1 TIT1J SCBAHTON 1IUJJUXE-SATURDAY MORNING. APRIL 7. 1891. I SCRANTON TRIBUNE F. El. WOOD, General Manager. rcm.moEK DAILY ami mill in BobAR ton. va.. by inn xiiiauai Pubio OoMMmr. Nkw York OrriCK: TRIDVKI BOItDIKO, Frank B. Ohav. Manaqkii. UutereJ at (Ao PottaffiC at Scronton, P., Second-Clau Mali Matter. THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE. BOBANTON. APRIL V. ISM. QUKKN Lil will bo permitted to Itc tnie; but if uliw essitys to enaut Opholla We can guarantee her no safe najluui. The l elcDbono Problem. A good many persons throughout the country nre beginning to feel tht if the expiration of the 1.111 Telephone, patents is to result n general cheauan -i it K f tho cost of the public telephone tnjvice, soma tvidenoei of this (eel ought to bein to appear. Some time ftto, as Vc then announced, agents of a New York company visited Carbon ialo with the proepeotui of a new tele phone aysteui which promleed to?" duce the rental of 'phones to from $1 00 "p to $3 per month, the former figure relating to 'pbonee used in residences sud tha latter being the maximum rental of 'phones placid In a public of fice or store, Wo havo been unable to learn the result of thij vijit, but two other facte that greet our eye in the news dispatches pos3?n pwtlng inter st. At Washington, this state, tha Cen tral Distriot and Printing Telegraph ci.iiiuauy had lier3tofoM possessed n monopoly of the telephone busiae.e. lf rcfaped to 'offer a lower rental than (60 a year. Beveraldayi agoannm ber of Waablngton capitalist organ ized a company and obtained a com peting francliis. Thereupon tha older company reduced t)n rates on residence 'phones from $30 to frltl The itoond fact beuringon this qoeatton is no'lsed inadispatcli from Kiston asserting; that tha Stroudsburir aud Bnibkill Telephone oompany had decided to establiah a uniform yearly rental of $U In neither case are wo informed an to the quality of the service to be rendered at the reduced prices; but with competition operating M .0on Itant stimulus it is presum tUa that tbeaervlce will not notarially deteri efnte In the loc il field, during the discnt lion of tbs polo tax propoGiiion, it whs repeatedly stated by the official! of the Ceutral Telephone oompany that con tinual ImproTenrenti and changes had 10 eaten into their revenues as to Ieav nothing like a satisfactory margin of profit. At tho aame time tbero has been more or less dissatisfaction with the service, particularly ou stormy daya. Tha fault iu this matter prob ably does not He with the company it eelf, since simil.ir complaint is m'ide wherever wires me strung overheal tr.d connected with tho old type of transmitter, but it has tendency, nevertheless to matte the average telephone BuWribur impatient for the r!ny when docronieil royalties to rich ir.vantors will enable looal exchange to pat in better instruments at a rental if possible below that now charged. No Iiul ut we shall hear a scream o'. yy from Brother Zimmerman, tha courtly and atniahl ; editor of the Ilaad ing Times, now that a eensm bulletin has given Beading larger rating than Seranton in a table showing ths valu ations of various mnnicipilitiss, for purposes of taxation, Th rating of Heading i B1,004 001, while that of !-V)ranton Is only lo, 758,237. With a view to anticipating any premature hilarity on the colonel's part we beg to nsk bim what tha basis of swesernent is In Beading, whether on full value or enly half value? These facts should bo made known before any invidious distinctions nrs drawn. Jack Robinson's Views. Dashing Jar.k BobinSOQ has accept-".! the gauntlet thrown down in the pub lic declaration of David Martin, the Philadelphia leader, in bohalf of Walt er Lyon. This is what he ssys: "i Want tossy, Without any desire to over rstiiuate or exaggerate tho politlsal sit uation or to turn it in ray favor, that I am perfectly well satisfied with tha