" : : : ; t? ; : : ; : Ste. fit fciilf lAife : I V i HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL DESPERANDUM. Two Dollars per Annum. " II I " II..- , , , , I . I . "-- ' , ... ',, - n . r a , . ,- .... VOL. VIII. RIDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 30, 1879. NO. 50. l The Helen of Ice. Roused from the ohlll of a frozen sleep, The ioe-king spoke with o arses deep, And bade the bitterest north wind blow Down from the realm of eternal snow. Down from the home of the ioe and frost, Where silenoe reigns and life is lost, The north wind came at the king's command, With speed, and hate and a ornel hand. Be farrowed the seas with frozen foam, And mocked the mariner's dream of home, Of wife and child and sweet suroease From strife and ttorm In a port of peace. On slippery deck, with stiff'ning sail, The seamen saw the gathering gale, And, freezing, stood by the icy mast, Falsied and dead in the spell of the blast. Down from the realm of the frigid sea, Relentless, and cold, and crnel came.he, To cast his onrse o'er the land of rest, Where hearts are warm and homeB are blest. The traveler, tracking his homeless way, Begging for bread in the storm that day, Fell frozen and dead In the ioy air, As the mocking wind denied his prayer. The widow shrank with shivering dread From his icy conch, in her chilly bed, And her heart stood still in the cold embraoe Of that spectral fiend with the fatal faoe. HiscnrBe was fierce at the homes of the poor; Bat the rich in their palaces bolted the door, And laaghed him to scorn, as he hastened away - To visit the wretched ones over the way. The woes of the wretched were oarried back To the bitter north on the wind's wild track, And the ioe-king, touched with the old desire Of power supreme over heat and fire, Prophetic spoke in the frigid blast : " The human race must end at last, Despite their pride and their faithless prayers. Their selfish schemes and worldly cares. I'll crash their hopes with endless death ; I'll oliill their heprts, congeal their breath ; 1 11 fret ze for ajo this wicked earth From central fire to outer girth j Their farms shall be bat frozen land ; Their ships be locked in ioy strand ; Their cities, filled with woe and ice, Shall lifeless stand in lifeless ioe ; The long-complaining waves shall be Peaceful and still on the frozen sea ; The ocean, chained from shore to shore. Shall boaet his mighty strength no more. The reign of jnstioe I'll renew, And banish all the selfish crew, Whose sin, and shame, and quick desire Find food and life in heat and fire." At war with life, and scorning prayer, His curee is now in the bitter air. The ground is clad for the grave to-day, And, shonld no power the ioe-king stay, A wail of woe and wild despair Would strike the unrelenting air ; Voiceless and oold, the earth would roll, A lifeless orb, with frozen son. OF COURSE I " Gwendolen I " from Mrs. Olivia Ulenmoreland s sanctum. "Jessie I" from Mr. Gerald Glen- morelands ftndio. "Yes, ma am yes, sir," from the pretty little maid coming up the stai.-s. She Btop a moment when she reaches . the landing, as though considering which summons to answer first, and as she pauses, a handsome young man leans over the balnster and looks down upon her, and as he looks he think j he never gazed upon a prettier picture. A slight, graceful young girl, with porious.aarB eves, delicately-cut features. clear pale face, and light waw brown lnir, showing little specks of gold as the sunlight falls through the hall window upon it, parted simply on the low, broad brow aad rippling away behind the lovely ears nutd lose in the heavy Gre cian co'.L at tbe back of the small round head: ia a clof e.y-clinging drees of some soft, dark material, with a knot of garnet ribbon at the throat, and a sister knot on each lace trimmed pocket of the ua'.niy wmce apron. "Oh! I say, Browneyes," be calls out, cheerily, as the girl, becoming cou scions of Lis presence, looks up with a Mime, win you poie lor me if "As scon as I cau, Mr. Denys," she replies, in a voice tofter and sweeter, but as frank and cheery as his own. "Your father and mother have both called me. I must attend to them first." And as the handsome head is withdrawn, she enters the room on the right, which one con see at a glance is the den of a sculptor; aud a sculptor who, if it be true that "good order is the foundation of all good things," can never hope to nt'end any wondrous height in his pro fession. Half-finished statuettes and busts, dilapidated arms, legs, and torsos in clay, plaster and marble, are standing and lying about in the greatest confu sion. Over Sbakspeaie's dome-like fore head droops a broad-brimmed hat; from the throat of a dancing faun stream the long ends of a silken neck-tie; and a flower girl offers with her flowers a pair of cmrupled kid gloves and a soiled col lar. The sculptor himself an odd-looking Dim with w.liish black eyes, and a mastiva head covered with a tangled mass of the darkest curls, a gray thread gleaming h ta and there attired in a blouse, the ba;k of which alone gives a hint of its original color, is regarding with critical gaze a half-modeled bust on the fable before him, which in tarn regards him with the blank stare pecu liar to its kind. " Ah 1 there you are," he says, ap. provingly, as Jessie comes quietly in. " It is well. I want your nose, my child. 