TIIK SCKAXTON' TlilliUJffr-TlllllsnAY MOltJttbfa, XOViOMlilJIi 8, IS!)!. UNDERTAKERS !!V Rl DVAHK kli'UNti. (These short s-rlnl stories are copy righted by Bucheller, Jojinson & Hat-heller, and are printed In The Tribune by Kpeclal arransement, simultaneous with tholr appearance In the loading dally journals of the large cities). Ouec a ripple oaine to land In tho Kolilen sunset r.urnlna, Lnpi cd against a maiden's hand. Uy tho ford roturnlnff. Dalnly foot and gentle breast ' ' Once across bo Kind and rest. " Maiden, wait," the rlrplo alth " V.'alt awhile, for I am Death:" " Where my lover calls I go Shame It were to treat him coldly Twas a llsh that circled 90, Turning over boldly." Painty foot and tender heart, Walt tin' loaded ferry cart. Wait, ah wait!" the ripple, saithi " Maiden, tvult, for I am Death!" " When my lover calls I haste Tame Pisdala was never wedded!" Sipi-lo ripple round her waist. Clear the current eddied. Fooll'h heart and faithful band, I.lttio feet t'ui touched no land, iar uway tho rlpplo Bed, Klpi'ie ripple running red: Translation. "lictpcrt the aged.'" It wan a tliiclc voice a muddy voice Hhat would have made yorfshuddiT a voieo liltn something soft breaking in two. There was a quaver in it, a creak nnrl n, whine. "lfapiet the aged! Oh, companion! uj .the l!i tvreptct the ag-d!" "othiu!.' could bo seen on the broad :reach of the river except a little licet of square-sailed, wooden-pinned barges, loaded with buildinp-stoue, that had just come under the. railway-bridge, 11 urt wore driviii'' down stream, lhey put their clumsy helms over to avoid the sand-bar wade by the scour of the brkU-e-piers, and us they passed, 'three abreast, the horrible voice began jairain: ; '"OA, Brahtuim of the Iiicer respect tU 'ugul and infirm!'' A boatman turned where he sat on the gunwale, lifted up his hand, said something1 that was not a blessing, and jtlie boats creaked on through the twi light. The broad Indian river, that looked more like a chain of little lakes than a stream, was as smooth as glass; ;ieflectinj the sandy-red sky in niid ehannel, but splashed with patches of 'yellow and dusky purple near und uu ller the low banks. Little creeks ran into the river in the wet season, but .now their dry mouths huiifr clear above ivvater-line. On the left shore, and al inost under the railwuv-bridge, stood 11 mud-aud-brick-aud-tliatch-and-stick pillage, whose train street, full of cat tle jroinir back to their byres, ran V )i7 "BUT THAT WHICH WE HAVE Straight to the river, ending In sort of rude brick pier-head, where people who wanted to wash could wado ill utep by step. That was the ghaut whence the villugo of Mugger-Ghaut took its name. I Might was falling fast over tho fields Inf lentils and rice and cotton in the low-lying ground yearly flooded by tho river; over tho reeds that fringed the elbow of the bend, and tho tangled low jungle of the graziug-grounds be hind the still reeds. . The parrots and itows, who had been chattering and fthoutlng over their evening drink, had flown Inland to roost, crossing the out going battalions of tho flying-foxes; und cloud upon cloud of water-birds came whistling and "honking" to the cover of the reed-beds. There were 1,'eeso, barrel-headed and black-backed, teal, Widgeon, mallard and sheldrake, ith curlews, and, hero and there, a flamingo. A lumboring adjutant-crane brought lip tho rear, flying as though each slow stroke would be his last. ' "Reped the agrd! 