4 THE SCRANTON TK1UUNJ5 SATUliDAlf MUKJNIJYl. liKVUMBKLi 15, 18i. cranfon Ztihm rUBLISHID DAILY IN SclUlfTO. Pi-. IT TBI TH1B1JS1 PUUUBH1NO OOMFAMT. C. P. KINSMURV, Pm, MiOi'la. C. H. RIPFLC, o'v Tm.. LIVY 8. RICHARD, Carre. . . W. W. DAVIS, tuMiKTiRDi.T. W. W. V0UNQ8, Aov, Mana'a. Hiw Tore Omoi : tkibdni Buiidiho. Fiuxk 8. GRAY, lURAOIR. ItlTIRID AT TH1 FOSTOrYIOl AT 80RANTON, ?A, Al 8IOOND-OLABS HAIL MATTfR. "Printers' Ink," the recognized Journal for advertisers, rates T1IK SCKANTON THIMl'NE as the best advertising medium In Northeastern Pennsylvania. "Printers' Ink" knows. KCRANTON, DECEMBER 15, 1894. THE SCRANTON OF TODAY. Come and Inspect our city. Elevation above the tide, 740 feet. Extremely healthy, Estlmuted populutlon, 1894, 103,000. Registered voters, 20,099. Value of school property, 5730,000. Number of school children, 12,000. Average amount of bank deposits, $10, 000,000. It's the metropolis of northeastern Penn sylvania. Can produce electric power cheaper than Niagara. No better point In the United States at Which to establish now Industries. See how we grow: Population In 18G0 'z!3 Population In 1870 35.000 Population in 1880 45j Population In 1890 'WIS Population In 1891 (estimated) 103.W0 And the end Is not yet. The congressman who does not Intro duce some sort of a bill calculated to cover the financial question, will not be In It this winter. Cleanse Common Council. There Is general dissatisfaction with Bcranton's present common council. The majority of Its members do not, In publlo estimation, measure tip to the requirements of the third community In Pennsylvania. Some of Its members, If common report be true, are not only none too scrupulous In their methods of legislation, but they have, also, only scant ability and very moderate Intel ligence. While there are probably sev eral honest members of this body and one or two honest and able members, the net aggregate of ability and probity Is much beneath this growing city's need. This much may be said in all caidor without carrying with It any suggestion of a desire on our part to call names or "slate" enemies. Names could be called and shady personages could be pilloried, if It were thought necessary. We trust that It will not be come necessary. What Is the secret of this mediocrity? To whom shall we attribute the blame? Perhaps no better answer can be given than, without mentioning names, to cite the example of a gentleman high In the estimation of local business men a man who, at board of trade meetings, for Instance, does not spare words of criticism for shortcomings in Scran- ton's municipal government. This gen tleman was once besought by a number of appreciative neighbors to be a candi date for common council. His reply was to laugh loudly and treat the proposition as an excellent Joke. He was, It is true, a careful, honorable and prudent business man. He knew the value of business methods and of busi ness experience In councllmantc delib erations. And he was not, in intention, a coward. - But he drew back from an opportunity to benefit the city because, In his opinion, a seat in common council Is the natural prey of ward heelers or subsidized tools. This, we dare say, is the general feel lng a feeling which excellently serves the purposes of those who make public office a private snap. Isn't It about time, In this happy decade of general reform, for' the level-headed business men and the decency-loving middle classes of Scranton to take an active part in the selection of the next com mon council? Is their indifference or levity to continue until we, too, shall have a miniature Tammany in munlcl pal control? The objectionable tea.' turesof our present common council are not as yet really dangerous. Those members of that body who fall below the requisite standard are Ignorant and therefore easily cast off. But a few more years of unchecked practice in the arts of corrupt legislation w.ould put a different phase on the matter, and the postponed house cleaning which could now be readily effected would then become a task of uncommon Xl Acuity. The new counctlmen to be elected in February should first of all be honest and earnest men. We shall have more to say on this subject before we get through with it. ' Newfoundland, too, displays svmD loms of a disorder resembling the irover-Cleveland-popgun-congresscom tllcatlon of diseases. New Currency Plan. In