TRIAL Of GUITEAU.
At the opening of eenrl en (be forty-noventb
flay Gniteau troee, end 1irrtretentioiii, ora
torical mannor read the following utatemortt:
"I intenl do disrespect to this honorable
eonrt. I desire no controversy with thia boil
orab'e court. Ia. KfJioial I sin satisfied with
thn law an propowxl by your honor, nut I
liave a still broader vinw of tho law, which I
ask yonr'i.onor (o follow, to wit, thnt if the
Jury believed Unit I beliovod that it was rlglit
for me to remove tho President because I had
special Divino authority so to do, and was
foroed to do it bv the Deity, thpy will acquit
me on tho ground of transitory mania. Siclelos,
MacFarland and Ilifirm-k nienninR Colo wore
acquitted on tlio irrotmil of transitory mania.
In my speech, publ shod yesterday in all the
leadinff newspapers of the country, and which,
I presume, yenr honor has read, I gave my
reasons fe:r asking your lienor so to charge
Mr. Reed made a brilliant and lawyerlilio pica
for the defense, ami Mr. Keovillo is making a
strong argument on bis theory. Hut neither
Mr. Heed nor Mr. Heovillo represents mo in
this defense. I nm here hi my own counsel,
mi'l bavo been from the beginning. No ono
represents me to this jury. I know my feel
ings and inspirations in removing the Presi
dent, and I have set it forth in my speech yes
tonlny; and I ask your honor in tho nnme of
justice, in the name of the American Judiciary,
m tho name of the Mnorie n people, to allow
me to addresi that jury of my countrymen in a
case whe o my life may bo at stake. If a man
upon that jury has a doubt as to his duty to
acquit me, mv speech will probably settle it ill
my favor. Therefore, in the interest of Jus
tice, it is of tho greatest importance that
the jury should hear mo in my de
fense " Judge Cox said ho would con
sider Guiteau's request to address the jury.
Mr. Seovillo continued bis speech for the
' defense. Ho oentraeted Chateau's plea that
the act was right because it was inspired by
God with what ho called the real defense,
namely, that Gniteau never had any inspiration
of any kind, nnd that it was a delusion all
through, and a proof of tho diseased condition
of tho assassin's mind. Mr. Heovillo contended
that the prosomition, in objecting to tho intro
duction ot cortnin evidence by tho defense, had
not shown a spirit of fairness. Ho sharply
criticised lawyer lVrter and District Attorney
(Virkhill for tho manner in which the case for
tho prosecution bad been conducted, l'orter,
he said, bnd prostituted bis mind lor money to
bang an insane man. Guiteau suffered from
chronic insanity, nnd during his lecturing
tours ho was simply a peripatetic madman. Ho
had got tho idea that another civil war was
ininuuent from Senator Chandler, cf Michigan.
The way ho was affected by that idea showed
that ho was insane, and the steps by which his
mind was led from that to tho conception of
the assusainttion further proved his insanity.
Guiloau occasionally interrupted his counsel,
among other things saying that he had received
several cheeks for large sums on New York
banks, and was iu a position to pay his board
bills.
When court opened on the forty-eighth day n
crowd was present which tilled every seat and
occupied all the available standing room. The
court having been called to order, Guiteau said
in a quiet t no, different in every respect from
the ono which lie uses when he mak"s his nnal
morning speech: "I hope your honor will allow
me to address the jury niter Mr. fScovillo gets
through." Judge Cox' replied that ho would
conpider the request of the prisoner after Mr.
Heovillo l, ad finished Ids speech. Mr. Scoville
then began tiie tint ft day ot lus ad frees to tne
jury. Nearly the whole" of bis address for the
t'ay consist d of a discussion of the influence
of the political situa ion upon tho prisoner's
mind beforo the as-nssination. Ho averred
that bnt for certain reasons back of this prose
cution Guiteau would nover hivo been ar
raigned in a court of law, but wouli have tcen
takon to au insane nsyltnn after the assassina
tion of Gai field and kept thoro until he died.
Continuing, he taiel vehemently : " Back id
this prosecution is something which I bavo bad
to contui I against, nn 1 which you may now or
will feel the pressure of before you get through
with this case. It is not merely tho efforts of
this man (pointing to tho district attorney),
liaclt of hiiu is the United States government ;
and I arraign before you, gentlemen, as thoso
who are crowding the prisoner to the gallows,
peisous high in authority. I fay, and I say it
without fear, that tho movers of ihis prosecu
tion are tlin.e politicians who seek to hide their,
ow n infamy by casting the U.tme on this insane
man. I say that such men as Coukling and
Giant nnd Arthur those who made war with
out justification on that dead 1'iCdident whom
they have since lauded to tho skies instituted
that slate of thingi i.inl manufactured that le
, grt e of public excitement ami political foeling
tiiat preyed upon this insane man, until reason
left its throne, and lie did that which he con
sidered to bo perfectly in accordance with their
counsel and tno.r conduct." Mr. Scoville went
into this subject at considerable length, re
marking that he did not ihtued to say all this
when he opened tho case, because he then ex
pected a fair and impartial trial, but now he
had ccncludod not to spare tho men who fo
mented this strife or permit them to make a
scapegoat of Guiteau. He said this without
any feeling, unless of regret that men so high
in power should descend to the ignominious
scramble f ir office which was exhibited against
Garileld, Ho said that the uion, who since his
death bad been so profuse in their admiration
of him, wet e ready before tho second of July
last to trample him in the dust, to toe hiin go
down in obscurity and disgrace to the grave if
it could be dono witlioutthcaidof an assassin's
hand. IN ferring to the statement that ihe elo
fenso bail injured their case by placing tho
prisoner nyjou the witness stand.' Mr, Scoville
called uttentiou to the fact that frequently
tho faculties of intane persons were
as sharp ami shrewd as those ol
sane persons. That bad been shown
by the testimony of tho oxperts. Ho pictured
tne growth ot the delusion ou the piisoner's
mind. It was jint as impossible to get lid of
tho idea that ho must kill tho President ns it
was for Paul when ho eriod: "How shall I
deliver mo from the body of this death ?" ne
believed that the prisoner bad tried to bhahe
off tho idea bu:. had failed, beeauso he was
sick and weak. Mr. Scoville further reviewed
the evidence, aud pm-ties daily commented ad
versely upon that of Dr. Gray. The prisoner
made comparatively few interruption. H
twice called out that tho New York court of
appeals on tho preceding Tuesday had rendered
a decision that favored the theory of the de
fense in his case as to insanity.