'Brahmin of the Rittr y-repcet the aged!" , The adjutant half-turned his head, sheered a little in the direction of the Tolce, and landed stiffly on the sund liar below the bridge. I hen you saw what a ru Wanly brute he really was. Ills back view was immensely respecta ble, for hi stood nearly six feet high, und looked rnthcr like a very proper bald-headed parson. In front it was different, for his Ally Sloper-liko heud .and neck had not a feather to them, and there was), a horrible raw-skin pouch on his neck under his chin a hold-all for tho things his pick-ax tx'uk could capture. His legs wero long and tliin and skinny, but he roovod them delicately, and looked at them with pride as he preened down his imhygray tail-feathers, glanced over the smooth of his shoulder, and stif fened into "Stand at attention." A mangy little jackal, who had been yapping hungrily on a low bluff, cocked np his cars and tail, and scut-, tered across tho shallows to join tho ndjutant. ! lie was the lowest of his caste not that the best of jackals are good for much, but this one was peculiarly low, being half a beggar, half a criminal a cjeaner-up i of villpge rubbish-heaps, esjpcrately timid or wildly bold, ever? lastingly hungry, and full of cunning 'that never did him any food. -I "Ug-h!" ho said, shaking- himself dolefully as he landed. "M-iy tho red mango destroy the dogs of this village! il have threo bites for each flea upon 'me, and all because I looked only looked, mark you at an old shoe in a 'cow-byre, fan I eat mud?" lie. 'scratched himself under his left ear. I "I heard," said tho adjutaut, in a voice like a blunt saw going through a thick board "I heard there was a new born puppy in that same shoe." j "To hear is one thing; to know is au lother," i;aid the jackal, who had a very 'fair knowledge of proverbs, learned by listening to men round tho llres of an evening. ''(Juito true. So, to make sure, I took care of that puppy while the dogs were busy elsewhere.' "They wore very busy," said the jack al. "Well, I must not go to the village hunting for scraps yet awhile. And so there truly wus a blind puppy in that shoe?" "It is here," said the adjutant, squint ing over his beak at his full pouch. "A small tiling, but acceptable now that charity is dead in the world." "Ahai! The world is iron in these days," wailed the jackal. Then his rest less eye caught the least possible rip ple on the water, and he went on quick ly: "Lifo is hard for us all, and 1 doubt not that even our excellent master, the pride of the ghaut and the envy of tho river" "A liar.a flat terer and a jackal were all hatched out of the same egg." said the adjutant to nobody in particular; for he was rather a fine sort of a liar on his own account when he took the trouble. "Yes, the. Envy of tho Kiver," the j jackal repeated, raising his voice. 1 "Kven he, 1 doubt not, tiuds that since I the bridge has been built good food is JI10re scarce Hut, ou tho other hand, though I would by no means say this to his noble face, he is so wise and so virtuous as I. ulas! am not" "When the jackal owns he is gray how black must the jackal be," mut tered the adjutant, who could not see what was coining. "That his food never fails, and ia consequence " There was a soft grating Bound as though a boat had just touched in shoal water. The jackal spun round quick ly and faced tit is always best to face) the creature he had been talking about. It was a twenty-four foot crocodile, cased in what looked like treble-riveted boiler plate, studded and keeled and crested; the yellow points of his upper teeth just overhanging his beautifully llutod lower jaw. It wus the blunt noscd mugger of Mugger-Ghaut, older than any man in the village, who had given his immo to the village; the demon of the ford before the railway bridge came murderer, man-eater and local fetish in one. lie lay with his JUST DEAIID 18 WISDC chin in the shallows, keeping his place by an almost invisible rippling of his tail, and well the jackal knew that one stroke, of that same tail in the water could carry the mugger up the bank with the rush of a steam engine. "Auspiciously met, Protector of tho Poor," ho fawned, backing at every word. "A delectable voice was heard, and. we came hi tho hopes of sweet con versation. My tailless presumption, while waiting here, led me, indeed, to speak of thee. It ia my hope that noth ing was overheard." Xow, the jackal