'lis just the nose for Elaine. Couldn't find a better if I searched the wide world o'er. Stand over there by Heresies that's a dear and look at Mephistopheles." And be commences to sing in a strong if not altogether mu sical voioe tbe "Gold Song" from " F-iust," as the voioe from the oppo site room calls ngaiu, " Gwendolen." "Can you spare my nose a little while, sir?" asks the! model, still look ing steadily at the griDning tempter in the corner, but with a gleam of mischief In her bonme brown eyes. ' Mrs Ulenmoreland is calling." " OU I ah, yes. Gwendolen "- work ing away. "How long have you been Gwendolen ?' For two weeks past, sir Ever since my. mistress began 'Th Princess and the Dairy Maid.' May I go, sir?" still, best of models, with her eyes fixed on the fiend. "You may; but comeback soon; for kings may die and emperors lose their crowns, but art is deathless and forever reigns," "Yes, sir," assents Jessie, demurely, and trips away. Mrs. Glenmoreland, sitting before her desk, on whioh is piled many sheets of paper covered with eye-exasperating chirography, her right hand nervously waving her pen about, her left grasping her fluffy fair hair, to its great derange ment, allows the wrinkle of perplexed thought on her brow to melt away as the pretty girl appears. " Gwendolen, my dear, "she exolaims, turning suddenly toward her, and there by scattering the pile of manuscript in every direction, " I want your ear. She has the most correct ear "this to an elderly lady who is sewing industrious ly by a small work-table in the center of the room. " Now my prose is exeellent and my poetry not bad so I am told ; bnt sometimes my rhymes don't rhyme exactly, but that sort of thins is onlv allowed to the very greatest of poets. I'm introdncinga battle-song in the last cnapter or my novelette, and I'm in doubt about 'hurrah' and "war' rah and "war." Are they twins, or are t jey not, Gwendolen ?" But before Gwendolen, who is on her Knees picking up the scattered papers. can reply, somebody comes down the sours wuu a men ana ooiw into tne sanctum. " Mother, I kiss your little ink-stained fingers," he says. " But all the same I must have Browneves; I want her arm My grape gatherer is waiting for the wherewithal to gather the grapes." " It is I mean are they ?" asks Mrs. Ulenmoreland, as Jessie puts tbe manu script on tbe desk again, and places a paperweight upon it. And then she smiles at her son. who. after tenderly ruffling the ruffled hair still mor kisses ii i i i. me Drew ueneaui it. " I don't think they are," modestly answers Jessie. " Thanks, dear I" And the pen is dipped into the ink again. " And now, Browneyes, your arm your arm I" cries Denys, striking a melodramatic attitude. "I'm afraid you can't have it just yet Mr. Denys. I have promised your fa ther my nose for an honr or so," says Browneyes, dropping a cunning little courtesy. " By Jove I is the governor at work again ? Ten to one he never finishes it. I'll look in on him for a moment or two; ne ii turn me out at the end of that time. By-by mamma." " I really don't know what we would ilo without her." says Mrs. Glenmore land, musingly, letting her pen fall and blotting the sheet before Ler us the young pet p:e vanish. "Meaning Gwendolen. Browneves. Jes-iie, or wbnttver her name is?" in quires the elderly ludv (who bv-the-bve- s an aunt of tbe author's, on a visit to her niece for the firtt time in fifteen years). " Known as Jessie to her sponsors in baptism, ' explains Mrs. Glonmoielnnd. " but Denya has always collel her Browneyes, and I have a habit of giving her the name of my heroine for the time being ; it helps to keep my story in my thoughts. D; or, dear, how many names the little girl has answered to slnoe she came here four years ago I And she never objected but to two Phantom of Yel'ow Hill,' and Hag of Murder ureek. Audi uon t rnuih wonder at her not liking them." " Neither uo I," says the aunt, with a grim smile. " Uut you have never told me anything about her. Who is she ? " "Havru'c I? Well, as I can't take up the thread of my poem that horrid uenys; 1 11 take up the cat " lifting a pretty white and black kitten from the floor "ami narrate for your especial benefit. You know when Gerald and I were first married we were very unprac tical" J 1 "I should think so," interrupts the elderly lady, with a deoisive nod. "One a scribbler of sixteen, the other a sculptor of nineteen." "But dear mamma, with whom we lived." her nipnn onp.a nn "mo, la i;f 1 c? - I ..w easy for us until nine years ngo, when she died. Then for five years all was experiment and confusion. At first we trie! boariing; but the people with whom wa boarded