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THE SCBAlfTOir TRIBUNE---SATURDAY MORNING, "NOVEMBER 24, 1894.
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' ' CHAPTER I. CONTIOTTO. " "
I The lovers vere so completely sur
ei'lsed end embarrassed, they- stood
Speechless for some moments, then the
fcirl said:
I "IIow strange it seems, Walter, to
ihcar you called Doctor Plyne."
! "Yes. 1 I am hardly used to it my
leeli, yet."
Then he lapsed into silenco again,
and she caught him furtively examin
ing her features, as she was trying to
Bean his.
"I am so glad,' TVal Dr. Plyne ybu
have got your degree," the observed at
ength.
"Oh, thank you, Connie. I thought
lyOu would be, that is why I sent you
Word."
:' "Sent mo word? 1 only learned of it
'yesterday, from Dr. Glade."
"Didn't you receive the notice I sent
you from ltings?"
, "'So. I received nothing."
1 "That is queer. It must have been
Jost in the mails," he said, gravely.
"What a pity, for 1 should have been
lawfully glad to hear of your success."
Walter reflected a moment (he knew
Uncle Roger had destroyed it) and
then remarked, as if to change the sub
ject: , J
"You have been ill, Connie?"
"Who t61d you?"
He smiled faintly as he replied: "My
taedical training must have been re
miss, if I could not discover that with
out a stethoscope."
"Do I look er-so faded, Walter?"
! "Oh no, not exactly faded; but some
thing liko a buddinp rose deprived of
the suu's rays," a simile nearer the
:"truth than he thought.
) When Dr. Glade presently joined
them, they were conversing without
tho slightest embarrassment That
i"l'M EO GLAD YOU IIAVE GOT TOUB DE-
, OKEE," SUE SAID.
afternoon, as they were returning
.from their drive, the doctor said to her
patient:
I "Well, my dear, how do you like my
',new treatment?"
I "Oh, Dr. Glade, did you know that
Walter was here?"
j "Possibly I did; what then?"
I "Then you are a perfect dear of a
(physician. I could hug you for it!" ex
claimed Connie rapturously.
, "Not here in the carriage, dear. I
Scnov how you feel; for, as a Yankee
kf.Iend of mine would say: 'I've been
jthar' myself.' Au revoir until to
morrow." iCHAFTXB II. THE DOCTOBS DISAGREE,
AND THEN
vV hen !)r. Lancewood assented to a
consultation with Dr. Glade, he little
knew what a trial was in store for him.
. Some years before be was a man of
thirty; a clever, easy-going, prosperous
lLondon medical coach; he fell serious-,
ly in love with one of his pupils, a
charming, ambitious girl about twenty.!
But through her jealousy of another
young lady pupil they quarreled, and1
she had refused him. Afterwards Dr.
Lancewood bought a gnod practice in
Hampshire, where he had settled, and,
often felt the need of a helpmate, for
bachelor doctors are not favored by
prudish old maids or anxious mammas
with growing daughters. .
I Aunt Ruth' led Dr." Helen Glade to!
the library when she called the next1
day, and introduced her to Dr. Lance-1
wood. Instantly there was a mutual;
Recognition between the ex-coach and j
his former pupil, hut neither of them'
orally acknowledged tho fact, until j
Aunt Ruth closed the door and lefti
them, when Dr. Lancewood asked, with:
ill-concealed amusement: ;
"Did I understand Miss Passmore to!
Bay Dr. Glade?"
"You did, Dr. Lancewood," replied'
Helen, with chilling politeness.
"Really, I I am surprised, Helen'
Miss Glade that is, Dr. Glade."
, "Why are you surprised?" .
"I did not ' expect this I Hoi
continued to look at her with an in-1
credulous smile, mingled with admira
tion for her beauty, her self-possession;
and her professional style, which she
assumed with elegance, it seemed to'
him.'
"Did you not understand you were'
to consult with a lady?" ;
"Yes, yes; but I expocted an plder
Dne than you are, Helen." There was
& tenderness in the way he pronounced
her name that touched her, but she
mothered it, and frigidly broke in
with:
"Pardon me, I must ask you not tq
use my Christian name."
: "Oh, very well," he answered, red
dening, "but I once had the priv
ilege" ;
I "Which you forfeited and therefore
It is indelicate to assume it now."
"I never ' forfeited it, nor Bhall I ever
relinquish itia.my own aelf-commun:
DOCTORS
DISAGREE:
DAVItt.WECHSLER t
ion with you as you wore In the old
days," ho replied with some fervor.
