l' - HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL. DESPERANDUM. Two Dollars per Annum. r ' . , - VOL. XII. RIDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, MAECH 9, 1882 NO. 3. Ho Kept Ills Word. She stood in the spoiling class, A maiden sweet and fair, With a tender light in her eyes and a bright Soft gleam on her yellow hair. " Caress," the preceptor called, And as no one answered she Inquired with a smile, though she blushed the while, ' Did you give it, sir, to me ?" "Not then, my child, bnt I will," He said, and a titter broke From the scholars all. Thero wore nono too small To take and absorb a joke. Thon the pretty speller turned From a pink to a scarlet rose, And the teacher thought, as he gravely taught, " How charming and sweet she grows 1" But years glide by, aud now, Impelled by rumors hoard, ith prophetic ear, happy bells I hear; For the teacher kept his word. Boston Transcript. A Queer Matrimonial Exuerieuce. The Millbank neighborhood is a prey to excitement. One of tho prettiest and most popular belles of tne country finds herself married without having intend ed to marry ODybody. This startling event occurred under tho following circumstances the queer est of all incidents in the chapter of ao cidents. A picnic party at "Annandale," the residence of Jadge Annan, our popular county official. A beautiful antumu day inspired every heart, and a pictur esque grove near the mansion had been selected as the scene of the festivities. Nothing could be more attractive than the spectacle presented. The youths and maidens were seated in groups under the brilliant foliage; hampers of edibles were already uncovered under the shadow of a great oak, and the autumn sunshine lit up gay scarfs and carls and laces. Miss Bel Annan for she was a belle in name as well as in reality was en gaged in her customary amusement of flirting. She was a lovely blonde, and devoted to the occupation. No one had ever succeedtd in flirting with her. At twenty-live, if you could believe her statement, she was heart-whole and im pervious. tier foenian on this occasion was a fine yoang fellow called by his intimates Nei Hay. 1I was very much in love with Mis Hel Annan, and everybody was aware of it. Huce general enjoy meut of the sullies of the young couple who were equally pay. " You people really ought to be mar ried I" said a satirical voice behind them And, turning round Mr. Hay saw a friend of his, Mr. Leftwick, smiling with a grim expression. Mr. Leftwick has been a candidate for magistrate, and the fates seemed unpropitious. The election bad taken place on the day .before, and the returns indicated that his opponent had been eleoted by a clear majority. " If I had only bad good luck I might have married you to celebrate this fes tive occasion." Mr. Hay looked at his fair companion and smiled. "Isn't it a pity!" he said. " Yes it really is too bad 1" said Miss Bel, with a dangerous glance. "It would be such a novelty a wedding at a picnic," said Mr. Hay. " If agreeable," said Mr. Leftwick, "I will perform tho ceremony for tho general enjoyment." At a country picnic the extravagant is the order of the day. The proposi tion of Mr. Leftwick had been over heard by some of his "strayed revel ers." They gathered around the group, besieged Miss Annan and Mr. Hay convinced the latter promptly. Then the former after a while; and it was an nounced to the company in generai that Mr. Edward Hay and Miss Isabel Annan were now about to be married. In ten minutes the whole gay com pany had ga'bered beneath the oak; some wild flowers were improvised into a wreath for the bride, and she presented herself, leaning on Mr. Hay's arm and modestly holding down her head noth ing could be better. Mr. Leftwick, with deep solemnity, performed his functions to the best of his memory. " If anybody can allege aught why this marriage should not take place," said Mr. Leftwick, " iet him speak or for ever aiter hold his peace." No one spoke. " Do you, Edward Hay, take this handsome young person for your wed ded wife?" " With pleasure I certainly do," said Mr. Hay. And do you, Isabel Annan, take this unfortunate victim of your charms for your wedded husband ?" said Mr. Leftwick. " Yes," said Miss Bel Annan, looking down with the appropriate air of timid it v. "Then," said Mr. Leftwick, solemn Jy, "by virtue of the authority vested in me or which should have been vested in me as a magistrate of this county, I pronounce you Edward Hay and you Isabel Annan to be man and wife 1 Salute your bride 1" Mr. Hay seemed willing, but Miss Bel promptly declined. She was blushing a little the whole affair seemed so very real. A few minutes afterward her blushes had suddenly disappeared. An old farmer riding by had called out: " Mr. Leftwick, I congratulate you I" " Congratulate me ?" "You are eleoted a magistrate. The Russell precinct was not heard from last sight, but the returns are now in. You are eleoted by thirty-five majority." "Eleoted I" exclaimed Mr. Leftwick. " Certainly, you are eleoled." "Well, then," said Mr. Leftwick, desperately, "I've celebrated the event by performing a marriage ceremony I" The gay revelers stood looking at each othei in wild amazement, and Miss Bel Annan was visibly trembling, young lady was now Mrs. ii. No sooner had the incident at the pio nio become generally knowu than it created the wildest excitement. Every teatable buzzed with it; every friend meeting a friend asked what