The proceedings at tho opming of court on
the forty-ninth day of tho trial ami fourth day
of Mr. Seoville's address wtre opened by the
prisoner, who, iu a declamatory tone, said :
"The decisii n of the New York court of ap
peals comes with so much force at the present
niomoni that I desire to call attention to it. It
conies with great grace from the Kmpirn States
from that grand old St.,to of the republic, the
State that scuds forth tho brains, tho money
and the commerce of tho nation. It is a treat
step forward in the law of insanity. Hitherto
tho law has been that the burden 'of proof was
on the defendant, but the court of appeals, with
grand magnanimity, sajs that the harden of
proof is on this prosecution, to prove that the
man not only committed tho act, but alsj that
be was sane nt the time be committed it. In
the name of justice, and in the name of the
Ameiican people, and in tho name of tho
American judiciary, I desire to thank those
gentlomen of the court of appeals of tho State
of Now York." Mr. Scoville then resumed his
fxisition opposite tho jury box, and in his cus
tomary conversational tono, and without any
apparent weariness from his efforts of the past
tbreo days, again addressed the jury. He
quoted nom the toatiiuonv of Policeman Koar-
ney, who arrested the prisoner, to show tho
incielents which followed the shooting of the
rresment tne arrest, the removal to police
headquarters and the search of tho prisoner's
person for papers. 'fhtso incidents, Mr.
Scoville claimed, showed that the prisoner
was perfectly composed at the time of
the arrest, and entirely free from ex
citement stato of mind which was in
consistent with the idea of sanity. He
denounced Colonel Corkhill with great bit
t rnesa several times, declurod that if Guiteau
had been of a revengeful spirit he would have
done to John H. Noyes, of the Oneida Commu
nity, many years ago, for wrecking his life,
what he did last July to James A. Garfield, and
insisted that neither revenge nor love of noto
riety would account for the crime, because
there was no proof of the one and the other
was inconceivable. He dwell also on the fact
that Guiteau bod made no attempt when vis
ited by the experts at the jail to feign insanity.
Mr. Scoville said that he was not speaking so
much to save Guiteau'e life, to do Lis duty to
his wife, Guitoau's sister, or to save the credit
of the Guiteau family, as to prevent an Injus
tice being doue that would be a lasting dis
grace to America. If it were possible for the
jury by their verdict to stay the tide of revenge
, and of mob law, let them do so. Be argued
that tho prisoner had no possible id-will
toward the President, and no motive for shoot
ing hira, and all the circumstances showed he
was iobine. He defied the prosooution to show
a case In history in whioh s man had commuted
such a crime merely to gain notoriety. During
the day several wordy encounters took place
botween Mr. Scoville and Colonel Corkhill, and
the prisoner also kept up a running Are of
cprnmenit,
Mr. Scoville concluded Us sddreis, which
occupied five clays in i's dolivery, on the til
tieth day of the trial. lie exhibited diagrams
to show that one of tho doctors who testified
for the prosecution lied when he told tho Jury
that a diagram representing Guitoau's head as
symmetrical was correct. Ho avorred that tho
list of homloides committed by lunatics which
was Introduced by Dr. Gray bad been pre
pared for this case, and ho read from the ofll
cial tallies of the tiica asylum to show that
four cases, which had s direct bonring on the
case, had been omitted from Dr.
Gray's tables. In conclusion, he argued
that tho crime of a lunatic must not bo pun
ishod iu the nine, way as that of a anno man
He asserted that capital punishment had a do.
moralizing intlueneo, and, In his opinion,
crimes would bo diminished by its abolition.
As on tho previous day there were sevoial al
tercations between Scoville and Corkhill. There
was some applauso in the court room when
Mr. Scoville ooncludcd bis speech. Guiteau
tried to striko ono of tho oflleers In chnrge
of him whilo leaving tho court-room at tho ro
cess. Ho shipped to eak to Mr. Scoville,
wdien tho bnilifl attempted to push him along.
Ho grew angry, aud when tho pressure was re
newed he drew back his hands, lex-keel as they
were in handcuffs, and tried to
strbio tho oflicer. Another officer
caught his hands and ho was then quickly
hustled out. Judge Cox consented to let Gui
tonn deliver bis speech to tho jury, saying that
some of his brethren bnd very serious doubts
whether in a capital ea--e the prisoner could bo
denie d the right to address the jury. Guiteau
declared, when lie gave out bis speech for pub
lication, that tho refusal to lett himdelivor it in
court would not be approved by Judge Cox's
associates. Ho said ho would deliver the same
speech that ho bnd alroadv given to iho press,
but ho wanted to wait until the next morning,
as bis mind was not clear. The prosecution
w ifhdiew their objections to his speaking, an 1
Guiteau seemed mollified by what he called the
unexpeo'ed courtesy of Corkhill,
A tremendous crowd was present to heat
Guiteau speak in his own behalf ou tho City
first day of the trial. I'pon entering the rooin
Guiteau took a sent in the witness Ikix, remark
ing, as he laid out his papers: "I sit down
beeauso I can speak better; not thnt I am
afraid of being shot. This shooting business
is getting played out." At an intimation lroui
Juelge Cox the prisoner carefully arranged his
glasse's, and, with a llourish, began to re'aei
from manuscript as follows : " l'he prosecution
preti iiel that I am a wicke d man. Mr. Seovillo
and Mr. ltcod think I nm a lunatic, aud I pre
sume you think 1 am. I certainly was a luna
tic ou July 1!, when I tired on tho i'resieleiit
and the American people! generally, and I pre
sume you think I was. Can you imagine any
thing more iusane than my going to that de pot
and shooting the President'of the 1'uited States
You are here to sny whether 1 was sauo or
insano at tho moment 1 fired that shot. You
leave nothing to do with my condition before
or since that shot was fireil. " You must Bay by
your verdict sane or insane at tho moment
ihe shot was tired. If you have any elemlit of
my sanity at the moment you must give mo
the beuetit of that doubt ami acquit me. That
is, if you have any doubt whether I tired that
shot or as the agent of tho Deity. If I fired it
on my own account I was sane." If I nreel it
supposing myself tho agent of the Deity I was
m-nne anel j em must acquit. This is the law
as given in the recent decision of tho New
York court of appeals. It revolutionizes tho
old rules and is a grand step forward in the
law of insanity. It is worthy this ago of rail
roads, electricity anil telephones, an 1 it welt
comes from the procressive Stato of New York.