"I prefer not to discuss follies of tho
past," she said with indifference. "Let
us confine ourselves to the consulta
tion." "As you please," he said with resig
nation. "Will you examine the patient?"
' "I have already-done so, last night."
"Done so! Examine my patient
without my being present!" exclaimed
Helen, astonished.
"Excuse me, my patient.'.
"Pardon me, my patient. I must say
I never heard of such a breach of pro
fessional etiquette!"
"What .nonsense! She was first un
der my care."
"Hut you gave her up." ,
"Only temporarily."
"Even so, you were not justified in
making an examination without my
presence," she said, her eyes flashing
angrily.
"Ha, ha! Well, upon my word, you're
as imperious as ever, Helen"
"Dr. Lancewood, I must insist
upon"
"My calling you doctor," he said,
with playful raillery.
"I should be warranted in giving up
the case after that."
"Oh, pray don't! for you're conduct
ing the case very well, very well in-'
deed."
Helen was still more indignant at
this patronizing compliment and said,'
with hauteur:
"I did not ask for your opinion, Dr.:
Lancewood." ;
"Then what are we consulting for,
Dr. Glade?" with humorous twinkle in
his eyes.
"Not for my satisfaction, I assure,
you."
"Brft it is for mine, Helen cr ZV.
Glade, for I never enjoyed a consulta
tion more, I assure you"
"Will you oblige me by confining;
your observations to our patient."
"Our patient is good; it's a slight'
concession, but 'twill serve."
"What have you to suggest about"
"Our patient?" ho broke in, face
tlously.
"As you choose about Miss Connie,
Passmore's ulucss?"
"Well, Dr. Glade, to speak bluntly,
there are svmptoms of tuberculosis."
"Oh! Oh, indeed!" cried Helen, faint
ly ironical.
"mat you had discovered, I pre
sume."
"Xo, I can't say I had."
; "Eh? You don't mean to say you
disagree wuh my conclusion?"
, "I do, decidedly."
"Have you examined her?"
"Yes. More than once."
"And yet you have not hit upon the
source and cause of her prostration?"
' "Oh, yes, I have," with an air of trl
,umph.
"Her lungs are tainted with"
! "Fudge! Not the slightest."
"Well, upon my word! Such such
.downright egotism is "
"Quito masculine," sarcastically.
"Uah! I'll throw up the case!"
"Thank you."
"I thank tho fates our affair never
got beyond a a flirtation."
"So do I; a mere flirtation."
"Enough of that," he said, complete'
ly baffled by her indifference. "Let us
consider the patient." .
t AM SURPRISED, HELEIt.
' "But I understood you to relinquish
the ease." ' -. 1 ' ; s ' !
"I do, I do," mechanically putting on'
hisr gloves. "I leave it to you."
I "Thanks. I believe I, can satisfac-!
torily conduct it."
"To tho undertaker," he said sneer
ingly, pacing the room, as he struggled
with his gloyes. i
"No, to the church," she retorted'
smiling.
"The churchyard," sarcastically.
"No, to the chancel," a whimsical
smile playing about her lips.
"Eh, chancel? What do you mean?"'
He paused with his hand on the door
knob.
"That concerns my patient," disdain-,
fully.
"But I shall have to make Borne re
port to Maj. Passmore."
"Tell him wo disagree," she replied,
undisgutsedly enjoying his dilemma.
"Now, Helen, whv will vou not be
reasonamc i i on arc cuucramtj,
thing from me. In spite of your per
versity, I I love you."
She could have melted then, but, with
an effort, calmly said: ,
"Let us stick to the 'patient, please."
"No, confound the patient! I've given
up the patient. Now sit down, Ilclen,
and I'll listen o your opinion with all
tho respect I'd give to"
1 "Will you, Indeed?" archly.
' "Yes, I will. Now,' do be seated. I'm
anxious to know what you have discov
ered about Miss Passmore?"
"And you will listen to it without
prejudice?" she , askedL mechanically
taking a seat on the opposite side of
the table.
''Certaiply Iwill.l:. 1.. ": '
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"Very well then, since you1 concede
I'm entitled to an opinion, I will giv
you my 'diagnosis."
Thereupon Helen related- Connie's
love story, and dwelt upon how she had
improved since meeting. Walter Plyne.
When she had finished Dr. Lancewood
exclaimed: '
"Well, I declarel I should never
have looked at her case in that light."
