' r r r THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE THURSDAY MORNING. MAY 23. 1895. . Dally aad Wenkly. No Sunday Edition. fublUhed at Bcranton, Pa , by The Trlbunt Pub. iianinir company. Kew York Office: Tribune Building, Frank & Uray, auuagor. (. . KINQMURV, Pan. Oih'i Ma. I. H. RIPPLE, liowt Tae. LIVVS. RICHARD. Cerroa. W.W. 0VI. BuoiNiee M.N.ota. W. W. VOUNQ8, Ac v. Maae-e, t.tTSniD AT Till POJTorrtOi AT 8CRANT0N. FA., AS BICOIID CLiSa HAIL UATTIiK. "rrlnlpra Ink." Ihe rormTnlrct jonrnnl for idrpp Hi., rn;w Tiik Sciun n Tkiiii'nk eit the beat a.lvvrttnlnir milium lit NmiLpuatum renuvyWe- uia. "I'riuierr ua auuna. Inn "rici.T TnliiUMK, IhsiimI Every Saturday, ContaUia Twelvu HamlHome I'usni, with an Abuii dance of Kewe, VUllou. anil Well KiMliM MUcel laity. Kor Tlliiee Who Oaunot Take Tlia 1UU-Y THiot'Nic. the Weakly la Kecommeniteil aa the Baal llarcaln liolnf . Only 1 a Year, ui Advenes. till TiuVHi la fur Sale Solly nt the D , L. and W. but Ion at Uubokeu. BCRANTON, MAY 2J, ISM. "The American people, frura tradition and interest, FAVOK D1METAI.L1SM, and the Republican party demands trie use of BOTH GOLD AND SILVER AS STANDARD MONEY, with such restrictions and un der such provisions, to be determined by legislation, as will secure the mainten ance of tho parity of values of the two metals, eo that the purchaelnc and debt- paying power of tho dollar, whether of silver, cold or paper, shall be at all times equal." Republican utlonal platfutm, June 7, 18BJ. The Religious Uarb Bill. The defeat of the religious Barb bill In the senate Tuesday Is liable to nils construction. We trust that It will not be construed to mean that the senate of Pennsylvania favors the Introduc tion of sectarian Influences In the fro public schools, or has no word of ob jection against the emploympnt. as teachers in these achjoK of persons who have previously, by sacred vows, unreservedly dedicated their s?rvtces to a particular church or fiLh. l( such a view should be taken by any consider able number of citizens throusa.ut the commonwealth, it would be a serious misfortune; and the senators who have voted to kill the bill would be guilty of grave error of Judgment. It is not only constitutional, but It Is also business-like that the public which lays the salaries of Us public school teachers should receive the undivided allegtance of those teachers during school hours. It la neither prudent nor equitable to expect the state to share this allegiance with any sect. Whether the garb be that of a Protestant or a Catholic religion makes absolutely no difference; it Is objectionable In the public school room whenever ft typlfles a previous dedication of services Incom patible with the service demanded and paid for by the state. Anil public senti ment should resist to the last any effort to divide this responsibility, no matter by whom put forth. Upon these points there is no safe room for any possible difference of pri vate opinion or variation In public pol icy. But; It may well be questioned whether the proper place to regulate the matter is not In the local boards of control.' The men who serve on these boards are usually men of practical wisdom and discretion. They are in touch with the people and as a rule can be trusted to Impose such checks upon the employment and supervision of the instructors hired by them as will satis fy the reasonable wishes of the people. If it was the senate's intention to re commit this problem to local solution, good argument can ibe adduced In Justi fication of Its course. Otherwise, It will discover that It has made a mistake. Secretary Carlisle's Position. There Is a -general disposition throughout the eastern and northern states to view with favor that portion of Secretary Carlisle's Covington speech In which he says: I am in favor of the preservation of the existing standard of value with such use of full legal-tender silver coins, and papir convertible Into coin on demand, as an be maintained without impairing or endan gering the credit of the government or diminishing the purchasing or debt-piy-ing power of the money In the hands of the people. This is neither gold monomet