a con siderable enlargement of the church bulldtnar. when it Is needed. Next to the church Is a school, where the sisters t the (Mallnkrodt convent teach the MilMrcm A alotM' hnm In now beiniT JK and will soon be completed. The kor has occupied his new home since prlt LEE MADDEN DROWNED. Daad Bodv of the Missing Child V Found In tho fiver. Monday afternoon about' 1 o'clock vMdden, the litt'e 11-year-old son isK C. Madde. the well-known n;..aiaaweared from his home "-e4ace, and although Mr. uiMhanttd' for the hoy until 2 j lock yesterday tnornlng, no trace of fllB OOtlllt - Sn.,nA nl BtftfV AHA it "he had been kidnapped. " Hs lad axmetojriaw with some other xys, en tbeyr Asoordlna; to their own story, went down to the river, and clayed along the shore. Finally the L i. .. 1M..tn T dA alAnn vya mil cwne . e j . ic-ahu - " " ae. error alone, mining. This was the 1st that his playmates saw of him. .Th theory of kidnapping was held to jf aB until yesterday afternoon about 4 0elseli when soma of Contractor E. r. Tjmt men, who were working be WtM old slaughter house, near the nd of the river, saw the body of a boy n the river and pulled it out, when it Wved to be that of young Madden. It as? taken to . his father's home, 19 MtoTlAev AfaeA. and then It was that the true story of the accident came ouft. The fcoyi had been in swlmrnrhg be low the' Island, contrary to tlelr par ents orders, and young MafJden had get on veyona nis aepmana was drowned before the eyes of ills terrified toelp Trirn. They were afraid to ten Mr. saddest that Lee was drowned, so they eoncoofed the tysij that he had been left ftJthe woods by the river when the trtherrjr went further up the bank, lln'jfte small boys stuck to this tale nAnlmously. . Toung Madden was a right hoy, and was the oldest of Mr. iadderi's family. The unfortunate parents are nearly distracted with grief mw tha sad fat of their child fl-nd tbey jiar-tho. sympathy of the entire community In their affliction. '-, osinsaoratlre Day Programme. The following programme will be ob served 't- the Wyoming Commemora tive ass nrltttrin exercises at .Wyoming rnonument at .30 a. m. today. ktar span sled Banner." UuatC, Itarch, "Wyoralns" Alexander - Ninth Reginuit Band. Prayer;' Rev. Carld Craft, Lawrenceville, Fa. iCostc. Overture, '.'Poet and Peasant," . tsuppe Ninth Regiment Band, president's Address, Captain Alvln Parsons rarnat Bolo. "Columbia". Rolllnson Richard Oendall. Hyma, -America, sTsstK a) r si mnA A nrl Iaviia Historical Addrees, mr . . v I Music, Sextet, "Lucia" Donlxettl Historical Paper, "A Wyoming Hero- me of the Revolution," . Mrs. Miles L. Peck, Bristol, Conn. Brief Impromptu Addresses. MustOa "Nearef ty Ood to Thee",,. Mason ' - NlnS fcegtmant Band. Announcement of Death of Members. Music, Overture, "Light Cavalry". ..Suppe " ' Ninth Regiment Band. Btnedlctlon.i'....- Rv. N. O. Parke, D.D. "Auld Lang gyne " FsMsStiei of Mrs Wlsichester. . was held yesviflay afternoon with ser vices In 8L Stephen's church, Rev. Dr. H. U Jones offleMttaf, assisted by Rev. Mr. Harden. The ody . was taken on Woodbury. Vf 4yMehln4, lhl" cltjr at l.tt p. a. A nnrober of relatives and frtenfis were In the church. The pall--rst were: J. M. Butter, J. O. Miller, S. TtuAav W. P. Ryman. H. W. tt' f end T. C North. Interment ;:t.;. in Hollenback cemetery. r' -K.;; Atsftfer Denver. V." !rj teaohers taA others T norning over the Penm. ' for Denver tinder the " National Educational e Oloago end North- 1,1 'jwi .Paoino railroads j I s Rockwell. Miss 1 " tr, Mrs. Banker, . . -t, Miss Randall, - ::.'t, Charles It. V,-j Merfy J. i C. O. Wilcox, Miss Isabel Fcnn. Miss Maud Spencer, MlS Grace Blanchard. Mrs. S. L. Dougherty. Mlt Fannie Der.ois. I. H. Courscn, W. J. Wilson. A. U. Vincont, Mrs. Samuels. Miss Samuels, Miss Hoover. Mrs. S. J. Ivls. Mfcs Davis, Mrs. Xr.nx Hawk. As the tickets are good until Sept. 1, Miss Nicholson will continue her trip to Los Anseles, Cat.; Miss Randall, WrJ. Coe and Miss Austin will take In Yel lowstone park; Miss Rlanchard will go to Montana, and Mrs. Courscn will al"o go to the coast. SQUIRE THOMAS COURT. A l.lst of the Petty Cases Heard by the Magistrate. 'Squire Thomas had a number of cases of more or les. Importance before him yesterday anJ settled them all with neatness end dispatch. The tlrst was that of Jacob Myers, a resident of Whiskey Hill, who was arrested on complaint or Julia Multskl. who rhargvJ him with osajult and battery. Most of the witnesses spoke nothing biH Polish, and Interpreters w ere used, it was soon ascertained that tho Inter preters were not interpreting correctly, the testimony of oach side translating thP testlmi ny to suit his side of the cits?. Tho- court room was a scene of will disorder whenever a Fentence was translated wrongly, and 'Squire Thom us h.-ld My.:s for a further hearing today, the defendant iTlvlns S0O ball to appear. John Halishol;. a Mill Ciwk saloon U.vper, was charged with hiding- his property to defraud his creditors, Ig. Freeman and S. Stegmnler & Son. of this city. He was held in !00 ball to a;!