THE SGRANTON TBlilJNE SATURDAY MOBNING, APBIL O, 1895. 9 Facts : of; Interest To oMeitEeaders. Symposium of Partly Gossipy A BACHELOR MAIDl Once there lived a bachelor maiden , Years and years ago (?) , And her mind with truth was ladenj But her heart was cold u snow. fc"or she thought with good old Plato, She could live ulune; . , , - So Bhe smiled on muny a suitor, But her heurt was cold as stone, .... Came a bachelor man a-sulng ... . For her friendship true. Ihls, alus! was -her undoing, As It might huve been with you! For her friendship still he sued her,. (Such a simple, thine') Till before she knew he wooed her Wooed her with a friendship ring! Now, although she's fond of Plato, Her cold heart's grown warm, And her theories of living Have imbibed a wondrous charm, -For'sha says: 'TIs human nature, ' v ..Spite y t i'lfttQ's pen: feten wet mucin for loving; women. Women made for loving men." -Kate. Field's Washington, Pair play for; the wife The world has heard quite enough of LI Huns Chan. What, of his superior half? Marchioness LI Is described as a very beautiful and,, for China, a, learned wo man, .who loqks 35 and is 53. Her hus band's wealth is fabulous and she spends royally, though she keeps accu rate account of every Item. In her mag nificent home on the banks of the Pel Ho she lives in great splendor, sur rounded by song: birds, peacocks, aqua ria, pottery, gems, botanical collections and 1,000 attendants and servants. She "has 2,000 coats, 1,200 pairs of "trouser ettes" and 500 fur robes.. Her feet are so small that she Is unable to walk more than a few steps, but twice a day ehe bathes1 In oil of orange and acacia blooms and takes an airing in a cooly sedan. Finally, she dresses her hair in fifty ways, her favorite coiffure be Ins a la griffin. A LYRIC OF LENT. Girl of the Lenten period. With softly downcast eyes. Have you prayed oft the surplus force That In your nature lies? Have you evolved a lttuny To which your steps will dance? ' Girl of the Lenten period, There's mischief in your glance! You're thinking not of litanies With penitent refrulns. But of your love's nrtthmetio. And counting up your gains Of poems wrought in needlework! Of symphonies In gowns, Of bonnets that at Easter-tlde Shall banish Lenten frowns. Girl of the Lenten iarlod, ' In royal purple clifiK Fair penitent In violet. Your coming makes me glad! I love you, pretty devotee, ' Whose sins are small and few, And when I to devotions go -vl'll ask to kneel by you. Life. The wife of the Junior senator from Pennsylvania, Mrs. Matthew S. Quay, is pre-eminently a home woman. Ask airs. Quay 'to tell you the romance of her life, writes a Washington corres pondent, and she will laugh and tell you she ihos known Mr. Quay since he was 10 years old, as if that fact pre cludes all possibilities of sentiment She is essentially a domestic woman, , In-the most beautiful acceptation of the world, whose heart is wholly given up to her home, husband and children. To her husband she .has been helpmate arid inspiration. , While politics in the abstract have little attraction for her, any measure that claims her husband's attention is sure of her sympathy and support. Her interest centers primar ily in him. Of the ten children that huve been born to them five are now living, two sons and three daughters. Mary, the eldest, made her first formal bow to the social world in Washington three winters ago. Coral finished her studies in Europe two years ago and was "presented to Washington the fol lowing season. Susan, the youngest, (s still at school. Her husband's posi tion aa a? public man and the fact that her children are now. of an age to take their place in the world make many de mands socially on Mrs. Quay's time. 6he enters Into this phase of her life with ithe'sameunquestlonlng devotion that has made her always the loved companion of both husband and chil dren. She Is a graceful hostess, pos sessed of that rare tact which springs from an innately good heart, and of that most requisite of all attributes in social life, the faculty of bringing out the best in each individual guest and sending htm- on his way happy. In ap pearance iMrs. Quay is of medium height, admirably proportioned, with dark, hair and eyes, and aristocratic nose and chin and a. mouth that to the physiognomist reveals the gentleness of iher nature. ' ' ' . WOMAN SUFFRAGE IN BILLVILLKy Had a woman suffrage meetln' at Hill- 'Vllle-on-the-Bend, ' With Sister Wllklns in the chair, Miss Jenkins on one end 'Att Salry Jones on t'other, and that air . .gal o' Brown's (An' Molly Splnks, paradln' round in these new tangled gowns. - kin' 'twux: "Now step lively ladles! F.er soon you'll wear a coat, An you'll canvass all the country. When you vote, vote, vote!" They passed a resolution to the 'feet that women rules. An" outer run the i "er'ment as well as teach the schools, That they ort.to be a VothY, pnd a raisin' v' of a row;, . ; ' IThcyTd been raised to bakln' blscults,"but .the men could bake them now, , An' 'twuz: "Step up lively, ladles! . Fer soon you'll wear a coat; An' the men kin mind the babies When you vote, vote, votel" iThey. talked from sum to sundown, an' , tner sentiments wuas free: Ln' every man in. Blllville climbed a oak OP hlck'ry treel . , ,. 