allism nor silver monometallism, but It means that .one standard or measure- of value shall be maintained, and that all forms of standard coins In uire shall lie kept equal to that standard In the pur chase of commodities and In the payment of debts. Any policy which would dis continue the use of silver as monoy, by di rect legal enactment or by undervaluing it relatively to gold In the coinage laws, would certainly result In practical gold monometallism, and,' on the other hand, It Is equally clear that any policy which would discontinue the une of gold as money, by legal enactment or by under valuing that metal relatively to silver in the coinage laws, would result In praotlcal silver monometallism, - - We Interpret this assertion to have reference, not to a single metallic unit of coinage; but ito a unit governing the standard weight and fineness of both Cold amd silver, and retaining In all our money the sovereign merit of Intercon vertlbillty. The position is practically Identical With that outlined by the last Republican national convention; and if Interpreted In a spirit of fairness ' toward silver can be Indorsed by all classes Cf moderate blmetalllsts. We do not believe that a programme em bodying Independent and unlimited sil ver oolnage at the ratio of 16 to 1 will 1 carry In this country so long as there Is a reasonable prospect of an Interna tional bimetallic agreement. The most that friends of silver can expect is such - a treatment of the American product as will starve both the purposes of a sound currency andtrelleve the western states of the undeserved burden put upon ithem by the recent unthinking onslaught upon silver. The action of Germany In moving for Internattlonal concunreiice in a bimet allic standard will dispose to further patience many who would otherwise be inclined to take some chances on In dependent cffoi't. If ticaretary CurllHle can promise that the president will do his part toward furthering an Inter national conference, his pica for caution-may not prove Ineffectual. Mivt wc Btlll aro of tho opinion that this quru will nut be correctly solved until Re publican statesmanship ahull solve it. Servants or Autocrats, Which? The claim of those street railway managers who contend, regurdleus uf tho facts, t'hat no safety fetuler has yet been designed snllMeiUly meritorious to fulfill their critical requirements Is that they ought to have ithe privilege of "running tholr own buslntjs lu their own way." But is It their own IiunI ness? Dors the public no longer pos sess rlglita which a trolley corporation is bound to respect? The residents of our American cltlfs, Sorunton Included, are all more or loss vitally interested in luivlnn those ques tions authoritatively answered. If a street railway company, after acquiring tho public's permission to use tho pub lic's thoroughfares for purposes of pri vate prollt. Is to enjoy powers 'trans cending the powers of the public which chartered It; and Is to continue, with Impunity, to malm and murder people because too uvarlclous to take reason able ptv.-uutlon for their protection, the fact phould be definitely known, so that no further charters may be granted. The Impression existing anions the lulty now Is that a corporation which exists by public courtesy is still amen able to public regulation; and that it is high time this fact were recognised by our law-making assemblies. If this im pression Is erroneous, the people should be so Informed. Whlletherels no wish to deal unfairly with the trolley managers, it Is essential to the public welfare that these lordly beings be taught the full measure of their responsibility to the people. If they are under any responsi bility; and that the obligations which they now appear to ignore should. If such longer exist, be made plain to them beyond possibility of further evasion. Hr. Piatt Talks. Mr. Piatt has been interviewed by 'Gath." The result hs interesting. He predicts Republican defeat in Xew York this fall, and blames It on Mayor Strong. The latter, he says, he "knew very little about. He has broken prom ises all around. He has brought in men from other states and made a dumping