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THE . SCRANTON TRIBUNE MONDAY MORNING. JUNE 10. 1895.
Dally and Weekly. No Sunday Edition.
Published at Scrnnton, Pa , by Tho Trlbuno rub-
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KCltANTON, JUKE 10,
"We ought torcalizo by tills timo that
yse (should not do our work nor mnko our
lojnsin i:uropc. Let us plncc wluit op
tions o have with our own capitalists,
nil' finr iiiul'tn u in mir 111 iiiiiiuk1
turcrs, who, in the piist, have been ulwnys
abundnntly able to meet every need and
demand of the government und of the
pcople."-Govcrnor William Mckinley,
t Hartford.
The Recent Legislature.
The disposition of the public to criti
cise its legislative servants is a familiar
foible, to which may doubtless be at
tributed much of the present adverse
clamor agaln.it the legislature whose
long cession jvas brought to a close on
Saturday at Harrlsburg. That outcry
Is also probably due in par; to unrei-
- aonably hlch rooular expectation.
which failed to allow for the l.irse uor-
centage of new and cruSf material
tossed into ofllce by Lie: fills tidal
wave. No great uprising of vjters has
ever been characterized ny r.lc? ells
crimination as to the e'.ia-.'-ctiT of each
Individual beneficiary of Its enthusj
asm. This was shown by the last con
Kress, and may possibly prove true of
. Its successor. Large majorities are
both unwieldy and uncertain; and tho
large majority recently at Ilarrisburg
to these characteristics unquestionably
added the fault of being somewhat
careless of Its own responsibility.
Thus while considerable good work
was done during the session, much that
was not so good crept through also; and
a great deal that was good was foolish
ly crowded over until the next session,
In deference to the predilection of cer
tain factionists for frittering time
away In a kind of partisan sparring for
points. To the last category! may be
assigned the subjects of ballot and road
reform, both of prime Importance to
the people, but apparently of minor
consequence to politicians Interested
financially In such schemes as the
Greater Pittsburg bill or concerned po
litically In measures for the probing of
municipal Philadelphia, and so forth.
Neither of these generally demanded
reforms Is lost. Both are merely post
poned. But the public. In their post
ponement, Is conscious of a sense of
disappointment, which Is Intensified by
the knowledge of the Insignificant char
acter of the bills upon which so much
valuable time was freely wasted.
While the Republican party will prob
ably not have, in the next legislature, a
majority so large as It had In this one,
there Is really nothing in the record of
the minority party to encourage the
public In giving it larger responsibility.
During the recent session It got as deep
In the dirt as Its friend, the enemy, got
In the mire. There was no Job It didn't
have a finger In, and no scheme to
which, If Its help was needed, It refused
a willing hand. Its on- trick of helping
to defeat reapportionment illustrated
Its animating motive, which was to do
as much mischief as possible with as
much energy as was necessary. If the
people at large have by this session's
work been taught that It pays to look
to the character of the Individual
candidate as well as to the party label
at the head of his ticket, the disap
pointments and vexations of the past
six months of legislative activity In this
state will have been experienced to a
good end. If not, the lesson will sim
ply have to be learned some other time.
Aluminum Wings for Us.
From latest accounts it seems likely
mat me mucn-iaiKea-or nying macnine
problem has been partir.lly solved by
'the discovery of aluminum. The Im
mortalization of mythical "Darius
Green and his flying machine" In verse
many years ago, but verified tho opin
ion ot Bcientlflo men throughout
the f world that flying machines
, ci o ub iiuijiauiiuuuitj us per
petual motion, and the -efforts of
Ingenious mechanics in that direction
have been regarded with derision. The
production of aluminum upon an Inex
pensive basis, however, has opened up
new fields for the Inventor, and Profes
sor Langley, of Washington, has been
the first to test Its efficacy.
Professor Langley's flying machine,
which flew 1,000 feet on a trial trip at
"Washington the other day, Is construct
ed chiefly of aluminum steel, and is said
to weigh not more than the original
safety bicycle. Its boilers and engine
weigh less than fourteen pounds to the
horsepower. The action of the wings
of the machine Is the result of a close
Btudv of blrd fliirht. The wlnrra re
semble those of a dragon-fly more than
the wings of a bird.
