:3 ' ifiiii mm HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor end Publisher, Nit, DESPERANDtJM. Two Dollars per Annum. VOL. IX. BIDQWAY, ELK COUKTY, PA.,' THURSDAY, MARCH 20, 1879. NO. 5. "" A ! THE HOSTLER'S STORY. BT I, T. TROWBRIDGE. ' - ' What amused us most at the Lake house last summer was the performance of a bear in the back yard. He was fastened to a pole by a chain. which gave him a range of a dozen or fifteen feet. It was not very safe for visitors to come within that cirole, unless they were prepared for rough handling. He had a way of suddenly eatohing yon to his bosom, and picking your pockets of peanuts and candy if yon carried any about you in a manner whioh took your breath away. He stood up to his work on his hind legs in a quite human fashion, and used paw and tongue with amazing skill and yivaoity. He was friendly, and didn't mean any harm, but he was a rude playfellow. - I shall never forget the ludicrous ad venture of a dandified New Yorker who came out into the yard to feed bruin on seed-cakes, and did not feed him fast enough. He had approached a trifle too near, when all at once the bear whipped an arm about him, took him to his embrace, and " went through " his pockets in a hurty. The terrified face of the strug gling and screaming fop, and the good natured, business-like expression of the fumbling and munching beast, offered the funniest sort of contrast. The one-eyed hostler, who was the bear's especial guardian, lounged leisure ly to the spot. "Keep still, and he won't hurt ye," he said, turning his quid. "That's one of his tricks. Throw out what you've got, and he'll leave ye." The dandy made haste to help bruin to the last of the seed-cake, and es caped without injury, but iu a ridicu lous plight his hat sma-hed, his neck tie and linen rumpled, and his watch dangling ; but his flight was the most laughable part of all. The one-eyed hustler made a motion to the beast, who immediately climbed ' the pole, and looked at us from the orosspieoe at the top. "A bear," said the one-eyed hostler, - turning his quid again, "is the best hearted, knowin'est critter that goes on all-fours. I'm speakin' of our native black bear, you understand. The brown bear aint half so respectable, and tbe grizzly is one of the ugliest brutes in creation. Gome down here, Pomp." Pomp slipped down the pole and ad vanced toward the one-eyed hostler, walking on his hind legs and rattling his chain, "Play ml as a kitten I" said the one eyed hostler, fondly. "I'll Bhow ye." He took a wooden bar from a clothes-hof-e vrxr bv, and made a lunge with it at Pomp's breast. . - No pugilibt or fenoing-master could - have parried a blow more neatly. Then the one-eyed hostler began to thrust and btrike with the bar as if in downright earnest. "Bather savage play," I remarked. And a friend by my side, who never misses a chance to make a pun, added : Tes, a decided act of bar-bear-ity." " Oh, he likes it I" said the one-eyed hostler. "Ye can't hit him." And indeed it was so. No matter how or where the blow was aimed, a move ment of Pomp's paw, quiok as a flash of lightning, knocked it aside, and he stood good-humoredly waiting for more. "Once in awhile," said the one-eyed hostler, resting from the exercise aud leaning on the bar, while Pomp retired to his pole, " there'd a bear of this spe cies that's vicious and blood-thirsty. Generally, you let them alone and they'll let you alone. They won't ' run from you maybe, but they won't go out of their way to pick a quar rel. They don't swagger round with a chip on their shoulder lookin' for some fool to knock it off." " Will they eat you ?" some one in quired ; for there was ring of spectators " around tbe performers by this time. " As likely as not, if they are sharp set, ai.d you lay yourself out to be eaten, but it aint their habit to go for human flesh. Boots, nuts, berries, bugs and any small game they can piok up, satis fies their humble appetite as a general thing. Tbe one-eyed hostler leaned against the pole, stroked Pomp's fur affection ately, and continued somewhat iu this style: " Bears are partio'larly fond of fat, juicy pigs; and once give 'em a taste of human flesh why, I shouldn't want my children to be playin' in the woods with in a good many miles of their den I "Which reminds me of Old Two Claws, as they used to call him, a bear that plagued the folks over in Ridge town, where I was brought up wall,;as much as forty year ago. " He got his name from the peouliar shape of his foot, and he got that from trifling with a gun-trap. You know what that is a loaded gun set in such a way that a bear or any game that's curi ous about it must come up to it the way it p'ints; a bait is hung before the muz zle, and a string runs from that to the trigger. "He was a cunning fellow, and he put out an investigatin' paw at the piece of pork before trying his jaws on it; so instead of gettin' a bullet in the head, he merely had a bit of hia paw shot off. There were but two claws left , on that foot, as his bloody tracks show ed. "He got off; but this experience seemed to have soured his disposition. He owed a