THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE SATURDAY MORNING, MARCH 16, 1895. LUCE BROS. SASH STORES, 122 H. Main lYonse, Scruttt, 863 Main Street, Taylor, Pa, Lace Bros.' Best Patent f lour. We guarantee this to be the best Flour made, per barrel, $3.65 4 pounds Granulated Sugar, Feed, Meal and Corn, - l doz. Baest Cold Packed Tomatoes 25-lb. Sack Buckwheat, 1 gallon Pure Maple Syrup, - 5-lb Extra Choice Teas, Clark & Snover Tobacco Best Butter, 1.00 1.00 .80 .53 .SO LOO .33 .22 Try Our "Strawberry Brand" of Smoked Meats. DN OTHER SIBE BF CHANNEL Some Events of the Day on the West Side of the City Noted. MR. DANIELS' SLOW MEMORY Falls Him in Dlsuussing That liypoth seated Board of Trade Resolution. Funerals of Mr. Mary HarrUand Robert Haggorty-Soslal vent. "The West Side correspondence of the Tribune could not contain a greater tissue of falsehood than those penned against the secretary of the Went Side Board of Trade, who Is also a Truth reporter." Thus wrote C. E. Daniels in last night's West Side department of the Truth, referring to the criticism on his action in withholding board of trade resolutions from the morning pa peri that he might use them himself. N-w let us see who Is telling the truth In this matter. Mr. Daniels further says: "Corre spondent Griffiths early Wednesday evening asked the secretary for the resolution. As the board is a public or ganization, Mr. Griffiths was told that the resolution would be left for him at a certain drug store on Main avenue. As a matter of fact, the resolution was in that drug store before S o'clock in the evening." Right there Is where Mr. Daniels told a brazen, unqualified lie. It Is a He that Is tnexcuseable and wan evidently conjured up for the purpose of getting him out of a very disagree able hole. At 7.30 The Tribune representative met Mr. Daniels at Davis' drug store and requested the permission of secur ing a copy of the resolutions. "Don't you think ' I want anything for my own paper," replied Mr. Daniels. That was a question that had no par ticular bearing on the cate and again Mr. Daniels was asked for the resolu tions. "I f ill rroVrbly see you about them >l . w1 Ar. lintels, evasively, aa he b a: ted -.. n the street. That vji - tlr.u tha ratfrtln 1 1 1 ma war. In ien they were in his pocket, where vmcnuy was very anxious 10 Keep ''According to the testimony of those 1 ...... .1 V, . . I . . V. . 1 K 1 1 ....... A I W Daniels was not afterwards seen about that establishment during the evening. The Tribune representative was there as late as 9 p. m., but nothing had been seen of the resolutions up to that hour. Inquiries made yesterday developed the Information that neither Mr. Daniels nor his resolutions put in an appear ance after that. Mr. Daniels need at gxo time "chase around the avenues" for to furnish The Tribune with news. Its representative Is willing and able to do all the chasing necessary to give the people of the West Side a good news service. He does not propose, however, to any longer endure the obstacles that the Truth representative endeavors to throw In the way of the workers on the morning papers. It Is not entirely the matter of the resolutions In question that the writer contends for. It is the principle In volved. Mr. Daniels has no right to confiscate, without any Justification whatever, news that belongs to the morning papers, and he might as well know right here and now that such harp practices will not be tolerated in future. As secretary of the board of trade, and In other official capacities, he has on Innumerable occasions trained courtesy to the bursting point to hinder the morning newspaper work ers that he might favor his own paper. This Is well known In newspaper circles and out. The Tribune prints the news when It is news and It will not longer allow Mr. Daniels to hamper It. He must act In an official capacity as any gentleman would or step down and take his Beat at the press table on an equal footing with his fellow workers. Well Known People Burled. The funeral of Mrs. Mary Harris, wife of Morgan Harris, and who died at her home on North Rebecca avenue Tues day, took place at 2.30 o'clock yesterday afternoon. Owing to the serious Illness of the deceased's sister, no services were held at the family home. The cervices were conducted In the Jackson WE ARE CLOSING OUT White Loaf Hoar, . $3.50 7- lbs. Good Rice, . . .25 8- lbs. Coarse Oatmeal, .25 30-lb. Pail Jelly, . . .50 50-lb Pail Jam, . 1.50 If . 