another place appears an Interest- rig letter from Dr. Daniel B. Strong, of Itarrucca, Pa., outlining a strikingly irlglnal plan of currency reform. Dr. Urong would gradually withdraw from iur national banks their privileges as tanks of Issue privileges which many eople believe should not depart from ne federal government and would laseall this currency on treasury notes, ssued by the government in exchange tor approved city, county and state, lon-lnterest-bearlng bonds, deposited n the treasury as security. He would lave the government exchange (90 in treasury notes for $100 in these ap roved bonds; would make provision tor the cancellation of the bonds by means of annual repayments into the latlonal treasury; and would protect lie treasury by giving it, In case of tefaulted repayment, first claim on municipal, county or state tax collec ilonB. A small tax on the circulation vould reimburse .the government for ts expense In the premises, as well as lecure it against loss.. , These are the crudely stated general irinclples of his suggestion. Many de alls' that look perplexing at first glance would probably adjust themselves with out uncommon legislative effort. The plan Is obviously plausible; and there are numerous reasons for believing that it would be more acceptable to the people generally than would have been the plan whereby the late Secretary WIndom ; contemplated providing against the emergency when Republi can financiering had at last achieved the wiping out of the national debt. The WIndom plan, It will be remembered, had In mind an issue of United States, long-term consols, bearing very low In terest, not higher than 2 per cent. The objection to this plan is that it would perpetuate the national debt merely In order to prolong the life of national banks as banks of issue. This plan of Dr. Strong curtails the national banks to banks of deposit, but It makes the magnitude of the national debt a mat ter of indifference And, lust of all, it would, by abolishing interest on city, county and state bonds used as a basis of currency, save perhaps $50,000,000 an- nuully for -the people, thus virtually expanding the currency to an amount equal to the economized Interest charges. We must confess to a degree of be wilderment amid the numerous pro jects lutely advanced for saving the financial honor of the nation. Many of them smack loudly of self-interest. Such are to be regarded with suspicion by the muss of people who are neither money-lenders nor borrowers to a large degree. . But It does not at this moment occur to us that the project of our Star rucca . friend, whatever its shortcom ings, can' be classified as having been dictated by any desire to augment an existing debt nor cheat a creditor. To this extent, at least, it can be submitted to discussion with a fair measure of ap proval, to which we may safely add a token of admiration for Its simplicity and its uniqueness. The state, which requires its citizens to pay school taxes should also require those who' have children of school age to send these children to school unless there is valid excuse to the contrary. This, in a sentence, Is the common sense of this muoh-befogged question of com pulsory education. The Christmas Tribune. Some of the features of The Tribune's Christmas number, to be Issued soon, are as follows: "WHY THE CHINESE HAVE BEEN HUMILIATED," a graphic pen-picture of Chinese customs and conditions, by Rev. W. W. Shaw, M. A., of Arch bald, ''a., who hi'S passed many years In the Celestial Kingdom as a mission ary. 'FORGOTTEN HERO'S NEGLECTED GRAVE," an illustrated descriptive ar ticle by E, T. Sweet of the last resting place of General Samuel Meredith, the llrst treasurer of the United States, whose tomb near Pleasant .Mount, In Wayne county, is overrun with weeds. WHY THE WEST ASKS FOR FREE COINAGE," a scholarly discussion of the currency problem by Judge C. C. Goodwin, editor of the Salt Lake Trib une, and also by Senator John P. Jones, of Nevada. "WEARY WILLIES AT NIGHTFALL," being the chronicle of a careful study of the chain-brigade now domiciled In Chief Simpson's department of the Mu nicipal building; together with causes of the tramp nuisance as told by the va grants themselves. "ADVENTURE ON PIKE'S PEAK," by Miss Minnie Powell, Illustrated by J. L. Hangl.oneof the most thrilling Incidents of travel ever written. The writer was once a resident of