spite to the settlement. "One night a great row was heard in my uncle's pigpen. He and the boys r ushed out with pitchforks, a gun ana a lantern. They knew what the trouble was, or soon found out. "A huge black bear had broken dowu the side of the pen; he bad seized a fat po rker, and was actually lugging him oflf in his arms I The pig was kicking aul squealing, but the bear had him fast. He did not seem at all inclined to give up his prey, even when attaoked. Hi looked sullen and ugly; but a few jabs from a pitchfork, and a shot in the buouI der, convinced him that he was mak ing a mistake. He dropped the pig and got away before my uncle could load up for another shot The next morning they examined his tracks. It was Old Two Claws, But What sp'ilt him for being , quiet neighbor was something that hap pened about a year after that. " There was a roving family of Indians enoamped near the settlement; hunting, fishing and making moccasins and bask ets, which they traded with the whites. " One afternoon the Bed-Sky -of -the-Morning. wife of the Water-Snake- with-the-Long-Tail, came over to the settlement with some of their truck for sale. She had a papoose on her back strapped on a board: another squaw traveled with her, carrying an empty jug. - " Almost within sight of Gorman's grocery, Bed-Sky took off her papoose and hung it on a tree. The fellows around the store had made fun of it when she was there once before, so she preferred to leave it in the woods rather than expose it to the coarse jokes of the boys. The little thing was used to such treatment. Whether carried or hung up, papoosey never cried. "The squaws traded off this truck, and bought, with other luxuries of civilization, a gallon of whisky. They drank out of the jug, and then looked at more goods. Then they drank again, and from being shy and silent, as at first, they giggled and chatted like a couple of silly white girls. They spent a good deal more time and money at Gorman's than they would if it hadn't been for the whisky, but finally they started to go back through the woods. " They went chattering and giggling to the tree where the papoose had been left. There was no papoose there I " This discovery sobered them. They thought at first the fellows around the store had played them a trick by taking it away; butby-and-by the Bed-Sky-of-the-Morning set up a shriek. " She had found the board not far off, but no papoose strapped to it, only something that told the story of what had happened. " There were bear tracks around the spot. One of the prints showed only twoclawB. ' "The Bed-Sky-of-the-Morning went back to the camp with the news ; the other squaw followed with the jug. " When the Water Snake-with -the -Long Tail heard that his papoose had been eaten by a bear, he felt, 1 suppose, very much as any white father wouldhave felt under the circumstances. He vowed vengeance against Old Two Claws, but consoled himself with a drink of the fire-water before starting on the hunt. "The braves with him followed his example. It wasn't in Indian nature to start until they had emptied the jug, so it,bappened that Old Two Claws got off again. Tipsy braves can't follow a trail worth a cent. " Not very long after that a woman in a neighboring settlement heard her children fcream one day in tbe woods near the house. She rushed out, and actually saw a bear lugging off her youngest. "She was a Biokly, feeble sort of wo man , but such a sight was enough to give her the strength and oournge of a man. She ran and caught up an axe. Luckily she had a big dog. The two went at the bear. " The old fellow had no notion of los ing his dinner just for a woman and a mongrel our. But she struck him a tremendous blow on the back; at the same time the pup got him by the leg. tie dropped the young one to detenu himself. She caught it up and ran. leaving the two beasts to have it out together. "The bear made short work with the our; but instead of following the woman and child, he skulked off into the woods. " The settlers got together for a grand hunt; but Old Two Claws for the tracks showed that he was the scoundrel escaped into the mountains, and lived to make more trouble another day. "The child 1 Uh, the child was scarcely hurt. It had got squeezed and scratched a little in the final tussle; that was all. " As to the bear, he was next heard of in our settlement." The hostler hesitated, winked his one eye with au odd expression, put a fresh quid into his cheek, and finally resumed : "A brother-in-law of my uncle, a man of the name of Bush, was one day chop ping in the woods about half a mile from his house, when his wife went out to carry him his luncheon. "She left two children at home, a boy about five years old, aud a baby just big enough to toddle around. " Tbe boy had often been told that it be strayed into the woods with his brother a bear might carry them off, and she charged him again that forenoon not to go away from the house; but he was an enterprising little fellow, and when the sun shone so pleasant and the woods looked so inviting, he wasn't one to be afraid of bears. " The woman stopped to see her hus band fell a big beech he was cutting, and then went back to the house; but just before she got there, she saw the oldest boy ooming out of the woods on the other side. He was alone. He was white as a sheet, and so frightened at first that he couldn't speak. Johnny,' says she, catching hold of him, what is the matter ?' " A bear I' he gasped out at last. ' Where is your little brother ?' was her next question. " I don't know,' said he, too muoli frightened to know anything just then. "Where did you leave him?' says Bhe. "Then he seemed to have gotten hia wits together a little. A bear took him I' said he. " You can guess what sort of an agony the mother was in. " Oh, Johnny, tell me true I Think I Where was it ?' In the woods,' he said. 