, , - HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL) DESPERANDTJM. Two Dollars por Annum. VOL. IX. KIDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA.,1 THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1879. NO-37. L : - ' ' I .. ' 1 - i - Lyra Incnutntn. Williin a cnstlo haunted, An castles were ot old, There hung a harp enohanted, And on Its rim ol gold This legend was enscrollci: "Whatever bard wonld win me To atrike and wake within me, By one supreme endeavor, A chord that sounds forever." Three bards ol lyre and viol, By mandate oi the king, Were bidden to trial To And the magic Btiing (It there were suoh a thing), Then, alter much essaying Ol tuning, came the playing; And lords and ladies splendid Watched as thoso bards contended. The flr9t n minstrel hoary, Who many a rhyme had spun Sung loud of war and glory Ot battles fought and won; Hut when his song was don., Although the bard was lauded, f And chipping hands applauded, Yet, spile of the laudation, The harp ceased Us vibration. The second chnnged the measure An turned from fire and sword lo sing a song ot pleasure The wine-cup and the board Till, nt the wit, all roared. And the high hall resounded With merriment unbounded ! The harp loud as the laughter Grew huihed at that, soon after. Tho third, in lover's fashion, And with his soul on Are. Then sang of love's pure passion The heart and its desire ! And, as he smote the wire, The listeners, gathering round him, Caught op a wreath and erowncd him, The crown bath faded never ! Tho harp resounds forever ! Theodore Tillon. Humors of the Telegraph. The majority of the reading, and all of tho educated world are familiar with the accented theories recording elec- tricitv, and with the application of these theories by which we have the tele I'ranli. Hut coiupari'lively few have lifted the veil of the temple and wit nessed the peculiar results of its practi cai w iking. And these nre the em ployees ol the companies whose business it is to control and make use of the nivstrvious agency and " wonder-work- in'! wires" for the convenience and hap nines ol the public. Ju tim lix-t.. ! y of the Western Union eoiiijii; I recall but two instances ol the known betrayal by operators ot the contents ol important messages among the millions ol opportunities anu in liiipment offered. In no other business are mistakes morp common, or for many reasons so excusa hie Kor instance, a Compositor or I copyist has his manuscript to easily con suit, and, to a certain extent, is mas ter of his own time; but an operator's time, esnecia v if receiving a message is governed by the one at the other end ot the line, and ne must uepeim iur i piimev linon the correctness of his ear and niemorv. Nearly every one has r.',xii of the indignation of that father who received a message that his sickly daughter, who was absent at school. "bad a child this morning," and tli subsequent appeasal of his wrath upon finding oft that the original message read 'chill.1' not "child." Not long ngo a eertain charitable institution was considerably mystihed by a message ask ing for the whereabouts of "Monkey Wrench." The inquiry was instantly changed to "Mother French," how ever, upon being returned to the tele graph coniDany for explanation, and apology made for the unintentional blunder. It was, I think, the same operator who, in taking an Associated Press article, innocently spoke of "Mrs. Herman" as secretary of the treasury a sudden advance in woman's rights to which the secretary, Mr. Sherman, would doubtless object. And a peace ful family circle ought not to be sur prised, us it was, by receiving the lol lowing: "John is dead beat. Depot this evening' when n correct transmis sion of the dispatch would have rendered it, "John is dead. Be at depot this evening." I recall another family agitated by the telegraphic information that ' Brother lied last night." only to ultimately find out that he had departed life instead of truth. Some tinio since a message transmit ting the intelligence that "the Presby tery lacked a quorum to ordain.'Vaused a prodigious amount of ecclesiastical wonderment and dismay on reaching its destination by announcing that. "the Presbytery tacked a worm on to Adam." fVnniilent is unnecessary. The worthy and sedate Dr. Blank, of one of our eastern colleges, once accepted an invitation to lecture in a western city. His letter of acceptance, appoint ing in early date, omitted to state the subj' Ct of his discourse, and, to adver tise in advance, the cdnmittee was obliged to telegraph hirn, lequesting his . . I .. . . . Tlin wm-a crtiiw.urhnt- natti ished at his teply.but not thinki of th'J possibility of a mistake, handed it over to the only daily paper, which in a highly eulogistic out misleading article advised all its readers to hear Rev. Dr. Blank deliver his celebrated andj ex tremely humorous lecture subject : "A Fiea for Activity." The Doctor arrived too late to have the announcement changed to what it shonld have been A Plea for Activity "and the result was a disappointed house and a grieved lecturer. Tue mistakes of the telegraph, often provoking nnd sometimes amusing, are occa-ionally in their results of great im portance. . It was not long ago thit a wheat speculator in Chicago made $60 000 by a small order being accidentally changed to an immensely large one. I believe he has made no complaint. Had the market turned the other way though ! Some years ago the daughter of a well known citizen of central New York, named Jennie, had unfortunately, as