( Ax, a t HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL. DESPEltANDUM. Two Dollars per Annum. VOL. XII. HIDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, MAKCH 23. 1882 NO. 5. 5 jlf fe' ': 11:;; Look Up, Not Down, Ilfe to omo is full of sorrow Half is real, half tliey lir.rrow; Full of rocks and full of lodges, Corner sharp antl cut tin); odges. Though the joy bells tusy bo ringing, Not a song you' 1 hear tl.'cra singing: Seeing never makes tliom wise, Looking out from downcast eyes. All in vain tlie sun Is sinning, Waters sparkling, blossoms twining; They but aeo through these same sorrows, Sad to-day and worse to-morrows, Beo t'ne clouds that ur 1st pans over; Hco tho weeds aniMii? the clovor Everything and anything But tlie goll the sunbeams bring. Draining from the bitter fountain, IjoI yon mole-hill teems a mountain; Drops of dew ami drops of rain Bwell into tho mighty main. All in vain the blessings shownr, And the men-ion foil wuhpower; Claiheiimf fluff, ye Irani the wheat, llii-h and loyal, 'iwlh your fcot. Let it. not bo so, my neighbor; Look up, as you love and labor. Nut for one alouo woe's vials, ' Every one has cares and trials. Joy and pain aro link-d together, Like the fair and cloudy weather; Slay we h ive -Oh lot us pi ay Faith and patience for to-day. Advance. Elsie's Three Offers. Tbe last tonch was given to the dainty toilet, and escaping from tbe hands of mamma and maul little Elsie Baird went slowly down the polished stairs, buttoning the last plove as she went. " Just a little while more and it will begin," she thought. "What fun it is to be grown up I 1 am glad now that mamma wouldn't let me go to the Rogers ball in the spriug. It's a great deal nicer to have my own the very first, and not Oh 1" with a sudden scream of de light, as the turn of the binding brought into view thehnll below, lamp-hung and flowe'-festooned, with orange-trees and white-budded Liurestines veiling the corners; and screening the musicians' stand a tall bank of fair and rose-red camellias, to which Cousin Robert and the gardener were at, this moment putting tbe last touches. All these wonders had been evoked air ce EMewent upstairs for her preparatory nap. No wonder she cried, "Ou I ' " It is fairy-land 1 It is too beautiful to be true I" she called down over the balustrade. " Just so," responded her cousin from below " quite too beautiful to be trjie," looking admiringly at the slender vision in fleecy white as it came sweep ing down, and noting each point, the dimpled shoulders, the tender bloom, the fluffs of golden hair which played aronnd that sweetest face, in which child and woman seemed to blend so won derfully. Well, Ksie, I call that well got up. What I three bouquets I How are yon going to manage with them all, may I ask V ' " Do I look nice ?'' said Elsie, twist ing her head round to Burvey her train that long delightful incumbrance which to her imagination seemed the visible badge and diploma of young ladyhood. "I am glad yon like my dress, Cousin Robert. And isn't it fun? about the bouquets, I mean. Tbey all came while I was asleep. This big one is from Harry Blount Did you ever see such a monBter? He must have cut every flower in his mother's greenhouse. And such a note as came with it! 'Dear Elsie, wear it for my sate, wow, uousin K bert, imagine my weaving sucu a thing 1" "It is rather like a prize cabbage," remarked Robert, surveying tne huge bouquet witli a critical eye. "Well, who sent the others?" " This one I am really proud of," said Elsie, dimpling with satisfaction. " Major S:rauge sent it, and it's exactly like the bouquets which all the other girls have, and makes me feel really and truly grown np; only it is a pity that none of the flowers have any stems. And I hate those wires; they look so cruel." " And tbe third, which you are hold ing so tight?" " Now that one really is remarkable," said Elsi, blushing not a little. "Mamma would hardly believe it. See how exquisite it is I all white rosebuds. with just this little border of heliotrope to give a color. So appropriate don't you think sor "Highly appropriate to a child's funeral, remarked her cousin, grimly, "You needn't show the card; I know the fellow " " I don't believe you've guessed right at all, pronounce. I ljlsie, waving the card triumrjhantly above her head " The Rev. Cvnl Forsythe.' There I Did you ever ? I know, of course, that it's all . meant as politness to me and mamma, but it s great fun all tbe same. Bouquets, and engaged already for the geraan I What will come nest i Cousin Robert, what if I should have an offer I" " Do Yf'U particularly want one to ( night, M'idgot ?" "Oh, no, not to night; but some day I think it would bo nice to have one. Now what shall I do with my flowers? I can t carry tnem all." " It's rather like coals to Newcastle to give you another when you can't dis tjosj of those you have already," said Robert. " Still, here's a posy which I had brought you myself." "Charming I" cried Elsie, throwing her fragrant load on a table and seizin; the dewy mass of scarlet bloom which he held out. " You always hit on jubt the nicest thing. Those are the only