would be the result. Were the young people really married or was it only a mock ceremony, .having no actual signifi cance ? The Millbank neighborhood was turned upside down. Tho question was simply Had Mr. Leftwick authority to marry anybody on the day of the picnic? If he had that authority the parties were married, for they had consented and he had pronounced them man and wife. It was useless to urge that the affair was intended as a jest. When a duly empowered magistrate is called upon by two people to marry them; when they formally take each other as bus baud aDd wife, and he pronounces tliem to be such then the two persons are married, and there is an end ofitl This view was generally accepted J bnt was Mr. Leftwick a duly empow ered magistrate ? He had been elected, but hnd received no certificate. What was the law governing tho case? Judge Annan was not appealed to. It really was too delicate a question for his decision under the circum stances. But other gentlemen learned in the law were consulted ; and they agreed almost unanimously that Mr. Leftwick. bad been an actual magistrate; the popular vote had made him such, and nny formal certificate of election was unnecessary. The parties were married. When Mis3 Bel Annan awoke slowly to the consciouHness that this was the general sentiment, she began to cry, and then grew sullen and angry. It was an outrage! it was a wild absurd ity 1 Married! and to Edward Hay! Sue would never see his face again. He had been guilty of the basest de ception. He had knowu that Mr. Left wick was really a magistrate, and meant to entrap her into a hateful ncion with him. Yes, hateful ! She dutested tho sight of him. If he over presumed to approach her, sne would tell him her opinion of him, and forbid his ever appearing again in her pres ence. Mr. Hay did not seem desirous of inflicting his society upon his young wife. The picnic party had speedily broken up in tho midst of general dis may, and Mr. Edward Hay had simply bowed low, without so much as a smile, and departed. Soon nn incident occurred which brought homo to Mies Annan, or Mm. Hay, the terrors of matrimony. Judge Annan was absent holding court, wid the young lady was in the drawing room at Annandale, when a loud knock was heard at the front door and a vis itor entered. The young lady looked at him and bowed slightly; his appear ance was not prepossessing. He was one of a class of petty attorneys of whom the illustrious Gnitcau is an example. " I have called to see you about a claim I have on your husband, Mrs. lay," said this ornament of his pro fession. The young lady started slightly, but only greeted the words with a haughty stare. " Sorry to trouble yon, but business is business. I am counsel for plaintiff in Smith vs. Hay. It is too slow to proceed against real estate, and 1 am told you have bank stocks." The young lady colored. This gross business intrusion was hateful to her. She had a nice little amount of stock in her own right the gift of an nncle. ".You are aware that your personality is liable to execution for your husband's debts.'' said the legal gentleman. The young lady rose to her feet and swept superbly from the room. As she disappeared upstairs she said to a ser vant: "Show this person to the door." And the person in question took his dilapidated hat and went away. Three days afterward Miss Bel An nan, as we may as well continae to call her, saw an advertisement in the county paper which made her color a little. It announced that the real and personal estate of Mr. Edward Hay would be ex posed for salo on the first of the ensuing month. She remained silent for a few moments looking at the advertisement; then she began to sob, and said: "Inmeo sorry 1" On the same evening she received a note through tho postoffice which con tained these words : " I trust you have never supposed that I had any agency in the affair of the picnio or that anything could induce me to take advantage of it in any man ner. But I know you will acquit me of that. There is only one course. As we seem really to be married, a divorce is necessary but a divorce case occa sions scandal, and that I know would wound you. Need I say that I would not wound you for the world ? that is not much to say. I have, therefore, arrrnged everything to spare you pain. My estate will be disposed of, and I shall remain away for some years. .Then the law declares you free again on the plea of desertion and there will be no more annoyance Your friend, no more, Edwabd Hat." Miss Bel Annan read this letter over twice before she observed a postscript on the second page : " I heard of the visit you were sub jected to by that wretched creature. If I had been present but this is un necessary. He will not presume to annoy you again ; I can promise you that." As a matter of fact, Mr. Edward Hay bad norsewnippea tne counsel lor plain' tiff in Smith vs. Oray. He had then ad vertised his property and made all his arrangements to leave tne country. " Hum, hum 1" muttered Judge Annan, reading the notice en his return from court. "That is really a pity. There is no necessity for selling his property. The estate is an excellent one and will pay all claims ten times over. Poor fellow, I always liked him I" Miss Belle Annan, who was present, sniaed Biigntiy ana murmured. That Hay I "So did I, papal"' "Well, I suppose there is no help for it. To be candid, my O.ear, I always wished you to marry Edward. His father was a very dear