11 ill. i v. n..i. .x ia jneuiuui nuiues castei, m saiAa IB a . I fflB nil. ia ii in n Li. - Everything reduced In nrlce. Boots. ihoes and Rubbers at lets than cost. i a, 113 , S, Main A? Street Baptist church by the pastor. Rev. D. C. Hughes, and Rev. W. S. Jones, of the First- Welsh BaptlBt church. Dr. Hughes paid a high tribute to the qualities of Mrs. Harris. There were many floral offerings. Undertaker Tague removed the remains to the Washburn Street cemetery, where in terment was made. The pall-bearers were Christopher Robertson, David Jones, David Argus, Benjamin Hughes, Thomas Joseph and John Lloyd. A very large funeral was that of Roger Haggerty. who died Tuesday at his home on Bcranton street. The many friends of the family assembled yesterday morning at the home, where the remains, which rested in a costly black casket, were viewed. A solemn high mass was celebrated In St. Pat rick's church on Jackson street by Itev. F. P. McNally, who preached an elo quent sermon. Father Dunne was dea con, and Father Frtcker, of St. John's church, was sub-deacon. Brunch 44, Catholic Mutuul Benefit association; Division No. 1, Ancient Order of Hi bernians, Board of America, and the Oxford Mine Acldental fund were In at tendance. Interment was made In the Hyde Park Catholic cemetery. The pall-bearers were Thumus Judge, James Mulligan, Anthony McAmtrew. Mlchuel Coleman, Anthony Martin and Patrick Gallagher. Two Evening Parties. A very pleasant evening party was held on Thursday evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs. George Fellows, on Tenth street. In honor of their young duughter. Bertha. The young people Indulged In various amusements and at a seasonable hour refreshments were served. Those present were Misses Maud Chalmers, Ella Chambers, Sallle McCracken, Lulu Fellows, Bessie Mc cracken, Jessie Cavelle, Hunnah Kd wards, F.mma Fellows, Huttle Wade, Bessie Daniels, Ethel Do ml. Elsie Hur rls. Carrie Carr, Nettle Davis, Kthel Woodruff, Kuth Fellows. Lois Becker, Lucy Fellows. Lydla Fellows, Ella Shaw, Bertha Fellows, and Archie Saxe, Frank Carr, Eddie Walker, Henry Mil ler, Walter Coleman, Arthur Chalmers, Warren Acker, Frank Fellows and Wendell Evans. A surprise party was tendered Miss Jessie Beavers, on Thursday evening, at her home on Swetlund street. Those who attended were: Misses May Rich ards, May Jones, Grace Snow. Dulsy Wade, Ruth Williams, Jessie Beavers, Gertie Beavers. Lena Davis, Ellen Fow ler, Bertha Powell, Thlel Dawktns, Gertie Dawklns. Lizzie Huber, Edith Beavers, Carrie Paulln, and Harry Hartman, George Daniels, John For gan, Elmer Hughes, It. J. Griffiths, George Evans, Harroll Evans, Charles Carpenter, George Carpenter. Allle Shafer, Reese Powell, Eddie Beavers, Will Edwards. Told in a Few Lines. Edward Howells, of North Lincoln avenue. Is 111. Richard E. Jones, Janitor at No. 14 school, Is 111 with quinsy. The condition of Peter Morton, who Is 111 at his home, on Keyser avenue, Is dangerous. Thomas Thomas, a Bhoemaker on South Main avenue, has removed his shop to Bellevue. The Welsh Philosophical society will meet this evening In their rooms, on Sonth Main avenue. A meeting of the Young People's Lit erary society was held last evening In the First Welsh Baptist church. A raffle for a watch for the benefit of Daniel Williams will be held In the Eagle hotel, on South Main avenue, on March 23. - Lenten services were conducted last evening In the St. David's Episcopal and German Presbyterian churches. The services were well attended. Division No. 1. Ancient Order of Hi bernians, held a meeting In their rooms last evening to muke final ar rangements fur parading on St. Pat rick's Day. Levi Da vies, a boarder at the home of Richard Davis, on North Fllmore ave nue, was removed yesterday to the Moses Taylor hospital. He Is afflicted with blood poisoning. The funeral of the young child of Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Fuller, of Eynon street, occurred yesterday afternoon. Services were conducted by Rev. Thomas A. Bell, pastor of the Plymouth Congre gational church. Interment was made In the Washburn Street cemetery. West Side Business Directory. PHOTOGRAPHER Cabinet Photos, J1.40 per dozen, iney are iusi loveiy. con vince yourself by calling at Starner's Photo Parlors, 101 and 103 South Main avenue. HORSESHOEING N. Bush, practical horieshoer. worK done oniy in a nrsi class manner and guaranteed satlsfac tory. 8hop, Price street, closo to North Main avenue. GROCERIES Revere Standanrd Java Coffee Is uncxceueil. The leaning conce of the day. For sale only at F. w. Ma son & Co. Finn Groceries, US South Main avenue. SECOND HAND FURNITURE CASH for anything you have to sen. furni ture. Stoves, Tools, etc. Call and see the stock of J. C. King, 11C4 and 102t Jackson street. WALL PAPER-Go to Fred Reynolds. 