"Ul course not. Men have such
tough, leathern hearts they rarely
think of the female organ being so much
more fragile and sensitive."
'Then you believe her lungs are
sound?"
"Quite sound yet, but I admit thev
are delicate."
"There can be no doubt of that," he
said, musingly, playing with the paper
knife. "Her mother, you perhaps
know, died of consumption."
"les so her aunt told mo. But the
girl has no will power; sho has been
petted and pampered from the cradle;
every trivial disappointment she meets
with she takes to heart. If sho is al
lowed to mope and repine, as she has
done for the last three months, and fur
ther weaken an already delicate consti
tution, we may expect an attack on her
weakest organs, the lungs."
"Admirably reasoned! I quite agree
Iwlthyou."
Helen was flattered. In spite of an
effort at cool indifference, her cheeks
glowed with pleasure at this sponta
neous acknowledgment. Still, she
tried to deprecate his compliment by
saying:
"That is only a feminine practition
er's view."
"Nevethelcss, rational. Now what
do you propose doing what do you ad
vise?" He saw the advantage he had gained,
and astutely followed it up with defer
ential acquicsence.
"Well," sold Helen, with that grati
fication which every woman feels when
the man sho loves appeals to her judg
ment, "we shculd advise Maj. Pass-
more to withdraw his opposition to her
lover. If he doesn't, we cannot be re
sponsible for the consequences."
"That is right," he assented. "There
really was no need of a consultation
you had mastered the case so com
pletely. I must confess I should never
have sought for the trouble in that di
rection." TO BE C0XTIXUED.1
VETERAN OF THE PLAINS.
Oscar Sacks, of New lurk. City, Tells a
Number of Incidents Concerning un
ICstccmcd Scrantoniun's former Prow
ess in the Fur West.
One evening this week a gentleman
slight In stature of about' E5 years
of
age stopped over In this city to see one
of his old acquaintances In the person
of our well known townsman, Dr,
Henry N. Dunnell. It seerrm they have
known each other for over forty years,
The visitor's name Is Osoar Sacks, who
at present la living In New York city,
but who wus formerly in the far west.
Thirty-five to forty yeurs ago he llg-
urcd In a thrilling affair on 'the plains,
in which by his bravery he saved the
lives of his entire party. He was cross
ing the plains with several companion,
when the party was -surrounded by
redskins. It was only by breaking
through the lines of the surroundln
Indians that he brought help' which
saved the camp. He was a young man
then, but afterwards had many a brush
with the Indians.
Our townsman, Dr. If. N. Dunnell,
came here twenty years ago from the
west. It seems strange to hear, his
friend call him Harry. Mr1. Sacks Bays
that in the west the doctor was known
only as "Handsome Harry." In those
days the doctor had long curly hair,
was about 6 feet 10 Inches tall, was red
and rosy with vigorous health and had
a skin as fair as a woman's.
One Spirited Adventure.
One bystander seemed to think the
western men had poor taste In giving
the doctor such a name. He evidently
did nut think the doctor's nose hand
some, as It was turned a little to one
side. "Well," Mr. Sacks said, "that
came from an accident afterwards.
suppose Harry never said anything
about It. I came in near the wind up
and remember something about It
Like almost everything that happens
there's a woman In the case. In this In
stance a degenerated tough a little un
der the Influence, perhaps, of bug juice
Insulted a woman. In a moment he
was making an apology, as he was look
lng along the barrel of 'Handsome
Harry's' gun. Some few weeks later
he and two pals laid to 'do' Harry,
They got fooled, of course, but In the
encounter Harry got a blow with the
butt of a gun on the face, which oc
casioned the small permanent disflg
urement of his nose."
Mr. Sacks Is acquainted with Captain
J. Garza, who Is at present visiting
Scranton. The other evening he took
the doctor around to the Westminster
and Introduced him to the captain
They seemed to enjoy themselves very
much, and when they parted, the cap
tain and Mr. Sacks had made a deal
Mr. Sack's agreed to give one elk's
tooth for six buffalo's teeth.
If half what Mr. Sacks says about
our townsman la true and ho Isn't u
man to draw the long bow a hlBtory of
his life would read like a romance,
The doctor has a very lRrge number of
friends In Scranton. Rich and poor
alike admire the man for his qualities
of head and heart.
. -i : .": j
UNCLE WILLIAM'S PICTURE.
Uncle William, last July,
Had his picture took, ;
"Have, It done, of course," says I,
"Jes the way you look!"