the father then thought, formed an attach ment for a young m m named John. To separate thpm the father sent her to spend the winter with a married sister, Mary, who resided in New York. Spring approached and Jennie was ex pected home on a certain day, but, in btead, the father received a letter from his son-in-law desiring that she might remain a while longer o that his wife could accompany him on a short south em trip, and requesting an answer by telegraph; whereupon the father sent the following dispatch: "Jennie may stay and Mary go, if she wishes to very much." The message as delivered in new i or read: "Jennie may stay and marry George if she wishes to very much." The father immediately received tins from Jennie : " A thousand thanks for your permission ; John and 1 marry at once, me telegraph stupiaiy mauo ins name George, but of course you meant John." How it happened that John was so wonderfully convenient is, probably, not our concern, and we can only hope that the father and Jennie have never re- eretted "this mistake of the telegraph. The hieroglyphicalcharacters supposed to be writing in some messages handed in over the office counters is sometimes fearful and wonderful to contemplate. The telegraph is only used in cases of importance or emergency, ana uie mcor- i rect reading of a single word in a con densed telegram is apt to render it not only valueless, but is liable to lead to a serious misconstruction. Business men especially should bear in mind that a plain, clear chirography not only lessens the liability to error, but helps to hasten tho forwarding of a message. To illustrate the carelessness of some men's writing i3 the story of that Eng lish nobleman who wrote to a iriena in India to " please send at once two monkeys ;" but he wrote the two with out crossing the t, and otherwise so blindly that his friend mistook it for 1,000, and on the first boat came thirty five monkeys, with a note saying the balance would follow as soon as so large an order could be filled. The members of the press are not ex empt from this carelessness of untrans latable handwriting. I remember a special sent by a metropolitan reporter from a small town, describing an execu tion. The sending operator complained of the writing, and stumbled along slowly and grumblingly, finally capping the climax by saying the "doomed man then arose, partook ot a hearty break fast, and went out and buried himself with his hfe." The city operator re quested a halt, and after a long silence and evidently niucn stuoy, was torn by the sender to change the last five words to " busied himself with his pipe." Mentioning newspapers, recalls a mes sage sent by an energetic Cincinnati edi tor who had heard a false rumor of a heavy rain and flood in the country edi tor's vicinity, to the editor of a country weekly. It read : " Send us particulars of the flood." The reply was quite prompt: " You will find a lull account in Genesis." An operator gets accustomed to these messages, and also to such as: ''Send mp two daughters of an outcast;" or. " We have no desperate men ;" for he rightly concludes that the last-mention' ed are either to or from some book- dealer. Why telegraphers, as a class, are so seemingly careless and mirthful need not ho discussed here. Perhaps the lively character of the fluid with which they are brought into constant contact is transfused and causes this effervesen-je of mental activity. One ol their honored customs in the initiating of an operator, fresh and verdant from some small coun try place into his new position in a citv office, with its babel of sounds and per plexing rush and hurry, reminds one of college hazing, or the sailor s baptize, ment on his first crossing of the line. The victim is requested to take t "Bpecial." How timidly he sits nown, and how nervously he sharpens his pen cil to take for the first time in his life press for the papers. How the instru ment buzzes wiien he says " go ahead," and closes his key. He feels the watch ful eye ol the duet, and he must not. lie will not, tail in his hrst trial. And, oh! what a dispatch for a newspaper! It begins all right about a railroad acci dent, but in some mysterious way this connects itself with a temperance con vention, which branches into a fire caused by a walking match, with Congress call ing upon Mexico toprevent the duel be tween the polar expedition and the Pa cific railroad which He stops matters for an investigation and wonders if it's he or the correspon dent t lat is entirely daft. Then he rubs his amazed Head, and looks cautiously around and discovers that he seems the sole object of interest to the others; and if he takes good naturedly the roars of laughter and the pointed questions that greet him when he also discovers that his wonderful dispatch originated in the fertile brain, and by a clever switch ing of the wires, was sent by the fastest operator in the office from the other end of the reorn to te6t him, he has taken one long step toward fraternizing. The all-night men while away the tedious hours after the dropping of busi ness with conversation and stories; and the better the story-teller, and the fresher his jokes, the more popular he is. And how easy to dispose of a bore! It is said that on one of the circuits be tween New York and Chicago and in termediate cities, the all-night men had oniy to request one of their co-laborers, who had no other fault than his long, pointless stories, to relate something, and then, unknown to him for they had no desire to offend him would cut him