HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. Nil DESPERANDUM. Two Dollars per Annum. KIDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA.', THUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1878. NO. 40. VOL. V III. ' Indirertlon. The author of the following verses recently terminated an eventful and stormy career by committing suicide in Ban Francisco. He was in turn poet, soldier and journalist. Fair are the flowers and the children, but their subtle suggestion is fairer j Bare is the rose-burst of dawn, but the secret that clasps it is rarer t Sweet the exultanoe.of song, but the strain that preoedes it is sweeter And never was poem yet writ, but the meaning outmaetered the meter. Never a daisy that grows, but a myBtery guideth the growing; Never a river that flows, hut a majesty scepters the flowing , Never a Shakepeare that soared, but a stronger than he did enfold him ; Nor ever a prophot fortells, but a mightier seer hath fortold him. Back of the oanvas that throbs the painter is hinted and hidden ; Into the statue that breathes the soul of the sculptor is bidden ; Under the Joy that is felt lie the Infinite Issues .of feeling ; Crowning the glory revealed is the glory that crowns the revealing. Great are the symbols of being, but that which is symboled is greater ; Vast the create and beheld, but vaster the inward oreator ; . Back of the sound broods the silence, back of the gift stands the glviDg, Back of the band that receives thrill the sensi tive nerves of receiving. Spacs is as nothing to spirit, the deed is out done by the doing ( The heart of the wooer is warm, but warmer the heart of the wooing ; And up from the pits where tbeee shiver, and up from the heights where those shine, Twin voices and thadows swim starward, and the essence of life is divine. liichnrd Uealf, in Atlantic Monthly. THE FARM HAND. She was on the front stoop, mending Farmer Thornley's stockings, when Baxter, (be Dew farm band, came and sat down on the rude seat by the door. and hnng his palm-leaf hat npon his Knee, ana took ins pipe irom nis month. ' Do you mind the pipe?" he asked. Polly looked up in surprise ; none of the farm hands had ever consulted her on the subject before ; even Mr. Thorn ley himself smoked and smoked without a dream of asking her permission ; that is, whenever Miss Hannah was not near to reproach him with turning their sub stance into smoke, " Mind the pipe !" returned Polly. " No ; I like it better than Mr. Thorn ley's." ' ' There's a difference in tobacco." Polly, not being'posted in the merits of the staple, dropped the subject, and the frogs filled the interval with melodious pipings. "What are you thinking about?" asked Baxter, as she delayed her needle ana meditated. "I I was thinking that Mr. Thorn ley's hand would make two of yours. You weren't cut out for hard labor, Mr. Baxter." " But the hard labor was cut out for me, eh ? Its a mighty flue night, Miss Polly. Wouldn't you like to walk down by the brook and find some vio lets?" "Yes; but Miss Hannah may want me." "Miss Hannah has put on her specta cles and gone to borrow Neighbor Hook er's newspaper, and Thornley is steal ing a smoke in the orchard. It's as good ns a play to see him tuck his pipe into bis pocket, at the risk of setting himself on fire, whenever ho liears a footstep." And then the two young pe.o- fde strolled off to the brook, and istened to a whip-poor-will making pen sive rausio in the edge of the woods, and watched the evening star push the filmy clouds asido and step forth. Young Baxter had been on the Thorn ley farm a month or so. He happened one day to knock at the door and ask for a night's lodging ; he had a small bag slung across his shoulder, and a sun burned countenance, which quickened Miss Hannah's pulses. "A tramp 1" said she. "Good gracious, Polly, shut the door quick ! No, no, we don t take lodgers. We'll be murdered in onr beds and the spoons my grandfather left mo 1 Didn't I tell yon to shut the door, Polly ? No, we don't take folks in ; you'll find 'comraodation further down the road, at Hooker's or " But just then Mr. Thornley came up, cau tiously knocked the mud off his boots, and said : " A tramp, Polly ?" " I've been tramping some distance," said the stranger, with a frank smile, " and I'd like to put up for the night somewhere. However, if your family's uncomfortable at the idea, maybe you'd lot mo sleep in the haymow ?" "The impudence !" cried Miss Han nah, from within. "That would be mightv handy for him to make off with Light foot and the colt, wouldn't it, now ? Where's your wits, Hiram ? Why don't you say No,' up and down ?" " As to that," drawled Thornley, " a fellow must sleep somewhere ; and then I s'pose you wouldn't mind working it out in the morniug, eh ?" with an eye to the main chanoe. " I've got some plowing I'd like done right off." " I'll drivo your plow for a night's lodging, and thanks," returned Baxter ; "or mend your