(All dressed up, he was, for the
Barbecue and jubilee
The Old Settlers helt.) So ho
Last he had It took.. ' '.
Llde she coaxed and begged and plead
Hence her mother went;
But he'd cough and shake his head.
At all argyment;
Mebby clear Ills throat and say, ,
; "What's my likeness mount to, hey?
Now, with mother gono away
From us, like she went?"
But we'd projlck'd round, tell we
Got It lingered down
Huw we'd git him, Llde and me,
Drlvln' Into town;
Bragged how well he looked, and fleshod
Up around the face, and freshed
With tho morning air, and breshed
His coat collar down.
All so providential! Why, .
Now he's dead and gone, " ' ' , ' " '
Picture 'pears so lifelike I
Want to start him on .
Them old tales he uit to tell
And old talks, o sociable,
And old songs he sung so well
f 'Fore jilB voice, was tone!
Face U sad to Llde; and they's :
Borrow In hln eyes . ft
Kisses It sometimes, and lays
It away and cries;
I Binooth down her hair, and 'low
Ho Is happy, anyhow,
Beln' there' with mother now ' .-.,
Smile and wipe my eyes.
' -James Whltoomb Riley.
London fictiires .
by Richard Willis
nteresting Resume of the Important
Events of the Week.
A LORD ENGAGES IN BUSINESS
Gossip Concerning the Prince and Prin
cess of Walcs-Rcmlnlsccncc9 of tho
Late;john Walter, of .tho London
i Times- Gladstone's New Work. . .
: London, Nov. 10, "94. The most seri
ous event of the week has been the
death of the . chief proprietor of the
Times newspaper, . John'., Walter.
Strangely enough he was not a literary
man, but inclined to politics. He was
educated at Oxford and after one un.
successful attempt he was returned a
member of parliament for Nottingham.
He afterward sat for his native county,
Berkshire, which he represented for a
quarter of a century. He was not the
solo proprietor by a long way, but he
was the owner 1-16 and a half a 1-10
shares. His income must have varied
Considerably, as in 18S8 120,000 was
paid to the proprietor, whilst" in 1889,
thanks, to the "Parnell Commission'
12,000 was all that was handed over
He never interfered with the working
of the paper, but he paid 00,000 out of
his pocket In connection with the libel
action brought against the Times. He
was the beau ideal of a country gentle
man ana nis estate, i3earwooa, was a
beautiful one. A kind and just man to
his employes, a good neighbor and a
warm friend, he will be much missed.
Ireland considers that it pays an un.
just proportion toward the total taxa
tion. Englishmen are much divided in
opinion, consequently a royal commis
sion Is sitting on the question. The
arguments advanced clash terribly as
a matter of course and after reading
reports of proceedings up to now the
average man Is left in considerable
doubt. Mr. Sexton, the Irish M. P., has
been endeavoring to prove that a sys
tem of equal taxes upon the same sub
jects of taxation. In two countries dif
ferently circumstanced, may operate
unequally. He pointed out that whilst
the consumption of spirits was only
four times greater in Kngland than In
Ireland the population was between six
and seven times greater. Therefore
Ireland paid too much tax on brandy
and things another Injustice to Ire
land. "Klght you are," admitted Lord
Welby, "but what about beer? Eng
land consumes a much greater quantity
of ale than Ireland even In proportion.1
"True for you," says Sexton, and so it
goes on. "What will you take, Paddy?"
Three of Oirlsh hot, ' plaze." "And
what's for you, Johnny Bull?" "Pint
er-beer, with a good head on't!"
Mr. Asqulth with his wife have been
staying in Scotland, where they have
been playing golf. This Is the head
caddies" opinion of our home secre
taryafter which he had better smoth
er hlmselr: "He may be a gle guld
law-maker, but he's nae golfer. Ye
see, it taks a man wl' a guld head tae
be a golfer."
Great old man Gladstone has at last
brought out his much sought after and
long looked for translation of "Horace."
Taken as a whole Mr. Gladstone's book
Is worthy of comparison with those of
his predecessors. Sir Theodore Martin,
Professor Conlnghara, . Rutherford
Clark and Sir Stephen de Vere, and is a
work that Is receiving great and well
deserved congratulation. , This is an
age of "cheek," and close on the hecli
of Mr. Gladstone's book comes a collec-
tlon of parodies, cleverly written by
C. L. Graves. The booklet Is called
"The Huwarden Horace," a very smart
title. Mr. Gladstone renders the well
known "Perlcos Odl" thus:
Off with Persian gear, I hate It,
llute the wreaths with Umebaik bound,
Car not where the latest noses
Linger on the ground.