I have no hesitation iu saying that it is a special
providence iu my favor, and 1 ask this court
and jury so to consider it. Some of the best
pimple of America think me tho greates; mm
of tins age, and this feeling is growing. Hiey
believe iu my inspiration aud that Providence
and I bavo really saved the nation another war.
My speech setting forth in detail my defense
was telegraphed Sunday to all tho leading
papers anel published Monday morning,
and now I am permitted by bis honor
to deliver it to you. Only I hero do
siro to express my indebtedness to the Ameri
can press for the able and careful wny they
have reported this ease. Tho American press
is a vast engine. They generally bring dow n
their man when they open upon him. They
opened upon me with all their batteries last
July beeauso they did not know my motive and
Inspiration. N as that this trial has deve looed
my motive and inspiration the ir bitteiners his
gone. Souic editors s re double-headed. They
curse you to-day and bless you to-morrow, as
i bey suppose tint public opinion is for or
against yon, which shows tho low grade ol the ir
humanity. I deiro to thntik my brother and
sister anil my counsel, Scoville aud ItecJ, for
their al.iablo services. I intend to give my
counsel ample fees, especially Scoville. Ho is
a stanch man anil a hero, and I commend him
to thn great Northwest as a tine lawyer and a
Christian gentleman. We have difl'erel as to
ibis defense. Ho has his theory and 1 have
mine. 1 told him to work his theory as ho
thought best, and he lias done it in a splendid
way, and I commend him for it. Considering
bis slight experience as an advocate ho showed
himself as a man of marked resources. Iu
other words, you cannot tell what is in
a man until he has a chaucc. Some
men never bavo a chance, and go down in
obscurity. There aro plenty of brains iu this
world. Not every man has a i banco to de
velop his brain. It is brain and opportunity
under Providence that makes a great man. I
return thanks to the marshal and his aids, to
the superintendent of police and his force, tj
the warden of the jail and bis keepers and to
General Ayres and his forces for services ren
dered me. I retnin thauks to tilts honorable
urt and bright jury for their long and
patient attention to this case. I am not hero
us a wicked man or a luuatic. I am here as a
patriot, and my speech is as follows: I read
from the New York Herald: The prisoner then
proceeded to read his speech as already pub
lished. In a declamatory manner he rolleel
forth his sentences, holding tho paper in ono
bund and with tho other gesticulating anil em
phasizing his utterances. The worels "Itally
round the Hag, boys." fie repeated iu a sing
song tone, w aving his arm in the air above his
head. "And for this I sutler iu bonds as a
patriot," he queued, in an oratorical manner,
uud then repealing the seutenco be ullowod
his voice to tremble so that the words
were nearly inaudible. The trembling in
his voice continued till ho spoke about his
mother and declared that bo had alwavs been
"a lover of tho Lord," when ho broko down
completely, and, applying his handkerchief to
his eyes, wiped aw ay tho tears which, naturally
or forced tor the purpose of exciting sympa
thy, conraeel down his cheeks. However, lie
immediately recovered himself, and in his
usual tone of voice proceeded with his adelrcsa.
When he caiuo to his description ol the at
tempts made upon his life by Mason and
Jones, he stood up for the purpose of the more
vividly pointing out to the jury tho narrow es
capes which ho had had. i itb something of
pn.le he held up his arm and showed tha rent
made in bis coat by the bullot tired by Jones,
ami uiado his old declaration that it was a
proof that tho Lord was watching over him. A
laugh ran through the audience us tho prisoner
read and reread his declaration th.it it would
be perfectly safe for him to walk the streets oi
Washington or New York. Coming down to
tho extracts from his mail he real them with
extreme unction, particularly the rhyming one
dated Philadelphia, Now Year's day, 13S2,
which he read iu a sing-Boug way, which
caused a laugh among the audience. He evi
dently enjoyod the striotures upon the oouusel
for tho prosecution, aud his pleased smile
was too much for the district attorney, who
joined in the laugh which followed the reading
of the extract. Leaching that portion of tho
speoch where an abstract fioni his ad
dress to the Ameiican people is in
serted, he folded np tho paper, took off
uis glasses auu Bquanng nimself in his
chair proceeded to repeat the extract from
memory. In doing this he assumed his most
oratorical style, modulating the tones of his
voice, using both arms to aid him in empha
sizing his dramatio utterances and as far as
possible aoting the extraot. Coming down to
bis quotation irom "John Brown's Body," he
threw back bis head and sung a verse from
that old song, muou to the amusement ot the
spectators. Ho read from his speech: " Put
my body in the ground if you will; that is ail
you can do, but thereafter conies a day of
reckoning, Tha mills of the gods crind slow.
but they grind sure, and they will grind to
atoms every man that iujuroa me," and supple
mented it with the remark: "As sure as a
hair of my head is iujured this nation will go
down in the dust, aud don't you forget it.'
He then proceeded to read his speech to a
close, his final sentence being. " When the
President was shot his cabinet telegraphed to
foreign nations that it was the sot of a mad
man, aud it would be far bettor every way that
it be finally decided that it was the act of a
madman."
A little land ia not enough to build
a bouse on, because a man wants' a lot.
There is something soft and tender la the
fall of a tingle anowflake, hut It always remind!
us to look after our bottle of Dr. Bull's Cough
Syrup, our old standby in the days of coughs
and colds, for we have always found It reliable.
A BACK-HANDED SPELLER.
TlicCnrloiM Fnrii1tnfn YoncNo w fllrx
Icon Composite!-.