'the thing Is been decided that the jm en s own ttre-torwn ,' men u take the kitchen Jest, ns i tney climb Uownr ; fStep up lively, gentlemen! ne and Jerk yoar coatl "- you burn the biscuits, .... pur wives have gone to votel" Atlanta Constitution. t book written by two clev- Ivomen are Bet, forth some IrnlBsr the wc-men-wns-e-Purn. fare i not Without Suggestive I US. It seems as If thn knr. Ln, like her .American sister. fdlffloultv In enterlnir nrnfes. aa Business occupations, but yflcnlty of getting, equal pay for Of course, to women of exceptional tal- I Information, Partly Grave and Partly day. ent this does not apply, but the great army or worxers are struggling wim tne problem, r or instance, a neaa mm tress of a school may et about $1,60 per tinnum, while assistant mlBtresses iret from IG25 to 1750. .but assistant mas tra irnt S70O tn sso. Women writers arc so poorly paid In England that they1 worn OTHiluilnd from tne AUtnors emu on the ground ithat they could not af- ford to pay the subscription, BESSIE BROWN, M. D.l 'Twas Aurll when she cume to. town? Tii i,irin had coma, the bees .were swarming, Her name she said was Doctor Brown! I saw at once that she was charming. She took a cottage tinted green, Where dewy roses loved to mingle, And on the door, next day. was seen A dainty little shingle Her hnir was like an amber wroathj Her hat was darker to enhance It, The violet eyes that glowed . beneath Were brighter than her keenest lancet, The beauties of her glove and gbwn The Bweetest rhyme would fall to utter. Ere she hud been a day In town, The town was ln a tluttec - Tho mullaiits viewed her feet and hands, And swore they, never saw such wee things; The gossips met in purring bands And tore her pleoemoul o'er the tea things; The former drank the doctor's health With clinking cups; the gay carousersf The latter watched her door by stealth. Just like so many mousers. But Doctor Bessie went her way, Unmindful of the spiteful cronies', 1 And drove her buggy every dny Behind a dashing pair of ponies. Her flower-like fae,e, so bright eh bore, I hope that time might never wilt her. The way she tripped across the' floor Was better than a philter. Her patients thronged the village street; Her snowy slate Was always quite full, Some said her bitters tasted Bweet, And some pronounced her pills delight ful. 'Twas strange I knew not what it meant She seemed a nymph from Eldorado Wher"er she cume, wner'er Bhe went, . Grief lost Its gloomy shadow. Like all the rest, I too, grew ill; My aching heart there was no quelling; I trembled at my doctor's bill, And lo! the Items still are swelling. The drugs I drank you'd weep to hear! They've quite enriched the fair con cocter. And I'm a ruined man I fear. I. mesa I wed the doctor. Jenness Miller Monthly, The census reveals some curious facts about the distribution of New York's excess of women. New York city has 20,000 of them; Brooklyn, 17,000; Albany, 5,500; Troy, 5,000; Utlca, 3,000; Rochester, 4,000; Syracuse, 1,100. They are all, practically, ln the larger cities of the state, the one exception being Buffalo, which has 4,000 more men than women. New York city's business opportunities, which attracts crowds of men, seem to attract quite as many women. Yet the excess of women in New York Is com paratively small. The city has 45 wo men to every 44 men, while Brooklyn has 26 women to every 25 men, and Troy 11 women to every 10 men. Why should it happen that in the suburban counties nearest New York there should be more men than women? '"' SELECTED RECIPES: Minced Veal. Put the bones of a cold fillet or loin of veal, or any other bones you may have, Into a stew pan with the skin and trimmings of the meat. Dredge ln a little flour, pour ln more than a pint of water, a small onion, sliced, one-half teaspoonful of minced lemon peel, a little mace. If the flavor Is liked, a bouquet of Bweet herbs, white pepper and salt to taste. Simmer these Ingredients for more than hour, then strain the gravy and thicken It with an ounce of butter rolled In flour; boll It up again and skim well. While the gravy Is cooking mince the veal, but not too fine. . When the gravy Is ready put It ln and warm It gradually; add a teaspoonful of lemon Juice and three teaspoonfuls of milk or cream If you can afford It Do not let It boll. Pile the mince In the center, of the dish, and garnish with sippets of toasted bread and points of lemon. Place three nicely- poached eggs on top, and you will have a very pretty as well as nice dish for the table. To Boil Eggs. Put them In a sauce-pan, and pour boiling water over them, cover the dish tight and set back where the water will keep hot, but not boll. Let It stand ten minutes. The effect is quite dif ferent from that produced by boiling, both the flavor and the texture of .the egg being vastly superior to an egg boiled in the usual manner. Cutlets of Cold Mutton Divide the re mains of a cold neck of mutton Into neat cutlets, trimming oft some of the fat; make a good batter with milk, flour and eggs, dip the cutlets In ft and throw them Into a frying pan full of boiling lard', let them acquire a nice golden color on both sides, and serve hot., plied up around a center of green pea or French beans, t' Creamed Coa Fish. Remove the bones and skin and rnako'a, cupful of the fish. Put it Into a-sauaepan, cover with cold water and set It on the back of the stove, where It. will keep warm, but not boiling. till softened. If -very salty the water will have to be changed, -covering It the sec ond time with warm wa.ter.Dralo thorough ly in a sieve. Put a generous tablespoon ful of butter into a saucepan, when melted add one tablespoonful of flour, stir tin smooth, but not brown, gradually add one cup of rich milk, stir till smooth, then add the fish; let It heat thoroughly and then add the well-beaten yolks of three or four eggs.; Let it cookr till It thickens, stirring constantly. Potato Puff. Wash eight large potatoes of uniform sta and- bake till just done. when done .take tlfem up, break them In two, 'squeeze but the inside and rub through a sieve, .Put a tablespoonful cf butter and half a cup of cseam Into a saucepan and set over the Are; when t bolls up add the sifted potalo- and season highly with salt, pepper, celery salt and chopped parsley. Remove from the 'Are, and when slightly ; cool add the beaten yolks of three eggs. Beat the whites to n. stiff froth and stir them In gently. Turn into a shallow baking dish, pile It ln a rooky form and. bake, ten'tnlnutcs, or .until It Is puffed and browned. A few table spoonfuls of finely-chopped meatteef or chlrken added makes a pleasant variety. Orange Jelly .