mm HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. - NIL DESPERANDUM. Two Dollars per Annum. VOL. X. EIDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THUESDAY, JULY 29, 1880. NO 23. The Faces We Meet. Oh, the faces we meet, the faces we meot, At home or abroad, on the hurrying street! Each has its history, dark or bright, Traced bo clearly in legible light; As with pen of gold Of the finest mold, ' Diamond pointed And lightly scrolled Some, telling that fortune hath graciously planned Their sketch, and wrote with her soft, white hand. Others, where harrowing grief and care Have loft in stool their traces there Stoel that outs like the sharpened sword, Slowly carving each written word, Through anxious fears And sorrowing tears Each furrowed line Its import wenrsj And we road that " lilo is a stern warfare, To battle and to do, to sailor and bear." While others, the iron hand of sin Branding each line and sentence in, Leaving forever its harrowing trace, Where once was purity, beauty and grnco; The soul's doop scars Like iron bars O'er windows bright, The visnge mars; And wo road, " Life's a wild bacchanalian scng, The province of selfishness, ruin and wrong." Faco3 so old, yet so young in their years, Whore pinching ponury blights and scars, And the bony finger ol poverty writes What merciless misery e'er indites; Where pain and want And hunger gaunt, Iiig oy and beauty And hope avnunt; " Lilo is to wonder starving and cold, Shunned and forsaken toil and grow old." Oh, tho luces we meot, the t ices we meet, At homo or abroad, on the hurrying street! Beautilul luces with soul-benmiug eyes, Visions of angels lint walk in disguise! Faces gHid and as gay As the blue skies ol May, With no more of care , Than the rose on the spray! Others sal, yet more sweet with submission's 8( lt tone, By treading the wind-press of sorrow alone. Pititul faces upturned so to mine, Wistful and eager, as if to divine It huiniin charily, pity or love C mid be lo'ind 'nenth the dome of the heavers ubove. Little li.cis so old, Thin with hunger and cold; Foci s lurrowed by toil After perishing gold! Oh, the heart U ott burdened with sorrow reploto, By the tales Unit are read in the faces wo meet! A lit Wellington. The Ghost cf ths Laburnums. the "Why do vou not invite me to Laburnums, Fun?"' " Because it is so lonely there, Rae." ' For that reason I shall come," said pretty Raphaella Fairlie. "I shnll come and keep you company lor a whole week, just as soon as I can get away from the city. I knew you and Phil were moping," nodding her curly head sagaciously. A sudden gravity went over Fannie BrudemTs ten tie countenance, yet her eys brightened expectantly. " I should love to have you there, of course," was all she said. Wlien train time came and Fnnnie had left Hue's pretty studio and the city, the little artitt slill wit daintily touch ing the photograph she was coloring, and evidently closely thinking of some thing else. She was not sure that Doc tor Philip Brudenel would exactly ap prove of her going to ihe Laburnams, but she meant to go, for all that, for she loved him, and she could plainly see that he had caves and perplexities of which she knew nothing. And though they Had been engaged over a year, he made no proposal of marrying soon, only looked moodily when the subject was apppoached. Rae so enjoyed his company that she could live with him in the black hole of Calcutta, she de clared to herself, but probably Philip did not think so. Anyway she was go ing to the Laburnums, his home at Low shore, because she felt that her love gave her a right to know wha- was troubling him. Ten days later she locked her studio door and steamed away to Lowshore, nnd soon the depot carriage had set her down at the door of a tiny cottage hid in laburnum-trees. Fannie kissed her affectionately. "What a delightful apparition you are, Kae," the said, and Jed her into a little sitting-room. Everything was very plain, and very, very tiny, Hue thought, accustomed to spacious city apartments ; and when Fannie had taken her hat and traveling sachel, and gone to spread a lunch for her, Kae looked around and saw thatthe carpet was threadbare and the furni ture extremely old-fashioned. Suddenly a door opened, and an old ladv. leaning on a cane, tottered into the room. Her face, bordered by a snowy cap. -tiaa a Birange, white, putty look, but she yet showed signs of bav ins been verv pretty in youth. " What are youP" she asked Rae. " a fairy P Do you think you can better our fallen fortunes P No, no 1 that can never be." Rae's cheek burned under the strangely significant words, but she guessed immediately that the old lady's mind was wandering; thenuannie en' tered the room. " Come, mother, come and rest now," the said, gently, and drew her from the romu. fane came back, saying to Kae " My mother is demented. Do not be troubled by anything she save." It was evening when Doctor Philip brought his fine presence into the tiny home. His start of delight on behold ing Rae was succeeded by a rather sad smile. "What pleasure did you expect to find here, child P" he asked, holding iier nana. " Perhaps I did not come for