ground of them in Xew York, which is resented by the political forces. One man from New Jersey, another from Newport, R. I., hold important places. The most Important offlee he gave to Waring, such an ill-regulated man that. In addition to cleaning the streets, he has assailed the self-respect of all the soldiera. Strong, however, adheres to him." Nor Is the ex-senator's humor much sweeter in relation to the man whom he Is generally credited with having nominated for governor. "Mr. Morton." he says, "has not satisfied me. I think the conditions under which one accepts a political preferment ought to be as good as any other promise. Mr. Morton hesitated about accepting. He did not know that his age and health would let him serve. His wife was understood to be opposed to his re-entering politic. I think that she has th force of the fam ily. My luck in sustaining public men has bef-n often adverse. However, I think that Governor Morton can obtain the support of New York state In the presidential convention if he wishes to be a candidate. The governor does not like to be made a target of. I think he does protty much what the mugwumps request of him." Concerning his break with Mllhol- land, Mr. Piatt says: The commencement of the attacks upon me was from the Mllholland organisation. Mllholland was a reporter under Held, on the Tribune. Ho It a smart fellow, ag gressive, active, and without discretion. 1 rather humored his organisation, believing that It would stimulate our regular or ganization to activity. But the backers of Mllholland resolved to make his experi mental organisation the permanent city organization. I told our country Repub licans that they must sustain the regular organization. Mr. Mllholland's backer then threatened me. I told him to fight me If he wanted to, but that In the long run I thought he would be the greater suf ferer. The city printing, worth $2Q,WHJ a year, dropped out of his emoluments. Orders had been left to attack me. Whn they undertook a line of personal assault 1 served notice, however, upon tho Repub lican party that I would convey soma reminiscences which would not he pleasant concerning the Garfield campaign of Vj. From that time charges of corruption have stoppsd. You asked me whelhcr Mllhol land did not piece out tho Harrison ticket In m. Yes, entirely so. President Har rison, like many of the men I have had nn understanding with, did not keep his word. and after he was nominated I went up to Senator Washburn's house, where I was stopping In Minneapolis. Most of the New York delegation also left the convention hall. Twenty-seven delegates were left to act for seventy-two. Thoy nominated Mr. Rold, who brought the Indignation of the labor vole down upon the ticket. Hut I do not think Harrison could have been elected In any event. (Mr. Piatt scores Lemuel Ell Qulgg, Theodore Roosevelt and several other gentlemen with whom he has had cer tain differences, and concludes a char acteristic Interview with this remark concerning Dr. Parkhurst: "He Is a smart man, I think, from up Connecti cut way. He ha Intellectual qualities, particularly for formulation. My con ception of htm, however, Is that he is consumed with the passion for noto riety and Importance, not uncommon with preachers of the goepel who work up another celebrity than that, of pas tors. Again, he Is partly cracked, I think. When he gets going he has very little control over himself. ' Of course, a man of his velocity and high, self-es teem will have some following for a time." No oomment Is necessary on the fore going statements. Rut If advice be In order, we should soy, with apologies to Senator Quay: "Dear Piatt don't talk." Alluding to the approaching conven tion of the Republican National league the esteemed Comerclul-Ousette of Pittsburg says: "The work of tho Re publican national convention must be left solely' to thut body, nnd any at tempt to p.ntlrlpnte, forestall or direct It a y .nr In advance would be not only futile but harmful." If our conlem poruty wihet to suggest thut such on attempt Is probable at Cleveland, next month, it probably labors under a hal lucination. Tho National leugue, since 