206 North Main avenue, nnd see his complete line of Wall Paper. Paints and Window Shades. Just opened with new stock. PLUMBING William D. Griffiths, 113 North Main avenue, does nrnt-ciass Plumbing, Steam Heat and Uns Fitting. Satisfaction Is strictly guaranteed. OYSTERS R. B. Davis, market house. Dealer In Foreign and Domestic f ruits. Oysters served In every style. 310 North Main avenue, next to Clarke's. CHRISTIAN ENDEAVOR NOTES. An Important business meeting of the city union will be held at the Young Wo men's Chrlstlun association parlors on Tuesday evening, when a full attendanee of members Is expeoted. A press committee has been appointed by the city union, comprising Miss De.Ua Evans, E. P. Fuller, A. C. Smith and H. It. Lathrope, 123 Washington avenue. Communications are to be sent to the members not later than each Thursday. A pleasant evening was spent by the members of the liunmoro Presbyterian church society on Tuesday last at the resi dence of Miss Pickens, whon the March business meeting was also held. The so cial committee had arranged a pleasant musical programme, which was highly ap preciated by the members, There are now seventy members In the society of the Adnms Avenue mlsslun of the Second Presbyterian church. Al though tho society was established but twelve months ago it has made great progress and assists oonsltlerably In a financial manner, In keeping the chapel In repair. , The following officers have been elected by the Christian Endeavor society of the First Presbyterian church: President, F. M. Bout on; vice president. Miss Mary Thompson; recording secretary. Miss Grace Little; corresponding secretary, W, W. Inglls; treasurer, August Kraft. This society has also voted $10 for the relief of the poor In the city Whin Dab? was sick, we gate her Osstorlst When she was a Child, she orled f or Casterla. Then she became Hua, aha stung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gavs Umm Castorla NEWS OF THEJOUTH SIBE Abnormal Amount of Sickness De mands Caution and Judgment. MALIGNANT CASE OP TYFHOID In the Family of Ii. W. Ulasor, on Pig Streot-Case Is Isolated-Firemen of All Companies Supporting R. J. Far. roll fur llii let Engineer. Typhoid fever hus broken out on the South Side In the fumlly of Ernest W. Glaser, of 536 Fig street, whose little daughter, Lena, tl years of uge, Is very dangerously attacked with the driad plague. D. J. A. Mauley Is the attend ing physlcluii, und he gives It as his opinion that It Is the first malignant caBe ttiut has appeured on this side In several mouths. This Is an unhealthy season of the year and the spread of tho contagion would work havoc, the doctor thinks, to the general health of the community. However, be believes, that the cuse Is an Isolated one and not liable to unfold and effect the com munity. Influenza Is floating In the air and scarcely a faintly is free from It. This, with typhoid fever, Would uccentuate the condition of the people to such an extent that they would huve very good cause for alarm. The udvlee of the doctors to those who are In good health and desire to retain It Is to whim houses where sickness prevails, keep warmly clothed, und take dally exer cise. The lust truces of whooping cough among children have disap peared. Measles have broken out occu slonly, but lugrlppe is the representa tive of mortality that holds arbitrary swuy. Candidate fur District Fnglneer. In this column a few days ago was mentioned a few thoughts In relation to the most available member of the South Side fire companies who would bo put forward for district engineer. The term of Louis Schwnss, the present of!lclal, expires next month, and while not one person ever whispered a word detrimental to his course as district engineer, but on the contrary, all spoke In the highest terms of him, yet the general feeling Is that the William Cunnell Hose company has waited long and patiently enough and Is now en titled to the honor. Therefore the name of Richard J. Farrell, the pres sent foreman of the company, and an active and attentive fireman, Is put forward. His petition Is signed by every member of his own company and by most members of the other com panies. Shorter Paragraphs. S. S. Spruks Is III at his home on Pittston avenue. Mrs. Stephen Outhelnz, of Cedar ave nue, Is quite seriously 111. Patrick Walsh, of Blalrsvllle, Is visit ing friends on the South Side. Peter Snyder, of New York City, Is visiting friends on the South Side. A boy was born to Mr. und Mrs. John Kuhn, of Cherry street, yesterday morning. The North works resumed early yes terday morning and for how long It Is