friend of ruiDe, and I like the young fellow himself. If it had not been for that unlucky affair at the picnio you might have married him -some day." " Never, papa. "Well, my door, of course you know best. You really are married, I am afraid; but you can count on Edward Hay. He is much too honorable to take advantage of you and then he may wish to marry some one else." " Marry some one else I He can not I" exclaimed Miss Bel Annan. The old judge smiled, and looked furtively at his daughter. She was biting her lip. " I merely hazarded tne supposition," said the judge, refolding his newspa- er. "You are aware that his name as been frequently connected with his cousin, Miss Hamilton. Miss Bel Annan made no mply. She was looking with contracted brows at the carpet, and masticating a lace hand kerchief, which was suffering from her white teeth. Miss Hamilton was a very handsome young person, and her name had often been associated with Mr. Hay's. Did he care for her 1 It would be shameful I Had he not told her, Bel Annan, a hundred times. Then she colored, remembering Borne very inter esting scenes between herself and the young man. " There s no Help for it," repeated the judge, " but I am really sorry the young fellow is going to leave us. There will be one advantage, nevertheless you will be free again. Two years' desertion dissolves the marriage tie. Then both you foolish people will be free and he can many Miss Hamilton. Until then that will be impossible, as I fear you are legally, my dear, Mrs. Edward Hay !" m. Everybody could see tbat Edward Hay was in an unhappy state of mind. He had always been a person of the most cheerful temperament, and the gayest fox hunter in the country. Now ho hid lost his good spirits and went about moping. Ho crew thin and white. He did not eat, which is a bud sign, linally, in a nt of desperation, he joined a party of fox-hunters and rode recklesnly; in swimming a stream he was thoroughly chilled, and in con sequence three days afterward he was seized with a fever. A fever is a very bad thing to have. Mr. Hay got up one night when his at tendant friend was dozing, and wrote a note which he addi eased to Miss Bel Annan. This reached her on the next day, and, with a little flutter at her heart, she real what follows : 'I have been thinking, thinking, thinking, hero in the dreary night, about what has happened to us; and the result of it is that I ought to neglect no means of showing you that 1 am not the contemptible person you must tbiuk me. "I therefore write down, a) well as I can my head seems a little feverish this. It is to be shown to people, and produced in court if necessary: " I am not your husband, and you are not my wife. " I never meant to say that I took you to bo my wedded wife. " I do not wish to be your husband, and assert that I was deceived into tak ing part in a mock ceremony which as long as I live shall have in my eyes no legal significance whatever. " Edwabd Hay." This was written on the first page of a sheet of note paper. On the second portion of the sheet, and wholly de tached, were these words ; " Oh, how I love you, Ball It near ly breaks me down t3 think that I am going to leave you. I am not well, either, but hope to be soon. If we could only go back to old times before that cursed pionic I can't help using the word. You liked me a little, I think, snd you mipht have well, all that is over. I suppose I shall never see you again certainly not for m..ny years. You will then, no doubt, be married to some good fellow, and there will be an end of me. So be it. You shall be free from all annoyance. I give you a proof of that in the first part of this note, which you can show people. They will see that I am not, and never have been, your husband." The unlucky lover signed his name aeuiu, but as be forgot to add the period at the end of his sentence, the signature read, " Your husband, Edward Hay." Miss Bel Annan, who had read the note throughout, with a deep blush in her cheeks, suddenly burst out laugh ing. It was rather hysterical, but she was plainly amused at something. She allowed the hand holding the sheet of note paper to sink in her' lap, and fix ing her eyes upon the floor, mur mured: "Your husband, Edward Hay 1" Then she sighed and said in the same low tone; Poor, dear fellow I He is sick; and and I suppose I ought to be there to nurse him!" rv. Edward Hay rose suddenly from his sick bed and abruptly left the country. Ten days afterward his property was sold and his attorney transmitted the proceeds to the young man in Paris. He remained there three months, went to Rome and stayed six then he took a run to Russia, and came home, via England and Scotland, to New York. It was quite a pleasant evening in autumn when he reached the Millbank neighborhood again. As he had no home of his own he had written to a friend that he was coming to see him, and having gotten out of the train he set off on foot in the direction of his friend's house. The pathway which he followed wound across green fields, and passed within a few hundred yards of Judge Annan's. Seeing this, a fact which he had probably lost sight of, Mr. Edward Hay made a detour to avoid the house. This led him into a picturesque glen, whioh he followed. All at once he emerged into the very grove where they had held the picnio, and there at the foot of the oak where he and Miss Bel Anan h id been manied sat Miss Bel Anan. The young fellow stopped and stood