ones thut look at all well with my dress. Bee 1" h o'ding the flowers against her snowy bodice with great t fleet '-Mayn't I carry these, Robin dear?" eoaxingly; " M u.m so much the best." "Robin dear" demurred, though lie kissed ihe little- gloved hand as a token-of gratitude for the preference. It was finally settled that all the bou quets should lie together on a little table, and that Elsie should give each an airing in turn during the evening. With an inaudible sigh Robert Baird watched his darling as guests arrived, and the musio began to sound from behind the camellia screen. Tbe soft round cheeks he loved grew rosier; the sweet, delighted eyes glowed with excitement; Elsie, his pet and treasure, was fairly launohed on the fair but treacherous sea of society, and a sense of loss and, deprivation seized, his spirits, The old homestead, of which he was joint owner, had never looked upon a prettier scene. Outside, the moonlit piazzas were sweet with honeysuckle, the gardens beyond twinkled with Chinese lanterns, across the soft dusks and shadowy vistas forms in white flit ted, gay laughs broke the dewy silences. Dear little Elsie had done the honors prettily by mamma's side; but now the tide of incoming guests slackens. Some one offers his arm. She is going off to dance at last, thinks Robert. But no; the young rector is surely cot a dancing man. On his arm, his ilowers in her hand, Elsie vanishes. And Robert, with a face which is a little pad and not a little savage, turns away, and spurs himself up to his. hospitable duties. " It is very good of you," said Mr. Forsythe, softly, as they gained tho piazza, " to give the first dance-time to me. It is better than anything else could be to be here in this starry silence, under heaven's arch, and with yon I" Elsie was much awed and impressed. Was this the way in which clergymen talked to young ladies ? How nice it was 1 She had been a little afraid that be would ask her about her soul, anil Elsie did not know much about souls as yet. Still, she was a practical little damsel, and having gazed upat " heaven's arch," and seen only tho piazzi roof, she ven tured to soy; " Didu't you ever care ubont dancing, Mr. Forsythe ?" He looked down serenely at her from his height of six feet two, but did not seem offended with the question only- saintly which Elsie noted with relief. "JNot very much," he answered, gently. "And my time is so full of other and graver duties that it is small matter of regret to me that the church has set the seal of her disapproval on such pleasures in the case of her or dained servants, whose life work is. or should be, solemn and engrossing." is tnere really a law against danc ing, then ?" asked Elsie, timidly. " cioi lor sueli as you. To a fatr young life like yours such amuse rnents, when pmaken of in modera tion, aro natural and Larmiers. And for myself theie are niuny cc nipenta tions the privilege of ministering to the aged and sorrowful, of shaving their joys and consoling their griels, and, sweetest of all, the close relation which I bear to my flock." Elsie murmured an assent. She felt a little as though she were in church. Still, it was undeniably gratifying. "Yes," continued the low, fervent voice, " it is a world of contrasts. This evening I am here sharing in this scene of gsyety amid all that makes life eu jojuble. This ufternoon I spent by the tiedside of a dying woman, glad to ff.ld ber tired hands and rest af or tho burden of life, even though she left bet children to struggle on alone. I hope I was able to support and strength " " Ob," interrupted Elsie, "that must have been poor Mrs. McOranl Is sho really dying? Howsony I anil Mamma is going to take one of the children to keep as our housemaid, and she hopes to get little Jenny into the Florae. Oh, I am sorry Mrs. McCraw is dying on the very day of my party 1" "Yes, dtar Miss Baird, it is a world of contrasts, as I said. Death and life, sickness and health, poverty there, luxury here, and heaven over all." " I am so sorry," cried Elsie, bewil dered. " I can t help it. I au young and happy, or I was before you tallied so," she added, with a little pout. " But I don't forget that there aro sick and poor people, and mamtra never does. She is as good as sho can be to them; really she is, Mr. For sythe." "Indeed, dear child," in a tender tone, " I know it well. Your mother is one of my precious helpers and frieui' s; and I would stake my life that you, in your maiden bloom and happiness which heaven forbid I should in any way seed to shadow will also give yourself to every good and holy work. I have watch- d you grow up under my eye a polished stone of the temple, and no fairer vision has ever been pi-anted to cheer my lonely life. And Elsie," he added, still more softly, " there is no hope so dear to me as this for jiva me that I speak of it; I cannot refrain; the wish is too near my heart that in the future, which seems at this mo ment so near and so fair, you may for ever lean as now on my arm. Suffer me to lead and support you. Gome and brighten my home with your lovely presence, and be to me the best gilt that. God ever bestowed on man." Elsie