had spoken juct to be listened to, for he knew flattery was tho lost way of getting things to cat, and tho mugger knew that the jackal hud spoken for this end, and the jackal knew that the mugger knew, and the mugger knew that tho jackal knew that tho mugger knew, and so they wero all very contented together. The old brute pushed and panted and grunted up the bank, mumbling: "Itcspect the aged and infirm)" and all tho timo his little eyes burned like coals under tho heavy horny eyelids on the top of his triar.gulnr head, as he shoved his bloated baiTcl body along between his crutched legs. Then lie settled dowa, and, accustomed as tho jackal was to his W;ys, he could not help starting, for the hundredth time, when 1 he saw how exactly the mugger hnl- tated a log adrift on the bar. lie had even taken pains to lio at the exact angle a naturally stranded log would make with the water, having regard to the current of the season nt the timo and place. All this was purely me chanical, of eoursrliecause the mugger had come ashore tor pleusure; but a crocodilo is never quite full, and if j the jackal had been deceived by the likeness he would not have lived to philosophize over It. "My child, I heard nothing," said the mugger, shutting one eye. "Tho water was in my ears, and also I was faint with hunger. Since tho railway bridge was built my people at my vil lage have ceased to love me; and that is breuking my heart." "Ah! shame!" said the jackal. "So noble a 'heart, tool But moli are all alike to my mind." "Kay; there are very groat differ ences, Indeed," the mugger answered, gently, "Some are as lean as boat polcsj OtherSj. gtlntjreaavfau j young ja dogs. ' Mover would I cause lessly revile men. They are of all fashions, but the long years have shown me that, otio with onothc-r, they are very good. Men, women and chil dren -I havo no fault to find with them. And remember, child, he who rebukes the world is rebuked by tho world." . "Flattery Is worse than an empty tin cau in tho belly. Hut that which wo have just heard is wisdom," said the oil jutant, bringing down one foot. 1 "Consider, though, their ingratitude to this excellent one," began the jackal, tenderly. "May! nay! not ingratitude!" tho mugger said. "They do not think for others, that is all. lint I havo no ticed, lying at my station below the ford, that the stairs of the new bridge are cruelly hard to climb, both for old people and young children. The old, Indeed, ore not so worthy of considera tion, but I am grieved I am truly grieved on uecottnt of tho children. Still, I think, in a little while, when tho newness of the bridge has worn away, we shall see my people's baro brown legs bravely .splashing through the ford us before. Then tho old mug ger w ill bo honored again." , "Hut surely I saw marigold wraiths floating off the edge of tho ghaut only this noon," said the adjutant. Mtu'i- gold wreaths are a sign of reverence nil India over. "An error an error. It was the wife of the sweetmeat-seller. She lose3 her eyesight year by year, and cannot tell a log from iuc the mugger of tho Ghaut. I saw the mistake When she threw the garland, for I was lying at the very foot of the ghaut, und had she taken another step I could have shown hur some little difference. Yet she meant well, and we must consider tho spirit of her offering." "What good tiro marigold wreaths when one is on the rubbish heap?" said the jackal, hunting for fleas, but keep ing one wary eye on his Protector of tho Poor. "True, but they have not yet begun to make the rubbish heap that shall curry me. Five times havo I seen tho river draw back from tho village and make new land tit tho foot of the street. Five times havo I seen the village rebuilt on tho banks, and I shall see it built yet five times more I am no faithless, tish-huntiug gavial, I, ut Kasi to-day and Prayag to-morrow, os the saying is, but tho true and con stant wateher of the ford. It is not for