HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and publisher- NIL DESPERANDUM. Two Dollars per Annum. VOL. XI. KIDGTVVAY, ELK COUNTY, FA., THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1881. NO- 10 A ' 1 1 " 1 1 1 " 1 1 . 1 1 " " - - . - V On the Fnrm. Roosters crowing, Cattle lowing, Watch-dogs baying, Horses noigliing, Peacocks in plumes of splendor screaming. In the morning. At the dawning. Hieing early, Heaping barloy, The master regulating teaming. Oxen feeding, Weather heeding, Bright or hazy, Milking Daisy, Queen of the field, pride of the dairy. Then comes Light-face, Then comes Bright-face, Then Blackberry, And Red Cherry, The milkmaid, meadow fairy. Ripo fruit tumbling, Farmers grumbling, Corn unfolding, Women scolding, And disappointed maidens "pouting." When tho cream's off Sending teams off To tho cheese-press; The milk weighs less, But there may be a brook trout in. All I the night time Brings the bright time, When harsh noises And loud voices Are drowned in deep seas of slumber. Tho whip-poor-will Will not be still; She's appealing, Without feeling, For stripes for poor " Will " without number In thickets hid, The katykid Wakes to tell na She is jealous; It may bo nction, of flirtations Of some coquette Who when she met Sweet Katy fair Out in the air, Said some soft things with palpitations. -George Hr. Bungay, inTem perance Banner. THE MISTAKE GARNET MADE. A little, low-browed, yellow cottage, sleepily nestling 'neatii a canopy ol branching hemlocks. Here dwelt Mrs Darley, or the Widow Darley, as shi was commonly called by the inhabitant! of Linden. Here, since tho depurturt of her niece, Garnet, her brother Rob ert's child, for the city to leam the dressmaker's trade, which event occur red a couple of years ago, she had lived alone, subsisting on the produce she raised on the few acres of ground at tached to the cottage, which she man aged to sell or baiter away for groceries at n thriving town three miles distant. Day was fast verging into dusk. In deed, for some time twilight had lain gray upon tho scene, and only a silver line kissed the purple tops of the dis tant mountain. The Widow Darley sat by the window busily engaged in darn ing a wretched-looking stocking over a mammoth mock orange, bemoaning with her every stitch her recent attack of rheumatism which confined her to tho house, when she was thoroughly conscious of the fact that her services were needed out doors. Now was the time to dig her potatoes, now the time to gather certain appbs, and do everything in fact; and here she was, not only unable to get about, but so heiiril trammeled by debts that she found it impossible to secure the assist ance so much needed. " AVell, I declare I" This exclamation wan caused by the rumbling old stage coach, that daily passed her house, stopping at the front gate, from which alighted her niece, who ran lightly up the walk and into tho houpo followed by a strongly-built mun, bearing on his shoulder a good sized trunk, which he deposited in the hall ere making his exit. " How d'ye do, Aunt Susan ?" with a hug and a kiss. "Not a slave to rheu matism, I hope V" " Yes," replied Widow Darley, who, by the way, was a tiny woman of fifty, with a face not unlike the wrinkled ap ples that grew on the tree in the garden, " the monster has me again in his clutch. But, whatever brings you home ? You haven't surely been Bent adrift '" " Yes, aunt," a tremor of ain thread ing her voice in spite of her efforts to appear unconcerned, "times are dull, and Madam Brown has so little work that she deemed it expedient to dispense with the services of those girls who proved the most incompetent. I, being the least skillful of all her apprentices, was discharged without regret. Most summarily she dismissed me, withhold ing the few quaint words of commenda tion she grudgingly bestowed upon the others. I have no taste for dressmaking, and am termed a regular botch. Not a very good recommendation to help se cure another situation, eh ? But, never mind, aunt 1 I see I am needed at home How are things prospering V "Not at all," in her most dolorous tone; "the place is fairly weighed down with mortgages, and, for aught I know to the contrary, Mr. Lincoln may fore close any day. YeB, any day may find us without shelter. Our larder is about empty and there is no money to replen ish it ; all of the flour has been scraped from the barrel, and to-day I was obliged to borrow a pailful from Jane Gray; then, too, there is not a tea-leaf in the cuddy and I do not know how to exist without my cup of tea. I had meant to have dug a. few bushels of potatoes and got Mr. Denver's horse to g to obtain some of the things 1 cannot get along without, but I am good for nothing good for nothing 1" with a profound sigh. "Never mind, aunt, don't worry. I'll see what can be done in the