out of the circuit, and have a social good time for an hour or two. On readjusting the wires the honest and solitary story-teller would be rattling along, unconscious of his loss of auditors, and perfectly happy in their remarkable attention. remaps the reader has in his youth told with much enthusiasm a capital story to a sleepy bedfellow to find, on nearing the end, that his companion was sound asleep. It's rather depressing. A story, first told by a San Francisco paper. I will venture to repeat here for no better reason than because it is strictly true. It often happens that tele graphers are called into service at the representation of a stage play, in which occurs what is known as t" telegraph scene," such as the one shown in Byron's "Across the Continent," cr Boncicault's "Long Strike," and at such times the operator behind the scenes manages to amuse himself by "talking" to the audi ence, unknown of course to only those of the fraternity who are present. The drama of " Across the Continent" was several years ago produced at a certain hall, and for the manipulation of the telegraph instrument which plays an im portant part i the most exciting scene of thP play, an operator, whom we will call Frank, was engaged. His position was such that he could see the audience without being seen, and upon taking his position he discovered in the auditorium a brother operator from out of town, Spicer by name, who bad that day ar- rived. Frank is fond of a joke, so when the time came for Bending the first dis patch he loudly sounded on the machine, How are you. SpicerP" The prof' s sional car of Spicer instantly caught the words, and, wondering who it was, straightened up and stared at the stage as if he- would give two dollars and a half to know something more. . "Spicer, how's your niammaP" quickly followed from the instrument, and the mystified Spicer confidingly turned to his lair partner to express his astonish ment at the most singular circumstance. As luck had it the auditorium held quito a delegation of operators, who knowing Spicer and his great characteristic of bashfulness, with one accord began to look around the theater for him. Spiocr had hardly began telling the young lady about it when there came another message : "Aha! old Spicer! Don't fool that co'iifiding creature with any of your nonsense." This aroused the telegraphers to a pitch of curiosity, and many of them stood gazing about them as if their only object in life was to discover Spicer. And he felt that they saw him, and the confusion which had been gradually covering his features grew into mortifi cation when he saw so many eyes leveled at him, and at last culminated in his hasty withdrawal from me meater. But Frank sent a parting shot, for as he faded from view ho heard "Good-bvc. Spicer; but don't forget her tendency for ice cream." When it is considered that this scene forms the climax of an exceedingly thrilling point of the play, and Mr. Byron is dramatically explaining with wild gesticulations to the audience what the instrument is supposed to be saying, the modest Spicer's embarrassment can be understood. Hastily as we have glanced at the brighter and cheerful side, there is now room 'for the dark one. But messages of sorrow and death burden the long slender wires and trip through the cact ing instruments, living dramas nre constantly wrought througn their mute agency, and of this perhaps they are speaking when at the quiet of midnight we hear from them that strange JEolian music like voices from a spirit land, that deep within us finds a responsive chord thrilling and saddening us. Cincinnati Enquirer. Cartons Effects of Altitude In Lead Title. A letter from Leadvillc, Col., the great mining town, says : 1 saw but very lew cases of intoxication in the streets. though the three hundred saloons in the citv field out their best inducements. was surprised at this, as one of the nota ble effects ol the great altitude of the place (10.300 feet above the lev 1 of the sea) is that all fermented liquors intoxi cate more q uickl v than a lower elevation The boiling point, owing to the decrease of atmospheric pressure is much lower than at Chicago, and the a.cohol is sooner vaporized and taken into the circulation, producing intoxication quicker. The holiing point of water herd is about l'JO degrees, instead ot 212 rie giees. the effect of which in boiling beans, eggs, potatoes, etc., is that it re quires a long while to cook then in an open vessel, and it is necessary to keep the vessel well covered, or 'the water will vaporize and escape before being raised to the requisite degree for cook ing. At this elevation much air is re quired to fill and satisfy the lungs, and breathing must be quicker in order to properly oxygenize the blood. It is said, too, that alter one has been here some time, the coloring matter of the blood becomes darker, being changed from the peroxide to the sesquioxide. of iron. With a person suflering under any difficulty or disease of the heart, the effect of any long continued exertion Js to cause a dangerous degree ol palpiia- tion, and even with persons entirely wen. uie puise runs exiremeiv high. There are other and notable facts con cerned with this altitude. There are few birds seen here perhaps for the reason that flying is difficult in the light air. The common house-fly. the slim mer pest of our eastern housekeepers, is unknown her ;. There are some of the out-door blue-bottle variety here, but they seem languid and tired. It is said also that cats cannot live here. This