fences, or repair yonr clocks. I'm not above earning an honest penny." " Lor', if he's willing to lend a hand," capitulated Miss Hannah, "I'd give him an attic chamber and welcome. He ain't near so rough-looking as I thought," she confided to Polly, later. "He's got an honest face and handy fingers, if he is forty tramps." Baxter showed himself so ready on he morrow. Farmer ThnrnlAv ed he should spend another day in his employ, and then the work in hand ran over into the following day, and as no body .could finish it so well as Baxter he naturally staid on and on, till, at the end of the week, Thornley admitted, I! MftyHe 7??, goo,i haQd as I'd get f I waited till Christmas ; perhaps you'd like steady work for the iumrner. with board ftndT wages?" r' wuu "You wouldn't be likely to do bet ter," put in Hannah, " with no recom mendation you see though I don't say you need one." ' Thank you.; And what do you say?" he asked, turning to Polly. "If Why, I" faltered Polly. " Polly hasn't nothing to say about it," objected Hannah. " Me and Hiram runs this concern." " Then she's the first woman that hasn't nothing to say. Speak up, Polly," commanded Farmer Thornley. " Don't never leave a sentence to loose ends." " I was going to say that four makes a cozy family. "Two's company, and three's a crowd, eh, Polly"?" said Thornley, with a laugh. And Baxter staid. " ' What makes the lamb love Mary so ?' " he quoted, as they wended home ward, Polly's little ewe lamb, frisking before them, having joined them in the pastures. " Why, you know," explained Polly, " her mother disowned her, and she was left shivering and hungry out in the cold. And 1 brought Her in and warmea her before the kitchen fire, and fed her with warm milk, till she grew and throve." , "And Thornley gave her to you ?" " No : but he said. Seems as though she belonged to Polly.' But Miss Han nah didn t like it. Mil en 1 s pose the dishes belong to Polly, 'cause she washes 'em, and the rooms, 'cause she sweeps em, and the beds she mokes I she said. Isn't Polly paid her lawful wages for doing whatever her hands find to do, be it to cosset lambs or cook the vituals ?' " " Have yon always lived here, Miss Polly ?" asked Baxter. "I have always lived in this house, but not always as a servant, Mr. Baxter. This was the old parsonage ; my uncle lived here, with little or no salary. He didn't care for that ; he came here to do good, to show the people the road to heaven there was no church then, for miles around and he had money of his own. My mother and I came with him, and after she died we two lived on here together, and he taught me all I know it isn't much. But when I was fif teen, he came home one day from the city, where he had gone on business, and told me that some wicked people had ruined him, that his good work was ended ; and he threw bis head back, sitting in his arm-chair, and gasped once or twice, and I was all alone quite, quite alone. After that people came and looked at the place, and the Thorn leys among them ; and I was a little moping beggar, not knowing whioh way to turn, and the Thorn leys offered to keep me for maid-of-all-work for food and clothing. There was nothing else for me to do, and the neighbors all said it was a providence ; but since then I have struck for higher wages, and now C have day-dreams ; when I get enough money I mean to go away to school, even if I'm as old as the hills, and then maybe I can do something nicer than to churn and cook for my daily bread. " " And you have saved something ? ' " A hundred dollars already." Baxter smiled. "And when do you expect to hav6 enough to set out and seek your fortune?" "Do you think it will take very long t sue asKea, anxiously. Btiau 1 be too old?" "I should think not," he returned, still smiling to himself. This was not the first walk Baxter and Polly had taken together, neither was tnis tne last confluence reposed in each other. " You two do seem to have an ever lasting lot of talk together," commented Hannah, "and Polly ain't no talker neither; and what's queer, you always come to a lull stop when a body catches up to you." She had just overtaken tbem on the highway, as it happened, though usually MiBS Hannah's inter ruptions were not owina to chance. No sooner did she see them strolling off togeiuer alter woi-k was over than she slipped out the sink-room door with un dignified haste, took a short-cut through the woods, and joined them as if she were returning fronia neighbor's. " You'd onghter not to take to tramp ing round the country so much with Baxter," she advised Polly on one occa sion; "folks will begin to talk about yon." "Talk about me? What can they say ?" asked Polly. "They'll say Baxter's making a fool of you and they won't be far wrong." " Why soould he wish to make a fool of me " persisted Polly, the tears gather ing in her eyes. " Why should he take the trouble?" "It ain't no trouble it's amusing. You're an easy victim, I reckon." After