ootloolt. I cnturvd the contest with the written and verbal aamraiicj of my friend, Colonel Qaay (hat, there would be no interference on Lis part. It is also trn that Colonel Q iny's sot), Hon. Dick t lay, has been ver active for Walter Lyon. This activity upon his part should be undt-rstool. IVrsonaily and socially he and Senator Lyon have been very close for t number of years. Vhilo I do not think it is very good tasto for Dick to be active In behalf of nuy candidate, for the reason that his movements and admUsions nre inter preted as the acts of his father, yet 1 do not think that, so far, he has done ne a very great amount of harm. Among Mr, (Quay's stanch friends who are for ma thera is not one who lias btcn influenced by tho action of Dick. They believe that Senator Quay is absolutely to be relied on when he once gives assurance of fair play and nn open field. " Continuing, Mr. Robinson remarks. "Tho situation is just tide. The Re publican voters of the state of Penn sylvania do not think that Mr. t nay lias any preference as to who should b lieutenant governor, provided he Is not ii political enemy of his, li iih H'nator Lyon and myself have been political friends of Mr. it lav for a long timo. IMore the couvoution time comes I expect support at every place. There is not a corner of the state that 1 urn not at work in or where my friends are not pushing for me. In regard to Mr. Lyon personally, I have the highest i.ppreciation for him, hut I do really think that it Iras beeu doxnnnstratod itlreudr that unless he can get the ac tive Interference and interposition in his behalf of objectionable lntl leuces lie cannot win this tight. There is not ii politician in Pennsylvania, enst or west, who doss not know that I can defeat Mr. Lyon lf the two of us are let go to light it out in the open clear ing. I expect, and so do all my friends, that thia influence will not be used against me. It ought not to be used ngviust we, awl, as 1 say, in Mr. Q'.iay'a case, uoc-intdrfVrence Lias beu posi lively iirouiiid." Asked if be thought there would be any danger of a revolt this year simi lar to tho one In 1690, Mr. Bobtason replied: "Nona whataotTer. Whoever il nominated on tha ticket thin yv.ir Will be elected ; some by larger in ijorl ties than others, some candidate! more cordially than others; but the Cleve land limes will carry throu;h almost any candidate who is put upon the tickot. But this very confidence of success aud security of Bepublloan poitlon should ugg"at to tha leaders uot to try experiments or put person alities above party demands. In other words, we should not bo tin proud or haughty over the Republican condi tions in Pennsylvania It is due en tirely to the menace of tho Wilson bill. That defeated or avoided, tlu Republi can nnjoritv In Pennsylvania la uot more than 30.000 " These views are j rssented, in justice to Mr. Robinson, whom many Scran tonians adraire. They do not call for comment. All thut is wauled is a fair field and no favors. Then may the best mau win, ONgSFFECT of the general deprrs sion In Democratic ambition should he a decision on tho part of Republicans everywhere to put their best candi dates foremost. There is no trouncing like a complete troonolng that is to say, wheu the victims are Democrats. 4 . One Momentous Change. Wheeler H. Beckham, of the New York bar, whom Mr. Cleveland namoJ for associate justice of the United States supreme court, pnblkly chai jres Tammany with extorting large sums of blackmail from various business men iu New York city, lie says be knows positively of one corporation which pays $50 00!) for the privilege of pursuing its business in freedom from official Interruption j and he intimates tliat another corporation, tlu Metro politan Telephone company, pays an nually a similar sum. The new thing about this typa of as sertion, the thiiigthat today possesses general nignil ca