not certain. One of the Mooslc street cars was de railed and damaged at supper time yes terday evening and prevented the South Side cars from making schedule time. Miss S. C. Krlgbaum will lead Sab bath exercises at the rooms of the Young Women's Christian association tomorrow. Speclul music has been pre pared. Martin Kelly, of Birch street, a young man 25 years of age, whose mother died a week ago from an Illness of pneu monia. Is so seriously III of pneumonia that his life Is despaired of. The funeral of Michael Sweeney, of 842 Hemlock street, will take place at 9 o'clock today with a high mass of requiem at St. Peter's cathedral. In terment will be made In Hdye Park cemetery. The funeral of Miss Minnie Gibbons, of Prospect avenue, will tnke place at 9 o'clock this morning. A high mass of requiem will be celebrated at St. Peter's cathedral, and Interment will be made In Hyde Park Catholic ceme tery. Martin, the 8-year-old son of John J. Lavelle, of Pittston avenue, was injured two months ago while coasting, and then It was thought that his leg would have to be amputated. Under the skill ful treatment of Dr. Munley the lud has recuperated and Is doing well. If you want a good plumber telephone 1242. W. U. Doud & Co., 609 Lackawanna avenue. Just Has 'tin, From Good News. I.lttlo Girl Does you mother talk mu?h about woman's rights? Little Hoy No, she Jus' has 'em without any tulkln'. Perseverance and Grit Ten Yoars of MWory-A Simple Hcinody. Lincoln, Centre, Me. "I thank God that I used Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy." Such were the words of Asa T. Uriflln of this pluoe. and uny one acquainted with the bene fit he derived from Its use, knows thnt ho has great reason to feel thankful. The history of Mr. Griffin's case Is of so much Interest that your correspond ent obtained full particulars. "For ten years pust," to use Mr. Orlflln's own words. "I have suffered with constant imln in my buck which was brought about by a diseased con dition of my kidney's. The Buffering I endured at times Is beyond words. I doctored and took all manner of medi cines, but to no purpose, I begsn to be despondent for haying wis coming on and I wanted tolgctto work. One day I was reading of Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, and I told my wife I would try It, and 1 am thunkful that I did so. I had used It but a short while when the pain disappeared; and I then started In and.1 worked all through haying and helped to get In twenty-threu acres of grain, and am feeling better than I have for years. My wife, who has also taken Favorite Remedy for the sickness women are usually troubled with, has Induced many others to try this valuable medi cine, and In every case It has cured, where a oure was possible." One of our local physicians recently said: "Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy has cured more people of dyspepsia, rheumatlem, kidney, liver and urinary troubles, and women who are Buffering from Illness peculiar .to their sex, than any known treatment. The great value of Favorite Remedy Has In the fuct that It dissolves the excess of uric, add , In tha blood,, expels It from the system, thus curing the disease;" " ' " 1 ' In diabetes, Brlght's 'disease and gravel, It lias cured where all else failed. Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy can be purchased of any dealer of medicines at 11 a bottle. ..,' NEWS OF THE RAILROADS. Rev. F. J. Collins will preach at tm, afternoon meeting tomorrow. A good story cornea from Carbondale, where the trains were late starting out on Thursday. A number of crews failed to report in time, and, upon Investigat ing, It was found that the professional caller had called at a saloon where he Imbibed so much liquid, that he could "call" no more. In the meantime the boys slept, unconscious of the fleeting hours. A special call hud to be made before the train service could be regu lated. Considerable discussion has been heard relative to the transformation in engine No. 9, the W. F. Hallstead, which will be turned out of the Lacka wanna shops, today. All the boys are proud of their handiwork In converting this engine Into the driest locomotive In this purt of the country. No. 9 was well known when pulling the New York and Buffalo express. No. 1, betweeu Scran ton and Blnghnniton, and for the past ten years has been handled by Engineer Whit more. Previously this locomotive was built for burning an thracite coal., but during the past few months while It hus been In the shops It has been changed to u culm burner, us It Is considered that the culm-burners possess superior steaming abilities. The