- tr again before the 'squire on Sat urday, as th. witnesses for the prose cution could not come yesterday. Tho proprietor of the Hon Ton millin ery store was arrested by two of his bailing trimmers whnm lie had brought her? from New York to work 'the sot son. The girls were told to go last wek. but decided to hold the Hon Ton m;n to his contraot to kt n them until the Feoon ended, which they claimed was July 4, nnd then fore on? claimed :';. and th. other $:';.50. The proprie tor said the pja-'on endod when trade beram? quiet, but the 'squire held otherwise, and entered a judgment for the girls In the above amounts. .MRS. F.MRKT'S CASE. Tho Woman Becomes Mixed When Attempting to Identify Her Man. It will be remembered that some davs ag a mac. named Zelgler was charged by Mrs. Charles F.hret, of New town, with an attempt at criminal as sault. Yesterday morning James McCaffrey and John Lyden were given a hearing before the mayor on the same charge. It seems that Mrs. Ehret has changed her mind as to the Identity of the man. and now accused McCaffrey In place of Zelgler. McCaffrey employed John Mc- Gahren, esq., to defend him. In her testimony this morning lira. Ehret was considerably mixed, and whenever she discovered that her statements conflict ed with some previous assertion she In variably attempted to correct herself by 'laying "he's the man, all right," yet it ws evident he could give no reason for believing so. Her husband, Charles Ehret, had been locked out and swore that when the entry was made he was sitting under the porch, and acknowl edged that he was pretty full. McCaf frey is badly crippled with rheumatism and he does not look like a main who could climb twelve feet and enter a house through a window. Lyden was discharged and McCaffrey held for court Railroad Station Robbed. Some time Monday nl?ht burglars broke Into the staion of the Jersey Central railroad at Mill Creek and stole a quantity of goods, an express pack ages and several other articles. They gained entrance by prying up the win dow. After ransacking the office they went Into the freight room, where they broke open cass containing shoes and dry goods consigned to P. Judge & Son, and E. Freeman, of Mill Creek, and stole a small express package consigned to J. M. Stark, of Mill Creed. They put the articles Into a bean sack and lft by way of back doors of the freight house. When the station agent and operator. P. J. Rowan end Joseph Shee han, arrived yesterday morning they found th goods scattered about In con fusion and Imm-edlately notified the main office by wire. The company im mediately notified their chief of detec tives on from Easton to take the case. Had a Leg Broken. Frank Zousksrhls, a Hungarian, fell from a wagon on Seventh street yester day morning, nnd before the horses could be .stopped the hind 'wheel had passed over his left leg Just below the knee, breaking the limb. Hp was taken to the city hospital and the broken member was set. Ilnrt in the Mines. Evan W. Thomas, of Edwardsvllle, was seriously Injured by a fall of rock In the Woodward colliery at that place, about noon yesterday. One foot was crushed so that amputation will be necessary, and his body badly cut and bruised. Thomas has a wife and three children. A Will Filed The will of Margaret Williams, late of Nanticoke, was filled with the regis ter of wills yesterday afternoon. She leaves her entire estate to her husband, David V. Williams, and makes him the sole executor. Going to Philadelphia. Deputy Sheriff P. J. Foley and Depu ties Ig. Freeman and J. Feurth took Towanda 13aux, sodomy, sentenced to IN THE WORLD OF BEATJXY mm IS SUPREME . Not only Is It the most effectl re akin on ri nd beautifying Man In the world, hut it la the di he purest, sweetest, and rant refreshing for toilet, bath, and nanenr. It strikes sttbe cause et bed complex tons, falling hair, aed simple baby Memlshes, vhvi tub CiOOomd, ' brtAitsa. OvsawosxsD.or BLueOKsPoxok tour years, and Andrew Butoher. felo nious wounding, two years and two months, to the State penitentiary at Philadelphia yesterday morning. .Wade aa Assignment. Mr. Marks, the clothier, made an as signment for the benalit of his creditors yesterday. Kxcutlons for $17,000 were Issued. th kirges to Miss Fannie Marks for $10,000. ot Office Hours Tomorrow. The postofflee will be open tomorrow from 8 'to 11 a, m. and from Z to S p. m. Carrier will make two deliveries in the morning. They money ordvr and regis try d.-partnients will be closed all day. HRIKF NOTES. The July meeting of the managers of the Home for Homeless Women will be held at 10 o'clock this morning. It has now become reasonably certain that Will Payne will not huve to have his foot amputated as was at ttrst feared. The store of Michael Mayock at Miner's Mills was entered by burRlara last Mon day, but nothing of value was secured. Professor K. K. Wood has sent his fast pacer. Tony, to .this city. The horse is a very handsome animal, as well ua very fust. .Mayor Nlcholls says that all Junk shops must bo removed outsldo the city limits at once, or iiroewu.nus against tliem will be begun. John Hoffman, of Plttston, has begun a suit for divorce from his wife. He al leges desertion, after being married for three years. The stone clutters' and the bricklayers' base ball teams will meet litis evening and complete arrangements for their big tame tomorrow. Today Is on off day in base ball. To morrow Scruntotv and Wllkes-Barre meet at Scranton In the morning and