nhifWp 1 In nnr hronl- fasting at odd moments between eight and twelve, and thought it unreasonable that we ehould expect little suppers at nililnielit. And. besidpn. tlmv nlun complained that Denys then only twelve, uui nueauy ueveiopiDg me ar tistic Used their best saucers, plates, nud other thinca t: mi nninfa nn arA when the dear boy borrowed the marble nao oi tue panor taoie for the same meritorious purpose, they became so varir violent wa verA nhKcral frt 1aua Then we tried furnished rooms; made coffee over the gas in the morning, and dined at the restaurant in tbe evening. tint WA WerA Rfiri. I1 llirr-.? t.l iriva nr. this mode of life; the principal rea oa being tnai tue dui oi fare proved such a temptation; and to our shame ba it said bavins the most nnoet-tain of that when our ventures were success ful we weafcly suocumbed to the tempt er, and ate birds on toast, and limil4 chicken, and omelette-souffle, and terra- 1 11 m ' pin, ami au sorts oi expensive good things, as long as our money lasted, and in oonseauenca were. restru-iaA tn h.j U fcfA?U and cheese and dried beef in the priva cy oi our aparimeuts lor a week or more after. At last, after having dined sump. tuouslv one dav. with b. fan, ;-.;t,i guestB, off a medallion and a three-col- uoiueu Biory, ana tnen being obliged to live for two weeks on one tdiort column we oonoluded to trv boanli - Q UIV1C. renting a room at the same time ia the Raphael building, where Gerald could fling his clay and plaster about to his heart s content, anil rnco 1 1 not go to school, and would paint, might be out of the way of the landlady's china. But. mv dear aunt, th nth,. u . were iu that stadio from morn till night; indued, several of the most impecunious' spent their nights there, md very little TV V S& WHO V"UV- " Then fortnnatelv flint ; n . - . ... -w ad, uvi in timately, but providentially no, I don't mean that either, hnt T . ' - " seekinir for the pronnr Afn.A.D;.n ald s old unole died, and left him this nouse. -xjeis go to housekeeping,' said I, and we went. Heaven save the mark I 1 never could make change; neither could Gerald ; and as for Denys, he and the arithmetic are and always have been perfect strangers. The re suit of this ignorance eonld not fail to be an expensive one. Everybody cheat ed us. The servant girls wore my best dresses to wakes and parties, and one of them had two of her friends concealed in the house for three monthB, waxing strong and stout on my provisions, and when at last they were discovered, de clared that she never knew they were there at all at all. " And we were forever in debt, and fast losing our senses, when my dress maker, a dear, good-hearted English woman, who used to give me advice, housekeeping advice, iu a motherly sort of way, whioh I would have taken if I could have remembered it, died, after a long illness, leaving a fifteen-year-old daughter. The child looked up at me with those wonderful brown eyes when I asked her, after her mother s funeral, And what will you do, my dear ?' and Raid, ' I don't know ma'am ; I have no relation but a grandfather out West, and he has Just married again, and I don't think he wants me. ' I gave her a kiss, and told her to come home with me. And she came, and since then life has been more than endurable. She proved to be the cleverest little thing that ever lived, intimately acquainted with the arithmetic and heaven's first law, and has learned to manage every thing and everybody in the house with marvelous tact and skill. And the man ner in which she understands my absent minded ways and contrary orders is ab solutely wonderful. Who else, for in stance, would know that often when I Bay ' shoes ' I mean 4 hat,' and vice versaf and who else could translate 'both dark and white meat and the Chinese, you knew, my dear,' into ' chicken salad and rice pudding?' She's a treasure rhymes like a bird, poses like an angel, and " " Has she no lovers ?" asks the elder ly lady, looking solemnly over her spectacles. " Lovers 1 Bless you, no. Never the slightest sign of one. Her mother was an old maid; that is, she wasn't when I mean she was before she was married. Lovers I Good gracious 1 don't speak of such a thing. I should murder them. And I'm quite sure Alicia the name of my next heroine," she explains, in answer to a questioning look from her aunt "has never dreamed Was that a knock at the door ? If it be Alicia, enter; anybody else, depart immediately." The door opens in obedience to this command, delivered in a loud voice with much emphasis, and "Alicia" enters with downcast eyes and a black-edged letter in her hand. "I don't want it ! I won't have it I" almost screams her mistress. "I hate black letters. Take it away." "It is not for yon, ma'am. It is mine; and and " (with faltering voice) " I fear I must leave you." "Leave me I" shouted Mrs. Glen moreland, starting to her feet and dropping the cat, and in her excitement she seizes the worn garment the elder ly lady has been carefully patching an.1 darning