AX HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. Nlti DESPERANDUM. Two Dollars per Annum. I A VOL. IX. RIDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1879. NO. 1. The Cause of the Kaln. Away by the shore of the ooean bine In peaoefulness known to the lonely few, The wife and child of a Bailor true . Lived and toiled together. Fall many a weird and pleasing tale Was told the boy, of sea and sail, Of floating berg and northern gale, Of olear and oloudy weather. Adown the weft the king of day Was hastening through the gates away, In all bis golden bright array. When home returned the skipper. At evening, strolling on the sand, He told the boy of many a land, And slowly traoed with bis brawny hand The eross and the starry dipper. Twas midnight, and, unfit for rest, The boy stole softly from his nest To watoh the moon in clouds of the west riay hide and seek with the water, o 1 &tigh at the wind In its wild, wild race, And again the Btars of the hoarens to trace Bnt he thought that the dipper was oat of place, And vailed Andromeda's daughter. The sea was mad, for the wind was high, The huge black clouds would soon go by, But down fell torronts of rain from the sky And woke the Bleeping (kipper. And suddenly long and loud laughed he, When the voice of his child broke forth in glee, " Oh, father ! the king of the northern sea Has npset his starry dipper." Emily Blake, in Boston Transcript. How They Came Together Again. 'Now, Kitty, you don't mean sof" "I do, Will." " Then give me baok that ring." Quick aa thought off came the ring from Kitty's tapering finger, and in another moment it flashed in the palm of Will Graham's hand. Then the two looked at one another aghast, as if a precipice had suddenly yawned between them. "Time to leave the grovel Oars coming," said a voice, Hearing them. " Oh, Kitty, quick, if you don't want to be left I" And her sister, Nellie Barton, who had been searching for her, came for ward to grasp her by the hand and hur ry her off to the picnic train waiting for the flnshed and tired pnrty from the eity. " Hang the train I'5 said Will, reflect ing afterward that it would be rather a hard thing to do. "What am I to do with this ring ? I would like to crush it under those locomotive wheels. And Kilty I What have I done I" The sequel was, that Will, sauntering along, was too late for the train, and had the pleasure of walking into town, ten miles. "Good enough for him," said the vexed Kitty, in a thoroughly feline way, as she missed him in the train, pretend ing not to look for him, and yet con stantly darting sly glances in every direction to see if he conld be near. " Good enough for him," she said, when the cars started. More tender thoughts came at last. " Poor Will," she finally murmured; "v.hen be comes round to night, I'll make him comfortable in that big arm chair in our parlor, and will fix everything all right. But will he come round?" A look at her naked finger sent a shiver over her, and the precipice yawning between her and Will in the grove seemed to yawn wider. " What have I said and done to Will ? I won der if he'll come to-night." No Will came. The big nrm-chair looked empty enough, and Kitty felt like tying a piece of crape to it. Will reached home thoroughly tired out by his walk, and thoroughly disgnsted with himself for his treatment of Kitty, "Fool," he said to himself, as he dropped asleep. And that was just what Kitty said to herself. They were fool ish. At the picnio party there had been a little jealousy and then a little Blighting of one another. Kitty thought Will cruel, and so the end was that Will walked ten miles that night with a plump little gold ring in his pocket. Both went to sleep, saying in self-accusation, "Fool!" Both woke up with intentions to make reparation the next day. It is easier though to make a break in the dam than to mend it. When Will Graham went down to his late breakfast, he found a short but peremptory letter waiting for him. It was war time. Will was a lieu tenant in his regiment. The letter was a summons back to his post, for the enemy were reported to be intending a serious demonstration. Every man must be in his place. The sentences of bis letter ended sharp as pistol-shots, and Will was off by the next train . He sent a message by a lady friend to Kitty that he wanted her to write and he would as soon as possible answer it, and that she must not think anything of what had happened. Would she forgive him ? he asked. But the lady friend, who chanced to be visiting in the place, was suddenly hurried home by symptoms of approaching sickness. The sickness Droved fatal, and Will's words found a grave with her. As for Kitty, she wrote a note before leaving her room that morning saying she was sorry, and gave it to a little boy to drop in the ofllce. The game of marbles played on the way sent into happy oblivion all thought of his errand, and when he did think of his note, he couldn't find it. It probably dropped out of his pocket in pulling out a bag of marbles and was finally picked up by the next enterprising