is probably owing to their delicate organ ization being unable to resist the rigor of the night air. So the "voices of the night are not heard in this locality, and the bootjacks are reserved for their natural uses. Another result of the lightness of the nir is that, having so little density, it is easy heated by artificial means. Our nights are universally co'd so cold that it is uncomtcrtabie to sit without a lire but a few pine chips or small sticks wil warm an apartment very quickly. At Uie same time the sun's rays do not seem to have the heating power that they do in the lower elevation. This seems to confirm the theory that there is no sub stantial caloric in the rays of the sun but heat is the result of chemical action generated by the direct rays with the element ot the atmosphere the direct ness of the ravs and the density of the atmosphere. While standing high upon these mountains, even aj a distance lrom any snowdrifts and where the air is still. the summer sun has only sufficient power to make the air refreshing and pleasant, while you on the plains are sweltering under a torrid neat, in tne shade ot rock or two it is always cool enough. The effect of the altitude is the same as that experienced by ballonists, who in ascending from the surface of the earth. even on tho hottest days, soon find it necessary to don their overcoats and warmest clothing. In the night here good supply of blankets is always neces sary, and nearly every morning heavy frosts are found, and sometimes thick scales of ice are formed. The crests of some of the mountains and many of the deep ravines UDon their sides are still full ol masses of snow xo corr pact that one can walk over them without sink ing. A day or two ago, in visiting a mine close to the summit of Mount Rrosa. T was compelled to cross a field o snow, hanging over the edge, which must have been a mile in length and probably in places twenty feet in depth, Rnttorflip are covered with feathers hairs are hollow tubes. The surface of Kio. ia envprpd with scales Ilk those of a fish. A single grain of sand would cover a hundred of these scales, vet a scale covers cunareos oi pores through these narrowopenings perspir ation forces iuelf out, like water througl: a sieve. i J-.; tn.v.Ura. Buy a bottle ot Dr. Boll Cough Sjrop the only thin to stop a back. up " his now foaming horses. But furi ous with rage and rum, in repiy ne lashed the horses again and again and dashed ahead. Indignation had now taken tho place of fear with the young lady, and she exclaimed : " I'll stop the rascal if I have to mount- the box my self!" But it was then too late to avoid the collision. It came with a crash. But, strange to say. the carriage stood the blow and was only partially broken. Not so the milk-wagon ; the force of the carriage tossed it up on two wheels and threw it entirely off the avenue, spilling the driver and the milk-cans r i Tit. -l u arounu uruiuiBuuuuDij. oikm; brought the horses to a standstill. The plucky little Avondale girl at once box. With eves flashing and with clenched fist shaking in his face, she ex claimed to the driver : " You brute, get down from this box." The driver, who a moment before had been so defiant, appeared dumbfounded at this display of indignation and cour age on the part of the fair girl, and meekly climbed, or rat her jell, oil the box, over the wheel to the ground. Now." she exclaimed, in a voice of stern command, and one that meant busi ness, " take off that hat!" The astonished jehu puued oil his hat. Then again the beautiful girl ex claimed : " Take off that coat, sir !" And the coat come off, brass buttons and all. "Now, sir. put them in this car riage !" And he put tnem in tne carriage. Then the fair damsel, tinting to her escort, who was standing up in the car riage witnessing the scene with wonder and amazement, and filled with intense admiration for the girl's pluck, said, with smile, and in the sweetest tone of voice : ( ' Won t you please get up on the box beBide me and take these lines P" He. of course, quickly mounted the box. took the lines, and they drove rapidly away, leaving the drunken man standing in the middle ot the road, hat- lesfr and coatless, and looking like the fool he was. Arriving in the city the gentleman drove directly to the theater, alighted with his lady friend, and, sending the horses and carriage to a stable, they entered the theater. And not one lady in tho audience would ever have sus pected by her manners or appearanre that this young girl had passed through the exciting scenes described. Thanksgiving'. Many of our readers and they need not bo verv old can recollect when Thanksgiving day was an exclusively New England holiday, and in winch the others of the older States did not par ticipate. As ew bnglandcrs migrated westward, and helped to lound new States, they "carried with them their usage ot annually observing a day ot thanksgiving, it is thus that the custom has spread to other states, until now. having been confirmed by the action of recent president. thanksgiving has be come no longer a parti a', but a national holiday. It is well that this, originally a farmer's holiday, lias a general observ ance. It is most fitting tlat the farmers of this broad land should! on one day in the year, gather in their scattered child ren, and in one ot the honest ot temples home give thanks ftr that upon which the prosperity of ;he nation rests the abundant harvest. It is pleasant to think upon Thanksgiving day in its higher aspects, but not the less so in its