'Bear come along. I run.' "She caught him up and hurried with him into the woods. She begged him show her where he was with his little brother when the bear came along. He pointed out two or three places. In one of them tbe earth was soft. There were fresh tracks crossing it bear tracks. There was no doubt about it. It was a terrible situation for a poor woman. Whether to follow tho bear and try to recover her child, or go at once for her husband, or alarm the neighbors; what to do with Johnny meanwhile all that would have been hard enough for her to decide even if she had had her wits about her. "Bhe hardly knew what she did, but just followed her instinot, and ran with Johnny iu her arms, or dragging him after her, to where her husband was chopping. " Well," continued the one-eved hos tier; "I needn't try to describe what followed. They went back to the house, and Bush took his rifle and started on the track of the bear, vowing that he would not oome back without either the ohild or the bear's hide. " The news went like wildfire through the settlement. In an hour half-a-dozen men with their dogs were on the track with Bush. It was so much trou ble for him to follow the trail that they soon overtook him with the help of the dogs, " But in spite of them the bear got into the mountains. Two of the dogs came up with him, and one, the only one that could follow a scent, had his back broken by a stroke of his paw. After that it was almost impossible to track him, and one after another the hunters gave up and returned home. At last Bush was left alone; but nothing could induce him to turn back. He shot some small game in the moun tains, whioh he cooked for his supper, slept on the ground, and started on the trail again in the morning. Along iu the forenoon he came in sight of the bear as he was crossing a stream. He had a good shot at him as he waa climbing the bank on the other side The bear kept on, but it was easier tracking him after that by his blood. " That evening a hunter, haggard, his clothes all in tatters, found his way to a baokwoodman'shutoverinWhite'svalley. It was Bush. He told his story in a few words as he rested on a stool. He had found no traces of his child, but he had killed the bear. It was Old Two Claws. He had left him on the hills, and came to the settlement for help. " The hunt had taken him a round about course, and he was then not more than seven miles from home. The next day, gun in hand, with the bear skin strapped to his back the carcass had been given to his friend the back woodsman he started to return by an easier way through the woods. " It was a sad revenge he had had, but there was a grim sort of satisfaction in lugging home the hide of the terrible Old Two Claws. . " As he came iu sight of his log house, out ran his wife to meet him, with what do you suppose ? little Johnny drag -gicg at her skirts, and the lost child in her arms. " Then, for the first time, the man dropped, but he didn't get down any further than his knees. He clung to his wife and baby, and thanked God for the miracle. "But it wasn't much of a miracle, after all. "Little Johnny had been playing around the door, and lost sight of the baby, and maybe forgotten all about him when he strayed into the woods and saw the bear. Then he remembered all that he had heard of the dancer of being carried off and eaten, and of course he bad a terrible fright. When asked about his little brother he didn't know any thing about him, and I suppose really imagined that the bear had got him. "But the baby had crawled into a snug place under the side of the rain trough, and there he was fast asleep all the while. Then he woke up two or three hours after, and the mother heard him cry; her husband was far away on the hunt. "True this story I've told von?" added the one-eyed hostler, as some one questioned him. " Every word of it I" , ' But your name is Bush, isn't it ?" I said. The one eye twinkled humorously. "My name is Bush. Mv uncle's brother-in-law was my own father." "And you?" exclaimed a bystander. "I," said the one-eyed hostler, "am the very man who warn'i eaten by the bear when I was a baby I" Youth's uompanion. Tbe Cause of a Mine Explosion. Some peouliar features of mining casualties were developed at a coroner's inquest on the bodies of William Crone and Thomas Tiernay. who died from in juries received by an explosion of fire