morning." And next forenoon, about 10 o'clock, with a hoe swung over her shoulder, and a half-bushel basket in her hand, in w hich reposed a half-dozen potato bags end a dainty repast done up in a news paper, she (rudgftd to the potato lot, to see what could be done ; for the widow's niece, Garnet Embers, was a girl equal to any emergency. She was a slender, graceful girl, neither blonde nor bru nette, but a combination of both, as pretty a creature as one would care- to see, with her wonderfully fair complex ion, tinged with tho merest flush of pink, her dark eves, almond-shaped, and full of vim, shadowed by black, curling lashes, and a superb abundance of red brown hair, coiled low on her well shaped head. She had donned a dun hued calico dress, which she had fastened up ou all sides to keep clear of the dirt, thereby displaying a foot arched and lender as sn Arab's and over her head, hiding her wondrous hair, was one of her aunt's snnbonnets, making her look, as she declared, a regular guy. She reached the lot and set to work in earn est, but somehow she made little pro gress. Oh ! if some strong-handed mas culine creature were but around I What short work he would make of that job. At this juncture the report of a gun sounded near, and Garnet looked up just in time to see a chipmunk, running along the fence dividing her lot from Mr. Denver's, topple over and an instant aftei a man in gray, muscularly framed and handsome as Apollo, with wide sombrero shading his face, appeared in sight. How propitious the fates were ! What she had devoutly wished for was yonder a man. Mr. Denver's hired man, without doubt. She sus pended operations, and with her hoe raised aloft, cried out: "Here, young man, come here! I want you to help in digging a few bushels of potatoes. I will see that you do not incur Mr. Denver's displeasures by doing as I desire. And, indeed, for that matter, you might as well be working for me as to bo idling away your time in killing harmless creatures. Come, what do you say ?" " All right, miss ; I'll be with you as soon T iij exchange my gun for a hoc, for I suppose you intend to keep on digging?" "Certainly. Now don't be long about it. That's a good man 1" She was earnestly digging away when ho vaulted over the fence and stood by her side, hoe in hand, his hat lower down on his face than ever. But Widow Darley's niece paid no attention to his personal appearance. He was nothing but a hired man, so whether ugly or comely what mattered it to her 1 Old Sol, an inflamed ball of heat, glow ered upon them savagely, and the per spiration stood in beaded drops upon heir faces as they toiled on, Mr. Denver's hired man making no better progress with his row of potatoes than Garnet with hers. The girl glanced at Lim contemptuously. " You don't succeed any better than I i girl. You are tho greenest hand at di ;ging potatoes I ever saw. Mr. Den ver '11 not keep you long, I know." " Perhaps not," ho said, in a uon chilant way. "I am a green hand at it, I acknowledge, but I guess I can earn after a while. See, miss, if I have done my work well." " Oh, my !" she cried out, vexatiously, " how stupid how very stupid you are 1 Yon have not got the potatoes half out of the hill, and those you have hauled out ore well-nigh chopped to pieces by the hoe. You wield that instrument as if it were vour intention to mutilate, to destroy. You need dig no more !" " Well," leaning contentedly against the hoe-handle, and wiping the perspir ation off his forehead with the daintiest of white handkerchiefs, from which emanated the perfume of violets, " what next shall I do ? Issue your commands, Miss Miss" " Embers, young man, and an espe cial friend of your master, Mr. Denver. Well, aa you do not manage the hoe adroitly enough to be anything but detiimental to auntie's potatoes, you may as well take the half-bushel basket, gather them up and put them in the bags. They are peach-blows, and are sure to bring an excellent price in the market; Mr. " She stopped and eyed him narrowly for the first time, styling him a remark ably handsome and distingue-looking person for a hired man. " You maj call me Bob," he said, with a comical grimace. " Mr. Denver culls me that." "Well, Bob, to work! Don't lag, and when noon conies you may share my lunch with me under the apple tree." Quite an inducement. A feeling of ludicrousuess came over him, and he fairly shook with laughter Was he laughing at her ? Garnet drow herself up proudly, a spark of fire in her big dark eyes. " What makes you laugh so immoder ately, Bob 1 It is not polite of you, and I shall certainly report your ill-behavior to Mr. Denver." " Pray don't, Miss Embers," with an affected humility. " I couldn't help it. Indeed I couldn't. If you had seen that ill-favored hop-toad leap over that potato, you'd laugh, too. It was so