Scranton; and her experiences, as vividly told In this il lustrated article, will repay perusal. "THE LOVEOFATHOUSAND YEARS," a Christmas fantasy of uncommon In terest by E. T. Sweet, who, In this story. treats In a novel fashion the mental science of telepathy. HARP TRADITIONS," a cleverly writ ten article by Miss Gertrude Holyoke French, reviewing the literature of the harp and giving readable advice as to Its manipulation. ENGLISH VIEWS OF OUR POLI TICS," a woman's explanation of the peculiar Interest manifested by our British cousins In the success of the Democratic party. This letter of Miss Kaiser will be found one of the most In teresting she has yet written. But. why particularize? These are merely a few of the many features- including choice poetry, fiction, anec dote, biography, humor and description which will make the Xmas Tribune Incomparably the best newspaper ever issued in Sorantom. Walt for it. Nicaragua canal boomers take it for granted If Uncle Sam doesn't Indorse the worthless bonds of a yet more worthless canal company some other government will. An excellent reply may be made In the two-fold fact that no other country wants to, In the first place, while In the second place no other country dares to. The American people will not permit the Nicaragua canal to be bossed by any other power. Neither will they be entrapped Into pulling chestnuts out of the fire in be half of individual stock speculators. When they want to build the canal at the public expense they will do so dl rectly and without circumlocution or apology. u. The Minneapolis Tribune has, by Its admirable reports of the dally sessions of the municipal reform convention, placed every other newspaper in the countryunderobllgatlons to It. Its sum marles of the papers read the fore part of the week in this convention have been adequate, intelligent and well edited; and there Is no essential detail absent. Those who are Interested In municipal progress could not Invest money to better advantage than in the purchase of copies of this Minneapolis newspaper containing the proceedings of the Good Government congress. Some statistical crank has figured it up that the amount of liquor con sumed In the country will average two glasses dolly for every person. Many Impecunious old soaks who are occa slonally obliged to exist forty-eight hours without moisture will doubtless agree that the liquid has not been prop erly distributed. The councllmantc candidate of doubt ful reputation who spends money seek lng an office to which no salary Is at tached should be unflinchingly turned down by the people. The decent ele ment in Scranton is fully able to elect trustworthy men to councils if it will take the trouble to make its power felt. That the sentiment of western Re. publicans, as indicated in Thursday's gathering of., the Republican, congres sional committee, . ts 'Unfavorable to further agitation. In the direction of nigh tariffs U not proof that western Republicans want free trade. They want protection; but they want only so much of It as is necessary to cover the difference between home and foreign industrial conditions. A tariff which exceeds this limit Is bound to become as unpopular as it Is superfluous, for rea sons readily understood. Strong Man Sandow has lost a lot of diamonds. It Is to be hoped that the modern Hercules, In grasping the ad vertising methods of the weaker sex, in histrionic fields, will not develop any of the gem-exhlbitlng propensities of the Individual of Alvln Joslln fume. What are the practical business men of Scranton those men who sometimes complain that the city Is not properly governed doing to Improve the quality of city legislation? How many of them are willing to become common council men? , One fire a year. In the central part of the city, for Instance, would alone cost more than the extra cost of a paid fire department for the entire year. We had better have the paid firemen than the one costly fire. To understand the milk In the cocoa- nut of Rev. J. C. Hogan's popularity In the Scrainton correspondence of the People, It Is necessary to know who writes that correspondence. Is It Rev. Mr. Hogan himself? If Miss Consuleo Vanderbllt resem bles her published portraits it Is safe to ussert that the person who threat ened to kidnap the young lady was either crazy or cross-eyed. The realization that he Is not a big ger man than the