that Polly made an excuse when Baxter wished leave to go with her on an errand, or begged her to step outside on fine twilights and. listen to the whip-poor-wills; she had always a stint to finish, the bread to mix, the milk to set, or some homely duty to detain her. An older woman than Polly would have seen that Miss Hannah herself had set her heart upon Baxter, followed him about like his shadow, courted him with sweet meats, and flattered him within on inch of his life. " Baxter's that 'cute about a place, its a pity he wasn't born twins." sue unei to ueciare. "Though he be a tramp," Thornley would add. But it was love's labor lost. Her flat teries fell upon unheeding ears, as she was not slow to discover. By painful degrees her keen eyes took in the situa tion, and her emotions changed, as the case became hopeless, from love to hatred; she seemed to echo the poet's assertion : " To love you was pleasant enough, But, oh I 'tis delicious to hate you 1" Neither Was Pollv'n ATiRUnna naln more aereeable iust at thin Um h. nah's amusement was to thwart Baxter in his love-making, to send him a wild goose chase of a mile or two in the wrong ... , vv vuv Duuuiuuilg-UIUUAB ill Ula way. But she did not stop here: she L 1 L - nil i . , ; . . BuggtmbBu u xuormey s stow mind tne possibility of an elopement, of duty neglected "along of spooning npon " Do we know anything about Bax ter 1 Did he have a recommendation ?" she darkly insinuated. " Didn't I cau tion you against taking him in ? If yon lose anything through him and Polly, don't lay it to my door, thafp U f " i " Him and Polly I" gasped Thornley. " Baxter I" Hannah had hit the mark at last. Blessings brighten as they take their flight. Polly might have lived at Thorn ley farm for a century, and Thornley never have found out that she was dearer to him than Hannah, till some one else should threaten to claim her. After that Baxter could do nothing to please him; he lay in wait and watched the lovers as a cat watches a mouse, and worried them as cruelly. One evening Miss Hannah entered the room where Polly was sitting in the twilight. "Plotting misohief, I reckon," she said. " Are you fond of darkness, Pol ly, 'cause your deeds are evil ? Strike a" light, girl. I'd a roll of crisp bank bills in my hand an hour ago Square Emery paid his butter bill this after noon; I put 'em in my gown pocket when Hiram called me to turn the grin'-stone-r-and they're gone 1 Now you needn't tell me they're gone without hands." "There's been no pickpocket here, Miss Hannah." " Ain't there ? When you take folks in out of the highway, without no re commendation, how do you know what their habits is? To be sure, I didn't suspect no one of haying stole 'em out of my pocket; there's a hole in it; I'd forgot about; and naturally them bills must have dropped out between here and the barn; but Hiram and me has hunted the place over and again, and it Btands to reason they couldn't have trav eled further without hands.' " Mercy 1" cried Polly. " How much was there?" "A whole hundred dollars, miss; and if it ain't forthcoming, somebody'll smart for it." " You don't think that I took your money, Miss Hannah t" "Well, maybe not; but it's gone and there's Baxter." " Baxter !" "Yes, indeed. What do you or I know about the fellow ?" "I know he wouldn't do it." "He'll have to prove it. I'll have him up before the court, as sure as you live." Polly could hardly keep her anger from flaming into audacious words ; the bare suspicion was a blow to her ; she believed in Baxter thoroughly ; though an angel had accused him, yet would she have upheld him. But how often has the innocent suffered I how often has injustice triumphed over justice 1 To be suspected merely was an irrepara ble injury, she thought. Baxter might lose his good name, his work ; might be sent to prison everything might go against him, and he had nobody but her for defense. As it happened, he had gone down to the village to get the mail and do some chores, and while Hannah iuveighed and Polly defended, a Bmall boy knocked at the door to bring the pleasing news that "Mr. Baxter, the fellow as works for old Thornley, give me i quarter to run up and let you know he wouldn't be home to-night, and may be not to-morrow neither, as he'd been called away sudding like along of a letter." "There!" ejaculated Hannah, "I hope you're convinced. He'sabsoonded. m have the law after him sure as his name's Baxter, which I dare say it ain't." "Were your bills new greenbacks ? and did you take the numbers ?" asked Polly. "Crisp and fresh as new cabbage leaves ; and as for the numbers, they were fives and tens just as it hap pened." " We must have another good search before yon accuse any one." " Only them that hides can find." And Polly spared no pains ; every minute that she could secure from her duties was spent in the search ; but when the second night and day passed without bringing Baxter, or any tidings from him, her