funny. The toad was so small, whereas the potato has grown to a enormous size a regular whopper I Look ! Miss Embers, there goes the fellow now under that straggling vine I" "Humph!" was all the answer she vouchsafed him as she went on with her digging, but she doubted the existence of the toad and believed he was making sport of her. The minutes crept np, 12 o'clock came, and Bob was waxing savagely hungry. As he emptied the fourth basket of potatoes, he said: " It is noon now, Miss Embers, I'm sure. See I Old Sol is directly over us. Come, let's have our lunch under the apple tree. I m hungry as a canni bal." " I too," acknowledged Gurnet. " Get that parcel yonder, Lob, and don't squeeze it, else you'll crush the cran berry tarts in it. Aunt Sarah made them, and she's a famous pastry cook." " Cranberry tarts 1" Lis mouth begin ningto water. "You bet I'll hold it lightly. I am especially fond of them, But what delicacies does the luncheon contain. Miss Embers, prepared by your hands?" " Not any, Bob," with something that sounded like a sigh. "Iain no better epok, than dressmaker, We have both missed our vocation. I worked two years in Madam Brown's establishment endeavoring to learn how to cut and make dresses, but failed ignominiously; was therefore rent home minus n recom mendation. So it will be with yon, Bob. Although a thoroughly good man, Mr. Denver is a very exacting one, and if your work to-day is a specimen of what yon can do he will not keep you in his service any longer than what is ab solutely necessary. What up-hill work life is for the poor! Dear me ! I won der what I am good for, anyway ?" " Good to look at," he muttered, un der his breath, wishing that she would toss off the sunbonnet that almost con cealed her face. Then aloud, " Good to dig potatoes, I suppose." At which both laughed heartily, and together they wended their way to the apple tree, weighed down with golden fruit, at whose foot they were to par take of their lunch. A musical stream let threaded its way over a pebbly bod, washing the roots of the apple tree as it ran merrily on. Here, on the grass, in sound of its babbling voice, they scate6!themselves and prepared to par take of the repast, which Garnet spread daintily out on a newspaper, first throw ing off the offending sunbonnet, which motion caused the red-brown hair to tumble about her face, making a pic ture at which Titian would have raved. " By Jupiter 1" ejaculated Bob, " she is even prettier than I imagined. She is a perfect witch." He had doffed his sombrero, and his picturesque, Moorish face, illumined by darkly sjilendid eyes, Garnet thought the handsomest in the world. "If ho wero not a hired man," she mused, " or even had ever so small an income, I believe I could love him. As it is, the idea is simply ridiculous. I will sound him to see if he is as intellectual as he looks. She did so, and they fell into a con versation so agreeable to both that time passed by unheeded. A man's voice aroused them. It was Mr. Denver's. " Heigho 1" he cried, in a hearty tone, " having a picnic on a small scale ? Pla guy mean of you, Miss Garnet, not to extend an invitation to your nearest neighbor. When did you arrive '!" " Last night. And, Mr. Denver," as they shook hands, " I took the liberty of so liciting help from your hired man in digging a few bushels of potatoes to take to market. " Ha, ha, ha 1" The good man's laugh rang out loud and clear. " Did you really take Bob for a hired man V Why, this is my guest, Mr. Lincoln the gentleman who owns the mortgage on your iiunt's place. He, to use an ex pression in vogue, is fairly rolling in riches. Ha ! ha ! ha 1 my hired man ! Miss Embers, Mr. Lincoln." iie strolled away, ami the two were leit alone. No reply; the fair face was buried low in her hands, and Garnet felt as if she could never meet his gaze again. How came she to make such an egregious blunder. Well, no apology would be admissible now, and she must brave it out as well as possible. " Uurnet, ond now the hands were removed from the flushed face and held in his warm clasp, "listen to nie. Yon have made a mistake, and the only way you can rectify it is to accept me as your irieua. ill von t And plucky little Garnet, with a coquettish glance from under her jet black lashes, said: " I will. That is," with a pretty hesi tation to her voice, "if you take me and auntie's potatoes to market with Mr. Denver's horse. I wish to purchase some groceries." It is needless to say that he did as she desired, and late in November, when the air was chill and keen, and the flakes of snow eddied to tho grouud and covered it with a mantle of white, Rob ert Lincoln presented Mrs. Darley with a deed of the place and took Garnet away with him to his city home, where. as his wife, she reigns quite royally: ond he always blesses the day when he dug