chifUonier that went round crying nags, rags." Wiu wonaeera why alter bis mes sage, Kitty didn't send a letter, and Kitty wondered why after- her letter, win sent no message, me result was that a certain pretty little finger went minus a gold ring. It was a weary autumn, and wearier winter lutty thought, that followed. The dead leaves whirling in the wind never seemed so mournful, and the snow never seemed so muoh like shroud. "No Will," she said, "these long winter evenings I Nothing but war re p i ts sounding like batteries coins off iia u" viimvi "What is the matter with Graham ' said Will's mess-mates, as they rumi nated after dinner on the subject of his depression, sending up their inquiries toward the tent roof through dirty rings of tobacco smoke. And Kitty's friends wondered why she was so dull and averse to society. " Oh, father and mother are both feeble and need me," she said. Three weary years went by; Will hav ing no heart to come home. In the meanwhile, Kitty married and left the plaoe. " Gone to T ," some one said; "mar ried a rich old fellow that she didn't heartily love, all for the sake of making her father and mother comfortable." - It was just about so, but only when Kitty had grown heart-sick waiting to hear from Will. Beading at last in the evening paper that Lieut. Graham had been killed, she gave up all hope. She made a grave as she thought for the old love sod gave herself away to a rich old friend of the family, a Mr. Carleton. " "Twill be a good thing for father aud mother," said Kitty. Mr. O took his young bride to the city of T . In two years, Kitty, found herself a widow. M". Carleton had been a kind husband, and Kitty though unable to give any thing like a hearty love, sinoerely re spected him. Love, however, is a plant that can't live on respect alone. Kitty's affection had been given to somebody else, and that somebody else, though Kitty did not know it, was still alive. "Almost dead," said Surgeon Dale to Will; "they say you were found after that last little skirmish. The bayonet wound you received in your eye, will finally, I am afraid, cause you to lose it. At any rate, you must wear a green patch for a long time." Will's health recovered sufficiently to allow further service, and at the end of the war, he was sent home with a gold eagle on the shoulder and a green patch over the left eye. When Will reached home, he said to himself, " The young woman who once wanted the little gold ring I carry in my pocket, surely won't want it now if she must take the green patch with it." And sure enough, she didn't. Kitty's old home was as empty as a robin's nest in October. He heard heard she had gone somewhere and was n widow, . Vol. uranam was ncn, ana wny shouldn't he marry ? Many a girl would have put up with that green patch for the sake of his warm heart and manly character. Add money, and the green patch was very attractive. In one little clique where Will moved, it is a wonder it was not adopted as a badge. But those works of green were never carried, though assaulted by many a fair raider. Will was given up at last, and venom ously reckoned as a "crusty old bach." The soldiers' orphans, and also the poor women that the war left penniless widows, knew the green paten, However, as the sign of a warm-hearted man who made children happy with candy, and their mothers happy with coal. As a handsome little property in the city of T , fell to him one day, the colonel concluded to move there. Tho property included a big, hospitable old mansion just suited to his tastes. It lay in a large garden. The trees were not close up to it, smothering it, bnt stood at respectful distance, so that the sun shine conld pour around the old house depths of gold-color, bringing health and life. To outsiders in the street, so tubk were the Intervening trees, it seemed like a nest stowed away in the green foliage. Aronnu the house went a broad piazza like a white ruff of the oldon times abont a lady's neck. Back of the house, there were long slopes 01 grass leading down to a river. In June. this river went like a minstrel past the mansions bordering it, singing beauti ful songs of the summer as it purled along. At sunset, this princely trouba dour brought out of his treasures all sorts of precious stones and spread them on the water's surface to tempt away his lady-loves wandering on the rivers banks. Within the house, the rooms were of generous size, and yet cozy in their arrangements. The ball, furnish ed after the English style, was an ample, comfortable retreat, ever open to all soldiers whose stumps halted at the colonel's door. "Oh. mamma. said little Kitty Carleton, now three years old, and Kitty Bartons only child, "somebody s turn, somebody's turn, over dere. See in de garden I Sure enough as Airs, uarieton looked out of her windows, she saw that the ad joining mansion we have desoribed was indeed occupied, strolling unaer tne trees she saw a finely-formed, stalwart man. The stranger turned his face to ward Mrs. Carleton's home. "See," said little Kitty, "something geen in his