'ts oiKiiiilxotton, hit" exhibited a thor ough appreciation of Its functions and limitations; and the same Is true of most, if not all, the slate orgunlsuitlons. It is not claimed In any quarter that tiie league can bind tho Republican pnlty lo its deliverances, but as a rep resentative assemblage, the league con vention Is entitled to express Its opin ions and would bo derelict If It did not express them. Our Pittsburg contem porary may dismiss any possible four that tho league does not understand its place. Whatever may be the legiit Btatus of Mayotr Nichols' vigorous fijrht upon the social evil in Wllkos-llarrv, there Is no doubt that his intentions ure good, and that our neighboring city stands In need of Just such u refornioitlon. . Puvld Martin euys he is satisfied; Senator Quay is eure that ho ie; and the remainder of the state, from all re ports, appear to bo doing us well as could be expected. Let us have peace. WISE ASP OTHERWISE. The ceeentrle artist, Whistler, Is nn American by birth, though a story Is told of his claiming to have come direct from heaven. It seems that one of his models, after having posed a surprisingly long timo In silence, broke out: "Mr. Whistler, where wore you born?" "t never was born, my child." he replied. "I descended from on high." And she exclaimed: "Now that Just shows how easily we de ceive ourselves In this world. I should much sooner have said you came up from be'.ow." Whistler, by the way, has quar reled with Raffaeli, the great French im pressionist. The other day when Whistler was mentioned to him Mr. ItuflfiiiMI laUKhed with great gusto and said: "Oh, he Is an extraordinary man, that Whistler. 1 had some meeting's with him, and tho last was a bad meeting, very bad, and now Mr. Whistler does not know Mr. Raffaelll, and Mr. Kattaelll does not know .Mr. Whistler." a JINGLING HUMOR: Achievements totter In a day; Like chatT the works of ages go; But come what may, they're here to stay The men who say: "I told you so." Washington Star. Now doth the fly sit calmly by The neighborhood to scan; Nor tlnds by search a better perch Than the electric fan. Washington Star. Although well blessed with earthly goods His Joys were fragile as a bubble; He fretted 'neath the worst of debts Because he always borrowed trouble. New York World. All hail to great George Washington! Let's follow in his track. Ho never was nor couldn't be An anglomanlac. Washington Star. That our sober solons at Harrlsburg occasionally relax will readily be granted when one has read this little episode In the Philadelphia Record: Representative Sam Cochrane, of Armstrong, wan show ing the sights to several of his rural constituents and Introducing them to the big men about the legislative halls. After doing the rounds. Representative Kow and others Joined the party and enacted a little farce-comedy for the benefit of the countrymen, one of whom talked fluently of his services In the t'nlon army and how he had led the charae at Chlrkamaugn. "Look out," said some ono, pointing to Fow, "there la an old rebel soldier." "What! a rebel In the Pennsylvania legis lature!" exclaimed the astonished coun tryman. "Yes," said Fow, "I served In the Third Louisiana Tigers and helpod to turn your left flunk at Chlcamuuga." Some hot words followed and Fow, almost exploding with laughter, began to pull off his coat. Cochrane began to do the same and Jumped In to help his constituents. The lights were turned off, the table upset and, to cap the climax, one of those pres ent drew a toy pistol. That settled It. The "hero of t'hlikamauga" thought everything was In dead earnest and as soon as he could break loose he made a dash for the door and flew up the stairs Ilk a flash. At 3 a. m. Cochrane was still Searching for his missing constituent, while his friends wuro sore from laughing. WIIERR: Whore are the birds whose promised song Was rudely quenched by cruel frost? Where aro the sunbeams thnt ero now liy laughing wavelets should be tossed? Where are the flowers whose perfume Should freight the breezes as they blow, And where, oh, where, Is the straw hat That decked the street some time ago? Washington Star, a