potatoes with her, and she took him for " Mr. Denver's hired man." CURIOUS FACTS. Celery seed will germinate when twenty years old. A snail's head may be cut off, and in a certain time another head will be formed. At least, so says Spallanzania. The elephant has been known to die for grief when, in a sudden fit of mad ness, he has killed his keeper. In one district in Japan seventy-one Buddhist temples are reported to have been diverted to secular uses since 1873, and more than 700 in the whole empire since 1877. Women never nppeared upon the stage among the ancients. Their parts were represented by men until as late as 1CG2, when Charles II. first encour aged their publio appearance. It has been discovered by a micro scopical examination that the crystalline lens in the eve of a codfish, which is never half an inch in diameter, is made up of more than live million fibers, which are united by more than 62,000, 000,000 teeth. A little girl at Davenport, nine years of age, will without a moment's hesita tion spell backward any word of what ever lengtn, given to nor in English, more rapidly than the majority of chil dren of her ago would spell forward, and invariably correct. An old soldier's overcoat was sold at auction in Pennsylvania the other day for $75.60. It was worn in the war of 1812 and during a part of the first winter of the rebellion, and is still in a good state of preservation considering its long and severe usage. It is well known thut certain fowls fill their digestive apparatus with gravel and pebbles, which act as millstones in grinding up their food. Recent investi gation snowed mat ouier animals are addicted to similar habits on a larger scale. Seals swallow stones weighing irom one to two ana sometimes even three pounds each, while one investk'a- tor found, not long since, ton pounds of tnese uouiciers in the stomach of a seu- lion. Kisses. "Kiss mo softly, and speak to mo low." There is a story told of on old Scotch deacon who courted a girl for a good many years but never found courage enough' to ask her to marry. One day, ofter they hod been " keepi'n' company" for abotit ten years, he ventured to solicit a kiss. " Let me first ask a blessing," he said, and falling upon his knees he im plored the Divine benediction. He next, with due circumspection and Scotch deliberation, possessed himself of the kiss, when with a sounding smack he exclaimed: " Eh 1 woman, but it was good I Let us return thanks I" That prince of good fc;.lows, John G. Saxe, has added this to the kissing lit erature: Give me kisses all is waste Save the luxury of the taste. And for kissing kisses live Only when we take and give. Kiss me, then, Every moment, and again. There are poetic kisses and Platonic kisses such as the beautiful Malam Recomier gave to Chateaubriand; there are historic kisses such as those re corded in the book of Genesis; spiritual kisses such as Solomon tells us about, and treacherous kisses, that betray: And the jest seldom slips But it strikes a tender chord; And a kiss was on tho lips Of tho wretch that sold his Lord. What is the sweetest kiss in tho world? Who can tell? Passion puts a sting into its kisses love is selfish duty cold. The kisses of friendship are mere compliments. The kiss of recon ciliation between those who truly love should be the sweetest of all kisses. There is a kiss that is the embodiment of purity, innocence, and tender, trust ful love. It is a fluttering, clinging, rosebud kiss, that leaves a memory as pure and loving as itself; it is TnE BABY'S kiss. " Mistress Mary, quite contrary, How dors the baby grow ? Colic spells, and ears like shells, And kisses from top to toe." It is upon the baby's kisses that the heart of the mother lives. Oh, the lit tle ones that have been laid away bap tized with tears and kisses 1 the kisses that wero given not back again, and yet .finch were so dear so dear. " Dear as remembered kisses after death," says Tennyson. There is a pretty legend that Christ had a dimple in his chin, laid there by an angel's kiss, and whoever he kissed would surely receive that dimple, so the Germans say of one who has a dimple chin: " be is Christ-kissed. The kiss of respect is given upon the forehead; that of admiration upon the eyes; that of beauty upon the cheeks. The kiss of love is given upon the lips. It is said men do not waste kisses upon each other when they can do so much better, but in every other chapter of the Bible some old patriarch hub upon the neck of some other old patri arch and kisses him, and the father of the prodigal son ran and kissed him and however distasteful it may be men do kiss each other at the present time when they meet after long absences and are clohcly related, or have a David and Jonathon sort of friendship for each other. The late Princess Alice, eldest duugh ter of Oueen V