mimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiii''mmmm'm'mmm'mmmmm'l'mma"mmmmmmmammmmm''''mmm''mmmmm ' ' 1 1 1 1 ' " ' ' ' ' ife ill fciiii lk . HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL DESPERANDUM. Two Dollars per Annum. n VOL. VIII. KIDGWAY ELK COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1878. NO. 33. I it 7 retitlon to Time. Touch ai gently, Tim 1 Let ns glide (down thy stream Gently ma we sometimes glide Through a qniet dream. Humble voyagers are we, Husband, wife and ohildrea three t One is lost an angel fled To the azure overhead I ' Touch us gently, Time ! We've not proud nor soaring wings ; Oar ambition, our content, Lies In simple things. ' - Humble voyagers are we O'er life's dim, unsounded sea, Seeking only some oalm olime s '-v, Touoh us gontly, gentle Time ! , Barry Cornwall. The Silent Woman. A LOVE STORT. FROM THE JAPANESE. Oshikoji Nobutaro was a young noble who found himself quite disillusioned, ' so that the gayeties of society, the va riety of travel nor the achievement of ' literary diBtinotion were pleasing to him, and he retired, a prey to unuttera ble -weariness, to the anoestral abode on the beautiful shores of Lake Biwa, hop ing to find at least tranquility. In the time of the second gathering of the tea, the mildest and fairest of the year, when the trees begin to fill with little nests, and when all nature trem bles and blushes with conscions warmth, Iriye Ichigoro ordered a couple of nori mono, and started off to Biwa to take counsel with his exiled friend. He found Nobutaro in the fields at the base of Hi Yei Zan, practicing the enlivening pursuit of hawking. The greetings of the young men were polite and decoious, and their conversation, which turned upon various subjects, was at onoe ex hilarating and instructive. Toward the close Iriye introduced the topio which most closely interested him. " Nebutaro, there is a maiden " aid he. ' Alas, there are so many," said Nobu taro. "If my amiable and well-conducted friend would restrain for a moment his noble impetuosity, his servant would endeavor to make himself more plainly understood." "Pardon me, Ichigoro, I will listen with the reepect which is due your ex cellent character." " There is a maiden, Nobutaro, whose indescribable charms have for many weeks afforded the youth of Kioto the most pleasing sensations. Her father is known to us all as eminent for riches and refinement, and is, in truth, a mem ber of the exalted house of Sanjo. As for the girl, who has but recently emerged from the rigid privacies of girl hood, and been revealed to the eyes of a few whose rank may claim so rare a privilege, the incapable word of Iriye Ichigoro can convey only faint and in adequate ideas respecting her. Her form is like the waving willow leaf, and her face as full of beauty as the moon, of which he is the younger sister. Her eyes are like the brightest stars of winter, and her feet, which have never been spoken of without emotion, are said to be wholly inoompetent to the support of her delicate frame." "And whut of her tongue?" asked Nobutaro. " Most accomplished, Nobutaro," answered Iriye, in some irritation, " you talk like a person of vulgar birth and no education whatever. Her conversation is regulated by a wise discretion, and modesty conceives every word that is issued from her exquisite lips." " Ah !" sighed Nobutaro, "if I could hear of a beautiful woman who is not possersed with the oni of speech." " Nobutnro, my first and only broth er !" exclaimed Iriye, " will you take one of rav twrimono, and, after a journey which we will all pray may be disturbed by no unhappy misadventure, gaze upon this fair and dazzling damsel, and consider her for yourself ?" " No, Ichigoro,"' said Nobutaro, "that is entirely out of the question." But the truth was, Nobutaro had al ready found that his self-imposed exile was not wholly a relief to him. Total feminine abstinence had operated some what to the increase rather thau to the diminution of his weariness. At least, in Kioto, he could exploit his grievance. He keenly felt this, although his pride would not suffer him to acknowledge it. And now Ichigoro was very pressing, and it became Nobutaro in due time to gradually dispose of his scruples, and, by slow degrees, to yield. When Nobutaro first encountered the maiden, Tama-ko, of whom his friend had told him, his breast did certainly quiver with a new and strange sensation, and his self-oonfidence, which, until that moment, had never known a variation from its firmness, experienced an unex pected shock. Her loveliness, he was compelled to admit, was not to be dis puted. The flash of her dark eyes kin dled inextinguishable flames. The smile of her ripe and deftly-gilded lips was brighter than tie r limmeroi sunbeams. Her whole countenance was elegantly pale and full of sweetness, tier hair, falling in blaok waves about her face, added grace and symmetry to the move ments of her head. Her dress was em broidered with marvelous aocuracy, and revealed as she moved twin feet of pro portions too minute to be distinctly measurable. Iriye saw with friendly satisfaction that Nobutaro was for a moment moved. And the distinguished people of Kioto, sot a few of whom were present on the occasion, carefully watched the coming together of tbe manliest of the manly and the fairest of the fair. Nobutaro approached Tama-ko, his hands folded upon his breast and his body reverently inclined. She knelt awaiting him, her eyes cast in humility downward, and a timid flush of expectation illumining her brow. " Health is with the daughter of the stars," said Nobutarc. "Thanks to your aooommodating wishes," said Tama-ko. " Tour air announces your goodness," said Nobutaro. "Ab. sir," it is you alone who can judge," said Tama-ko. "Virtue and a contented mind are painted npon your face," said Nobutaro. 