drew her band away and stared at the young divine with frightened eyes. " An offer I" she cried, breathlessly. " Are you making mo an offer ?" " What else, dear child ?" ho respond ed, with some heat. "And in return will you tell me" " Oh, please don't please,'' she cried, in horror. I don't know any thing about such things. I'm so little so young, I mean. Mamma wouldn't like it. I know she never allows me to talk about offers." " Angelic diffidence," replied her tor mentor. " You are right. It is to your mother that I should have ap pealed, ion permit, then, dearest, mat i enoum make ber tbe judge be tween us, and come at another time for my answer? You can whisoer it in mother's ear, in the shelter of mother's arms, can you not, little startled bird? Buall it be so, then V" " Oh, yes, yes 1" cried Elsie, frantio to escape. " Mamma will tell you all about it. Don t say any more to me." Off she dashed out of the starlit, rose-scented evening, into the protec tion of tbe glare, the crowd, little reck ing of tbo long, black, tightly buttoned figure with clasped hands an.d eyes raised to " heaven's arch " which she lift behind. She was prettier than ever, with her Hushed cbeeks and shy, dazzled eyes, and was seized on at once by a series of expectant partners. Dance succeeded dance. ' Young Harry Blount, sulking in a corner, and watobing his rivals witn a pair of clow ing, jealous eyes, suddenly gave a great start. He saw Elsie lay down tbe white bouquet wnicn nan aaectet mm as soarlet affects a bull, take op his flowers yes, his I and carrying them in her b.an.4 approaoU Ws lurking-plaoe. fche made a saucy little courtesy, and said: " Mr. Blount, I believe this is our dance." " Elsio, what a fool I am I" criel the boy, ready to kiss her white-slippered feet in his revulsion of feeling. " Have I really beeu hanging about here like a tramp, and forgotten that?" " You really have, Harry," replied the little belle of the evening. " You have neglected mo shamefully, and I feel dreadfully about it. Now to atone, don't let ns dance at all, but just sib down and rest." Then noticing a look of blank disappointment, she added quickly, "Or rather let us have a t-horfc walk, and then go and hide somewhere and have some coffee if mamma isn't looking, that is." " So we will," paid delighted Harry. " I know of a capital seat on the south piazza." " Auywhore else!" cried Elsie. " I hate that piazza. I never want to see it again." " That's a good one, when you've been there half the evening with that parsonl Did ho bore you so dreadfully, poor little Elsie? I always knew he was a prig." "Mamma like3 him," responded Elsie demurely. " And so do I in the pulpit." Tbo two children for they were lit tlo more enjoyed their walk, and then sought a refuge behind tbe curtains of tho di ep buy window iu tho hall. Elsio sank back on tho cushioned seat with a sigh of fatigue, too weary for more than half attention to Harry's talk. Ho was paying her outrageous compliments, she vaguely thought, but she was used to Harry's nonuense, and sheidly picked his bouquet to pieces while meditating on her late extraordinary interview with Cyril Forsythe. Suddenly she came to h-rself; Harry had taken her hand. When? She didn't remember. Had she been half asleep? Ho was say ing, in a strangely agitated voice: "I know they will ali say we are tio young, but I think that's tho best of it. It is lovely to begin young, to spend oar whole lives together; atd I am al most ready for collego, and after that I hhall (itep right into tho business, and very soon there vi'l bo plenty for m both to live on." Elsie star-d. " V'by, limy, I don't understand yon. V, imt nre you contid ing to mo? It sounus like a love atTair. Who is the devoted damsel who is to v.-ait till you get through collego, and Lfive something to livo upon V" " Elsie," cried the mortified Harry, " yon are perfectly unfeeling." " I'm notunfeeiins a bit. Bat really and truly, who is it? You haven't told rue brr name." "I thought you understood me," t-aid tho boy, humbly nud bitterly. " You looked so pleasant, and never paid a word to stop me. Of course you know that I never cared a button for any girl in the world exiopt you. I've beeu waitiiip. over so long tor the right time to spei-.k, and to-nighfc you looked ko stunning homehow, and so kind Now, Elsie" pathetically " don't tease me any longer, but tell me that vou will." " Will what?" " Wait for mo, care about me, marry mo some day," blurted out the luciless lover, appalled at her changod look. " Hurry Blount," said Elsie, awfully. rising in majesty to the full height of her five feet two, " I never was treated so iu my life, i'ou have all conspired to make me perfectly miserable at my nrst ball. Her bosom beijan to heave. "If you say another word of the kind I'li never speak to-yon aj?ain;" and with blazing eyes 6ho swept away, leaving her boy-lover crushed in a heap behind the curtains, and wondering whether noose or poison were the speediest way cf getting rid of his wretched ex istence. After this the evening was a weari- ness, but supper came at last, and fol lowing supper tbe german. Here things took