THE SCRANTON TRIBUTE WEDNESDAY MORaJLNfcr. MAYT 22, 1895. 6 1 l: THE ... , J- I Eye of Beatrice, t iTO By EDWARD J. WHEELOCK. IThesB short eerial stories are copyrighted by Bnchcller. Johnson & Bach nJindar. printed inThe Tribune by special anancement. P multancou. With their appearance In the leaulns dally Journals of the larae cities). Shortly before 3 o'clock on the mni lng of the 7th of May, 1SS1, four ycc-.yg men sat playlnB whlnt in an uiip;r room of one of the best-known clubs uf New York. For obvious reasons we will, in tlio present narrative, disguise the title of thla orgimination under the name of "The Myrtk." Of the h.,r young men we are con cerned with." but one. Thi3 was Roper Laroue, a black-haired, black-iyed -VIA Wish n Scream of A?ony Ilo Threw I'p Ills Hi: litis. younff fello-y, with a shifting praze and uncommonly flood luck at cards. ire was dressed faultlessly, appeared suf ficiently wealthy for all mundane pur poses, lived In a state of carelias bache lorhood, had no known relatives ll' ln;, End had dropped Intu Gotham so;:!."-ly a year or fo before from Paris or rer un or some other place where it v.vuld be equally impossible to hunt up 1:1s antecedent.'. In London such a man would bo promptly black-balled at any respecta ble club. Hut In New York tilings are done differently, 1 and Roger's appli cation for membership In "The Myrtles" had been backed by two of the fore most leaders of the ulra-frllded set. The room in which the quartette sat was in nowise different from dozens of such semJ-private rooms in fashionable clubs the world over. It was papered in deep maroon. The furniture and walnscotting were of heavy oak. Upon lone side of the room was the door, hung with a rich Oriental portiere. Upon another were two road windows overlooking the electric-lighted square. Upon another there simply hunt? an etching or two in broad white and gilt frames. Upon the fourtlr-was-an antique man tel with oak paneling. Over this man tel hung a beautiful copy in oils of the Breatrlce Cencl, with those calm, lucid eyes following every movement of the inmates of the room. Through tha disposition of the whist players Roser Laroue sat with his back to the mantel, ind f.ie Beatrice Cenci gazed down upon the top of Ms head. The game" had been in progress since midnight. One of the players, at the end of a certain hand, touched an electric bell, and a' moment later a ciub waiter ap peared. ' "Alfonse, some more brandy, ; and some cigars." "A dash of absinthe with mine," mut tered Roger Laroue, absorbed In the hand which hadfallen to his lot hi the new deal. Alfonso was not 'the typical club waiter. -Hi "dress uH was Irreproach able, his face was clean-shaven, his at titude was respectful. But his cadav erous face was disquieting, and he had big green eyes that made him an un comfortable man to look full in the face. He claimed to be a Pole, and epoke English with a barbarous accent. He was not a favorite with the mem bers, but as he had been with "The Myrtle" for six months, and no spe cific fault could be found with him, he was tolerated. It the four young men had been less Interested In the painted bits of paste board tonight they might have noticed that Alfonse's green eyes were fastened upon Rogur Laroua's face during the entire time he was in the room. .And there was an ominous light flick ering In the depths of those catlike orbs. ' The brandy and cigars were brought, and the garaa proceeded. For some minutes the silence was only broken by the shuffle and flip of the cards upon the table. Three was chimed by the silvery boll of a dainty ormula clock beneath the Beatrice Cenci. Suddenly there was a sharp, swift swish in the air like the night of a heavy whip. With a acream of agony, Roger La roue threw up his handu, raining the cards about him, and, with a single moan, dropped heavily to the floor. When his friends went to his assist ance he was dead. , When one of the most skillful sur geons In New York came to make the posit mortem this was what he found. A Jagged wound about a quarter of an Inch In diameter, situated in the back of the dead man's head almost dl reotly over the suture between the oc cipital and parietal bones. Imbedded deeply In the brain a small, bard bullet, 6t evidently some composi tion of lead with antimony or copper, and nearly square In shape. Beyond this, nothing. At the Inquest the only relevant testi mony was that given by the three other card players, and this was mainly neg ative In character eo far as the ques tion as to what killed Roger Laroue