still, trembling a little and looking at her. She was leaning on a huge root, with one hand covering her eyes, and sobbing. " Bel !" The words seemed to escapefrom him unconsciously as he hastened to her. And then came another word from the lips of Miss Bel Anan as she started up, apparently as muoh the result of impulse: "Edward!" As they were locked in eaoh other's arms a moment afterward, there seemed to be very little explanation. These were natural, however, under the cir cumstances, and were soon made. Miss Bel Annan informed her husband that she had not the least objeotion to being Mrs. Edward Hay; and when the ens tomary performances followed, and Mr Edward Hay moaned his landless con dition, Miss Annan, or Mrs. Hay, as the reader pleases, said smiling, as she leaned her head upon his shoulder: "I will give your estate back to you as T bought it, my dear. The property of a wife belongs to her husband!" This charming young person had in deed purchased Edward Hay's property; and, as only a year had elapsed since he had deserted her, she was still bis wife, and their possessions were, therefore, in common. Nevertheless there was a wedding, and the young people wore formally married by a minister. The occasion, was a grand frolio at Judge Annan's hospitable mansion, and Mr. Edward Hay said to his wife, as she blushed under her orange flowers: "After all, I believe I wish to be your husband!" J. Estm Cooce, moonshiners. A writer in the Atlantic Monthly has been visiting the moonshiners of the South, and has succeeded in putting their side of the question just as they look at it. Tho ' moonshiner," that is tho manufacturer of illicit whisky, who make it chiefly at night, in order to avoid the vigilance of the United States excise officers, is usually a small farmer, to whom his " still " is no more than a cider mill to a Northern man. Like his fathers and grandfathers he has always made whisky. "It don't do any body any harm," said one of them to tho writer. " It's about all tin way we have of makin' any money in this wooden country. It don't go into tho general trade of the country enough to nmoutit to anything,'' which, if we may bolievo what is said about its merits, is deeply to bo regretted; tho liquor is made out of their own corn, and if the tax were actually collected upon it all, it would drive them out of tho country. What they most fear is disturbance from the outside the invasions of railroads and commerce and improvements gen erally. As one old man expressed it: "But this hyur couatry's all a goiu' to change. It's a goin' to be most everlastin'ly improved, ye see; I'm too old. But the old ways is a comin' to an end. They's men abuyin' up thousan's of acres of this land. They'll be rail roads built direo'ly, hither an' yan, moren'll do anybody any good. They'll cut off the woods for fuel an' quarries up hyur, they say. And they'll be mean, dirty little towns laid out all about. Then instill o' people drinkin' a little healthy whisky, as wo've always done, they'll be forty times as much mifcer'blo pison stuff sold aud drunk, and whoever drinks it'll begin to steal an' lie. I reckon they'll be some fine houses built some'eres along this river, and they'll put up big ecientifio locks on their doors, and thieves'll come up from Cincinnarter and Chat'noog', an' break into 'em. " They ain't never ben a lock on to a door in these mountains. But they's goin' to bo the allfiredest improvements about hyur, an' I s'pose our people'll lurn to steal too; haf to, to keep up an' live. An' they'll be some o' them city women hyur, I reckon, from them big places, with their fine weathers an' fine dresses a draggin' on to the ground, an' they'll be the deuce to pay among our young men. That's what they call civ'lyzation, ain't it stranger ? I tell ye, this country '11 soon be improvin like the deuce, but I shan't live to see much of it, I reokon." The " informer" is known among them as the " reformer," which is an unconscious pronunciation of the name and they account for his zeal in pur, suing them by the faot that " the re former gets halt." Killing: Alligators. A Detroiter who had just returned from Florida after an absence of several months, was asked the other day if he had any fun with the alligators down there. "Yes, sir dead loads of fun," he replied. "Kill many 7" " Well, I should say so !" " How many did you ever kill in a day r "Three hundred." " No I you don't mean 800 alligators in one day r " Yes, I do." "You must have struck a rioh spot. Three hundred in one day I Whew I What time did you begin I" " Oh, about 10 o'clock in the morn ing." " And how long did it take you ?" " About an hour." There was a pause, during which as tonishment, incredulity and worse were visible on the faces of the crowd. Fi nally one man stepped forward and said: "Did you use artillery ?" " No, sir." "A Baw-mill? " No, sir." "Dynamite?" " No. sir." " Maybe you'll tell ns how you did it?" "Yes. sir I talked 'em to death, Please call at my office for pamphlets oi norma its resouices, fruits, cereals. alligators, people and hotel charges. ira la pree frets, THE WASHINGTON. An Interesting Account of the WnshliiEton Family. Wednesday, February 22, was the 150th anniversary of the birth of George Washington. Old style still prevailed throughout the British em pire in much the greater part of the regin of George II. (1727-60), and did so in .1731-32, the year beginning on the 25th of March, as