on a brighter aspect. It was impossible not to enjoy dancing witu sncii a partner as Major strange, hero of all tho girls of tho neighbor hood, and when, at its close, Elsie, a bewitching paper cap on her pretty head, little flags and ribbons fluttering from various parts of her dress, and her arms laden with ilowers, stood exchang ing gay good-nights with the departing guests, .sue was ready to allow that life was not all a burden or balls a failure, and that being a grown-up young lady, though it might have its drawbacks, bud also its advantages and indisnuta- ble joys. la the midst of her contentment, however she became aware of a i rm hovering outside the door, a face of muto, reproachful wretchedness, and her heart smote her. Sliuiinsr from mamma's side, she made her way to poor Harry, uud put out her hand. " Do forgivo mo, Harry," she whis pered. "I was perfectly horrid, and arx ashamed of mrself; bat you don't know how much I had to vex me this evening. Shake hands, and let ns be friends again, just as we used." Under the gentle pleading eyes Harry's rancjr and misery melted in a moment, and " hope sprang eternal " in his breast, for "just as we used" meant a great deal more to him than to Elsie. He nearly crushed the small peace-making hand in his vigorous grasp, and Elsie went back smiling nnd ndtevisd, only to moet another hand, a terribly expressive pressure, a pair of eves bent upon her from an immense height, and to hear the fervent murmur, To morrow, early to morrow, I shall see yon. Till then good by, and Gud bless you, Elsie, my bent treasure I" Elsie grew white as a ghost. Really ? Wjs to-morrow really to bring this dreadful fate upon ber? Ilud she prumi-ed without knowing it ? Could nothing save her? "Elsie I Eisiel" cried somebody, and Elaie flew like the wind out of the room. She had no courage left to face eyes and questions. "Where on earth can the child be?" queried Mrs. Baird, perplexed and ann yed, as the lust guest departed. " Robert, please see if you can find her, while I attend to having the house shnt for the night" Robert's eyes were keen. He had watched the fluttering exit, and went straight to tha piazza. Nothing was visible at the first glance, but a little sob smote upon his ear, and making one stride to the darkest eorner he lifted npa poor little white heap, and saw Elsie's faoe wild and wet with tears. "Elsie, darling child, what is the matter?" "Ob, Robin, Robin dear! do take care of me," cried Elsie, hiding her face in his breast. "Don't let that hateful man come to-mcrrow and tell mamma that I like him, I never did; I hate him," "Whatman? Don't cry so, my pet. Nobody shall teaso you so long as I am ali vo. What man was it ? " Oh, you know the man who sent me that ridiculous bouquet." "Harry Blount?'' "No, no," cried Elsio, with a lialf bysterical giggle. " Ha did it too. Bat I soon made an end of liim. It was the other horrid creature Mr. Forsythe, you know. He declares he'll, go to mamma to-morrow, aid she'll" be so displeased with me. He'll tell her I said I would marry him, and it's a story. I never did, and I hate him and his churoh and everything about it. Oh, what shall I do?" "I'll settle that young man," replied her cousin, cheerfully. " And I'll talk to mamma. So don't fret any more, little heart. So you had your wish to niirht, Elsio four bouquets and an offer." " Two," corrected Elsie, with a sob; "that ridiculous Harry." Cuusin Robert laughed aloud. " Ob, don't I" piteously. " It was all so horrid I Bat I am quite com fortable again, now that I have you to take tare of me, Robin dear. Thorn's nobody like yon. If I had only bad hold of this good old coat sleeve all tho even ing none of tbeso unpleasant things would have happened. Oil, Rabin, do devise somo way so that I need never go out of your sight again. I hate being a young lady. Offer, indeed 1 As if any man in the world were worth your oi mamma's little finger I C m't you ar range it so that I need never huvo an other offer, Robin?" Robert stooped suddenly and kissed tbo little upturned faco. " There is this war, darling," he said; "I'll make yon an offer myself, and if you sr.y ' Yes,' no one else ever shall." " Aro you in earnest ? Do you really menu that? Isn't it, just because you feel sorry for me? For really and truly thotii?h I never thought of it before this is just the one thing in the world I thould like." -"Do you really mean that, mv dar liutr? ' cried Robert, unable to bsliovo iu his good for:uue. "Of course I do. There never could bo any one in the world f rr me to cara lor ns L do for you. It is just perfect. Wamina and you und I, ou and ou, a-4 it has always boon, only a thousand times better." Five minutes later and Mrs. Baird appeared on tbo scone. "Wiuit is the matter?'' sheexclaimed, in a peremptory, agitated voice. "Elsie, how you look ! Aro you ill ?'' " Sit down, Marian," said Robert, holding out a warm, brotlurly hand, but by no means unloosing the little clamping arms of his newly w n treasure. " I will tell yon all about it. This poor littlo thing has had a horrid time. She never wants to go to another ball, nor to ihurch either. Sho has had four bouquets and three offers; nho has ac cepted them all, and now sho doesn't know what to do. So the long and short of it is you will have to give hot to me." Tableau! 