-One fcdx. of gelatine. Pour ! on It one pint of cold water. After stand ing ten minutes add one pint of boiling water, stirring frequently.' Put on the stove ,to simmer slowly runtll thoroughly dissolved.. Take ten. medium sized oranges and two lemons; squeeze out. tho Juice and pulp; strain It and add one quart of gran ulated sugar. Mix all with the aelatlne and turn Into moulds to stiffen, - pressed Liver. Was a calf's liver thor oughly. Put.lt In a saucepan, cover with Water, add a small Onion sliced, .one or two slices" of carrots; two sprigs of pars ley; "two bay leaves, a teaspoonful of mixed herbs, sage, summer savory, thyme,' sweet marjoram, cloves anoallsplce, and one or two slices of salt pork.' Cover close and simmer until tender. When done chop fine, remove all gristle and fibre and sea- ion highly with salt, cayenne' and lemon Juice, and moisten with a little pf the strained broth.' Press,, and , when cold serve cut In thin slices. .? : ' ' '. Pickled Celery. This is' a novelty that will be greatly admired. Chop up the tender hearts of two or three heads of celery Into Inch lengths, and put them In to a bowl, covering them afterward with a brine strong enough to float an egg. Cover the bowl, and leave the celery to soak for eight or ten days. Then take out the cel ery and wash It well In cold water, set tling it after to drain until nearly dry, Boll In an enamel saucepan a quart of best malt vinegar, with a' dessertspoonful of mixed splocs, Including whole maoe, pep per corns, allspice and salt. Pack the celery neatly Into a glass Jar, and pour the hot, strained vinegar over It. Cover down tightly, and In a week's time it will be fit to serve with any cold viands.- Fruit Cake (Plain). Halt a pound of butter and a pound of sugar, beaten to a cream, add the yolks of four well-beaten eggs, stir till light, then add the whites beaten to a stiff- froth, then add one-half pound of English currants, flavor with mace, add a light pound of flour In which has been stirred a heaping teaspoonful of baking powder. Bake In a. moderate oven. This Is very good If eaten fresh. HOUSEHOLD HINTS: Strong ammonia and water will take out grease spots. Sprinkle the Inside of damp gloves with violet powder. For grease spots take equal parts of ether and chloroform. Keep a dish of water on the back of a tight stove to purify the air. Darn gloves In buttonhole stitch, re peated till the hole Is tilled up. A persistent washing and rinsing ln milk will remove an Ink stain. Powdered pipe clay mixed with water will remove oil stains from wall paper. Add a teaspoonful of ammonia to one teacupful of water for cleaning Jewelry. Try a strip of wood back of the door where the knob hits the paper In opening. Before laying a carpet wash the floor with turpentine to prevent buffalo moths. Grease may be removed from woolen goods by, sponging it with strong, cold corcee. To keep paste from moulding but two or three cloves In the paste pot while neateu. , Fine laces may be cleaned by being packed In wheat flour and allowed to re main twenty-four hours. To remove paint from clothing, saturate with turpentine until softened, then wash out with soap and water. Black silk may be renovated by a thor ough sponging of stale beer, then placed between newspapers and pressed with a hot iron. One cooking school teacher says the making of bread develops, whitens and strengthens the hand, and that really there Is no better manicure than knead ing the dough. Two sheets of ' a ' newspaper wrapped about Ice will keep it half as long again as Ice that Is uncovered. . The paper Is much more cleanly than a blanket, and can be renewed every day. Any woman doing her work may so sys tematize it that It will be the easiest pos sible for her. She need not follow any other persons methods, unless they are the very best for her own conditions. Do not hinder the beauty of a good pic ture by grouping with It a number of trivial or even of equally good ones. Give it space in which to shine by itself. Other objects beside pictures also detract from them. To mend gloves neatly commence- by working with a glove needle and cotton thread, put a buttonhole stitch all around the hole. ln this work another row and so on until It is .completely filled up with these delicately made stitches. The mixture of cotton and wool in tho manufacture of cloth has been learned so thoroughly that feeling will detect the presence of cotton. A piece of the goods boiled In a solution of caustlo potash will leave only the cotton fibre Intact. A small point for the hostess whose wax candles show a propensity to rapid wast ing is that to put them In the Ice chest for fully 24 hours before using will in crease their burning time very apprecia bly. They want to be thoroughly chilled. A method to prevent flannel from shrink ing Is to hold it over the steam of boiling water. When thoroughly damp it can be Immersed. This should be done before the flannel Is cut. Skeins of wool to be used ln knitting or crocheting ore often treated ln the same way. . Tomato catsup Is many per cent. Im proved If served hot. To heat with little trouble fill a bottle with enough of the catsup to serve at one time; cork tightly and stand in a dish of cold water, allow ing the water to heat gradually to the boil ing point. Set In a perforated false bot tom under the bottle in the kettle. The proper way to wash the chamois gloves Is not by rubbing or wringing. Put them on the hands and wash gently with a soft silk rag, dipped ln soapy water. Then rinse by sponging with clear water, Pat the gloves as nenrly free from water as possible. If time Is no object It Is an excellent plan to let them dry on your nanas. ir mis cannot be done remove them carefully and, when they are nearly dry, put them on again, ln order that they may resume the ohape of the hand. To remove the Indelible ink