for the last hour from that worthy person's hands and rends it from top to bottom. " Leave us l What can you what do you mean ?"' " My grandfather has sent for me, ma'am. His wife is dead, and he savs it is my" duty to come and live with him, as I have no other relative in the world." "And you ar9 going?" demands Mrs. Glenmoreland, in tragio tones. "I do not know how to refuse." " Gerald I Denys I" calls Mrs. Glen moreland, loudly, running across hei room and flinging the door wide open. "Come here instantly." In flies her husband, a lump of clay in his hand, and down rushes Denys, palette on thumb. " My darling, what's up ?" asks Ger ald. "By Jove! mother, how vou fright ened me I Thought the house was on lire," says her son. " Gwendolen Jessie Browneyes a i r -i; ... " . iiuuia she, pointing an me weeping girl, " is going away, never to return." " Going away I" repeats her husband, striking his head with his right hand, and then stalking wildly about the room. totally unconscious that he has left the lump of clay among his raven curls. "Browneyes leaving us forever," re proachfnllv cries Denvs. "After I've loved her all these years." sods Mrs. Ulenmoreland. " And I've loved her all these years." says Mr. Glenmoreland. " And I've ' begins Denys, and then stops with a blush that is reflected in the girl's sweet face. "Going to her grandfather horrid old hunks ! who never thought of her before he killed her step-grandmamma. and who only wants her now to save the expense of hiring a housekeeper and nurse, which he is well able to do, the venerable wretch I Ana she th uks it her duty to go. beoause he's her onlv relative.' And I've always felt as though I were her mother;" and overcome with emotion, Mrs. Glenmoreland drops mto her chair again. " And I as though I were her father." asserts tbe sculptor. " And I as though I were her broth " says the painter, and stops iu confnsion as before. Jessie turns from one to the other with clasped hands and streaming eyes. " I shall never, never be as happy any where as I have been here. I would have been content to have served you all my life. But how could I reconcile it to my conscience if, without sufficient reason, I disregarded the appeal of my only relative, and that relative my mother a father r " But he needn't be your ' only rela tive." says Denys, earnestly, flinging his palette, paint side down, on his mother's silken lap, and springing with one bound to the young girl's side. "There can be other and nearer rein. tives than grandfathers, Browneyes. I never knew how dearly I loved you till this moment. I cannot bear the thought of losing yon. I want your band and heart. Take mo for your husband, dearest, and then your duty will be to share my fortunes for evermore." Jessie, the innocent child, holds up her pretty mouth for bis k'ss before them all the cat is playing with her grandfather's letter and a wonderful smile turns to diamonds her tears. "The very thing I" proclaims Mr. Glenmoreland. "Of course," says his wife. "Why didn't you think of it before, you tire some boy, and save all this bother? And now go away, all of yen. I have an idea for a story." What Blind Men Hare Done. The long list of the names of the blind who have been'eminent in the various branches of learning from the time of Diodatns, who lived fifty years before the Christian era, to the present time, is well worth remembering. The fol lowing are some of those to whom we refer : Diodatus, of Asia Minor, celebrated for his learning in philosophy, geometry and music Eusebius, also of Asia, lived from 815 to 840 of the Christian era ; beoame blind at five years of age; died at twenty-five. And yet, during so short a lifetime, this blind man, by his theo logical writings, has come to us, and will go down to posterity, as one of the fathers of Christianity. Henry, the minstrel of Scotland, au thor of " The Poetio Life of Wallaoe," was born blind in 136L Margaret, of Bavenna, born in 1505, blind at three months; celebrated for her writings on theology and morals. Hermann Torrentiu, of Switzerland, born in 1646, and author of a history and poetical dictionary. Nicholas Sanderson, of Yorkshire, England, born in 1682 ; learned in math ematics, astronomy, and wrote a book on algebra. Thomas Blncklock, D. D., of Scot land, born in 1751 ; blind at six months; celebrated for his learning in poetry, divinity and music. Francis Huber, of Geneva, Switzer land, born iu 1610; wrote on natural soienoes, bees, ants, and on eduoation. John Milton, born in 1608. in London; author of " Paradise Lost." John Metcalf, born in 1717, in Eng land; road surveyor and road contractor. John Gough, bom in 1757, in Eng land; blind at three years; wrote on b-tany, natural history, etc. David Macbeath, born in 1792, in Scotland; learned in music ai d mathe matics, and inventor of the string alpha bet for the blind. . M. Fooault, born in Paris in 1799; invented a writing apparatus for the blind. M. Knio, of Prussia, born blind; was director of an institution