'iBut she is so young?" queried tho anxious mamma, as, the first shock over, the pro3 and cons began to troop bofore her mind s eye, muc'.i to the ad vantage of tho pros " so very youujj. and she has had no experience." " Oh, yes I have terrible experi ences this very evening," protested Elsie; "and I never expect to feel young again." And with her mother's laugh the compact may be said to have been sealed. On a Mexic in Farm. We are in the midst of a level vallev, with gently sloping mountains on all the boundaries. Tuo leading crops are maize, barley and maguey. The tlachi quero goes around every day, with his donkey carrying wiuo skins, collecting the sweet sap from the maguey to make the pulque. He pours it into vats of skin iu his dt-partment to ferment, treats it in his own way for a fortnight or more, aud then it is ready for saio. We see sometimes forty plowmen come in and unyoke their teams of an even ing. The agricultural implements of tho larger sort in use aro American, but plows, sp- dos, picks and the like are manufactured at Apulco, near by, more cheaply. There are interesting homemade wooden forks and shovels yet remaining. Among Ihe rest the veritable liyptian piotv, ot wood with but an iron point, is much more in usu than the modern sort. And for its pur pose of turning shallow furrows and plowing between the rows of maizo it appears, to tell the truti', not ill adapted. Tne ground is treated by irrigation, no less than eleven largo dams, ono ot them creating a lake two miles long, being formed for this purpose. The portions of land used for cultivation are taken irregularly in various parts of the estate, aooording to their proximity to tkese. Each has its name, as Lac Animas, San Antonio the Larger, San Antonio tbe Loss. But it is a grazing country, and the chief industries are the raising of ani mals and the making of butter and cheese. The greater patt cf the cattle are hornless, which is effected by asiin plo process of searing the tender horn when sprouting, after which it does not increase. Tbe idea is worth attention by American farmers and those who have to do with the transportation of cattle. The calf here remains with its mother under all circumstances. It is a quaint sight at milking-time to see it lassoed fast to its mother, whose hind legs are also lassoed, waiting, by no means patiently, tbe conclusion of th ceremony. Each of tbe departments is under tbe command of its own chief, and an accurate supervision and record is made of the wholfytlarpet'tiMagatint SCKDAY REAIllSG. A Uappr Custom. It is related by travelers, as an in stance of how little the customs of E litem nations have changed daring many hundreds of years, that in the fields of Palestine the very same words may bo beard now as in the days of Boz and Ruth. When tbe master enters the harvest field, he salutes his reapers just as Boaz did: " God be with you." And tho peasants respond always in the Fame wordi: " God bless thee." It is a happy custom, that may well see no change. Wo should all do well to use this ancient salutation: " The Lord be with thee." Religious Iutolllaence. The British Wesleyan Missionary society appropiiatos annually $2,500 for tho support of evangelistio work France. Seven hundred conversions are the result of seven weeks' revival work in Cincinnati under the leadership of the Rev. Thomas Harrison. Messrs. Moody and Sankey have been in Glasgow, Scotland, where they have held large meetings and have met with great success in their work. In August next the Moravian Brethren will celebrate the third jubilee of their mission among tho heathen, 1732 being the year in which Leupold and Dober sot sail for St. Thomas and the West Indies. There are eeven Baptist associations, with ono hundred churches, in Canada. Only 181 baptisms are reported, being less than two for each church. This is tho smallest number of baptisms re ported since 1853. Dr. Hartzell, of Louisiana, made tho statemeut in the Chicago Methodic ministers' meeting, that near Houston, Ti'xas, there are half a million colored people without a tvinglo school of any kind under the guidance of any church. The Fresbpterian synods now con form to State lines. "That' of Penn sylvania heads the list with 131,(151 eommun:cati"n; that of N iw York h-is J3H374; Ohio has 6S 3i0; New Jersev, do 057; Illinois, 42,280; Indiana, 27, 078; Iowa, 20,812. In the first decade of ihe Methodist Episcopal church thero was one minis tor to evory 190 members; in the fifth decade the proportion was ono to 281 Tbe present propoi tion i3 one minister to 117 members, against 112 in tho ninth and tenth decades. The National Bible society, of Scot land, have placed in the hands of Dr. Somerville, at present ou an evangelis tic tour in Germany, Co.OOO copies of portions of the New Testament for Hi-atuitous distribution. Dr. Sorner ville declares that tho supply is con siderably smaller than the demand. From the " Baptist Hand Book for 18S2'' we pather.that there