was concerned. Tlwy had seen their friend sitting be fore them one moment; had heard him scream and seen him fall the next. There had been no report, as of a gun or revolver, no emoke, no smell, no sound, saving that mysterious swishing of tho air -which had preceded the ca tastrophe. There- had been nobody else in the room but the four whist play ers, nor, so far as was known, had there been anybody else in that portion of the clubhouse, the. maroon papered room being in the third story. This was the standing of the case when lit was put Into the hands of Ser geant Detective' Btacey, of Inspector Byrnes' staff for solution. -.!.' Btacey was not a shrewd detective by any means, but he had acquired the reputation 'of being one of the most brilliant guessers on the metropolitan fores. That Is to say, by putting to It gether in his mind the scattered facts of a. puzzling case he could hit at the solution as by inspiration, without the troublesome necessity of running down all manner uf Intleniilcant clews. Two weeks labor another young man was killed in the ircarcon-papered room of the "The Myrtle" In precisely the same way. His name waa Hugues Nar-b-jn. He was a Parisian artist, had bo?n in New York but a few months on a visit, and was not a member of "The Myrtle," but had free entree thsre on, a privileged card. He, too, h id tut with hla back to tho oaken nutntel and the Beatrice Cenci; lu, tea, hud fallen dead with a Jagged wound in the head made by a square bullet; and his death had been pre-ced.-d by the same mysterious swish ing sound that had been heard before R.iger L-rouo'a fall. About this time there lived amid the wilderness of upper Fifth avenue the CoimtcMi Claire Brodcky, of Saint IVtci-sburtj. The Counters Claire was about 35, blur-do. supple, wealthy and widowed. Her Eoel.il status was undoubted, be cmuo traveled Americans had attended her anion In the Czar's capital, had met her Ute husband, wV was of the Czar'o diplomatic suite, and all the world hud hc.ird of the tragedy of De cember, 1879, when tha Count Nlcolal Brodcky, having unwittingly stumbled Into a npLt of Nihilists In the lower quarters uf Mosc.w while on a mid night iMlstorlntr bout, had fallen with twenty knlta wauads In as many parts of bin body. It Is a natural deduction, therefore, that the Couut.;sa Claire had no par ticular love for Nihilists or the prin ciples they represented, and It was sur prising to her friends that after her '. AS v ' "' (I He Kept Ills Eye on Alplionso. husband's death she should voluntarily have shifted her residence first to Paris and afterward to New York the two cities above all others which teem with tha varied elements of repub licanism and democracy. New York society could find no fault with her. Her establishment was mag niii'ient, her entertainments were con- ntli rally Buperb, and she was re ceived everywhere. She iwas a society queen so far as any woman can be in a country where "society" Is but a relativo term and Is applied indifferent ly to every stratum of tl. community. Hut behind all this worldllness was the woman's heart and soul, the depths o." which no one had thus far sounded. She had no Intimate friends; she had no loverj. She had been passionately devoted to her husband, and the shadow of his death hur.g over hor still. What had brought her to America? If any one were Impertinent enough to ask her she would unhesitatingly raply that it was to escape the memo lies of her happy married life which tormented her among the familiar scenes of St. Petersburg and Moscow, Cracow aad Vienna, and other cities wheru hi.-. husband' j diplomatic duties had c'allod lslm. Besides, she averred an Intense admiration for the Ameri cans and the American character. "But there are Nihilists In Ameri ca," ventured an acquaintance one day. "I know it," she replied, in a low voice, with a repressed shudder. It really did not appear as though Staoey had made much progress on the cas.j after a week's work, From the point of vie-w of the average mortal this wis what he had done: Made a casual Inspection of the ma-room-papered room, and found noth ing. Questioned the club servants one by one, and, of course, obtained nothing. Not exactly, either, for there was one point' which Kacey seized and made URa of 83 a possible foundation for torn .' of Ills chiracteristlc keen offi cial guesjlng. This was the fact that both ciin had been in New York but a comparatively short time before their death, r,nd that both had previously lived In Paris, Relative to this point a cablegram was forwarded . upon Superintendent Byrne3' authority to the prefect of po llee of the department of the Seine ask ing for Information as to the lives and connection of Roger Laroue and Hugues Narbon In thi2 French capital. Men possessed of the true detective Instinct the Instinct of burrowing re neath the surface of things and lnter prettnst appearances In an entirely dlf fent s:nGe from that they seem to war rant have a highly useful faculty of picking out from amid a crowd certain Individuals who, to the ordinary ob server, appear In no way distinguished from the average run of mortals, but who, to the acute official mind, give promise of rich results if properly de veloped. ' . ; Through the exercise of this faculty Btacey, upon his second vlalt to "The Myrtle,": had picked out Alfonse, the Polish waiter, as the one man among the score or so of employes of the club upon whom he wanted to keep an eye.,' Not that there was the slightest evidence connecting Alforae in any way with the death of the two young men, or that there was anything suspicious In the man's appearance or actions. He was .the same imperturbable, obse quious Individual as ever. flffr . , ' CHAPTER II. The sunken, cat-like eyes of Alfonse, the suavity of his movements, and the closeness with which he stuck to tho detective's elbow while the latter was making his second and more complete examination of the maroon-papered room, had naturally drawn Stacey's at tention to him. "You waited upon the parties In this room at the time when these men were killed, I believe," said the detective suddenly, turning upon him after a long look out of one of the windows. "Yes, sir," replied the waiter. He had been gazing fixedly at the calm face of Beatrice Cencl above the man tel, but when Btacey turned upon him he dropped his eyes humbly to the floor. "You are always assigned to wait upon this room, I understand?" "Yes, sir." "Show me how the table and chairs were arranged upon the two nights when these men were killed." Alfonse Btiarted ever so slightly, and his green eyes again sought the face of Beatrice, as though drawn by an Irresistible fascination. "1 I don't think I rfmomber. sir." "Try. The table is a square one, and ihere were four In the party on each occasion, therefore one must have sat upon each side of the table. Now, try to remember where Mr. Larouse and Mr. Narbon eat when they were killed." "I I think It was there, sir," Indi cating the side nearest the windows. "Well, you're mistaken; It was here," said the detective, moving In front of the oaken mantel. "At least, so the other gentlemen who were present tes tified at the Inquest." "Perhaps It was, sir; my memory Is not good." "Apisarently not. Now, come here, I want you to sit there for a moment," and Stacey pointed to the fatal chair with Its back to the mantel. "I certainly, sir, If you wish," said Alfonse, with some hesitation. He cast a furtive glance once more up Into the Impassive face of the Roman woman, and took the chair. Stacey took from his pocket two dia grams procured from the coroner's physician, showing the location of the wound and the direction taken by the bullet in each of the victims. With these as a guide he located upon Al fonso's head the spot marked by the wounds, and placed a finger upon It. As he did so he felt that the man trembled slightly, but he appeared not to notice It. He next gauged the track of the bul lets by means of his walking stick, which he held against Alfonse's head, regulating 'its angle by means of the diagrams. This done Stacey felt cer tain that he had secured the line along which the fatal square 'bullets had traveled. And, therefore, he was greatly sur prised when, upon prolonging the line thus marked in the air by his walking stick, ho found that the other end ter minated In the face of the Beatrice Cenci. Having very little of the artistic in his soul, the detective had heretofore paid but slight attention to the picture, excepting as one of the component parts of the room as a whole, possess ing about the same relative importance In his eyes as the windows and the furniture. It now suddenly leaped Into prominence as the one single feature of the apartment worthy of his attention. He dismissed Alfonse, and turned to tho picture. It hung about eight feet from the floor level and three feet above the oaken mantel. The canvas appeared to be about 24 by 30 Inches, and was sur rounded by a heavy gilt frame. Hav ing observed this much from the van tage ground of the carpet Stacey rang the electric bell and demanded a step ladder. When