a . Wo have all heard of tho sorrowing rela tive who, after mournfully telling about the sadness of his kinsman's death, brightened up at the thought that the corpse was so beautifully laid out that the family wns "tickled to death." A story In the same vein Is narrated by Henry Clay Dnrnnhce, tho Inimitable comedian of the Rostonlans. It Is a story Illustra tive of the undying master passion of the actor. An actor who plays Juvenile roles met a leading man on Rrondwny, The lending man was dressed in deep Itlnck, Thero was a wide band of cropo on his hat, and ho had discarded tho patent leather shoes an actor loves for shoes with subdued polish that spoke of grief. "What's the matter?" asked the Juvenile. "My father Is dead," answered the leading man In a heart-broken voice The Juvenile expressed his sympathy. "When did he die?" he asked. "Last week. We burled him today a nice funeral," answered the heart-broken voice, "Large attendance?" asked the Juvenile. "Largo attendance!" he cried. "My boy, we turned thorn away." , e a EPIGRAM AND REPARTEE; "Dah am some men," said Uncle Eben, "dot regards eb'ry change In de weddah as a change foh de 'wus." Washington Star. "When 'er man talks er tremenjus sight 'bout what a good frlen' ob your'n he Is," said Uncle Ebcn, "listen ter lm, but doan trade hosses wlf "im." Washington Star. Mrs. Gray "What a terrible thing has happened to the Blacks! Mr. Black was coming home from his olub the other night and he foil down and broke his leg so badly that he has had to have It amputated." Mrs. Green-"Lost his leg! Isn't it awful? And his family saw so little of htm bo- fore!" Boston Transcript. Lady (who has a sick husband) "Don't you think, doctor, that you ought to bleed my husbund?" Doctor (ubsent mlndedly) "No, niuilain, not until he gets well. Philip Welch. Sunday School Teacher If you had your choice, WUIle, would you rather be aa wise as Solomon, as great as Julius Caesar, as rich us Croesus, us eloquent as Demos thenes, us tall ns Goliath, or us good us the prophet ,HIIJuh? Willie I'd ruther be a drummer In a bruss bund, Chicago Trlbuuu. In ono of tho Interior towns of Michigan, says tlio Detroit Free Press, reside two lawyers who have u weakness which mail' treats llsulf at periodical Intnrvuls, It Is only In a mild form, though, so tholr friends ruther take It us a Joke than other wise, especlully us bo III of them are ruther well along In years. One night they hup peued to meet on their wuy home, and though ono shied and tried to keep In tho shade the other wouldn't have It that way. It wus evident that ho wanted something. for he tackled his legal friend without ceremony. "Say, Charlie," he suld, "In that you?" "Course. It Is," wus the ru BIHinse, "Didn't s'pose I was going around In disguise, did you? What do you wunt?" "Want to know what time It Is, that's all." It was 2 o'clock In the morn ing, and the mini In the shadow of the street knew It, and tipprecluted the fact. "Well," ho said slowly, o as to make the dignity of the occasion more uppurent. "1 decline to tell you. You ought to know better, sir, than to try to get mu to answer a question thut would Incriminate me," und lie puased ulong In tho further shadows, leuvlng his fnlund standing In tho middle of the Bldowulk in a dazed condition. a a a TYING JIKR SHOE: She stood by the door that was festooned with flowers. While the sound of the waits floated lastly through. And young bloods uf fashion and muldH with fat dowers Stood watching us while I was tying her shoe. She wore a red stocking, soft, delicate silk, Her unklo Just turned to perfection- yes, two. And tho edgo of her petticoat, whiter than milk. I suw, and I trembled when tying her shoe. Ah, me, for the days of young love and young life. For tho days when my cares were both trilling and fowl Just seven lung years I've been calling her "wife." And now think it a bore when I'm tying her shoe. Tom Hall in Life. a The man from Wllkes-Barre had spoken long and lavishly In praise of his city, and tho Scrantonlan gave signs of growing un enslness. Finally he begged the Wllkes llarreun's permission to repeat a story once told to him by a young