ice, is tbat it . made oj. oul v aud wituOOt ressrve. Tun years ago men, if t'.ey knew of sueii facts at all, took OMS to Speak of them iu guarded whispers or to fortify tlwir timidity behind the indirection of a hint. Kvsn five years ago ii was the custom of the great majority of New STork husinetB and professional men ! itltttg thtir Shoulders when co:;froutd by the Tammany issu-', and indicate lilheriu words or gestures that tbs safest policy toward coneoded abUISS wan acquiescence. I'or the change which in so rsmarka fly short time lias been brought about, the change which, in otily a fow mouths hus put tho once defiant bosses iu the position, not of lords, but of fugi tives, jail birds or suppliants, wo aro indebted In groat measure to one man. Almost nnkuown sud almost alone, he undertook she task of municipal purifi cation, coming to it from the quiet at inosphero of a minister's study, where peace, gentility and unbroken tranquil ity had hitherto been the happy inci dents of his MTser, To look uvea now to the first bold challenge Issued by Dr. Parkbnrst against vices and influences compared with which he seemed tlien the merest pigmy, gives toe spectator a new insigat into t lie snblime power of truth and a firmer grasp on the eter nal verities of justics and right. FbOM Tins time on local politics will doubtless receive the undivided atten tion of the Lackawanna oonuty cam naign liar, and popular diaaount should be applied accordingly. 0 As to Out Door Fleliaf. The esteemed Alioona Tribune th inks there "is uot an Intelligent suidsnt rf sociology in the country who doss not beliovo the out door relief system a vicious and expansive metbol of spreading panpsrism, aud one almost certain to result In corruption." It uot this a sweeping statement! An intsll i gent student of sociology who site on the bench of Lackawanna county be lieves to tha contrary ; and hisroceut opinion sustaining the power of the .Scranton Poor board to grant outdoor relief was received with genor.il ap proval by persons who do not place much OOofttlsnOS in the poor houses over the hill. Tbsre is a good deal to be said on both sides of this question. While It would he desirable to have sufficient business prosperity to render out-door relief unnecessary, crises such a tbat through which oar country has jint passed make temporary relief an nbso luta necessity in many esses, it is rjuite possible to draw too delicate a distinction in this matter. Were poor hous8 alwsys conducted as tbsy should be, and were there, alec, a sufficiently exalted public sentiment to admit that deserving paupers end unfortunates are to be respected nud uot sneered at, U would no doubt bo possible to do without ou'-door relief and to mass all victims of poverty iu publiu iastitu tious of refuge. Unhappily, those ideal condit oas do notfxist. We lire compolled to take peoDle as we find them; and wo find B majority of thun eutertalniug an un conquerable repugnance to being carted away in disgrace and hoarded with good, bad and indifferent fallow victims in the contemntd abode of un fortnnates. It should certainly not be the desire of public charity to under mine the self respect of (hove to whom it ministers. Ami while, in pursuauos of a contrary policy, abuses may develop nnd eorrnptlon foi'in, is tbero real like lihood that the poor house system would be less objectionable on those counts? BH0D8 Isi.AND'd redemption was sig nified by a smaller majority than Mr. Crow got, mainly because Rhode Is land had not enough voters to make it bigger. . . IMPOUTIOAL circles the story is our rent that Collector Herring will not give Luzirne county tho deputyship belonging to it and Carbon, lor the reason tbat hs doesn't fanny the ardent manner in which Luzsrne Democrats stuck to Conn I if. Wo cannot prelend to believe that this rumor is true, tjpon the contrary, nothing ia Mr. Herring's