THE SCRAKTON TliilUINE-SATl'lYnAY MOKMING, NOVEMBER 17, 194. City Pastors and -; Their Hard Work Kcliflious Developments of One "ceh ' in All Our Churches. AUXILIARY ACTIVITIES NOTED Carefully Compiled Compendium of News und Personul Mention HclutlnK to the Churches und the ltencvolcnt und Churltublc Religious Societies. Never lie-fore in the history of the Christian church huve the young pen jile dyne us tnueh for the lulvuiici-ment of the kingdom of Gml as thr-y ilo today Wherever the KiiKllsh luiiKuiiKe is ttpuken young Christian workers huve uuuueu themselves together lor sys tematic nnd intelligent work. I'rounbly the latest olKunlzution of thla nature Is the Luther league, and la henumeiiul success it resembles its predecessors. One of its most earnest workers is Kev. E. I,. Miller, of our city, nnd the Evangelical Lutheran churches ure keeping him on the wins to lecture on the movement und attend conventions. At present there ure thir teen centers In rennsylvanla, around Which cluster the local leaRiies. Last year, at the annual mate convention the executive committee decided t Issue a cull to the leagues of the neveral states to meet at Hanisliurg on Nov. 'S: ami organize u national league Kev. K. L. Miller is president of tin committee, and will leave next Wednes day for the state capltol to aid in ef fecting national organization. This week the reverend gentleman has ad dressed large audiences In Krooklyn, now 101 und .Philadelphia. Work Among Slavs. Miss Tannic !. Fuller is accomplish Jug great good among the Slavonic population of Peck v Hie. She has charge t tha kindergarten, where the littl loreigu pupils are taught the Kngllsh language. Two months ugo this school was opened. When llist the teacher brought the scholars into the school they could not speak a word of Eng lish, but today, after only two months tuition, they are aide to understand their instructor anil converse with her, All their education is curried on in tin English language, and the children are carrying the language to their homes A night school has also been started, where from forty to lift y of these peo ple meet to learn the language of tin country, and on Saturday afternoon twenty young girls assemble in the m-liool room to learn how to sew. All this work Is done by .Miss Fuller. Kev. S. C. Logan, H It., superintendent of tin work among the foreign population of the valleys, believes than an excellent Held for missionary activity is now open in this vicinity, but the funds and juulitied missionaries ure wanting. The I'eckville church has prospered very greutly. Last Uecemher it was organ ized with only nineteen members and now- there ure forty-nine communicants under the pustorage of Kev. John Klu saek. The work done la J'eckvllle Is it practical solution of the problem of foreign population. It Is to teach them the English langunge nnd bring them in contact) with our civilizing and chris tlanizlng Influences. Active Women. The Ladies' Aid soeletv of the Park riuee Methodist Episcopal church will hold u fair lec. fi, ti and 7. The women of the Oecn Kldgo J'rcsby terlun church have decided to raise funds to pay for the cushions that lm'o re cently been put In the church. The Ludles' Aid society of the rirecn Kldge Huptlst church will serve a sup per next Wednesday evening. The pro ceeds are for the benefit of the church. The Woman's society of the Ilolv Trin ity Lutheran church has resolved' to put In steam heat. The work will be begun soon and Is expected to add greatly to the comfort of worshipers. The Lndles' Aid society of the Asbury Methodist Episcopal church wilt hold a lull- next Wednesday evening. Fancy work and usefid articles will be for sale und refreshments served. Lust evening a donation partv was held in the Oreen Jtidge Presbyterian church, under the management of the ladles. All members were asked to bring to the church any garments that were not used at home and other contributions t In-venose, to donate. Theso were then enre' lully pucked und forwarded to a mission station In the south, where the Sunday school scholars were so none ili.it iiioe had no clothing fit to put on to attend vlne service. Last year this act of char ity was done, before ami tho thankful words sent In return by the recipients were very touching. Cult und Culture, Henry n. Imvles will address the vnung people of the Jackson Street Baptist church on "Vellowstono Tark" next Fri ituy evening. William Price, who recently