aro now in tlm United Kingdom 2 C8G churches, 3 393 chapels, 1,101. SGI sittings, 293, 0J5 nienbers, 4(1,321 Sunday-school teachers, 433,801 Sunday-school schol ars, 1,833 pastors in charge aud 3,217 evangelists. There has been a decrease in pastors and evangelists of lato jc-.tts iu tbe denomimtion. According: to tiio grand totals, there aro now throughout tho world 28,505 churches, 17,083 pas tors or missionaries, and 2,473,t;88 members. Upward of SI.OOO.HOO bus been spent in Great Britain during the yesr upon new or improved places of worship. WISE WORDS. isalief is not in our power, but truth fulness is. Some men's attack is safer than their protection. True wisdom, in general, consists in energetio determination. Tbe grumblers never work, and the workers never grumblo. Devote ejeh day tothe object then n time, and the evening will tied some thing done. MoBt of our misery comes from our fearing and disliking things that never harpencd nt ell. If anything is possible for man and peculiar to him, think that this can be attained by thee. What is really momentous und all im portant with us is the present, by which tho future is shaped and colored. Thero are persons who do not know how to waste their time alone and hence become tho scourge of busy people. He who troubles himself more than he needs grieves also more than is necesBary, for the same weakness which makes him anticipate his misery makes him enlarge it too. H'J that does good to another does pojd also to himnelf, not only in tbe consequence but in the very act ; fur the cout-ciousuess of well-doing is in ithelf ample reward. Life is a book of which we have but one edition. Let each day's actions, as they add their passes to the indestructi ble volume, be buch as we shall be will ing to have an assembled world read. The (ilossotrraph. The London journal, Iron, gives an account of another addition to tho many soientitio wonders of recent years. Hurr A. Gentilli, of Vienna, has in vented an instrument named by him the glossograph consisting of an in genious combination of delicate levers and blades which, placed upon the tongue and lips and under the nostrils of the speaker, are vibrated by the movements of the former and the breath flowing from the latter. Tne vibration is transmitted to pencils, which transcribe the several signs pro duced by the action of tongue and lips and tho breath from tbe nostrils upon a btrip of paper moved by a mechanical arrangement. Similar to shortbun 1, a special system of writing, which may fitly be termed glossography, is pro duced, based upon the principle of syllable construction and combination of consonants. ifL mrumii j There are tome aoula who, plodding on their ! V- T- I .. way, .-. Strive wearily to see the path they tread, An t fear each stop they tike from day to day, Biuco they mutt blindly walk where they are led. Among this wonry throng I moved one day t The ryad enomod long and drear ; I could not see ; My foolish hfart was sad bocauao tho way Was veiled in Gjd'a own blessed luystory. Tlinro came unto my tioart a message lo I A "still email voice" withiu the voicola night "Ptaool Follow Ho," not knowing whore I Co ; - an blameless Mastor surely leads aright. Now fearless on I go, still toward th goal, Not knowing whut awaits mo, yet content, Since I knotf, past all djubting, thit my soul Is going on tiro way the Master went. HUMOR OF T11K DAY. Ono touch of malaria makes us all nthin'. ; The paper-hanger's business is very stuck up. Eternal virilance is oft9n the price of an umbrella. Crows never complain without caws. That's where tbey nre sensible. Inquirer Where is tbe best place to leurn to- sing? The desert. Boston Post. Lent ought to pass very rapidly there are so many fa3t days in it, you know. When a con pty make up their minds to pet married, it vx'xy ba called a tie vote. SomcrviH'; Jonrliili "I occasionally drop into noetry," as tbe man said when he feH into tho editorial waste basket. : ... . The Cincinnati 8.Uwd'ty Xight ha3 discovered that priZi--fightcr3 aro ad dicted to hoiding "Pound Socials." " There' mtisiij iu tho heir," s irrow fully exclaimed tho young lnnband, nj he reached for tlu paregoric bottlo. Sho told him that bin coull read his mind like at open b wlt.aud thou softly i l.iiul, " blank book." Chicago Tri bune, The most popular book aprent lives in Philadelphia. When snubbed, he gets mad and immediately goes olf", saying, " I'il nt ver i-peak to you again." Philadelphia Nctrs, "Can't you trust me, darling ?' mur mured Spilkins to tho daughter of Moneylender. "Not wi'hout roil es tato security," replied I-abella, absent mindedly. ICeo'yuk Gale CUy. Tbo English lanyu ige is supposed to cinsist of uboiit Gil,(,0 ) distinct words. O; these, otdinary peopleuse only from 000 to 3 000, croal orators porhap3 as many as 10,000, and lightnin ,T-roti agents and directory canvassers 59,903, Mid ilielown Tram-cri't. A Roat within a courtyard ch '.need Ju-t as from win-low IV-ll A le-il tome, his gualshin glanced, n, 1 gin-hied i' pull-ruell. "Tha. Ik ast it liku to Tennyson," Qiio'h a.j uf pithy pam. " " Why V"' un:d i.uothei-. " 'Cause," said he, "It ia