notliing, child, that the village bears my name, and 'he who watches long,' as. the saying is, 'shall at last have his reward.'" "I have watched loug very long nearly all my life, und my reward has been bites and blows," said the jackal. "Ho! Ho! Ho!" roared the adjutant. "In August wus the jackal bora, The ralnj full in September; , 'Now such a fearful Hood as this.' Says he, 'I can't remember! ' " There is one very unpleasant peculi arity about the adjutant. At uncer tain times he suffers from acute at tacks of the fidgets or cramp in his legs, and though he is more virtuous to behold than any of the cranes, who are all immensely respectable, he flies off into wild, eripple-stilt war-dances, half opening his wings and bobbing his bald head np and down; while for reasons best knovn to Uimsoll he is very careful to time his worst attacks with his nastiest remarks. At the last word of his song he came to attention aguin, ten times adjutauter than be fore. to be co-stinted. ETIQUETTE IN WASHINGTON. 1 Senator Kdmunds Was Authority ou the Delicate Subject. The wife of a new senator once told me that she was determined to make no social mistakes, so wise woman that she was she nsked Senator Kd muuds, who she know was thoroughly conversant with every detail of official etiquette, by reason of his long career in the scuute, if it was not incumbent upon her to make her first visit to tho wives of foreign ministers, savs Kate Field's Washington. Ho replied: "Certainly not, madam; u senator never makes tho first visit upon a for eign minister." So, thanks to her good sense in eon suiting an old senator, this lady did not make the mistake that a few less wise new senators' wives have done of making first visits, when etiquette re- quired that they should receive them. Of course, as the senate hus increased in size the last few years, It can hardly bo expected that foreign ministers should call upon new senators, but they ought to upon the old ones and upon others whom they wish to know. I think the charming wife of one of the diplomats has adopted a very wise rule, as she remarked to a senator's wife to whom she had just been pre sented: "I know it is my place to call oa senators wives, but I wait until I meet tliein, and I shall now give my self tho pleasure of calling upon you." If the Indies of the diplomatic corps would follow the lead of this popular lady, they would avoid some of the mistakes that they now mako in our official etiquette. Bird Song. Tho gift of bird song is largely a ninscu lino prerogative, an expression of tender aiintiment by which tho affection of tho opposite, sex may bo attracted and retained Indeed the birds furnish 110 exception to tho sweeping assertiou that 'Us love that gives the key to all earth's music." They I 1 I I i... niiiK imui iu uim iia(iniiect, us (iut- from love and rivalry, 0 not her asserts: while joy and buoyancy of suirits ure said by a third authority to bo answerable for their music. That most of tlio species sii best in the spring is well known, the mo tive that Is responsible for the generous nut nour of song beiiiJ n result of its Inllu etices; they are happy to be at home again In the old haunts, to be surrounded by plenty and to feel the matchless sweetness of returning springtime. . The nunoying, countless apostrophes to spring which decorate every editorial waste- basket do but show Mint the great human heart throbs in sympathy with the season and its voice liko the birds' rings out lit endless praises! . Unit of the most delightful of our Amer ican essayists believes all birds to be In ciplentor would bo aongsters then that even the lied has a homely, contented enrol and ho credits the owl with a de::lr to fill tho night with music. Tho light of love within the little bird's hanrt Is bright est at that season ami overflows and il lumines his song; "the language of passion keeps time to tho heart's rhythm" until the full beauty of