'My acknowledgements should be everlasting," said Tama-ko. " It is a fine evening," said Nobutaro. " It is a most fortunate and successful evening, sinoe the noble gentleman honors it with bis approval," saia xama ko. " It is impossible to be sufficiently respectful to you," said Nobutaro. " How shall 1 dare to persuaae myseu of what you say ?" said Tama-ko. " well, well, said jNODUtaro, making a grave obeisance and withdrawing, " I have not treated you with sufficient dis tinction." Tama-ko, less ridgidly cynical thau Nobutaro. did not conceal from herself the joy which this interview afforded her. All that she had heard of the agreeable Nobutaro was abundantly veri fied. And she discovered, too, graces and attractions of which she had not been warned. "But alas," she said to herself, " he loves not women, and each day strives more and more to harden his heart against our interior ana nupront able sex." Nobutaro feared to admit the sus picion that his fancy had been touched. He resisted with much coldness the im putation of Iriye Ichigoro. "Ah, Nobutaro." said that good natured friend, " the refreshing Tama-ko has inspired yon onoe more." Acute Iriye, this time you are wrong. If, now, she had the gift of silence with her other visible advantages, there would be something to talk about." "Noble cousin," answered Iriye, "yon are always sensible and well informed, but this time yon are also very absurd. Her language is the lan guage of purity and evident propriety." " I do not like the language of the woman at all," said Nobutaro. " Better a speechless daughter of the yeta than the fairest and richest of the loose tongned kuge." "Estimable Nobutaro, yon have too much ginger in your temper." " Very well, Iriye, only I shall see the beautiful but talkative Tama-ko no more." " Ob, Nobutaro 1" "Precisely, my Ichigoro. As she dazzles the eye, so might she confuse the understanding. In time she might destroy my principles and compel me to endure the female tongue. No, Ichi goro, my resolution is not to be unfixed. Remember that a restless tongue is one of the five causes allowed by the phi losophers for divorce." When Tama-ko heard this, as she very speedily did, a gloom came like a vail of chirimen over her face, and she expressed a tear, as round and as pure as the most priceless of the jewels of which she was the namesake. Then it was observed by her family that she -ank iuto rever'y, out of which she emerged an hour later, smiling and con tented. Two days after, the court circles of Kioto were convulsed with the intelli gence of a sorrowful calamity. The beautiful Tama-ko, during a visit of duty to the temple of iviomidzu, had thoughtlessly ventured too near the edge of its perilously exposed platform and had fallen, not, fortunately, from the xtremest height, but from an ele vation sufficient to injure her in a gen eral way, but principally in the region of the head. For two entire days her condition was deemed dangerous, ac cording to report, but then her well organized constitution triumphed, and she began to recover. One startling misfortune, however, clung to her. She had lost the power of speech forever. When Oshikoji Nobutaro heard this, he was agitated with miDgled sadness and delight. Ho could not. overcome his gratification on finding that no im pediment need now oppose the progress of his affections ; and yet the conviction of bis supreme selfishness was at times too bitter for him. But one thing, at least, was clear. . It would no longer be posible for him to forego the presence of the beantiful Tama-ko. Bo, as soon as the cirenmstanoes of her recovery would permit, he sought an interview, and communed with her. The language of her eyes told him all that he most wished to know, and he was thoroughly happy in her oral in competency. Tama-ko was happy too. For many weeks their course of com panionship ran swift and smooth, and all Kioto's nobility smiled sympathetic and complacent. By day they were never parted, and each night tender chants, expressive of hopeful passion, sustained by the throbbing koto, re sounded in the dell which lay contiguous to Sanjo no Nishi's garden ; that lovely dell which in all ages has been the moonlit resort of artist and poet ; where the river rustles in harmony with happy thoughts and tbe snipe sings soft en couragement to youthful hearts. HOBDTABO'S SERENADE. There is a maiden. There is a little maiden whom I love. Her name it is easy