damp, at tbe Lower Bausoh Creek col liery, near Pottsville, Pa. These men were working with safety-lamps on the bottom level of the mine, 1,900 feet below the surface. The vein in which they worked made no gas, but another beneath it, with about nine feet of slate between, gave forth gas in quantities so great as to force up the solid slate-covering in the centre of the breast, the Eressure of the strata above, of course, elping. The movement caused a rumbling and cracking, which the meu thought came from the roof, and they, together with tbe fire -boss, James O'Neill, and a miner named Jacob Imsohweller, were watching that part, when tbe noise became so violent that they ran into the heading, fearing that the roof would falL The roof, however, remained undisturbed. Tbe men had scarcely left the breast when the floor heaved up. opened, and a volume of gas poured forth, whioh at once filled tbe whole place. O'Neill and Imsoh weller, fortunately for them, darted into the passage leading inward from the breast; but Crone and Tiernay en tered the "intake" passage. Crone, knowing that a strong current of air would force the flame through the meshes of his lamp and set fire to the gas, shielded his lamp as he ran, but Tiernay neglected this precaution. The gas ignited from his lamp, and a terrible explosion followed. Crone and Tiernay were so badly bumed that they died in a few hours, while the others, being behind the explosion, whioh always takes an outward course, were only slightly injured by being dashed against the coal. The wood-work of the mine was shattered for a distance of 100 yards, and a boy named Grady reoeived fatal injuries from a door which fell on him. The mine was then being in spected for the third time that day (the explosion occurred at noon); and 16,676 oubio feet of air per minute was then passing through that portion of it. The jury returned a verdict that "the de oeasedcame to their deaths from the effects of an explosion caused by run ning through the gas with their safety lamps against, instead of with, the air-Current," TIMELY TOPICS. The sacred right of petition hts been vindicated to the extent of 10,167 peti tions introduced in the House of Rep resentatives during the Forty-fifth United States Congress. They relate to all sorts of subjects, and oome from private individuals, aliens, corporations, literary, scientific, and labor-reform societies, boards of trade, State and Territorial legislatures: in fact, from almost every branch of trade and in dustry. Under the rule of the House petitions are not presented in open ses sion, but are placed on file, and as a general thing are never heard of. Sixty-nine libel suits for one libel 1 Ambiguity has been the death of one poor paper in Marseilles, France. The Nouvelliste, of Marseilles, stated some months ago that the tax receiver of St. Etienne had embezzled $10,000. The proprietor must have had more than one " bad quarter of an hour " when he discovered, as he very quickly did, that there are sixty-nine St. Etiennes, towns or communes iu Franoe, Every one of the tax receivers of these places brought an action against the pnper, whioh has been ordered to pay $20 damages to each collector, besides $40 flue. A "first exhibition ciroutar" of the Melbourne International exhibition of 1880 has been received. It contains long lists of commissioners and commit tees and the " system of general classi fication," apparently based to a con siderable extent upon that of Philadel phia. The president is tha Hon. Wm. John Clarke, member of the legislative council at Melbourne. Applications for space should be Bent in cot later than June 80, 1879. The recaption of ex hibits will commence June 1, 1880, and none will be admitted after August 81. The exhibition will remain open for six oalendar months, commenting October 1, 1880, and closing March 81, 1881. Full particulars can be obtained from James E. Denison, No. 123 Collins street, West Melbourne, who will act as general agent for American exhibitors. A subject of more than ordinary in terest is now under consideration by a committee of tbe Medico-Legal society, and it is deemed probable that the re sult of the research and report of the oommittee will be the passage of a law providing for the verification of every case of supposed death occurring in New York city. The wisdom and ne cessity of such a law, the Herald re marks, can hardly be questioned by any one who has given the subject any care ful thought; and so thoronghly is it acknowledged by Europeans that in every principal country of Europe legal cognizance is taken of the possibility of syncope being mistaken for death. And in nearly all, if not all of the principal cities ou the continent there is an officer of the law whose duty it is to decide in every case of apparent death whether it is or ia not real. In England and Amer ica, however, no protection is afford ed by the statutes against the possibility of a live person being buried. Au original character, well known in the Latin quarter, has just died in Paris at an advanced age. Pore Boyer, as he was called, fancied he was an