The Santa Fo Kew Mcviom says:
Smite Fe hna a yourig man with a mind
which hits a fncnlty that is rarply to be
found, if, indeed, it can ever be discov
ered elnewliere. The gentleman in
qnestton iu Hngh McKevitt, a ptinter
working over at military headquarters.
He is a rapid typesetter and a thorough
ly good workman, so that he is not de
pendent on any side business for a good
living, and as a consequence has never
said anything abont hts spellinn capac
ity, which is tho subject of (his item.
McKevitt is a left-handed speller, and
defies any one to put at him a word
which he cannot spell backward as rap
idly as the best and quickest speller
could give it in the usual way.
Tho other day the reporter fell in
with him when he was in a more com
municative mood tlnn usual, and had oc
casion to try him. Incomprehensibility
was not a marker for him. As soon as
tho word was pronounced, Mao t aid
"fifteen letters," and went at it back
ward so fast that his hearers were un
able to tell whether he was right or
wrong. "You eee," said a fellow
printer, "lie can tell the number of
letters in any word without a moment's
hesitation, as well as he can spell it
backward, and not only that, but yen
can give him a whole sentence and ho
will tell you at once how many letters
there aro in it, and go right ' on and
spell throngh the whole thing back
ward faster thnn most people could
spell in the other way."
This thing was tried time and again,
and no words or series of words could
be hit upon which were not rendorel
as indicated above. Of course there
are words in tho English language
which McKevitt has never heard of,
just as is the cast with almost eveiy
other man, but he is what could be
called a lino speller, " right-handed,"
as he sars, and is familiar with the
language, and any word which he has
heard and can spell at all he can spell
backward with ustonishing rapidity.
The Btittngfst part about the whole
thing is that McKevitt has nevor nrac-
ticeti or studied spelling backward a
day in bis life. lie says he does not
know how ho ever acquired the ability
to do it, but that as soon 8s he hears or
sees a word,evenif hehas never thought
of it before, which, of comse is the case
with a large majority of words, he
knows immediately how many letters
nicre ure in u ana now to spell it back
ward or in tho regular way. It is so.
too, with sentences. lie knows at once
how many words and letters in any
sentence that may bo suggested, and
states the numbers promptly as soon as
the words are uttered. McKevitt can
nlHO distribute type backward as fast as
forward. In the left-handed spelling
mere is no tneory ot sound to aid liim
as in very many instances tho letters
spell nothing at all and cannot be nro
nouneed, so that there is no accounting
for his ability to spell in that wav ex
cept to conclude that it is the result of
a gift a peculiar faculty of a remark
ablv quick mind.
There is no particular advantage in all
this as far as can be discovered, bnt it
is a curiosity and a rare, one, and if any
body thinks it isn't hard to do let him
try to acquire it.
'Ihe Journalist.
The journalist knows all th3 news.
Thereloro he is said to have a nose for
news.
He is a man of parts part modesty
and part truthfulness. He has great
regard for the truth, and approaches it
only with diilielence and awe.
His modesty is so great that when he
secures anoxcltwive article of news he
never brags about it until after it is
in print.
The prime article in the journalist's
creed is that it is not right to get left;
and many a prime article he gets in
coDReqnenee.
The journalist is a reflector of the
times, liutbas littlo time for reflection,
nevertheless.
The life of the journalist is one con
tinual round of pleasure. It is made
up oi theater going, banqueting and
walking about the streets. Any fool
can become a journalist, but it is not
becoming a journalist to be a fool.
Everybody rays court to the iour
ualist everybody who wants to get his
iitns in tho paper. And that is all
most bodies feel called upon to pav.
Ho is not required to have ideas.
Everybody is willing to supply him with
all he needs and more.
Tho journalist does not have to work
very harel. He is scarcely ever busy
more than twenty-six hours out o"f
twenty-four. The rest of the time he
can give to sleep or to work.
There is said io be honor among
thieves; but the journalist is not a
thief, 'lue journah-t is always ready
and willing to help his fellow, when he
cannot get ahead of mm.
He never tells a falsehood, thongh
he Well lie all df.y for a bit of news.
When he ses a wrong, bo writes
it at once.
The journalist is tho man of the age
mucilage.
The journalist handles the Archi
medean lever that moves tho world.
Archimedes had no foundation to rest
his lever upon, and much that the
journalist writes has the sume airy
basis.
It is a mistake, however, to suppose
thut the journalist makes the news.
The news makes him.
The brightest journalists, it is said,
are fraduatcs of tho case; but this is
denied by those who never worked at
tha case. Therefore let us rett our case
here.
Children, if you would be good and
great; if you would be respected of all
men; if you would get your food, rai
ment, amusements, traveling expenses,
etc., gratis; if you would live au active
and useful life and escape the dangers
inherent to riches, be a jouruulist.
Bout on Transcript.
The Babylon L. I. South Side Signal
quotes from a Missouri paper Mr. Win.
F. Qiiinlun, Crystal City, Mo., suffered
occasionally from rheumatic pains in his
knees, for which be auccoixfnllv trieI Ki
Jacobs Oil.
i- i
Socially, politically and religiously
the civilized world is in a terribly un
settled condition. Everything appears
to be in a state of unrest. There seems
to be no well-stated limit to anything
The Milwaukee Wis.J Evening Wis
consin says: "In all our experience we
have never heard of so muny favorable
reports from all classes as we have concern
ing St, Jucobs Oil.'1 -
The tributaries oi tne Missouri are
being stocked wi'.h Californi salmon
that are expected to find their way to
the Gulf of Mexico and back again one
cf theiw day.
A KEHAKKABLE STATEMENT.
The Unusaixi Eip'rlrnre nf si Prominent
ftlnn Made 1'abllo.
The following artiole from tho lHmoerat and
Clironiole, of Rochester, N. f .. i of so striking
a nature, and emanates from so reliable S
source, that it Is herewith republished entire.
In addition to the valuable matter it contains,
it will be fonnd exceedingly Interesting :
2b the Editor of the Democrat and Chronicle t
Bib i My motlvos for the publication of the
most unusnnl statements which fellow are,
first, gratitude for the fact that I have been
saved from a meet horrible death, and, second
ly, a rtorire to warn all who read this statement
against some of the most deceptive influences
by which thoy have over been surrounded. Il
is a fact that tn-elay thousands of pooplo are
within a foot of the grave and they do not know
it. To tell how I was caught away from Just
this position and to warn others against noar
ing it are my objects in this communication.