painting work reflects great credit on Fred Sheldon, foreman of the pulnt shop. Superintendent David Brown also deseserves commendutlon for the superior workmanship of his depart ment. It Is claimed thut -No. V win easily be able to run 00 miles an hour. Up to the present, engine 181 has been considered the handsomest locomotive, and one holding the best record on the Lackawanna system, but the position may now be given No. 9. OIUHT ToIbiTa JIUYMAN. An Astounding Example of Blissful Ig norance Furnished by Susquehunnu County. "I was recently a witness and took part In a conversation which. In this enlightened age not only dumbfounded me but without discount showed Ig norance In a malignant form," said an old acquaintance to a Tribune reporter at the Valley House yesterday. "It had special bearing on the recent eclipse and happened In a smull town In Susquehanna county, I was In a store there where they sold everything from codfish to pongee silk, when the person with a paucity of Ideas entered. He had a crock of butter and his son a large basket of eggs. They wore the regulation garb of the Pennsylvania farmer. The proprietor with several others, was discussing the eclipse of the night previous, when Jake, as he was called, came near. " 'Cllpse? What's an' cllpse?" "Why," said one of the party, "the earth comes between the sun and the moon and casts Its shadow on the moon so It gives no light." "You can't fool me," said Jake; "how kin they tell 'bout such things? I don't believe there's no such word." "There certainly Is,'' Bald the pro prietor, "and we all saw It last night." "How'd you know 'bout It?" usked Jake. "Every paper In the country gave the Information told the hour and min ute It would sturt and when the moon would be entirely eclipsed and also at what time It would end," said one. "Yes. and every almanac had the sum thing. Just as they tell of the moon's phases, tho tides, the hour of sunrise and sunset and all such Information, 'and they are right In every case." I ven tured to remark. "Moon's phases, tides 'n sunrise 'n Bunset?" said Jake. "What be they?" "A few of the peculiar phenomenas of nature which science has solved," I replied. "What's science?" he asked. "Science," I replied, "Is the Immedi ate result of a saturated solution of gray matter of the brain Judiciously applied upon phenomena and matters In general with the purpose of ascertain ing the ultimatum." "Wall I swash, fenomener an' solu tion; you are tryln' to make fun of me with all your hlghfalutln dictionary words, but you can't do It." "Now," said I "you are entirely mis taken when you Imagine that. I am certainly not trying to ridicule you, but on the other huml, su posed you were trying to make game of me. You see the eclipse Is an Important event to astronomers. They are enabled by observations to further enlightenment and sometimes when the sun Is eclipsed men go to the uttermost parts of the earth where they can get a better view of It. The eclipse Is one proof that tho earth Is round, for Its shadow on the moon shows the arc of a circular body." "The earth round!" Juke said Incred uously. "No slree; It can't be. Its flatter'n a pancake; why, how could It Btand?" I tried In vain to explain how gravity kept things going and of the earth's dally revolution and annual trip around the sun even secured an ulmanuc and showed him a wood cut giving the entire matter, und as a filial clincher, told him that I huH been around the world and knew It wus round like a baseball. This seemed to please him but he said: "You fuller the snuke creek road from here to Blnghamton und she's Hut." This was reasonably true and I was forced to admit It. "Now, It Is 95,000,000 of mllcH from tho earth to the moon, and the recent tele scopes of great power bring the moon apparently within thirty miles of the earth," said I. , "How do you know Its so many miles, and 1 don't believe no man can see thir ty miles. Here you get up on top of a hill and you can't see no more'n four miles. This Idea of men havln' tellerseopes en' newfangled' "paraphernalia," 1 sug gested. "What's that, more solution or fenonemy?" he said sharply. "I don't care; these fellers go to Bqulntln' round and say the earth's round an' Its so many miles from here to the moon an' they don't know nothln' 'bout it them fellers don't know oats from wheat." "Jake," said a man who had said nothing up to this point, "how do you account for sunrise and sunset and how can these learned scientists predict over a year ahead the -different, changes which will occur7" "Well, as to sunrise an' sunset them fellers kept time last year an' put It down Just