at Wllkes liuiro In the afternoon. Tho doteotlws have been busy since Sunday hunting th burglars who entered ho Wyoming Yalley Knitting mills at Plymouth, but without success. John A. Becker died on Monday night af ter being 111 for two months with Internal abscesses. He was bookkeeper for Bteg malcr & Son, and hud many friends In this city.' Hereafter the rooms of tho Historical society will be In the charge of Itev. Horace K. HuyuVn, the corresponding sec retary. The rooms will b open on Wed days and Saturdays as heretofore. William Hoyt. of Welles street, was viciously nttacked and kicked by a horso in the statil-' of K. Williams on Monday evening. His Injuries are Internal and are considered very serious. Landlords Gottfried and Rhodes have ar ranged for a special excursion train to Harvey'slake on Thursday evening for tho accommodation of thoso who wish to see tho display of fireworks there on that date. AVOCM. The Ladles' Aid society of the Mooslc Presbyterian, church will hold a picnic on Thursday In Riverside park. Be sides a game of base ball thereby 111 be other attractions, including a brilliant display of fireworks la- the evening. Miss May Gillespie, accompanied by her mother, left Monday for Philadel phia. John If. Christian and son, William, will leave todiy for Wllllamaport to at tend the reuMon of batteries F and G, Pennsylvania reserves, better known as Hickett's 'battery. The members of the school board made a tour of Inspection' through the LangcIIffe Coal company's mines yes terday to ascertain the condition of the workings under So. 3 school, and found everything In a satisfactory condition. Professor Htfban, of Plains, was a visitor In town yesterday. Mrs. Jameii Connolly, of Dun more, Is the guest of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Michael Dempsey, of West Avoca. Thomas O'Brien, of West Avoca, Is convalescing after a severe attack of cramps. Mi a Cora Shlffer and brother, Alex ander, of Plains, are the guests of their aunt, Mrs. E. Xewlin, of Main street. MINOOKA. The sporting element of Coary Hol low and Minooka will Journey to the Scranton Driving park today to wit ness the 100 yard foot raee between Jo seph McDonough and Michael Mangan for a purse of $25 a side. As the men are evenly matched, a close and ex citing race Is expected. The Sabbath scheol of the Greenwood Presbyterian church will hold a party In Greenwood July 4. The National mines will be Idle until Friday. Martin Gallagher, of Five Points, was kicked by a vicious mule at the Green wood No. 1 shaft yesterday. Miss Cella Nallin returned yesterday from a visit with Carbondale friends. DURYEA. There will be a game of alley ball at Cleu-y's hotel on July 4. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Allen and daugihter left for Colorado today. Halstead mine paid their employes today. Dr. Burlington Is visiting his parents at Oswego. THE DIVISIBILITY OF TIME. Calculations That Are Entirety Beyond Onr Faintest Conception. Napoleon, who knew the value of time, remarked that It was the quarter hours that won battles, says Good Words. Tho value of minutes has often been recog nized and anyone Watching a railway clerk handing out tickets and change during tho last few minutes available must have teen struck with how much could be done In those short portions of time. At the appointed hour the train starts and by and by is carrying passengers at the rate of sixty miles an hour. In a sec ond you are carried twenty-nine yards. In one-twenty-ninth of a second you pass over one yard. Now, one yard Is quite an appreciable distance, but one-twenty-ninth of a second Is a period which cannot be appreciated. Yet It is when we come to planetary and stellar motions that the notion of the In finite divisibility of time dawns upon us in a new light. It would seem that no por tion of time, however microscopic. Is tin- avoiiawe. Mature can perform prodigies, not certainly In less than no time, but In portions of Jt so minute as to be alto gether Inconceivable, The earth revolves on her axis In twen ty-four hours. At the equator her cir cumference Is 25,000 miles. Hence, in that part or the earth a person Is being carried eastward at the rate of GOt yards per sec ond. That Is, he is moving over a yard whose length is conceivable In the period of one-flve-hundredth-and-nlnth part of a second, or wnicn we can have no concep tlon at all. But, more, the orbital motion of the earth around the sun causes the former to perform a revolution of nearly (00,000,000 miles In a year, or somewhat less than 70,000 miles an hour, which Is more than 1,000 miles a minute. Here, then, our sec ond carries as the long distance of about nineteen miles. The mighty tall thus flies about a mile in the nineteenth part of a CO". , . . ', UaIIey. PITTST0N. IThe Ptttstsn efflae of the Scranton Tribune has been opened by H. W. Cruser, asent. at No. t Williams street, where con- iriDution or news, complaints or non-ae-livery, orders for Job work of all descrip tions, should be addressed and regular subscriptions received. Advertising and subscription rates cheerfully submitted. Arrangements have been made for an unusually exciting time at the Luxerne Fair association grounds tomorrow, which will occupy the greater portion of the