' The Milwaukee Wisconsin Is of the
opinion that this successful trip of a
flying machine fulfills to some extent
the prediction that was made when
aluminum became cheap enough tor
comparatively common use. The' metal
Is so light, npd Is capable of being al
loyed to so much advantage that the
scientists who had been wrestling with
the problem of aerial navigation felt
that it would enable them to buikl en
gines and frames of aerial machines
which would 'be well within the lifting
power of mechanical wings.
The builders of the new yacht De-
fender, wliloh Is to meet the British
yacht Valkyrie, next September, in con
tests for the America cup, has her top
sides plated with aluminum bronze, an J
has deck beSFins made of the same mate
rial. The difference between the weight
of these plates and beams and plates
and beams of steel is estimated at no
less than Bevcn tons.' This lightening of
the upper portion of the yacht is an ad
vantage of no small account. It will off
sot the pressure of a lure area of can
vas and enable tho new yacht to Etaml
up more stilily at.'.tlimt the wind than if
she were built of steel throughout.
The French navy has been expert
mentlng with aluminum In the con
Btructlon of torpedo boata, tincl It Is re
ported that the results have been so
snth'faotory that mure new torpedo
boat nre to be built of tho light ma
terial. It h.'ta been found that when
aluminum 13 alloyed v.l'h co per It Is
not attached so blilngly by sea water
as Is pure aluminum, and if the plating
Is kipt well covered with pclnt It es
capes attack nlmo.s't entirely. From uso
in torpedo boats to use in tlu construc
tion of large transatlantic passenger
ships Is a long step when cost 13 consld
crcd, but aluminum may yet be pro
duced much mure cheaply than It !s now
The Aluminum World states that sinco
18S4 the total nnnu.il .production of th
metal has Increased from 150 pounds to
u3L,',C29 pounds, and that the price has
declined from $9 per pound to 75 cents
per pound.
The Growth of fladnecs.
Tho Medical lie cord quirtca from Dr.
T. S. rinustun, pupjrint: nd.'iit of tho
JIoi nin;:c'.de asylum, Scotland, a sls
nillcant p;uar.apa and follows it with
statistic even kns cheerful, as follows:
"One terrible form of brain disease, with
nvn'.nl fymptoms. Is cortnir.ly increasing.
That malady may be described as a break
down of the greut cetiter of mind and mo
tion In the brain; it always f,ov:; on from
bad to worse till It renders Its victim ut
terly helpless in mind and body, and Itilln
him In a few years. No cute, and scarcely
liny mitK-a-ilon of this latter-day curse,
has yet been devised. It is n disease of
cities, of restless lives, of nctivn bruins in
their prime; sometimes of dissipation und
debauchery, of life at high pressure com
monly." During the past year the u;.y
lums of Scotland received IjU new cas-?s;
those of Kngland, 1.100, and thoie of Ire
land, 5-. The asylum statistics of this
country show an even greater number. In
a single asylum of this state, for example,
that at Uftdensburp, there were among
the ft'.'J admissions 31 eases of general pare
sis. This would make the proportion of
pcneral paresis over 4 per cent. Among
seven state asylums, to which 1,012 pa
tients were admitted In lsin), there were
Cii cases of general paresis, or a little over
3 per cent. If 4 per cent, be the general
ratio for this disease in the state or .cw
York, then the total number of paret! 'S
among the' 10.000 Insitne would be about
610. As a matter of fact, the number Is
much greater, because the proportion of
this disease is larger in the New iork and
Kings county asylums than :n those of
the state at large. Hut even If there were
but 4,UU0 eases of general paresis anion,!
the 1U0.U00 Insane of this country, It would
bo an extraordinary eviuei re of tho devel
opment of a (II eaae wiil'di u tho lint cen
tury was certainly net known, even If it
did exist.
What are wo to Infer from these
figures? The lrrfmsdisits Inference, of
course, Is that the American people are
ru.ihing themselves into premature do-
cay. This Is a natural consequence of
the; prevalent crowding of great masses
of people Into unwholesome cities.
Fifty years ago the man was a rarity
In this country who had not, ns a boy,
been reared on a farm or else sufficient
ly near to a farm to Inhals pure nlr, get
ample exercise and preserve a speaking
acquei4ntanco with Mother Nature ot
fluU hand. Today, If a census could be
taken of tho young Americans who
have never Been n real, country farm
nor basked with any regularity in the
health-giving freedom of rural environ
ment, It would doubtless astonish the
cheerful optimists who imagine that
the rush of the younger generation city
wards is fraught with no evils to the
future of our country and of our race.