heart sank beneath the weight of Miss Hannah's words ; not that she doubted him for an instant, but the suspicion might keep him away, and she might never see his face again. There was now but one thing to do, and she did it. She begged leave of Miss Hannah to go to the town and mail a letter. " Lor', Hiram'll mail it for you," said Hannah, intent upon mastering its con tents first. But Polly was firm in the matter ; the letter was too precious to trust to another. It ran : "Mb. Baxter If you are staying away from your work and losing wages because you are suspected of finding Miss Hannah's money, which she lost the day you left, please return at once, ns money has been found, and your good name is restored, though never suspect ed by your friend, "Pauline Powers." But her object in town was not merely to mail this document ; she went direct from the postoflice to the bank where her little hoard was growing, and drew out a hundred dollars in crisp green backs, fives and tens, trusting that they mado no larger parcel than Miss Han nah's ; then she retraced her steps homeward, and quietly dropped the precious roll on the floor of Miss Han nah's closet, where it might easily have been overlooked after falling from the rent in her pocket ; she wisely con jeotured that the next day being Friday, Miss Hannah would bring it to light with her broom. " What's all this about Miss Han nah's money and my good name ?" asked Baxter, when he returned on Saturday and found opportunity to speak to Polly privately. Polly related the facts, leav ing out her own share in the results. " And where was the money found ?" "Miss Hannah found it on sweeping day on the floor of her closet," demurely. "And who put it there, Polly f " " Who ? Why, she says it must have dropped there when she hung up her gown." "Poor deluded Miss Hannah I How long since yon learned to prevarioate so prettily, Polly !" L . "If- Prevaricate I What do you mean, Mr. Baxter ?" "I mean that you drew the money from your bank store yesterday to save my good name Polly. Don't deny it. The cashier told me he had some curi osity about it If yoo a do mu for my good name, how muob would you, 4Q for the owner ? There i a r,d die for von." Polly hung her head and blushed. "And so you've abandoned the idea of an education, Polly?" "I don't know. I'm so sorry yon found it ont ; yon will think that .1" " I shall think that yon love me well enough to be my wife, Polly, dear." And Polly failed to put in an objection. " Didn't I tell you how it would be, Hiram?" said Hannah, at dinner, the following week. "Here's Baxter and Polly, they stepped down to town this morning on an errand together, and came driving back like the great mo gul, whoever he was, on their wedding tour, to say good-bye. I blowed the dinner- horn for yon like the last trump, thinkin that'd fetoh you, if any thing, but I reckon you're getting deef." " Well, I never I" cried Hiram, aghast. " But it ain't no use crying over spilt milk." As Baxter and .his bride drove along, " the flowery by-roads through," towards the railway station, "I've a pretty story to tell you, my love," he said, "which I', hope you will be glad to hear a true story. There was once a young man who, being rich and strong, and tired of fashionable life and conventionalities, undertook a walk ing tour through the mountains' and valleys of New Hampshire for a summer's vacation or recreation, camping out at night in the green woods, buying his daily bread at farm-houses by the way, or broiling his wild game by a brush-wood fire, as fortune favored him, wearing his old clothes, and getting bronzed and. weather- stained on the route. One ni ght he asked for lodgings at a certain farm house door, as it threatened rain, and he had a mind to try the luxury of a bed in doors. A y oun g girl opened the door for him, spread the table, made the bed, and stole his heart; and the next week, when the farmer offered him a season s form -work, being short of hands, he promptly accepted the situation, having a fancy for adventurous living and the young girl aforesaid." " Mr. Baxter," said Polly, " what do you mean ?" " It's a true story, Polly." " Do you mean that you oh, John 1 that you are not that you are the young man, that the farmer is Mr. Thornley, and an ignorant girl like me your wife ? Oh, John, how could you be so foolish ? How could you deceive me so ?" " It was all ' for love and the world well lost,' " said Baxter, proudly. "There's that hundred dollars," said Miss Hannah, the next year, when she lay ill. " I put it direct into the bank. Give it to Polly, if if anything happens to me, though she doesn't need it, good ness knows a-trapesing off to Europe. You needn't tell her, but I confess I was a little confused when I found them greenbacks on my closet floor, seeing that I hadn't lost a red cent myself. Harper's Bazar. Words of Wisdom. Hatred is blind as well as love. Man is more than constitutions. The