On the first day of June, 1881, I lay at my
residonco in this'city surrounded by my friends
aud waiting for death. Heaven only knonsthe
agony I then endurod, for worels can never de
scrilie it. And yet, if a few years previous, any
one had told mo that I was to be brought so
low, and by bo terrible s dise ase, I should have
Bcofled at the idea. I had always bonn nn
oommonly strong and healthy, had weighed
over 200 pounds and hardly knew, in my own
cTpuricnce, what pain or sickness worn. Very
many poople who will read this statement re
alize at times that thoy aro unusually tired and
oanuot aooouut for it They feel dull ami in
deliuito pains in various parts of tho body and
do not understand it. Or they are exceedingly
hungry one day and entirely without appetite
the next. This was Just the way I felt when
the relentless malady which had fastened itself
upon mo first began. Btill I thought it was
nothmg; that probably I hatl taken a cold
which would soon pass away. Hhortly after
this I noticed a dull, and at times
neuralgic, pain in my head, but as it would
como one day anel be gone t no next, I paid but
littlo attention to it. llowevor, my s omaeh
was out of ordor and-iy food often failed to
iligeBt, causing at times great inconvenience.
Yet I hail no idea, oven as a physician, tfiat
thi'se things meant nnjthlng serious or that a
monstrous disease was becoming fixed upon
me. Candidly, I thought I was suffering freun
Malaria and so dnctured myself accordingly.
Hut I got no better. I next notlcod a pocuiiar
color and odor about the fluids I wns passing
also that thero were lurge quantities one dny
and very little the next, anil that a persistent
froth aritl scum appeared upon the surface,
aud a eedimout settled in tho bottom. And
yet I did not realize my danger, for, indcoel,
seeing these symptoms continually, I finally
became accustomed to them, and my suspicion
was wholly disarmed by tho fact that I bad no
piin in the affected organs or in tlioir vicinity.
Why I should havo been so blind I canuot
understand.
There is a terrible future for all physical
neglect, and imponding danger usually brings
a person to his senses even though it may then
bo too late. I realized, at last, my critical
condition and aroused myself to overcome it.
And, Oh I how bard I tricel 1 I consulted the
best meeiieal skill iu tne land. I visited alt tiie
prominent mineral springs in America ami
traveled from Maine to California, titill I crew
worse. No two physicians agreed as to my
maiaeiy. uue saw l was troubled witn spinal
irritation; another, nervous prostration; au
othor, malaria; another, dyspepsia; anodic',
heart disease ; another, general debility :
another, congestion of the baae of tho brain ;
and so ou through a long list of common dis-
r.aiaa tlia a,.mnt..,m nf oil .if .irl.inK T inl!.
had. in this way sevoral years passed, during ail
of which time I was stea lily growing worse. My
condition nail realty tieonio pittatile. 1 lie slight
symptoms 1 at first expuriuiced were develupod
into torrible and constant disorders tho littlo
twigs of pain had grown to oaks of agony. My
weight had been reeluccel from 207 to 130
pounds. Mylilowasa torturo to myself ant!
menus, i coutet rotaia no loou upon my
stomach, and liveel wholly by injections. 1
was a living mass of pain. My pulso was nn.
controllable. Iu my agony I frequently fell
noon tho floor, convulsively olutchcel tho car
pet, and prayed for death. Morphine had little
or no effect in deadening the pain. Fur six
days ani mghts 1 hau tho Ueath-premorutorr
hiccoughs constantly. Mv urine was filled with
tube casts and albumen. I was struggling with
Unght's Disease of tho Kidneys iu its lust
stance.
Whilo suffering thus I received a call from
my pator, the itev. Dr. Footo, rector of St.
Paul s church, of this city. I felt that it was
our latt interview, but in the course of conver
sation he mentioned a remedy of which 1 had
heard much but had never usod. Dr. Foote
detailed to me the many remarkable cures
winch hart come unite uis observation, oy
means of this rcmeely, and urged me to trv it.
As a practicing physician and a graduate of the
schools, Icherished the prejudice bottinalurul
and common with all regular practitioners, and
deriiled tho idea of any medicino outside the
regular chnntiels being the least beneficial. Ho
solicitous, however, was Dr. Footo, that I fi
nally promised I would waive my pre jiulice and
try tho romecly ha so highly recommended.
I began its use on thn first day of June aud
took it according to dircctinus. At
first it sickened me; but tbie
I thought was a gooel sign for one in
my dolnlitateil condition. 1 continued to take
it; tho sickeuing rcie-ation ueparteel anel 1 was
able to retain feiod on my stomach. In n few
days 1 1 oticcd a deeidod change for tho better.
as also diil my wife and friends. My hiccoughs
ceaseel anil 1 cxperiencoei less p un thten tor.
merlv. I was so rejoiced at this imnruv'!
coueliiioii that, upon what I belienod a few
days before was my dying bed, I vowed, in the
presence of my family and trio-jets, should I
recover I would both uubliclv and ofivatelv
make knowu this remedy lor the gooei of Im
munity, wherever and whenever I lia l an op
portunity. I also determined that I would
give a cour.' of iecturis in Iho Corinthian
Academy of Music of this city, stating iu lull
the syiup oms and almost utter hopelossnoss ot
my e'iseaso and the remarkable means by which
I have been saved. My improvement was con
stant from tiirft time, and in less than three
months I had gained twenty-six pounds in
llo. b, became entirely free from pain, aud I be
lievo I owe my life and present condition
wholly to Warner's Sate Kidney ami Liver
Cure, tho remedy which I used.