unappre ciated genius, and amused himself in inventing new systems which were to renovate society. He set up a new re ligion, one article of which and the one that roenred the most adherents was to make every other day a day of rest. He habituated himself to eating only ou alternate days, and used to argue that by sleeping twenty-four con secutive hours and then working for a like period, the same sum of labor would be produced with a saving of food and the time lost at meals. Daring the late war Pere Boyer invented a number of means for annihilating the Prussians, and never pardoned the war depart ment for the indifference it manifested toward his Greek fire, whioh he called the " prnssovore." He was the author of some songs, whioh were sung in their time by the students, and of a poem called Le droit de boire," whioh, un fortunately for him, he never found a publisher to bring out. Like many other philanthropists, he died in a state of utter destitution. A New Astronomical Wonder. At the last total eclipse of the sun. many astronomers busied themselves chiefly with observing the corona whioh had excited so muoh interest and specu lation at previous eclipses. This is the D ime given to the bright light seen out side of the moon's disk when the body of the sun is completely hidden by it. Opinions were divided as to its cause; some observers thinking it proceeded from the sun's atmosphere, or from lu minous gaBes which shot far above its surfaoe; while others imagined it sepa rated from the sun altogether, and due to other causes in the depths of space. atom the ooservaiions made, and from photographs taken, it is now be lieved to be simply the reflected light of the suu. This reflection is supposed to be due to immense numbers of meteor ites, or possibly, systems of meteorites, like tbe rings of Saturn, revolving about the sun. The existence of suoh meteor ites has long been suspected, and ob servations now seem to justify a belief in their existence. Their constant fall ing into the sun is thought to be one of the methods by which its beat is main tained without loss. Relief From a Corn. Soak the foot in warm wnfar tnr a quarter of an hour every night; after each soaking, rub on tbe corn patiently, with the finger, a half dozen drops ok sweet oil; wear around the toe during iuo ujr iwo iniciuiesBeB ot Duokskin, with a hole iu it to receive the corn, and continue this treatmnnfc nnfii tha oo rn falls out. If you wear moderately YnnflA fihnaa if will Ha m tr, . V .1 - years, before the corn returns, when the same treatment will be effininnt in f days. Paring corns is always danger- uuo, utxjiue maruug mem iaae deeper root, as does a weed cut off near the ground; but the plan advised ia safe, painless, and costs nothing but a little attention, JZecAari,- Whoppers. It was at a miner's cabin in Tennessee; a dozen or so of rough, uncouth, unkempt-looking fellows sat over a stove iu an atmosphere redolent with cold oof fee and tobacco. "Talkin' about your stories," said a grizzlv, gray old fellow, removing his pipe from between two shaggy masses of tawny hair, while his companions gave each other significant glances talkin about your Btories, why, y've all hearn ou Bill Hess, him as was killed in '76, a moonshining. Well, Bill an' me wus old cronies. A year afore the war Bill, he swalled of a Eeaoh pit. It trubbled of him a kinder, nt no one thought muoh on't; but Bill's appetite it got stronger and stronger, till at last he'd eat and de vour of every think as what he could lay of his hands on. An' the mystery about the affair wns, that the more Bill he would eat, the thinner did he become. It wus six years arter that yes, it wus seving years when one day Bill he wus took with a gripin' an' a groan in'. Snakes 1 how he kicked and yelled ; seving men couldn't hold of him. No doctor wus in the parts where we wus. Well, he had conwulsions, an' he had 'em right smart, too, I tell yer, and the f urst think we kcowd, up came a small cherry tree " " I thought as 'ow he swalled of a peach pit ?" some one asked. " Well, so he did, and he disgorged of a peach tree about three feet high did I Bay cherry ? well, that wus a Blip of the tongue with bloomin' peaches on it. And arter that Bill's health cum back to him, and he wusn't afflicted no more." I've got a story to beat that," ex claimed a young, sprightly-looking miner, with a merry eye and a clear complexion. "Me an' Bob Jones we wus a travelin' in '58, just about the time that ere accident happened to Bill Hess, and Bob he got a cinder in his eye, which kinder annoyed him. It got wuss and wuss, till the poor feller hadn't no peace or comfort. One day, says Bob to me, says he: ' Pete, somethink is the matter with that ere eye,somethink is the matter. It feels like as what it wus gettin' bigger and leavin' of my head.' " I looked at it, and sure enough there wus a raisen-like sort of think on it. Still it trubbled of Bob. Day by day, that raisen-like sort of think growed and growed, until it wouldn't let the eyelid shut. Mind ye, all this time Bob could see just as well as ever, if anythink, bet ter than nor