eye." "It is a green patch, darling, on his eye. It must be a poor soldier, nitty must love tne poor soldiers. " I will, mamma, and won't yon ?" "Yes." the widow replied, hardly conscious of any reference to the gen tleman walking under the trees. " As long as I live," she said to herself, go ing to a drawer and taking out Will Graham's faded picture, "There, 1 thought I bad got over that. It was never buried, after all. No, there are no graves for a true love. Mrs. Garleton soon fonnd that Kittv and the gentleman whose eye appeared habitually in green, were great friends. She would call upon him and bring home flowers or candy or toys. One day Kitty said she had found out his name, the name of that " nice " gentleman. "What is your lover's name?" said Mrs. Garleton, smiling. "It's a ham, mamma; some kind of a ham Gay ham." " Graham, you must mean, child." "And he's been a sojer; and some body tame to see him and tailed him Will" " Will Graham, and a soldier. Well, that is a coincidence," thought the mother. And Kitty said she had told the strange manher name. "Kitty Barton Tarleton." Bo that the oolonel thought he had got hold of a coincidence. " Kitty Bar ton I Well, it can't be she I" And Mrs. Carleton said, " Will Gra ham I It can't be he I" Both wished from the inmost depths of their souls it might be so. For several days the colonel missed his little pet. " Seem's to me the col onel's fussy," said his housekeeper, " wondering why that child don't come over, and saying every five minutes he must jest step over and see if she's sick. Tho', sartin, I do remember I've seen old Dr. Gay's gig there twice. I'll tell mm, or he'll ndget into a fever." " Is it the little girl, or do yon sup pose it is her mother ?" said the colonel, emphasizing the mother. "I should hate to have the little girl sick;" and he added to himself, " I might feel worse if it were the mother. There, I will call over to-morrow and get light on this mystery." " Do I s'pose it is the mother." said his housekeeper, vigorously. " I don't know not hi n about it. There," Mrs. Timmins said, away in the recesses of her own consciousness, " that man has been peekin out of the blinds at that child's mother. He's old enough to do bettor." That very day the oolonel stepped out on his piazza dressed up for the proposed call. Looking opposite, he saw his lit tle acquaintance running suddenly out of the house, and as he looked, he noticed a light wreath of smoke puffing after her. "Oh. Mr. Gay ham, Mr. Gayham, mamma's sick and house's afire. Turn quick 1" she cried. The colonel rusnea over, ne ran into the sitting-room. In a rocking-chair sat a lady in a morning-gown. " Oh, excuse me sir I bnt the house s on nre and 1 am sun weak from my sickness. I can't stir." The colonel bent over her, took her in his arms, carried her toward the light. " Why, Kitty 1" he said. Why, Will l" was the answer. Not another word was spoken. " Well." said Col. Graham to himself. as his fair burden rested in his arms, this is awkward, though delightful. Where shall I take her? Take her to your house, of course, simpleton," said an instinot within. Kitty had swooned, he saw, and in that undonscious state he bore her into his sitting-room, there to leave her and her child with the ener getic Timmins. The fire in Mrs. O.'s house arose from a defective furnace flue, was spreading rapidly, and the colonel, who had gallantly return ed to tight the flames, found the honse conld not be saved. The next morning Mrs. Carleton looked out from the guest- chamber at the colonel's only to see a charred heap of ruins. " Why, mamma, we tan t go home and hadn't us best stay here 1" asked Kitty. "Hush, child, we must go some where." There was a knock at the door. "Shall I bring your breakfast in now ?" said Mrs. Timmins, making the following private remarks for the bene fit of one Timmins: " I know the colonel wanted orfullu to have her take her breakfast down stairs, but said she was an invalid. "Thank you," replied Mrs. Carleton, I am sorry to trouble you. Could you order me a carriage after breakfast ? 1 had better go to the hotel and not im pose on yonr hospitality." "Ro-tnlt" paid the really warm hearted Timmins. " You are better fitted to take yonr bed than a carriage. No sick folks leaves this honse in such a fix. If sojer-boys can stay, eating' the colonel out of house and home, I guess a noighbor can. There was ano!her knock at the door. It was the colonel himself, and Timmins withdrew. "She won't go," remarked Timmins to herself. "Peekin through the blinds always did mean something." " Why, how much the colonel looks like Will Graham of old," silently ob served Mrs. Carleton. "Kitty," said the colonel, blushing suddenly "Mrs. Carleton, I mean, why must you go ?" She had told him her intention. "She never looked so charming," thought the colonel. " He never looked handsomer, in spite of his green patch," thought Mrs. Carleton. " Ob, colonel, I I I" " Kitty," said Col. Graham, stooping low and whispering, " couldn't you call me Will again ?" "Will," came back in a soft, low