court doubtless has fallen upon Debs with the usual dull thud. If the exclusion of anarchists can be brought about by legislation, let us not shirk 'the legislation. POLITICAL POINTS. Ex-Congressman Brunner has an nounced his Intention to become a candi date before the next congressslonal con vention to represent the Ninth district. According to the compuct the next con- Ki-essman will come from Berks. Ac cording to the agreement Berks Is to have three terms and Lehigh two terms alter nately. "Representative Lawrence's proposition that the legislature shall do Its neces sary work in a three months session and then quit, does not altogether please some folks," says the Philudephlu Press, which thoughtlessly adds: "it would be an agreeable thing to tho people at lurge, however, und that Is the Influence to tnke Into account. The people at large want their legislative servunts to attend to business, and not Jumble a long session's Important work by frantic effort to reach an early adjournment. .. PcmuRoglsm's Signal Defeat. From the Washington Post. It has been thought a line philosophy that prosperity shall be treated os a crime and that virtue Is to be found only among tho Idle and the Improvident; that legis lation shall be aimed at money, and gov ernment employed to dispossess the thrifty and the frugal. We have he.ird the foolish and dungerous proposition that this or that law should not be enact ed because It might In Its operation bene- lit some great and useful business enter prise, and have listened to denunciations of parties because under their auspices material development has been stimulated anil fortunes made In honorable cullings. The very generation seems to have been affected by some poison of Insanity. But the vote on the railroad pooling bill shows that congress has not yet been captured by the demagogues. Tho City of Pittston. From the Philadelphia Press. Pittston Is the latest of the boroughs to assume the dignity and organized gov- eminent of a city. The governor's procl.v million to that effect has Just been is sued, and the change, which was, of course, made In pursuance of the vote of the people, appears to be an altogether satisfactory one. The new city has a very thrifty and interesting population, which numbered at the last census 10,302, but which is no doubt very much In excess of that at this time. Its growth from 1SS0 to 1890 amounted to 07.87 per cent, and It may soon begin to make faces at its big neigh bor on either side, Wilkes-Barre and Scranton. An I'p and Down Plea. From the Cincinnati Tribune. 1 "Judge," said the young man with torn clothes and a black eye, "conslderln' the way the police done me up, I think you ought to let me down easy." "Young man, If you came here expecting this court to be a parachute," replied the Judge with a harsh, police court luugh, "you are away oft your trolley. Ninety days." , THE DRUMMER. (Read by E. A. Niven at a Wilkes- Barre banquet of commercial travelers.) What man Is that with flushing eyo, Who can Fate's sharpest shafts defy, Who nods at every pusser-by? The Drummer.' Who Is It that upon the train, From California on to Maine, Assauges every grief or pain? The Drummer. Who is It claims the world his own, And even on the glittering throne His tempting sample goods throws down? The Drummer. Who Is It presses Europe's ground, The Yankee flug about him bound, And wins a tight In one short round? The Drummer. Who Is It on the railroads through Delights In entertaining you With stories that are neat and new? The Drummer. Who Is It passes for a Jay When card sharps banter him to play, And with the boodle walks away? The Drummer. Who Is It cuts the town boy out At manv a dance and genial rout. And mukes the old beaux frown and pout? The Drummer. Who Is It calmly cuts a dash, Who asks no credit, pays his cash, And never falls to make a "mash?" Tho Drummer, Who Is It loves his home the best, Though always longing for Its rest, And deems its sacred portals blest? The Drummer. Who keeps the traveling world astir With stories without blemish, sir; At Momus' shrine a worshiper? The Drummer. Who Is It, wearing age or youth, Or circled round with foes forsooth, Always and ever tells the truth? The Drummer. Who telleth tales that split your side, And tlckleth e'en a deacon's hide, From early morn till eventide? Tho Drummer, Who wears his heart upon his sleeve And hastes