Bring me myrtle, naught but myrtle!
Myrtle, boy, will well combine
Thee attending, me carousing,
'Neath the trelllsed vine.
Mr. Graves parodies It in the follow
ing manner:
'Oriental flowers my Cyril,
(SavexOf language), 1 detest:
Cull for me no costly orchid
To adorn my blameless breast
Nor essay to deck my raiment
With the blushing English rose.
For Its brutal Saxon odour
Aggravates my Scottish nose!
Me as minister the fragrance
Of the leek doth most arrlde
With the shamrock and the thistles
In a purple posy tied:
So beneath my grand umbrella
Firmly fixed on college green;
Let us deviate, from duty
In a deluge of poteen!
When It Is pointed out that the or
chid refers to Joey Chamberlain, the
leek, shamrock end thistle to Wales,
Ireland and Scotland and college green
to Dublin the cleverness of the Impru
dent writer will easily be understood
Tho prince and princess of Wales are
nt Llvada, and the princess will, in all
probability, stay the winter with her
widowed sister, the Empress of Russia,
The sympathy Is great-between these
two, In fact family ties take precedence
in all matters as far as the womanly
future Queen of England is concerned
The prince and his consort have not
been the best of friends lately, the
princess having, for some time past
evinced a lack of sympathy for His
Royal Hlghness.'but the princess pos
sesses such a naturally sweet dlsposi
tlon that the sad event that has taken
them away together and the knowledge
of the protracted separation is more
than likely to lead to a mutual "making
up" we all hope so.
It Is nothing new to find aristocracy
in trade, some are coal owners and
others Iron welders, one duke Is a large
cab proprietor, but it la seldom that a
real live lord cares to brazen it out be.
fore society. But Lord Montmorres
cares not and on the tablets of a door
In Norfolk street can be seen on a brass
plate "Lord Montmorres, Advertising
Agent." He is just about to start
paper with Lady Colin Campbell, which
will bear the name of "The Realm." His
family dates back to 1631. This Is com
lng on with a vengance and the young
lord's pluck Is to be commended.
By the almost sudden death of Eu
gene Oudln, London and elsewhere
loses a shining light in the musical
world. He was stricken with paralysl
In the artists room at Queen's hall at
the close of a "Rlchter" concert. He
was an American citizen and practised
In the states aa a barrister. He was a
fine looking man, possessed of a most
beautiful llexlble baritone voice.. He
was married even years , ago. to an
American lady, , who,' previously, to her
marriage, was well known on the ope
ratio stage, and great sympathy Is felt
for the bereaved woman and her three
little children.
There has been more fun over, the
Empire ; musla-.i hall license. . .The
Empire opened its doors last Satur
day with- a portion of the promenade
securely - boarded off and - canvassed
over, and-the bars also partitioned off.
However, a number of gay young men
proceeded first to fill themselves with
whisky and then they "went for" the
Improvements, one party, attacking one
side and another the opposite side. One
lot- pushed and theothcrpulled and crash
went the partitions; the wood was then
splintered and the attackers carried the
debris away as trophies and threw
pieces to various parts of the house. The
attendants were quite powerless, and
George Edwards tried to protest, but
the glided youths drowned his voice
with cheers, and having demolished the
offending opposition, they sat down to
njoy the ballot and Join In the choruses
of the comic songs. The Empire man
agement brought their case before the
law - courts to endeavor to persuade
their wlgships to reverse the deolslon
of the county council, but after two
days argument It was thrown out
The time honored lord mayor's show
has again come and gone. This year
It was shorn of much of its gilt and
olendor and there was evidently a
desire to avoid expense. This "show
stops all business In the city for the
day at an early hour. The streets are
cleared of all vehicular traffic, the
pavements and roadways become a
surging mass' of people and many
watches and chains change owners.
The procession is composed of various
bands, soldiers, sailors and volunteers,
few cars emblematic of various
trades and the alderman's carriages,
the last carriage being heavily gilt and
containing the lord mayor and his lady,
Tho fun, of the whole thing Is the
crowds, and' before the procession
comes along hot pennies are thrown
into the crowd from the spectators that
crowd the many windows, and the rush
for the heated money is distinctly di
verting. A banquet is held at the Guild
hall and the "leavings" are distributed
among the poor.