this was brought and he was again alone he proceeded to make a closer inspection of the picture. He was no sooner at the top of the ladder and his face upon a level with the por trait than he made an Important dis covery. There was no pupil In the left eye of Beatrice Cencl. A little round hole had been cut He Mndo an Important Discovery. through 'the canvas a hole hardly largo enough to admit the end of a lead pencil, otherwise It would have been noticeable from the floor of the room, but quite large enough to permit the passage of a weapon of sufficient cali ber to carry the little square bullets which had been found Imbedded In the victims' braln3. Stacey felt that species of elation which comes to the mathematician who sees ahead of him the end of a difficult problem in calculus. He carefully lifted the heavy picture from its fastenings. s In the wall where It had hung was an orifice about the size of a silver dime, cut very smoothly and neatly through the maroon-colored paper and the plaster. 1 And the wall sounded hollow when Stacey tapped It with his ca'ne.. Carefully replacing the picture, he rang again, had the step, ludder removed, then, calling the stew. ard, demanded to be shown into the apartment adjoining the maroon-pa- perea room. This proved. to be a meagrely fur nished place, fitted with a plain bed stead, a bureau and a washstand, and internum for the use of the day ser vants who might be called upon to stay at tne ciud nouse all night. Left alone, stacey locked the doop upon the In side. , In the wall at the end of the apart ment next to the maroon-papered room was a narrow closet reaching nearly to the celling, which, as the detective ex petted, was fastened. Rather than further divulge what he was doing by making another call upon the servants he cleverly forced the lock. In the top of the closet was a board shelf. By sounding with his cane Stacey quickly located a hollow In the wall above one And nf ithta Mholf ami hv ith llirh.f rtt a wax vesta he found that a piece of thin board, ' painted white, had been rather roughly fitted into an aperture about six inches square cut through the plaster. Upon removing this there was revealed an opening of the same size cut nearly through the entire - thick ness of lath and plaster, upon the other side of which shone a little round point of light from the eye of Beatrice. But what interested the detective most was a peculiar piece of compact mechanism which was mounted upon a species of rough foundation placed in the opening. Taking this out he ex amined It' closely. It was a sort of miniature cannon with a barrel of burnished steel about Beven Inches long. The bore (if such it could be called) was square prob ably a quarter of an Inch square. Upon the rear end there was a curious clock work arrangement, with a piston ftMlng into the tube, and a figured scale which seemed to show that the machine could be set to be sprung nit a certain hour at the will of the oper ator. Every part of ithe apparatus was of forged steel, finished with the great est care and minuteness. There were no signs of smoke or powder stains upon the machine, which drove Stacey to the conclusion that It was nothing more nor less than a powerful air gun. He also concluded that it was of foreign workmanship, such nicety and care in the handling of. steel not being- within the province of ithe average American workman. He carefully wrapped the deadly ma chine In his handkerchief, deposited it In his coat pocket, replaced the white board over the opening .in the wall, forced the lock upon the closet door back into position, let himself out of the apartment and quietly left the clubhouse. The manner In which Roger Laroue and Hugues Narbon had been killed was now clear enough to him. But there remained the still more difficult problem as to the human intelligence that had noted behind this powerful lit tle bundle of pteel which now reposed so quietly In his coat pocket. Who had loaded the air gun, sent It to discharge Its fatal square bullet at a certain time, and trained its muzzle through the eye of Beatrice with such precision as to strike down the man who happened to be sitting with his back to the oaken mantel? AVhy had Laroue and Narbon been picked out as Its victims? What was the motive back of It all? The day after these discoveries Stacey was walking down Broadway above Union square with a fellow member of the force when, In the vicin ity of Eighteenth street, he suddenly drew his companion In to the doorway of a cigar store. "Do you see that man