before. The raisen-like sort of think growed and growed for two years, when it had growed three inches out of Bob's eye. It was just like a bush, with tiny branches and little bits of leaves. Well, to make a long story short, one night Bob turned over on his faoe iu his Bleep, and in the mornin' he found a little maple tree lyin' alongside of him, and the pain in his eye and the bush wns gone. That, there," pointing to a sapling just out of the door, is the tree which growed of the cinder what Bob Jones caught in his eye." A Suicide's Letter. The dead body of an unfortunate man, Hood AlBton by name, was found on the 3d of March under a tree at Bav St. Louis, Miss. It was discovered that he had destroyed himself by mor phine, and that he left behind him a pitiful and deeply interesting letter. He was evidently a man of culture, and the letter said he had once been a jour nalist On the 2d of July, 1863, he was struck on the nead by a piece of shell at the battle of Gettysburg. He recovered to all appearances and was thought to be quite well. In his letter, however, Alston declares that he has since been conscious that he has always been hovering on the dangerous edge of in sanity. He has felt on particular and frequent occasions an almost irresistible impulse to kill people, and always pre ferentially those who were most dear to him. To avoid this he has fled often from the presence of a wife and chil dren, living in California, whom he tenderly loved; but has never had the moral strength to oonfess his fears and cause himself to be placed under re straint. At last the accumulated agonies of his apprehension, and the horror of his seoret was too much for him and he Blew himself. The case is singular and suggestive. How far Al ston's madness was, as represented by himself to himself, real and how far feigned we shall probably never know. Perhaps, as some writers would have us think of Hamlet, he was sometimes sane and sometimes otherwise. But were his fears lest he should take the life of others incident to his lucid intervals, or did they only present themselves when his mind was off its balanoe and so con Btitute the characteristic and proof of his insanity ? The question is a puz zling one, and, like the problem of Hamlet's lunacy and the inquiry whether it is genuine or simulated, may invite endless discussion while leaving the issue forever in the sequel to be -Bmotnerea Dy surmise." A'eui York Evening Post. A Custom of the Country. The massacre recently perpetrated bv the king of Burmah, at which over eighty of his relatives lost their lives, frightful as it appeals, is merely one more example of a custom bo universal in the East that it may almost claim rank as a reoognized institution. The natural commencement of every Oriental reign is the slaughter or disablement of all possible pretenders to the throne; and the annals, not merely of Burmah, but of Persia, Turkey, Afghanistan and Bomara teem of instances too frightful for quotation. As recently as the close of tbe last century, a Western traveler found one of the royal princes of Persia going about with a bandage over his eyes, and on questioning him was told, in a matter-of-course air whioh made the statement doubly horrible, that as his eldest brother would certainly put out his eyes on mounting the throne, he was teaching himself to dispense with the use of them." The Turkish sultan, Mahmoud, famous for hia destruction of the Janissaries in 1826. owed his elevation to the fact of his being the only member of the royal family left un slaughtered; and the multiplied butcher ies ot Mehemet Ali are still fresh in tiw; vuv p (rAWUWVIUU, Curious Method of Catching Quail. -The following passage, from a work called " Sport and Work on the Nepaul Frontier," describes the mannerof cap turing quails in the East Indies: Trav eling one day along one of the glades I have mentioned as dividing the strips of jungle, I was surprised to see a man before me in a field of long stubble, with a cloth spread over his head and two sticks projecting in front at an ob tuse angle to his body, forming horn like projections, on which the ends of his cloth, twisted spirally, were tied. I thought from his curious antics and movements that he must be mad, but I soon discovered that there was method in his madness, He was catching quail. The quail are often very numerous in the stubble fields, and the natives adopt very ingenious devices for their cap ture. This was one I was now witness ing, overing themselves with their cloth as I have described, the projecting ends of the two sticks representing the horns, they simulate all the movements of a cow or bull They pretend to paw up the earth, toss their make-believe horns, turn round and pretend to scratch themselves, and, in fact, identify them selves with the animal they are repre senting; and it is irresistibly comical to watch a solitary performer go through this a I fresco comedy. I have laughed often at some cunning old herdsman or shekarry. When they see you watching them they will redouble their efforts, and try to represent an old bull going through all his pranks and