pleasure, Philip." "For what then?" Profit." I fiid very little of that here." Two days passed. Rae saw olainlv what the life was at the Laburnums monotonous, meager: but ever since Philip bad first brought his Bister to her studio, Kae bad loved Fannie, who was older than herself, and patiently be coming one of the sweetest of old maids. So she enjoyed sisterly talks with Fan nie. Philip was absent most of the time. In one oi the3e confidential chals Fannie said: " You ought to have come in the earlv autumn, Kae it is prettier here then. In November we have nothing attractive literally nothing. I have often ex pressed tlie wi3fi to rbilip to have you visit us; but he always speaks of the contrast between your life and ours you in the city, with access to so much that is entertaining, and we so shut out from the world. But because it is you, I think, Rae, that I will show you the House in tfie hollow." " The house in the hollow, Fan?" ' Yes. our ancestral home: for Philin and I came of a prosperous race, poor as we now are, and the old house is full of what is beautiful and rare. Get your hat and we will go now." Through long lines of laburnums, across a tiny kitchen garden, along a de caying orchard inta a slope still green in the November sunshine. At one end of the valley which opened toward the sea. where white sails were noiselessly flitting, stood a large and handsome house of painted brick, with oriel win dows and other picturesque effects. " It is not an old house," said Fannie " It was built by my grandfather, in his last days, as a wedding present to my mother. 1 he old house which had for merly stood here he had nulled clown and this built. He intended to reside with his only daughter when she mar ried Israel Beaucaire, a French Jew. whom he had chosen for her. But my mother fell in love with her music teacher, Ross Brudenel, and eloped with him, and grandfather wrote and bade her never to come back. But when Philip and I were fatherless, mv mother came, in her great extremity, and begged her father's assistance Grandfather gave her this cottage we have now, and allowed her a small income with which to bring us up, but never forgave her. At last he died, willing all his property to a distant cousin in India, who has never come for it, The house stands empty, with all its beautiful furniture, and the rich fields lie fallow, while Philip barely supports us with his small practice. Lowshore is a distress ingly healthy place," with a faint smile. The interior of the house was finished iu rich foreign woods, the floors polished like glass and laid with costly rugs and tapestries. The lurnlturo was of ma hogany and velvet, long mirrors and dark paintings adorned the walls. It was indeed n handsome house, speaking ut almost limitless wealth. " There are thousands of dollars worth of silver in the bank at Shoreborough,'' said Fannie, "and rents accumulating there which will be a small fortune in itself. But we have nothing." " How hard ! how cruel!" cried Rae. ' I should not think your grand father could rest in his grae to have you and Philip, with all your refine ment and culture, spending your live3 in a hand-to-hand scramble lor bread." " They say ho does conic back and wander uneasily about here," said Fan nie, carefully closing shutters and doors and comirg out into the sunshine. " But of course such stories are told of all such places. Philip Buys he does not believe a word of it," with a marked emphasis which made Rae turn and look at her. "But you do, Fan." "Twice people have tried to sleep there and declared that grandfather ap peared to them. 1 should not dare to try it, for I am a timorous thing at best, and" The intensity of Rae's thoughts made her quite deaf to what further her com panion was saying. This fortune was Philip's right. No wonder ho was sad moody find hopeless ol their marriage as he was situated and seemed fated to continue to be. The will was made immediately after mamma's marriage," said Fannie, standing under the laburnums and look ing up at the great house. "Poor mother says he told heron his deathbed that he made another will perhaps in her tavor. But what she says goes tor little. Her state is very strange since a fever she had just after Philip came of age her talk so wild and foolish and yet she seems to understand some things in our affairs that we do not see till afterward. It is almost nncanny to think over the strange knowledge she has had during these past years," and Fannie fell into a fit of musing. They walked back to the tiny cottage. Rae's veins thrilled with excitement. but Fannie went soberly about getting tea. They kept no maid, this poor disinherited iamily, and Kae learned that Philip's own hands tilled the little kitchen-garden, while every labor of the household was performed by Fannie. She could not sleep that night after she had gone to her tiny bedroom. The moonlight seemed to disturb her and make her brain wildly active. What influence strung her nerves P for when all was still and the night far advanced she rose. and. dressine. donned her warm sealskin sack and cap. and came out into the hall. She took a buncli of keys from their nail