to utter s The night winds are always breathing it iu my ear. Something has been telling it to me all the night. But who shall convey the extent of her beauties, Or the graces of her mind ? To others she is frigid. But to me she is as the moonbeam, radiant and warm. Bhe is exempt from the ordinary weaknesses of women. Her piety is the theme of admiration among all classes. Her virtues are so lofty that they reach the stars. She reads all the sacred books and knows them by heart With strong moral principles she immingles a cheerful spirit, And her rioh black hair is involved in unctuous gum. Numbers of costly ornaments shine in her hair ; They shine like clusters of stars relieved by a j tit-black sky. Soft silken scarfs encircle her throat Oh ! enviable soft silken scarfs. A radiant satin obi, of prinoely dimensions and incalculable price enfolds her waist 1 Ob ! enviable satin obi of princely dimensions and incalculable price. Her oonntouanca needs not the additional slow oi paiuv I And her neck soomi the inferior luster of pow - der. Her form is enveloped in many colored marvels of millinery ; And her pettiooat is embroidered with a hun dred butterflies fluttering among flowers. Her feet are atoms of oelestial orisrin. And her kedahsi is the pink cloud which pro icou uiew. To many her heart is hard and cold ; To them it is very beautiful porcelain. To me it is soft and warm ; To me H is fresh-out velvet. Her lips are sealed, and words proceed not therefrom, But in their place comes sighs of aromatic fra grance. Her family are conspicuous for antiquity, And her father is of the true blood of Fuji wara. He possesses a great many tiger skins, All brought from Chosen and very valuable. Myriads of kohans glitter in the strong chests of his kura. But for me the greatest treasure The treasure beyond all, for me, Is the little maiden. The little maiden whom I love. As the loves of Nobutaro and Tama ko advanced and prospered, an inde scribable tinge of regret came over the young Japanese nobleman. At first, to his surprise, but presently to his con sternation, he found himself longing for a word of fondness from his affianced, For a time he repelled his sentiment, as unworthy of his firmnees,but it gradual ly overcame him again and again, until he became a prey to the deepest anguish, He was forced to admit within himself that his ideas on the subject of the female tongue had been too dangerously radical, and that experience had at last taught him the value of a gift he had once considered an excrescence. The eloquence of the eye, he found, the pressure of the hand, the assurance of a caress, were insufficient to complete his comfort Oh, for a word 1 he Sighed, but signed in vain ; and it at Inst appeared painfully evident that Nobu taro had simply stepped from one un satisfactory extreme to the other, and that be was now almost as inconsolably miserable as when he had started to adapt himself to the seclusions of the hawking box on the shore of Biwa. It was natural that Tama-ko should feel a deep concern at the returning un happiness of her lover. She besought him to explain it, and, indeed, succeeded in drawing from him the reluotant truth. And on learning the real condition of things, she did nothing but smile with great and persistent appearances of de light, which Nobutaro thought the most extraordinary circumstance that had tver happened. Nevertheless, as Kioto had expected, the announcement of the impending marriage ceremony was not long de ferred. And in early autumn it came. Festivities were profuse, and corre spondingly brilliant. Everybody pal pitated with sympathetic emotion ; everybody was irrecoverably lost in ad miration at the beauty of the loving pair ; everybody mourned the affliction of the bride, who, for her part, seemed never so joyous. Nobutaro raised the cup with which he was to pledge his fair companion. He spoke a few words indicative of his intentions through life so far as Tama ko wns concerned, and then an amazing incident occurred. Lifting her beautiful eves to her lover's face, and opening her beautiful lips, Tama-ko softly murmured : " Tins is my dear aud only lord, the master of my faith and duty 1" " JVaruhoao ! cried everybody. No butaro included. The explanation was rapid and com plete. "Jiowcouldl help it 7 said Tama- ko. "What they said was that you scorned me for my tongue. Ob, hate ful tongue, to bring me Nobutaro's tcorn. I would have forever remained your silent lover, but for your latter words, impelling me to take once more my gift of speech. Does Nobutaro for give met" " Oua ! domo : sweet Tama," whis pered Nobutaro, " I am conquered." a or awhile the entire upper class of Kioto, excepting Iriye Ichigoro, the faithful friend, laughed immoderately. But the lovers cared little for this. Far away from the city's turmoil, once more on the shore of Biwa. they lived only for one another, and there, where nature is ever the most fair, they found unending happiness. Most Wonderful Railroad in tbe World. The Oallao, Lima and Oroya railroad. generally known as the Oroya railroad, now the Transandine railroad, is prob ably the most wonderful