associations and its minor influences Being emphatically a home holiday, it more than all others aflVcts the homes ot the land, not less the homes in towns and cities than homes upon farms, and long before the day n at hand the thought that " Thanksgiving is coming controls the movements in households everywhere. The homethat is not upon the farm is none the less to observe the day ; it, too, is to have its " feast of fat things," and the city housekeeper looks to ner sister in the country lor a fatten turkey " wherewith to make merrv." A large share ot the demand for the tur key, the bird that has become so essen' tial to the thanksgiving feast, is sup plied by those farmers whose flocks number hundreds ; but aside from these, the turkey plays an important part on many small farms, and the bird, besides "lurnishing forth" the material for many a home feast, is in itself a cause tor grateful thanks. Many a mother, to help Uie lamiiypurse; many adaughter. in pride at being independent ol !ier father's hard earnings, to meet her per sonal wants, looks to her flock of tur keys; and as thanksgiving draws nigh she counts and feeds her flock with pleasant anticipation of the day in which the hopes of many days will be consum mated. Blessed be the observance which touches so nearl v so man v human hearts. Blessed be the day which brings joy to so many homes which, to the wanderer, wherever he may be, turns his thoughts towards home. And when has the American farmer had greater occasion on Thanksgiving dav than nowtosnvr Oh! give thanks unto the ird, for He is guuu ami uia mercy enuurewi tor ever. American Agriculturist. The Bemedj for Overworked Bodies What is the remedy for the drawn face, tornid liver and dead stomach o the man at the desk, at the counter and pulpit? A little plajr would be good for him perhaps, also a little blue pill at first, but less and less pill and more p av play pure and simple. We want less of Wall street, more of seaside and mountain. Let the man of many cares, and a slave to them, strike for freedom, shake off his cares and return to nature. It is a chance between losing time in the grave and losing time in play, which is fitly named recreation. Many a man thinks he has no love for fishing, but he has. it Is latent in all men. The whi of a reel and the bend of a pole will wake it. It will wake the dead. What is the loss of a day to the landing of a bass, or even a pickerel P "The thoughts of youth are long, long tho jghU." We have used them vilely, but they survive even in the time of erav hair and tha evil days when we say we hav3 no pleas ure in them. A day's, play is a day's "ourney toward youth: it takes the black out ot the blood, It jogs the liver. If the man Freeman had gone fishing all day and had a fisherman's luck, he would not have killed his daughter; he would have been too- sleepy to think of it. With boys' weariness comes also the boy's sleep. Men need to touch earth, to breathe air, and air that has not been breathed. Man is an animal, whatever else and more he is, and must observe the conditions of aninjal lite. Cincinnati Commercial. TIXELT TOriUS. Charles Ar Sliowc, a Chinaman, be came a tea merchant in Uoston thirty years ago, married an American wife, grew wealthy, and mixed in cultivated society. Lately ho visited his native land, and, on returning, says to tne uos ton Herald:' " Every thing in China seemed almost'as strange to me as it did to me when I first Tamo to Boston." He found few social changes, however. Individual taste, if it leads to a devia tion from the set forms of society, is frowned down, and, so long as this feel ing is prevalent in China, its people are slaves to custom, opinion and usage." With a propitious season next year's wheat crop in the United States will be a gigantic one. The crops this year and last have been immense, but the high prices that have ruled recently have en couraged the wheat raisers to largely in crease their acreage for next year, in Illinois and Indiana the increase is from fifty to one hundred per cent., and that too when Indiana's crop tins year was larger than that of any other State. The season has been very favorable for seed ing, and the Western farmers have im proved it, and mean next year to be able literally to supply the whole world with bread. Dr. Fisher, of the imperial German postoffice, has just published a pamphlet showing the comparative postal and telegraph statistics. The letter post of the whole world for 1873 amounted in round numbers to 3,300,000.000 letters, or about 9,250,000 daily ; and the num bers have been increasing daily at an astonishing rate. Thus in Japan the number of postoffices in 1872 were 1,159, and in 1876 it had risen to 3,540. Tho number of separate articles which pass ed through the Japanese post in 1878 was 47,000,000, of which 25,000,000 were letters, 10,000,000 post cards, 9,500,000 newspapers. PoEt- cards were first brought into use only in 1865, ftnd now they are employed in almost every coun try of the world. The parcels post has, however, not yet got beyond the first stage of its development. Tho number of telegraphic despatches sent in 1877 amounted lor the whole globe to nearly 130.000,000, on an average of 353,000 daily. A singular fact has been recently re ported of the people of tho little visited country of Annam, an independent though tributary state on the south of China. Tho natives of the country of pure descent have tho great toes of etch foot separated from the others like the thumb on the hand, and can and do