greatest pleasure of life is love Light cares speak, great ones are dumb. Hate no one hate their vices not themselves. Approve thy friend privately, com mend him publioly. Great souls invite calamity, as lofty mountains the thunder clouds. Men's evil manners live in brass ; their virtues we write in water. Take the tone of the company you are in, and never pretend to give it. To be a great man it is necessary to turn to account all opportunities. Truth often displeases a lively soul, but it always persuades a just mind. Men seldom improve when they have no other models than themselves to copy after. A man can do without his own appro bation in much society, but must make great exertions to gain it when he lives alone. It is common for men to err ; but it i only a fool that perseveres in his error ; a wise man, therefore, alters his opinion ; a fool never. Everything may be mimicked by hy pocrisy, but humility and love united. The more rare, the more radiant when they meet. The great mistake in many of the plans for reorganizing society consists in supposing that systems can supply the want oi sense. Wouldst with thyself be acquainted. then see what others are doing. But wouldst thou understand others, look into mine own neart. A friendship that makes the least noise is very often the most useful : for which reason one should prefer a prudent ineiiu to a zeaious one. A Professional Tiger-Slayer. D'Harnanoonrl, the great professional tiger-slayer, who is employed by Great rsritain, tnrougu me government ot Singapore, to exercise his specialty, is a native of the United States, though of French extraction. His father having been taken prisoner while with Napo leon in the Moscow campaign, was sent to Siberia, whence he escaped, and came to this country. The son was born on the plains of the far West, and early became a hunter, ranging in search of game ever an immense territory. Desirous to see the world, he went to sea ; was wrecked off Formosa, and badly treated by the natives of that island. An English captain induced him to visit Singapore, where he got his engagement, his price being $50 per head for tigers. D'JQarnancourt is sav ing money to go to Algeria, where he will be under French authority, and where he can kill lions instead of tigers, as he covets the fame of a lion-slayer, and is desirous to rival Girard. The American Gaul is said to be not only fearless, but reckless, and has had many desperate encounters, from which good luck alone has delivered him. He is in clined to intemperance also, and it is not unlikely that some tiger will ere long hunt him with fatal success, and save him the trouble of a journey to Africa.- There is a class whom beggars can't put up with ; they are hotel k.et,pf ri, TIMELY TOPICS. Ex-Gov. John P. Hoyt, of Arizona, says that the fears that the Mormons are taking possession of that Territory are rather premature. Germany turns out annually five hun dred and fifty dootors thoroughly edu cated, about one hundred of whom im migrate to foreign parts. A farmer of Beno county, Kan., com ing across a rattlesnake, tied his reins in a bunch and killed it therewith. Subsequently he untied the knot with his teeth, and the poison thus got into his system and drove him mad. The riding of bycicles, the modern development of the old velocipede, trans planted from England twelve months ago, has taken a firm root in the cities and towns of New England, and threat ens in a short time to spread its in fluence all over the country. Mrs. Diana Haines was made insane in Mount Gilead, Ohio, by a false re port that she was an heiress to $100,000, the sudden elation and disappointment unbalancing her reason. She tried to commit suicide and was sent to an asylum. Lately $700,000 was really be queathed to her.bnt she will not believe it. California, like many other parts of the country, is suffering from an excess of railways. The San Francisco Alta says that so many railways have been built in California, and they have advanced so far beyond the demands of business or the probability of any large profit, that the future construction must be slow. Out of 2,000 miles, at least 1,000 do not pay six per cent, on the cost. Long stretches have been built with the expectation that they would be unprofit able, one motive being to increase the trade of other roads already built. Twice already had the marriage of a young doctor and a rich belle of Mount Sterling, 111., been postponed, when the cards were issued for a grand wedding party. The feast was set, the guests were met, but no bridegroom was there. The young lady went out to seek him, and found him at his room dead-drunk. Going to the railroad station she took the first train that passed, gave the conductor a ring to pay her fare, left the cars at Macomb, and: was only found next day by her father and the sober and repentant lover. He was anxious to marry her at once, but she refused ever to speak to him again . On