stains from the handkerchiefs steep them In a little chlorine water for about half an hour, men wann in ammonia water, which will obliterate the stains; then wash In clear water. They may also be removed by spreading the cloth with the ink marks over a basin Ailed with hot water, then moisten the marks with tincture of Iodine and Immediately ufter take a feather and moisten the parts stained by Iodine with a solution of hyposulphate of soda or caus tlo potash or soda until' the color Is re moved; then let tho clofh fllfrifTthe hot water. After a-while waslfwell and dry, Pure Indigo, although more exDenslve. Is better -and safef1 for blueing clothes than-any 'substitute, especially . those In which Prussian .blue enters as a compon ent part. Many have noticed in clothing as It Is returned from the laundry tiny spots of Iron rust all .over. the, articles. It Is claimed that it Is the use of Prussian blue; which Is a mixture of Iron and cy anide: of potassium. The action of the soap has a tendency to separate the ele ments, and the Iron Is deposited on the clothing In the shape. of ugly rust spots. You may test your blueing mixture easily yourself. Turn a few drops Into a cup, add water, then' drop into it a lilmp of washing porta.-Should the mixture turn tto a reddish tint, be sure there Is Prussian blue In It, and 'do not use that blueing. - - SOME FAMOUS WOMEN:': ' "V 1 The emblems'if royalty of the queen of Madagascar consist of four scarlet um brellas, which are held over her majesty when she,Blts In her -palanquin of state. A correspondent supplies an Ingenious' answer to the question, ; "Who Is the devil's wlfeV thus: ."The devil Is the father of lying. Lying Is Invention, Nec essity Is the mother of Invention; neces- ity J therefor the devllls wire." Susan B. Anthony Is' -one of the best dressed winien In America. Probably the klea hns not occurred even to most of the people whot.have' seen Miss Anthony, for, as this provesthe 'claim, she is always so Well dressed-that -you do not notice what she Wears! "Her clothes are tho very best of their,. ktfirY, well made and beautifully fitted. There Is always an air of natural elegance abvut Miss Anthony that Is de lightful to Bee. It Is tothehumanelnfluenceef the Queen Regent of Spain that must be attributed the favorable consideration which the leg islature at Madrid In -won acoordlng to the bill for the abolition or bull fighting throughout" the kingdom. True, the me tropolitan press treats the matter with a. certain amount of skepticism, though not with hostility. Qut In the cortes Itself there appears to be a satisfactory prospect of the projected law being passed by both homes, It was not only "the fierce light which beats upon" the French presidency, but the vexatious restrictions of etiquette upon Mme. Caslmlr-Perlsr that made, hef long to return to private life' once more. Pas sionately fond of bicycle riding, she saw herself cut off from tnts-iorm or amuse ment and exercise by the dreary etiquette that govern everything at the Elysce Palace, and it was pointed out to her that It would be out or place ana con trarv to the dlunltv of France for the first lady to be seen scudding about on a wheel In bloomers, no matter bow retelling. To believe a French writer, there are no fewer than 4,000 women caught every year fn stealing during their shopping expeai Hons, a habit euphoniously styled klepto mania. The number of titled ladles seized with this strange malady while examining the fashions of Paris, he tells- us, is ul most Incredible. Among the more recent culprits wefe a Russian princess, a French countess, an Kngnsn uucness anu the daughter of a reigning sovereign, as rule, these more distinguished offenders are let. oft on the payment of a round sum for the relief of the poor, and when the shoplifter -Is. known to be rich the sum exacted rises to as much as 10,000 francs. The police authorities consent to this sort of condonation. The German Emperor's wadding pres ent to the Russian Imperial bridal couple has Just been sent to 8t. Petersburg from the Berlin porcelain fuetory where It was made. It 1b a dinner service for thirty six persons and Is a copy of one ordered by Frederick the Great for Potsdam. Jt Is decoruted with relief medallions In the so-called rococo form and wreaths of flowers, all puinted by well-known artists. There Is an enormous quantity of gilding about It. The center piece is a large mir ror plateau, fenced around by a tiny .chisu railing and bearing fruit stands to match the dishes. The highest stand bears a shield, with the' monograms of the czar and czarina. Women writ servers ln London have been employed of lute, according to a land agent, with great success. "l should never think nowadays," suld he, "of putting a man ln possession at a real ly respectable house where there are wo men and children. I used to receive muny complaints that men were rough and over bearing, but since 1 have employed women most of them widows who have been troubled themselves, the testimony 1ms been the reverse." A lawyer, too, testllles to the advantage of a. woman bailiff, who can often serve her writs, on slippery cuu- tohiers who evade men constantly. Wo men are frequently employed In New York In the same service, the price of serving a writ being $1. NEWSftATHERER'S MISSION. Oiancs at Lights and Shadows of a Re ' porter's Llfe-An Example of the Vse- fulness of a Scribe. For The Tribune. The. news-gatherer of today, while en Joying nearly all the vicissitudes of life, finds that the work is constantly a repe tition of yesterday. The murder of to day must be "written up" for the paper on different lines from the one of a week ago. He cannot speak of the as sassin's ' "smoking pistol" being "clenched ln his right hand" every time a man shoots another. He cannot tell of the "life's 'blood ebbing slowly out" or epeak of "the glassy eyes" and "pal lid cheek" more than once a