use their toes in much the same manner that the thumbs are used, though, of course. to a much less extent, in the vicinity of the seaport of Sargon, where foreign intercourse has produced an admixture of races, this typical characteristic of the Ar.namese is gradually passing away; but in the northern sectit ns of the king dom, where the race has remained dis tinct, it is rarely the case that a child is born without flexible toes. That this Ceculiarity is of great antiquity is shown y the fact that in the Chinese annals ol tile year 2300 B. C.. there is a description given of the barbarian tribes that were then to be tound upon the borders of the Chinese empire, and among these one trihe or race is mentioned as having this peculiar formation of the big toe. They have no civil damage act in Ger many, but even there the necessity of some restriction upon the sale of alco holic liquors'to such as have not suffi -cient discretion to use them properly appears to be concedes!. In various dis tricts, by authority ol general instruc tions proceeding from the government, the police have prohibited tavern keep ers from selling or otherwise furnishing to minors under the age oi sixteon, ap prentices or persons mentally deranged or weak, any distilled spirituous liquors oi whatever description, and a similar prohibition will apply to sales to con firmed drunkards, whenever the names of these latter have been given to the liquor venders with a proper caution. Disobedience of these orders will be Eunishable by fine and imprisonment; ut they are not intended to apply to the sale of beer, the consumption of which has never beea found to cause injury to anybody. The police orders nre to be posted in a prominent place in every tavern. This news must make German liquor sellers in America feel less perse cuted and forlorn. A Young Lady of Pluck. A handsome and charming voting lady, living in one of the suburbs of Cin cinnati, accepted an invitation the other evening to attend tho theater, and sug gested toner escort that they should use her father's horses and carriage to drive into the city, which proposition was ac cepted by the young man. During tho afternoon the coachman of tha familv. who had always been considered an ex cellent one and a reliable m-'n, was dis covered in an intoxicated condition. He was remonstrated with, told that he must "sober up," as his services were needed to drive to the theater in the evening. He replied to the reprimands in an insulting, angry way. When evning came and the young lady's es cort had arrived, the carriage was or dered at the front door, n hen the coachman appeared it wts quite evident that he was still laboring under a heavy pressure of whisky. The young lady expressed some fears of riding in the carriage with him on the box, but finally determined to risk it, and got in the car riage, her escort following and sitting by her side. They were hardly started on the avenue when their tears were awak ened. The driver commenced whipping his horses in a violent manner, and dashed on down the avenue at breakneck-speed. The young lady remonstra ted, but the drunken driveiy replied with insulting remarks and drcve all the faster. Her escort asked her per mission to speak to the wild and reckless "Jehu," and in positive tones told him be must behave himself and drive cauti ously. This interference from an out sider seemed to infuriate the man, and he lashed the horses all the harder. Down the avenue they flew, the carriage spinning on first one wheel, and then another, passirg other vehicles with a. graze, ano nuiiig me inmates ot the car riage with fear. Just as they started down a slope of the drive the young lady and her friend discovered a milk wagon coming leisurely up the road, with the driver apparently asleep. Ou they dashed, and both the gentleman and lady thought they would strike the wagon, and at the terrible speed thev were going such a collision would be either a breaking of bones or instant death. The maniac driver was begged for God s-sake to be careful and to " pull Scenes In a Colorado Cattle Ranch. A " Round Up." As in more primi tive days the different herds ranged in termingled over the public domain, so do they now stray from ranch to ranch, and at certain seasons of the year they must be collected and separated. They are distinguished by car-marks, and more especially by brands, said brands being conclusive and universally ac cepted evidence of ownership. In Juno and July, and in September and Octo ber, "rounding up," or the grand col lection and separation, takes place. For each district a master or director of the " round up " is chosen, whose orders are implicitly obeyed by the working force, consisting of from twenty to fifty men, furnished by the ranchmen of the district in proportion to their holdings. They have two or three horses apiece, and are accompanied by assistants, herders, cooks, etc., etc. Starting from a given point, taking a regular course, and camping every night, they sweep over the ranges. Eacli day they "round up:" the horsemen scour the country, and, with the skill coming from Ion is practice, gather the cattle together. In vain does the restive steer break away and run back or aside, the skillful horse man is ready tor him, the trained horse " turns on a five-cent piece," and he is headed off, and must yield to his fate, and move on in the pre-ordained track. The " round up " takes place sometimes at a " corral," or largo inclosurc, some- times on the open plain. - " Clttino Oct." Only the first pur