lawyer of the Luzerne bar who had pussed one summer camping out in Colorado. Ho said that while going from his ramp one day to get some provisions he was startled by the ap proach of a large grizzly bear. He had neglected to arm himself, there was not a tree in sight, and apparently no avenuo of escape. It was a desperate position, demanding quick action. He noticed a hollow log lying near by. The opening was Just largo enough for a man of his size to squeeze through. He managed to crawl Inside as the bear was about upon him. The bear kept him a prisoner for some time. In the meantime it had begun to rain and to his horror the log began to swell, squeezing him like a vise. He be gan to realize his time was short for this world. The Wllkes-Uarreon, who had been listening intently to the narrative. Inquired how the lawyer succeeded In free ing himself from his perilous position. The Scrantonlan replied thut a happy thought struck him. He Just remembered thut he had once been a resident of Wllkes-Barre and It made him feel so small that he began to shrink until he was not over one-half his ordinary size. At this point the conversation abruptly ended. EXPLAINED: She had been putting away the winter clothing for the summer. She spent some time examining her sealskin sacque, and finally remarked to her husband: "Henry, we've been cheated." "How?" "Tills Is not genuine seal fur. I'm sure of It. You told me that you paid the very highest figure for It. Now, how do you account for the deception?" "Why, my dear, I can't account for It unless" and his face brightened with n- splrutlon "unless the seals have gotten Into the way of wearing falso hair." a Kdith Sessions Tupper has at last dis covered why Mrs. Frank Leslie married Willie Wilde. It appears that Wilde had regularly asked Mrs. Leslie to marry him for several years, but she hud always re fused, saying she did not care to marry again. Rut one day In London Wilde was to be Mrs. Leslie's escort to a private view of some famous paintings. Mrs. I.iHlle had a gorgeous, a marvelous Paris ian gown, fresh from hor tailor, for the oucuslun, and came Into the room chlo nnd swagger from top to toe. "Well, Willie," she suld, gayly, "you will have the satisfaction of knowing thut you are es corting the best-dressed woman at the exhibition today." Wilde regarded her closely for an Instnnt; then, turning up the sleeve of his shiny coat, he scrutinized It sharply. "Quite a contrast between you and me," ho said, sadly. The contrast suddenly smote Mrs. l-sllo and set her womanly sympathies astir. "Here Is this man," she thought, "of talent, education and Intellect shabbily clothed, living from hand to mouth. Ho loves me. Why should I not marry him, put him at the head of my business and give him an opportunity In lire? We can work to gether end In each other's Interest." And so, pitying him, she married him to give him a chance In the world, and Willie repaid her by gutting drunk as a boiled owl on their wedding night. a a a IN 'A SERIOUS STRAIN: Every production of genius must bo the production of enthusiasm. Disraeli. Cunning pays no regard to vlrtuo, and Is but the low mlmle of wisdom. Holing broke. Employment and ennui are simply In compatible. Mme. Deluzy. Every man bus his moments of Inspira tion, when he fools and thinks and can do what at other times Is Impossible; but they are only moments, and not many of them at a time, and he should, therefore, make most of them. A. Daudet. a a a INDUSTRIAL PACTS: More than fifty kinds of bark are used In tho manufacture of paper. Rico papbr Is not made from rice, but from the membranes of the bread fruit trno. Texas porterhouse steaks cost more In Chicago, New York and Boston than thoy da In London, Paris and Berlin.' Tho United States produced 853,000,000 pounds of coppor last year. The produc tion for 1891 was only 287,0"O,O0O. France produces about 80S,000 tons of finished Iron a year. The ore for It is largely drawn from Algeria, Spain, Elba and Sardinia. Edward Atkinson saya 10,800,000,000 eggs are laid In this country in a year. They are worth 8140,000,000 as much as the pig Iron and wool crop. The largest sailing