railroad in existence, according to so good an au thority as the Bailwa yAae. It was con tracted for by Henry Meiggs ia 1869, at a cost of 821,804,000, or $27,000,000 in bonds. Work was begun in January, 1B7U. Ballasted witn cobble-stones, no dust arises ; trains every half hour ; fare forty cents ; four separate depots accommodate different parts of the oity. No one who makes a round trip on this road ever repents it, and seldom desires a second. The heights and distances are so great that few heads are not affected. From San Mateo to Anchi the road passes through the "Inferrillos " (Lit tle Hill). Nearly perpendicular walls from two to three thonsand feet hem in the river Rimao, having a width of from two to four hundred feet. At first, it was proposed to make a cut in the side of these mountains, but, fearing the falling of loose rocks, it was decided to tunnel. Miners were let down with ropes, one-quarter and one-half mile long, to certain indicated points on the rockv wall every 600 feet, more or less. and, after they had entered a few feetr began working to tne ngnt and leit, using the entrance as a place from whence to throw the excavated material. About midway a bend in the river made it necessary either to make a dangerous curve or span the chasm. The latter was chosen, and now a bridge unites the tunnel about four hundred feet above the river bed. Emerging from the sec ond of these tunnels at Anchi, the Bimao is recrossed, and the road follows up the river Blanco a few miles, whioh it crosses, and then enters a mountain, where it turns around in a onrved tun nel, and, emerging a few hundred feet above, recrosses the river and returns, passes Anchi and continues np the river Bimao. At Chiola, a few miles further, the road passes the town, crosses its own track ana the Bimao, turns and passes again, and, reversing, turns and again doubles on itself, having passed Ohicla five times. .. .. ma The view from the summit, 15,608 feet, at the entranoe to the ttaiera tun nol i. nnt. an imnosinar as at other points, A plateau of a few miles square, with lakelets and patches of snow and sur rounded by peaks, many covered with .'..ii niuuiH. Bnt the oppression of breathing, the quickened pulse, 130 to 140 per minute, the dull, dizzy bead, tbe cold, frosty air, make an impression one never forgets. THE BARON BELA. Btranse Hue al H"aRrlaa Nableaiaa whose Lire was Heavily Iasarea.. Several years ago a Hungarian no bleman, well known in sporting oirclss as a horseman and hunter, named Baron Bela Olnyi, triumphed over a crowd of rivals, and bore home as his bride the rioh and beautiful baroness, Irma P yi. Baron Bela was at that time a wealthy landed proprietor, and was able to indulge to the full all his inclinations and whims. His married life was a hap py one. Years followed one after the other, but they were not all alike. The beautiful baroness, as time wore on, S resented her spouse with six of the earest little barons and baronesses that ever were seen, and Baron Bela began to dabble in speculations. It was the old, old story, that has been repeated a thousand times. Toward the end of 1874, the baron's vast possessions, which were worth nearly t wo millions, had been sold, and the family mansion in Pesth was mortgaged to its last brick. Of all this the fair baroness wns kept in complete ignoranoe, and the family establishment was maintained in its usual style. When the baron realized that he was completely ruined; and that all that was left was his wife's property, which could not be touched, he formed a singular resolution. He got his life in sured in five different companies for one hundred thousand gulden in eaoh, the terms being that this amount should be paid over to his family in case he Bhould die within a year. None of the insurance companies objected to pock eting the premium of two thousand florins from a man just forty-five years of age, in the full vigor of life and in exuberant health. The day, however, Baron Bela had the last policy in his pocket, he entered upon an entirely different course of life. He had been a man who. never missed a race or a hunt, who went to the club every day, and regularly took his drive or ride on horseback in the park; now he was to be seen nowhere in company, not even by his dearest friends. Nor did he remain at home in the bosom of his family. He left his house every morn ing early, ana only returned in time for dinner. After dinner he disappeared again, and remained absent often until midnight. During this time nobodv knew where he kept himself secluded. The change in his external appearance was not less remarkable. He had previ ously been getting rather stout. He now began to lose flesh. His cheeks, which had been florid, chanced to an unhealthy paleness, his eyes lost their brightness and were surrounded with heavy circles of blue, his face became haggard, and his strong manly voice became cracked and feeble. When these symptoms of dangerous disease multiplied in suoh a striking manner, the friends that occa sionally visited turn and his wife endeav ored to persuaae him to take medical advice, and to explain his mysterious