all sorrow to relieve, Nor asks what pay he will recelvo? The Drummer, Who loves his wife and babies dear, And brings to them continued cheer, Nor Gossip's Idle tongue (loth fear? The Drummer. " - t And who-when- life's last trip Is o'er, Will pick his gripsack from the floor And saunter In at Heaven's door? The Drummer. NO TIME FOR TINKERING. Washington Special. Senator Piatt, of Connecticut, voices the sentiments of most Republican senators when he says there must be no tariff tink ering in the coming session of Congress that Republicans must take no affirmative action until they have the power. He feels that although opposed to the scandalous sugar schedule, it would do no good to en deavor to amend It, for that would re open the entire tariff question and neces sarily recreate that uncertainty which the election has in a large measure destroyed. Tho country wants a rest, and business men can be assured thut there will be no turilt agitation by Republicans this ses sion, A I.ltcrurv Comparison. From tho Cincinnati Tribune. "What sort of a steak do they serve at your boarding house? "Oh, It is a good deal like a French novel rather tough, but very well done." Why Ho Didn't Like It, From tho Washington Star. "I caji't help my dislike for It," said Meandering Mike; "I onct seen a sign in I never It could have no respect for It sence". WHAT THE SENATORS DO. "Whnt do the Senators do, papa? The United States Senators do?" "They are patriots all my good little Paul, They are patriots tried and true." "Hut what do the Senators do, papa? The United Stutes Senators do?" "Oh, they talk and debate for the good of the stute. They are statesmen leal and true." "But what do the Senators do, papa? Tho United States Senators do?" 'Each talks in turn until they adjourn; They are workers stern and true." But what do the Senators do, papa? These United States Senators do'.'" "Oh, their Bpecches are sound and very profound, They are orators wise and true." "But what but what do they do, papa, Oh, what do they do, I pray?" Oh, they draw their pay In the regular way, In the old Immemorial way." New Orleans Picayune. Christmas Presents Useful and Ornamen tal goods for the holi day trade. LADIES' DESKS. CABINETS. BOOKCASES. LADIES' DRESSING TABLES. TEA TABLES AND LIBRARY TABLES, BRASS AND ONYX TABLES AND CABINETS (OF A GUARANTEED QUALITY.) AN ELEGANT STOCK OP PIC TURES AT MODERATE COST, FANCY BASKETS AND LAMPS. CALL EARLY AND MAKE YOUR SELECTIONS WHILE OUR AS SORTMENT IS COMPLETE. . HH1& Connell, 131 IND 133 WASHINGTON AVE. We arc now showing the larg est line of Dinner Sets ever dis played in this city. A splendid variety In HAVILAND & CO., CHAS. FIELD HAVILAND, R. DELENINERES & CO., FRENCH CHINA, CARLSBAD AND AMERICAN CHINA, PORCELAIN AND WHITE GRANITE WARE. If you want a Dinner Set examine our stock before buying. Coursen, demons & Co. The secret is out Not only do they say we do washing for a living, but that we do it well. So keep It going. Tell everybody you see, but tell them not to tell. EUREKA LAUNDRY, 322 v Washington Ave. THAT WONDERFUL WEBER GUERNSEY GOLDllS WE Taken the Town By storm with our magnificent display of Holiday Goods, and with the extremely low prices we are sell ing them at. If you are wise you will do your Holi day shopping now, and you will do it right here. Use ful Holiday presents of all kinds, Umbrellas, Neck wear, Handkerchiefs, Gloves, Smoking Jackets, Jew elry, Leather Goods, Celluloid Goods, Silverware, Toys, Games, Books, Booklets, Pictures, Rockers, Cushions, Lambrequins, Linen Sets, Rugs, Curtains, Carpet Sweepers. COME AND SEE US Special Holiday department, second floor take elevator. Articles selected now laid away for customers until wanted. We will discontinue giving away Crayon Portraits after December 31st, 1894. So those who are entitled to them are advised to order them now. Ill Ibe Lackawanna Store Association, Limited. We will sell for the next thirty days, previ ous to our Inventory, Edwin C. Burt & Co'.a FINE SHOES FOB LADIES, a a reduotlon of 10 pur cent, from regular prices. Every lady in Scranton and vicinity should avail them selves of till, opportunity to purchase thrae celobrated Bhoea at tho prices usually paid for ordinary goods. Wo have kovoral other bargain to offer. See our new novelties in FOOTWEAR FOR THE HOLIDAYS. We have original styles and designs. A full line of Leggings and