fortnight. . And when he cornea to bury the man the funeral procession cannot always "move off" at a certain hour any more than the "solemn burial service" at the grave always finishes the "last rites of the deceased." So it is with the ordinary events one sees ln the perusal of his dally paper. There is the murderer, suicide or incen diary, the bank robber and the big amist. They all operate in their dis tinctive lines from a main shafting, circumstances often altering certain parts in detail, but the main bare facts remain the-same and must be gar. nlshed in such a way so as to render their reports readable. It must be to tally different from the last article printed on the same subject. Versatility at a Premium, A versatile writer is naturally the best for a paper printed In a city whose population is under 200,000. In larger cities, aside from general reporters, the working staff has Its special writers on murders, large fires and Interviews and other particular branches which consti tute the tout ensemble of the modern dally. ' Interviews are the most difficult to write unless shorthand is employed. A man will say to a reporter something which,' when he reads ln print, wishes he had not mentioned and then either In person visits the editor or writes him a letter denying It, at the same time not forgetting a few remarks re garding the reporter, who has undoubt edly reproduced his language verbatim. In the past reporters have lost good positions in this way, but today it Is different, for the. editors of papers know all about those kind of men. In point of fact many public men make utterances to a reporter which, if printed,;' would do them great Injury, and are in consequence withheld, and again the Interviewer Is' often more than able to correctly reproduce the utterances of a man clothed In better language than It was given. There are, of course, unscrupulous re porters Just the same as there are bad bankers. They are few, but enough to prejudice many people against the en tire craft. This Is to be regretted, and the people who are loudest ln their de nunciation of the toilers of the press are often the very ones who glye them questionable information. One Reporter's Romance. A reporter naturally becomes hard ened, yet he Is not built of Portland cement, with sandstone trimmings, and the following Illustration Is given to show how a certain newspaper man helped some people in trouble. The In cident occurred In an eastern city sev eral years ago. A beautiful young wo man whoso parents were decidedly poor became acquainted with a young man who occupied an excellent social posi tion amd also was possessed of a fairly good Income, Ho wronged the girl and refused to marry her, saying he could not present her to his friends as the ruler of his household, but endeavored to Induce the girl to go to another city where ehe would be unknown. In a pe culiar manner which cannot be di vulged a reporter learned of hlB perfidy and after fully convincing himself of the genuineness of the case, went to the young man and threatened to expose the whole matter. He, however, .had not the silighteet Intention of doing so, The man paled before him and begged him to keep It out of print and finally, as a last resort, offered him a consideration, a good round sum It was, If the matter would be kept quiet. The reporter was a gentleman and did not treat the man as he perhaps de served, but gave hm to clearly under stand that he was mot a blackmailer. The young'man used every possible entreaty; but the scribe was as un yielding as adamant. He casually re marked before' leaving the miserable culprit that It would afford him one of the greatest pleasures possible to be able to write an account of his wedding within, a few days. The reporter had an opportunity, to do so, for he was one of the witnesses at a quiet and, small wedding about a week later and he even' gave the readers of it to under stand very plainly that It had occurred Blx months previous to the actual date, a remission for which all will forgive him. Ha correspond with and very often visits that same young man, Who has one of the most delightful homes, over which a charming hostess . pre sides, and there is a little boy that lives there who gets an extra nice Christ mas 'present every year Just because he is named after a reporter. ANCESTRY OF THE BOSS. Something About the Derivation of the Ameriosn L'nerowned King. From the Philadelphia Record. The Boss Is a most worshipful figure In American politics to-day. It Is. a curious thing to study his linguistic as well as political ancestry. A writer In the Century Magazine, who has sought to demonstrate that the modern black mall -of New York Is 'an inheritance from old New Amsterdam, reminds us of the fact that the dread no me of "boss" Is also a. relic of the Dutch pe riod. These are two severe blows at Knickerbocker pride;' but the arlstro cratlo descendants of the old patroons must perforce- confess the truth of In dictments. The word "boss" has been derived by Americans from the ancient Dutch "baas," meaning "foreman" or "master." But behind even this a sig nificance which has become familiar through Its application to muster work Ingmen there lies, a far more curious ancestry, a lineage which carries us back to the old days when the cow was the centre of domestic life, and the maid of the household was named tho "daughter" because she was the mllk muld or milk-drawer, ' The Dutch settlers of New York had a hoary precedent for their use of the term "bans". In the Middle Dutch homes the master of the roof-tree was respectfully called "bnes," or "master" of the house. The mistress was called "baesinne." Danish and Flemish usage was the same. Some etymologists have attempted to trace the expression back ultimately to the Gothic term "wase," which meant "cousin" In the mascu line and "aunt" ln the feminine. This was, however, less a term of relation ship