disposition encourages the belief that he dislikes a good fighter or would punish nny muu for being loyal to bis friend). At the same time we would be willing to wager a toothpick that Lttfirne will get loft. In the first place that is a Luzerne habit. Aud iu thesicoud placo wo havo it on very good authority that at this writing tho deputyship is olated for Editor Molloy, cf Ltnslord. In riRuswa the oolumnsota Wiikes Barra contemporary we notice that Lu7.rne's cnj'.ital has just been cdlfiejri by tho organization of a Kickers' r! n'. Its membership is mad-np of those who have, it is said, kicked over the traces of every other organization that tbey hnvo evvr been In, and who now propose to roducH this ptooliarity down to the delicate proportions of a fi in art This may be merely a facotiom e. planation: but it is obvioui that som such an arrangement, seriously entered into, would greatly conduce to !h bet terment of mankind. Tho Kicker mi y be a neoetsary Institution, but he would look much better if herded bv himself. WHAT ONE Woniaii Hears I have bad several letters the past week asking nts to give my roal opin ion of girls who work in men's ollices as typewriteru and assistants. I don't sne how my unknown correspondents can espsot me to give my "real opin ion upon this subjsot in any other words than to remark that there's nothing tho matter with the typewriter if site's all right. It is only occasion ally thut yon and a young woman em ployed in an Office where she isiiloue with ber employer the larger ptrt of the time; and my aotual opinion is tbat it would be hotter if these cases were still more exoptioual. Iu the of fice whieh 1 brighten with my presence I see many prisons who are coming and going at ail hours, and who pay no more attention to me than it 1 were tho radiator, the revolving top of the desk or any other appurtenance of tho room. Most of the visitors aro men, too, but if they are interested iu any typewriter it evidently isn't Helen My employer, who I bsllevo is fond of women's society in gensral, but not In particular, toq'iote his wife, pickod me out for my business qaslltiottlons, and not for my looks, as to ray bst knowledge nnd beli-if he has nover looked at me sinco i entered upon my duties some time ago. Perhaps you will recognise his portrait when I Ml you that he has a habit of looking iu any other direction than into the fees of tho person to wiiOlU ho m y be 'peaking, a Hut, to return io the snbjsot, I really and truly tbink tbat it would bk- better for tho typewriter, and everybody els-- concerned, if she would invist upon heiug stationed inn public office wher-i die may be seen by many people, than to withdraw to a less conspicuous one where she and l.er employer mo thrown Into each other's soiiely. One must either dislike or love a in m exceedingly to endure such companionship very long. And, sneaking about men, par'oapi it it a dlsgression to state that (he mi iu b rs of that Breckinridge-Pollard juiy are never going to bring In a vrdit of heavy damages for the plaintiff in thl world. Some of them will be sure to reason that, one Of these days, they may be in theBuura position as that now occupied by the white-haired defend ant. The typewriter plays a prominent part in this case, you notice. I'm glad she seems disposed to tell the truth about the business, but I must any tbat I never yet bav- boon asked to invade love letters. As a rule most men ce m to prefer to give themselves away by their own handwriting, rather than by inuns of a tvnewritar, who is apt io live long enouxh to tell about it in court, Lawyers are dreadfully a'.iarp about writing letters that uro likely to Incriminate thera, but they ought, to learn to run a typo machine themselves if they must carry on lovealt'airs wiiei e a correspondence is necessary. The:e Is a little less individuality about tl.o machine than about tno girl who