day. In the morning the Pltto- ton and West Pitta ton teams of the Trl-County Rise Ball league will exert themselves for the pleasure of the spec tators. Gme called at 10 o'clock. The afternoon will be taken up with horse. and bicycle races, and numerous events that will be interesting and amusing. The horse races will be of the 2.11 and 2.27 classes and gentlemen's road race. Mrs. l. O. Snyder and children are visiting friends at Sunbury for a few duyA Miss Bevan, of Poltsvllle, Is the guest of Ml j Sarah Tiiomas, of the West Side. James Welsh, of Avoca, was a vl ltor In this city yesterday. The Ministerial association met yes terday morning and completed arrange ments fur the reception of Evangelist Ferdinand Schlvera, who will open meetings on the Weu't Side next Sun day. The Entls Social club gave a recep tion to their lady friends oni Monday evening at their rooms In Keystone hall. William Shaffer was arraigned before Alderman Loft us yesterday morning on complaint of T. D. Britlgan, charging him with larceny. Shaffer admitted having coat In' his posses-Ion that be longed to Britlgan. He was held under ball for a further hearing. Division 20, Ancient Order of Hiberni ans, will hold a grand picnic on EVer hart's Island tomorrow. One of the most Interesting events will be the fat men's race, in which Alderman Mc Donald, of the First ward, will partici pate. For second-hand household goods, call on Wright & Co., 7 Sout'.h Main street. Goods exchanged, bought or sold. The HugheS'town borough school board met in special session Monday, but were unable to sever the deadlock existing krv the election of principal. The death of Miss Barbara Judge oc curred yesterday morning at the home of her brother, Thomas Judge, on Chapel street. She is a daughter of Mi chael Judge, who was for several years section boss for the Lehigh Railroad company and later watchman at the Seneca crossing. Dr. H. L. McKown, who has fierved In the capacity of resident .physician at the hospital for the past year, has ten dered his resignation to the association. The vacancy will be filled by Dr. Shel ly, of the Jefferson Medical college. Dr. McKown will open an office In' this city about Aug. 1. A. T. Kelley, of Philadelphia, is the guest of Dr. H. L. McKown, at the hos pital. iSamuel Smythe and son, Attorney II. C. Smythe, who are spending the sum mer at Hart lake, were In this city yes terd'iy. A grand picnic will be held at Central park, upper Plttston, tomorrow. A couple of unwashed soap peddlers attempted to burglarize the home of John Bitter, on Wyoming avenue, at 4.30 o'clock tot the afternoon yesterday. Mrs. RHter was at Wllkes-Barre and the house, for a time, was left without an occupamt. The soap venders were discovered In the act of breaking Into the place by some neighbors of the Rltters, who gathered with weapons of war and chased the would-be burglars off the premises. The soap men fled to a piece of woods near Exeter, and disappeared In the shrubbery. The po lice are on their trail. George Gallagher, a youthful resi dent of Butler street, was severely burned yesterday afternoon by a quan tity of powder, which went off before he was ready. . A largely attended mass meeting was held at Armory hall last night to boom the candidacy of George 8. Ferris for a position on the Luserne bench, lately occupied by Judge Rice. Great enthu siasm prevailed at the meeting. Dr. E. B. Long was made chairman, and E. O. Morcur, secretary. A committee to provide ways and means for furthering Mr. Ferris' candidacy was appointed as follows: Joseph Lanford, Andrew Bryden, W. T. Cox, J. H. Bryden and William Atherton. Committee on res olutions, J. A. Andrews, D. Underwood, D. A. Cory. W. A. Young, Edward Usfelnky. PLYMOUTH. Twelve years ago this morning the steamer Susquehanna blew up near the landing at Wllkes-Barre and several people sustained serious injuries. Max Reese, our popular youn-g shoe mer chant, relates a story In connection with the affair which goes to prove one of the hairbreadth escapes In which he has so narrowly escaped a flight Into the heavenly sphere. On Monday, twelve years ago, "trade dollars" were put down to a value of 86 cents, und on the succeeding day the Wyoming Na tlonal 'bank, of Wllkes-Barre, decided to take all 'their depositors possessed at par value, and A. Reese, who then con ducted the store, dispatched Max with a bag containing 165 trade dollars In or der that no Ions would be sustained by the Arm. The rush at the bank was so great that the younger Reese could not catch the last boat end consequently he telephoned his brother that It would be impossible to return that night. On the morning of July S he arose later than he expected and reached tihe bank Just In time to see the boat pull out from the wharf. Before the steam' er had completely made the turn below the bridge the boiler exploded with a terrlflo noise, and men, wood and pieces of Iron were blown a distance of sev eral feet Into the air. Max, when tell Ing the story, even to this day, becomes a little nervous and ends up by saying, "tihat is one of the many close calls that I have met with since my advent Into this world." In Mi Is borough there Is an sccentrlo individual of Welsh extraction, and If appearances are not deceptive, at times