a rule; so that Washington was born in the year 1731, according to the ordinary mode of fix ing years and dates and days in tho old country, the usages of which governed the new country to which Virginia even then the ancient dominion be longed one hundred and fifty years ago. When the English adopted the reform--in 1752, 270 years later things were properly arranged, tho year being made to commence on the 1st of Jan uary, while eleven days were omitted from the calendar the 3d of Septem ber being reckoned as the 14th of Sep tember, 1752, whence the call of so many of the intelligent men of tbat year, " Give us back oar eleven days I" Washington's birthday thus was mRde to fall on the 22d of February, and he completed his majority on that date in 1753. He was the eldest son, by a second marriage, of Augustine Wash ington, grandson of John Washington who came to America, it is supposed, in tho year 1657, or thereabout say some two hundred and twenty-four years ago. His mother was Mary Ball, Augustine's second wife, who survived her husband for more than forty-six years, as she died in August, 1781), and his death occurred in April, 1743. She lived to see her eldest son, become one of the most immortal of men. The Washingtons were of the English gentry, and of a very old race. It is believed that they were of some note in the tenth century, long before the Con quest. It is certain that they were of established fortune in the thirteenth century, living in the north of Eng land, (Durham, a county PaLtine.) William Do Hertburn was the first of them who can be considered indisputa bly historical. .Exchanging bis estato for that of Wensington, he took tho latter name; and he must be considered the progenitor of all tho Washingtons, and they are many. Tho family were of considerable distinction, and spread to many parts of England Northum berland, Yorkshire, Lancashire, War wickshire and Northamptonshire. Law rence Washington, whoso father (John) is known, was mayor of .Northampton in 1532, just three hundred and fifty years ago. This was temp, Hon. VIII.: and in liidsi liawrence obtained part of the spoil of the monasteries the manor of Sulgrave. This long remained in the family, and came to be known as the Washington manor. The John Washington and Lawrence Washington who came to America in IOjY were great-grandsons of the first Lawrence Washington of Sulgrave; and Georgo Washington was the great grandson of tho John Lawrence who came over in 1657, accompanied by his brother Lawrence. Tho pedigree is very re spectable, even if we go no farther back than to John Washington of Warton, father of the mayor of Northampton, who probably was born under the Plantagenets, that dynasty becoming extinct in 148o. The active Washing tons of tho time of the great civil wa, were royalists, and somo of them were persons of distinction, and fought on those fields ' Where the wicked cavaliers did run The clean contrary way." Bat the fortunes of war finally were with the Roundheads, and tho two brothers, John aud Lawrence, who ar rived in Virginia in 1657, were pohti- cs.1 exiles, who had found it would be (rood for their health to leave England General - ashington, in 1792. spoke of the usurpation of Oliver (Jromwell, though ho had played a part in America not unlike to that which Cromwell had performed in England. Our first Pres ident was a man of good lineage Probably ho wa of the best blood of any of the Presidents, who, though of good positions, were ofteuest sons of their uwn works, or grandsons. Mr, Hawthorne, in his "English Note- Books," writes concerning his jour ney from Newcastle to lors, in 1856: "All I remember of this tract of country is that one of the stations at which we stopped for an in stant is called Washington, and this is no doubt the old family palace where the Ue Wessingtons, afterward the Washingtons,' were first settled in England." There is a parish of Wash- ington in Durham, and a township of Washington in that parish; and a par ish of Washington in Sussex and in Derby thero is a township of Wessing ton or Washington in the parish of Crich. There is ahamlet of Wessington or Westington in the parish of Campden Ohipping, Gloucester. Thus the name is somewhat common in widely-separated English shires, though it does not appear to be borne by any place of note. The title of Wellington is derived from the parish and market town of Welling ton, in Somersetshire, which is not a large place. But little is known of the Northern Wessingtons, but we can easily believe that they were all alive and active, and that they cut Scottish throats, or had their throats cut by Hcottishmen, in the old Percy and Douglas wars, five hundred years ago, or more or less. Suoh were the gen tlemanly amusements of those vanished days, diversified by hunting and hawk ing, and other cruel sports. It was the Wessingtons who "went south," and spread the name of the race over the midland counties of England, and who prepared the way for the Washingtons that crossed the ocean, and founded the thriving family from which proceeded the man who was to found the American nation. As George Washington was the real creator of this republio, how different might have been this country's history had his great grandfather re mained in England and shared in the joy over that restoration of the Stewarts whioh took plaoe in 1660. More than 100 newspapers in the United States are owned and edited by colored men. Blaine's