has been assigned charge of the Ulble class. Is very successful. The members of the class are well pleased with the assignment The Juvenile choir of the Westminster church is preparing a sacred cantata, Bethlehem," which will be rendered about Christmas time, llezeleel Davies is conductor. Ross F. -Wicks, tho youngest lecturer on the American platform, Will give one of his talks next Tuesday evening in thc St. David's hall, under the uusplces of the Washburn Street Presbyterian church. Kev. Jennette Olmstead, formerly state lecturer of the Woman's Christian Tem perance union of tho stale of Ohio, will lecture on Dec. 12 in the Puritan Congre gational church. The subject will lie, "The Ideal and Socinl Life." Tteo r. C. Hughes D.D., conducts a Ulble cluss in the rooms of tho Jackson Street Kaptlst church every Afonday evening. The class Is lnrgely attended and the young people highly appreciate the lectures of tho doctor on the Epistle to the Hebrews. The public, at largo are Invited to attend. The teachers of tho St. David's kinder garten are preparing an entertainment that will soon be given the public In the school rooms. The programme will lie rendered by. tho children of thn school, und the people at large will have an op portunity to learn tho kind of work done In the kindergarten. Parents who have but a vague Idea of this work should at mm ATS W Save Dent ists' Bills, Doctors' Bills and Butchers' W Bills by eating a bowl of breakfast. A pleasant Sold only in tend, and lie thoroughly .convinced that the Instruction given ,'tlio little -folks in this school Is both dntertstlna and ,edl fylng. Last Sunday afternoon the Sunday school of the First Congregutional church held an interesting session and ably rcn dered a programme of singing and re citing. Thf chair was. occupied by V. T. Evuns, suiierlntelidvut; 1 The young people of the Elm Park church - are doing very good work In their monthly literary meetings. Theso gatherings havo becomii power In the re llgious lite of the younger members of the church, whereby their Intellectual ac iiulrements as well us their religious sen tlinents arc aided. Well prepared pa)rs are being read ami discussed. The com mitteo in charge has dune efficient woik and the Interest taken by the members is all that one could wish. It Is the aim cr the executive to combine the social, r llgious ami Intellectual, and so far their efforts have been Very successful. Young Workers. , Miss (ii-acc I loud has been added to the corps of teachers in St. Iiavld's Sunday school. Clusses N'o. 9 and 10 of the Tabernacle Congregulloual Sunday school will give an interesting social on Dec. 5. The King's Daughters of the draco Kc formed church held a. social last evening at. the home of Mrs. E. H. Hippie. The Junior Luther league of the Holy I rmlty church Is preparing a sacred can lata thul will soon be given the public. The Endeavor society of the draco Ke- fornied Church held a business meeting last. Tuesday and elected delegates to at tend the trl-county convention to be held on the Wth Inst. In Carbomlule. The young people of the (Ireen Kldgo Primitive .Methodist chun-h will hold Thanksgiving slipper on the 3ith Jnst., to secure funds to pay for the sidewalk re cently laid by them In front of the church, Kev. V. C. Hughes, D.D., will preach the sermon In the Dtnmioiv Paptlst church at the recognition services of licv A. 1!. O'Neal, ills subject will be, "The Ethical ltelatlon of Christ to the Los.il Church." . Tomorrow evening the young people of the West Market Street Huptlst church will celebrate Ulble Day. A programme of inuslii ami recitations will be rendeMI. An offering will be taken for the Publlca- lon society. I he 'members of the Scrunton Street Baptist Sunday school will hold a rally to morrow evening. Singing and reciiutions will be given and brief speeches will lie made by the olllcers. Kev. T. J. Collins will deliver u short sermon, to be followed by the ordinance of baptism. There are two vacancies for small boys In the St. David's choir. Applicants may call In the above church this evening al :li.i. i his Is an excellent opportunity for boys having good voices to get them trained and also acquire musical know! edge under the etllcleiit Million of John Morris, chorister. The entertainment given last evening by the Hoys' brigade of the (Ireen Kldge Baptist church was a pronounced success. The drill given by the tllrls' auxiliary was an Interesting item and much