the Cooper lane, about a mile or so north of Stockton, Gal., there lives an industrious Italian on an even acre of ground lying in triangular shape be tween the road and the railroad at the crossing point. He has a wife and five children, whom he supports in com fort from the product of his garden. The little farm is planted with trees. vines and vegetables, and is thoronghl y"f well tilled, occasion ally he plants an early crop on the railroad right of way adjoining, which remains undisturbed until the plow of the fire protectors comes along. But this instance iB a good illustration of " a little farm well tilled." Poisons and Antidotes. The following list gives some of the more common poisons and the remedies most likely to be at hand in the case of need. The directions may be old, but in case you get a good strong dose of poison down, you will not object to a cure on account of its age : Acids. These cause great heat and sensation of burning pain from the mouth down to the stomach. Bemedies, magnesia, soda, pearl-ash or soap dis solved in water ; then use the stomach pump or emetic. - Alkalies. BJst remedy is vinegar. Ammonia. Remedy, lemon juice or vinegar Alcohol. First cleanse ont the stom ach by an emetic, and then dash cold water on the head and give ammonia (spirits of hartshorn.) Arsenic. In the first place evacuate the stomach, then give the white of eggs, lime water, or chalk and water, charcoal and the preparations of iron, particularly hydrate. Lead, white lead or sugar of lead. Remedies, alum, cathartio, such as cas tor oil and epsom salts especially. Charcoal. In poisons by carbonic acid gas, remove the patient to open air. aasn com water on tne head and body, and stimulate nostrils and luntrs bv hartshorn, at the same time rubbing the cnest Driskiy. Corrosive sublimate. Give white of eggs, freshly mixed with water, or give wheat flour and water, or soap and water freely. Creosote. White of eggs and the emetics. Belladonna night henbane. Give emetics, and then plenty of water and vinegar, -r lemonade. Mushrooms, when poisonous. Give emetics, and then plenty of vinegar and water, with doses of ether, if handy. Nitrate of silver (lunar caustic). Give a strong solution of common salt, and At A- iueu emetics. Snake bites, etc. Apply immediately strong hartshorn, and take it internally; also give sweet oil and stimulants freely; apply a ligature right above the part bitten, and then apply a cupping glass. Tartar emetic Give large doses of tea made of galls, Peruvian bark or white oak bark. Verdigris. Plenty of white of eggs uim water. White vitriol. Give the patient plenty of milk and water. Opinm. First give a strong emetio of mustard and water, then strong coffee and aoid drinks; dash cold water on the head, Nux vomica. First emetics, then brandy. .- Oxalio acid (frequently mistaken for epsom salts). Remedies, chalk, mag nesia, or soap and water and other soothing drinks. Prnssio acid. When there is time, administer chlorine in the shape of soda or lime. Hot brandy and water, harts, horn and turpentine are sjso useful, Professional Sesnrrectionlsts. On one occasion a professional resur rectionist was walking in the vicinity of a hospital when he saw a man totter as with a sudden faintness and then fall. He hurried to bim with the best of impulses, but on bending over him he found that be was dead. Immediately the cold craft and sordid calculation of his nature became uppermost, and, like a consummate actor, he assumed, with soaroely an effort, an expression and attitude of the most poignant grief, wringing his hands and entreating the passers-by to assist him to carry his " cousin " to the hospital. On the next day an inquest was made by the coro ner and the resurrection man laid claim to the body and took it away with him, ostensibly for burial with the usual Christian rites. Bat instead of a graveyard he sought another hospital, where no ana nis caning were wen known, and sold it to the faculty for a considerable sum. One night a young practitioner who had gone to bed was roused by the knock of a resurrection man, and on opening the door of his house was informed that a subjeot was at hand, in readiness for delivery, if he cared to purchase it. It was paid for without inspection and the doctor kick ed it jocosely down a night oi stairs leading into his dissecting room. Then he turned and was about to ascend to his bedroom when he was surprised to hear a complaining sound proceeding from the sack which enclosed the contra band merchandise. It was indistinct and broken, but certain epithets and exple tives belonging to the vocabulary of the British tar oonveyed a meaning to his horrified ear. His first thought was that some one had been murdered for the sake of the price of his body and that the murderer or murderers had erred in not doing their work effectually. He turned, and was not a little astonished to behold a man sitting erect on one of tbe steps and