Beerbohm Tree has brought out a
new play by Haddon Chambers, by
name "John-a-Dreams,"' at the Hay.
market. Great things were expected
from the writer of so many powerful
plays, and his latest effort, though at
times brilliant, scarcely realizes the ex.
pectatlons. The plot is simple. Two
men of opposite character have been
great friends. The one is. the strong
man of the world, the other Is a poet
who has fallen Into the habit of seeking
Inspiration from opium; they both fall
In love with the same woman; the lady
prefers the opium smoker, the friends
part and the weaker man Is subjected
to various trials at the hands of his
now crafty rival. Eventually the bold.
bad man is Anally rejected, the poet
forsakes his opium and all ends hap
pily. Tree, as the "oplumlsed" poet
has a difficult task and fully grasps the
character. Cartwrlght always acts the
vllllan with force and power, and Mrs.
Patrick Campbell makes the most of
the rather priggish part of Kate Cloud.
The piece was very well received and
will be "over your side" ere long.
Another bomb, but this time happily
it caused but little damage. The out
rage occurred at the house of a Mr,
Brett, M. P., and a most harmless in
dividual. But the reason Is not far to
seek. Next door lives Mr. Justice Haw
kins. Now Hawkins doesn't care a rap
for any man breathing and whatever
Is going on around he is Invariably as
cool as a cucumber; In fact, when the
explosion occurred and the glass from
the windows rattled over the carpet,
Mr. Hawkins rang the bell for his ser
vant. "Gas explosion somewhere run
out and see where It is," is all he said.
Hawkins has, had the courage to sen
tence several anarchists to long pe
riods of confinement, and Is very se
vere on their kind, and It is easy to
guess that the bomb gentleman's kind
Intention was to give 'Awklns a good
blowing up. The attempt was made at
the wrong house, but it has not In any
way disconcerted the justice, who went
for his ride In the park as usual early
the following morning. The perpetra
tor has not yet been found.
Visiting London are the Swazt en
voys. The deputation consists of five
native chiefs and Prince Mongganga
(this latter must be carefully pro.
nounced, It Is African and not Welsh
you can tell it is not the latter because
It does not possess a "w" and three
"y's!" The leader Is a man of great
stature and a noted Swazl warrior In
the Zulu war. The Baroness Burdett
couts and her husband (they are
spoken of In this way) entertained them
at dinner at their town house. The
leader made a speech in his native
tongue with simple but impressive
earnestness of manner. Everybody
said It was a fine effort only they did
not understand it! But the Interpreter
spoilt it all by an explanation. The
Swazls saw the lord mayor's show and
now think that we are a "pushing"
people. Goodness only know what they
would think of a New York company
answering the lunch bell on the trial
trip of a new Bteamboat!
The National Vigilance association
are relieved. Broadlcea's bare bones
have not been discovered by a male
man thing In the Hampstead tumulus,
It were better to have left our cherished
legend than to have scattered 'It to the
winds in this manner. The National
Vigilance association are now greatly
exercised in their minds over another
matter, and It is said that if the
Emperor of China takes any more
clothes or feathers or such of Li Hung
Chang they will institute an inquiry
Into the business.
Richard Willis.
CIIAIRLEY BURKE'S IN TOWN
It's Chalrley Burke's In town, b'ysldown
' til "Jamesy's Place."
Wld a bran' new shave upon 'urn an' the
rhwhUHkers aft his face;
He's quit the section gang last night, an
ye s can chalk it down.
There's goln' to be the dlvll's toline,
sence Chalrley Burke's In town.
It's treatln' iv'ry b'y, he Is, an' poundln1
on tne bar
Till Iv'ry man he's drlnkln' wld must
, schmoke a folne cigar;
An' Mlsse? Murphy's little Kate, that';
comin there for beer,
Can't pay wan clnt the bucketful, the
wniist that cnairiey's here!
He' joomptn oor the tops o' Bthools, the
both lurnlnst an back!
He'll have yez pick the blessed dure, an'
walk the stralghtest crack!
He's liftln' barrels wld his teeth, and
singln' "Garryowen,"
Till all the houso be strlktn' hands, sence
. Chalrley,, Burke s In town.
The road yard-hands comes dhroppln1
an nlver go'n back;
An' there's two freights upon the switch
the wan on Either track
An' Mr. Geary, from the shops, he's mad
j enough to swear,- , .