credit is lue to Mrs. J. M. Hughes and Airs. Chand ler, ol J'hllarelplila, lor the able manlier 111 which the girls aeiiulltcd themselves, .1. M. Hughes, sergeant major of the Thir teenth regiment, Is teaching the boys. " Clerical Personals. Hoy. W. II. Stubbleblne is in Philadel phia for a brief vacation. Kev. S. C. Logan, D.D., will preach Sun day evening al the First Slavonic church of Peckville. Kev. D. M. Kinti-r will preach the last or tils series ot sermons on "Faith to morrow evening. Kev. W. i. Walklns, of the North Main Avenue Baptist church, will preach to men tomorrow evening. Kev. 1'. P. Doty, of Peckville, Is able to attend to the duties of ids charge after a severe attack of typhoid fever. Kev. J. F. Williams, of Luzerne, who has been sick for months past, is so far re covered us to be able to resume walk. The venerable D. Webster Cox, D.D., archdeacon of Scrunton, has been a guest at St. David's rectory during the latter purt of the week. The Rt. Kev. N. S. Kullson, D.D., as sistant bishop of Hie diocese of Central Pennsylvania, Is In utteudance lit the liureh congress, now In session In Bos ton. A week tomorrow evening Kev. A. F. Ferris will give his people un Illustrated sermon on the life of Christ. He has u stereoptlcon which will be used ou the oc- uslon. Kev. M. D. Fuller,' of the Providence Methodist Episi opal church, Is i-estlng for a few days at Harvey's lake. Kev. it. S. Jones, D.D., will supply his pulpit to morrow evening. Last Wednesday the conference com mittee of the Primitive Methodist church met in the church of Kev. Daniel Savu;e, of Ireen Kldge. Hev. C. Prosser, oOlt. armel, presided. Last .Monday evening n very Interesting meeting was laid by the pastors of the northeastern Congregational churches at Plltstoii. The next meeting will bo held In Provldeneo on tho second Monday In December. tine of thn assistants of St. Cicorge's church, New York city, has been culled to the rectorship of the Episcopal church of Danville. Should he accept, this will be the second assistant from St. (leorge's called to church work In the diocese of Central Pennsylvania. Kev. J. X. Lewis, rector of firace oliuivh, lloncsdalc, cume from the same church. Jottings. The Derr Memorial church of Wllkes Kurre Is building u new parsonage that costs over ?t,0Ki. Jt will soon be ready for occupancy. Communion services will be held tomor row 'morning In tho Plymouth Congrega tlonal church, when four candidates will be admitted to membership on profession of faith. Mrs. Davies, the evangelist, wife of Judge Davies, of Newark, N. J Is doing very good work In the Methodist Episco pal church of Taylor, of which Kev. F. A. King Is pastor. On the 21th and 2."ith Inst, the semi-annual conference of the Welsh BaptNt churches of northeastern Pennsylvania will be held In the Taylor Baptist church. At the same time the B. .. P. I', of that association will hold Its semi-annual con vention. Bishop W. K. Nicholson, D.D..,of the New York und Philadelphia synod of the Kefortned Episcopal church, will preach ami . hold confirmation services in the (iraco Keformed church next Tuesday evening. About fifteen cundldates are to ho coiillrnied. Hev. A. F. Ferris, of the Puritan Con gregational church, draws crowded houses each Sunday evening. The or chestra organized by him renders good miisli! und tomorrow evening a :w-nilnuto programme of sacred music will bo given, preceding the sermon by tho pastor. Last Sunday evening tho seating capacity of delicious Quaker Oats m economy. K lb. Packages, r n i I M thn church was too small and chairs were brought In from the adjoining homes. -'. Kl-LIGIOUS SERVICES, Saint I.ukd's Church Hev. Kogers Is rael, rector. Twenty-sixth Sunday after Trinity. Holy communion, 8 a.m.; service and sermon, 10.30 a.m.; Sunduy school, 2.30 p.m.; evening prayer and sermon, 7.30 p.m. Saint Luke's Dunmoro Mission Rev. A. L. Crban In charge. Sunday school, 2.S0 p.m.; evening prayer and sermon, 7.30 p.m. Dunmore Presbyterian Thurrh-J. W. Williams, pastor. -Morning service at 10.W). Subject of sermon. "The Faithfulness of the Individual." The evening service ut 7.ai. Sabbath school nt. noon. Christian Endeavor society at li.nn. Prayer meeting on Wednesday evening. All Souls' Chapel, Fniversallst-Plne street, near Adams u venue. Hev. (!, W. Powell, pastor. Service ut lu.ai a.m. Theme, "c'od In Human Nature." Sixth lecture ut V.Sj p.m. Subject, "Heroism and Cowardice, Strength and Weakness.'" Strangers