Siueo my recovery I have thoroughly rein
vestigated the subject of kidney dilliculties and
Drigut's disease, and the truths deve loped are
astounding. I therefore sttite, deliberately,
and as a physician, that I believe moue than
ONL-HALl' THE DFA1US WUirll OCCTU IN AMEIIIOA
A1IE GUKi:i 1IY UltlelHl'S DlsKASK-OF THE II1)
keys. Ibis mav sound like a rash statement.
but I am prepared to fully verify it. Uright's
uisease nas no uistinctive symproms or its own
(indeed, it often develops without any puiu
whatever iu the kidneys or their vicinity), hut
nas rno symptoms oi nearly every ottier Known
complaint. Hundreds of people die daily.
whose burials are authorized by a physician's
certificate of "Heart Disease," "Apoplexy,"
"Paralysis," "Spinal Complaint," "liheu
niatinin," "Pneumonia," and other
common complaints, when in roaliy
it was Bright' Disease of the Kidneys.
Fow physicians, and fewer people, realize the
extent of this disease or its dangerous and in
sidious nature. It steals into the system like
a thief, manifests its presence by" the com
monest symntoms, and fastens itself upon the
constitution before the victim is aware. It is
nearly as hereditary as consumption, quito as
commou aud fully as fatal. .utire lamuies,
inheriting it from their ancestors, have died,
and yet none of the numtier knew or realized
tho mysterious power whioh was romoviug
them. Instead of common symptoms it often
snows none whatever, nut brings uoatti sud
denly, and as such is usually supposed to be
heart disease. As ono who has sutfoietl, and
knows by bitter experience what he says, I im
plore every one who reads these words not to
neglect the slightest symptoms of Kidney
dimcully. Certain agony and po-sible death
will be the sure result of such neglect, and no
one can afford to hazard such chances.
I am aware that such an unqualified state
ment as this, coming from me, known as I am
throughout the entire land as a practitioner and
lecturer, will arouse the surprise and possible
animosity of Iho medioal profession and aston
ish all with whom I am acquainted, but I mike
Ihe forogoing statements based upon facts
which I am prepared to produce and truths
which I can substantiate to the letter. The
welfare of those who may possibly be enfforert
such as I was, is an amplo inducement for me
to take the step I have, and if I cau success
fully warn others from the dangerous path in
which I onoe walked, I am willing to endnre
all professional and personal consequences.
J. a HENION, M. D.
BucBESTEn, N. V., December 80, 1B8U
When & man hrncn thnt Via on toll o
person's character by the color of his
hair, it is deuced rough to swindle him
bv stAAvincp Mm n n fieroinRt a man iV.
- - o J- o - nuj
wears a wig. Boston Post,
On nf fba .Tann'teh ennoTAontnTa In
New York has decided that hereafter
men snail remove their bats In pnblio
Hand Ortraa Tones for 1S82.
' This is the time when organ nrind-
era order their tnnes for (bo coming
season," eaid Mr. Taylor, a New York
maker of nann organs. 11 In faot, the
time of supply and demand is so regn
lar and unfailing that almanao makers
mifilit put along with other predictions,
all the way from the middle of January
to the middle of April, Now put
new tunes in hand organs.' And in
summer, of oourse, 1 Now look out for
new tnnes in hand organs,' "
" What are tne new tunes called for
this year?"
" Well, the returns are not all in vet.
Of course you know that the organ
grinders themselves do not have much
to cay aSout what tunes shall be put
into their organs ; they rely almoc'.,
entirely on 'what the people ask for.
ko ', I don t believe it is tne, as many
assert, that the organ grinders pick out
uninteresting tnnes and creaking or
gans in order that pennies may be given
to them to go away quickly. I think
they report to me honestly what tnnes
the people ask for. On the whole,
Harrigan and Hart's sones are most
popular in the eonntry. Just now their
' Major Qilfeather,' a waltz song, is the
rage. They all ask for it. Then there
is Tony Pastor's 'Whist, whist,' which
is going to be very popular on the hand
organ only the whist sound will be
anything bnt whist."
"Anything from the Gilbert and
Sullivan comic operas, The Pirates '
or ' Patience y"
Not a note ; no demand for them
Nothing from the 'Mascotte.' We take
tho 'Charity Bob' song and 'All on Ac
count of Eliza' from 'Clllee Taylor,' and
the grand marches from 'Patinitza' and
'Boecaccio.' From New Orleans and
Savannah come loud calls for tunes
from 'Olivette.'"
"is the hand organ played much
through the Southern States?"
"Just now New Orleans is my best
market. The negroes havo taken to
playing hand organs, while the Italians
have dropped off all over the country.
Theje are not one-fourth as many Ital
ian players as wandered about the
States a few years ago. The Italians
are at work on railroads as laborers in
every capacity. They are willirg to
work if they cam bo satisfied that they
will get pay for thoir labor."
"Well, what new tune are you put
ting into organs played in the Western
States ?"
'"Grandfather's Clock.'"
" Is that tune new anywhere?"
" You would think so from the num
ber of requests I have for it. Here is
a new organ, in which I have just put
the ' Sweet By-and-Bye.' It in going
into Massachusetts, with 'Only an
Armor Bearer' and ' I'll Stand By Until
iue iuorning,' ana otner oi tne late Mr,
Bliss' writings. Thev are in creat de.
mand in little towns where a strong re
ligious oias rnnB.
"Any other popular tunes which
hang on?'
" ' The Devil's March from von Suppe's
opereua, - i.no uevu on Uarth,' and
'Cradle's Empty, Baby's Gone,' 'A
Violet from Mother's Grave,' and
Speak, only Speak.' I don't make
tragic opera selection for a hand organ
once in five years. Everything must
ne either ninny or sentimental."
" Femnli (tnmnlnlnta."
Dr. It. V. Tierce. Buffalo. N. Y.: Dear Mr
I was sick for six years nnd could scarcely wsl't
about tho house. Sty breath nas short and I
suffered from puin in my breast and stomach
an tno time; also from palpitation and an in
tuinal fever, or burninj sensation, and n
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DEi.ir.Air n. 31cMh,ln. Arlington, fla.
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tickets having already been engaged from
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For weak lungs, spitting of blood, shortness
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Faith has a visiem of its on. but no light iu
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Hops State, 1881 20
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Lard City Steam 11 15
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if a friend had not feriaiuiieniled Sr. J.uons On.
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September 18, 1W7&.