absences, tiis answer was a positive re fusal. Finally, in October, the physical constitution, once so strong, could no longer withstand tne agency so potent for evil which was undermining ft, and Baron Bela was compelled to take to his bed. physicians were called in. They shook their heads ominously, and de clared that it was a case cf galloping consumption; that tne disease bod al ready reached a stage in which all human aid was in vain. Hardly fourteen days later, the sufferings of the poor baron were in fact terminated by death. After his death a will was found, by which he bequeathed to his wife bis life insurance policies, and acquainted her with the fact of the lose of his entire fortune. No other course was open for the baroness except to prtfer her claims for the half million due on the policies through her solicitor. The solicitor, however, imme diately ran against difficulties. It was thought incredible that a man who had been examined only ten nonths before by fivo physicians, and pronounced in good health, could have died of the disease mentioned. The five companies came to the conclusion that a plan of slow suicide had been deliberately adopt ed, ana tney ail retusea payment of tue amounts demanded. The oompanies interested went fur ther, and undertook to penetrate the mystery of the daily absences of the Daron, of which they had previously got wind. After long and extensive re searches, they finally ascertained that early in January the baron had hired a small apartment in a dirty, narrow street, in a remote quarter of the city, and twice each day remained in it for a con siderable time. The neighbors never saw him hold any intercourse with any one. The rent of the apartment had been paid up to the end of December, and after the baron's death it had been looked up. To clear np the hidden mys tery within that room, it was necessary to invoke the arm of the law. Upon proper evidence a warrant was issued, tne fatal door was opened by a lock' smith, aud, in breathless anxiety, the room was entered. A comfortable sofa. a table, two chairs and two chests con stituted the entire furniture. Great was the amazement when the two chests were opened . The first contained a well -worn dressing-gown, a pair oi louse Turkish trowsers, a lez, and aoont ten or twelve long tobacco pipes. The second chest was divided into square compartments. and there were left in it about two hun dred foreign cigars, of the government brand, costing two kreutaers each, and about half a pound of what is known in the trade as common smoking tobacco. From the wrappers found in the lower compartments, it appeared that the baron had smoked np about three thousand Ave hundred olthesetwo-kreutzer wears. and about a hundredweight of the com mon trade tobacco. At the request of the representatives of the insurance companies, a proper record was made of the facts discovered; and thereupon the companies, nnder the circumstances, justified their refusal to pay the amount insured by referring to the provision in the policies by virtue of which the contract was to become null and void m tbe event of suioide. The counsel for the baroness urged, in reply, that smoking ten or fifteen two. kreutzer cigars a day could hardly be denominated an attempt at suicide. Chemical and medical investigations were instituted by both parties, aud tbe managers of the royal tobacco factory were called upon for an opinion. The cause of his death is Daneved to nave been due to nicotine, taken into bis system in poisonous quantities through the process of smoking. Artemus Ward as a Practical Joker. Browne and Uriawold. " the Fat Con tributor," were on newspaper work at the same time in Cleveland, and were very intimate friends. One day there came to the city a dramatic reader, a man of some note, but of a very timid disposition. These two worthies in some manner discovered that he was a person easily to be imposed upon, and shortly after his arrival they paid him a visit. It was an early hour in the morn ing long after the man had retired and they found it difficult to arouse him. They told mm they were editors, ana wanted to hear him read before writing him np. They invited him to step into a hall adjoining the hotel and give them a specimen of his powers. At first tho man refused to go with them, but when they told him sternly that they were editors, and would crush him if he did not comply, he felt compelled to go. Nor would they allow him to put on his clothes, bnt forced him to go in night dress to a cold and dreary hall, where they complacently smoked their cigars while they listened to hiin declaim, with chattering teeth and trembling voice, for several hours. When they finally permitted him to go, they told him, by wayof consolation, that tbey had always thirsted to hear a dramatic read er in night-dress, and that they were very much gratified with his perform ance. Browne was a great lover of a practi cal jokes. One of his maddest pranks was in New York city, in 1863. He had been at some benefit performance with Dan Bryant and Nelse Seymour, and at its conclusion he induced these two to join him on a lark. Accordingly, they