whisper. " Here, little Kitty," said the colonel, blushing redder than ever, and taking Mrs. C.'s child in his arms, "wouldn't you like to stay here all the time ?" " Oh, yes; and wouldn't you, mam ma?" " Say yes, dear Kitty," whispered the colonel, stooping lower to Mrs, Carle' ton. No microphone ever brought the faint answer to that outside public, whose greedy ear catches up every such thing eagerly; bnt in a few months there was a very happy wending at tit. Xjuke s, md little Kitty Carleton bad a new father. Portland Transcript. Fonnd at Last. As a Mississippi river steamboat came i . . - i j ; i uj a river iuuuiuk, it tail, uuguiuiy, gawkish looking fellow leaning against a woodpile attracted the attention of the passengers, one oi wnom, a talkative and conspicuous persen, remarked to his friends that he was going to have Borne fun out of that fellow. So he jumped ashore when the boat landed, and with a great show of fierceness ap proached the fellow. Drawing a savage- looking bowie knifs he said : " So. old fellow. I've found you at last. You're the man that stole a dog of mine and I've sworn to get square with you. I've been looking for you for a year." The gawkv lazily opened his eyes in wondering amazement at first as though he didn't understand it Then catching sieht of the laughing passengers look ing on from the deck he took in the situ ation. Bv the time "Smarty" had finished telling him how long he had been looking for him, he had taken out of his pocket a fist like a sledge ham mer on the end of the arm of a windmill. He swung it once and knocked the man who had been looking for him plump into the river. Then resuming his plaoe against the woodpile he raised his eyes to the deok and with a very lazy drawl " Is there anybody else on this boat looking for me? Mexicans subdue fractious horses by having a hood so arranged as to pull down over the eyes of the horse as soon as he manifests uneasineoe. """ v plications subdue the horse perma. uently. FEEDING ON FELLIES. NMimra la New Yerk that are said ! be Bin of Gat Meat. The New York Mercury asserts that some of the residents of that eity are ac customed to buying sausages and other food partly made up of the flesh of young kittens. The Mercury says men go about at night hunting oats, whioh they put into bags as soon as caught. Its article continues I When a sufficient number of victims has been obtained, the cat-hunter takes his homeward way and empties his bag of his evening's spoils. The largest and fattest having been selected, they are quickly killed, either being knocked in the head or having their throats out, while those too lean are reserved to fat ten for future use. The slaughtered oat is then skinned, the skin being of some value, espeoii-'ly the white and black ones, and the meat prepared for chopping. Mixed with a little bull meat, or sometimes alone, it is then chopped and made into the desired bolognas, and is ready for sale. Most of these cat hunters manufacture the sausages and sell them themselves, thus combining the occupations of manufac turer and tradesman on the smallest scale, while others sell the meat to small butchers. The manner in whioh this business in cats was discovered and in vestigated is of interest. Certain offi cials, a few months ago, in a tour through the eastern part of the city in searoh of alleged abuses, were surprised to find evidence of this traffio in more ways than one. A reporter of the Mercury discovered three or four men who made a business of getting, keeping, and breeding cats. Two of these men manu factured and sold bologna sausages in quantities. A woman told the reporter, not knowing his errand, that a short time ago she had purchased one of these sausages, but its appearance and taste was so peouliar that she was afraid to eat it, and threw it away. It is most difficult to obtain acourate information, as these men are most reticent regard ing themselves. Many of them do not speak any English, and are evidently afraid their business will be discovered. The cats, when caught, are sorted out, and those reserved for fattening are kept either in large boxes or in small yards adjoining their captors' houses. The advantage of the boxes is, that they can be more easily concealed and kept in smaller compass, sometimes in a small cellar or room ; but they are not pre served in such good condition in this way as when allowed more freedom, so it is not resorted to except in cases of necessity. The boxes have slats nailed in front of them, and the occupants are fed at stated intervals with some fatten ing compound. When a yard is used, the tops of the surrounding, walls are smeared with n substance known to these cat-dealrrs whioh -tho animals de test and will not cross. A collection of oats thus imprisoned presented a most amusing spectacle when seen by the re porter. About a hundred cats, of all sizes and ages, were sleeping, eating, quarreling and caterwauling in various attitudes. All grades of cat society were represented, from the handsome Angora and Maltese, to the prosaic. homely