No doubt a tlmo will some day come
when the American people will come to
their senses and then take life easy.
Present proce;s?s of slow suicide must,
it would seem, sometime pall upon the
'masses who are today their facile vic
tims. The idea that civilization can
permanently deprive these w'ao nre at
least nominally civilized of common
sense is hardly to bo entertained with
out libtllng mankind. Therefore it Is
not to be supposed that the coming
man, and especially the coming Ameri
can, will be content to Invito physical
degeneracy and mental decay by for
ever continuing the present stampede
for urban homes and for urban-won
dimes and dollars. A period must come
when the pendulum of popular habit
will reverse Itself; when the maddened
multitude will tire of the city's stench
and roar and pollutions, and will go
back once more to the old homcstca"d,
with its lavish sunlight and Its nuothlng
shndt'3 and slumber.
In the meantime, there la apparently
nothing to do but to take chances on
escaping the fool-catcher.
Lackawanna county has good reason
to feel satisfied with the work of her
representatives in tho legislature dur
ing the session end-ad Saturday. Our
senator and" three members of the
house were first, termers; but that fact
did not deter them from achieving for
their constituents as much good, solid
work ns If. they had been veterans like
Representative Farr. Equally eatls-
factory has been the record of Heading
Clerk James E. Watltins, who Is pro
nounced by old members to be one of
the most obliging and efficient officials
ever In that position. In fact, the
county has received signal proof of Its
discernment In selecting an unanimous
Republican delegation.
The New York Press Is greatly exer
cteed at the failure of the recent con
ference between the Associated and the
United press to reach an agreement
preventing the duplication of news; and
it predicts that steps may be taken to
force ah agreement. The matter Is one
of slight interest to the public; but we
venture the opinion, in which doubt
less the public will concur, that keen
competition will do neither organiza
tion permanent harm. There Is busi
ness enough In the country for two
g-ood news associations; and our ex
perience has been that when two are
lighting each ether the public Is better
served than when one has a monopoly
of the field and can do or not do as It
pleases.
r
If the Seranton base ball club shall
carry out Its announced Intention of
sparing no reasonable expenditure for
better players, It will find such expen
diture a good buaine-s. policy. Scran
ton will Bupport a good club properly
managed, and support It well. No
doubt It will be difficult to get good
players in the middle of the season; but
with proper effort material Improve
ment can undoubtedly be made In the
piuent Inefficient team. We wish Man
ajr liarnie irood luck In his present
rjut'Bt for players.
I 'resident Koosevelt'sllttletrlckof un
expectedly catching Gotham's "finest"
in the act of neglecting their duty Is a
kind of beat which these carelosa cop
pers probably do not relish a little bit.
IHit It Is Just like Teddy, who 13 not a
man to be trifled with.
- - -
The failure of tho house to appro
priate money for the proposed senator
ial Investigation of Philadelphia after
all contains certain elements of poetic
justice. I'lilladt-lphians who want their
city probed ouht to be willing to pay
he frcI::i;t.?oK:(i
''.r-
"Why should" any American rare a
rnn;) of his finer about foreign silver?
Why not coin such of the American
product as Is not needed In the arts,
and bar nil other silver out by moans
of a high tariff?
Tho breezy, get-there-or-bust way in
vhich PUtfcburs Is moving to secure the
next Republican national convention
certainly deserves to succeed. Scran-
ton itself could not do better.
According to printed reports Seran
ton Is to have two daily Prohibition pa
pers. The more the merrier. Local
Journalism lately has certainly been a
trifle tame.
Representative Lawrence's busgy-
ride homeward from Ilarrlsburfr will
doubtless bo the means of adding two
worthy names to the roll call for road
reform.
Occasional news of wage advances
serves the useful purpose of reminding
the country what Democratic Imbecil
ity lately did In the way of wage pros
tration.
Some of the political news that one
rcad3 nowadays In certain local papers
a untrue, and some of It Is not so. You
can buy your paper and take your
choice.
1.
This being a dull period In news cir
cles, It looks aj If a good deal of politi
cal "news" in the Sunday papers was
being made to order.
The ascension of Olney has not, so
far ns we can discern, surcharged the
great American public with overmas
tering enthusiasm.
The esteemed Truth's "Greater
Seranton" plan will doubtless ' have
some difficulty In obtaining Burgess
Duggan's support.