for the blind, and wrote on the education of the blind. Alexander Rodenbach, of Belgium, born in 1786; member of the Belgian congress, and wrote several works on the blind and the deaf-mute. William Henry Churohman, formerly superintendent oi the institution for the blind, at Indianapolis, Ind., and author of architectural designs aud re ports for the institution. Prof. Fawoett, member of the British parliament, and an eminent philosophi cal writer. The Widower and the Widow. When Mr. Thomas Thompson was courting the widow who became his sixth wife, said he, taking a pinch of snuff and looking wise, " I will tell yon what I expect of you, my dear. You are aware that I have had a good deal of matrimonial experience. Ho-hum I It makes me sad to think of it, and I may truly say that my enp of misery would be running over at this moment if it were not for you. Bnt to business. I was about to remark that Jane, my fitst, could muke better coffee than any other woman in the world. I trust you will adopt her recipe for the preparation of that beverage." "My first husband frequently re marked " began the widow. " And there was Susan," interrupted Mr. Thompson, "she was the best mender that probably ever lived. It was her delight to find a button off; and as for rents in coats and things, I have seen her shed tears of joy when she saw them, she was so desirous of using her needle for their repair. Ob, what a woman Susan was I" " Many is the time," began the wid ow, "that my first husband " " With regard to Anna, who was my third," said Mr. Thompson, "I think her forte, above all others, was in the accomplishment of the cake known as slapjack. I have very pleasant visions at this moment of my angelic Anna as she appeared in the kitchen of a frosty morning, enveloped in smoke and the morning sunshine that stole through the window, or bearing to my plate a particularly nice article of slapjack with the remark, ' That's the nicest one yet, Thomas; cat it while it's hot.' Some times, I assure you, my dear, these re collections are quite overpowering." He applied his handkerchief to his eyes, and the widow said, " Oh, yes; I know how it is myself, sir. Many is the time that I see in my lonely Lours my dear first hus " " The pride and joy of Julia, my fourth, and I may say, too, of Clara, my fifth," interrupted Mr. Thompson, with some apparent accidental violence of tone, "lay in the art of making over their spring bonnets. If yon will be lieve it, my dear, one bonnet lasted those two blessed women through all the happy years they lived with me they would turn them and make them over so many times 1 Dear, dear, what a change, f ul world what an unhappy, changeful world 1" " I say to myself a hundred times a day, sir," said the widow, with a sigh; "I frequently remarked to my first hus" " Madam," said Mr. Thompson, sud denly, and with great earnestness, "oblige me by never mentioning that chap again. Are you not aware that he must be out of the question forever more ? Can you not see that your con tinual references to him sicken my soul ? Let us have peace, madam let me have peace I" "Very well, sir," said the widow, meekly. I beg your pardon, and promise not to do it again. " And they were married, and their lives were as brieht and peaceful aa Miav could wish. To make your coat last Make your ronsers and vest first. , TIMELY TOI'ICS. The monument in China to the Amer ican, Captain Ward, who became commander-in-chief of the Chinese army, is very oosuy, ana has on its top an ever growing my, which is watered day. every A Weyauwega (Wis.) German pound ed his wife, cut a young man who oame to the rescue upon the nose with a sa ber, whipped a deputy sheriff and his posse when they went to arrest him, and for all of these offenses was fined by a police justice the sum of $10. The Cincinnati Timet alleges that an old man in that city, after running through a fortune of $65,000 after mar rying a second wife, carried the monu ment he had erected to his first wife at a oost of $1,400 to a marble-yard, and exposed it for sale, after the erasure of the inscription upon it. One Beinert, a miller of Plauen Dreden, Saxony, has philanthropioally presented the town with money for planting cherry trees along the streets, the money to be refunded from the sale of the cherries when the trees begin to bear. Beinert was under the impres sion that there was no small boys in Plauen-Dreden. A clerk in a Denver (Col.) grocery stole provisions to send to the workmen in a mine that he partly owned. He had recently married, and bore an ex cellent reputation, so the exposure of his crime was a stunning blow. He begged the officer who made the arreBt to let him stay at home until morning. The officer complied, staying on guard in the house. In the night the prisoner and his wife committed suicide with laudanum. The famous Boston " Saturday Club " has lost by death during the lost few years the following members : Pres cott, Felton, Motley, Hawthorne, Agos siz, Howe, Sumner, Andrew, Wyman