backyard Tom, that makes night hideous with his yells, and murders sleep. Great care has to be used, it is said, to prevent the old Tom cats from eating their young. The " unole9, cousins, and aunts" could indeed be " reckoned up by dozens," and seemed to constitute anything but a happy family. Utilizing a Rat. Large sewer rats get into houses, and especially into nublio buildings in whioh suites of apartments are let to families and others. In such rooms, and in eel lars, walls and pantries, these ferocious vermin are more destructive than a wild beast of prey and more dangerous when oornered. One person, who bad suffered mnch and long from their ravages, and whose occasional capture of one of their number had failed to make any impression on the general horde, resolved to try a new plan. It is known that nothing so frightens a rat as to hear the shrieks of one of its own kind in captivity. Having canght a vicious and lively specimen, the experi menter determined on the cruel expedi ent of starving him to death, and to make his squealing " tell " on the others, Canght in a box or wire trap, the rat was there kept, unharmed, except for deprivation of food aud water and he lived mst two days and two nights During that time, what with the pangs of hunger and thirst, and the added 00 casional incentive to vocal exercises in the shape of proddings and stirrings up with a long pole, the caged rat gave forth at sundry and divers times such pieroing shrieks of rage and despair as only a rat nan utter. Probably it womdn t nave been entirely safe, at that time, to have given him a chance to smell of your finger, or to get at your thumb; but one good result was certain ly accomplished by that otherwise too crnel experiment not a rat has been in that room or in those walls from that day to this, a period, we believe, of about half a year. A similar result is said to have been attained by catching a rat, dipping it into a pot of red paint. and letting it run; and also by shearing and singeing a rat, and then letting him go. The Story of a Cow-Bell. A correspondent of the Cincinnati Gazette sends the following story of 1 law case from Flovd county. Ind. "Mayfleld and Featheringill were well- to-do farmers. One of Mayfleld's cows dropped a bell from her neck, in the woods.that cost fifty cents, and was half worn, ana was supposed to be worth twenty-five cents when lost One of FeatheringUl's boys, in passing through tne wooas one day, found a cow-bell, Mayfleld claimed that it was his bell and demanded it Featheringill refused to give it up. Mayfleld then replevined it, and then commenced a lawsuit that absorbed the farms and personal estate of the contestants. Not being able to pay lawyers' f eeB any longer, the lawyers reiusuu 10 serve in tne case, ana tne lit igants were compelled to compromise. which they did bv each agreeing to pav his own costs, which amoanted to over i,wu a siue or an aggregate of over 3,000. Gallows, Reminiscences. We take the following from the reminiscences of a New York reporter, who has been present at thirty execu tions: " I wonder if it hurts to be hanged ?" said he who sat at the feet of this Gam aliel of the noose. " Probably not, after the first twitch of the cord is felt, and, although I can not claim any personal knowledge of that part of the business, my belief can soaroely be said to be purely conjectural. I once talked with a man who had been hanged by a party of blythe but hasty gentleman in California, They mistook him for a horsethief, an error for whioh they amply apologized in the heartiest manner when their attention was called to the fact that he was the wrong person, which, fortunately for him, was just in time to save his life. He said that his sensations were first a consciousness of a terrifio crash, as if all created things, himself among the rest, had simulta neously exploded. That was probably when the mule was led out from under him. Then he seemed to be floating in a sea of red light, heaved and tossed upon glowing billows that swirled round and round, as if in a whirlpool, to the sound of a harmonious roaring. And after that he knew nothing until he found himself lying upon the grass, breathing with great difficulty and pain, bleeding from a little gash in his neck where thev had cut the noose, and trying to under stand the profuse apologies of the spokesman of his entertainers." " it must be a horrible thing for a man to know that he is going to die a shame ful death for a crime of which he is in nocent." " Theoretically, he ought to be sus tained by the consciousness of his in nocence. Practically, the horror of the situation depends upon the man him self independent of guilt or innocence. The bravest man I ever saw die was one who avowed frankly the perpetration of the murder for which he was hanged. As to how really innocent men accept the situation, I have not much ex perience upon which to base an opinion, as out of all the thirty that I have seen hanged there was but one that I deemed guiltless the unhappy victim of a judicial murder. That was a poor wretch named Lee, if I remember right, who was hanged at Waukegan. 