Overgaitera. Our stock of the J. H. TURNER CO. '8 HIGH GRADE HHOEH for gent's wear is complete. You will be p'oasod with our goods in all departments, having a fine line of Groceries, Hardware, Dry Goods, , Gent's Furnishings, Etc. tVExamlne the new "Kayser," Patent Fin ger Tipued Cashmere GLOVES, for Ladies: perfect fitting. With each pair yon will find a guarantee ticket, which entitles yon to anew pair If the tips wear out before the Gloves. We Are Heady To Show You Our ELEGANT LINE OF Holiday Goods Comprising Dressing Cases, Jewel Cases, Glove Boxes, Cigar Boxes, Sterling Sil ver-Mounted Card Cases and Pocket Books, Bill Books,Pliotograph Albums, Photograph Frames, Prayer Books, Family Bibles, Ox ford Bibles. The Most Elegant Line of Ink Stands Ever Shown In the City. ENGRAVING In All Its Branches. REYNOLDS BROS. Stationers and Engravers, 317 LACK&WANNA AVE. DR. HILL & SON ALBANY DENTISTS. Oct teeth, 15.60; bent set, J8; for gold caps mnd teeth without plates, called crown and brldgo work, call for prices and refer ences. TONALOIA, for extracting test without pain. No ether. No gas. OVER FIRST NATIONAL BANK. BROTHERS, WYOMING AVE. HAVE IN HOLIDAY ATTIRE. SCIENTIFIC EYE China Closets reduced 15 to 0 per cent Dec. 10, 1891. Removal Sale of Furniture at HULL & co.'s, 205 WYOMING AVENUE Ftna Dressing Tables greatly reduced In price If you would have the LARGEST Amount of heat from the LEAST Amount of fuel, you must have a Howard Furnace. Foote & Shear Co. TONE IS FOUND ONLY IN THE WEBER PIANO BAZAAR TESTING FREE BY DR. SHIMBURO The Specialist on the Eye. Headachoi and Nervous ness relieved. Latest and Imprtved Style of Eye glasses and Spectacles at the Lowest Prices. But Artificial Eyes Inserted for $5. 305 Spruce Street, Opp. Old Poatofflce. DR. E. GREWER, The Philadelphia Specialist, and his asso ciated staff of English and German physicians, are now permanently located at Old Postoffice Building, Comer Penn Avenue and Spruce Street The doctor Is a graduae of the Unlver Blty of Pennsylvania, formerly demon strutor of physiology and surgery at the Medico-Chirurglcal collego of Philadel phia. His specialties are Chronic, Ner vous, Skin, Heart, Womb and Blood dis eases. DISEASES OF THE NERVOUS SYSTEM The symptoms of which aro dlzzlncsB.lack of confidence, sexual weakness in men and women, ball rising in throat, spots floating before the eyes, loss of memory, unable to concentrate the mind on one subject, easily startled when suddenly spoken to, and dull distressed mind, which untlts them for performing the actual du ties of life, making happiness Impossible, distressing the uctlon of tho heart, caus ing flush of heat, depression of splrlts.evil forebodings, cowardice, fear, dreams.mel anchoiy, tire easy of company, feeling as tired in the morning as when retiring, lack of energy, nervousness, trembling, confusion of thought, depression, constipa tion, weakness of the limbs, etc. Those so affected should consult us Immediately; ard be restored to perfect health. Lost Manhood Restored. Weakness of Young Men Cured. If you have been given up by your phy sician call upon the doctor and be exam ined. He cures the worst cases of Ner vous Debility, Scrofula, Old Sores, Ca turrh, Plies, Female Weakness, Affec tions of the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat, Asthma, Deafness, Tumors, Cancers and Cripples of every description. Consultations free and strictly sacred and confident. Oltlce hours dally from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. Sunday, 9 to 2. Enclose five 2-cent stamps for symtpom blanks and my book called "New Life." I will pay one thousand dollars In gold to anyone whom I cannot cure of EPI LEPTIC CONVULSIONS or FITS. . l)R' E- GREWER. Old Post Office Building, corner PenH. avenue and Spruce street. SCRANTON, PA. I .OF ALL KINDS. Maurice River Cove, fl. Blue Point and IIUCTPlQ Kockaway . . . UJOlDIOj nt AAHO MEDIUM AND CLAMS LITTLE N ECh Ail kinds of Fresh Fish, Lobster, Hard Crabs, Escallops and Shrimps; at PIERCE'S MARKET. PENN AVENUE. HORSE SHOEING. HAVING pnrchMsd the 1 ' stoek and rented the Shoeing Fori, of William Eluao Sc too, I shall now giv. oonatant attention to shoeing horses in a practi cal and acientiflo manaer. Quick work and good la the motto. JOHN HAMLIN, DOCTOR OF VETERINARY SURGERY. Il IF YOUB OLD BOOKS NEED FIX" INO, BEND THEM TO The Scranton Tribune Bookbinding Dept. PI IE