went to Bryants property-room, and each donned a oomplete suit of armor. Then they armed themselves with broadswords, and in the still hours of the night went forth in search of de fenseless citizens. Up and down tne streets in grim array they marched, and whenever they found a man alone and unarmed, they would make him down on his knees and pray for mercy. Then, after having frightened him almost out of his senses, they would permit him to go on his way. Their fun, however, after a while was brought to an abrupt termination by the police, who marched them off to the Tombs. They entered fictitious names : but the iudore next morning recognized the culprits, and discharged them with an admonition. On the same night they visited the house of Tom Jackson, who had just brought to this country the famous Swiss bell-ringers. In response to their violent ringing of the bell, Jackson come to an upper wiudow, and not knowing who bis visitors were, asked them in tones of thunder what they wanted. " We want an engagement," sa;a Browne. " We ore the original beD riogers." Jackson then recognized them, and. appreciating the joke, invited them in. Scrlbner. A Fight Between a Hindoo and a Tiger. The man wore no clothing except coarse linen trowsers, and was armed with a poaderous knife and a small com cal shield. The travelers accompanied him to tue lair of the animal. As soon as we reached the spot the man boldly leaped into the hollow, at the same time uttering a shrill cry, in order to arouse his enemy from bis slumbers. Upon seeing its resolute aggressor advancing, the animal raised itself npon its fore legs with a terrific howl. As the little Hindoo continued to ap Droach. which he did slowlv. and with dark eyes keenly fixed npon the face of his formidable foe, the tiger rose to its full height and began to lash its sides furiously with its tail; yet it evidently appeared to be in a state of great em barrassraent. Still the man advanced deliberately and undauntedly j the un easiness and rage of the excited beast increased with every step. At length it crouched, evidently with a determina tion to make its terrible spring. The man suddenly stopped, when the tiger paused, turned np its head, and, uttering a horrible noise between a snsrl and a howl, made onj step forward and sprang toward its victim, who instantly Dent his uody, receiving the animal s paws upon his shield, dashed the knife into its body, and fell under, but almost entirely beyond the extremities of his wounded enemy. The creature turned upon his back, the little Hindoo regain ed his feet in an instant, striking the prostrate tigor with astonishing quick ness and precision a desperate blow upon the throat, which completely severed the windpipe, at the some mo ment springing with the quickness of thought beyond the reach of the mon ster's claws. The tiger died almost im mediately. Caucasian Greetings. The etiquette of salutation in the Cau casus is extremely elaborate and cere monious. It does not by any means satisfy all the requirements of perfect courtesy to ask a mountaineer how he is, or how his health is, or how be does. You must inquire minutely into the de tails of his domestio economy, manifest the liveliest interest in the growth of his crops and the welfare of bis sheep, and even express a cordial hope that his house is in a good state of repair and his horses and cattle properly protected from any possible inclemency of weather. Furthermore, you must always adapt your greeting to time, place and circum stances, and be prepared to improvise a new, graceful and appropriate salutation to meet any extraordinary exigence. In tbe morning a mountaineer greets an other with: "May your morning be bright I" to which the prompt le joinder is: " And may a sunny day never pass you Dy " a, guest he welcomes with " May your coming bring joy I" and the guest replies: "May a blessing rest upon you. r " When there's will there's a weigh. as the pig said when it broke out of its pen and upset the slop barrel. " When there s swill there's a weigh," as the farmer said, three months afterward. i i t , . . wucu ue cum ma pur. TIMELY TOPICS. Wisconsin's bonntv of 85 for every wolf scalp cost the 'State 816,000 last year, as the wolves are increasing, ana it is suspeuiea iusi me woiveu mo murcu for their scalps. Philadelphia's permanent exhibition is still open, occupying the main build ing of the international exhibition of 1876. Concerts and balls are the chief attractions, and the receipts for a year have reached within about 810,000 of expenses. The Mennonitesare increasing rapidly in Nebraska, Kansas and Minnesota, owing chiefly to the immigration of the Russian Mennonites, who are allowed by the Russian government until 1880 to leave Russia to avoid military enlist ment. There are about 70,000 of this sect in America, about one-tenth of them being in Canada. As an illustration of the prevalent ex travaganoe of dress in our day, it is said that bonnets are selling in Paris just now at incredible prices. A lady can easily procure one for 32, COO. They are made in imitation of lace, but carved in mother-of-pearl and