the flower of love is reached in the thousands of beautiful homes about us. Undoubtedly they sing st times for very joy, just as we go singing about our work because our hearts are light and happy. mid the Bong sings itself; wo have only to listen to it. Nelly Hurt Woodworta In Frank Leslie's Popular Monthly. TL iluipliicttl Ti-tatiueut of Disease. One cuu easily understand huw such rem edies as weasels' gizzards, does' hoofs, snails, etc., have, gained their favorable re ception ninoui; ignorant pursous. Used lint In all likelihood in some case of illness niisUiken for 11 a incurable disease, tho nos trum has beeu followed by spontaneous healing, and has carried the stolen credit and the faith which go with reputation toother bIcU bedsides, sometimes with liko spurious results. It, canuot be doubled that Eomn such confidence in the horrors of em piricism lingers among our own poorer population, especially in country districts. In view of this fact the practice adopted by local vestries of inculcating active sani tary measures as tho true preventive of in fection, and impressing the necessity of ob taining prompt medical aid cannot be tuu highly commended. London Lancet. The SIkh Language. It is evident t hat with the aid of a means of coinmunicat ion lmviug the scope of the shm laug'.inge, and leurncd without effort, by simple intercommunication of tleaf mutes, general knowledge may be rapidly Instilled into the minds of those who urn deprived of hearing. They improve re markably fast; but this system is not with out Its drawbacks, for if the sign language is depended upon too greatly the pupil docs not make that progress in the Kuglish language that is essential to bis communi cation with hearing and speaking people, nor for his Improvement by the reading of both textbooks und current literature- ribuur a. OILS,. VINEGAR AND CIDER. 41 to 151 MERIDIAN ST, 1 1 is LAGER BEER BREWERY. Manufacturer!! of the Culebratoik 'ILSENER LAGER BEER CAPACITY: 100,000 Barrels per Annum CLEARING SALE OF BICYCLES A Child's Bicycle, Rubbir Tire, njw SO A l hlld's Bicycle, Rubber Tire, new 10 A Boy's Ricycle, Rubber Tire, new 12 A Coy'a Bicycle, Rubber Tire, new 18 4 Boys' or Girls' Bicycle Cushion Tire, new uu aown to 1 Youth's Bicyclo, Pneumatic Tire.new.. 85 t Victor B Bicycles, Pneumatic Tira.sec- ona nana 70 80 1 Victor B Bicycle, Pnouinatio Tire, new I Secure B cycle, Pneumatio Tire, so- ond-iianu SO 10 1 1.ovel Diamond Bicycle, Solid Tire, ocond-hind Ladies' Bicycle, Solid Tire, second hand t Victor A Bicvcles. Solid Tire, soconl- nana IViotor C Bicycle, 1 In. cushion Tiro, soconn-naua 35 1 Victor B Bicycle, 1.4 In. Cushion Tire, secondhand 1 Columbian 'VI Bicycle.PnenmntioTire, 1 CbainlcM Blcvcle. Pntuumtio Tire. Marly now 10a Come Early for Bargains. Luwn Tenuis Racquets at a (lis count or one-third ror two weeks. J. D. WILLIAMS 5 BRO. 314 UCKhU'ANNA AVE. m. PLEASANT COAL AT RETAIL. Coal of the bent qtullty for domestic Use, and of nil nixes, delivered In any part of the rlty at lowest price. Orders left ut my lifllee NO. 118 WYOMING AVENUE, Rear room, first lloor. Third National I'.nnk, or Bent by mall or telephone to the. nine, will receive prompt attention. Special conlraets will bo made, for the lale and delivery of lluekwheut Coal. WM. T. SMITH. Win, Lion Allen & Co STOCK BROKERS, lluy and sell Stocks, Bonds and Grain on New York Exchange and Chicago Board of Trade, either f.ir cash or on margin. 