and Qnincy. The living members are R. W. Emerson, H. W. Longfellow. O. W. Holmes, J. R. Lowell, E. P. Whip ple, J. S. D wight, J. G. Whittier, J. T. Fields, B. Pierce, the two Danas, E. R. Hoar, T. G. Appleton, C.E. Norton, J. E. Cabot, H. James, W. D. Howells, J. M. Forbes, F. H. Hedge, M. Brim mer, W. M. Hunt, C. F. Adams, O. W. Eliot, C. O. Perkins, F. Parkman, Asa Gray, Horace Gray and A. Agassiz. A Wisconsin girl put on trousers and started through the deep snow to walk six miles to a village for provisions, the family larder being empty. She soon became tied out, besides losing her way, and the cold was intense. A big New foundland dog which accompanied her was the means of saving Ler life. She 8oo,-ed out a hollow in the snow, lay down in it, and made the warm dog lie on her, shifting him about so as to suc cessively cover th6 coldest part of her body. In that way she passed a whole night, and was not veiy severely frost bitten. "With two or three more dogs," she says, "I wonld have got along very comfortably." Uterul if Old. The following simple rules for pre serving health and promoting comfort, if not new to some of our readers, are none the less important to every one. The object of brushing the teeth is to remove the destructive particles of food which, by their decomposition, generate decay. To ncntralize the acid resulting from this chemical change is the object of dentriflce. A stiff brush should be used after every meal, and a thread of silk floss or India rubber passed through between the teeth to remove particles of food. Rinsing the mouth in lime water neutralizes the acid. Living and sleeping iu a room in which the sun never enters is a slow form of suicide. A sun-bath is the most refreshing and life-giving bath that can possibly be taken. Always keep the feet warm, and thus avoid colds. To this end, never sit in damp shoes or wear foot covering fitting or pressing closely. The best time to eat fruit is half an hour before breakfast. A full bath should not be taken less than three hours after a meal. Never drink cold water before bathing. Do not take a cold bath when tired. Keep a box of powdered srarch on the wasbstand ; and, after washing, rub a pinch over the hands. It will prevent chapping. If feeling oold before going to bed, exercise ; do not roast over a fire. Scientific American. The Gardener's Lesson, Two gardeners had their early crops of peas killed by the frost. One of them was very impatient under the loss, and fretted about it very much. The other went patiently to work at once to plant a new crop. After a while, the impatient, fretting man went to his neighbor. To his surprise, he found another crop of peas growing finely. He wondered how this could be. " These are what I sowed while you were fretting," said his neighbor. " But don't you ever fret f " he asked. "Yes, I do ; but I put it off till I have repaired the mischief that Las been done. " " Why, then you have no need to fret at all !" " True," said his friend ; aud lhat' the reason I put it off." The Water Toriu.e In Japan. The originators of this cruel device relied upon the torments of thirst as more Powerful than mnmnnrnnnl ml. . -w w w fV. DMA- fenng. The prisoner is for several days confined to an extremely salt diet, with out rice or water. When two or three days have passed the craving for water becomes incessant, and the sufferings of the tortured man approach the bounds of insanity. Efforts are then made to obtain confession by subjecting the suf ferer to the agony endured by Tantalus when iu the midst of the infernal lake, whose waters he could not touch. On all sides the thirst-distracted prisoner beholds water water for which he would saerifloe everything but whioh he eannot touch exoept upon the condi tions of confession, aJan Gazette, THAT SEA SERPENT ! Till Time It U Keen by tbe Verarlons Cap tain of the Sloop 'f Jane Eliza," in Lons Island Honnd. A guileless New York reporter was told the following sea serpent yarn by Captain Daniel Dalton, of the good ship Jane Eliza : " Now, put it down just as I tell you," tbe captain said. "The Jane Eliza started from the foot of Harrison street, Brooklyn, on Jan. 2, 1879, loaded with 1,200 bushels of salt, consigned by J. P. & G. O.Robinson to S. E. Merwin & Son, New Haven. Yon will remember it was the time when the big New Year storm was blowing along the coast. When we got along as far in the sound as Greenwich point, near where Tweed's olub Louse used to be, sailing under close reefs (I was on deck, my son Frank was at the helm, and my son William was walking along the side, whioh left Joe down below doing the cooking), Willinm sung out to me and says; " Pop, anything sunk here? ' No,' says I; but we're in deep water here, and you wont touch it if there is.' " By George 1' says he, there's the sea serpent,' " That's just as it was said. We were heading east-southeast at the time, and he (the serpent) was healing west southwest, toward Captain's island. We had approached each other