The Elk County advocate. (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, April 18, 1878, Image 4

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    TRilXINGt SIT AGE BEASTS.
Metbeita ef a, Tatar wtm Penile Desire te
Derear Illm.
A New York Sun reporter has had' an
Interview with a wild beast tamer, from
whom we gather the following facte :
"When you want to train lions, or
tigers, or leopards, or hyenas, the pre
paratory steps in all oases are the same.
Yon first get them nsed to yon from the
ontside of the cage, feeding and water
ing them, r peaking to them and some
times touching them through the bars
when they are in-such positions that
they cannot readily get hold of you.
Then you go into the cage to sweep it
out. Keep your broom going never
let them get near enough to you to smell
of yon, or they will snatch you the in
stant after and make them pass you,
driving them about with a whip. W hen
you have them thoroughly familiarized
with your presenoe you may begin their
education. Some trainer in old times
used to clip their claws and put muzzles
on them, but I never did, and never
considered it any use, except, perhaps,
in the case of a leopard that you are
training to jump on your back. Wheth
er yon clip their claws or not, a tiger or
a lion, especially the lion, has force
enough in his arm to mash a man down
almost as you would a fly. And it isn't
right, for the animal needs his claws.
They nre his forks to hold his meat with
when he ents. As for the muzzle, Le
knows whether he has it on or not, just
as well as you do, and the memory of it
has no influence on him when it is notou.
You can't teach wild beasts any great
variety of tricks. You make them rear
up in the corners of the cage, jump over
your whip, through a hoop or bnloon,
or over you, or each other, and you sit
down on them, and that about exhausts
their capabilities for learning. To make
them jump you hold a stick and drive
them over it with your whip, holding it
low at first and gradually raising it. If
you want them to go through a hoop,
hold it with a gate set in under it bo
they can't go beneath, and whin them
through. If you want an animal to rear
up, it may be necessary to have a rope
or chain dropped through the roof of
the cage and either swing about its neck
or fastened to a collar, and when you
whip it and order it to stand up, have a
couple of men above to haul up and
make it stand on its hind legs. After a
few times the rope will not be necessary.
See my splendid tigresses, how they
stand up. They were trained that way.
You must always make them do the same
thing in the same place that is, in the
same corner or in the center of the cage.
If you want to sit on a lion or tiger, got
the animal trained to remain quiet in
one place while you stroke it gently, at
first with the whip, next with your hand,
and finally you can press on it, and at
last sit down on its haunches, but never
cease to keep a sharp look-out upon it
for the slightest sign of treachery. The
old Van Ambnrgh feat of a man putting
his head in a lion's mouth is safest done
with a very docile old lion, well fed and
toothless as possible, but it may be done
with some risk, of course to a young
er brute if he is very good natured, and
you work up to it by gradual familiar
ities about his head, opening his mouth,
and so on. With a tiger the best plan
is to let it alone. When you feed them
scraps of meat while you are in the cage,
never take in much, and of that you
have, see that it is free from bones and
cut in such small chunks that one of
them may be swallowed nt a single
schloop. Toss it to them. Don't hold
it in your hand, or they'll take hand and
all, without noticing the difference, per
haps. Firing guns and pistols always
exoites them, but I can't say that I
think it frightens them at all after they
have found out once that it does not
hurt them. You must watch them all
the time. Never trust them for an in
stant. If you study them as you should
and know your business properly, you
will understand their every look and
motion, every curl of the lip, switch of
the tail, tremor of the muscles, and
quiver of the cruel claws. All those
things are the animal's language, and if
it is strange to you so much the worse
for you. For instance, you may whip a
lion for five minutes when he is sulking
in a corner without any danger, and
then suddenly you see the look warning
you that one blow more will bring him
on you with the force of a thunderbolt
and the mad fury of a demon. No, it is
pot a threatening look at you, and it
isn't emphasized with any growl. He
just sits up and seems to gaze off into
the distance, with a far-away, dreamy
look in his eyes. Strike him then and
you will hnvo to battle for your life in a
second after. Affect to disregard him
and turn your whip to another beast,
and in a few moments his fear of you
may return to him, and his desperate
courage will have gone. -But you must
be able to see when that time comes
again. A lion is a bod animal to have
any misunderstandings with.
"There is no truth in those stories
that sometimes get about of animal
tamers wearing shirts of mail and thick
clothing. Cooper used to wear sole
leather leggings, but I never thought
they were any good. So far as safety is
concerned, I'd just as lieve go naked
among the animals if they had once got
used to seeing me outside' that way. But
whatever else you do or don't wear,
never go among them without something
in your hand to strike them. After they
are onoe trained a stick, or even a straw,
will do, until they find out that it doesn't
hurt them. When that time comes
though especially if you are among
tigers look out Remember always
the law of love is unknown to them, and
nothing can be relied upon except ter
ror. The more cruel you are wheu
cruelty is needed, and with judgment, of
course, the longer you will probably
live among them. There are some crazy
beasts that you can never tame. We
have a lion of that sort here. No kind
ness can reach him; no force short of
death could subdue him. We call him
crazy, but he is just devilish, and that
he always will be. He lives for nothing
but the hope of killing somebody or
something. Once in Augusta, Ga., he
got out, bounded over into a pen twelve
feet high whore a yak was confined, and
killed that yak in less than forty seconds.