going up the street on the other side? Wears a soft hat and has a half-sllnklng walk?" The other nodded affirmatively. "Io me a favor and find out where he goes. 1 cannot do It because he knows me." Without a word the other detective started to follow the retreating figure. which was none other than that of Alfonse, the club waiter. Stacey con tinued his walk downtown. Several hours later he received a re port from his companion. Alfonse had proceeded up to Madison square, turned up Fifth avenue, and had finally dis appeared In one of the brown stone mansions of the latter thoroughfare, entering by the rear way after making a short detour through several small streets. The mansion In question was found to be the one occupied by the Countess Claire Brodsky. This was a Btartllng bit of informa tion to Stacey. To the ordinary man. perhaps, It would be nothing out of the ordinary for a club servant to be seen visiting a Fifth avenue residence by the rear way. He was probably calling upon the domestics. But to Stacey It had an entirely dif ferent aspect. It enabled him to In dulge in what he admitted to be some of the wildest guessing of his entire official career, but which guessing was, nevertheless, based upon what little of fact he had been able to establish re garding the double crime ' at "The Myrtle."' The result of his guessing was that he immediately dispatched an officer In citizen's clothes to the clubhouse with a warrant for the arrest of Alfonse upon sight. The officer shortly re turned with the Information that Al fonse had resigned his employ at "The Myrtle" the day before, and that his residence and present whereabouts were unknown. Then Stacey took the warrant into his own hands, and, after swearing out another one to go with it, was hastily driven in a cab to the Countess Brodsky's residence. There he was met with the Information that the countess had that morning quietly left the coun try on the Etruria, Intending to return to Russia, and that her household ef fects were at that moment being packed to be sent after her. An In spection of the mansion by the detec tive conformed the statement that the bird had flown. But what of Alfonse? . He had cer tainly not left upon the Etruria, .be cause it was less than Ave hours Blnce he had been going Into the Fifth ave nue house. But a diligent search of the city by the metropolitan police, and a close watch kept upon departing steam ers for weeks after failed to locate him. and he very likely slipped away In some sort of disguise and Joined the countess upon the other side of the At lantic. And so Stacey was baffled, after all, and 'the two warrants which he had sworn out became bo much waste pa per. But that his guesses in the matter were not so wild as one might infer from the facts at his disposition is proven by the following statement from the head of the Parisian police, which was transmitted to Inspector Byrnes by "Find Out Where Ho Goes." ' cable itwo days after the flight f the countess: "Laroue and Narbon were members of a notorious revolutionary society of Montmartre known , as Les Couteaux Rouges.' Both were fugitives from Russia, where they were Implicated In the Nihilistic outbreak In Moscow on the night of Dec. 4, 1879, which resulted in; the murder of Count. Nicplal Brodsky." , . Excursion posters printed at The Trib une office In many different and attractive styles. . The Real . Cause of Every Known Disease. 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"Well, I've heard it from several sources and I must Bay that I don't think Blanche Is to bo congratulated." "Why not?" "Whv. don't you know what a wretched dirt Mr. Flitters Is?" The one In gray shook her head. "Well, It Is so. And that Isn't the worst of it." "What else?" "He's awfully fast." "Really?" Van nuapvlulv lrnniV it. (.OP!! W 1 til the rapldost men in the city. Gambles, bets on norse races, annua. "Oh, surely not? cn..t n,-tnUa nirn a flaH WfiR oarrled home In a very mellow state one night last week." "I can't believe it!" "nw it 1 a ,vl,a TliAv mv RtfinntiA wnn't believe it either. Aren't you sorry for her?" "No." "VVull nnrhnnn nhn ilnMn't deserve any sympathy for marrying such a fellow. I don't sympathize much with her myself." "I don't believe she Is going to be mar ried to him," said the one In gray. "Don't you? . Why r i ' 1 , ,, ,, n 1 1 u.i I am in ha married tn film TT1 V- self next month. This Is my corner. Uood- by." A -.1 ,- nitraal vniinff thlnB Ifl - IfTllV stepped off the car, leaving the sweet young thing In brown gazing aner