Tribute to Garfield. The memorial services ordered by Congress commemorating the life and publio services of the late President Garfield were held in the hall of the House of Repre sentatives. Prior to 10 o'clock A. M. admis sion to the capital was refus3d to all save members of tho two House s of Congress and ttieir employes, tmt at that hour the doors were thrown open to persons fortunate enough to hold tickets to the memorial services to tho late President Garfield, and before half an hour had parsed the gallories of the House were filled to their utmost capacity. The largo majority or the spectators were ladies. nlio, out of respect to the occasion, had for the most part discarded bright colois, and a somber black was the prevailing hue of their costumes. There were no signs of mourning in the hall. The full-length portrait of the Tate President was Hung Just back ol tho chairs oi the presid ing ofheors, being Itself unctraped. Tho three iront rows ot ciosks in tno cham ber had been removed and their places occu pied by a large number of chairs to accom modate tho invited guosts. The Kcpresonta tives were early in attendance, all being ar rayed in black, and a fow appearing in full evening dress. In the lobby, back of the speaker's desk, the marine "band was sta tioned, and from 10 o'clock until noon it whik-d away tho tedium of the passing hours by bursts of solemn music. At 11:30 A. m. Ucni-raln Sherman, Sheridan, Hancock, Howard and Meigs, and Admirals Amnion, Rogers and Rodgers entered at the north door of the chamber and were as-igned to scats to tho loft of the speaker's desk, and a few moments later tne members or tne uip.omatio corps in full regalia were ushered in, hoadod by the Hawaiian minister, as dean ot the corps. Their brilliant costume only served to throw into stronger relief the dark attire of the members of Congress who sat immediately bo hind them. The supreme court of the district, headed by Marshal Henry, were the next ar rivals. Dr. liliss was also in attendance. Mrs. Blaine occupied a front scat in the gallery re served for the friends of the President. At precisely 12 o'clock the House wag called to order by Speaker Koifor and prayer was offered by tho chaplain of tho House. The speaker then said: "This day has boon dedi cated by the action ot tne two nouees or uon- grcss to services in commemoration of the lifo and death of James Abram Garfield, lute President of tho United States. This house is now assembled aud ready to perform its part." ino resolutions sotting apart tno nay lor the memorial services wore next read by Clerk Mo Phorson. At 12:10 the Senate was announced, and all roso respectfully as tho Sonntora, headed by the officers of that body, entered and took their a- ned scats. They were followed by tho chief justice aud tho associate justices of tho supreme court, dressed in their lobes of office. Again tho assembled multitude arose as tho Presi dent of the United States and his cabinet were announced. They were accompanied by Sona tor Sherman and Representative MoKinley, chairman of the committoo of aiTiiugenicnis. The President took the front seat on tho right of the presiding officers' chair, next to that oc cupied by Cyrus W. Field. At 12:30 the orator of tho day, James G. Blaine, was announced, and his advent, was the tiguul for a round of applause. The cere monies wore then opened by a short prayer by Chaplain F. D. Power, of the Houso, after which President Davis said: "This day is dedicated by Congress for memorial services oq the lato President of the United States, .Tames A. Garlield. I present to you the Hon. James G. Blaine, who hxs been fitly chosen as the orator for this historioal occasion." Mr. iilaiuo then rose aud standing at the clork's dosk, immediately in front of the two presiding officers, proceeded with improssivo m as of manner and clearness of tone to deliver his eulogy from manuscript. The eulogy was o- neludod at 1.50 P. M., having taken just an hour and a half in it delivery. As Mr. Blaine gave utterance to tho last solemn words, tho spectators broke into a storm of ap plause, which was not hushed for some moment". Mr. Blaine began his oration by giving a Bketch of Garfield's ancestry; then adverted to the struggles of his early li e; th- n tolas career as asoldior, making special refer ence to his honors wou at Cheainauga; then told how ho left tho army for Con gress; sketched his career as a legis lator, alluding to his skid in de bate, and comparing him with other great po litical h aders, sa ing he "perhaps more near ly resembled Mr. Seward in his supicme faith iu the all-conquering power of a princip e:" next the omtor spoke ol the dead President's nomination and of his candidacy and election; tin n referring to his life as President the orator mado mcnliou of his assiduoiiB and conscientious discharge of his duiies while in the presidential chair, and of his ambilien for the success of his administration; after Bpeaking of tho political events which dis turbed the dead President's serenity, the ora tor referred to his roligious views, raying: " llio religious element in Garfield ' character was deep and eai nest." Finally, after pavii a tribute to Garfield's liberality, charity and tol ranee, Sir. blame concluded as follows " Gient iii life, he was suipassingly great in death. For no cause, in the very frenzy i,f wantonness and wickedness, by the red hand of murder, he was thrust from the full