poses of tho "round up "has been sub served when the cattle are collected. Next the cows and calves must be " cut out," and we saw the " cow boys " ride into the herd, single out the cow (with calf following), and with f.reit skill ex tricate her from the throng. The young calves are, of course, not yet marked, but the presence of one cow makes it imperative to place that cow's mark on it. Strayed calves, on the other hand (called " Mauvrics," from an old Frenchman in Texas who is said to have added largelv to his worldly stores by a systematic abstraction of these waif3 and strays), are sold for the benefit f the associated ranchmen. " First catch your calf," as Mrs. Glass would say. Perhaps you may think that this is an easy task; but you would find, if you tried it, that you were never more mis taken in your life, for the ease with which the rancberos accomplish it has only come with careful training and long practice. The little animal runs wonderfully fast, springs, turns and dodges almost like a flash ; but the cow boy never takes his eyes off of him, and the trained horse, now well warmed up and entering fully into the spirit of the chase, responds to, almost seems to an ticipate, every turn of his rider's left hand nnd wrist. Meanwhile the latter with his right arm is s winginghis noosed rope or lasso, and in another minute lie has thrown it exactly over the ealFs rliead. Instantly the horse plunges for ward, giving "slack "to the rope, and allowing it to bo wound around the horn of the saddle; then he moves on, dragging the calf after him. and the little creature is soon in the hands of the men with the branding-irons, rhess have been heated in a hot fire, and are quickly applied, and in a few minutes the ca f. now indelibly designated as the property of his master, is again running aliout. A. A. Hayes, Jr., in Harper's Aliiyazine. Iown a Chute. A chute is laid from the river's brink up the steep mountain to the railroad, and while we are telling it the monster logs are rushing, thundering, flying. leaning down the declivity. They come with the speed ol a thunderbolt, and somewhat of its roar. A track of fire and smoke follows them lire struck by their friction with the chute logs. They descend the l.ou icet oi the chute in fourteen seconds. In doing so they drop 00 feet perpendicular. Ihey strike the deep water of the pond with a report that can be heard a mile distant. Logs fired from a cannon could scarcely have greater velocity than they have at the foot of the chute. The average velocity is over 100 fept in a second throughout the entire distance, and at tho instant thev leap from the mouth their speed must be fully 200 persecond A sugar-pine log sometimes weighs ten tons. Wliat a missle! How the water is dashed into the air! Like a grand plume of diamonds and rainbows, the feathery spray is hurled into the air to the height of a 100 feet. It forms the grandest fountains ever beheld. How the waters of the pond foam and seethe and lash against the shore. One log,' having spent its force by its mad plunge into the deep waters, has floated so 'ns to lie .-t right angles with the path of the descending monster. ihe mouth of the chute is perhaps fif teen feet above the surface ot the water. A huge log hurled from the chuto cleave the air and alights on the floating log. You know how a bullet glances, but can you imagine a saw-log glance? The end stiikes with a heavy shock, but glides quickly past for a short distance. then a crash like a reverlicration of artillery, the falling log springs 150 feet vertically into the air, and with a curve like a rocket falls into the pond seventy yards from the log it struck. JVwdfcee )-ey.) Republican. Infallible Cure for Business luterrap iions. A merchant doing business near the foot of Jefferson avenue used to spend about half his time in explaining to callers wny he could not sign petitions, lend small sums, buy books or 'nvest in moousimiB cmei prises, out mat time has passed, and it now takes him only two minutes to get rin oi the most per 6istent case, ihe other day a man called to sell him a man of Michigan lie had scarcely made known his errand when the merchant put on his hat and nam : , Come, and I'll see about it." He led the way to a boiler shoo, two biockB distant, wherein a hundred ham mers were pounding at Iroa. and walk ing to the centre of the shop and into tho midst of the deafening racket he turned to the agent and kindly shouted : " Now. then, if vou know of anv special reason why f should purchase a map of Michigan please state them at length." The man with the maps went right out without attempting to state " reason the one," and tfie merchant tranquilly returned to his desk to await the next. Detroit Free Press. The Western Union telegraph com- pany sent 25,000,000 messages in the year ending June jo, ibu. mine year De- lore it km n.ovu.uw. ITEMS OF INTEREST. Philadelphia is to have an elevated rail i oad. What is homo without a walking A solelcss spot. New Haven match? Register. Large numbers of mules are beina si lipped from tho United Sta tes to tho West indies. Lager beer has been exported from tho United Slates to London, in con siderable quantities, of late. The barrels in which oil is shipped from the United States to Europe are now sent back as ballast for the vessels. Two men and two dogs killed, bv act ual count, 1,000 rats in the space of two hours at a slaughter house near Valleio. Cul. A child eighteen months old was re cently stung to death by bees at Santa Ana, Cal. He received