,
vv ilkes-Barrols new million-dollar
court house can now proceed to take
Its place alongside Scranton's new nor
mal school.
This talk of clothing Judges In gowns
would be more to the point just now If
it should substitute sweaters.
POLITICAL GOSSIP.
Among those who havo accepted Invlta-
lonsi to be present during -the Cleveland
convention of tho llepubllcun National
league, which will assemble one week from
Wednesday, are " ex-Speaker Thomas B.
Itcc-d; Senator Fred T. Dubois, of Idaho;
Senator-elect John M. Thurston, of Ne
braBka; Senator- Thomas H. Carter, of
Montana; Senator Henry Cabot Lodge", of
AlaHsachusttts; Governorelectod) H. Clay
ICvnnif, of Tennessee; Alfred Dolge, of New
York; Delegate Frank J. Cannon, of Utah;
Governor Hastings, of Pennsylvania; Sen
ator Knute Nelson, of Minnesota; 8ena-
or-eloct Julius C. liurrows, of Michigan ;
Governor D. Kussoll Urown, of Ithodo
sland; General Kdwlu A. McAlpIn, of
Now York; General ltussell A. Alger, of
Michigan; Governor MeKlnley, of Ohio;
x-C4overnor Joseph B. Foraker, of Ohio:
Senator Allison, of Iowa; Kobert P. Por
ter, of Ohio; Congressman Chnrles A.
Doutelle, of Maine; M. H. De Younur, of
California; James S. Clurkson, of lown,
Rnd Senator John Patton, Jr., of Michigan.
ICx-Prcsldent Harrison, Uovornor Morton
and Chauneey M. Dopew are expected to
honor the convention with brief visits.
Spcochcs will bo mude by ex-Senator War
ner Miller, Governor MeKlnley, cx-Oov-crnor
Fornkor, General James B. Clurkson,
Mrs. J. Kllen Foster, A. B. Cummins and
John M. Thurston. Thero will be a major
ity of the members of the Republican na
tional committee at the convention.
II II II
Tho recent state convention of Pennsyl
vania Prlhlbltlonists did not, as erron
eously reported in some papers, adopt a
plank favoring roe coinage of silver.
Such a plank was reported from the pom.
rrilttc on resolutions, with a majority rec
ommendation, but the minority mado such
a light over It that the whule currency
ruiustion van laid on tho table. All of the
other resolutions wore, adopted. They re
lated to tlu followlng'qneallons: The to
tal suppression of tho liquor traffic; the
protection of tho Sabbath as a day of rest;
granting tho rights of suffrage to women;
better educational facilities In the public
schools, und oppoaln state appropriations
to sectarian schools; extending tho period
of naturalization of all foreigners' to six
years; opposing all trusts and combines,
and settling ail disputes between capital
and labor by arbitration; the adjustment
of ail tariff questions by a non-partisan
commission vested with the ,necsary
powers; the uniting of all reform parties
that the president, vice president and
United States senators should bo elected
by the direct vote of the people; repre
sentation of all political parties in legis
lative bodies in proportion to the vote of
each party; government control of rail
roads, telegraph and telephono lines, with
public- roads; opposing Indiscriminate for.
elgn immigration.
II II II
An Interesting battle la promised next
week at Cleveland, over tho election of a
successor to W. W, Tracy, of Chicago, tho
present efficient president of tho llopub
llcan National league. Now York's candi
date will most likely be General Edwin A
McAlpln. General McAlpln was prcsidont
of tho New York State League of Itcpub
llcan clubs, and ho Is extremely popular
with tho league members throughout the
country. The (Massachusetts delegation
will probably put Henry Cabot Lodge In
tho Held as their candidate. Governor
Brown, of ithodo Island, may break the
Now England vote, which probably would
otherwise go solidly to Senator Lodge,
Pennsylvania will harmonize on Governor
Huttings, who was an unsuccessful canal.
da to. for the honor at tho Louisville con
vention. M. H. Do Young, of California,
who was also un unsuccessful aspirant at
tho same convention, Is expected to cross
swords airaln with Mr. Hastings. Accord
lug to the New York Press there Is con
slderable talk of sending tho presidency
south, to H. Clay Kvans, of Tennessee,
and should tho convention get Into n dead
lock Senator Stephen B. KIkins may bo
brought out as a dark-horse candidate.