at an angle, and our bow must Lave passed over his tail." " Did you feel any shock ?" "No, I don't think there was any shock. The first I noticed was when I heard William sing out, By George I' Then I saw ten feet of a big snake out of water. He must have been not less than fifty feet away at the time. It was about a minute, I judge, that Frank aud William and I had to dike observa tions of him. We called Joe, but he couldn't leave his cooking in time to get a sight. Now, if you'll take down the description. His head was just like that of a snake. It was flat on top, aud a foot and a half broad. In color it was black, with green spots. The left eye, which was the only one we could see, stuck out of its head like a frog's eye." " How large was it?" . " About as big as a decent-sized sau cer. As be went along, he kind of turned his head and kept his eye on us. This was in broad day-light, at two o'clock in the afternoon. The eye showed angry, but he never turned on us or showed fight. I could have put a bullet through the eye as well as not, or I could have thrown a harpoon into his body, but I never carry fire-arms, and I'm not a whaler, as I used to be. The head was about three feet long. At least it began to taper down about that distance from the tip of tbe nose. This smaller part continued for about ton feet, and was held up entirely out of water. After that it began to swell ull at once until it was as large as a barrel. We could see that about two thirds of this part was under water as bo kind of rolled in the waves, and one third, was out of water. We couldn't eee any of the rest of him." " How long to you think the serpjut was?" "Well, now, you guess, and I'll guess, and I'll guess that he couldn't have been leBs than thirty feet." Tue reporter guessed twenty feet more, judging from the size of the head and body, and Capt. Daltou thought that the serpent might well bo fifty feet feet long. He had put the length at the smallest figure he could conscien tiously. "In what way did he disappear?" was next asked. " Well, after he had kept his eye on us for about a quarter of a minute, he dipped his head into the water and vvent down (Capt. Dalton wriggled his nand slowly toward the floor) with a kind of easy, waving motion." "And didn't his tail rise out of water wheu his head went down ?" "No, because he was a snake." " Why not, because he was a snake ?" " Snakes, you must understand, have no fins. They have to move themselves with their tails, so that if their tails get out of water they are lost. He had to keep his tail under. If it had been a shark or a porpoise, it would have showed its fail for certain. This is a demonstration. I've seen lots of sharks and porpoises and all kinds of sea crea tures iu my travels all over the globe, and I know that this was a snake. And then there's another thing. I've read in the Sun that on Friday, August 24, 1877, a serpant rose up out of the Sound about twenty feet, and was bigger round than a barrel, at this very spot that is near Captain's island lighthouse. It hissed and roared. A few days afterward Cjpt. Wicks, the two men at the wheel, and others oh the steamer Bridgeport felt her hit something on her starboard quarter. It shook the whole boat. William Gamble, the deok watchman, heard something liLe a hiss and a bark, and then something blaok rose up as high as the flagpole and went down again. That was just off of Captain's island, too ; and last summer, just about the same place, it was Been again by somebody else." Capt. Dalton drew a picture of the animal he had seen with the reporter's pencil. In constructing the eye he first drew a large round cipher and scoured it all black with the point of the pencil. His two stalwart sons, who constitute Lis two mates and the crew, corroborate every word of their father's story. Some European Statistics. According to Hubner's "Statistical tables of all the countries of the earth," there are yearly, births, deaths, mar riages and number of children in ele mentary sohools for every 10,000 inhab itants, in the following oouutries : Child fn in SirlftJ. Dmih: Marxian, ScAooit, The German em pire 106 292 90 1,500 Austria-Hungary 402 352 88 t)90 Great Britain and Ireland. 846 220 77 800 Fran oe 267 231 86 9U0 Italy 360 306 80 708 Russia has the smallest proportionate number in elementary schools, about 150 per 10,000 inhabitants, and the United States of America the largest, 2,180 for every 10,000 inhabitants. ITEMS OF INTEREST. An ugly miss Miss Government. Lying down An incipient mustache. Jack Frost is one of the coolest fellows going. Le Mars, Ia., is numerously begirt by prairie wolves. "A last farewell" A shoemaker giving up business. Caleb Gushing couldn't abide to have bis room tidied up. Hatred is keener than friendship, but less keen than love. Tramps are no longer allowed to sleep in Cincinnati parks. Chief Joseph wears coal blaok hair banged on his brow. A man in Illinois has found a way to make good lumber out of compressed straw. A