111., in 1865, as the supposed murderer of an old woman by the name of Ruth Briden. I studied well the evidence in his case, examined him, and did what no body else seemed to have thought it worth while to do sought out who else than he in the community had stronger reasons than he conld possibly have had to wish old Buth Briden dead. I satis fied myself that there was one man there a rich and influential man who would have pTfofited largely through family connection by her death, and that man, I found, had been especially and remarkably active in pressing the prosecution and conviction of Lee. There was nothing about the condemned man's personnel or record to encourage suspicion of him other than that he was shiftless, poverty-stricken, friendless vagabond, who sometimes got drunk ; out ne was the easiest man in the com munity to hang, somebody ought to be hanged, and so they strung him up. The deputy sheriff, to whom I expressed my conviction of the poor fellow s inno cence, laughed at me. He was a big, good-hearted, rough man, who had been horrified by the atrocity of the butchery of Mrs. Briden. and was easily swept along with the tide of popular feeling against the prisoner, which had been artfully set in motion by interested parties. But, six months afterward, I met him in Chicago, and he said to me : What you said about that hanging of ours disturbs my mind a great deal, and 1 have spent both time and money in in vestigating that case for my own satis faction. And I tell you now. I am con vinced that we hanged an innocent man that day.' The tears stood in his eyes, and his voice trembled as he spoke. Unfortunate Lee ; his last prayer was 8mall ats surrounded" the captain, and the most amusing part of their daily pa for his wife and little child, far awavin - : iv,.- u 1 JT 1 1 lu. a;d,v ? ..f.m k.vi. ook the Juast; his last words calling upon God to indge his innocence. But he died courageously." Antiquity of the Plague. The plague is one of the oldest things under the sun. According to Petavius it ravaged the whole known world in 767 B. In 534 B. G. it made terrible havoo in Carthage, and the people, deploring the anger of tho gods, offered up their chil dren as sacrifices. Thucydides has left graphic description of the plague whicu raged in Athens in 430 B. V, and which extended over Egypt and Ethiopia. In the eighteenth year of the Christian era Borne was depopu lated at the rate of 10,000 daily. Three centuries and a half later the plague appeared in Britain, where the living were not able to bury the dead. There is little reason to doubt the statement that 200 persons perished daily in Lon don during an epidemio whioh raged in 134o, and which prevailed throughout .Europe, in 147s more persons perished in England of pestilence than had died in fifteen years of continued war. At various periods of its history London has suffered terribly from plague. More than 20,000 persons perished in 1603-4, and more than 85,000 in 1625, But it was not until 1665 that the city learned what a scourge the plague might beoome. a moderate estimate says that 68,606 persons perished, while other authorities state the number at 100,000. Since that period England has been tolerably free from the plague, tint, it has narria1 n(T f& ftlV naniAna in Persia, 800,000 in Egypt, and 60,000 at Marseilles at one visitation. A Moment of Horror. A prominent fancy goods dealer of this city, whose neatness of attire is the envy of the less fortunate, stepped into bis store Sunday to replenish the fur nace. He laid aside his glossy silk hat and put on an old straw. Having ar ranged matters satisfactorily, he saua tered np Congress street just aschuroh' goers were coming down. Meeting a lady of his acquaintance, he gracefully lifted bis hat, when, to his horror, he found that he had orl the straw one afor said. He took the back streets and iDHUUOU UVU1U RiA'U tS 1UDOIUlOi Portland (Me.) Argu. CAPTAIN BOYTON'S TRIP. A Voyaae In Hie Rabber Salt an the Alle. hear River, front Oil City ta Fltle barsh. Captain Boyton, the celebrated swim mer, swam from Oil City, Pa., to Pitts burgh, starting on a Thursday morning and reaohing his destination the follow ing Sunday. He had expected to make the trip of 132 miles with only one stop, but the weather was so severe that he had to stop several times. He was in the water altogether about forty one hours, and the trip from Freeport to Pittsburgh the last of his journey is described by the New York Herald in a Pittsburgh dispatch as follows : At ten minutes past five Boyton took his paddle, and, with a wave of his hand, plunged into the water, whioh was seething with the ice. He was fol lowed by cheers that went ringing down the river and were echoed back by the ravines. The lonely swimmer made rapid time, although surrounded by ice, and reaohed Tarentum, about six miles distant, at twenty-five minutes past seven o'clock. Here it was found that the water bad congealed over him in the chill early morning and he was frozen