412 Spruce Street. LOCAL STOCKS A SPECIALTY. , G. duB. DIMICK, Manager. telephone 6.002. aloney Oil and Manufacturing Co PE1YU PILL ForSalo by C. M. HARRIS, Druggist, 127 Penn Avenue. Dr- Peal's Ther rs prompt, safe aod certain In remit The ssaalne (Dr. Peel's) nanr iliap. noiat. Goat awuore, $1.00. Addicsi fXAi Maoioias) (., Uerelaad, O. For Sale by JOHN H. PHELPS, Wpruce Street, Scranton, Pa. PROFESSIONAL CARDS Physicians and Surgeon. DR. G. EDOAR DEAN HAS REMOVKD to Uti Bpruce nreet, Suranton, Va, JJuat opposite Court Hout.e tuunro.) DR. A. J. CONNEL.L, OFFIC0 till Washington avenue, cor, Bpruce street, over Franc lie's drur Rtnr. Realfienas. In. and 2 10 i nml a sa tn 1 2i n m Him- DR. W, E. ALLKn7oFF1CE COU, UA.CK a wanna anil Washington ave, over IsonarJ's nhoe etorej offloe hour, 10 to u a, m, ana 3 to 4 p, m,i evenlnc St rgsldcncet 512 k. Washington ycnue, DR. C. I S'RKT, PRACTICE lAMtTICU (Unease of the Ey, F.ar. Nose ar.l Throat; otUce, ia Wyoming nve. Resi lience, 52) Vine street. DH, L. M. UATE3, 123 WASHINGTON" aveuuo. Olllee hours, 8 to 0 u. ro., J.SO to S ami 7 to 8 p. ni, Resldcuca STO fciad rott avenu( JOHN U WKNTZ. M. D OFFICES Kl and 3 Commonwealth bulldtue; resi dence ?U Madison ave.: ofnes hours, 10 to 12, 2 to 4. 7 to 8; Sundays to 4, evenings at resldenc. A Byselalty made of diseases of the eye, ear, noso and throat an.1 gynecology. DR. KAY, W PENN AVE.; 1 to 3 p. in.: call K5i L)ia. of women, obstetrics and and Ola. of chll. Lawyers. JESSI7PS HAND. ATTORNEYS AND Couiise.lom at law, Commonwealth bulldiufc-, Washington avonun. W. H. J10SSUP. HORACE K. HAND, . W. H. JE33UP. JR. W1IJAIID. WAKREN & KNAPP. AT- torneyn and Counsellors at Law, Ko publican building, Washington ave nue. Beranton, Pa. PATTKRBON & WI1XWX, ATTOK ners and Counuellora at Law; olHoes and 8 Library building, Scrnntoii. Pa. ROSWKLt, II. PATTERSON, WILLIAM A. WILCOX. ALFRED HAND, WILLIAM J. HAND, Attorney and Counsellors, Common wnalth bllulng;KoonBl!. 20 and21. W. F. ROYI.E, ATTORNEY-AT-LAWT Nos. IP and So, Burr building, Washing ton avenue. HENRY M. B12ELY LAW OFFICES lnjrlcebullding, 12SWashlngton ave. FRANK T. OKELL, ATTORNEY-AT-at-Law. Room 6, Coal Exchange.Scran ton, Pa. JAMES W. OAKFOP.D, ATTORNEY-at-law, rooms UJ, G4 and 65, Common woalth building; SAMUEL W. EDI? A It, ATTORNE Y-AT-Law. OlHee, 317 Spruce St., Beranton.Pa L. A. 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Only htrali tho purest drugs should b tuna, 11 you iraat the btit, get Pennyroyal Pill! Pharmacist, Cor. Wyoming Avenue and t RAILROAD TIME-TABLES Central Railroad of. New Jersey. (.Lehigd and Susquehanna Division) Anthrac ite cor.l ui;rd exclusively, lnsur lug cleanliness and comfort. TIME TABLti 1 E5-TECT MAY 20, ISM. Trains leavo Scranton for Pittston, Wllkes-Bnrre, etc., at S.20. ii.15, 11.20 a.m., 12.50, 2.00. 3.30. 5.W. 7.2i, 11.05 p.m. (Sundays. S.00 a...i.. 1.00, l.K, 7.10 p.m. For Atlantic City, K.an a.m. For New Vork, Newark and Ellzabfith, 8.20 (express) a.m.. 12..ri0 (exprosH wlih Huf fet pnrlur ear) 3.9) (express) p.m. Sunday, 2.1." p.m. 1 For Maueh Chunk, Allentnun, Tiethle hem. Easton and Philadelphia. d.CD a.m., 12.60, 3.U, fi.00 (except Philadelphia) p.m. Suiidnv, 2.1fi p.m. For Long llraneh, Ocean Grove, etc,, at S.20 a.m.. 12.S0 p.m. For Heading, Lebanon and Harrlsburg, via Ai!(nilown, 8.20 a.m., 12.0'J, i.mt p.m. SunOe y, 2.15 p.m. For Potisvllle. A.20 a.m., 12.5(1 p.m. Returning, leave New Vurk, foot rf Liberty utrcet. North river, at 9.10 lex presii a.m.. l.io, l.Sn. 4.30 (express with buffet parlor earl p.m. Sunday, i.-IO a.m. Leave Philadelphia, Heading Terminal, 3.00 a.m., 2.t and 4.30 p.m. Sunday, 0.27 l.m. ThroiiKh tiekcts to all points at lowest -ales rnaybe had on application in ad vance to tho ticket agent ai the stat'on. H. P. BALDWIN, Gen. Puss. Agent, J. II. OI.HAUHEN, Gc-ii. Cupt. MAY 13. 1S'J4. Trn?n leaves Scranon for Philadelphia nd Now York via D. & H. R. R. at 7.45 i.m.. 12.05, 2.3S and 11.38 p.m. via D., & W R. H.. 0 00,8.00.11.21) a.m., and 1.30 p.m. Leave Scranton for Pittston and Wilkes Baire, Ma D L. W. R. R., 0.00, 8.08,11.20 a.m.. 1.30, 3.50 u.if, 8.50 p.m. Leave Scranton for White Haven, Hie zleton. PottHVllle and ail points on tho Beaver Meadow and rottavlllo branches, la E. k W. V 0.40 a.m., via D. & 11. R. IX. at 7.43 a.m.. 12.o5. 2.3S. 4.00 p.m. via D., l. & W R. It., COO, S.OS, 11.20 u.m., 1.30, 1.50 p.m. Leuve Scranton for Bethlehem, Eaton, Reu'tlng, Harrlsburg and all intermediate poiniN via l). 