tho ,aw 'o atu." i.'ome Sentinel. Caphiin Percival, a Capa C d mariner of the old si hool, was once awakouod in bis bunk by a shipmate with the announcement that the vessel was going to otetnit.y. " Well," replied tbe captuin, "I've got ten tr lends over there to ono in this world; let her go." . nd ho turned over nnd wont to sleep again. Fori lines i" tha Barings, Tbo Barings bnvo baou among tho most famous of English bankers. They arc of German Btook. There is a kind of ecclesiastical flavor about them. Their English founder was a Bremen pastor, who set'li d in this country. His i?rand-on married the niece of an Eng lish archbishop. One of hts descend ant became bishop of Durham. The money was origiuully mado in the riob. profitable clothing business in the weM of England. Ashburtou gava a title in the peerage to tbe chief of tho house of Baring. It has been a rnlo in tbo houso that wheu any one of them has gJt a tith hi goes out of the bu-iuess. Sir Francis Baring, the first great banker, who, dying in 1810, left a fortuno of 2,000,000, had three tons Tuomus, Alexander and Henry. Thomas Micjt ediug to the baron; cy, gave up the business. Henry Lad a i itber romantio reputation as a lucky (rambler, who was fr, quenily able to breu:-: tho bunk of a gaming table. He was the amnztfment of beholders v.-hon he would hit down at a gaming table at the Palais ltoyal bofore such tables wero happily abolished with piles of gold and note before him. The reputation of a successful gambler was hardly suited to tbe intense respectability of tha fi;m,and Mr. Henry was ijdncfcd to rutiie from the busiuess. Alexander liariie;, often known as ' Alexander the Great," sustained and extended the fortuno of the house. He went to America, and there, the richest banker in England, marritd the daugh ter of the richest citizen of the United States. Oue of hi-i magnificent transac tions possess a historical importance. After the conclin-ion of the great European war he paid down a sum of 1,000,000. by whie-h France was freed from tho occupation ot Russian, Austrian and German armies. ' There are six gient powers in Enropo," sjid the Duo do lticheiieu " England, Frauo, Kussia, Austria, Prussia and li ning Brothers '' In 1835 ho was made Lord Ashburton. Two of his sons held tbe tiiK, and each suc cessively retired from tho busiuess. The head of the firm, Thomas Baring, be came chancellor of the exchequer iu Lord Melbourne's ministry, and an other member, Lord Nortbbrook, has been g'uruor general of ludia. Lin dun Suciety. The newly erropleted observatory on Mount Etnit u 0,000 feet above the sea level, aud tha clearness, of the atmon phere at that lloigbt teals ast'ono merg to expect uoine important obser-v.ttong, ! FOKTI-SiiYENTH IURLSS. 'A report was made in rpgtrd to tho extent of the sutleiing in tho Mi-wissippi vallev, and hill approprhthig 1100 UU0 wai pum-cd to aid those in distress. ...Mr. Call addressed the Senate upon Chili-fern tnatteis, as present ed by his pendiug resolution in lavor of a settlement ot tho controversy by tho United States, and rccernmundiiig a conqress of governments of North, South nnd Ccn'iv.l America in Washington to sionre some j tf-t mothod of pettlerneut of all questions b twui-ii them, claiming that our commercial iiitoies'.H were to bu substantially benefited by inlervcn tion to prevent the disinlegi ation and praciio ii extinction of Pern. A bill appropriating 120,000 for a monu mental column to commemorate tho tattle oi Monmouth was parsed. ...Mr. Garland epoke on tho niceesity of a lmee system along the Mississippi river. Mr. Jona, pp- aking in. re gard to the extent of the present 'nundation, S.lii that a rongh calculation lie bad tnnde showed that the lands in Missis-ippl, Arkansas and Louisiana now t.nder water or in daily danger ol being eubmerpod produced in 1880 a total of 750,U(i3 bales of cotton, the valuo of which, at the ordinary market rate of $15 a bale, was J33,752,835. As to tho sugar crop tho water would cause its total destruction throughout tho inundated region. Ho favored tho appro priation of $15,000,000 to rebuild the levees. Tho bill was sent to the committoo ou the Mis xiippi river and its tributaries. Several petitions relating to the Mormon question, the floods in tho Mis itsippi valley and civil ncrvico reform were pieat-mel and referred.... Mr. Garland, from the committoo on the judiciary, reported a hill amemiing the statutes relating to a quorum of tho HUpivme eonrt of the United Suites; calendar. It pro vides that a majority of the court shall consti tute a quorum, instead of s i Justices, as at present, and prohibits any justice f om sittiug on a case on appeal on which ho has acted in a circuit court, Tho House amendments to tho Senate Joint resolution making a further appropriation to . relieve the sufferers by the Mississippi overflow were taken up, and tho first, increasing the appropriation by $50,000, was concurred in. The other, which directs tho uso qf a portion of tho appropriation for the hire of laborers to etretig.hen threat ened levees, was non-concurred in Mr. Logan addressed the Senate upon the meas ure introduced