almost solid. The sun rose soon after ward, and though its glare was unpleas ant to the navigator's eyes, it thawed the ice considerably and gave Boyton a chance for life. Pucketty was passed at twenty minutes past nine, and the " Buckwheats " ran along the water's edge and roared out their welcomes in tones that carried oonviotion of their earnestness. The people are now be ginning to appreciate the sufferings that their " water hero " is undergoing, and instead of the " Have su'thin', cap in ?" it ie now, " God bless you, cap'in; I'd like to die for you." No pen can describe the intensity of feeling as it ex ists here; and old residents affirm that Pennsylvania has not been so muoh ex cited since the war. At Hulton Boyton was sighted at half past eleven, making two miles in over two hours. When the swimmer came oppo site the village a perfect fleet of small boats came out to meet him, as he was observed to be painfully struggling to make a landing. When he reached tne shore a reporter of the Oil City Derrick discovered that the captain's forehead was frozen white, and thereupon rubbed it with ice until circulation was restored. Boyton then said he was almost famish ed. A short distance below Pucketty he struck into a dead water, known as Lo gan's Eddy, where the river was frozen from shore to shore. In order to con tinue his voyage he was compelled to break through about two miles of young ice with his paddles; while a terrific mountain wind drove the spray into his eyes in blinding showers, where it froze fast. Added to this it began to snow, and the agony endured by the brave vovuaeur is only known "to himself. Just before he paddled from shore again a dispatch was handed to him n the river signed by Mme, Anderson, who invited the half-dead man to go at once to the place she is walking in upon his landing. Boyton's answer to this cool request was more forcible than elegant At twenty minutes past twelve Montrose was reached, and an ovation was given in honor of the floating man as he pass ed by rapidly in order to reach Pitts burgh early in the afternoon. But the village was soon left behind, and the ceaseless paddles carried Paul Boyton on through the ice to Bharpsburg, which was reached at two o'clock. The Amer ican flag was here placed in the brass socket on his foot, and then began a re ception that lasted for fonr and a half miles to Pittsburgh. The firing of can nons and ringing of whistles made the air hideous with sound, and soon the voyager came in sight of Pittsburgh There are three bridges over the Alle gheny at Pittsburgh, and these were packed to suffocation, while the roar of murmurs coming from the vast assem blage on either shore sounded like an ocean in the distance. Hundreds of for a time nothing could be seen but the swaying silken nag. f inally, thesteamtug Caldwell swung out beside the captain to take him on board. It was seen that to land among the multitude would likely cause a ca tastrophe and a loss of life. Boyton re fused to get on board until he had reached Duquesne point, where the Allegheny river ends. Here be got on board at twenty minutes to four and was taken to the ferry landing at South Pittsburgh under a full head of steam. A carriage was in waiting, surrounded by the police, and Boy ton was ferried across in the Manchester ferryboat to the Allegheny side, from which he crossed the bridge to the Robinson house in a close carriage. The police were com pelled to handle the crowds very rough' ly in order to clear a passage from the carriage to the hotel door for the feeble and exhausted man, who walked up the stairs to bis room glittering with ice. In a few minutes Boyton was stripped and laid uoon the bed. where he reclined at full length, bnt little life left in him. His fingers were found to be frozen and his face was badly frost' bitten. Besides this, his feet and wrists were very painful. Gold and Silver in Bulk. One ton (2,000 pounds avoirdupois') of gold or silver contains 29.163 troy ounces, and therefore the value of a ton of pure gold is 9602,799.21, and a ton of silver is 837,704.84. A cubio foot of pure gold weighs 1,218.75 pounds avoirdupois; a oubio foot of pure silver weighs 656.25 pounds avoirdupois. Une million dollars gold coin weighs 8,685.8 pounds avoirdupois; $1,000,000 silver coin weighs 58,929.9 pounds avoir dupois. If there is one per cent, of gold or silver in one ton of ore, it contains 291.63 ounces troy of either of these metals. The average fineness of Colorado gold is 781 in 1.000: and the natural alloy. gold, 781; silver, 209; copper, 10; total, Tke calculations at the United Btatea mint are made on the basis that forty three ounces of standard gold or 900 fine coin) is worth $800, and eleven ounces of silver 900 fine (coin) is worth 6U.BU. ITEMS OF INTEREST. A side-walk The crab's. Light timber An eye-beam. Lawyers profit by their clients trials The most popular mine "Baby mine." He who learns to read will read to learn. A book for the table One full of plates. Split horse-leather is made npinto shoes. When a man kicks he generally