than of honor; and certainly the sense of the appellation was that of "friend" or "kinsman," the chief kins man undoubtedly having been most fre quently thus addressed. If, indeed, the parental term was "wase," how shall one explain the genesis and 'growth 6f that word? . A Boss was Once a Cow. The old Greek word for cow, which was undoubtedly nearest to the San skrit and original Indo-European tongue, was - "bos," as the Romans afterward wrote it out ln Latin letters from the Greek. All the Teutonic lan guages have preserved this word. Ice landic, Swedish and Danish folk spoke of the cow-stall as the "bas" or "baas;" and even in Gothlo one finds -the seem ingly cognate "bansts," meaning "barn." It Is hard to escape from the conviction that the Dutch "baas" (mas ter) was first applied to the owner of the cows. Even the wopd "wase" meaning "cousin" in the old English sense of "coz" has probably an afllnity with 'the old Germanio word for the wild ox, "wasend," from which was finally de volved our modern term "bison." In Irish, which is greatly like Greek In much of Its vocabulary, the cow is call ed "bos;" and hence the cry "co-boss, co-boss" ln use among farmers to-day. As the cows follow one another, Brln dle after Bess, in somewhat -the same follow-the-leader fashion as Ding Dong's sheep in Rabelais' story, there is, oven In this fanciful aspect, a pecu liar significance in the political name of "Boss." VERY STUPID DIPLOMACY. How We Sacrifice Millions of Dollars ln Oriental Trade. . . From a Washington Letter. American trade with China amounts to practically nothing, a few millions a year merely, made up almost exclusive ly of exports of kerosene oil. Water bury watches and piece goods. While English and German merchants do a trade amounting to hundreds of mil lions, our people seem content with the crumbs whloh other nations regard as too Insignificant to botlw with. There Is no good reason why America should not have its proper share of this vast commerce. In fact, if the proper means were employed, It might outdistance both England and Germany, as the celestial is suspicious and Jealous of the European, and would rather do busi ness with our people. But so long as our state department pursues its tradi tional policy we never shall enjoy those advantages. . In China It Is impossible for any ope to do anything without being; able to gain ready access to the high dignita ries at court, and even to the throne it self. If an English or German agent goes to China properly vouched for he finds his minister ready to facilitate his way by all proper means to pro cure him Introductions and to do every thing he can to open up trade relations. But an American Is placed on an entire ly different footing. In the first place the state department refuses to give him a letter of Introduction to our min ister, and our minister, under the de partment's regulations, is prohibited from lending him any official assistance. The consequence is that while English and German agents obtain ready access to LI Hung Chang and other important personages the American agent kicks his heels ln the ante-room and is never given a fair show. A New Definition. From the Detroit Tribune. "What we want of you," said the editor to the poet, "is something new." "Hut what doi you call 'new?' " "Something worked over and smashed till you can't recognize It!" MEN OF REAL NOTE. It is said that the romances of Jules Verne have made a fortune for Ills pub lishers, but only $5,000 a year for the author. Senator Wolcott of Colorado and Repre sentative Clark of Missouri are men of one kidney, each having one of those or gans removed. Serglus Slepnlak, the Russlnn Radical, does not believe the new Ctar will embark on a great war unless he loses his mind. He thinks the poverty of Europe will keep her at peace. Camllle Flammarton and three other French astronomers will make for the Paris exhibition In 1000 a model of the moon a model on such an enormous scale that balloon Journeys will be made around It. Professor Neumann, of the University of Koenlgsberg, Is DO years of age, and for forty-six years has been lecturing contin uously 6h physics and mineralogy. He Is the oldest professor In the active work In Germany. v Mr. Maxim recently gave a public exhi bition of his new flying machine at Box ley for the benefit of a local charity. Mo at tempt was made to fly, but the machine was run up and down the rails, propelled solely by Its aerial screws at the rate of thirty miles an hour. - Abbe Theure of Lolgny has been given the chief prise of $2,500 by the French Academy for his bravery. The abtfe on Dec. 2, 1870, under a heavy Are, saved more than 500 wounded, French and German, who, ln the confusion of a night combat, would otherwise have been massacred. On the following day he attended more than 1,000 wounded tn his parsonage and church. Random Notes of Life in London. Another Interesting Ramble Among the Rare Treasures of the British Museum. London, March 28. I had a great treat this week again, and if you are not too tired of hearing about the Brit ish Museum by this time, I will tell it to you. You see, I am very much ln love with this great Institution, and one of my chaperones here, observing It, gave me a letter of Introduction to the chief librarian there, whom she Knows very well. It proved an open sesame to, me ibeyond a. doubt, for I was Im mediately ushered through the public libraries to the library proper, whero none but the members of the library staff and people with tlcketB and orders giving them the privilege of research there are admitted. The chief Is a love ly old man, and we had no difficulty ln making each other's acquaintance, upon which lie took me In charge and showed me over his wonderful domain of books. He began first with the large reading room, which Is the largest in the world, and round, like the rotunda of the capl tol at Washington, showing me all the