welcome. The Second Presbyterian Church-Rev. Charles U. Koblnson, D.D., pastor. Ser vices m.:to a.m. and 7.:t0 p.m. The live minutes for answering questions 'in the evening will bo devoted to the following quest Ion: "How About Church Fairs and Suppers'."' The topic for the evening ser mon will be "The Record of (lod's Prom ises." There will be special music. All seats free in the evening. All nre we come at all services. Waverly Baptist Church-Rev. A. Ber gen Browe, pastor. Preaching at 10.30 a.m. Subject, "Taking Away Stones." Baptism at tho close of the morning ser mon; and at 7 p.m. Subject, "The Two Roads." The singing w ill lie in churge of Professor Manchester, of Factoryvllle. Orace Reformed Episcopal Church Wy oming avenue, below Mulberrv street. Public worship lii.:w a.m. and 7.So p.m. Sabbath school 12 m. Young People's So ciety or Christian Endeavor ti.itu p,m. Preuchlng by the pastor. Moralag sul ject, "Bible Study." 1 Timothy, Iv, 13. Evening subject, "The Day of the Lord," ouauian, xv. Bishop Nicholson will be present for continuation on Tuesday even ing at 7.1.'. o'clock. Vnlon Bible class for lesson study Thursday, 7.13 p.m. Tho Salvation Army Bat-rucks Prlco street, Hyde Park, will havo meetings on Sunduy, Nov. IS, as follows: Knee drill, 7 a.m.; holiness meeting. 10.30 a.m.; praise meeting, 3 p.m.; salvation meeting, 8 p.m. Stall Captain Pattlo AVntklns. of New York city, will Hpcuk and sing during the day. All ure invited. Cuptalu South worth, otllcer In churge. St. Paul's Lutheran Church, on Short avenue, near No. 21 school. Park Place. Kev. O. M. Sclicldy, pastor. No services Sunday. Grace English I.ulhera Church Ser vices on Sunday al the Young Melt's Christian association at 10.30 a.m. and 7.30 P.m. Kev. F. I.', tilft will preach. Every body welcome. First Baptist Church pastor Collins will preach Sabbath at 10.30 a. m. Theme, "Righteousness." At 7 p.m. there will bo a grand rally of the Sabbath school of this church. Speeches by Sabbath school scholars and officers. Also there will be special music by the choir und n short sermon by the pastor. Seats free. All welcome. Puritan ' Congregational Church-Thn pastor. Kev. A. I-'. Ferris, will preach Sab bath morning. In tho evening the address to young men will be continued. Sub. ject, "The Foundations of Manlv Charac ter." Fifteen minutes before the regular service there will be a service of music and song, during which the orchestra will furnish some line selections. This service will begin at ti.13. Seats are free and nil are welcome. Sumner Avenue Presbyterian Chureh- Preuchlng in the morning at lo and even ing at o'clock by the nastor. Rev. 1! '. Jones. Sunday school at 2 o'clock. Seats free. All welcome. At the Simpson Methodist Frdscon.nl Church Preaching morning und evening by the pastor, Dr. L. C. Floyd. Seats free. The iCulvary Reformat Church Cor ner Monroe uveuiif and dlbson street. Kev. W. H. Stubbleblne, pastor. Preuch lng at. 10.3H a.m. by (ieorge l. Sanborn. superintendent of the Rescue mission. Evening services, commencing at 7.30, will be conducted by F. W. Peursall, secretary of the Rallroud Young Men's Christ laii association. Elm Park Methodist Enlsconul Church W. 11. Peurce, pustor. Morning subject, "Taking the Mote (Jut ot a Brother's Eye." Evening, "Feeding on Ashes." Sunduy school at 2 p.m. Epworth leunue at .. 1 First Presbyterian Church Washington avenue. Rev. Joseph Smith. D.D.. of Bal timore, will preach at the iiioriitnir and evening services. Sunday school ut K.H p.m. Green Kldgo Baptist Church-Rev. W. J. Ford, pastor. Services ut 10.3U a.m. und 7.30 p.m. Subject In the morning. "Cou- liictliig Forces In the Human Heart." Jn the evening, "Ignorunt Pruyer. Horward Pluee African Methodist Enls- copal Church Rev. C. A. McGee, pustor. First; quarterly meeting. Rev. W. H. Brown, presiding elder, will conduct the services. Love feast 10.30 a.m. Preach ing ut 3 ami S p.m. Tea strainers, tea balls, individual salt and pepper shakers In fine quudruplc plated silverware, Obtain our prices and inspect our quality with other Qualities. We leud In price und quality. Duvldow Bros. STORY OF A DISAPPOINTMENT. It Has a Good Story, but tho Ldltor Promptly KceognUcd It. From the Chlcugs Trlbiin?. "Say, have your sketch artists cone home fur the night?" inquired tho cnllcr, hurriedly. Yes." answered the city editor. 