tide of tins world's intorost, Irom its hopes, its a-pir-ations, its victories, into the visible pres ence of death and he did not quail. Not alone for the one short moment in which, stunned and dazed, he could give up life, hardly aware of iti re linquishment, but through days of deadly lan guor. through weeks of agony, that was not lees agony because silently borno, with char sight and calm courage, he looked into his open grave. What blight and ruin met his anguished eyes, whoso lips may tell what brilliant, broken plans! what battled high am bitions! what sundering of strong, warm, man hood's friendship ! what bitter rending of sweet household ties! Behind him a proud, ex pectant nation, a great host ot sustaining mends, a cherished and hnppy mother, wearing the full, rich honors of her eai ly toil and tears ; the wife of his youth, whoso wholo life lay in hi the little bovs, not vet emerged from child hood's day ot irolic ; the lair, young daughter; the sturdy sons, just springing into closest companionship, claiming every day and every day rewarding a father's love and care ; and in las heart the eager, rejoicing power to meet all demand. Before him desolation and great darkness 1 And his soul was not fchaken. His countrymen were thrilled witu instant, proiound and universal sym pathy. Masterful in his mortal weakness, be became the center of a nation's love, enshrined in the prayers of a world. But all the love and all the sympathy could not share with him his Buffering. Ho trod the w ine-press alone. With unfaltering front he faced death. With unfail ing tenderness he took leave of life. Above the demouiao hiss or the assassin's bullet he heard the voice of God. With simple resignation be bowed to tho Divine decree. As the end drew near bis early craving for' the Bea returned. Tho stately mansion of power had been to him the wearisome hospital of pain, and he begged to be takcu Irom its prison walls, from its op pressive, stifling air, from its homelessnesg and its hopelessness. Gently, silently, the love of a great people bore the pale sufferer to the longed-for healing of the sea, to live or to die, as God should will, within eight of its heaving billows, within sound of its manifold voices. With wan. fevered face, teuderly lifted to the cooling breeze, he looked out wistfully upon the ocean's changing wonders: on its far sails. whitening in tho morning light; on its restless waves, rolling shoreward to break ana die be neath the noonday sun: on tho red clouds ol evening, arching low to the horizon; on the serene and Bhining pathway of the stars. Let us think that his dying eyes read a mystio meaning which only the rapt and parting soul may know. Let us believe that in the sdenco of the receding world he heard the great waves breaking on a further ehoi e, and felt already upon his wasted brow the breath of the eternal morning." After the oration benediction was offered by the Rev. Dr. Bullock, chaplain of the Senate. The marine baud ftlaved the Garfield dead march as the invited guests filed out of the chamber In the same order in which they had caterea u. Effecls of the Floods. A Memphis dispatch gives the following graphic account of tho disastrous effects of tho Hoods along the Mississippi : It would require an artist's pen to pioture tho grandonr of tho Mississippi as, at its pres ent flnodtido, it sweeps with a mighty power down to the gulf, while its relentless current everywhere carries upon its bosom the evi dence of its destructive powers. From Cairo, III., to Vicksburg, Miss., there is scarcely anything to bo Been but a dreary watery waste, oxtendiug in many localities fifteen miles into the interior from either bank. The damage that 1ms been done to farming interests by the great overflow cannot now be estimated. Thousands of cattle and other stock have been drowned snd hundreds are now daily dying of starva tion. Tho inhabitants of tho bottom lands have been driven from their homes and are now existing as best they may on ridges whero i.astny bunt nuts anord them sneiter ana wnero tnoy would soon Btarve were not iooa provided. Never bofore within the history of the country was there so much sufTorlng ex perienced by tho pcoplo of tho Mississippi val ley as now, and, what with the rising waters and tho incessant rains, the disasters of the future cannot bo loretofd. Breaks have also occurred in the lovces near Belmont, Mo., and letween Belmont and Os ceola, Ark. Through this vast area of country the waters are pouring in mighty volumes into tho head waters of tho St. Francis river, over flowing the entito St. Francis river valley to a depth of fourteen inches deeper than wss over before known. This largo body of water again finds its way back into the main channel lust above Helena, Ark , and has caused the great est disaster to tho people below, from Council Bend, Ark., tony miles south of Memphis, to rriar s Point, Miss. The river is a toot higher than it was at the great flood of 18G2, and is still rising at the rate of two inches a day. Levees that have with stood alt tho binh waters that have occurred within the past twenty years havo been broken, and dwellings that were built above the high water mark of previous years have been flooded to tho depth of a foot or more. At Arkansas City the wafer has invaded every dwolling. Half of Helena, Ark., is under water, and the greatest Kars are entertained that tho loveo which protects the front of the city will break. Tho condition ot those whose Janus nave been inundated is best described in the follow ing appeal, which was forwarded on their be- hatt to-day: "uuroouutry is in a oepicrauie condition. Many of our people are now without anything to oat except tho drowned stock, and uulo.