decorated with jewels. Such a figure as 81,250 is esti mated as comparatively cheap. American cigars have recently been advertised in London at very low rates. They have proved to be the cabbage leaf and brown paper brands not un known this side of the water. Says a London newspaper : " These precious commodities are known to be largely formed of a peculiar description of straw paper steeped in tobacco juice, which is manufactured in the United States for this express purpose, and largely ex ported to the Cuban and other markets." M. D. Conway writes from London that " Frank Millet, who, from being a drummer boy in the late American war, became an earnest art student at Ant werp and at Rome, has a charming lit tle chalet near Honfleur, from whose summer house in the garden he can gather figs aud cast their rinds into the sea. Millet bad enough interest iu the battle-field left to lay down his pencil for a time and go off as a war correspon dent iu the East with poor MacGahan, and he has brought back captive a fine specimen of that region a certain Greek-Turk, one Panlo, who, having been his guide out there for a timo, re fused to leave him, and followB him wherever he goes. Paulo is a matchless servant, is able to do anything at all : already since he has been in France he has mastered its best culinary art. and the way he makes up seaside delicacies tor luiuet r lauio is uuca as mjgui m spire even French cooks with envy. An incident of a recent flood in Texas is thus described by the Austin Reveille: A man was carried down by the flood, but managed to get up a swiftly-dissolving bank of earth. He called to his son, who was on high ground above, to bring a rope, and the boy hurriedly obeyed the request, and when be arrived at the edge of the bank and threw the rope over to his father the old man took it in bis hand, aud in a cool tone said to the boy: "Now listen to me, and do as I tell you. If you find you can't hold on when I commence to climb, let go. There's no use in both of us being drowned; I'm here iu the water, and you are safe up there on the bank, so don't let me pull you down. If you find you can't hold the rope, drop it, and run down on the flat and grab for mo as I float by." Tbe boy braced up firmly on. the ground and told bis father to come on, and the old fellow went up the rope like a cat going np a back-yard fence with a bootjack in pursuit. One Hundred and Fifty Years of Law. An intricate suit for the possession of an estate 8 tan field Hall, in Norwich, England, for nearly a century and a half in dispute has just been decided, the trial traversing many strauge experi ences, including a horrible tragedy. xne estate came into the possession of William Jermy in 1735 through mar riage. Mr. Jermy made a will, bequeath ing it in succession to Jacob Preston and his heirs and to Thomas Preston and his heirs, and in default of issue by either of them, to such relative of the name of Jermy nearest akin to the tea tator, and to his heirs forever. These Prestons were relatives of his second wife, and not of the wife through whom he aennired the nroDertv. William Jermy died a year after making the will. and the father of the Prestons, who were both minors, sought out the two Jermys next of kin and prevailed upon them to relinquish all claims upon the estate for 8100 each. The sons dying without heirs, the elder Preston claimed possession by virtue of his purchase, aud entailed it by will npon his son, the Rev. George Preston, and his heirs, forever. The affair became the talk of the country, and pamphlets were printed explaining and attacking it ; but as the Jermys made no attempt to recover the property the matter was forgotten, and for eighty years the Prestons enjoyed the fruits of the bargain. At length one of the Prestons made a bitter enemy of one of his tenants named Rush by a quarrel and lawsuit, which left Rush financially mined, Rush revived tbe old story of how the Prestons (who had adopted the name of Jermy) came into possession of the estate, and made a written agreement with two other claim ants that ke should have the farm at low rates if he put them in possession. Being hard pressed for money, Rush masked himself and went over to the hall one night and murdered Mr. Pres-ton-Jermy and his son, and .severely wounded the son's wife and her maid. The murderer, in spite of the scheme to fix the crime npon the two Jermy claim ants, was brought to trial and hanged. But lately a new claimant appeared, who based his claim npon the assertion that he was a descendant of a Jermy nearer related than the two whose claims were bought by the elder Pres ton. The defendants feet up the statute of limitation, npon which plea they won the case ; and thus, after 150 years. the title is for the first time legally settled. In the Fall. In the fall a silent sadness to the drooping In the fall the woodland's dreamy with the frou frou of tbe leaves And the whir of the partridge, &o. n the fall the hazy gloaming with a purple slorv burns. In the fall Miss Ooorgiana In the Bible plaoes ferns If she has a youDg man to help her gather them. In the fall above the valloy snowy