II II II
Advices from Washington nre to the ef
fect that Senator Cameron treats his presi
dential eandlclncy as a good deal of a Joke,
Tlicsn fulvleos urn doubtless correct. The
Tuct is that even If the senator's silver
views provoked no opposition In tho east,
he Is cot the kind of man likely to bo
nominated for president by either of the
leading parties. A presidential candidate
la rxpected to be In touch with tho masses
of the people, on all questions which affect
the people. Senator Cameron not only is
not a popular man. In tho sense of having
a largo and enthusiastic personal follow
Ing, but he makes no effort to oourt popu
lar favor. A story Is told of him which 11
lustratcs this. During one of his senato
rial fights a lieutenant well known In thin
city notified the senator that If he would
Invite n certain member to hla Ilarrisburg
mansion and "Jolly" him up a bit he could
probably capture that member's vote.
"Go to the man," was Cameron's reply
"and ascertain his price. If I need blm I
will send him a cheek. I don't want eat
tie like him to defile my house with their
presence."
!l II II
Judge Henry C. Caldwell, of the Klghth
federal circuit court, at St. J'liul, Minn.,
who became prominent by his rulings dur
ing the railway strikes a year or two ago,
Is an ardent free sllverlte. tint he does not
abuse those who do not think ns In thinks
on this question. In a letter to the Iowa
Bimetallic league he says: "1 havo llio
ureutest respect for President Cleveland
because he fa one of tho few great party
leaders In this country today who has the
courage and honesty to boldly avow his
views on this question. The majority of
those who nre credited with being leaders
of their p:ii ty are either as mut j ns oys
tors or utter empty and meaningless plati
tudes In tho hopo of currying favor with
both sides. I have great respect for a renl
11 nnd avowed 'gold bug,' but only con
tempt for a straddle bug. On questions of
public policy affecting the weal nnd woo
of the country th man who openly nnd
boldly uvown his sentiments, however er
roneous tiny may be, Is loss dangerous
than tho coward or hypocrite, 'lhe for
mer never, but tho latter always, disap
points you."
It Is announced that New York will
make a bid for both the Democratic nnd
lljpubllean national conventions next
year. Gollitem has never had a Repub
lican convention, and the last time the
Democrats met there was In when
Horutlo Seymour w.13 nominated. Pitts
burg, Cincinnati, Chicago, St. Louis and
San Francisco arc all out hustling for tho
conventions. Ban Frunclsco lu perhaps
the most active on tho list up to date.
General Clarksen, Mr. I.lanley und sev
eral other prominent members of the Ke-
publlcan national committee are said to be
in favor of sending their convention to
tho Pacific coast. It will require a ma
Jorlty of tho full committee to decide tho
matter. David Martin, tho Pennsylvania
committeeman, Is said to favor I'hll.idel
phia.
Here are two planks from tho Kentucky
Republican platform which havo the
proper sound: "We favor a tariff so regu
lated ns to protect tho Interests of all
classes of our citizens upon articles that
may be successfully manufactured or pro
duced In this country, thus Insuring good
wages to the laborer and a home market
to the producer, and In connection with
this we favor the re-establluhment of tho
doctrlno of reciprocity."
"Wo favor an American policy which will
protect Americans nnd American Interests
In any part of the world at all hazards,
and will sympathize with strongly re
publican rather than Ignorant monarchies."-
II II II
Kentucky Republicans, In their recently
adopted platform, mistakenly spenk of tho
Intrinsic value of a dollar. They mean,
of course, the market value of tho sub
stance of which tho dollar Is composed.
Economists nowadays reject tho word "In
trinsic," as tending toward confusion.
For many purposes Iron has a larger In
trinsic value than gold; but gold has a
larger market value. Tho Kentucky mis
take Is a common one; but It Is none the
less a mistake.
WISE AND OTHERWISE.
The late Judge Clrenhnm was In many
respects a liberal-minded mnn. In proof of
which this circumstance Is recalled, re
latlng to his first experience ns a cabinet
minister under Arthur. Senator Voor-
liees, Colonel Dick Bright and a number
of other Demoorats he recognized no
party In soclul matters and two or three
Republicans prominent In Indiana public
life, among them Colonel Dudley, then
commissioner of pensions, were In Gen
eral Greshum's room at trio poBtofllco de
partment, relutlng Hoosler anecdotes, and
when the, party got up to go tho general
Invited them out to take a drink, for ho
occasionally took a social smile. All ac
cepted but one, who la known throughout
tho state as a tectotallor. "What!" ex
claimed General Gresham, "won't you Join
us In a drink?" "I never drink anything,"
waB the reply. "Well," continued the
general, "como down and take a cigar."