ship afloat Is the re modeled Persian Monarch, 8,823 tons meas urement. Her Iron masts are 184 feet high from the deck. The fastest trains on the Continent are said to be the expresses of the Northern Railway company, of France. Their speed Is thirty-six miles an hour. It is now proposed In England to drive tram cars by power derived from hugs springs, which cun be wound while the whole Is in motion or otherwise. , POLITICAL NOTES. Recent events would seem to Indicate thut Benator Quay still has considerable Influence In the house at Harrlsburg, as well as In the senate. An admirably Illustrated pamphlet con talnlng the call of President Tracy for next month's national convention at Cloveluiid, O., of the League of Republican clubs, the programme of the convention, articles descriptive of points of Interest In und about Cleveland, and much other de sirable Information has been Issued by the general entertainment committee, con sisting of F. H. Morris, chairman; II. N. Hill, secretary, and C. F. lach, treasurer. The prospectus will be almost indispensa ble to all who contemplate attending this niugnltlcont gathering of the young Re publicans of the nation; and may be read with prollt by those who do not. A non-partisan cumpulgn of education on tho question of sound money will be Inaugurated la the Philadelphia Acudotny of Music on Tuesday evening next, when addresses Will be made by ex Senator Edmuudes, William L. Tron holm, now of New York, who was comp troller of the currency, under President Cleveland's first administration; Hon. Ml chaul D. Darter, ex-mumber of congress from Ohio; Charles Emory Smith and others. The meeting has been orgunlsed by President Roberts, of the Pennsylvania Itullroud company; John 11. Converse, of tho ltuldwln Locomotive works; Joseph Wharton, of the Bethlehem Iron compuny; Charles H. Crump, of the well-known ship building llrm; William Suiters and John Hellers. Ex-Congressman R. G. Horr has Issued an unique challenge to W. II. Harvey, au thor of "Coin's Financial School," to de bute the silver question. Ho suggests that Mr. Horr and Mr. Harvey meet lu a con venient room In Chicago for four eucess Ivo evenings. They will have us an audi ence no other persons thun four stenog raphers, und a Jury consisting of three, each of the dubators choosing one referee and tho two thus chosen to select a third. The arguments of each evening will, after tho stenographer's notes have been tran scribed, be compacted so us to make one hundred printed puges, thus for the four evenings there will be four hundred printed puges, each of the contestants to have nearly oh possible one half. Not un til this novel debate has boeu printed will the public be permitted to know anything about the arguments. The book will be publtehed at a reasonable cost, and the expectation Is that It will command an enormous sale. TOLD BY TIIE STARS. Doily Horoscope Drawn by AJacchus, The Tribuno Astrologer. Astrolabe cast: 3.21 a. m. for Thursday, May 23, 18U5. ' of A child born on this day will be Inclined to believe that a fow supreme court opin ions in advance would save this country many dollars In preventing the passage of measures that will not stand constitu tional muster. Perhaps by the aid of vaseline and bronze powder the bloomer costume might bo made attractive enough to be popular in Scrunton. The smile of a fair maiden Is not always proof that she has been fascinated. It Is Just as liable to be an Indication that you look foolish. AJacchus' Advice, Maidens possessing ready cash will do well to beware of the young man of eloping propensities who wears an eye brow on his upper Up, Keep away from the muzzle of a gun that "Is not loaded" on this day. Hill & Connell's. 131 AND 133 WASHINGTON AVE I The Best of Them Alllsthu ZERO Porch Chairs and Rockers, Fini Reed Chairs and Rockers, A Few Baby Carriages Left at Cost. Cedar Chests, Moth Proof, In Three Sizes. Hill& Conned, 01 AND I3S WASHINGTON AVE. Hammocks, White Mountain Ice Cmm Freezers, Jewett's Patent Charcoal Filled Refrigerators, Water Coolers and Filters. Dinner Sets We have now over sixty acts, all different docoratlon and shapes to se lect from; these displayed la full on tables, to you can see all the pieces. We also havo eight different decora tions in open stock from wtaloh you cab select Just what piece you wish. THE ' fi'MBI I FY M) I UIVUI) V llllllibbl VV, LIMITED. 