practices, and throw you into convulsions of laughter. Bound two Bides of the field they have previously put fine nets, and at the apex they have a large cage with a decoy quail inside, or perhaps a pair. The quail is a running bird, disinclined for flight exoept at night ; in the daytime they prefer running to using their wings. The idiotic-looking old cow, as we will call the hunter, has all his wits about him. He proceeds very slowly and warily; his keen eye detects the conveys of quail, which way they are going, his ruse generally succeeds won derfully. He is no more like a cow than that respectable animal ia like a onoum ber; but he paws, and tosses, and moves about, pretends to eat, to nibble here, and switch his tail there, and bo on maneuvers as to keep the running quail away from the unprotected edges of the field. When they get to the verge pro tected by the net, they begin to take alarm; they are probably not very cer tain about the peculiar-looking "old cow " behind them, and running along the net, they see the decoy quails evi dently feeding in great security and freedom. The V-shaped mouth of the large basket cage looks invitingly open. The puzzling nets are barring the way, and the " old cow " is gradually closing up behind. As the hunter moves along, I should have told you, he rubs two pieces of dry hard sticks gently up and down his thigh with one hand, produc ing a peouliar crepitation, a crackling sound, not sufficient to startle the birds into flight, but alarming them enough to make them get out of the way of the "old cow." One bolder than the others, possibly the most timid of the covey, irritated by the queer crackling sound, now enters the basket, the others fol -lowing like a flock of sheep; and once in, the puzzling shape of the entrance pre vents their exit. Not infrequently the hunter bags twenty or even thirty brace of quail in one field by this ridiculous looking but ingenious method. How Yassar Lost a Pupil. A letter from Poughkeepsie, N. Y., to the World, says: At the beginning cf the term one year ago a young lady from New York entered the freshman class of 1878 at Yassar college. She was then sixteen, of slight figure, brown-haired, pretty, and a young person of buoyant spirits, who speedily became something of a character among her fellow-students. It is said, however, that the faculty found her intractable and subjected her to a course of mild disoiDline whioh she did not like. She had entered the col lege under peouliar ciroumstances. Her father had endowed a scholarship there at a cost of 88,000, and she was the first to receive its benefits. Finally, muoh of what was considered infelicitous in the girl s ways was overlooked by the faculty, and under the new order of things matters moved along more smoothly. Just before the last holiday week she was again, however, in open rebellion against the authorities. She expressed a determination to accompany a fellow- Btudent to the latter s home in the West to spend the holidays. The head of the oollege protested with emphasis; but wnen the time arrived the young rebel went on her proposed trip and returned iu due time and resumed her studies. In the meantime she was corresponding with and meeting in Poncrhkeensio everv Saturday, when the young ladies are permitted to leave the oollege to do their shopping, the young eon of her father's partner in New York, ihus matters stood up to a recent Friday, when the young woman was missing. Inquiry discovered that, with the assistance of two of her chums, she had quietly paoked her wardrobe and stolen away. The young man had a carriage iu waiting for her, and on her arrival they went to the residence of Dr. Elmendorf, of the Second Reformed church, in Poughkeepsie, and were mar ried. Then they were driven to the Nelson house, where they remained until Saturday afternoon, going then to New York. Dr. Elmendorf, it is said, was induced to perform the ceremony only by the presence of a gentleman of high standing in this city, who accom panied the couple to the house and vouched for their oharaoter and tbe regu larity of the proceeding. The father of tbe bride and groom are in business to gether, the former being a wealthy manu facturer of a proprietary bitters." The two girls who assisted hia dangh ter in making her escape from the ool lege have been expelled and sent home. A confidence operator was caught iu the act of cheating a man at cards, and boldly insisted that by so doing he was only obeying the scriptural injunction When asked how he made that out, he said: "He was a stranger, and I fcv him in." A case ia sometimes gained through penury suu euuienmes per jury, ITEMS OF LNTEREST A horse-race Colts. "Branch-houses" The florists. There aro fifty substitutes for coffee, and 129 for tea. The lighthouses of the world are esti mated at 2,814. One-third of Chioago'a population is German, or of German origin. The man who was lost in slumber probably found his way out ou a night mare. Many of the provincial cities of China have populations of from 500,000 to 1,000,000 eaoh. We suppose no one would oare to do without a tongue. But, after