he suffers with rather severe attack of mental aberration. When under the Influence of these spells he Is by no means harmless, and the cane which he carries In order to support hlmv as he can only boost of one good leg the other Is wooden-nfllots injuries of a more or less serious nature on those with whom he come In contact On Monday evenkrg, while In the grip of one of these spells, tat attacked a young boy on Main street and gave him a se vere beating about the head, rendering him unconscious for a considerable length of time. The attention of the police has heretofore beeo called to this dangerous nuisance, and several times during a week he creates a disturbance en the main thoroughfare, and yet the police calmly sit In the vicinity of the burgess' office and allows a well-nigh crsxy man to run amuck. The Welsh Congregational church, on Gaylord avenue, will hold their annual picnic In Weiterover's orchard tomor row. Thomas F. Collins left yesterday on a few weeks' stay with friends and rela tives In, New Jersey. At the regular weekly drill of Com pany I Corporal W. Powell was pro moted to evrgeamt, and Private Frank Shank to corporal. Joel Wolp will run the steamer Wllkes-Barre from liutzhold's landing 1 11 o'clock on the night of the Fourth for the benefit of those attending the picnic at Hanover park. Mrs. William Hooper died at her home on Turkey Hill Monday evening of a complication of diseases. The fu- neral will take place t'hls afternoon at 2 o'clock. Interment will be mude in Shawnee cemetery. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Frlsble and son are vii-ltlng relatives In Wayne county. Mrs. A. W. Jones is spending u week with friends at Heachwood. Max Iteese Is now practicing eques trianism and T. F. Gwllllam has en tered the ranks of America's wheelmen. A much tiveded Improvement has been made on the bridge over Hrnwn'ii creek. Heretofore pedestrians and drivers of teams were In danger of meeting with aim accident, more or less serious, by falling Into the open hole now closed by means of laying n flagstone. While Sterling Hendershot was coast ing up Main street on a bicycle ut a high rate of speed on Monday the front wheel struck and knocked down 'Mag gie Sadonl, und the rider wus thrown with considerable force to the pave ment. How both escaped Injury Is quite beyond the comprehension of those who saw the occurrence, and noted how fast the rider was driving the wheel. Tomorrow morning the Plymouth and Wllkes-Harre base ball teams of the TrI-county lengue will cross bats nt Seminary park, Kingston. A great game Is expected, as Donnelly will pitch for Plymouth and Flynn for Wllkes Barre. The men of burglarious mind who committed the daring robbery at the hosiery mill of Thomas West early Sun day morning are being pursued by both police and constabulary of this lively burg. It Is dollars to doughnuts, how ever, that the former will get the best of those who wear the star of Justice on their manly breasts. Already sev eral raids have been made by these overzealous officials on various gangs of inoffensive emigrants and mendi cants, who have been unfortunute (?) In the battle of life and are endeavor ing to eke out an 111 fed existence by procuring by the use of pitiful words a slice of the bounty of others. "Andy" Lynch, who was one of the moat ardent workers In the Fat Men's club, Is still reducing his weight, and within the coming week expects to reach the 1S5 pound mark. He has taken to punching the bag and has be come quite an expert, so much so that he gives dally exhibitions to friends who call to see him or his merchan dise. A regular monthly meeting of the town council was held on Monday night, something unusual, all members were present. After two and one-half hours of nonsensical talk, and uncalled for heated discussions, the noble body of borough representatives moved to adjourn for one week. Our town fathers are being constantly crltlzed for their unmanly actions. Some of the papers have devoted a column of their val uable sheets to show the public the men whom they have elected to work for the Interest of the citizens and bor ough. Again the representative of this paper does not go to these meetings to hear the personal grievances of differ ent members, but he does go to pub lish an exact account of the working of this body for the interest of it's scribers. Gentlemen get down to work and stop this wrangling nnd you will receive the heart felt thanks of those who watch every move and action of your council ELBOW ROOM IN GREAT CITIES New York Hsu 1 8 Residents in a House, London 7, Paris 23 and Toklo Only 5. In all the countries of Europe, In the United States and In tho Dominion cf Canada there ore, so far as recent and authentic figures show, 70,000,000 houses. There are 3I2.0IW houses, some of Hum unsubstantial uffalrs, in the city of Toklo, Japan, one for every five people, so that the Japanese metropolis does not suffer from overcrowding. New York has 115,000 houses, averaging 18 residents to each. London, the grca-ictt acumulatlon of Inhabitants In the world, has 000,000 houses, or seven rul lcnts in each on tho average. London has 'n creased In this respect very' rnpldly, for nt the beginning of tho present cinliirv the number of houses was only 