there, and, selecting one which she had seen ifannie tane, held it tightly in her slim, while finiurj as she went out into the night. In the moon s white light she went steadily through the long lines ot labur nums, across the tiny kitchen-garden, along the decaying orchard, into the hollow, bhe stood a moment before the great still house, listening to the roar of the sea. Strmselv enough, she did not feel afraid. If she thought oljthe presence oi an unseen spirit, it was to appeal to it prayerfully lor help. Another will. It must be. At least It would do no harm to seareh.and that is what sue had come lor. She left the hall-door wide open and let the moonlight flood the tiled hall. It streamed through the chinks of the shutters, which she opened, one bv one. as she fitted keys to drawers of all kinds, x ue taste was no light one, lor in every men was cabinet or escritoire, But there were no pacers anvwhere, Many things which must have been the personal property ol old bquire Brud enel she found, but nowhere his will. " Oh, if I only could if I only could !" she said, sadly, " and it would restore Philip to his righto!" Kat, tat, tat the sound of a cane on the tilted floor. Rae turned tor the first time, her eyes wide with fright. The enthusiasm with which she had enter tained her generous purpose bad made her utterly forgetful of herself. Now some one was coming. The door swung slowly on its tar nished silver binges. A quaint, bent little figure, leaning on a cane, advanced into the room and paused beside a handsome carved armchair which stood before a table. Lifting tho cane, the bent little old woman knocked smartly thriee on the seat of this chair, filling the room with a hollow sound, then, re suming her leeble walk, she passed out of the apartment by another door. Tremblingly, doubtingly, Rae curi ously approached the chair. The blows of the cane seemed to L ave disturbed or broken the seat, for it was awry, plainly revealing a cavity beneath. Turning the chair to the light, Rae looked within and saw distinctly a folded paper. It was a large sheet, yellow, and thick as vellum. Her hands trembled as she unfolded it and redd: "My last will and testament, Paul Brudenel," and it dropped to the floor. snatching it up sne ran ran swiiuy Corosltles of Advertising; In the winter of 1858, a young sign painter in the Bowery found his busi ness failing, and, having nothing else to do, went along Harlem lane painting his name, occupation and address on tho rocks and fences. Several business men were struck by the novelty of the method, and employed him to advertise their wares in a similar manner. His customers increased in number. He traveled with his brush and paint up thn Missouri river bv steamer, and across the plains and Rocky mountains by pack-mules in 1858, when that ex pedition was not the easy matter it is to day. His signs appeared under the palmettos of the Gulf and among the flowers of the Antilles. He reached Oregon ; he daubed the pyramids ; the rnilwnvfl were hedged in bv his handi work. But his success was harassed by a competitor, who was as bold, as push ing, as adroit and as irreverent as he was. He converted this etemy into a friend, snd the two together continued flow a Ureat Pianist Got a Wife. Liszt was at Prague in the autumn of 1840. The day after his arrival astranger called upon him and represented himself as a brother artist in distress, having expended all his means in an unsuccess ful lawsuit, and solicited aid to enable him to return to Nuremberg, his place of residenee. Liszt gave him a hearty reception and opened his desk to get some money, but found he possessed only three ducats. " You see," said the generous artist, " that I am as poor as yourself. How ever I have credit, and can coin more money with my piano. I have a minia ture given mo by the Emperor of Aus tria; the painting is of little value, but the diamonds are fine; take it, sell tho diamonds and keep the money." The straner refused the rich gift, but Liszt compelled him to take is, and he carried it to a jeweler, who, suspecting from his miserable appearance that he had stolen it, had him arrested and thrown into prison. Tue stranger sent out of the house, and flew noiselessly the profanation of nature, and the whole for his generous benefactor who inime and almoin r to Fannie's door, "I have found it I have found it!" she cried, flinging her arms around tha amazed, white-robed figure who ad mitted her to Fannis's chamber. "Found what? Are you sick? Are you crazy?" asked gentle Fannie Brude nel. "The other will within a chair an old armchair in the house in the hoi fne.fi of the countrv near the main lines of traffic was degraded into a vast billboard. "We traveled over a million and a half of miles, sir," said the arch vandal 1 . . . . n tvra Vnrn h. nnn a WUOSe nuveutuica " UlbVU glYCU. "Dainted more than ninety thousand signs, and used more than five hundred said the jeweler. diately called upon the jeweler nnd told him that the man was innocent, that he had given him the diamonds. But who are your" said tho jew eler. " My name is Liszt," he replied. " I know of no financier of that name," low. A