all, it is only a matter of taste. Young ladies think they Miss it by not, and many a married lady thinks Bhe Mrs. it in being married. The Erie canal was commenced in 1817 and completed in 1825. The main line measures 863 miles in length, and oost about 87,200,000. The Pekin (China) Gazette, the oldest daily newspaper in the world, was first issued about A. D. 1350. It is still in existence, and is an official journal. A FACT IN ASTBONOMT. If the moon were like some men, Every night she'd be sublime, For iUBte&d of quartering then She would be full all the time. On the Atlantio ocean, during the prevalence of a heavy storm, the ex treme altitude of waves above the inter vening depressions or hollows was found to be forty-three feet. New Mexioo has 1,000.000 head of sheep, valued at $1,500,000; Colorado 950,000 head, valued at 81,000,000; Wy oming territory 225,000, valued at $450, 000. The difference between the thermom eter on a July day and a meadow lark is that the latter rises three hundred feet, while the former goes up nearly a hun dred degrees, above nothing. N, Y. News, Two lovers at the gate ; Thoy linger, linger, linger; He binds tbe ring of fate The ring of love and fate With a kiss upon ber finger. Somebody. One lover at the grate; She lingers, lingers lingers, "Heighoi this ring of fate," Bhe says, "I've seen of late Upon six others' finders. " Louisville CourUr-Joumah Foolish Every-day Questions Askin the orange peddler, "Are they sweet?' Inquiring of your friend Smith as to what the weather is going to be in the future time, certain or indefinite. De manding ' What's the news ?" with the expectation of getting any answer other than ' O-o-h, nothing." Hailing Tom, Diok and Harry with " How d'ye do ?" " How are ye ?' as though you cared a rush how they did or how they were. Boston Transcript. The American Agriculturist, in an in teresting article on the Texas cattle drive, says: "The cattle go to the river for water at noon, with the exception of a few, whioh remain behind to take care of the calves. One cow may often be Been watching twelve or fifteen calves, wLile their mothers have gone with the remainder of the herd to drink. After the return of the herd the watchers ' take their turn. This interesting fact is vouohed for by several old ranchmen." David Crockett once visited a me nagerie at Washington, and, pausing a moment before a particularly hideous monkey, exclaimed: "What a resem blance to the Eon. Mr. X. 1" The words were scarcely spoken, when he turned, and, to his great astonishment, saw standing at his side the very man whom he had complimented. "I beg your pardon," said the gallant colonel; "I would Lot have made the remark had I known you were near me, and I am ready to make the most humble apology for my unpardonable rudeness; but" looking first at the insulted member of Congress, whose face was anything but lovely, and then at the animal compared to him "hang it, if I can tell whether I ought to apologize to you or to the monkey I" The Custom of "Treating." "Treating" constitutes one of the chief perils attaohing to the custom of -imbibing spirituous liquors, and there are now few persons who could not, if free from its shackles, restriot the indulgence of their thirst to a decent moderation. A man meeting a group of his friends just as he is bent on obtaining his afternoon allowance of " sherry and bitters " must, if he does not violate usage, and if he wishes to do what ia expected of him, ask them all to join him. Suppose the whole party to number seven. Seven drinks are poured down seven throats, willing or unwilling. What is the immediate result of this hospitality? Six other individuals feel themselves mortgaged with an obligation to equal it. There may be a little chat, and then some one Bays; " Ah, let's have another drink I" Then seven more drinks are poured down seveu throats. More talk. An other happy thought by another mem of the party. Seven more drinks de scend the seven throats. More talk. A fourth inspiration by a fourth partici pant. Some one who has done his fated duty tries to beg off ; has business to transact ; ought not to drink any more. His objection is vetoed by the asking party, who is already slightly stimulated perhaps. "No shirking ole feller, oome on I" Bepetitiou of the gulping act by seven performers. Every one feels the mellowing influence by this time. "Charley," says No. Six affec tionately to the genius of the bar, "giv's 'Bother I - All hands round!" Encore the feat of seven men swallow ing seven drinks. No. Seven's .turn bas arrived. The happy relief is near. He happens to be the least experienced of the party. He is already full of bliss. His words are few but expressive. " Set 'em up again, hio I" Up they go, and then down they go seven more drinks. Let us see. Seven times seven are forty-nine. And all because one man felt like taking a little ' sherry and bit ters." Perhaps he goes home to his dinner afterward. Perhaps he don't. Perhaps he fails to see his wife and mother-in-law until the next day. Such is life in a country where " treating " is tbe ouBtomww York Herald.