curiously convenient arrangements they have for the holding of books, the lighting of the cute little dark corners, the cataloguing, and so forth. But the thing -which interested me most of all was an lnclosure In this room, where there was a large table with piles of books on it,- at short distance from each other, These all had markers In numerable ln them, and were, the old gentleman . Informed me, kept there from day to day, without being dis turbed or moved, for the special use of some of the famous authors, savants, or divines of the day here In London, who are ln the habit of coming here very often for the purpose of quiet and un disturbed research. Notable Bookworms. , Walter Besant has his pile of books hei-, from which perhaps he Is even now culling material for a future novel. Mr. Gladstone often comes here, and studies by the ihour, and many and many a lecturer in the universities of England may be seen at work at this table, while some of the most ponderous sermons ever preached In the churches of London owe their correctness of an cient anecdote and historical reference to such hard work at the British Muse um. There were, however, none or these notabilities at work when I went over this hallowed ground, it being too early ln the day for geniuses, who, as my dear old guide- said, are a lazy lot He took me outside this reading room Into a corridor which runs quite around It, in a circle, and which Is lined on both sides with books from the floor way up to the dome. Outside of this circular corridor runs another such, still larger, of course, and so on, so that the immense reading room, which is the center, is the smallest and innermost of a number of consecutive circles of books. These wheels within wheels are a wonderful arrangement. They are five or six stories high, and the floors and stairs are all of Iron open work, so that the light from, the glass roof shines down through and suffices for all, from the top to the ground floor, thus obviating all neces sity for windows and doors, which take up so much loom. Book space, my guide informed me, Is becoming a se rious question at the museum, as there are now upon its shelves over 2,000,000 volumes, exclusive of catalogues of which there are several thousand and the space has already become quite In adequate for the rapidly increasing number. But I cannot explain this wonderful bookdom properly, so I will not try, and we will "get on," as the English have it. The Original Magna Charts. He conducted me through the king's end the Qrenvllle libraries also, point ing out many wonderfully Interesting and delightful things, which had ut terly escaped me when I went through before by myself, and It was as much pleasure to see this dear, white-haired old bookworm, with his pink face fairly beaming over the old treasures he showed me, as it was to look at and enjoy the treasures themselves. Go ing from here, 'he unlocked door after door, until we were at last in a room which was guarded 'by an ogre in the shape of a very nice young man, to whom the chief gave a few directions, at which the aforesaid young man ran off and brought back a bunch of keys, with which he unlocked some cabinets. From one of these lie brought forth, very tenderly and carefully, a strong box, In which was the parchment to which every loyal Britisher looks for his liberties the IMagna Chnrta. It is old and pale and torn, .and scorched by the great fire, through which It passed, but It still has the seal of old King John upon it, and It Is care fully kept here ln a beautiful box, and under glass, while the facsimiles and photographs of It are allowed to hang In the Grcnville autograph library without, where the populace may gaze upon it, but this Is the real and only genuine . Runnymede Magna Charta, which the wise and dogged old barons forced from their scamp of a king long, long ago. In the early days of English history. This Is next to the oldest doc ument in the kingdom, the Doomsday Book, compiled by William the Con queror, being the oldest. I could not see that, however, as It Is kept at the record office here ln London, not at the museum. An Autograph of Shakespeare. The young man, In whose kind care the old gentleman left me, showed to me also, with great pride, a parchment on which Is one of the three or four au thentic signatures now ln existence of William Shakespeare. This young per son, too, was a bookworm, and It was almost as interesting to see the young man kindling Into enthusiasm over the priceless treasures ln his custody, as It was to watch the dear old one who had Just left us. He asked me If I had seen the signature of her majesty outside In the Grenvllle, and he seemed to take such pride In It that I am afraid I pre tended to a great delight In it which I did not particularly feel Just to please him. - I ran into Niagara one day this week and saw some of the lovely skaters and their lovely gowns. Jlideed, Borne of the habitues of this very swell resort seemed to have put ln an appearance more for decorative than for athletic reasons. It Is a most capital place to go to, when one has a few minutes to spare, to see the beauty and fashion of upper tendom. Niagara has become a sort of winter substitute for Rotten Row, and "everybody who Is anybody" skates at Niagara, ln the smartest and prettiest costumes possible. Indeed, some of the dresses are quite impossi ble. On the ice, from the very reason of their gorgeousness, but then, as I said before, theBe are the brlo-a-brac wo men. It never does me any good to go to Niagara, anyway, for I always come away wishing that I were rich and beautiful and irreproachably tailor made, too. I took another girl with me, as I had my press ticket, and she was driven very nearly mad with mingled delight and envy over the parade. She was not ln the least to be blamed, for the provocation truly Is great. An English Sol Kussoll. The other night I saw John Hare's