"No, thnnks; I never smoke." "Don't you
ever awcar?" asked the general. "Never,"
was tho reply. "W'ou't drink, don't smoke,
rover swears," repented tho general. "Do
you know," he continued, with a smile,
"that you have the traits of a very bad
man?" i
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REAL JOY:
TIs sweet when nordld cares distress
And apprehensions thrill,
When griefs of yesterday opprcBS
And Hope today la still,
To meet some old-time friend again
With whom glad hours were spent,
And have him pay you five or ten
That you'd forget you lent.
Washington Star.
'
Tho strong characteristic of Secretary
Greuhnm wan his loyalty to his friends.
Uno of his warmest friends -was Colonel
William B. Morrison, n lifelong Democrat
of the shagbark hickory school. Mor
rison and Greshum were wont to meet al
most every duy when both were In Wash
ington, and Morrison thought as much of
Clrenhnm an Greshum did of him. It was
amusing, says a Washington paper, to noto
the sparnng matches theso old soldiers of
politics would have with one another.
When the circuit Judgeship was vacant
recently in Chicago, and before Showaltcr
was appointed to fill It, there were per
haps a score of applications for the place.
Morrison called on Gresham toVasunlly
talk the vacancy over. Afterward Mor
rison was askad what candidate Gresham
favored. "Well," said the colonel, cheer
fully, "Orssham and I are the best of
friends, but of course we don't toll each
other everything. I went up there today
to find out who Gresham was for. We
talked to each other for a long while, and
I asked him who he wanted; and he asked
mo who I was for, and between us we
named a heap of people, and each said he
did not care anything about it at all. But,
I'll toll you," and here the colonel became
very Impressive, "tho fact was Gresham
was lying to me and I was lying to him,
and each knew the other fellow was lying,
and I reckon we didn't either of us find
out much of anything."
RHYME3 OF THK TIMES:
He "lined a hymn" In beauty wrought,
And moved the people by his tears;
When ho began to preach they thought
"A day was as a thousand years."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Dar's er heap ob satlsfacshun In er fiddle,
Era gran' planner standln' 'gin de wall;
But fo' swing yo' co'nors, ladles i ft de mid
dle, De banjo, chile, am what can beat 'em all
Judge.
This world's a most eccentric plnee
Tho thought we can't dislodge
One-half Is begging for the work
Tho other wants to dodge.
'Washington Star.
TOLD 1JY THE STAKS.
Daily Iloroscopo Drawn by Ajncchus, Tho
Trlbuno Astrologer.
Astrolabe ca3t: 1.47 a. m. for Monday,
June 10, 1895.
A child born this day will be of the opin
ion that tho string on Councilman
Sweeney's "pull" must havo been broken
In his recent sudden departure from a
South Side car.
Tho base ball field Is one of tho best Il
lustrations of the battlo of life. No mat
ter how brilliant your record only a few
bad errors ate necessary to have tho
bleachers "agin" you.
Thero Is considerable speculation here
abouts as to whether hypnotic Influence
over Journalistic Trllbys can be kept In
force past the time allotted for the ghost
to walk.
The wise candidate continues to hedge
on the currency Issue.
Aj.icchiis' Advice.
Ride not upon a pass this da?. In case
you are smashed up It will be difficult for
surviving friends to receive comfort from
legal proceedings against tho company.
II! Fiill
M.
AT
'l3l AND 133
WASHINGTON AVE
911
The Best of Them
All Is the
ZERO
Porch Chairs nj Rockers,
Fine Rosd Chairs and Rockers,
A Few Baby Carriages Left at Cost,
Cedar Chests, Moth Proof, in
Three Sizes.
' 131 AND 133
WASHINGTON AVE.
HAVILAND & GO'S
LIIOCES FRENCH CHINA
Wc have just opened our sec
oral import order for the seasou
and Lave a limited number of
Diuuer Set3
1 13 Pieces
For $32.00
THE
it
LIMITED.
422 LACKAWANNA AVENUE.
DR. HILL & SON
ALBANY
DENTISTS.
Bet teeth. S5.R0: best sat. ?R: for fold caps
and teeth without plates, called crown and
brldfro work, call for prices and refer
ences. TONAI.OIA, for extracting teotfe
without pain. No ether, mo gas.