inar ipulntes it and tho machine hasn't ; a oud a memory as the girl. e e e Talking of lawyers reminds me of preachers and I am moved to remark that U too bad the theatre pop! for got to arrange fur every night n-xt W fktobe tilled with performer:!, fnr they say there are to bo several tin u drod preAohoramort'or Kssin the city and many of thera coma from the country, poor things, where they never get a chance to sen u good show or in tact to have any amusement more wildly exbilarating than the Mewing society, the Bnnday school picnic or Ibeir annual donation should think the managers would hav been more con siderate, No doubt llr. Frotbingham tvonld send the whole delegation com plimentary tickets if ha had tbonttbt of it sooner. Kate Claxton'c "Two Orphans" may ba rather depressing In :'pots, but still they may enjoy it. e e e Mr. Powdsrly, shortstop Brooks and the Sheridan ItlfWs are destined to preoaive t-icranton from going down into oblivion. If the people here at home forget to have these names in scribed on tho tombstones of their memory (Is that the correot eimlleT) they will not be allowed to thus auff:r from similar neglect in other places, lbise ball will survive when tha polo ordinnuce, Uice's Surprise party, aud the effusions of our local poite ere for gotten. Mr. Powdsrly will be re membered after workingmen'a organ iitions cease, while the stntna of Sheridan will be admired when Columbus aud Washington ani th other small boy, who liuvo to go ou foot above their pelestnlj, are of no ac count by the side of those who can ride on a lino curveting ohargtr, Eiinestriaa statues oujxht naturally to be regarded with approbation, 'i'hsre is more to 'em, an I we Soran toniana like to got ne much as possibln for our money, I only hope they will secure a horso that is not too bow-leg ie 1, liko one of the statues of which WB are already the proud poss'ssors There nre just three men in this town uo more who should bo voted estaliH In Nay Aug park or ou the Court House square, You may gumi who they are. e e I can't fi'ti that Mayor (Jounell omitted any unimportant recommenda tion In bis mess 'gn except the suppres sion of the hnrdv gurdy woman and of linemen who climb poles for the pur pose of dropping hammers and monkey K'renobea upon the heuds of unoffend ing passers-by. lie might also have suggested the introduction ofaclante of the cabmen ordinance to applv Ilk--wlas to extortionate aldermen. I wish he had specified what part of the $40, 000 needed for street repairs Should be expended on the crossing npar TBI TRIBUNE building and the old postulate ovr Bnrnoe street, l positively dread coming down this Way every week with uiv copy. Two or three thousand dollars would fjg it up in pood Style and the superllnous mud would fill In the high tohool cave vry satisfse tori ly. Haunt Wayni:. There is but one way in the world to be sure of having the best paint, and that is to use only a well-established brand of strictly pure white load, pure linseed oil, and pure colors. The following brands an; stand ard, "Old Dutch" process, and arc always absolutely Strictly 3 tire White Lead "Atlantic,' "iJeymer-Eaunian," " Jewott," " Davis-ChaMbers,' "FahneEtoc::," " Armstrcaz U, ItsKalvy.'' If yon want colored p:iint, tint any of the above strictly pun leads with National Lead Co.'s Pure White Lead Tinting Colon;. These coters sis o!d in one-pound cans, fach can betngsnSklent n tint as pounds of BtncUy Pars White Lead tho desired shads tbey are :n r.u sense ready-mixed paints, but a cocabkuuioa il peitcclly pure COtOtl In the lunJn.it form to lint Btrlclly Puts Whits Lead, Send Uii a ustul card tad get uur Luuk on jainu ana color-card, tree. NATIONAL LEAD CO., New S oiU. Up to DATE NECKWEAR STOCK BOWS, RSVERSIBLS 4-IN-HAND3, WHITE LAWN STOCK TIES AND BOWS, Something New lor FULL DRESS. FASHIONABLE MILLINERY I BNKINS & MOKKIS, formerly with " L,0llll .1 Joues, dUniiv m tsrm nnd vell-nelectud utock of Fathi enable Spring Styles in Millinery, Esptoinl Httentlnti girsn to Artistic Trituminf,'. 