cloudlets stretch for miles, In the fall the Broadway windows are profues with I'aiin styles Much to the joy of the ladies, be it said. In tbe fall the merry songster leaves his pretty summer leas, In tbe fall the politician Is divoroed from rolls or v s For reasons which require no explana tion. In tbe fall all breaBts with reverie are buoyant and elate, In the fall a man will fondly kiss his pretty cousin Kate Or Mary Anne, as the case may be. Ia tbe fall the soul of beauty dwells within the e&rdcns sere. In the fall we are all positive that winter s drawlug near The other fall happenings are too numerous to mention. R. K. Munkittrick in Graphic Items of Interest. Fail ures in England have been hea vie this year than last. " These are the davs." says the Phila delphia Chronicle, " when the man with two hands goes out hunting, ana comes home without any game, and with only one hand." "How long are you going to stay here?" "Why, my little dear?" " Cause i n hungry; ana mamma says we shall have dinner as soon as that dreadful nuisance goes away." The captive balloon, whioh is one of the attractions of the Paris Exposition, is said to have cost nearly 8150,000, and the proprietors pay a ground rent of 83,000. The price for a twenty minutes' ascension is $4 a head. An inquiring man thrust his finger into a horse's mouth to see how many teeth he had. Tho inquiring horse closed his mouth to see how many fingers the man had. The curiosity of each was fully satisfied. This is how James Ferguson, of De troit, came to swim for twenty-one hours among the perilous billows of Lake Ontario: Ferguson was second mate of the Bay Leaf, a lake schooner. One night recently he was knocked over board and, though he shouted lustily for help, the vessel left him in the dark ness. One by one he divested himself of coat, vest and shoes. A soft light in the horizon told him where tue east was and that the moon was rising. Two hours later, when nearly exhausted, he saw a piece of board floating in the moon's glitter. After a long swim this was reached and he got partial rest. He buffeted the waves all night. Next day the sun came out hot on his bare head, but Ferguson never gave up his plank, working toward what he knew must be tbe blue line of tho shore in the distance. He landed safely, but much used up, near tho village of Niagnra. Henry Faxon, of Buffalo, is said never to have reoovered from a fright that Blondin gave him, his nervous system receiving a lasting shock. Blondin was about to start on one of his walks on a rope across the chasm below Niagara Falls. Faxon stood laughing and jest ing on the edge of the precipice over looking the river 1-10 feet below. Blon din, motioned to the bystanders for silence, seized Faxon under both arm pits from behind, and held him for a second or two over the verge. Faxon's countenance when Blondin laid hold of him was irradiated with mirth. Wheu Blondin drew hiin back and dropped him on the green sward, he sank in a heap, horror-stricken. In the next instant, Blondiu, grasping his heavy balancing pole, danced out on his rope beyond the precipice, cud, turning to enjoy the effect of his maneuver, saluted his collapsed friend with a comical ges- Rattlesnake's Bites, As to the remedies for the bite of the rattlesnake, a physician in western Pennsylvania says that whisky is a specific. Ho treats twenty or thirty persons a year for rattlesnake bites. The bites rarely prove fatal when whis ky is used in season. The rattlesnake always strikes at the neck, or as high up as he can get. Iu experiments in Indianapolis every animal put into the snake s cage was strucK iu tue necic. The snake's fang makes a very small -wound, and but little blood escapes. In flammation sets in at onee. The animal struck seems to suffer very little pain, but to be rather in a stupefied condition. Human beings are said to suffer acute pain from the wound. It is not known whether or not the rattlesnake poisons the animals that it desires for food, but it is known that it can swallow its own poison with impunity. It is said also that a human being may swallow rattle snake poison with perfect safety if there is no wound ubout tho mouth. There is one animal invulnerable so far as the rattlesnake is concerned, and that is the hog. The hog wages war upon all snakes, innocent and poisonous, and de stroys them with eagerness. A Mother's Influence, The late Thomas H. Benton, who was so long in public life and surrounded by temptations, paid the following tribute to his mother : " My mother asked me never to use tobacco, and I never touched it from that time to the preaent day ; she ttFked me not to game, and I bave not ; and I cannot tell who is winning or who is losing in games that can be played. ' She admonished mel too, against hard ! drinking, and whatever usefulness I may attain in life, I attribute it to having complied with her pious and correct wishes. When I was seven years of age she asked me not to drink, end then I made a resolution of total abstinence, at a time when I was sole constituent mem Ikt of my own body, and that I have adhered to it through all the time I owe to my mother."