130..W, a little more than New York has at present. The population of London at that time. ;18UU) was 900,000. It Is now 4.200,000. So It hns ,n creased nearly fivefold, but tho number of houses has not Increased In as large a ratio. Paris has 90,000 houses. At the close of tho Franco-Prussian wnr It had 70.000. At the close of the Napoleonic wars It had 28,000. The area of the city hus been extended meanwhile. The nverago ruin ber of residents In a house In Paris Is in, which Is about B0 per cent, greater tha l In New York. The majority of public buli.l Ings In Paris are utilised for purposes of residence, espoclnlly upon the top floors. whereas In New York scores of the build ings In every street down town are given over exclusively to business purposes. In tho square mile or more of the territory between Wall and Spruce streets end be tween Broadway and the East river thero were at tho recent election only 30 voters, representing a total population of l,7o0. In all computations of city population by houses Philadelphia ranks as a shining example of a big town which has plenty or elbow room to expand In. Philadelphia, with a population In excess of 1,000,000, has 187,000 houses, It la loss densely popu lated than London, but not much leas so. A Natural Curiosity. "Charley, dear," said Mrs. Hunnlmune, "I don't think I take enough Interest In things that men care for. Won't you toll me something about baseball?" "Of course. Anything that I can." "I've noticed that sometimes when a club gets beat it's because the umpire doesn't do right." "Yes." , "And sometimes because the weather Isn't right." . . "Yes." . "And sometimes because the audience doesn't do right" "Yes." "Well, Charley, dear. What I want to know Is what the players have to do with the game ?" Washington Star. ' A Forbidden Sport. " Tommy "Let's play we're politicians and held a sliver debate." ' '-'.. - Johnny "No, I can't. Ma won't let me oall namts." Chioago Record c OBiinoDlly OUR SILK Printed Their actual worth is was 37c, but they go now at We have added many to concede that ours is the CONNOLLY & A WORD. WANTS OF ALL KINDS COST THAT MUCH, WHEN PAID Full. IN AD VANCE. WHKN A HOOK ACCOUNT IS MA OF!, NO CHAUnR WILL P.K LESS THAN 2i CKNTS. THIS lU.'LK AP- 1 ..... nd c.tr li'.KIT IhU l.'V- CKPT SITUATIONS WANTED. WHICH ARE IN8KKTKD FREE. Kelp Wanted Male. V tuhllHh ai;i.'!iacs for I liiiudeluhia houb. Sulnrv. coimi it.Nion and exiyPHM-s .Addrrss. t'i vintr r'fernri!S, J. '. MKbSl.NUER, liuuerul Traveling .Vum.g r, Hcrantuu, l'a. WANTED - KXI'F.UIENCEb' lJCJUBLk entrv booklc'encr bv n:a:iufacuirinz concern. Ailrlrt'f. giving references, 'MAN' LtALl L, Ki.lt, 'iriiiuno cilice. r A N TE D ACCT It ATE YOUSi MAN ns uHHiHtiint buuk keour. Address. Rtattns experionro anu Falarv expected, X. Y. Tribune ottko. MHirrO TICKET AGENTS AN D PI CT t" I E I men can learn rf a lino paction by mi- dressing WILLIAM ii. i'LAXX, TiSJ Elm strotit, Cnmd' U, N. .1. WANTED-WELL-KNOWN MAN I. II every town to soliiit stock subscrip tion; a monopoly; bis money fur Benis; uu capital required. EDW'AKD C. EiSii a CO., 1'orden Block, Chicaifo. 111. CAl7miES - KKSiDEXT SALESMEN t3 wnnted, acquainted with th lucnl slid nearby dm and grocery traJo. to handle our line of IiIkIi prarin clears. Addroas, ifirini! references. .1. EDWARD COWLEi Cu.. Hii Clininbprs strset, N. Y. Helo Wanted Females. i tlon pitying (12 por vtuek address Box ii. Tribune oibci. WANTED MIDDLE-AG ED WOMAN AS cook in lK't"l: pnitable salary. Address, with references, Box ll. Plymouth, l'a. w WANTED GIRLS TO (.EARN DRESS- miking. iiKS. 'i Kli'l', Aaanis ave- U WANTED IMMEDIATELY TWO ENEIt petic saleswomen to rspresnt ns, Muarniitced Stiaduy without Inti-rferiuK with other duties. Healthful occupation. Writs for particulars, incloinir stamp. Munfro Chem tcai Compaur, No. 72 John street. New York. Wanted To Rent WANTED BY .IL LY 4, AN OFFICE AND two rooma for littht housekeeping; un furnished; answer aoon. stating forms. DR. E ZIEMLEi; BOWER, Delta, York County, Pa. For Rent, lOR RivN T FL HNiHKD COlTAOE AT I Lake Winnla; bnm attached, inquire at ,A Tonn nvenuo. OFFl('ES Tol7KT7lEsk"RCWirTO LET nnd Assembly Hull to let. D. B. REP I.OOI.E. W Sprnro street. IOR RENT A LAROK. 4-STORY BUILD- I intr at 1!B Franklin avenue; suitable for wholesale businesa. CARSON & DAVIES, Seranton. T'OR RENT-SIX ROOM HOUSE ON WEST L I.nrknwanua avenue. Address 1 HOMAS 1C. EVANS, aear ll:K Luterno, Hyde I'arlu IOR RENT-NICELY FURX ISHED H ALL II sultnhlo for luilife looms, JOHN JEU MYN, ll'.i Wyoming ovenutt. For Sale. j oi f s a tsr'iVrri I 7;ill Jefferson avenue; all improvements; full lot at cost. Call at premises. I.OR HALE NEW lloUsEflOLD OOODS. sinalll lot. Inquire f r Van Anker, Bee- mer's restaurant, Franklin avenue. Call to dy. ' I mi iTTTt )Veko r t i i fT fri "e n bTJEssoi'- 1 fer their property on th west sldo of Adams avomin, lietween Pine and Uihaon streets, i'onvsttn of five forty foot lota, mak ing a frontaKO of two hundred feet on Ariama avenue liy one hnndrcd'.ind fifty feet In depth, improve'!, with a large, three story frame house. Price, thirtv thousand dollars. EZRA H. H1PPI.K, WILLIAM T. SMITH. HKNRY A. KNAPP. Advisory Committee. Agents Wanted. 