'What do you want with them?" I wanted to give them n little stnrv they could work up with pictures for the ilrst page, that's nil; but I suppose It's too late." If It's anything Important I can send for them." Oh, no, it's nothing so very import ant, but It's something that actually nappened not more than two blocks from your office, and it would make a mighty good story to print with pic tures, you Know. . .:' "What was it?" "Why, It's hardly worth' while to m int It without but some of the other pu pers might get liold of it and scoop you. know It happened, for a friend of mine saw it nnd told me of it nt the supper tuble a little while ago. Ho was walk ing uliing Clark street this ufternoon when a man ran out of tho clothing store nnd darted down the street as fast as he could go. Two seconds later the proprietor of the store ran out bare headed nnd followed him, yelling at the top of his voice: 'Stop thief!' 'Stop thief!' A policeman caught sight of the fugitive und drew his revolver to shoot him, when the bareheaded man bawled out: 'Shoot him in te legs! Te coat and vest lsh mine!' " "And your friend said he saw all that, did he?" asked the city editor. "Yes." . ' . "And you believed him?" .- - "Of course, he's n truthful man, keeps books in a Ulble house." "Well, you back and tell him He he's about four yeurs too late with thut story." "Do you menn to say he didn't see It?" "That's what J mean to say." ...... "And the story has been printed be fore?" "Kxactly. It's ancient history." The visitor's jaws fell. -"Well," ho said, drawing his breath hard und clapping his hat llrmly on his head," don't say anything about this. I've got an account to settle With' that Ulble house bookkeeper, and I'm going to settle It with him before I go to bed!" When In need ot berry, spoons don't forget Duvldow Bros, ' The Fiinny Side . of Oiir, Politics Many Amusing-Anecdotes That Were . Told, by Campaign Orators. , DEFEW AXD HIS READY WIT Congressman Cummings Keluted a (iood One on the Kepculof the Sherman I. aw. Good Jokes on Tumratmy-Other Apt Witticisms. Xew York, Nov. 10. While the political light just closed In New York was the must eurnest ever fought, there were side lights of humor thrown upon it that livened up the sit uation and mude it more beurable to leaders and people. The humors of the campaign were many and varied, and the stories told by the orators were from stale to side-splitting, but were usually well adapted to the crowds to whom they were told. Will Oulklns, In the Cincinnati Commercial Gazette tells some of thetn. He Bays that Chauncey 11. Depew was, of course, the prime story-teller of the campaign, though not a few others tried themselves at funny business. At one stution atw'hich l)ipew's special train stopped, he dis played his ready repartee, when some one in the crowd Interrupted hint by shouting, "What about the New York Central railroad?" "I'm president of It." responded lK-pew, "but 1 can't help that. When 1 came here 1 didn't have a penny, and if 1 hud spent my time loafing around, interrupting speakers and voting the Democratic ticket I Btlp pose I wouldn't be any better off today than you are." "Speuklng of railroads," said Mr. De pew, "they are not making as much money this year ns they did during the World's Fair, and thut reminds me that I was in Chicago last year and met Christopher Columbus. 'You ilnd things pretty much changed in the last four hundred years, Jlr. Columbus,' I re marked. 'Yes, was the sorrowful an swer. 'The only thing thut Is familiar to me is tho Democratic party.' " Dr. Dcpew ulso gave vent to the fol lowing jokelet: ".Some of my Democratic friends say ,1 am not going so swiftly on lny special as Hill and Flower ure on theirs that their trains run eighty miles un hour to keep appointments. Well, the hound, you kimw, was told that he didn't equal the hare In speed. 'Of course not,' sui(t the hound; 'I'm only, running for my dinner und the linre Is running for his life' That's the difference between Hill and me." C. C. Shayno was another of the cam paign story-tellers, nnd gave vent to the following as Illustrative of the fac tiuniil light in the state and county Democracy: "The Democratic, party of today," he says, "reminds me of the widow and widower who got married. Each had two children, and, in the course of th'elr married life, two more children came to bless them. One morning a terrible racket emanated from the kitchen. The old man went below, and presently he was heard calling to his wife: "Sarah! Sarah!' said he, 'come down quick: my children and your children are lighting with our children.' " Senator Hill found but little In his campaign to Inspire mirth, and he told but. one sbu-y during the entire strug gle, and even that wus not new. It was something like this: Urldget (loudly, to Pat. In the yard) Put, Pat, come to dinner! Come In and get your ham und eggs. Pat (softy) Have ye rallly ham n'uigs, Bridget? Urldget (whisperlng)-Whlst, Pat, I was yellln' fur the benefit of the neigh bors, sure, Av course, we've only soup mute nnd bread. Congressman Cuniinlngs told a story relutlve to the repeal of tho Sherman bill by a Republican congress: "John Allen was a country lawyer and wus engaged to defend u' man charged with mayhem with having bitten off another man's ear In a rough-and- tum ble light. The father of the defendant, afraid that a common country practi tioner might not be able to put on the necessary flourishes to impress the Jury, nssoclated with Allen a young lawyer fresh from the Ilavard Law school. "John conducted the cross-examination of u negrj witness, whom he got to admit that tho place where the fight occurred was a 'new ground,' full of short stumps about six inches high, which were very sharp at top as sharp as a knife. In fact, some of them were and that in rolling about on the ground the plaintiff's head might have fallen against the sharp point of a stump and his eur have been cut off. " 'Yasser,' the witness said, 'hit nioughtter been dnt way.' '"That will do,' said Allen. 'Hold on,' Interrupted the young lawyer from Hurvnrd, who thought thut Allen hadn't gone far enough. 'You say that this man's ear might have been cut off in that way. Are you sat isfied, sir, beyond a doubt that this is Jhe way In which this gentleman had the misfortune of losing his ear?' " 'Well, boss,' suld the darkey, 'I moughter been shure ef It ef I hadn'er seen de yuther man spit de year outer his mouth!' " A TROLLEY CHAIR. Chicago Man rind a New Applicutlou for , . Mectrlclty. , A late electric! device is a chair to run on a trolley wire. A mun can sit In this Chair nnd fly through the air at the rate of thirty miles per hour, provided ho does not slip his trolley; In which event he would be likely to come to grief. The trolley chair was originally invent ed for the purpose of enabling Judges to follow a horse race around the track. Klcliard K. Sherman, of Chicago, Is the Inventor. 1 . j The intention Is to suspend the car itpon wire thre:fourths of an inch in dlumeter. No. it) copper wire being used to carry the tho current of 110 volts, and the supporting wire being suspended from wooden pole at the side of the' track. The car is made of wood, nnd Is of sufficient size to accom inodutc two persons. The motor i3 placed under the seat and is controlled by a braking device operated by the feet. The armature carries upon its shaft n wheel belted to another wheel mounted upon the shaft, which also carries trie wheel by which the car lg suspended. IjiOIcs when you need anything in tho line of sterling silver buckles and beltq, rutnember that Davldow Uros. line Is the handsomest In tho city. . , The Popular Note. From the Atlanta Constitution. Poet (with poem) I think I've Btniclt a true not this time. . . . Kditor Ten or live? ' " . After dinner tea and Triple plated silverware. coffffe spoons! Davldowv Bros. PASKOLA VINDICATED i. . t- . Gross Ignorance Exposed. Its Value and - Healthfulness Established, fully The results obtained by certain pro fessed chemists In an attempt to ana lyze Poskola are so fur from the truth that we have every reason to believe the perpetrators to be In the em ploy of rival man ufacturers, (possi bly people inter ested in prepara tions of cod liver oil), whose busi ness has been In jured by the mer ited popularity of Paskola. This s u s p 1 cl o n is strengthened by the fact that the untruthful reports as to the compo sition of Paskola have been widely circulated through the malls and otherwise. Among the things, the so called "chemists" have stated, Is that Puskola was nothing but glu cose and hydro chloric, add, the ridiculousness of which assertion will be inada clear by the following i-yperlmc.it : . Take two pint lottles and in one place a tablenpoonful of glucose and In the other a like quantity of Paskola; fill them with water, shake thoroughly and add to each forty drops of muriatic or hydrochloric acid, in order to imitate the acidity of the natural gastric Juice. Having previously finely