ghost showed it to me dia- answered Rae, holding the paper aloft. There was a knock at the chamber door. "Sister, what is the matter? disturbs the houseP" It was Philip s voice. I have found the will ! Come in and read it!" cried Roe, dragging him in. She gave him the paper; she lighted a lamp, lie was lorced to read gling for calmness as read to the end. Yes. late, but not too late, the precious document was found the second will of Paul Brudenel, uncon ditionally bequeathing all he possessed to these two, his grandchildren. in the exciting tail- no one "Verv possible." said Liszt. "But do vou know that these mnnris nrn worth 6.000 florins P" So much the better for htm to whom T travc them." " But you mu9t be very rich to make sup.h presents." "Mv sole fortune consists of three ducats," said Liszt. Then you are a fool," said the jew eler. "No." said Lizt. "I have onlv to i to read. Strug- Uncling the coin in his own pockets to move the ends of my lingers to get as he proceeded, he Indicate that he was prepared to back much money as I want." barrels of linseed oil, mixed with five hundred barrels of turpentine and a hun dred and fifty tons of white lead. I say tons, sir, and will snow you the oooks to prove it." -lis imnmed with exultation in men- What tioning this stupendous fact, and seemed 10 ureatne W11U uiiuouhj wiieucva no recurred to it. lie overwhelmed us with Azures. and begged that, it any body Questioned their authenticity, he would either -put up or snuc up, all his assertions. "Then you are a sorcerer," said the The firm has over eighteen hundred jeweler. agents, he told us, and in addition to " J will show you the kind of sorcery painting it has facilities for distributing that I employ," said Liszt. nnd nnatinor hills in evcrv citV. The Sppinir a piano In the back parlor of ! exciting talk which followed cost of painting the name of any article the jeweler's shop, the eccentric aritst pnWhns for her, it may be, some chast heard a slender cane go rat-tat- containing not more than ten letters, 8at down to it and began to improvise a pnpA memories of an early love which eacu aooub eiguti muues iuug, is wuuuu , ravisuing mi. a ucuuluui juuue mujr one dollar, and small posters are de- made her appearance, and at the close of liravo, FOR THE FAIR SEX, An Economical Fashion. For the correspondents who ask what to wear with black silk skirts, there is nothina- prettier, more dressy and less nrrnhlv tlinn a pnnt haFdUB of lidht foU- lard silk of some quaint color and pat tern on a cream ground. Other colors n.rn iisflrl for t.hi around of such basaUOS, but the effect is not nearly as good as those of creamy white when worn with anv Mark Bilk demi-train or else long- trained skirt left over from a former sensnn. Whfiti worn with long skirts these basques are of course meant for the house only, and are then sometimes cut square in the neck, and this square is filled in with India muslin, or else a mull Helm in folrletl thorp, leaving? an Open point instead of the square neck. If it is intended that the basque shall also serve for the street with a short walking skirt of black silk, it is cut quite high in tin? neck, with a Directoire collar and revers, and its only ornament is facing of colored Surah and large, handsome buttons. The skirted basques and those with habit backs are the patterns used Sometimes the panel coat basque Is mnrle to serve this purpose. This has the sides extending in panels that reach to the foot of tho dress skirt, while the front and back of the skirt are quite short. Bazar. Old ninlils nnd Confirmed Bachtlon. Thpren.ro men and women who, like some flowers, bloom in exquisit 3 beauty in a desert wild; they are like trees which vou often see growing in luxuri ant strength out of a crevice of a rock where there seems not earth enough to support a shrub. The words "old maid," "old bachelor," have in them other sounds than that of half reproach or scorn; they call up to many of your minds forms and faces than which none are dearer in all this world. I know them to day. The bloom of youth has possibly faded from their cheeks, but there lingers round tho lorm and face something dearer than t.Uat. She is unmarried, but tue Thorns nu,1 Roses. From morn till night John's hammer rang, The tale of labor tolling; But oft he marked, with envious eye. Squire's Hardy's cosy dwelling. One day the gquire himself came by " My horse baa lost a shoe, John, And that's the least of all my o ares, But cares don't oome to you, John, The lightning struck my barns last night; My child near death is laid, John; No! life is not what folks suppose, 'lis not ol ro9es mado, John." And then the squire rode sadly off, John watched him in amazement, And, as he watched, two faces bright Peeped from the opon casement. Ho heard his wife's voice, sweet and low, His baby's merry laughter; John gave his anvil such a blow, It shook each smoky ralter. ' 1 would not chango with squire," suid ho, " For all his land and mmoy; There's thorns for him as well ns me, But not suoh roses bonny ) Frederick E. Wcalherly. tat past the floor, but when the blue morning light dawned and Fannie be stirred