comedy, "A Pair of Spectacles," and enjoyed It Immensely. Hare Is an old actor as deur to the London public as Sol Smith Russell Is to every right minded one of us across the sea, and is somewhat like him, I thought. It was Just such a piece as Mr. Russell likes to play ln, too, and the house would hard ly allow him off the stage at all, they were so delighted over him. He has put a nev4 piece on this week, which I dare say you have heard of by this time, as It Is of the "Second Mrs. Tanqueray" variety, and bad news always travels fast, they say. I have hud a reasonable amount of music this week, having heard an ex cellent organ recital ln big Queen's hall, where the organ is simply superb, and having gone to a splendid fort nightly at the Royol Academy of Muslo laBt evening, and to a lecture on Liszt, by Francis Korbay, a former and a very enthusiastic pupil of that giant in music. It was the first of a series of six on Liszt, and I go to them because I have not been able, so far, to care for Liszt himself, though I like his muslo very much. But Mr. Korbay is almost a fanatic on his dear teacher, and he raves so delightfully that I find myself coming round already somewhat, though I fancy I could like the mission ary more than the goBpel he preaches, perhaps, for Mr. Korbay is great. Terry and Irving. Last week my landladies took me to see Ellen Terry and Henry Irving in "King Arthur." That was an evening worth having. The Lyceum was simply densely crowded, and the play brought back all the "Idyls of the King" and the other Arthur poems delightfully. My own little village of Caerleon, where I saw the Round Table and the old tur ret of the Castle of Guinevere, is in the play, too, and so I felt as though I knew all about It, having been over the ground before. Irving is quite old by this time, I guess, and takes the old king's part very realistically, while El len Terry made a most handsome Queen Guinevere. It was most beautifully staged and of course the costumes were all that could be desired In the way of old time elegance. Ellen Terry's gowns, I assure you, were simply perfection. We have had no cold weather lately at all, the coming spring showing some very convincing signs of its approach. The Ice has all gone down the river Thames, and the poor, cold sea gulls have again flown out to the coast. The "gull's meat man," a butcher who has had a meat stand on Westminster bridge for the boys and girls whoso delight It was to throw meat to the poor, starved birds, has moved away from lack of business. The spring flowers are coming up already, and the wild flowers have already made their appearance, the snow-drops, having blossomed as early as the' first of March. One of the girls here had a big box of these dainty little green and white flowers sent up from the country to her, and she was so kind as to pre sent me with a generous bunch of them on my birthday. I was charmed, for I had never seen a snow-drop before, and these were beautiful. They must be lovely little things, peeping up from the snows In the woods where they were gathered. A Glimpse of the Slums. Yesterday some of us went for a visit to the East India docks, down at the end of London, where we saw all the ships, some passenger ones, some trad ing ones, and all sorts, In fact. Thy were most Interesting, as was also the ride there in the train. Our way was down through the ugly and poor parts of London, where none of the pretty things of life ever get, and where all is dull and grey and squalid. The train was not a very fast one, and we went through slum after slum, till I felt as though I had really been slumming. However, we got to the docks at last and there a gentleman connected with the East India company met us and un der his wing we went all over the place. We went through the warehouses and smelt the spleen and saw bales of stuffs from India. We watched them load up a passenger vessel soon to sail for Cal cutta. We had permits to poke our In quisitive noses anywhere we pleased, and of course we made the most of our opportunity, going aboard an Aus tralian liner bound for Sidney, and a dirty old whaler that is now off duty, and some of the penny excursion boats that run on the Thames tn summer, and in fact we made ourselves quite ubiquitous. We must have walked and climbed miles and miles, up and down the ships' ladders and all over the wharves. It was the first time I ever saw the anchor of a big boat, and we were Immensely tickled o see them hanging out of their loopholes and looking for all the world like great im mense violin mutes. There was a ship rope factory near the docks, too, through which ourfrlend took us, where we saw them make all sorts of ship rope, from the thinnest to the biggest, thickest telegraphic cable rope, which Is of steel and as big and thick as I am myself. Truly the sea must be In a great state when it can break Buch strong things as these, and hammer such boats as the Immense ships we saw, to pieces. Sadie E. Kaiser. KNOWS. HE IS DEAD. Ex-Speaker Crisp Does Not Expoet to Coma to Life Again. . Just before leaving Washington ex Speaker Crisp was asked If he ever ex pected to again preside over the house of representatives. "I do not," replied Judge Crisp.- I have no expectation of being again elected to the speakership." When questioned as to the cause of his lack of hopefulness In this dtreotlon, Mr. Crisp added: "I do not expect the precedents of history to be broken for my especial benefit. Do you know that no man was ever elected speaker of the house during more than two con gresBes? Well, it is a fact, It Is some what remarkable that while eleven men have served through two con gresses not one of them was ever elect ed to a third term. I don't know that there Is any anti-third term prejudice in the country so far as the speakership ts concerned, as there Is about the presidency, but I scarcely expect to ba lucky enough to break the record.'