letoria and wile of on Vustrian prince, lost her life n year or two ago through a kiss; two of her children died of diphtheria, ond she I'ould not resist the pleading of her lving bov to " kiss mamma;" she kissed his paling lips in an agony of mother love and took the dread disease, which resulted fatally. No doubt the kisses of young lovers taste better than any luxury yet discov ered they must be spooney and inno cent and untutored for kisses like other nectar of the gods lose their fla vor in time. " They stood above the world In a world apart, And she dropped hor happy eyes And stilled the throbbing pulses Of her happy heart ; And the moonlight fell above her Her secret to disc-over As though no human lover Had laid his kisses there." The hero of Lockesly Hall said: "Many an evening by the waters did we watch the stately ships ; And our spirits rushed together at the meeting of tho lins." The dramatic kiss has attracted con siderable attention lately. The way in which Emma Abbott kisses that hand some Castle, who plays " Paul " to her " Virginia," is too, too much 1 It is re corded variously us " emotional," " par oxysmal," "spontaneous," "absorbing," and everybody wondered when little Emma learned to kiss in that way. Suruh Bernhardt makes a little rush at her vis-a-vis, and kisses him behind the ear before he knows what it is all about. Mary Anderson's kisses remind an actor who plays with her of the time he put his tongue to a frozen lamp-post when a boy, and now all the old boys are look ing for frozen lamp-posts to kiss. Hero is a darling HIT or SENTIMENT : " Up to her chamber window A slight wire trellis grows, And up this Borneo's ladder Clambers a bold white rose. To her scarlet lips she holds him, And kisses him many a time ; Ah, me 1 it was he that won her, Because he dared to climb." Detroit tree free$. While there is a gratifying increase in the number of Presbyterian churches, there is a discouraging decrease yearly in the number of communicants added. Thus in 1870 there were 5,077 churc hes and 48,210 accessions by examination; in 1877, 5,153 churches and 43,008 ac cessions; in 1878, 5,209 churches and 32,277 accessions; in 187S), 5,415 churches and 29,190 accessions, and last year, 5,489 churches and 20,838 accessions. Here is a steady decrease, the causes for which are not yet understood. It is needless to say that these facts are dis cussed with care at each general assem bly, but as yet without finding any remedy. Christian at Work, Heliotropes, when growing rapidly, should be supplied freely with water, When somewhat dormant they should be kept rather dry. Undiessed kids will be quite common at the s( shore this tumnier, FOB THE LADIES. The Russian Priest's Wife. There is only one hoppy woman in Russia; it is the priest's wife; ond it is a common mode of expression to say, as hntmv as a nriest's wife." The reason why she is happy is because her husband's position depends upon her. If she dies he is deposed, and becomes a mere laymen; his property is taken away from' him, and distributed, half to his children and half to the government. This dreadful contingency makes the Russian priest careful to get a healthy wife, if he can, and makes him take extraordinary good care of her after he has got her. He waits upon ner in tne most abject way. She must never get her feet wet, and she is petted ond put in hot blankets if she has so much as a cold in her head. It is the greatest possible good fortune for a girl to marry a priest, infinitely better than to be the wife of a noble. Women of Many Husbands. It is asserted that a lady in Calhoun county, 111., although seventy years old, has recently married ner sixtn husband. Her last deceased husband was named Race, and the man she has just married is named Farris. A romantic feature of her last matrimonial venture is tho fact that Mr. Fan-is was her first love, but cruel fate intervened and prevented their union. All her dead husbands are buried in the family graveyard upon the farm on which she resides, and her present husband, as he"counts the green mounds, will nave ample opportunity to reflect on the uncertainty of married life. Of another Woman, living in Geor gia, it is related that she has had five husbands. She married four widowers in succession. The first widower lived one and a half miles from the lady, when she was a widow; the Becond, third and fourth lived about the same distance from one another,so that she hud in turn charge of each of the residences, ond she is now living happilv with her fifth hus band within seven miles ot ner origmnl home. l'liNiiiiitis III It oil nil Hals. The most picturesque round hats for dressy wear at summer watering-places are of the open lace straws, with wide brim rolled up on the right side, or else just above the forehead. They have the trimming massed