herself to get breakfast, she went signed, printed, distributed and hung in the performance exclaimed : " first to her mother's room. everv citv east of Omana at a cost of Liszt!" "Philip," she said, coming back, about six cents each. Over 3,000,000 " You know him, then?" said the jew- motner has had one oi her baa nights "(tutter-snipes" are distributed ior one eier to his daughter again, one uas oeen up and away, i tobacco-manufacturing concern in a must have slept very much more soundly year, and a certain patent medicine was than usual; she never eluded me before, "billed and painted" in seventeen differ- She is very much exhausted." Cnt States one year for thirty thousand Philip went instantly to attend bis dollars. A "gutter-snipe," let us add, raocner. v nun, wie next uay, biib js a lo.ie. narrow bill usually pasieu on "I have never seen him before," she said, " but there is no one in the world but Liszt who can produce such sounds from a piano." The leweicr was satisfied, the stranger was released and relieved, the report of keeps its vestal vigil sleeplassiy over the grave where its hope went out; and it is too true to the long departed to per mit another to take his place. Perhaps the years of maiden life were spent in self-denying toil, which was too engross ing to listen even to the call of love, and she grew old too soon in the care of mother or sister and brother. Now in these later years she looks back calmly hiilf-cherished hopes, once attractive, of husband and child, but seemed restored to her wonted condi- the curbstones of I prominent streets. In Liszt being in the city flew, and he was wi,ich lo'n" long ngo, she willingly nit inrp nlnees the bill-stickers' pnvi story, they closely questioned Mrs. i0ges are valuable, and there is a good Brudenel as to her visit to the house in Ap nf enmnetition where anv are to let. the hollow, and tried to discover if she Thpu mnaist. of dead-walls, lences and had any knowledge of the hiding place hoards, nnon which one concern usually of the will. But nothing could begained acquires by purchase the right of ex- from her disordered mind. She would only shake her head and smile. " How dare you go on sueli an expedi tion to that lonely place at such an un canny hour, Rae?" asked Philip, the next evening, when, embraced by his arm, they had talked over tho happy prospect of their immediate union. " I was inspired," she answered, laugh ing, but with a look ot awe creeping into her beaulitut eyes. Then, as she recon sidered that strange night, she gently embraced him : All for love, Philip. It wa3 done all for love." They Wanted to Live In the Stars: Very near U3 sat two young people. He wore the face of a man who shaves throe times a day, and that white ncck- ii 1. . J ... 1- -i... I r no iiau never seen uie suuiigiii. uuioie. r 1 1 i, . -,i,,t There was pearl powder on the shoulder ?P1on.V,,los? space he as encroach L of his oo,it...nd .itenflpr.rlrenmv lnU in bill-sticker's war is chiefly damaging her lovely eye3. lhey sat nnd looked up at the stars, and they didn't care for any solitary thing nny nearer to this earth. "Mortimer," she murmured sotf ly. " Mortimer " Lis name appeared to be Mortimer, though I couldn't learn whether it was his front name or his r. . .. it ir :.... .1 iii,a : a niiei uamc iuyii iiui, uw, u , I ' ,i,si, rn Ipbs tho mitcome it we could only live apart irom this " "7,.. he is an rip nnr 11 I v ........ . - . industrious, honest nnd sober person; hibiting their advertisements; and as an example of the prices sometimes paid wo may mention that, during tho erec Hnn nf a now hiiildinfir on Broadwny, three thousand dollars were offered for the use of the boards surrounding it. There are also "window privileges," of which theatrical managers avail them splvrs. exhibiting their prosrrammes and lithosraphs in the windows of the smaller stores nnd saloons, and reward in? the tradesmen for their permission with three or four gratuitous tickets a month while the season lasts. But the average bill-sticker does not limit his operations to the extent of tho privileges which he has purchased ; ue uaa iw- lpa inatinpt. In Tint, nil one of his POSterS in every position where it can possibly attract attention, and through his lack of principle he sometimes becomes m volved in dispute with the competitor to thn ndvprt.i.aers whose posters are being distributed, as the combatants efface the nil a of one nnother as last as uiey are put upon the walls. The bill-sticker is also open to tho charge of being a nuisnnee. from his habit of using his naste wh-re it is obviously inappropri ate; but, charitably overlooking these waited upon and feted by the nobles. who besought him to give a concert in their city. The jeweler, seeing the homage that was paid to the man of genius, was ambitious of forming an alliance with him, and said to him: " How do you nnd my daughter?" "Adorable !" was the reply. "What do you think of marriage?" continued the jeweler. " wen enougn to try it," said Liiszt. -"What do you say to a dowry of 3,000,000 of francs?" he was next asked. " I will accept it," was the reply, "and thank you, too, irnvp nn for present