by him to appropriate ana expend the entire income derived Torn the internal revenno taxo.4 on the minuiicturo and i-ale of distilled spirits tor the education of all children living in tho Unitol States. Ho taid the proposition wa3 to distribute! pro rata to the several States anil To -riinries according to population as shown by tho cen sus returns, an imotint aggregating under tho present rate of taxation "about $ji',000 000 a year. Tito proposed distribution on the basis of population, he SHi I. would givo tlie Southern 'Uatus ncHrly 10,060, 000 iv year for their M-hools. The bin, was referred.... On mo ion of Mr. EdmnujUs the .'sjetiato, by a vote of 40 yeas lo 13 naysasi-ed aii amendineiit to tho postoffu-o appr..uiiaMoir hill restoring tho iraiikm-j privilege-to seisattirs ana iieprcjccta- I itfse. A select committee on women suffrage, con sisting of Messrs Camp. White, Sherwin, r-toue, Hepburn, Springer, Vance, Mnldruw mid ShauK 'lford, was appointed.. ..The speaker pre fcnted a nvmoiial of the kgidative as s iiubiy of 1'taU complaining of tho ba-ia-! '! and monstrous exaggerations un iler which the peop'o of Utuh are placed iu jeopardy ana throateuod with the - (privation of tho right of loeal self-government; saying that tho aim of the persons who li iv-i started til, so rumors, is to gain coutiol of the wealthy and prosperouu ierritoiy of Utuh, and to manipulate its finances, "and iliat they have suceee.fo I iu nrousing the iro of the clergy al throng. i thotu tuo auger "f many people, agan-t ti e rsn nnjority of tho people of Utah ; and urging that it is ini ; iiiu and misUtcsm.l'iliko to oi-ai-.nligo tho o oli r-'ul machinery of the uuinmuii.teauii iu an tfoit to punish tho ullegod olleii-et of a iw individuals. Con0iu-a is therefore asked to suspend action ii on Utnh ullairs until, by a committee cf iuvcsticauon, the fc a aro learned and a tangihlo foiimla ti m is laid for rational proceedings. The l i-morial was relerred lo ihe coruuiitt e on j i'!ii!iarv....Mr. liiuterworth, from tho appro priations committee, ripoited the urmy aj pro- naiioii bill, appropriating $27.431, G'.Ki. .. .Mr. 0 ix, of North Carolina, priseired a mil propos ing a cin-ttitutional aiucininiciit to pro vent bigamy and polygamy with n ti.o Slates. ihe Senate anti-polygamy hill was passed "ft r u sharp dohate by a vote of 1UJ yeaa to i2 i.ays. Tho Senate bill ma'ting an appropriation for !he rclitl ot tho stiflerers by iho Mi-si'sipni liver floods was amended and pa.-ed. As .urended tha bill aj propiialos $1 j'J t toil, and anthoiizcs the secretary of war to i xp- ml Vuch p ii t thereof as he may ileeni udviallo lor labor only in strengthening ltvi es of tho Mis-i.-sinpi here thero is tlan-or of immediate bieaksat J, .ill's iti his disere ion," etc. Mr. Willis spoke in favor of and Mr. Taylor in rppositiou to tho anti-Chinnso bill. ... Upon motion nf Mr. Belmont a resolution was passed 'hat "tho commitfeo on foreign ntf irsj lie 1 rrcted to dotuaud from Jacob 1!. Hniph-ird, of N?w York, copies of all corrcspoii leueo bo tween himsulf and any person or persons w hat soever, an 1 all other evi.lcnee in his rios-ies. sion tending to show wh it sai 1 Shipherd did or attempted to do to enforco tho claims of tho IVruviiiu company or to induce me United fates to enforce those claims agaiiiht l'em." What a Volcano Can Do. Cotop.-.x , in 1833. threw its fu ry rockets 3,000 feet above its crater, while in 1851, the blazing mans, struggling for an outlet, roared feo that its awful voice was heard at a distance of more than COO miles. Iu 17U7 tho crater of Tnugurangua, one of tho prentest peaks of the Andes, flung out torrents of innd which dammed up the rivers, opened new lakes, and in valleys 1,000 feet wido made deposits COO feet deep. Tbe stream from Vesuvius, whHi, in 1337, passed throuo-h Torre del Grot o. contained 32,000,000 cubio feet tf solid matter, and in 1703, when Torro del Greco was destroyed a second time, the rotts if liva amounted to 45,000,000 cufuo feet. In 17b() Ltna poured forth a fiord whic'a covered eighty-four tquare miles of sur f ipo and measured nearlv 1,000 000,000 Lio'iu jei't on luim oecuKiun tne tmna and fcoria formed the Monte Eo-iini, near Nicholosa, a cone two miles in circumference and 4,000 feet hivh. Tho streum thrown r. u5 by Etna in 1810 as in motion at the rate of a yard a day for nine months after the ei'uption; and it is on record tbat the lava of the same mountain, after a terrible eruption, was net thoroughly cool and consolidated for ten years after the evert In the ei uption of Vet-u ius, A. D. 79 the sc-oria ond ashes vomited foith far exceeded the entire bulk of ti e mountain; while iu 1C00 Etna disgorge d tw nty times its own mass. Vesuvius has teuo i:sa h(s as far as Constantinople, tiyria and Egypt; it liur'ed stoneH eight pounds in weight to Pompeii, a distance of sit miles, while similar m sses were tossed np 2,000 feet alx.vo the summit. Coto paxi has projected a block of 100 cubic yards in volume 4 distance of nine miles; and Sumbawa, in 1815, during the most terrible eruption on record, sent its ashes as far as Java, a distance of 3j0 miles. it