inside tho brim, and consisting of shirred or plaited surah, either pale blue or cream, and some short nodding plumes falling over the brim at the top, and a longer plume curling down the left side, or else a wreath of crushed flowers without leaves takes the place of feathers. Outside, the hat is almost without trimming, having perhaps a single long-looped bow of satin ribbon low down on the left of the crown, or a butterfly that looks as fine us a jeweled brooch ; or perhaps a long pin with an Egyptian head is thrust through the right side, or, it may lie, the ribbon that forms strings crosses be low the crown, and is fastened each side by a dragou-fly pierced by a pin ; or, stranger still, the strings are held bv gray silver heads of skye terriers with tinted glass eyes. Very large ox-eyed daisies form charms or wreaths for the front of such hats. For move general use are rough straw round hats with higher conical crowns and wide flat brims, trimmed with pom pons ana cords outside, or else a folded bayadere-striped handkerchief, or some snort ostncli tips, eight ol which sur round the crown, spreading out ou the brim. Sometimes eight or ten pompons of red, or black or cream white silk are around tne crown ; on otners mere are but two pompons, with a cord of steel or of gilt laid around in two or three rows. The flat brim is faced with velvet of becoming color, and may be studded witn jet or steel nulls near the edge, or else a row of steel or gold lace finishes it. Another becoming lasliion easily copied is that of turning the w ide brim back on top and making it flare slightly on the sides, then covering it with wreath of soft crushed roses, which is in its turn covered by a wide scarf of black Spanish lace, and letting the luce fall over on the crown sufficiently for trim ming, and then form strings that drape the sides with the effect of tho Spanish mantilla. The coronet round hat has steel lace sewed at the top of the coronet so that its pointed edges fall toward the face. Tho flaring hats are worn very far back on the head, while the coronet hat is placed further forward, and gives a very broad effect. Tho poke bonnets are sometimes so shaped thut they may poke downward toward the none and thus afford protection from tho sun, and save the eves, as tho excellent English walking hats formerly did. Round hats for little girls have shapes similar to those just described with the wide brim turned back on the top, and are of either rough Btraws or hue lus cans. Pompons of white silk and bows of long loops of white satin ribbon are the trimmings; the dark velvet linings for brims frame childish faces becom ingly, and the daisy clusters at the top remain the most popular flowers for them. Dark rough straw huts with dark pompons and cords are for general wear, while large conical poKe shapes are shown in Tuscan braids for dressy occa sions; the latter have white plumes and white satin ribbons, and there are also little pokes of white plaited lace, with flowers for trimming. Larger girls and misses in their teens will wear the poke shapes that are so becoming to youthful laces. iSazar. Fashion Note. A decided change in grenadines will be made the coming season. The rage for Japanese figured stuff for dresses is on the increase. All new collars, whether of linen batiste, mull or lace, are large. Drop ball trimmings are used for trimming satin foulard dresses. Loose light curls at the back of the head are much worn by young girls. Low-necked linings are used in the lace dresses made for this summer. The lace straw bonnets are open- worked ana require a colored lining. Tunic- jackets with wide cascades of lace arc much worn in the morning, Strong contrasts of color are observ able in most of tho new satin costumes. Rome of the now polonaises ore made with full, punier-like draperies over the hips. The favorite designs for steel lace are similar to those for point and Torchon lace. The real novelty in ribbons is the double-woven ribbon without selvage or seam. Steel is used to trim rather simple jackets as well as those of rich ma terial. Steel is much used in decorating laces, passementeries, guages and trim mings. Normandy bonnets of the most prim itive shape are among the summer mil linery. Velvet collars, cuffs, bow for the waist and bands for the hair now come in sets Lace and flounces alternate with muslin plai tings on tho summer dresses. Shirred effects in skirt draperies oppear on tho most fashionable imported dresses. Ombre satins do Lyon grow more and more popular for both dresses and bonnets. Gingham and momie cloth parasols to match suits, will be much used this summer. The shining on the front and sides of skirts is to be in horizontal rows hidf on inch apart. A dash of yellow, blue or rod is deemed essential to the finish of all dark toilets. Fine velveteen