duty. So to-day, in her loneliness, who shall say that she is not beautilul and dear. , . , , So is she to the wide circle which she blesses. To some she has been all that a mother could have been ; and though no nearer name than " Aunt" or " Sis ter" has been hers, she has to-day a mother's claim and a mother's love. Disappointment lias not soured but only chastened ; the midday or the afternoon of her life is all full cf kindly sympathies nnd gentle deeds. Though unwedded, hers has been no fruitless life. It is an almost daily wonder to mo Well, my daughter likes vou and j. orm,0 women are married, and not you like her," said tho jeweler; "the a je,3 marvel why many that I see are busy and sordid, unsympathetic world, in one ot yon glittering orbs oi golden radiance, living apart from all else, only for each other, forgetting the base things of earthly life, the coarse greed of the world and its animal instincts, that would be our heaven, would it not, dearP" And Mortimer, he said that it would. ' There, heart of my own," he said, and his voice trembled with earnestness, 'mv own darling Ethel, through all the softened radiance of the day and all the shimmering tenderness of night, our lives would pass away in an exalted at mosphere above the base-born wants of earthly mortals, and far beyond the chat tering crowd that lives but lor to- day. our lives, refined beyond the common ken" And just then the man with the gong came out. Mortimer, he made a grab at Ethel's hand and a plunge for the cabin door. Ethel jnst gathered her skirts with her other hand, jumped clear over the back of her chair and after him, and away they went, clattering down the cabin, upset a chair, ran into a good, sweet old Quaker lady, and banged a bad word out of her before she had time to stop it; down the stairs they rushed, coilarcd a couple of chairs at the nearest table, feed a waiter, and opened the campaign without skirmishiug. I am a man ot coarse moid and an earth-born ap pe ite myself, and I wouldn't live in a star so long as I could find a good hotel in America; but long, long before I could get seats at the table for my family, Mortimer and bthelhad eaten two biuo fish, a little rare beefsteak, some corn bread, a plate of hot cakes, two boiled eggs and a bunch of onions, and the waiter had gone cut to toast them some cheese. MOltAL. I have, during my wanderings, met several people who wanted to live in a Star, where earth-born people with hu man appetites couldn't trouble thorn, and I always found the safest place for an earth-born man when the star-born soul started for the dinner table was be- hind a large rock. Distrust the aspiring mortal who lives in a plane so elevated that he requires the use of a telescope when he wants to look down at the rest of us. And if he ever wants to board at your humble table, charge him $15 a dowry is ready. Will you be my son- in-law r' "Gladiy!" replied Liszt, and the marriage was celebrated the week loi- lowing. A Test in Pronunciation. Tho followins list of words commonly mispronounced was collected by Prof- lessor A. d. llutton during his worK in Wisconsin institutes. Perhaps teachers will do well to look them up : Accurate, European. Kecess, Address, Excursion, Reduce, Advantase. Exemplary. Robust. Lxtant, Romance, Finance, Roof, Frontier, Room, Fruit, Rude, Gras3, Schism, Greasy, Shut, Health, sit, and if in a bleak winter you should see him starting out at midnight on his round, with ladder, brushes and paste, to cover his boards with announcements that will be fresh in tho morning, your antipathies would vanish. Scribner. Too Rough for Texas. He was just from New York, where he had been on the police, but he had left that city for some reason and went to Galveston. The first thing he did was to apply for a position on the Gal veston police. He was a determined looking man with a bad eye, a nose liko a hawk's beak, and he was built all the way up from the ground like a bank sate. " Do you think you can make arrests and guard prisoners?" asked the Galves ton chief of police. The applicant smiled a smile that mado everybody in the oilice feel posi tively uncomfortable. It was the kind of a smile that John McCullough, as Othello, smiles when, toward the last, he begins to see through " honest lago." " Suppose you had six prisoners and one of them was to run off; would you leave the live and lollow up the fugi tive?" asked the chief of police. "Why, no," responded the hard- faced applicant, "I'd shoot the live who didn't try to escape, so I would know where to look fortliem when I got back with the body of the other one." "That's all right in New York, but it is too rough for Texas," replied the chief of police. Qalveston News. Shot Off Ilis Coat-Tail. Sometimes in the heat of battle an incident win ucuur tuuii win set me men in an uproar ot mirth when carnag ia rife all around them. At Bull Run, when the fight was at its wildest, one of the lieutenants of a Western regiment stepped off to get a canteen ot water, as he stooped down to fill the canteen, a cannon ball tore awav the entire skirt of his coat, and knocked him down, ne got up, tinea his canteen, and as