the same this year an' so far as the 'cllpse, solutions an' your fenon emy, they guess at them things an' If they do hit It all right once In a while taint their fault." Waning Whaling Industry. The United States have now forty ves sels engsged In whaling the remnant or a Heat which once numbered 600 ships. The demand for whale oil has so greatly de creased that the Industry has dwindled away. It Is now supported chiefly by the demand for whalebone, which Is always In excess of the supply. . ' Novel Kpltaph. In ths cemetery at Barnstable, Mass., Is the following Iniortptlon: "Here lyeth interred ye body of Mrs. Hope Chlpman, ye wife of Elder John Chlpman, aged 45 years, who changed this life for a beer ye I of January, WW." ' JUDGE'S FAMOUS CARTOONIST Bernard Gillam Recommends Paine's Cel ery Compound for Exhaustion. The Buffalo News, In a recent article remarks upon the fact thnt "Bernard Gillam, j.he cartoonist of Judge, Is one of the few living men whose cartoons have ever changed a vote In the U. S. senate." Bernard Gillam is a young man, but 33. He received his art education In England. He Is today the foremost cartoonist of America. In 1SS0 he came to Harper's Weekly as the colleague of the Immortal Nast. His work afterward for Frank Leslie's and Puck well fitted him for bringing Judge to Its present success. In 1SS6 Mr. Gillam went Into partnership with W. J. Arkell, nnd bought Judge. The full-page colored cartoons, Mr. Glllum's speclul province on Judge, equal the re murknble efforts of the great Kcpplcr, In Judge's older rival. There Is probably no form of brain work that Is so exhausting, so exacting and so Intense as the work of the great urtlst on the large comic papers. To turn out brilliant Ideas with the regu larity of machinery and yet keep their work up to the high standard set by their splendid reputation, makes fear ful demands upon their nervous vitali ty. Mr. Gillam knows what severe work means. NORTH KM) NOTES. Miss Mams Bndd, of Forest City, has returned to her home after a short visit with friends In this place. Mrs. Frederick Emory entertained n number of friends nt her home on Dickson avenue lust night. George Harvey, of Deacon street, en tertained a number of his friends ut his home lust Thursday evening. Mrs. 11. 11. Mitchell hus returned to her home. In New York, after visiting friends on McDonough avenue. John O'Horo, of Main avenue, of the firm of Neary & O'Haro, barbers, has returned from a trip to New York. The Green Ridge Wheelman nre com fortably settled In their new quarters at Sanderson avenue nnd Green Ridge street. William R. Edwards hns removed his household goods from Holllster ave nue to the dwelling house of William Roberts, on Ferdinand street. William Eldrldge nnd William Kline returned home last night from New York, where they went the forepart of the week for the purpose of purchas ing a dray. Thomas K. Williams, of William street, Borne time ago an employe In the press roum of The Tribune, leaves this morning for Hartford. Conn.; where he accepted a situation on the Evening Tost of that city. Division No. 10, of the Ancient Order of Hibernians, will hold their annual entertainment In St. Mary's hall next Monday evening. An excellent pro gramme has been arranged, but the main feature will be the lecture by Rev. William P. O'Doiinell on "The Charac ter of the Irish People" as he found from his observations on his recent visit to Ireland. The parlors of the residence of Thomas Shotton, on Oak Btreet, were well tilled last evenly when an enter tainment was held under the auspices of the Ladles' Aid society, of the Pres byterian church. No admission was charged but a sliver offering wus taken at the dejr. The entertainment was presided over by Thomas B. Morgan, and was opened by n Violin and piano duett by Miss Ruth Jack am and Fred- The nervous strain of his responsible position has at times brought him near to prostration and the giving up of his work. He says 'In a letter dated New York, Nov. is, 1S!)4: "No tonic that 1 have taken has done me so much good as Paine's celery com pound. When I am run down or ex hausted after particularly exacting work on cartoons and In other artistic occupations, I have found a dose of the compound exceedingly beneficial as a restorative for the nerves." The racing speed of the marvelous new processes for swiftly carrying out men's ideas Is taxing to their utmost the nervous systems of countless men and women. A cry of protest Is going up all over the country from medical men against the suicidal waste of nerve force. Preachers, editors, lawyers, even doc tors themselves, form their