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'foe best uiodical work ever publlsheel.iondon LaruM. A brilliant and Tlnl. 1.1,1. IT '
Kl aud Jeweled medaf. awarded the author of the BolaSS o PLf2VTfi1tOT.kT'ffS;.Vh
aiowea. .huichwi riougiman, 1 houaanda of
lOiiUmg lourna le literary, political, roliKioua andaeientiflo throughout the
win.; ii&iiiimWWU:' ' "4 eiwire
Address PEABODY MEDICAL INSTITUTE op W. H. PARKER, M. D..
4 BalOnch brreet, Beaten, Maaa, ' '
N. p. The tjtior may b tonjnjted 00 mil 4laeaea f)biai akili tad experience.
A love-Bick swain begins a poem,
"I'm afloat on theses of an endless
love." Never mind, sonny, as long
-.flnat. Tim are all rio-hfc.
The gss in your head will keep yon
from sinking. n uuertoo vunvrwr.
Tho young man who stops, just as he
is going to kiss his sweetheart, to in
quire the price of potatoes and flour,
will no doubt make an excellent hus
band, but he is no good as an enthusi
astic lover. Steubeiwillc Herald.
Thirteen female physicians are prac
ticing in Clayton, Ia., and at a recent
fire there were not well men enough in
the town to run the engine out. It is
one grand incorporated hospital.
A GOOD FAMILY REMEDY !
STRICTLY PURE.
Harmless to tho most Delicate !
By IU faithful me CONSUMPTION hna Wen
CtKF.I) when other Kanwrtlra nd Physi
cians have failed to effect a cure.
jRiteuiATt WniOHT, nf Marlon Cmmty, W Va
wrlteHUs that Mm wife hsx Pulmonary Conuvmp!
tion, and was tTonounftJ inci hablk by thHr phy.
sinan, whon tho uvo nf All n'H Jjmtf IJaUam nt.
tihki.y cviiF.n HKB. lln writt Unit ho and hit
uei';libiirn think it thrbeM morticing In thn world.
M. C humt.H, Merchant ot licnvlinu Oro;n, Va.,
writw, A'ril 4, tlnvt hr wants us to know that
the Ja'Nu Hat-ham hah CunKD Hib MtmiKR op Con
KiiMn i'iN, alter tlio ihvtiriun had Riven her up an
inriirnhle, HenayN other, knowing her rF. hav
taken the, HalMiun and h vn cured; ho thinks all so
altlictrd hIhhiM eive it a trial.
Dn. Mkhkihth, Deiitint ot Ofnrfnrmti. wn tlionpht
til bo in tho La-j- Stamkh or C'inki'M1'Tmn . . 1 win
induced by Mm trU mi to try Allen J,u,i .iNaro
after the formula was Hmwii him. Wti ha. j.h let
ter that it at oii e cured Mm cuujh aud thut lie wns
able to reHutue bin iiraetief.
M m. A. ( ha liA m io.t Wholesale .Drnetfttitn,
Zaiicpville, Ohio, writts im of thu euro ot Mat Mm
Freeman, a well-known citizen, who had bon
uftiirted with ItiutNc hitir in it worst form fur
twelve years. The Lunj? Hulwiua curud him, as H
has many others, ol biiuNcurris.
Sit ALSO
CONSUMPTION. COUGHS, COLDS
ji
ASTHMA, C'llOtJI?,
All UUrnKPn of the- Til HO AT, I.IXtJS nnd
PI I..1IOXAHY OIMJ.VN.
C. 9. MAnnv, flinufn'st nt O.ihly. Ky,, write flint
tholit'lii-M think tlie-n- is no miifely ci'ial toLunn
iiiilKHtu for Inroup auel VYIiooiiiiw Cuiik'li.
Mother will find it n xiilo nnet sure romoely to civ,
their cliiletrcu whru atilie-teet with Croup.
It is harmless to the most-delicate child !
It contains no Opium in any form I
Ttecoinme,n,l'il hy llivHtclnnii, !tltnlHffr arid
Niirni-. Iu liict by eve-ryhoely why hit tffven it u
geioil triul.
It Never FnlU to HHnu lUlli-f. An nn Ex.
Pfc'lurniit li Iiiih no iMiunl
SOLD BY ALL MEDICINE DEALERS.
JOHNSON'S ANODYNE IJM1IKNT will
I i.sitivi'ly ivvrut thtKii-nihli; ilisrunr, ami will posi
tivfly t-nri" nine r:iscs oiit ci' ten. Inlonimtion thai
w ill mtvr ninny live. Kent f ive hv mail. Dmi't il lay
mnr.HMit, l'lvwiitimi iK btittr 1h:m unrt. 1. 8. John.
iON A: :n., lio."!n, Muw., loHiHTly lianor, Muuih. y
SILVESWATCHESFfiEEl
K"ery wcfk SotKl Silver IlitutiJur-caff Wuit-Len aro
ivin awnv with Tlio Hv 'inmpi.n. The
u.tiiHH 'f thopti vhp't v:il''li''N nro ii'ilii-h-tl wi
wt'i k. It is tho lltst Jinys' rarer iu Wt11. St-nd
" 'mis frr u Hiinii'lf t'ttuv t
CIIAHI'IOS IM ULiSHINC CO,
!!M Willi)! mi Si., VnrU VI y.
lsn I LbOIUlliO widow, father?, mothers ot
chihtren. Tnf-usnnds rt cntith-rl. Pennifiis (tWen
fur loss f fitifcr.tnf .t- .r riipinre.varicniif rums
r unj l)liti'itc. Tii:intiHrt nf pen jn T and
-".hli.Tf; rntitk-il tn lM ltKA"!: luul 11(11 M V
lATF.NTW prncnriMl f..r Inwnt. v. hltlti-H
Imitl varruttta prvt r , lmmriitund s11. S'lldivrt
mil lioirj jii'ly f.r ymir riftlit tA onrf. Kf nd 1
stnmiis fur "The Citi-n-SuMler." nnd rtuni'in
nnd Motility inw.i l'!ank. and instruct vnt - We
ran rclVr ti t)imsiin(e f Piiftifr.i nnd CliPTit.