61 H. it. . (.4) a.m., 13.0a, 2.38. 1US p.m., via I).. L. & W. R. It., t.00, s.i.x. 11..J a.m.. 1.30 I). in. Ijenvo ileranton for Tunkhannoek, To wamla, Elmira, Ithaca, Geneva and all Intermediate points via D. & H. R. R. 8.41 a.m., J2.05 and 11.35 p.m., via D., L. & W. II. It., R.08 a.m., 1.30 p.m. Leave bcranton for Rochester. Buffalo, Nlairern. Falls, Detroit, Chicago and all polnlK west via D. & 11. It. H..6.45 a.m. 12.05, 9 '', 11.38 p.m., via I).. & W. R. It. and P ftston Junction. 8.08 a.m., 1.30, S.50 p.m.. 1 ft. fit w. v. K. K.. 3.41 p.m. For K'mlra and the west via Salamanca, via P. & H. R. It., 8.45 a.m., 12.05, C..05 p.m.. via D., L. & W. R. R., 8.08 u.m., 1.30, and 6.07 p.m. Pullman parlor and sleeping or L. V. chair cars on nil trains between L. & B. Junction or Wllkea-Hnrre and New York, Philadelphia, Buffalo and Suspension Brldre. R OLLTN H. WILBUR. Gen. Supt. CHAP. S. LKK.Oen. Pass. Ag't.Phlla.,Pa. '.V.NONNEMACHEU, Asst. Gen. Pass. Ag't, South Bethlehem. Pa. DELAWARE AND HUDSON RAIL ROAD. Commencing Monday, day. July it), all trains willarrlve itnew Lack awanna avcuuo station as follows: Trains will leave Scran- ton station Carbondale and in termediate points at 2.20, o.4o, 7.00, ts.23 and 10.10 a.m.. 12.d0. 2.20. 3.M. 5.15, 0.1H, 7.20, S.10 and 11. 2J p.m. For Farvl.;w, Waymart and Honesdnlo at 7.00, 8.2o and 10.10 a.m., 12.00,. 2.20 and 0.15 '''For Albany, Saratoga, the Adirondack; and Montreal at 0.40 a.m. and 2.2U p.m. For Wilkes-Hurre and Intermediate ,ints at 7.40, 8.40, V.'M and 10.40 a.m., UoO, 1 2ft A 33. 4.00. 5.1U. 0.00. 9.10 and 11.3s P.m. Trains will nrrive at Scranton station from Carbondale and Intermediate points at 7.40, 8.40, 134 and 10.40 a.m., 12.00, 1.17,2,34j 3.40. 4.S4. fi.oS. 7.46. 9.11 and 11.33 p.m. From Honesdale, Waymart ami FaN view at 9.34 a.m., 12.00, 1.17, 3.40, 5..15 anil 7.45 p.m. , . Utrm Xfnntranl C4rotriir'l A liu nt' fit f at 4.04 and 11.33 p.m. . From Wllkes-Barre and Intermediate; points at 8.15, 8.04, 10.05 and 11.55 a.m.. l.l'jj 2.H, B.1V, OAW, ,.SU, .Vt UI1U .1.1D p. III. Del., Luck, and Western. Trains leave Scranton as follows: Ex Dress for New York and all points East. 1.40, 2.00, 5.15, 8.00 and 9.55 a.m.: 12.55 and 3.00 u.m. Express for Eaaton, Trenton, Philadel phia ani me soutn, b.ib, una v:m 12.50 and 3.50 P.m. Washington and way stations, X.55 p.m. Tobvhnnna accommodation, ti.10 p.m. Express for Blnghamton, Oswego, El mira, Corning. Bath, Dansvllle, Mount Morris and Buffalo. 12.10. 2.15 a.m. and 1.24 p.m., making close connections at Buf falo to all points In the West , Northwest and Southwest. Bath accommodation. 9 a.m. Blnghamton and way stations. 12.C7 P.m. Nicholson accommodation, nt 4 p.m. and 6.10 p.m. Blnghamton and Elmira Express, fi.OD p.m. Express for Cortland, Syracuse. Oswego Utica and Rlchileld Springs, 115 a.m. and 1.24 p.m. Ithr.ce, J.ir, and Bath 9 a.m. and 1.24 p.m. For Northumberland. Pittston. Wilkes. Barre. Plymouth. Bloomsbure and Dan. ville, making close connections at North umherland for Wllllamsport, Harrlsburg, uauiniore, vtasningion una me soutn Northumberland and Intermediate sta tions, 6.00, 9.05 a.m. and 1.30 and 0.07 p.m Nantlcoke and Intermediate stations, 8.08 and 11.20 a.m. Plymouth and Inter mediate stations. 2.50 anil 8.62 n.m. Pullman parlor and pleeplng coaches on all express trains For detailed Information, pocket time tables, etc., apply to M. L. Smith, city ticket office, 328 Lackawanna avenue, or nepoi ncaei oince SfHANTON DIVISION. In Effect Sept. ICth, ISDU North H- u ml. Noi:th Bound. itOd.gj;)!! 