-s aid comes in the way ofprovisions many will perish from hun ger. The stock, hogs and cattio are drowning day after day as they are driven from danger to deatu. rue lovces continue to mean and the waters riso, driving people from their floating houses, barely escaping with their lives." Another account says: "Our Btock are on the levee starving to death. Thoy are dying day by day, and mny people cannot got out of their house , aud without assistance from Bomo source many are bound to starve. Hundreds of negroes, who havo been driven from their homes in Critten den and Phillips counties, Aik., havo arrived hero aud are utterly destitute. There aro many yet within ths inundated region who are cooped up in their cabins, unable to get away irom lacK ot means ot conveyance, in many dwellings mules havo been taken in and oc cupy the porches and hallways, whilo tho ownors sleep within the rooms. Negroes aro living in giu lofts, 41 rafts and on platforms." 1110 uio.iinwi, t,u oi mis. great submer sion must be a delay in planting and a mate rial decrease in acreage Tho prospects to the merchant and planter throughout the valley aro 1 loorav. and tho outlook for a cessation of the present suffering is anything but hopeful. A ureonvnie (Miss.) dispatch savs : " Tne Bolivar levee broke yesterday morning. River- ton, Wade, Clay and Badgat levees also broke through, and it is reported that the Concordia broku tho day bofore. These breaks will cause the overflow of every plantation in Bolivar county. Tho river foil hero four inches last night, and is still falling raphilv. Roscdalo, the county Beat of Bolivar county, is six feet under water. The Ledger oflico and other houses are washed away. Clark's front levee on Lake ISunli is gone. Tins will causo an overflow of what was left of bolivar county. Williams' hayou levee in this county is broken, and all 1 tun northern portion ot Washington county and ti.o hack lands throughout Issaquena and SherUey counties will go under. A number of nei.iii wcro drowned at luvcrton. Accounts ot sulf.jring and loss of lifo continue to come and exceed anything that lias evor attended previous inundations of tho Mississippi river." Another Memphis dispatch says: "Advices from Rivcrton, Miss., 150 miles below Mem- his, tay that the lovces broke on Monday lit. several persons were drowned, anions 'ho number Benjamin Hoyno, shipping clerk, who tried to go to the assistance ot a Mrs. Bradshaw, and was drawn into tho channel. tno live stock is all drowned and there aro 1.0 provisions lor the people to subsist on. Tho break occurred about 100 vi rds above Duncan's. At Duncan's there aro 110 lees than twenty-three women aud children, and muny more are huddled together on ti.o levee, half naked, frozen aud hungry. Every house at liiverton, except throe, has oither floated off or is so damaged that they will bo unfit for habitation when tho waters de cline. " A New Orleans dispatch eays: "After the heavy rain on Tin sdav a gap of seventy-live feet wa- made 111 the levee at Uaraon s .Landing, and 100 yards was swept away. The noise of the flood awoke the tleeping citizens, and without taking time to clothe themselves they Hid lor their lives. Bon Haines, keeper of the lauding, and two negro children wore drowned. A number of others had narrow escapes. Near Bolivar 250 yards of tho lovco gave way, and between Cattish Point and Mount Landing, a distance of six miles, the levee broke in four places. In Arkansas City, Ark., the water covors the floor of every store and the lower floor of every dwelling, aud varies in height from six inches to lour feet above the ground. The floor of the hotel is oovered to the depth of twenty inches." Boring tho Ears. A goo-1 deal has been recently writ ten on the subject of boring the ears for the sake of the eyes, says the London Lancet. It is always easy to find excuses for any practice whioh ministers to vanity. That that counter irritation set up by boring the ear and wearing a ring may, during the few days following the operation, havo some effect on the eyes, supposing these or gans to be the seat of any low form of inflammation, is jctst possible; but that permanent good should be done by wearing rings in the ears after they have ceased to irritate, is inconceivable. The test for motive in the recourse to this device would therefore be willingness on the part of the applicant for this form of "treatment ' to allow the healing process to be delayed (say) by wearing a rough ring dipped in some irritating application, m short, so pre pared as to act like a eeton 1 This, in deed, might do good, but in such a case probably recourse to a fow blisters be hind the ears would be better. It is nonsense to suppose the wearing of ear rings can be of any service to the eyes unless they irritate, and if they do ir ritate, the process by which the result attributed to them is obtained is circui tous, and, from a surgical point of view, awkwaid in the extreme. Science can not prostitute truth to fashion even in so small a matter as the wearing of ear rings. Friction matches maybe described as I those made without the consent of vh,9 old folks. Boston Star, 1