he came back the men ereeted him with yells of laughter. and he went through the war by the title of the " Bob-tauea lieutenant." Allies, Almond, Area, Been, Bouquet, Broom, Canine, Chancellor, Column. Condemning, Hostler, Construe, Houses, Corrollary, Creek, Dance, Dtfict, Demand, Digestiou, Direct, Hcrcditaments.Soap, Horizon, Down, Due, During, Duty, Lquation, Hymning, Idea, Institute, Italian, Kettle, Lien, Livelong, Matron, Mortgage, Mortgageor, Peremptory, Prairie, Soon. Squalor, Stalwart, Stolid, Stone, Tableaux, Territory, Town, Truths, Tune, Tutor, Volume, Wednesday, Whoop, Won't Tho World's Railroads. There are in the world over 200,000 miles of railroad, nearly one-half ol which, or 86,000 miles, are in the United Slates. Europe has nearly 100,000, and the remainder of the world only about 25,000 miles. There are, however, more miles of railroad to the square mile (one mile of road to every forty squhr i miles of area) in the United States than theie are in Europe (one mile of road to forty four square miles). In the United States there is a mile oi railroad to every 580 people, in Europe a mile to every 3,471 persons: which, ol course, is only an other way of saying that the European railroads run through lar denser popu lations than tcose ol the United Mates; but. on the other hand, the populations of Europe do not travel as many miles annually as do the people of the United States; and although there are six times as many people in Europe as in the United States, they have only 12,000 more miles of railroad. In Asia 36.000 people, in Africa 9.000. have only a mile each, while in Austral asia there is one mile of railroad to every 1,100 square miles and 1,040 peo ple; and Canada is very little better off than Australasia, bo that tho people of the United States patronize the rail roads more than the people ol any other an! every other country. Winking photographs are said to be produced in the following manner : One negative is taken with the sitter's eyes open: another without chanze of posi tion, with the eyes shut. The two nega- upon nearly every dress this season not. But this 1 know, that many House holds would bo desolate indeed, and many a family circle would loso its brightest ornament and its best power weie maiden sister or maiden aunt re moved ; and it may blesj the Providence which has kept them from making glad some husband's home. Yonder isolated man, whom the world wonders nt for never having found a wife. Who shall tell you all the secret history of the bygone time! of hopes and love that once were buoyant and fond, which death, or more bitter disappoint ment dashed to the ground ; of sorrow which the world has never Known ; oi fate accepted in utter despair, though with outward calm! Such there are. Tlioovr.pptnf.inn nt wife, or home, lias been given up as one of tho dreams of youth, but with groans and teats; now he walks among men somewhat alone, with some eccentricities, but with a warm heart and kindly eye. If ho has no children of his own, there are enough of others' children who climb his knee or seize his hand as he walks. If he has no home, there is many a home made glad by his presence ; if there is no one heart to which he may cling, there are many loving hearts that look lovingly toward him, and many voices shower bensdictions on his head. "Life at Home." Fashion Notes. Wide canvas belts are again worn. Fans grow more and more fantastic. Japanese parasols grow more and more popular. Kid a loves are worn only on cool days in summer. The handsomest dust cloaks are of pongee or fine mohair. Gold lace, gold braid and gold cord are worn ad nauseam. A touch of the antique prevails in all fashionable coiffures. The dressiest round hats are of cream white Tuscan straw. The feature of the season is the plaited or shirred waist. Linen costumes and linen dust cloaks never go out of fashion. Fine twilled or satia woven cotton fabrics are much in demand. All fashionable costumes show two fabrics in the composition. Biscuit, red and almond shades of color, are very fashionable. Corah silk is similar to Surah, but is figured in printed designs. Slight draperies around tho hips have taken the place of paniers. Black costumes take precedence in the favor of American women. Black laces are again fashionable for dress caps for elderly ladies. Plain black ice wool shawls look handsome over black silk dresses. Plain effects are sought for in cos tumes for all occasions at present. Corah and Surah silks take prece dence of all others for summer wear. Something resembling a collar is seen ITEMS OF IXTEHEST.' A sun shade An eclipse. Out on the fly Various fish. Road to matrimony A bridal path. A four in hand is worth two in the bush. Electric lights are talked of for Lon don streets. Fifty ladles are struggling for medical honors in Paris. There are nine tenant-farmers in tho British parliament. When the day breaks what becomes of the pieces P That's the q uestion. The individual who points with pride is the woman with a handsome ring. The State of California has 50,000 people less than the city of Philadelphia. Lisle thread gloves for traveling and silk lace mitts for