An' durstln't spuke a word but grin, the
; whilst that Chairley's thercl
Ot It's Chalrley! Chalrley! Chalrley
liurkel ye dlvll, wld yer ways
O' dhrivln' all the throubles aft the dark
an' gloomy days!
Ohone! that It's meeelf, wld all the grief:
I have to drown.
Must lave me pick to resht a bit, sence
: Chalrley 'Burke's In town, '
. .i .. Vi. jBme Whltcomb Riley.
;Bffl(-ff
with Cr
Outicura Soap
And a single application of CUTI-
CURA, the great skin cure, will
afford instant relief , . permit rest
and sleep, and point to a speedy,
economical, and permanent cure of
the most distressing of itching,
burning, bleeding, scaly, and crusted
skin and scalp diseases, after phy
sicians, hospitals, and all else fail.
Cuticura Remedies
Exert a peculiar, purifying action
on the skin, and through it upon
the blood. In the treatment of
distressing humors they are speedy,
permanent, and economical, and in
their action are pure, sweet, gentle,
and effective.' Mothers and chil
dren are their' warmest friends.
Sold throughout the woild. Potter Druo and
Chem. Coup., Sole Props., ltnston. fir "All
About Baby's Skin, Scalp, and Hair," mailed free.
If tired, aching, nervous moth
er! knew the comfort, strength, and
vitality in Cuticura Flatten, they
would never be without them, la
every way the sweetest and best.
V), Kf W
A PAIN REMEDY
Por nearlv flftv von thi
remedy has proved itself the heat, quick
est, safest and surest antidote for pain la
the world.
THE TRUE RELIEF
RADWAY'S P.EA117 HKI.1EP la nnfn
rellablo and effectual bocauso of the stlm-
uiuun- action or me body, adding tone to
tho one and Incltinir to rainiu-if unit in.
creased vigor tho aluinbcrlni; vitullty of f
mo incMutw mi uL-iuri;, anu mrougn uua
healthful stimulation and Increased ac
tion tho cause of PAIN Is driven away
and a natural condition restored. It Is
thus that the READY RELIEF Is go ad
mirably udaotud lor the l.'tUtE OF PAIN
and without the risk of lnjury.whichlssure
10 result irom tne use or many or tho
to-called pain remedies of tho day.
In using medicines to stop pain we
should avoid such as Inflict Injury on tha
system. Opium, Morphine, Ether, Co
caino and Chloral stop pain by destroying
me buusa ui perception, wnen tne pa
tient loses the power of feeling. This Is
tho most destructive practice; It masks
the symptoms.shuts up, and Instead of re
moving trouble, breaks down the stomach,
liver and bowels, and, If continued for a
length of time, kills tho nerves and pro
duces local or itoneral paralysis.
There is no necessity for using those un
certain agents, when a positive remedy
like RADWAY'S READY RELIEF will
stop the most excruciating pain qulckef,
witnout entailing tne east aimcuity in
cither infant or adult.
A CURE FOR ALL
Summer Complaints
uysentcry, uiarriKca,
Cholera Morbus.
A half to a teasuoonful of ndv Ttnltnf
In a half tumbler of water, reueated aa
often us tho discharges continue, and a
nannei saturated witn lleaay Relief
placed over tho stomach and bowels, will
afford immediate relief and soon effect a
cure.
A half to a tessnoonful In half a tumbler
of water will In a few minutes cure
Cramps, Spnsms, Sour Stomach, Heart
burn, Nervousness, Sleeplessness, Sick
Headache. Diarrhea. Dysentery. Colic.
Flatulency and all Internal pains.
MALARIA
CHILLS AND FEVER, FEVER AND
AGUE CONQUERED
Rad way's Ready Relief
Not only cures the patient seized with this
terrible foe tosettlers in newly-settled dis
tricts, where tho Malaria or Ague exlHts,
but If people exposed to it every morning,
on getting out of bed, take twenty or
thirty drops of the Ready Reliof In wator,
and eat, say, a cracker, they will escape
attacks. This must be done before going
out.
There I3 not a remedial agent In the
world that will cure Fever and Ague and
all other Malarious, HUlous aided by RAD-
WAX'S KtlAlJI Ufi.l.lfc.1''.
50c. Per Bottla. Sold by Druggists.