seventeen stings on his forehead. A man is going to have his name stamped upon 50,000,000 toothpicks. That man's name will bo in everybody's mouth. Mcriacn itecoracr. When the dentists of ttiis countrv can discover a way to null teeth without making a man wish he had been born a hen, life will lia'c twice as much hap piness. Free I'rets. A member of a London ladies' club was requested to resign "for kissing her brother in the dining-room." If she naa kihhcu nun in mu uiouiu instead oi the dining-room we presume there wouldn't have been any fuss about it. Keokuk Gate City. A new disease, commencing with ner vous twitcliings in the legs and feet, and ending in gnat emaciation, has been discovered by Philadelphia physicians. who ascribe it to the habit of riding in street cars instead of walking, and the peculiar jolting motion of the cars. A new and singular means of incen diarism is reported by the Oolos. In a village of Poland a cat was saturated with kerosene by an unknown party, and set on fire; the unhappy animal rushed to and fro, spreading firo all around, till it perished in flames, to gether with a number of buildings. London Its Grentness. London is a vast world in itself. You are impressed, when you find yourself in it, with its immensity; as one is im pressed by the vast reach of the ocean when he steams over it day after day without a glimpse of land or ttie sight, perhaps, of a single sail. You feel like a mere atom in this vast billowy tide of human life. Cut up into smaller com munities London would make a dozen cities equal in population to New York, lirooilyn, Host on, I'hiladoipnia, Balti more, Washington, Buffalo, Cincinnati, Chicago, St. Louis, New Orleans and San Francisco! It contains more people than our six populous New England States, more than the whole kingdom of Uenmark, more than twice as many as Norway, nearly as many as all Scot land. It is said to contain more Jews than Palestine, more Catholics than Rome, more Irishmen than Dublin, more beotohmen than Edinburgh. There are omnibuses running across the ctty, by as straight a route as the cow- path streets allow, which start before five o'clock in the morning and barely make two round trips before midnight. And year by year the great city pushes out its borders, encompassing villngo after village of the outlying suburbs in its spider web ot pavements, and water mains, and omnibuses, and busy traffic. The villas around its fringes, as Hare says, seem to be constantly making an ellort to get into the country and never succeeding. Many neighborhoods in the solidly built city still bear the names bv winch th'-y were Known when they were only little hamlets in tho fields, miles from the city gates such as Chelsea, Kensington, Camberwell, Bays- water, ot. Johns Vo-)d, etc. it is partly because of the absorption of so many villages in the great metropolis that it is tJllicted with such confusion in its street nomenclature. If you wish to visit King street it is possible for you to explore ninety-four different streets of that name before you find the right one. If it is Queen street, your chance of hitting the right one the first time is just one in ninety-nine. Does your friend live on Church street you are confronted by one hundred and fifty streets of that name besides the one you want! Even of John streets there are one hundred and nineteen, and of New streets new a long while ngo in most cases one hundred and sixty-six! it becomes a necessity, in such eases, to give the street a surname, so to speak ns men begin to take surnames when James nnd John and Mary became fre quent in the same circle ol acquaint ance. Streets are often designated, therefore, by adding the name of some well-known thoroughfare into which they run, or the special neighborhood to which they belong, as Queen street, Cheapside; Kipg street. St. Jaines square; Church street, looting; High street. Marylebone. etc. And in any case the initials of the general division of the city are usually affixed to the ad dress " E. C," tor East Center; "W. C.,"West Center; "S. E.." Southeast; .North, etc. uona company. Thirteen Buys Without Food. The steamship England reached New York from Liverpool after a rough pas sage. V lien a longshoreman descended into the lore hold, winch was stowed full of barrels, packed so closely as to leave only a space of about three feet between them and the deck, ho heurd talking, and suddenly touched something that his lantern showed to be a human body. Soon alterward the sailors dragged to the light a man, still alive and conscious, but so reduced by starvation that he was only a living skeleton, with skin like shri veledparchment drawn over his bones. The ship s physician trie 1 to force nourishment down the stowaway's throat; but he was too far gone, and in half an hour lie died, it was evident that lie was a foreigner, and when he was first taken on deck an Austrian girl from among the steerage passengers suc ceeded in understanding a few words that he was able to murmur. He begged for water.said that he had tasted neither food nor drink since the day the ship sailed and that his name was " Harry." That was all he was able to say. His body was sent to the morgue. In the narrow space into which the stowaway uao squeezea nimseu lust beiore the steamship sailed, he could only lio down or crawi around over the heads of tea barrels; but could not stand nor cou d he sit upright. His clothing showid that in his terrible hunger he had gnawed it, as be had nlso gnawed bits of wood from tha barrels.