beside him an empty sack. When he advanced toward him the ap parition betrayed the greatest terror and begged for his life. He afterward explain ed that he had been drunk and had lain down in a stupor, when some rousta bout companions who did not love him too well had slipped him into a sack aud carried him off for sale. The doc tor was a victim as well as he, for he had expended pounds, shillings and pence for a live subject, and thus had been swindled. But a very horrible phase of this trade in the images of God was that which was developed during the Napoleonic wars. It was long before the invention of false teeth was perfected, and wealthy people who had lost the first armament which nature bad given them were will ing to pay immense sums for sets made up of molars and incisors from the gums of all sorts of persons and from all quarters of the globe. Agents were sent from the chief cities of Great Britain to the continent to follow the armies, and after every battle to thor oughly scour the field and reap a har vest of teeth. They carried with them instruments made specially for the pur pose of extracting them, and the dead and wounded alike were outraged by them. With this occupation they linked others of a less fiendish character, hav ing first taken the care to protect them selves by being licenced as sutlers. They truly were deserving to be called vampires, since they must have caused the death of many a pi or wretch whose legitimate wounds were not necessarily fatal. Doubtless they were sometimes resisted bv soldiers, who possessed greatei strength than they had counted upon, and thus were compelled to choose an alternative between exposure and their own punishment and the murder of their victim. Jsew York Herald. Swearing Chinamen. In the county court the trial of the People vs. An Chee and An uuong, in dieted for robbing a Chinawoman of jewelry aud other valuables, was begun. The parties to the suit being all Mongo lians, it was concluded to swear the wit nesses by the most binding Chinese form. As the ceremony consisted of sacrifice both by fire and blood, it was found necessary to adjourn to the side walk in front of the court-house. A chicken and the necessary joss sticks or wooden '.tapers were procured, and the latter stuck in the ground and lighted. While they were burning the prosecut ing witness (the woman who had been robbed) held an animated consultation with the Rev. Mr. Nevin, court inter- fireter, after whioh two wax tapers were ighted, and after being brought in con tact with the neck of the chicken, were stuck in the ground. Now began the forious business. A formidable piece of yellow paper, covered with Chinese characters, was brought out and handed to Mr. Nevin, who deoliiifed to receive it, saying in English that if he or any white man read it tbe ceremony would lose much of its force, as the witnesses would claim that they hod not under stood him. The document was then tendered to several Chinamen, all of whom refused to read it, one saying iu good English that he would not read the paper for a hundred thousand dollars. Finally a Chinaman was found brave enough to undertake the office. He read the dread formula first to the woman, who repeated it as he read. At the conclusion a large bnndle of paper previously prepared, was lighted, over which the woman stepped a couple tl times, and then took possession of the chicken and the sacrificial knife, a cleaver-shaped implement, which had lain by the side of the fire during the read ing of the oath. The male witnesses were then arranged in front of the fire, the oath was i gain read, eaoh repeating it after the reader, who, after he had finished reading it, threw it on the Are. The Chinamen then, one by one, step ped over the fire, the head of the chick en was chopped off by the woman and the sacrifice was accomplished. We made an effort to get a translation of the oath, but were unsuccessful, Mr. Nevin informing onr messenger that, as he had not read the document, he could not accommodate Xi&.Loa An gelea (Cal.) Herald. A Nevada paper tells of a young lady in that region that is so delicate and etheral a creature that on losing a hair pin from her head the other day, she; caught a bad cold thrj hnpg on for a week, ' - -k Items of Interest. A polite fish A gent-eel. It is the tin business which is most liable to a pan-io. Give a cat money and it will, of course, put it in its purrs. Tomatoes contain no cancer-producing substance, says Prof. Arnold. A printer in the New York World of fice has worked at his trade fifty-seven years. Deer are found in almost all parts of the globe except Australia and south of Africa. II you turn an Amerioan " State " up side down yon will find the Etats of the French republic. A man named Putton has written a book on music It will be called "Put ton Airs, probably. A couple were married on the cars in Missouri, lately. What a long "train" the bride must have had 1 Albert