full dress are de rig ueur. France has 36,000,000 people and $600, 000,000 revenue the largest ratio known. A barber is not always a wise man if his labor is mostly head work. Water loo Observer. The Tokio (Japan) Times says that a shock of earthquake is probably felt in some part of the island every day. Bows for the hair are worn in the morning and upon unceremonious occasions. We do not know as green apples be long to any secret fraternity, yet they seem to have the grip. Marathon Inde pendent. No man, says the Oil City Derrick, is capable of gracefully licking a postage stamp in the presence ot a pretty post mistress. The individual who saw a mouse fighting with a peice of Limburger cheeso readily realized that the battle i3 not always to the strong. Among the postoflices recently estab lished in the United States were " Baby Mine," "Blow Horn," "No Go, "Buss" and " JNecessity." Henri Rochefort, French editor and agitator, was welcomed on his return to Paris by fl.UOO persons, who sang the " Marseilles" and cheered him. It i3 claimed by some medical men that smoking weakens tho eye sight. Maybe it does, but just see how it strengthens tho breath Uawkeyc. A young man has been duping people in the West by selling them an electric corset, warranted to cure anything that any one happened to be afflicted with, including consumption. Fred (to Tom, who has looked through Fred's MS): "You didn't know I was an author, eh !" Tom (to Krpri 1 : " No. I didn't: and if you taKe my advice, you won't let anybody else know it if you can help it." The common house-fly wears the belt for persistent perseverance. One of these creatures will go a thousand times to the same spot on a man's bald head, and yet there is nothin gained by it any way. Two boys in Paris settled a dispute by having a duel with knives, which they thre-v at each other. One was killed, and the other arrested. Tho lather of the latter, who had lately lost his wife and daughter, has become in sane. ' I didn't know a man could be so much made up of water," said a hot man on the corner yesterday, wringing the sweat from his brow. " Ob, yes," re marked a hotelkeeper who came along, " my experience is that man is a regu lar sponge." Chicago Journal. Several men lately swam the Missis sippi liver above New Orleans on a wager. A reporter on the race says: None of them seemed to be putting forth much fl'ort till it was discovered that an alligator had struck out from shore as a competitor, and men wen, every man did his best to keep the alli gator from carrying off the steak3. rrt,n..A ao manV rpASAnB vhv nlillrlvon week and leed him lots ot soup, or you'll are adapted to picnics. If the cake gets lose money on him. Ilurltnjton Hawk- jammed into the pickle jar, as long as eile' tlm frnatinir doesn't melt it mnkea net difference and a trifle of leaf mold with a Chioago had but 109,260 inhabitants few black ante scattered over the cus- In 1801, and was then the eighth citv tard Die answer to nutmeg with them in the Union. It had 896,977 in 1870, Children's palates would make good ana was nun in rank, it now tms 4!5,. sole taps, they are sq (HID and is lourw. Uaven Iteytwr, tives are printed on opposite sides of the I paper, " registering" exactly. Held be fore a flickering lamp, or other variable source of light, the combined photo graphs show rapid alterations of closed and open eyes, the eitect being that of rapid winking. An amateur iarmer sent to an asricuU tough.-ArsM I tural society to put him down on the. yiiuium iioii vi t vail) ugjt uiu mi. " Solid colored muslins are much worn in the country ana at watering places. Navy blue and gray blue flannels re main the favorite fabrics for bathing suits. White Surah silk collarettes ' and looped bows trim many white wool cos tumes. Sashes beaded ana finished with bar. rels, spikes and. tiwselsi aie much, worn, The Prouunclation of " B." Ninety-nine out of every hundred Northerners will say institoot instead of institute, dooty for duty a perfect rhyme to the word beauty. They will call new and news.noo andnoos and so on'through the dozens and hundreds of similar words. Not a dictionary in the English language authorizes this. In student and stupid, the "u" has tho same sound as in cupid, and should not be pronounced stoodent or stoopid, as so many teachers are in ILo habit of sounding them. II itis avulgariimjto callja door a doah as we all admit isn't it as much of a vulgarism to call a newspaper a noos paper P One vulgarism is Northern, and the other Southern, that's the only difference. When the London Fundi wishes to burlesque the pronunciation ot servants, it makes them call the duke the dook, the tutor the tooter, and a tube a toob. You never find the best Northern speakers, such as Wendell Phillips, George William Curtis, Emerson. Holmes, and men of that class, saying noo for new, Toosday for Tuesday, avenoo tor avenue, or calling a dupe a doop. It is a fault that a Southerner never falls into. He has slips enough of another kind, but he doeBn't slip on the long " u." As many of our teachers have never had their attention callea to this, I hope they will excuse this, notice. Southern