406 SPRUCE STREET NEXT TO DIME DANK. N. A. IIULBERT'S City Music Store, - VMUAUNU AVfc. SCBAJi'IO HTHINW Y SOl DICCliKil BROTHERS KRANU1H & BACtt BTUI.TZ & ItAUbli; SJfB PIANOS i)t a Itfffa wtork cf firt-cl.iii UL'HICAfi MBKOHANDrSH APPJL 6, 1894. TRIBONHOUPON Your choifse of three beaotifal pieturcs, "Telephone Girl," "De ivering Christmas Presents" and ''Maidens Swinging." Send by mail (r iiicssciigcr or bring coupons liko this of three differ ent dates, with 10 cents, stumps or coin, to TRIBUNE OFFICE, Cor. Psua Ave. uud Spruoa tit. GUERNSEY BROS. Will remove about April ist to 22h "Wyoming Ave nue (Y. M. C. A. Building), with a full line of Pianos and Organs At Wholesale and Retail, on easy monthly payments. It will pay to wait for them. ASK YOUR GROCER AND INSIST UPON HIS FURNISHING YOU WITH BBte y MsW y -JT fr Vera) -JL &Hsraf L L kiu DELICIO'Ja, MILD StTOAXt ounED absol'w't:-;i.v r'unB HAMS. LARD. EVERY HAM AND RAIL- OF LARD BRANDED. nfjfgfnam STOWERS PACKING CO., SCR ANTON, PA WET OR DRY MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO US Our bargains are like the celebrated 'powuin trap that would catch the var mints "cokin' or a-gwine." Being always at bright aud fresh as a July morn ing, our Stock is ever rich iu novelties and abundant in staples. To buy with out seeing oar aggregation Is to deplete your purio without consulting your judgment. That, In times like these, Is almost criminal. Boys' and Girl All sizes. A Big Drive in Ladies' Broadcloth Capes, in Tan, Navy Brown and Black AT $1.73. A Still Greater Drive in Ladies' All Wool Broadcloth I hree-Piece Capes, with Double Ruffle Collars; enormous sweep; all colors, AT Si. 98. Ladies jacket Walking Suits, in the Most Stylish Cut, Tailor Made, $4.98. In our Curtain Department we are offering a lot of first class Window Shade, complete with fixtures and ready to hang, 1 7 cents. Tsv iLO tsVOlTSS With the New Vaive3 Out of Sight Our new Bicycles are now to be seen at our 314 Lacka wanna avenue store. I VICTORS, SPALDING, CREDENDA, GENDR0NS, j And a full line of Boys' and I Girl:;' W heels. We are male inr extremely low prices on i Second-hand Wheels. 1 n 111 1 m S14 Lacka. Ava. FINE ENGRAVING Wedding Invitations, Aonoancements, Monograms, Menus and Dinner Cards, Reynolds Bros. Stationers r.nd Et r .verj. S17 LACKAWANNA AK N.B. We are offering a new edition of the Hook of Common Prayer, well bonnd in eloth. Two Copies for 25c. Single Copies, 13c. 8 SEE THESE QMC SOO DOZEN f 7"" 1 'm L Bk 1 uou Price everywhere, 25c. We will give you Two Pairs for the Quarter while they last. You ought to see them. Timothy, Clover Foote & Shear Go 513 LACKAWANNA AVE. I ljpTxr-1 Tht ii! osi complete mggrfr medium-priced The Fashion Lackawanna A'Aenue. Millinery Department We liave never shown as select an assortment in hats, trimmed in the latest style aa;l in endless variety, as we do this season, and we cordially invite all ladies to visit "ur MILLINERY DEPARTMENT." leaks an d Gaoes ii We are just opening a large shioment of Olosks and Capes. A handsome lau Ladies' .Jacket, Umbrella Back, Reefer Front at $7,00 A tight littiug Clay Worsted Jacket, with Moire ReverS nt $2,50 A beautiful Black (May Worsted Cane, with Mohair Braid $7.00 Ami dozens of other styles from JL- -J- Knockabout Hose and Lawn Seeds. $!.93 to $25.00 iiiittSiJiiMJiHimumtiiuiaiiiticiiisti I DO YOU REQUIRE I I ACCURATE ? I S UK 11 A I: IT. & r. 1 " tut il EDWIN G. LL0YD42iv"ck 1 I mt FOR THE LENTEN SEASON All Mini- l ie Ii I lull l.'tioUiMl lilil. Imiiy Siui'ki1 It i 1 1 ln t. Itolll'lttKH I ', Vitriiiuutli lU.iiil.-i x i uit Mkrl. lioeliwur. Clinko ay. AVCTPRQ Miiiirn.. nii.'i t uu U I q I riil g U)U I'.iinl Kofi M.ril CUtn, IbMnipii W. H. PIE-: RGB, FGKN av:: IslDWARi,