4 OENTS-HINDE'S patent UNIVKK J sal Hslr Curlers nnd Wavers fnsi with out heat), and "Pyr Pointed"Hnir Pins. Lib eral commissions. Free sample nnd full par ticulars. Adiirrsa P. O. Box 4M. Now York. ANT7l)"ACTliVE'riAi.KSM Eei TO handle our line, no poddliiur. Ha'arr. J7S per month and expenses paid to all. Hoods entirely new. Apply quickly. P.O. Box, 6M, Boston, stass. Orphans's Court Sale. ORPHAN'S COURT SALE ESTATE OF David P. Thonins, decenaed. My virtue of an order of the Orphans' oourt nf Laehawnmia county thorn will be exposed to pulilio sale at the arbitration room. In the court house, at Scranton, l'a., on Saturday, July 27th, IKD", at Ida. m : All thoso two certain lota, pieces or parcels of land situate in the Second ward of the city of Scranton, county nf Lackawanna and state of Pennsylvania, bounded and described aa follows, to wit: The first thereof situate, on the corner of Church avenue and Ca' street, and is bounded on the northeast by lands of Thomas Will lams, on the southeast by Church avenue, on the northwest by lands of the estate of Joseph OIllospK and on the southwest by Oak street. BoIiik about n7 feet in trout on said Church nv.iine. about 5.1 loot in width in roar and IU3 fent in depth, more or loss. Coal and minerals r'aorveu Willi tue riguc to mine ana remove tUo same. All Improved, with a two story single frame dwelling houao, a barn and outbuilding-, there on. , ' The second thereof situate on tho corner of Church avenuo and V. nit Market street, and la bounded on tho n rthtorly aids by West Alnikel struct, nuout uu lest; on ino norm westerly sido by Church avenue, about "S feet; southeasterly by lands of William Moore, about 75 feet, and southwesterly by lands now or late of Jamns McOonnla, whose upper or iiorthnaatorlv line is the foot of the retaining wall now wholly ermten upon ino aooveae aoribad Int. Coal and minerals reserved, with the rliiht te mine and remove the rame. All Improved, with a two story brick dwell-las- house and outl uildlnaa thereon. Tornu of aale One-fourth of the purchase money 'down ou day of sale and th. talanoe on ponarmauoa 01 svie sua onivvrv 01 ona WEIK10N P. THOMAS, Administratrix. W. Oatmbo Thomas, Attorney, OIE CENT & SALE IS THE GREATEST ON RECORD. Habutai Silks. from 75c. to $1.00 per yard. Our former sale price 30c. new patterns to the assortment, and you are bound cheapest Silk Sale ever inaugurated. WALLACE, FURNITURE UPHOLSTERED. t e EXPERIENCED WORKMEN, REASONABLE CHARGES. TRY US. THE SCRANTON BEDDING Special Notices. Votice'-'on'anIj'aTe i' wid make a monthly tour of the follow inir places giving- free op.-n air advertising- ex hibitions with the stereop'icon: Tavlorville, Hyde Hark, Providence. Dickson Olvohaut, Ptckville. Archbaid. Jernivn. Exhibition. Riven en Wedueslay and Friday of each week during; the month, the rates for ad ver tis;ng are 1'( per month. Adlress E. IL Call. Tribune offico, eitv. 'rjUE SOLDIER IN OUR CIVIL WAR." 1 You want this relic Contains all of Frank Leslie's famous o'.d War Pictures, abow inir the foicos In actual battle, sketched on the spot. Two volumes, 2, 'Ml pictures, Hold on easy monthly payment. Delivered by ex- ri-sa compu te, an charges prepaid. Addrme '. O. MOODY", G Adams Ave.. Serantoo, Pa. BLANK POORS, PAMPHLETS, MAOA zines. etc. bound or rebound at The Tin law office. Ouick work. Pasonabls pi ices. Jio. oo Re ward - L'OK RETURN OF LARGE WHITE AND 1 re i female Fnliah setter doo-: hair Ions and curly; answers to the name of Mollie: es traved or stolen Sundv sft.rmmn. snd last seen ut Penn avenue and Spruce atroet. Re ward for information or return to t.i Adams avonue. Salesmen Wanted. lOR NURSERY STOCK. WEKKLY PAY r for full or Dart time: during the summer months we have big pav for competent ssles nien. O. A. COSTlCH ft CO., Rochoster, N. Y. Situations Wanted. SITUATION WANTED BY A WIDOW, O with a child 4 years old, ss housekeeper; good references i'33 North Main are. SITUATION WAN 1 ED BY A WOMAN TO O do washing, scrubbing or cleaning offices. Address A. C, 2HT South Main aro. SITUATION WANTED BY" A WELL recommended man as fireman, janitor, wat hman. gardener or man around the honse; Ikt nianciit position prof erred. A ddress U. W. a. .o. Ait, uuumore. ra., rosioinco. SITUATION WANTED BY A BOY 16 years old: experience in rocery stcre. driving or clerking. Address J. J. L., 1017 Hampton st. SJITUATIOS WANTED Y'OUNO MAN would represent a good house; am thor oughly acquainted with the country; experi ence, seven years' constant travel. Addrosa D. S., General Delivery, city. "tIT CATION W A N r lYb F' 1 R WASHING ' ' and ironing; washi- gs taken home. alto. Ca'l or address L. B., KM N. Sumner avenue Scranton, Pa. T"Ytu'NiTjupEAiTso andwrTt 1 ing French and English, wishes position in any kind of business as salesman or agent with .mail wages and commission; box 4s, post office; retoronces kivon. UTANTED-A POSITION BY A.N EXPEKl enceil Imok keeper; Al references. Ad dress Lock Box '.!;, city. Medical. LADIFSt Ctiichejter'i English Pennyroyal Pilli (pi.isend SrsiKi). are the Beet. """ t'i' " eiH.r. Smi sum!, l" rtioiLn. ' K.IWI t U.U-." i im hy Return Kail.,, iw Chtcbeaier Chemical Co., ThllaUa.. l'a. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. Physicians and Surgeons. DrTjTeDQA RDE ANH A3 REMOVED to 616 Spruce street, Seranton, Pa. (Just opposite Court House Square.) Dlt. KAY, MB FF.NN AVE.; 1 to J P. M.j call 20t2. lis. of women, obstretrice and end all dis. of chll. DR. A. J. CONNELL, OFFICE Ml Washington avenue, cor. Spruce street, over Krancke's drus stroo. Residence, 722 Vine st. Offlco hours: 10.30 to 12 n, m. and 2 to 4. and 6 SO to 7.30 p. m. Bun day, 2 to S p. m. DR. W. BV ALLEN, B2 North Washington avenue. DR. C. L. FREY. PRACTICE LIMITED diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat: otllee, 122 Wyoming ove. Resi dence, KSt Vine street. DR. L. M. OATES. 125 WASHINGTON avenue. Otllee hours, 8 to 9 o. ra., 1.30 in a and 7 to a p. m. uesiuence w Madi son avenue. Dentists. DR. WILLIAM A. TAFT, PORCELAIN, llrldge nnd Crown work. Office, Ki Washington avenue. C. C. LAUBACH. 8CROEON DENTIST, No. 115 Wyoming avenue. R. M. BTRATTON, OFFICE COAL Exchange- Architects. ep Ward it. davis, architect. Rooms 24. 26 and 20, Commonwealth building, Scranton. E. L. WALTER. ARCHITECT. OFFICE rear of sob Washington avonue. LEWIS HANCOCK. JTL, ARCHITECT, 435 Spruce St., cor. Wash. ave Bcranton. BROWN A MORRIS, ' ARCHITECTS, Price building, 120 Washington avenue, Bcranton. Schools. BCHOOL OF THE LACKAWANNA. Bcranton, Pa., prepares boys and girls for colics or business; thoroughly trains young children. Catalogue at re cueat. OPcnapmber WALTER H. BUELL MiHawnnr'rcsTRR'a KINDERGARTEN and Bchool, 412 Adams (avenue, opens Sept. 10. Kindergarten xioper term. Wallace 2o'orloSrue' CO 6o2 and 604 Lack kit., Cor. Adams. Lawyers. JESSCPS HAND, ATTORNEYS AND Counsellors at law. Commonwealth Building, Washington avenue. W. H. JESS!.,-P, I HORACE HAND, W. H. JE9V".P. JR. WILLARD, WARREN & KNAPP, AT torneys and Counsellors at Law, Re publican building, Washington a. nue. Bcranton. Pa. PATTERSON & WILCOX. ATTOH neys and Counsellors at Law; offices I and I Library building , Scranton. Pa. ROSWELL H. PATTERSON. WILLIAM A. WILCOX. ALFRED HAND, WILLIAM J. HAND. Attorneys and Counsellors, Common wealth building. Rooms 19. 20 and 2L FRANK T. OKELL. ATTORNEY-AT- I'.oom h. cool fc.xcba.nge, Scraa ton. Pa. JAMES W. OAKFORD, ATTORNEY ui-inw, rooms w, h auu eu, common wealth building. SAMUEL wrEDGAR. ATTORNEY-AT vince, u, spruce at., scranton. ra. L A. WATRES. A TTORNEY-AT-LAW, 423 Lackawana ave., Scranton, Pa. CRIE TOWNSEND, ATTORNEY IT Law, Dime Lank Building, Scranton. Money to loan in large sums at per cent. j K. PITCHER. ATTORNEY' AT law, Commonwealth building, pcrau ton. Pa. i C. c6MEOtS.321 SPRUCE STREE"t! D. B. P.EPLOGLE. ATTORNEY-LOANS negotiated on real estate security 4iJ bpruce street. B. F. KILLAM. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. 120 Wyoming ave., Scranton, Pa. JAS. J. H. HAMILTON. ATTORNEY AT law, 45 Commonwealth bld'g. ScrJnton. J. M. C. RANCK, 1st WYOMING AVE. Loans. THE REPUBLIC SAVINGS AND Loan Association will loan you money on easier terms and pay you better on Investment than any other association. Call on S. N. Callender. Dime Bank building. .Miscellaneous. BAUER'S ORCHESTRA MUSIC FOR balis, picnics, parties, receptions, wed dings and concert work furnished. For terms address R. J. Bauer, conductor, 117 Wyoming avenue, over Hulbert's music store. MEGARGEE BROTHERS. PRINTERS' supplies, envelopes, paper bags, twins. Warehouse, 130 Washington ave., Scran ton, Ta. FRANK P. BROWN CO;J WHOLE sale dealers In Woodware, Cordage and Oil Cloth. 720 West Lackawanna ave. THOMAS AUBREY, EXPERT AC countant and auditor. Rooms 19 and 20, Williams Building, opposite postotlice. Agent for the Rex Fire Extinguisher. Seeds. O. R. CLARK & CO., SEEDSMEN AND Nurserymen; store 146 WashLngton ave nue; green house, 1350 North Main ave nue; store telephoe 7s2. Teas. GRAND UNION TEA CO., JONES BROS. Vire Screens. JOS. KUETTEL, REAR 511 LACKA wnnna avenue, Scranton, Pa., manufac turer of Wire 8creeti. Hotels and Restaurants. THE ELK CAFE, 125 and 127 FRANK lin avenue. Rates reasonable. P. ZIEGLER. Proprietor. SCRANTON" HbrSE7NEAR D., LAW. Passenger depot. Conducted on the European plan. VICTOR KOCH. Prop. WESTMINSTER HOTEL, Cor. Sixteenth St. and Irving Place, . New York. Rates, $3.50 per day and Upwards. (Ameri can plan). E. N. AN ABLE, Proprietor. Mi Pioneer of the hotel cen ter in New York city. Noted tor Its superb loca tion, superior room and excellent cuisine service. The Standard Hotel for giving MUKli VALLti run THE PRICE than any first-class hotel in the world. Facing Central Park, 51th and 5tth sts., Plaia Square and Fifth avenue; reached by any uptown cars. and the cj-osstown cars at 69th St., which latter In tersect all surface and elevated roads; terminal station 6th ave. L road within half a block. Absolutely Fireproof. American and European plana. Drinking water and Ice used Is vaporised and froien on the premises, and certified as to purity; by Prof. Chandler. F, A. HAMMOND. THE WINDSOR HOTEL NEW YORK. -t - I VVVaPJIllV Salt VtSfllO WIUVS, VIB HtSSS fSJSlTWSSBSW between 6th and 47th Sta) HAWK I WETHERBEE, PROPRIETORS. The American and European Plans. Rooms with Board, -$4.00 and upwards par da Rooma without Board, $1.80 and upwarda par (Jay, ',. . The cuisine aad service unsurpassed. -The Latest aad Meet Approved Benitar ' - ' Newly deor rated sad Mfuratsted. Firs Minutes' Walk from Unas) Central atatwa, Y