puts his best foot forward. In a London theater you pay twelve cents for a programme. Birds are not noted for courage, but many of them die game. The census reports show 6,000,000 farmers in the United States. Fernandina (Florida) ships snapping turtles in tierces to Savannah and the North. What we are suffering to know is, if a State prison convict takes the smallpox, can he break out with it? An old baohelor's proverb : Sorrows grow less and less every time they are told, just like the ages 01 women. "Sing a Song of Sixpence" dates from the sixteenth century, and " Three Blind Mice " is in a musio book dated 1609. On the leading avenues of Borne the guards now patrol the whole length of the way when the king and queen are expected. " Is that marble ?" said a gentleman, pointing to a bust of Kentucky s great statesman. " No, sir ; that's Clay," re plied the dealer. Tho Hawaiian rice crop is sold almost entire to the United States, the Hawai ians buying for home consumption a cheap paddy, or rice, from China, Japan and East Indies. Tho bridge over the river Jantra, at Biela, in Bulgaria, is a structure of un usual beauty. It has fifteen ciroular arches, with hollow piers. It is the work of a self-taught Bulgarian. Whether on the ben-roost high, Or in the bntober's van. The noblest place for fowls to die Is where they die for man. An English gardener has brought out new vegetable called the cabbage broccoli, which is abont the size of a good coooanut cabbage, solid and ten der, and when cooked is of a peculiarly mild flavor. Forests receive more rain than open plains, and pines more than open leafy trees. Pines retain more than half the water that falls upon them, and there fore furnish the best shields against in undations, and the best means of im parting humidity to the atmosphere. Who is it, with funereal tread, Coines slowly home and goes to bed, And ntters what is best unsaid ? ' ris be who fished since rose the sun, Subsisting on a single bnnn, And after all's caught nary one. Men may escape the law,' but their own consciences they cannot flee from. Many years ago a young man in Boston was guilty of an offense against the law, an offense which brought social ruin upon himself and his Samily. The man and his onenee are forgotten by tne public, yet he lives, and lives in Boston. But from the day his ouense was dis covered although, having escaped the law, he is free to come and go as he pleases he has never been seen outside of his own home in the daytime. Some times, under the cover of night, he walks abroad to take an airing, and note the changes that thirty years have wrought, but an ever-active conscience makes him shun the light of day ana the faces of men, and he walks apart, a stranger in the midst of those among whom he has always lived. The Curiosities of Advertising. Some persons find the advertisements per. Advertising is a system barely 'i'io years old; the first authentio newspaper advertisements having appeared in Eng land about 1658, in the latter days of . Oliver Cromwell. At first two or three small insertions in the newspaper of the day were sufficient for the wants of the community. These only relaed to runaway servants, the appre hension of evil-doers, quack medicines, lost dogs, horses and hawks, and occa sionally challenges. As, for instance. Edward Perry, July 1, iboo, is aaver tised for as " of low stature, black hair. full of pock-holes in his faoe ; he weareth a new gray suit, trimmed with green and other ribbons, a light cinnamon-colored cloak and black hat, and hath run away from his master." Here is another, evidently by the hand of the merry monarch himself, and printed by the honored editor in type extraordi nary, June 28, 1660: " We must call on you again for a Black Dog, between a Greyhound and a spaniel; no white about him, only a streak on his Brest, and a Tayl a little bobbed, it is uis Majesties own JJog, and doubtless was stolen ; for the Dog was not born or bred in England and never would forsake his Master. Who soever Andes him may acquaint any at Whitehall, for the JJog was better known at Court than those who stole him. Will they never leave robbing His Majesty? Must he not keep a Dog ? This Dog's plaoe (though better than some imagine) is the only place which nobody oners to beg." Though great feats of feminine pedes trianism were reserved for our own days. the early part of the eighteenth century was in advance of us in female pugi lism. Here is what the gentler sex proposed to do in 1722 : uhamjEnok. 1, Jiuizaoeth Wilkin son, of Uierkenwell, having had some words with Hannah Hyfield, and re quiring satisfaction, do invite her to meet me on the stage, ana box me for three guineas ; each woman holding half a crown in each hand, and the flnt woman that drops the money to lose the ' battle." " Answer. I, Hannah Hy field, of Newgate Market, hearing of the reso luteness of Elizabeth Wilkinson, will not fail, God willing, to give her more blows than words, desiring home blows and from her uo favor ; she may expect a good thumping." Baltimore American, 7