minced a quan tity of rare or raw lean beef, chicken, the white of hard boiled eggs or similar foods; put into each bottle one onuce. Immerse the bottles In warm water nnd carefully maintain the contents at a temperature of 100 to 150 degrees Fahr enheit, frequently shaking In order to thoroughly expose the food to the action of the solution. In the course of a very short time, the contents of the bottle containing Pas kola will be seen to undergo a change, and In two or three hours the food will will have become entirely dissolved or digested; whereas the contents of the other bottle containing the glucose and acid will show no change beyond a slight difference in appearance. If you have neither the faculties nor the inclination to make the test for yourself, we have no doubt that your druggist will be glad to try the experi ment. The tubes herewith show the re sults of a test made In our own labora tory, the cuts being from a photograph. No. 1 contained glucose, and No. 2 Paskola. What are we to conclude? One of two things: either thut the so culled "chemists" are Ignorant or dis honest.' Olucosrt tins no digestive properties. This Is a well known fact, whereas Pas kola Is giving relief to thousands of dys peptics, a truth attested by the unsoli cited testimonials that pour In upon us. The presence of digestive ferments In Paskola cannot be determined by chem ical test. No one has ever seen digest ive ferments In a pur form, and the only way to determine their presence Is by observing the effects which they pro duce upon food. This Is a fact recog nized by every authority, and will be found stated in Foster's Physiology and other standard works. Another thing which these Ignorant and jealous rivals huve suld about Pas kolu, Is that Inasmuch as its busts is pre-dlgested slureh. It is calculated to encourage diabetes. We cannot better answer this charge than by quoting a paragraph from a re port made to Mayor Ullroy, of New York, by Dr. Cyrus Kdson, commis sioner of health for the city of New York, nnd for the state of New York. "Pre-digested starch is starch In the exact condition that we And It prepared by the digestive organs for assimilation. It Is pre-eminently a fat-forming, heat-producing- food. Under a diet of pre dlgeated starch or glucose, a man can perform more muscular work than un der any other single article of foood, without which In some form, man can not enjoy life." This letter from Dr. Kdson was writ ten in answer to an Inquiry from the mayor as to whether or not pre-digested starch was healthful. Paskola contains a special form of pre-dlge,sted starch as well as digestive ferments, and Is not alone a fattening food but it aids the digestion of other foods in the stomach, Just as you may see in the above' experiment. The tired, feeble stomach of the dyspeptic Is too weak to do Its duty. It needs a little Vw.l.,- thlu tioln ...... Puskola gives. . Its nse Is at once I followed -.by, a sense of well-being, strength, vig or, and courage. The appetite Im proves and , tho sufferer can eat with comfort where before, dis tress f o 1 low e d every meal. Pas kola corrects emaciation and the palo, thin suf ferers'rapldly gain In weight,;, under 1U use. Consump tives will experi ence a thousand times more bene fit from it trian from,' tho use ' of disagreeable, nau seating cod liver oil, which often does more harm than good. Con sumption need not prove fatal,' if we r can arrest the loss of flesh,' for its victims virtually die of starvation. ' Send, tor our interesting pamphlet, and learn about this wonderful prepar ation. We will gladly mall you a copy free, upon application. The Pre-Dl-gested Food company, 30 Head street, New York, , . 1 i:ugland's Wail. The Pall Mull Guzetto says: "Wllgon, who fought for. the poor man moat gal lantly, hue gone under In the general un dlacrlmlnntlng Indlgnatln; but the tariff stands, where It did and McKlnleylura la a forgotten Biiperatltlon. 80, in a certain way,, we may uum that the work la done. Senator Hill was a Democrat, but President Cleveland In well quit of him. HI defeat la absolute, and let us hope that It is permanent." The Pail Mall Oa tette ftlao aaya the failure of the Dem ocrats wuh due to the action 6f the sen ate on the tariff question. "But," the Ga tette add. ."the disgusted country has been carried away by Its general and In- discriminating Indignation. " I Sulphur stone rings. 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