A Mr.'Mt N. W. itJSTald & Co. I'knsion A
l'1NT Afl'vd. I,.-1 I'..'.'.". -ti-i " Ar
THE OFFICIAL HISTORY OF THE
GUIITEAU TRIAL
Tlit in the onlv rnmidete. aud fullv illnRtnited "Life
mil 'I riiii of (iuite'aii." It eiintainx all theteeitiniom
,1 flie exierU mid other noted witneKsen: all tlio
-P lies made by the eitnuiuK ana--Hiu in hi, ureat
llorts toe.i;ie the .iHowm b- feljxnini! iiifninitv.
fewiire ot r:itehH nny boolisi. JtillioiiH ol people nro
-;lI t i i i w tor thin wurk. Air- lit-. .i,ii.. Circulars
iree. I-.xtra le rnei to A'enlH. AdilreKH
National Puiii.isiiiNu I'o., l'hiliidelphfa. Pa.
SAWING MACHINE !
this Is ttie Improved
fliiitiureh I.lirhiiiliiB
Kiih - til- Clll.Afhfc.1'
l.n.l IIKM MAIIK! Miui
ti, Lobs KASV and FAST.
fflxli cn. i & Send jtotital
1. ,r 11 It mi ,,.. I I '..1 e..,.i,r
'J.n'J.'nliift testimonials niiel fu I p-.n i'l-uli. tfiKM'S
1 I HI. W"i difeoii-tf alliinf ,1 lo tlitme v h . mine
iid l t iniich'ne. MOXA III II l-KiJITXINOj.
8A.' CO., loa Riuuloliih Mteiel. hlcuk-o. 111. Sfc
Engineering News
A 'JO-jwio woekly Journal of Public; Work. Civil Kn
yinerrJni. and Cojitr;t'tiM'': I per ve;tr: ninth ' iir.
MAT I If I K I OK TllKKi: UONTtlS
to an. p-r)fii snbr-eriliint.' through jis tor one vear to
tlttfhi'K Mtiwr.ttf. Wi'kl'j or :-uur, tvutary JJuyi'
zntfi. or Attii'th- Mnnihhi. AililrpM
t;i:o. Jl. KliOST, HiTrilmiifJiuilUiiiff, Kcvr York City.
V li. PleaNPnien(ion Oiih pa per.
II RICH BLOOD!
riirnotiH' rnitiuiv I'll! make New Fich
lilood, uud will foinprtt-ly rhauKO the blood in tha
ontire h Kti-in In thii'e months. Anv person who
win taknone eiu-li nibt from 1 to ISweokBmav lw
res'oivd to sound health, if nurh a thinK bft poRible.
Sold everywhere ,,r ent by mnil for ft letter slumps.
I. S. JOHNSON iV CO., HoHto.i, ManM.v
1 jj'jn1' 1 y M " " " ' m
TOMTli is MiCllTV
I W I TI onlf" Hrof. 1 Alt fl N KZ iiif Gta&t
t y ur fjiurt hutliand or if. pucholojicilljl fit
nt nil
! of ITirftiBt;, trill ;
m tnritr. WejntT rflurriril tu til uvt ikti.fieJ,
'J'm ZlJ ,'rl,n'- Mooi'y H. bttoioii, Um.it.
V ! r an ET v a a ,nr ' ss-i wi'li Improved
LrlctrV f" rCCl"'r''flalde.Cleiidr.
. . T. 'te. Sent to auv addresa
onrei-efpt oi two Tlirer-f on- Siihiiiin. Address
t'HAftl.E.S K. IflliES, 4 NUidawaro Ave., l'hila.
It. S. k A. P. T.ueev, Patent Holied
ton., WaHhiii'tnn, Ii. i;. Ourv.i).
uublelland Hooks, "i'aleut." aud
" IlinlH and tti'eipe4,".i'ii fi r?.
ELECTRIC BELTS.
A iierlect e-iire for preiuieturo debility, Send fol
rlreiilnr. lui. J. KAKII, KJ J Ilroadway, New Vork.
AII(I.II VOFKF.tt. tliiiK) Insurance at ii.6d;
yere I OI pi r i I OOO, .inniiiilly.
Idles. Mb H 'Ali I.ll' K I.O., I!l;.blNOTOS. S. J. .
70 A WEEK. 12 a rtar at home easily made
Outlit free. Add TmiK & Co.. Allirusta,
.tlV
Aiiirusta.jPlaiue.
Morithina llnbltrunxl'in in
1111. i. M E1-1IENS. lbailllll I ii.i..
A I f I AflF.STH. (lulllt five. Addrewi
Sit I I I I'. O. Vlelii rv, A uttiiMiijjHy.
COOA WpNTHAuENTS WANTED OO be.t
i wiling artleles m ilw world: laani,l. f, tt,
JT wfWt AiUre:M Jay Krouauii, Uelrolt. Mich.
YOU NGM FlOn wJ'M li'iiru TeleeraTThFin
iiii-ii inur nionthn, and bo ce riaiu nf a
Kftuation, address Viilentine jiros., JaueHville, Wis.
A" CJENTS WANTED for the'llmt anil Fast.Vt:
Kelliun Pietorial Uooks and llibles. Priee. redueeet
S iw.ct. National l'ublishiniCohiladelpuia, Pa.
TTT A T1PTTT,C Cle" Mnu, Sunatrt
- W Jii X WXlXjlJAmerkQ Watch Co.,-iltttiiirgh,ri.
fi TTTTCl "l'," ""rloiui free. Ad.lrtM,
3T J XM KW O'ttt "l Oun IToikn. Plil.t.nriV r.
stRR a week ill vour own town. Tei-mTanliVoutflt
pO free. Add Hll.l lAl.l.p.iTji:Ci).,Portl;tiid.Mainc.
free! Catali'i?ue of Cheap Jteisie.u. Breiiiu, Iiiie.Pa.
$5 tO S20 rerdayat borne, fianipltiworrtif.'tfree;
J lu "v AddnniiKTimioN ilkj..Portlaud.Maiue.
6 CENTS. SEND NOW.
eitraeU aimllar tn th. Tv;. I-,rr.i ,r I':.::" 1""' rK
: " - iruin iu.
land. Tho book la Kuarao-
lur double tbi price, ot tl
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