ner in wide-eyed amazement. SPRING'S RETURN. In spring, when the green gits back in the trees, And the sun comes out and stays, And yer boots pulls on with a good tight squeeze. And you think of yer barefoot days; When you ort to work and you want to not, And you and yer wife agrees It's time to spado up the garden lot When the green gits back In the trees Well! work is the least o' my Idees When tbe green, you know, gits back In the trees! When the green gits back In the trees, and bees Is a-buzzln' aroun' agin, In that kind of a lazy "go-as-you-please'1 Old gait they bum roun' In; When the groun's all bald where the hay rick stood, ' . And the crick's ris, and the breeze 1 Coaxes the bloom In the old dogwood. And the green gits back In the trees. I like, as I say. In slch scenes as these. The time when the green gits back in the trees I When the whole tall-feathers o winter time . ' Ta all nulled out and none! And the sap it thaws and begins to climb, And the Bweat It starts out on . . A feller's forrerd, a-gtttln down At the old spring on his knees I kind o' like Jes' a-loaferln' roun' When the sreen gits back In the trees Jes' a-potterln' roun' as I durn pleas When the green, you know, gits baek In the trees! . James Whltcomb Riley, IN LIGHTER VEIN. Rock of oil Is high, but toward the sky Its value never soars, Like Mary Ann, who, from her can, Oil on the tire pours. New York Recorder, It usually happens I That people are shotj By men who are loaded, , Or guns that are not. Kansas City Journal. The summer girl as usual In the sea's surf will be found, Unless the wits perchance do run her Into the cold, dump ground. Detroit Tribune. Let a man get started In going down hill And the world takes up the song. 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COIN'S FATE: "And now," Bald Grover, In his wrath, "Let's crush that serpent in our path, That premium, triple-plated fool Who teaches 'Coin's Financial School.' And yet our measures Just should be And merciful. So let him be Parboiled In oil and crucified, Then drawn and quartered and then fried His ashes to the winds be cast. His memory hateful to the last, lr others utter doctrines queer, Then 'twill be time tO be severe." Exchange. LITTLE ONES IN RHYME: He'll soon be here the fellow who Asks If It's warm enough for you; And likewise he which is much worse Who Jokes about him In bad verse. Kansas City Journal, He wrote for all the magazines Great man, without a doubt; And this we note Was what he' wrote: "Is my subscription out?" Atlanta Constitution. When men attain perfection, With not a fault In view Oh, terrible reflection What will reformers do? Washington Star. PROVERBS OF ALL NATIONS: Feeling hath no fellow. Human blood is all tme color. God makes and apparel shapes. 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A halt to a teupoonful in half a tumbler of vrator fnrea Stomach troubln. Cold Chute, Malarial t'awra, Wind in the llswela, aud aU internal paina Fifty Centa a Bottle. Sold by DrngSisU RADW'AY dc CO., New York. RADWAY'S PILLS. Purely vegetable,' mild and reliable. Cause perfeot digestion, complete assimila tion and healthful regularity. Cure con stipation and its long list of unpleasant symptoms and rejuvenate the system. 23 cents a box. All Druggists. r la v w w RESTORES VITALITY. Made a Well Man 1st Day. IStnDay. of Me. THI ORIAT 80th bay. andaaa tha ahova manlta In 30 daya. It act! ?wrf ally and quickly. Cuna whan all other, (ail oung man will regain their lost manhood, and old en wlU reoorar their youthful visor by using IlETIVO. It quickly and eurelrreetoree Nerfcua Boas, Loal Vitality. Im potency. Nightly Krolislons, Lost Power, Palling Memory, Waiting CleeUM, and 11 effect! of aell-abuae or axoeatand lndlacretlon whloh unnte on for study, bnalaeat or marriage. II not only onraa by atartlnf at the aeat 0( dlaeaae, but la treat nerte tonlo and blood builder, bring Ins back tha pink glow to pale check end atorlng tbe era) of youth. It wards off Inaanity and CoDaumptlon. Inalat oa having RGVIVO, no othor. It can be carried Is st pocket. By mall. l.OO par packaita, or all for S OO, with poet tlTa written guarantee to cm or refund tho money, Clroutar tree. Address 0Yl MEDICINE CO.. 63 Rltrer St., CHICAQ0. IU rt sal r Matthews Bros.. Dfwgls'. Borawtoa . . J $ Mag's 3 ) ts r imuswMur u . mi' TJKAMCnCJUITOIACCOCOWlUSUCCUoOSi ' HW OWK UI.e -f ABSOLUTELY PURE THE OLD RELIABLE SWEET CAPORAL CIGARETTE Hii stood the Teit ol Time MORE SOLD THAN ALL OTHER BRANDS COMBINED Moosic Powder Co, Kooms i ana i wmmoweaiia