Smith once wrote his initials in a hotel register. A wag wrote just underneath: " Two-thirds of the truth." Get in your plants, your apples pick, Ere both are knocked to flinders, To daylight bring your storm-door quick, Put on your double winders. The popular idea that mushrooms grow only in the night is not correct ; their growth is nearly equal day and night. Gold is entirely unaffected by atmos pherio action or influences. Silver be comes dull, but gold retains its native luster. Talk about the angry sea and the mad waves and all that. Humph I you'd be angry, too, were you crossed as often as the ocean is. "A splendid croquet ground in the rear," said the real estate agent. And, when he had bought the house and moved in he found that the frogs kept croaking all night. The first steamboat used dry pine wood for fuel, and the flame rose to a considerable distance above the smoke pipe ; when the fires were disturbed, mingled smoke and sparks rose high in the air. One time a lion met a elephant and the elephant sed : "You better go and git your hair cut." But the lion it sed : , " Bah I I shant resent a fellers in suits wich has got his nose tween his own teeths." It is said that there is one word which is never pronounced right even by the best scholars, and that is the word wrong. It is only fair to observe, how ever, that there is another word which is never pronounced wrong, and that is the word right. A drunkard in Sacramento, warned by a touch of delirium tremens that he had carried his drinking altogether too far, resolved to reform or die. He declared his purpose to several friends, locked himself in his room, seated himself in an easy-chair, and put a loaded pistol on a table within reach. The craving for al cohol grew stronger and stronger, and at last, unable to resist his thirst, he shot himself through the heart. Proof that the top of a wagon wheel, when running along on the ground, moves faster than the bottom, is given, according to the Scientific American, by instantaneous photographs of a wagon in rapid motion. It is obvious, says the writer, that an instantaneous photo graph of a wheel, revolving npon its axle in the air, will show all parts of the wheel with equal distinctness. But if the wheel has a progressive motion, and any one portion has a greater mo tion than its corresponding part, above or below, there must be a liability to blarring in that part of tbe picture. These pictures are taken with so brief an exposure that the horse, though moving at a 2:24 gait, is sharply out lined. Tbe wheels of the driver's sulky, however, have a different tale to tell. The lower third of each wheel is sharp and distinct as if absolutely at rest. Not so with the top, that part of the wheel showing a peroeptible movement dur ing the two thousandth part of a second of the exposure of the plate. The up- Eer ends of the spokes and the rim are lurred. Languages of Finger-Rings. In case of a gentleman wishing to marry literally "in the market " with his heart he wears a plain or chased gold ring upon the first finger of the. left or heart hand. When success at tends his suit, and he is actually en gaged, the ring passes on to the third finger. If, however; the gentleman de sires to tell the fair ones that he not only is not " in the market," but ihat he does not design to marry ot all, he wcjirs tbe signet upon his little finger, and all tbe ladies may understand that he is out of their reach. With the fair sex " the laws of the ring " are : A plain or chased gold ring on tbe little finger of the right hand implies not "engaged," or, in plain words, "ready for propos als, sealed or otherwise." When en gaged the ring passes to the third finger of the right hand. When married the third finger of the left hand receives it. If the fair one proposes to defy all siege to her heart, she places the rings on her first and fourth linger, one on eaoh like two charmtt. to keep away the tempter. It is somewhat singular that this latter disposition of rings is very rare. Winter Clothing for Children. Every one mast remark that a favorite article of winter clothing for children i a comforter swathed around the (neck. This is a great error; the feet and wrists are the proper members to keep warm; the face and throat will harden to an healthy indifference to cold; but that hjuJHer, exchanged for an extra pair of thick socks and knitted gloves, would .. preserve a boy or girl really warm and well. . Bronchitis and sore throat have j. . declined fifty per centum since the" absurd use of nigh collars and twice round neckerchiefs went out of fashion ; and if the poor would take better care of their children's feet half the infantile mortality would disappear. It only costs a trifle to pat a piece of thick felt or cork into the bottom of a boot or shoe, but the difference is often consid erable between that and a doctor's bill,, with perhaps the undertaker's beside. . P Green MoyntRin Freima V