OVER FIRST NATIONAL. BANK.
THAT WONDERFUL
Tone is found only 111 the WEBER
Call nd nro these Pianos; and some fine aoo-
ond-hand Pianos wo have taken in exchange
for thero.
GUERNSEY BROTHERS,
fisf i2 S
,600 Pieces Muslin Underwear
IN OUK SUMMER BARGAIN SALE.
S
Beginning Saturday, June 8th, and lasting only one week. The occasion that the
ladies of Seranton and vicinity watch for each season. Tliere will be greater values than
ever before. Everybody knows that every garment we offer is well made, full in size, beaii
fully trimmed and contains good material.
See our window display of Gowns at 39c, 49c, 59c. and 68c. Ladies' Drawers at 17
cents. Elegant shape Embroidered Corset Covers at 25 cents. Chemise, Skirts and In
fants' Slips and Dresses correspondingly cheap during this sale.
. i&SrThese special prices will positively prevail for only one week many lots will
probably be sold in less time.
$-r5Through courtesy of the manufacturers of the
Celebrated
mwmmmB
CORSETS
we are making the grandest window display of Corsets ever
placed on exhibition, one which is worth traveling miles
to see.
Though we are selling hundreds of Men's
Light-Colored Summer Suits, at remarkably low
prices, we are also serving a great many discrimi
nating'patrons of genteel tastes with the Medium
and Dark Worsteds and notably Imported English
Serge Suitings model cut, scrupulously made, reli
able sewings, hand-made button holes, permanent
buttons, and in every detail rivaling any Suit made
to measure.
OUR PRICES RANGE FROM $12.00 TO $20.00,
And we invite the inspection of the skeptic as well
as the connoisseur.
"THE QBFJTCRQ " SQUARE DEALING CLOTHIERS,
I IIL ClWi I ILIldj HATTERS AND FURNISHERS,
An $S.50 Extension Table for $6.00 at HULL &
CO.'S. Special sale of Dining Room Furuiture,
THIS WEEK ONLY
Some bargains in Sideboards, Tables, Chairs
and China Closets, THIS WEEK ONLY.
MULL & CO.
Bolts, Nuts, Bolt Ends, Turnbuckles, Washers, Riv
ets, Horse Nails, Files, Taps, Dies, Tools and Sup
plies. Sail Duck for mine use in stock.
SOFT - STEEL - HORSE - SHOES,
And a full stock of Wagon Makers' Supplies, Wheels,
Hubs, Rims, Spokes, Shafts, Poles, Bows, etc,
Fine
Stationery
Blank Books,
Office Supplies,
EDISON'S MIMEOGRAPH
And bupplios,
TYPE WRITERS' SUPPLIES
nnu uuiTLiirLHiLLnuii
IN ALL ITS BRANCHES.
REYNOLDS BROS.
Stationers and Engravers,
317 LACKAWANNA AVE.
ARE THE BEST COASTERS.
Consequently they must run easier;
than any other wheel. Call
and examine them.
TTEllElEui
SCR ANTON, PA.
a go..
OAK BILL STUFF.
THE COMMONWEALTH
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22 Commonwealth
M Bld'g, Seranton, Pa.
TELEPHONE 482.
mi
EVERY WOMAN
l''i:ti ac SomaMttanncedat wllabl,onttal7,retuUUii medicine. Onlf riarmloM and
!&i i'ki r tho purest drugs abouM ba used, u you warn ine w, get
Dr. Peal's Pennyroyal Pills
For stale by JOHN H. PHELPS, Pharmacist, cor. Wyoming Avenue and
Spruce Strjot, Seranton Ps.
C. M. FLO RE Y,
222 WYOMING AVENUE,
Y. M. C. A. BUILDING.
TAKING A COOL MILLION
la bettor than lilcklnK up a hot penny, nnd life
with a vnod refrigoratur ia better worth living
than without one We linvo sonio refrigera
tors thnt wo are nicknaming "ico rconoraie
r." Theirothor name ia Alaska, You know
what that meane, We will also give you
credit for knowing what first-clam Hardware
ia. Have you ever been In onr afore? You
have here an opportunity for exorcising your
knowledge yos nnd your admiration nnd as
tonishment about such thlmnaa gaH ana oil
atovea, ct :. Don't ba covatoua, though.
tin
I., Washington' in