ma s, SCRANTON, PA. MINING and BLASTING POWDER MADE AT MOOSIC AND RUSH DALE WORKS. Lafflln & Rand Powder Co.S OrangfeGun Powder Electric Batteries, Fuses for explod ing blasts. Safety Fuse and Repanno Chemical Co.'s HighExplosiYU ROOF TIMING AND SOLDERING All done away with by the use of HART MAN'S PATENT PAINT, which consists of Ingredients well-known to all. It can be applied to tin, galvanized tin, sheet Iron roofs, also to brick dwellngs, which will prevent ansoiuieiy any crumDiing, craca Inn- or breaking of the brick. It will out last tlnnlnc of any kind bv many years. and it's cost does not exceed one-nfth that ot the cost of tinnlns. la sold by the Job or pounu. .on'.rRiiiB tnKen Dy ANTONIO HAKTAIAilN, 627 Birch M. m TO our patrons: Washburn-Crosby Co. wish to assure their many pat rons that they will this year hold to their usual custom of milling STRICTLY OLD WHEAT until the new crop Is fully cured. New wheat is now upon the market, and owing to the excessively dry weather many millers aro of the opinion that it is already cured, and in proper condition for milling. .Washburn-Crosby Co. will tako no risks, and will allow the new wheat fully three months to mature before grinding. This careful attention to every detail of milling haa placed Wnshburn-Crosby Co.'s flour far above other brands. 4) MEGARGEL Wholesale Agents. IRON AND STEEL Bolts, Nuts, Bolt Ends, Turnbuckles, Washers, Riv ets, Horse Nails, Files, Taps, Dies, Tools and Sup plies. Sail Duck for mine use in stock. SOFT - STEEL - HORSE - SHOES, And a full stock of Wagon Makers' Supplies, Wheels, . Hubs, Rims, Spokes, Shafts, Poles, Bows, etc, TTEHB EMBER SCRANTON, PA. 111 PROPS m TIES OAK BILL STUFF. I HE COMMONWEALTH LUMBER CO TELEPHONE 43& -WS-rCt'libm itlicorarT. Will braaa TOO p . , J"8 EjLV7y jfoPt BAM i KB ta cm HarToaaM.UitTri.oaa alBaaaal Powar la alth CrrrfJf lawmatarj Bmlaataal bom aar caoaa. If aaglaotad. ank UaaMai ' i' laUMaMiaKBnJ .....mi iuut. h.mi box kT mall. otoxafo. . Vllk T' oraar wa aiva a wrmao jgnataataa to oui fCAL MEmClME 00.. ClaTaland.Ofclo. By JOHN H. PHCIPS, Straat, Scranton, Pa. , ror Sprue DR. E. GREWER, The Philadelphia Specialist, and hla asso ciated atari ot isngnsn ana uerman physicians, are now permanently located at Old Postofflce Building, Corner Pnn Avenue ino spruce oum The doctor is a graduae of the Univer sity of Pennsylvania, formerly demon strator of physiology and surgery at tho Medlco-Chlrurgical college of Philadel phia. His specialties are Chronic, Ner vous, rjKln, Heart, yvomo anu ttiooa ais eases. DISEASES OF THE NERVOUS SYSTEM The symptoms of which are dlizlness.lack of conndence, aexual weakness In men and women, ball rising In throat, spots noating berore tne eyes, loss ot memory, unable to concentrate the mind on one subject, easily startled when suddenly spoken to, and dull distressed mlnd.whicb. unllts them for performing tho actual du ties of life, making happiness Impossible, distressing the action of the heart, caus ing flush of heat, depression of splrlts.evll . forebodings, eowardlec, fear, dreams, mel ancholy, ttre easy of company, feeling as) ' tired In the morning as when retiring, lack of energy, nervousness, trembling, confusion of thought.depresslon, constipa tion, weakness of the limbs, etc. Those so affected should consult us Immediately! ard be restored to perfect health. Lost Manhood Restored. Weakness of Young Men Cured. If you have been given up by your phy sician call upon the doctor and be exam td. He cures the worst cases of Ner vous tebillty, Scrofula, Old Sores, Ca tarrh, Piles, Female Weakness, Affec tions of the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat, Asthma, Deafness, Tumors, Cancers anal Cripples of every description. Consultations frao and strictly sacred and confidents... Office hours dally frem I a.m. to 9 P.m. Sunday, to I. Enclose five 2-cent stamps for aymtpom blanks and my book railed "New I.lfe." I will pay one thousand dollars In gold to anyone whom I cannot cure of EPI LEPTIC CONVULSIONS or FITS. DR. E. GREWER, Old Post Office Building, corner Pens venue and Spruce street SCRANTON. PA. French Injection Compound Cures pogltlrely, quickly, (not merely checks.) Otftraiitoed or money refunded. A told, danferotuf niu-Mlies. Price 50 cenupei- buttle. Mix Boll let (will cure severest caie) sent prttpald. secure front obMrvffitoii. wlMi only wleutlfiCaUly mado syringe, to euy address for 13.00. 22 Commonwealth ,, Bld'g, Scranton, Fa. RESTORE LOST VIGOR Pharmacist, cer. 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