is combined with the black and white checked silks used for summer costumes. Little soft loose rings of hair falling over tho forehead are taking the place ot the long-luvored hangs. High neck ruches of black luce and wuite lace plaited together ore very fashionable and exceedingly becoming, A novelty in English straw bonnets is in poke or coal-scuttle shape, with a brim in cnleche style, formed by turned up brunts ot the straw. borne ot the black open straws m bonnets ore so fine thut they look like tnreod lace, utner designs are in imi tation of Torchon lace. Albatross cloth robes in full shades of olor, cream and pure white, are taste fully embroidered in Oriental colors and designs with floss silks. A new sort of trimming is made by shirring satin, doubling the material where the thread is run so as to produce the etlect of alternate tucks ond puns, The favorite shape for tea gowns of ceremony is the loose dolman, visite iKo ruck witn elbow sleeves, worn over a ricliiv-trinimcd dcmi-trained skirt. Tho gowns are made' of the most costlv brocades and gauzes enriched witli silver, gold nnd steel threads, ond rimmed with lace, fringes nnd tassels o mulcn. The Flying-Fish. A letter in the New Orleans Times says: An extract lrom future threws iloubt on tho pursuit of Imng-hsh by the so-called dolphin, the coryphene. As I was once a witness of such a chase, accompanied by a circumstance much rarer, 1 append an account. One otter noon, during a voyage on a sailing ves sel bound to a West Indian port, while the ship was making some four or five miles tou hour, a coryphene was ob served gamboling under the bows, goi'g ahead a little, as if to show its superior speed, and then returning to its frolics. While the sailors were fastening the harpoon to a line, the corvphene sighted a flying-fish. At once it stiffened itself; its wholo body quivered as if with ex citement; its tail was agitated from one side to another, and it Btarted in pursuit, bounding over tne surlace ot the sea with leaps of some fifteen or twenty feet. Although a stern chase is held to be a very long one, this lasted less than a minute ; one of the leaps brought the coryphene right under the ten-ified fly- lng-nsn, whicn seemed to fall into its enemy's jaws. The latter returned to its "play-ground" under the bows, and was harpooned, brought on board, and cut up within two minutes after meal. The flying fash was taken .put wnoie, uninjured, me corypnene is the beautilully colored fish noted for the slutting and varieties of its tints when expiring. It is commonly but erroneously i-aiieu a uoipniu, an in tue weu-xnown verse, " The dying dolphin's changing nues." jsow, in regard to the Hying fish, I have watched them on many voy ages and I can confirm the observers who describe its motion as a leap, not an act of flying. It springs out of the water, gradually rising to the middle of its course, then falling, describing a parabola just as an arrow does in its night. 1 have repeatedly seen them change direction during the leap, mak ing a deflection amounting to about a halt angle, never more. But I cannot agree with Mr. Whitman, who estimates the length if their leap to be as much as 800 or even 1,200 feet. I opine that about 200 feet is a pretty big jump for one of these fishes, and, instead of forty seconds, I calculate the time occupied in a long leap at fifteen seconds, which gives a velocity of nine miles and a frac tion per hour. Conversation turned on a late mar riage between December and May, some of tho gentlemen poohpoohing the match. But the lady stoutly cliaru pioned the frost-bitten Benedict, " Why," said she, " every man ought to keephiniself married as long as he lives, Now, here's my husband 1 What would he be good for without a wife ? If should die to night he would get an other wite to-morrow, I hope. Wouldn't you, Josiah ?" Josiah breathed heavily and seemed to sum up the connubial torments of a liletime in his calm re sponse: " No, my dear, I think I should tone a restr; The agricultural nroducts of th try during the past few years foot up enormous figures. In 1879 they amount ed it) 1,019,959,397, and tho estimate lorhe present year is 82,000,000,000. First Time nt Church. A grave sweet wonder in thy baby face. And look of mingled dignity and grace, Stick as a painter hand might love to trace. A pair of trusting, innocent bluo eyes, That higher than the stained-glass window rlso Into the fair and cloudless summer skies. The people round her sing, " Abovo the sky There's rest for littlo children when they die " To her thus gazing tip that rest seems nigh. Tho organ peals; she must not look around, Although with wondorment her pulsos bound Tho place whereon sho stands is holy ground. The sermon over, and tho blessing said, 8ho bows as "mother" does bev golda head; And thinks of litCe