dully round of hard, anxious work every brain worker. In fact, who labors draws heav ily upon his nervous vitality, must take ulurm at the first sign of braln-tlre. pressure, fullness or tension In the head or nervous fatigue. In every city In the United States physicians every day are not only pres cribing, but themselves using, Paine's celery compound for weakness and nervous debility, for curing the effect of poor and unhealthy blood, disorders ..ridV Wnlilmmvi' who were encored, ifund was followed by a recitation by Burton Osterhout. in me aoscnee oi Miss Maud Williams, Miss Grace Wil liams gave n recitation and was en cored, after which Miss Keefer delight ed the audience with a piano solo. After Bongs by Archie Morgans and Misses Catherine and Elizabeth Gabriel nnd others and a recitation by Miss Grace Wllllnms, the entertainment closed with a duett by Miss Jackson and Mr. Weidmeyer. und the tableau "Good Night." by eight little children. At the close of the entertainment re freshments, furnished by Mrs. Shotton, were served by Miss Ruth Jackson, Miss Helen Hurlburt, Miss Jennie Zlcg ler and Miss Anna Gillespie. Miss Alma retiree and Miss Metta Osterhout presided over the candy booth. Official Orders. Headquarters Thirteenth Regiment, Third Brigade, National Guard of Pennsyl vania, Bcranton, Pa., March IS, 18!)3. Regimental orders No. 4. I. In compliance with special order No. 21, dated headquarters Third brigade. Na tional Guard of Pennsylvania, Lebanon, Pa., March 12, 189G, an election will be held In the quarters of Company H, Thirteenth regiment, National Guard of Pennsyl vania, for captain, to fill vacancy caused by the resignation of Captain William B. Rockwell, and to till any other vacancy that may result from euhl election, on Tuesday,' Murch 20, lMtt, at 8 o'clock p. m. II. Major George H, Whitney Is hereby detailed to hold the above election, and make prompt returns direct to Third brig ade headquarters. By order of Colonel Esra H. Ripple. W. S. Millar, Adjutant. Headquarters Thirteenth Regiment, Third Brigade, National Guard of Pennsyl vania. Bcranton, Pa., March 15, 183. Regimental Orders No. 6. 1. In compliance with general order No. 6, adjutant general's office, Harrlsburg, Feb. 20, 1895, the several companies of this command will be Inspected by Major J. Rldgeway Wright, Inspector, Third brig ade, as follows : Field and stuff, non-commlssloned staff and Companies A and B. Monday, May 13, 1895, Bcranton City guard armory, 7.45 p.m. Companies C and D, Tuesday, May 14, 1896, Bcranton City guard armory, 7.45 p.m. of liver, kidneys, stomach, heart and the nervous system. An effective remedy must first enter the blood to cure rheumatism. Local treatment for a constitutional disorder will do no good. Rheumatism, gout, blood-poisoning, scrofula, etc., are di seases In the blood. Just why Paine's celery compound cures, while other remedies fail, is be cause all its Ingredients effectually aid the system to rid Itself of any poisonous humors in the blood. Hundreds of cases have within this year been reported directly from per sons, between the ages of 45 and 65, suf fering from acute Brlght's disease, who have been permanently cured by Paine's celery compound. It stops the gradual structural changes in the kidneys, res tores their vigor and removes such alarming symptoms as the gradual loss of strength, pallor of the face, short ness of breath, pain in the back and sides, dropsy and a puffy condition of the skin. As a spring medicine It is ab solutely without a rival. Every overworked man and woman, reduced In strength, llesh and nervous vigor, will And a powerful restorative in Paine's celery compound. It Is food for the brain and nerves. It sends new, healthy blood through the arteries. It makes people Well. Company E, Wednesday, May 15, 1845, Honesdale, 8 p. m. Company U, Thursday, May 16, 1895, Montrose, 8 p. m. Company F, Friday, May 1", 1895. Hyda Park (Bcranton), 8 p. m. Company H, Saturday, May, IS, 18.", Providence (Bcranton), 8 p. m. Attention is called to general order No. 6, circular No. 1, adjutant general's order, and circular No. 1, current series, thesa headquarters, for Instructions. By order of Colonel Ezra H. Ripple. W. S. Millar, Adjutant. If your dealer tells you that something else Is "Just as good" as Doan's Ointment for Hives, Pin Worms, Itching Pile, or other Itchiness of tho skin, tell him you want the original. It Is safe; never-falling. N.A.HULBERrS WYOMING AVE SCRANTQN. STEIItWIY S SON DECKER BROTHERS KRANICH i BACK STULTZ I BAUER aad Oth era PIANOS Also a large stock of firstcUM ORGANS MUSICAL nERCHANDISfl, MUSIC, ETC X Sill