422 LACKAWANNA AVENUE. THAT WONDERFUL o JJ kE Tone Is found only la ths WEBER Call and sae these Pianos, esd soma lae ee on d-hand Pianos we hare taken In axobaage lor tnesB. , . . , - ills inin PIABJOi GUERNSEY ER0TKERS, , 824 Wyo, Ave. GOLDSMITH'S BAZAAR. Ladies' Cooking Match CHOCOLATE, COFFEE, MACAROONS. PUZZLES FREE AT GOLDSMITH'S. Ten Valuable Prizes for Answers. SECOND FLOOR. (BE QUICK OR YOU'LL MISS IT.) TAKE ELEVATOR- Whilst in the ment, and see what Finest Double warp Yarn dyed Surahs, every imaginable color, - - - Best Hand Loom Washable and Wearable Japanese Silks, at ..... Magnificent New Heavily Corded Kai-Kais, the best quality, ..... 24-inch Satin- Duchesse, Peau de Soie, Qros Grains and Faille Francaise, of purest stock and dye, wear and satis faction guaranteed, at SEVEN FORTY-EIGHT. That is the magic figure and the remarkable low price we placed on Men's All-Wool Summer Suits, which is about half value, and is so keenly appreciated that this sale has caused a big stir in our Suit Department, and the talk of the town. Besides, we are offering: Celebrated "Star" Shirt Waists, $1.00 kind for 50c. Child's Washable Sailor Suits, $1.00 kind for 48c. Child's Blue Flannel Sailor Suits, $1.00 kind for 43c. Child's Pleated Fast Color Waists, 50c. kind for 25c. Child's Jersey Suits, of the $2.00 sort, for ,$1.50; and Child's Fancy Straw Hats, formerly 50c, for 25c. " THE SAMTERS, ARE THE BEST COASTERS. Consequently they must run easier thau any other wheel. Call and examine them. C. M. FLOREY, 222 WYOMING AVENUE,' Y. M. C I. BUILDING. HOSE FOR LAWN a nocasaltr (or all whs would knap a nice araaa pint. It will tint than look ao forlorn and deaort-llk, aa many home aurroumllhir. It la May to bandla, qultikly dooa itn work, aura to ploaas. Harden Implement In all their a rloty. Bltea aultablo (or baby, mUa, or th.ua of Tartar growth. Keep your aurroundlnga nlnaaant and haalthfnl. Cultivate Vothar Earth; alia will bountifully repay you. Hard ware of Baa tamper (or all purpoaea. JOHN L HANGI, ENGRAVER, OFFICE AND SHOP SU Laok. At. mnd Stewarts Art Stora, Photo Engraving for Circulars. Books, Cati " loflas, Hewsptpaa i W: 3S, art HalfuTonM nd Una WorH, FREE FREE- COPYRIGHT BY R. S. MAINS. store take a look through our Silk exceptional values we are offering. 19 SQUARE DEALING CLOTHIERS, HATTERS AND FURNISHERS, THIRD NATIONAL BANK OF SCR ANTON. CAPITAL, . $200,000 SURPLUS, - - 270,000 UNDIVIDED PROFITS, 60,000 Special Attention Given to Business Accounts. F P. Hatter, Shirt Maker AND. Men's Outfitter. 412 SPRUCE STREET, 305 UCMWMNl ML SCRMT0H, PA. DR. HILL & SON ALBANY DENTISTS. Bet teeth, 15.50; best aet, tt: for void eapa and teeth without platea, called erown and brldito work, call (or prlcea and refer ence. TONALQIA, for extracting teat) without pain. No ether. Mo faa. OVER FIRST NATIONAL BANK. '; " FREE PUZZLES BY MAIL FOR 2c. STAMP Depart- .50 .45 .39 1.00 Roe Stationery Blank Books, Office Supplies. EDISON'S MIMEOGRAPH And bupplws, TYPE WRITERS' SUPPLIES IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. REYNOLDS BROS., Stationers and Engravers, 3H UCKAWINN1 IVE, May 3, 1395. We Have Moved to No. 121 North Washington Avenue, Next First Presbyterian Church New Store, New Styles, New Prices, and We Want You for a New Customer. li & GO. n FURNITURE DEALERS, -A dUar tavtd i a dollar eomad." it TatoLadlee' Hel lil French Doaevla Kid Bwt. torn Boot dellTerod free eaywhere in the UJ..oa receipt oi uaan, money uraer, or Foetal Note for l.o. Cimli mn war the boota aold la all retail el one for 2.60. W sake tola boot oureerrce, therefore we evor aaba the ft, eryia mxd ewrr. and If en one fa not eenelled we win rerana wm bwf reend another pair, "pcre Toe or Common Benee WW the V, . K. i Laiiee 1 to I and half M mill yea. IliBMreieoj r5 logna NtCX aaa. B I k aBlffal re-nrn VuB l!n ' rtutrini ,aJMUl uriui. VUt, BOWTON, ftweial ferau lip -ft .f n . Bel aw A a a I