farmer, who keeps his fences in good order, has a good deal of stile about him. When a young lady wants to appear in a blaze of glory she indulges in a little torchon lace. The Toronto Globe calls the proposed international park at Niagara falls an " international play ground." A olock keeps its hands before its faoe, probably because it is ashamed of the cowardly manner in whioh time flies. The first postoffioe in America was established in New York in 1719, under the auspices of the colonial govern ment. A gentleman writing from the West, says that he is altered so since he left home that his " oldest creditor would not know him." The young man who wrote and asked his girl to accept a " bucket" of flowers, became a little pale when she said she wooden ware it. Dr. Abel, the Berlin correspondent of the London Times, can get up off the ice and rub the back of his head in seventy different languages. She asked him if her new dress wasn't as sweet as a spring rose, and the brute said it was, even to the minor attraction of having a little due upon it. " I know I am a perfect bear in my manners," said a young farmer to his sweetheart. " No, indeed, you are not, John; you have never hugged me yet." So delicate is the machinery for cut ting out wood for papering walls that 200 leaves are cut from an ii.ch of white maple and 125 out of wood with open grain, such as oak and walnut. Wishing to pay his friend a compli ment, a gentleman remarked, " I hear yon have a very industrious wife." " Yes," replied the friend, with a melan choly smile; "she's never idle; she's always finding something for me to do." "Isn't it funny?" he exclaimed, a he leaned buck in Lis seat at the theater, and wiped away tbe ttars that the lnughter-provokiug comedian had pro duced. "Yes, I should say to," re sponded Lis fair companion; "it's one of Ler sister's old one's made over." His jnw dropped into Lis lap as Le turned Lis gaze upen the young lady in front, whose personnel his partner had been studying. Rockland Courier. Ob, the S., the beantifni B.l Hotr the folks want it in the preps. " Can vou not next let it appear 'i ' i They write to the editor every year ; Even the schoolgirls of fourteen or lees, As original verse send the beautiful B., Bogging. l'raying, Imploring to print it. But tbe editor's atove is aglow for to bless And welcome the coming of beantifni 8. Chicago Tribune. Legends ef the Rose. In the neighborhood of Jerusalem is a pleasant valley, which still bears the name of Solomon's Rose Garden, and where, according to a Mohammedan myth, a compact was made between the Wise Man and the genii of the Morning Land, which was writ, not in blood, like bond between Faust and Mephistoph eles, nor iu gall like our modern trea ties, but with saffron and rose water upon the petals of white roses. In Paris, in the sixteenth century, an edict was issued requiring all Jews to wear a rose on their breast, as a distinguishing mark. Iu the Catholio Tyrol, iu the present day, betrothed swains ire ex pected to carry a rose during the period of their betrothal, as a warning to yosng maidens of their engaged state. Roses have played, and still play, an import ant part in popular usages iu many other parts of the world. In Germany young girls deck their hair with white roses for their confirmation, their en trance into the world, and when, at the end of life's career, the aged grand mother departs to her eternal rest, a last gift, in the shape of a rose gar land, is laid upon Ler bier. Julius Cieaar, it is recorded, was fain to hide bis baldness at the age of thirty with the produoe of the Roman rose gardens, as Anacreon hid the snows of eighty under a wreath of roses. At mid-Lent the pope sends a golden rose to particu lar churches or crowned Leads whom he designs especially to Louor. Martin Luther wore a rose in his girdle. In these instances the rose serves as a sym bol of ecclesiastical wisdom. A rose figured on the Leadsman's axe of the VoehmgericLt. Many orders, fraterni ties and societies Lave takeu the rose as their badge. The " Rosicrncians " may be instanced. The "Society of the Rose," of Hamburg, au association of learned ladies of the seventeenth cen tury, is a less known example. It was divided into four sections, the Roses, the Lilies, the Violets, and the Pinks. The holy Medardus instituted in France the custom of "La Rosiere," by which, in certain localities, a money gift and a crown of roses are bestowed en the devoutest and most industrious maiden in the commune. The infamous Duke de Obartres established an "Or der of tbe Rose," with a diametrically opposite .intention, the avowed object being tbe undermining of female virtue. At Treviso a curious rose feist is or was Leld annually. A castle was erected with tapestry and silken hangings, and defended by the best born maidens in the city against the at tacks of. the young bachelors, xlmonds, nutmegs, roses and squitts filled with rose water beiug the ammunition freely used on both sidts, Gardener's Maga-ir,e. K