The Great Liver and Stomach Remedy
For the cure of all disorders of the sto.
mach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder,
Nervous Diseases, Loss of Appetite, Heart
ache, Costlveness, Indigestion, Bilious
ness, Fever, Inflammation of the Bow
els, Plies, and all other derangements of
the Internal Viscera. Purely vegetable,
containing no mercury, minerals or de
leterious drugs. ,
Price, 25 cents per box. Sold by all dru
glsts. DYSPEPSIA
Dr. Radway's Pills are a cure for this
complaint. They restore strength to the
stomach and cnablo It to perform Its func
tions. The symptoms of Dyspepsia dis
appear, and with them tho liability of the
system to contraact diseases. Take tho
tnodlclne according to directions, and ob
servo what we say of "False and True."
respecting diet.
. Send a letter stamp to DR. RADWAY
t CO.. Lock Box M5, New York, for "False
and True."
BE SURE TO GET RADWAY'S.
Douglas
13 THE BCBT.
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Hoiilnl
OF SCRANTON.
WILLIAM CONNKLt., President.
GEO. U. CAT1.IN, Vice-President.
WILLIAM 11. 1'KCK, Cushlor,
DIRECTORS:
William Connell, James ArchbalJ, Al
fred Hand. George II. t'.ntlin. llcnrv Bclin.
Jr., William T. Smith, Luther Keller.
Th ntnnnarnnnt rt lta fc. ...i..
.... m.H.a..pv.uvlft v. tins I'tlllK put III 9
with pride to its record during tho panto
in I facilities were extended to its business
accounts.
THE
TRADERS
Kational Bank of Scranton.
ORGANIZED 1890.
CAPITAL 250,000
SURPLUS $30,000;
SAMUEL. HINES, President.
W. W. WATSON. Vice-President.
A. B. WILLIAMS, Cashier.
DIRECTORS.
Samuel Ilines, James M. Everhart, Irv
ing A. Finch, Plerto B. Flnley, Joseph J.
Jermyn, M. 8. Kemerer, Charles P. Mat
thews, John T. Porter, W. W. Watson,
and LIBERAL.
This bank Invites tho patronage of bus
iness men and linns guneruly.
Elii'sl
LAGER
BREWERY.
Manufacturers of the Celebrated
PILSENER
LAGER SEER
CAPACITY:
100,000 Barrels per Annum
THE III & GONNELL
CO.,
MAKUTACTORERS' AOEXTS 103
TRENTON IRON
WIRE ROPE.
VAN ALEN & C0.'S
STEEL NAILS.
OXFORD IRON C0.S
HEBCHANT flflR IRON.
REVERE RUBBER CO'S
BELTING, PACKING AND HOSE.
FAYERWEATHER&LABEWS
"HOYT'S" LEATHER BELTING.
A.B. BONNEVILLE'S
"STAR" PORTLAND CEE1T.
AMERICAN BOILER C0.S
"ECONOMY" HOT AIR FURNACES.
GRIFFING IRON
BUKQY RADIATORS.
434 LACKAWANNA AVE.
"a-4 RE VIVO
RESTORES VITALITY.
Made a
lit Day. nSfJ
Well Man
lBthDay
of Me.
THE GREAT 30th Day.
PHElSrOXI XlBMBDT!'.
produces the above results In 30 days. It set! ,
powerfully aud quickly. Cures wUea all others faiL
iuiuiiui;u.uii.i.iu .. - -
men will recover their youtbtul vif or by using '
ltLVlVO, It quickly snd surely resto.tis Nervous
ness, Lost Vitality, Inipou-ucy, Nightly Kmissiont,
Lost Power, Failing Memory, Wsttiaa Disusses, snd ,
sll effects ot sell-ibuso or execu and Indiscretion,
wblcb ui) fits one far study, business or inarriajts, It
not only cures by starting at the seat ot disease, but '
is a great nerve tonio aud blood builder, bring. ,
leg back the plnlt slow to pale cheeks and re
storing tlis Are of youth. It wards off rnsanity
snd Consumption. Insist on having KEVIVO.no
other. It ean bo carried to vest pocket. By mail,
l.OOperpickitfe, or sii lor 5.O0, with a post-'
tlvo written guarantee to euro or refund
the money. Circular free. Address
ROYAL MEDICINE CO., 63 niter St., CHICAGO, ILL ,
for sal by Matthews Bros., Dreffglst
Have yon Sore Throat, Pimples, Copper-Colored
Spots, Aches, Oid Bores. Ulcers In Mouth, Hslr
FalllncT Wrltel'oek Xtemcdy Co., HOT Mat
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o today sound snd well. lOO-pmtr boon flv
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