401 202 404 200 Stations (Trains Pally, 3fll 1 Kxevpt Sunday)! lArnve Iavel A M N Y Franklin Si 7 4crt West 4Aid St 7W 810 Weehawken Arrive I.eave A M oooi f Hancock Juuc. Hancock Btarlizlit Treston Park Co:no Poyutelle lleliuoiit Pleasant Mt. I'uiemlalo poinet I'ily t'arbonrtala Wlillo Hiidge Maylleld Jefinvn Archib.lU Whiten Pecltvllle CHyphmit Diciison Throop Providence Park Plica Beranton Ull a w 0 4U 0 J'. il?i U 31 4I 2 50 SW 300 300 810 O.Vi ro.v 710 P K 7 VI 3311 5 31 7 V, f3 3i: 5 37 f 7 8 .' (3 41 Mi 7 31 3 4A 643 7 4i) T431 r.t 8M 5M 5 5t 550 6M 7 4H 7W 7M 7M 8 Mil 4 01 4 01 807 a to a u a ia 410 4 14 8 00 8oa 8 05 (4 1 4 20 P 0 2U Mitnve ArrlvetA H p a All trains run ri.illsexcent Hun.lav. f. .icniilei that trains stop on signal for pas tenners. becum rates via Ontario Jt Western before nuivhi-i'iK tickets ami nave mosey. Duy aud ft (U tzprcss to t no vt ent. J. C. Anderson, den. Pass. Agt, T. PT'OToft, Dlv. Pass. Agt., bciauton, Pa, Eric and Wyoming Vallcj-. Trains loave Scranton for New York and Intermediate nolnts on the Krle ruil road tit 6.a a.m. and 324 p.m. Also for Ilonesdulo, Ilawley and local points at I.S5. 9,45 a.m., and 1.24 p.m. All the above aro through trains to and from Honesdale. An additional train leaves Scranton for Lake Ariel at 5.10 p. m. and arrives at Bcranton from tho Lake at 7.45 p.m Trains leave for Wllkes-Barre at 6.10 m. and 3.41 p.m. it foi 13 Sll :::: 7.::: r h p n ' aw in .... 810 101 .... 7.W l'.'e) ... 7.M lit'l .... 74 13 40 .... 1& 10 -S .... 7S:l!P!:1 .... Ttt 1 0 c : .... 710 fU.M) ... 7 Will 40 a a IMlllHI 01." 4S fuao liii f43:. .. row 8 41 ill S3 lM ' Oll'll 18 H.'iT Bji riu.i d.ii ; II 11 8M 0vi;llc7 8 41 e ail no-, gti 0 10 11 "3 880 6 Ml 11 00 '83(1 TO 13 fia-,7 8 33 (110 10 'i 83.) p u'a mIa JMUSEMEAJ$ THE FROTHINGHAM. mursuBy t-Ycning, inuv. U. Cumins Kvonteaiit their shadow before. Amor lea's Representative Irlta Comedian, HEliBEllT CAYVTH011N, The Funniest Man on Earth, in lloey's Masterpiece, CORK MAN Supported by LEOLA BELLE AND A CLEVER COAIPANY. New Rones. New Dances. New Music, and a Bevy of Beautiful (lirls. Hale of aeats Tuesday. Regular Prleeit. ACADEMY OF MUSIC. THURSDAY, NOV. 8. H(Fadden's Elopement A Farc:-Cuitiely of a lively aud outer- Uiuing nature by FRANK DU MONT Introducing tho inimitable aud original Comedian, JOHN - KERNELL Plenty of Good Singing and Daticiuit. Novel Fealu:vs. An evening of Good Solid Fuu Exccllent Array of Fare mrs. Sale of teats opens Tuesday. ACADEMY OF MUSIC FRIDAY AND SATURDAY. BETTER THAN BEFORE. THE STOWAWAY Vivid. Realistic, Startling. The Yacht In Hid Ocean. London by Muonlitrht. Ch.iiupiun Villa at Suotoi. BEST .. COMPANY .. TRAVELING Roval and Romantic Roturn of the Renowned heformed Burglars, "SPIKE'' HENXES HE and ' KID'' M.'COY, who will "crack'' a Reul hafe with Surprising Swittness. THE FROTHINGHAM. aud'taturday I NOV. 9 011(1 10 j Mat'iueV Two Gala Nipnts with the American Players. FRIDAY NIGHT. NOV. 9, A Grand Pro- auction, iuur.es reenter s ureal Plav. (From the Fronch.) HE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO Special Scenery. Every Accessory. SATU R DAY MATINEE, a Great Play. La lentatlon, or Led Astray. SATURDAY NIGHT, Monte Cristo. MR. FRANK KARRINGTON andJOSEPH RANSOME. The distinguished American Actors, In tu i.eauiug Hole. Bale of setts Wednesday. Reuular prices. ACADEMY OF MUSIC. 4 - MrtM HAY MOUCMRCB 15 TUE GERMAN' SINGING COMEDIAN. MR. - GUS - WILLIAMS In a Succ.'scful Laugh-Provoking Mclo Faree. by I'. Wallace Walten, eatitled i rz? irr n n , s CT i Fill ft 1 II II 11 If 11 U'p to Date.) Jolly Comedians, Sweet Singers, Merry Soubrettes, Uracefui uancers Lale of seats op 'ns Priday, K ov. . DAVIS' THEATER Thursday, Friday and Saturday, or -BY THE HOLMES-FORRBSTE CO. ADMISSION, 10, 20 OR 30 CENTS Two performances dally at2.30and8.15p.ra. FIRE SALES. Are often money-makers, but realizing sales are money losers to the mer chant who is compelled to push them. Freeman's valuable stock of Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry, etc., is being slaughtered daily at private sale. Tut a price on anything you see, aud if it's within our power to let it go you can have it, as we must raise money. 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