s'tcr who ie dead. Sho knows that now sho dwells abovo tho sky Where holy children enter when they die, And prays God tako her there too, by-nnd-byo. ret, may Ho keep you in the faith alway, And bring you to that home for which yon pray Where all shall have their child-hearts back one day. Chambers' Journal HUMORS OF THE DAT. Shocking A mognetic battery. When is tho most dangerous time to visit the country ? Give it up ? When the trees are shooting and the bulrushes out. The Philadelphia Chronicle says that married men are like eggs, because by being kept in hot water they become hardened. Man's Lot. ' Twixt women and wine man's lot is to smart ; the wine makes his head ache and women his heart. Old Rhyme. A hungry hen will pick up 113 kernels of corn in a minute by the watch ond have a second and a half left to look for more. Free Press. " Life is a great battlefield," says a renowned philosopher. Perhaps that is the reason there is so much charging done. McGregor Xews. Our forefathers could not harbor the idea of paying taxes on their tea, so they compromised the matter by harbor ing the tea. Yawcob Straws. The meanest man in the country lives in Missouri. He pleaded in a breach of promise suit that a contracv made on Sunday night wa? not Li tiding. Darwin, in his recent book, says that "all plants circutnnufote." This is a serious charge and needs confirmation. There has been ouite too much of this conduct. If it is true, a reform is greatly needed. Japanese Children. The Japanese children have to endnro hardships from their birth. In their tiny houses are no bright, cheerful fires, no easy chairs, no well-spread tables, ound which the family gather and hold sweet converse. You must stoop to enter the ordinary houses, and their oonis are not much larger than closets. A purt of the floor is covered with mats, on which they sit and sleep. A block of wood four' inches high, hollowed a little at the top, answers as a pillow. Sometimes it has stuffing on top on inch thick, over which a clean piece of paper -i spread each time it is used, to save any needful washing, The head poised ou this pillow prevents the disarrange ment of the hair, so that it need not bo ombed more than once or twice in a week. But the poor' babies, and little hildren's heads are shaved entirely, or have from one to five tufts of huir left on the top over each ear, and on the back. I have seen littlo babies with heads entirely shaven ond uncovered on the coldest dav, while the mother or person on whose back it was carried, had the face and head covered, only the yes und nose visible. Dr. Hepburn says, ' only verv strong babies survive their infancy." Japanese houses have only paper windows; they have no stoves or grates, but a littlo box, from one to two feet square, with some coals in the center, is oil they have for warmth or cooking. 1 wo or three cups, as many plates, a tea pot, a kettle ond some boxes to hold their clothing, complete their furniture. All the houses I have seen are very clean, which is their only appearance of comfoi t. Little children are often made to tako care of the baby. A very common sight is a little boy or girl, from five to twelve years old, playing with a kite, with a baby strapped on their backs, fast asleep, but sometimes crying, In the latter cose, they only t-ay " Be quiet," ond go on with their play. But lapanese children seldom cry or quarrel, and are very obedient to parents and teachers, whom they venerate. Mission ary Link, " Unwinding." The thieves who infest the lower part of the Bowery at night have a word which, if it is not new to them in the sense in which they are using it, is new in that significance to most readers. It is not uncommon for a stranger who strays into the Bowery late at night considerably intoxicated to find himself in tho morning " unwound." He would not be likely to thus describe himself, but to the thieves the word defines the process through which he has passed. While making his uncertain way along, that thoroughfare the stranger has been caught by the arms and led into one of the many dens which keep open doors all night. His coat and vest are unbut toned, grasped by- their fronts and wound off from him with a single mo tion while he stood just inside the threshold. The muscles of his arms, being incapable of that rigidity which a sober man might impart to ' them, offered no obstacle to the process of un winding. After tho rotation thus in parted to the stranger had ceased he found himself standing on the sidewalk with only a vague idea of the direction whence he came. The thieves were richer by tho value of the coat, vest, perhaps the watch, and maybe a quan tity of loose change in the vest pockets. Those who profit by unwinding do not scorn such trifles even as pocket hand kerchiefs and, Qdd nickels.. llorjner't Weekly. .