He never looses a chance to make a grab
at anybody he thinks may be within
reaching distance. There never was a
wickeder brute, but he is a splendid
looking one. Just see him, and take
caret Man alive, that was a close caJl I
He wasn't asleep, but just pretending."
The four tigresses trained for per
formances are deemed worth $32,000,
but a good tiger, unbroken, is not worth
more than $2,500. Lions are worth
about $2,000 to $2,600 each: uantherR.
$600; jaguars, $400; hyenas, $250, if
untrained; leopards, $250 to 400, accord
ing to their kind. The cheetah, or
hunting leopard, would be worth $1,200,
probably, but there is not one in this
country to-day. Mr. Reiohe, four 'or
five years ago, imported two, and sold
them for about $2,500, but they Lave
both died of consumption, a disease that
carries off more tropical animals in men
ageries than al other causes combined,
FOR THE TOUKG PEOPLE.
They Dlda'l Think.
Onoe trap was baited
With a pieoe of cheese;
It tickled io a little monie
It almost made him sneeze t
An old rat said, " There's danger,
Be careful where yon go 1"
' Nonsense I" said the other,
" I don't think yon know 1"
Bo he walked in boldly
Nobody In sight
First he took a nibble,
Then he took a bite,
Close the trap together
Snapped as quick as wink,
Catohing mousey fast there,
'Cause he didn't think.
Onoe a Httle.turkey,
Fond other own way,
Wouldn't ask the old ones
Where to go or stay
She said, " I'm not ft baby,
Ilere I am half-grown;
Snrely I am big enongh
To ran about alone 1"
Off she went, but somebody
Hidiog saw her pass;
Boon like snow her feathers
Covered all the grass.
So Bhe made a suppor
For ft sly young mink,
'Cause she was so headstrong
That she wouldn't think.
Onoe there was ft robin,
Lived outside the door,
Who wanted to go inside
And hop upon the floor.
" Ho, no," said the mother,
" You must stay with me;
Little birds are safest
Sitting in a tree."
" I don't care," Baid Robin,
And gave his tail fling,
' I don't think the old folks
Know quite everything."
Down he flew, and Kitty seized him,
Before he'd time to blink.
" Oh," he cried, "I'm sorry,
But I didn't think."
Now, my little children,
You who read this song,
Don't you see what troub.e
Comes from thinking wrong?
And can't you take a warning m
From their dreadful fate,
Who began their thinking
When it was too late ?
Don't think there's always safety
Where no danger shows,
Don't suppose you know more
Than anybody knows; '
But when you're warned of ruin,
Pause upon the brink.
And don't go under headlong,
'Cause you didn't think.
PhitlM Cary.
"Doodle Bars."
It is a known fact that nearly every
thing in nature likes music; snakes have
danced to it, mice have come from their
holes and listened with rapt attention,
and even bugs are not insensible.
" We call the Doodle Bugs up any
time we have a mind," said some little
girls to me one day when I was teaching
school in Western Virginia.
"Doodle Bugs?" said I. "I never
heard of such things."
" Would you like to see them ?" asked
one.
" Most assuredly," I answered.
Then the little girl led me forth to the
ruins of an old log school-house, roofless
and floorless, and, joining hands, they
squatted upon the ground, forming a
ring, and began chanting in the most
musical tones they cnuld command:
" Uncle Doodle, Uncle Doodle, Uncle
Do-o-dle Hugs .'"
I looked on in astonishment, for I
could see nothing but hard baked earth.
There seemed not a living thing visible ;
bat the children kept up their chant
some three or four minutes, when I
noticed the ground began to heave in
little spots and tiny heads peeped out,
soon followed by half or the whole body
of a dirt colored beetle.
When the children stopped singing
the little things scampered back into
their holes.
This struck me as very singular. But
then we are constantly meeting with
strange things in Bugdom. It is like
fairy laud if we only become interested.
There are many, many kinds of beetles
called coleopterous insects, because they
have wing cases; that is they have shells
or cases on their backs, under which they
fold their wings, some kinds using them
so very seldom that we would never
know that they had wings. A great
many live under ground, and others on
the trees, flowers and grain. Indeed,
there is scarce a place where you may
not find them.
All of you know that the ugly cater
piller becomes a butterfly, but some of
you may not know that nearly every
worm you can find, turns out some day
to be a creature with wings.
Almost every child who has lived in
the country has noticed, and perhaps
been very much amused with the Bill
Chafer, or Tumble Bug, as we call it
here in New Jersey. How they seem to
be playing with marbles right in the
middle of the road on hot, dusty days !
How they push and tumble, and get
their jackets all dusty in their efforts 1
Sometimes it takes two or three beetles
to roll their ball up an elevation or ovet
some impediment in the way.
Did you never wonder what all such
work meant, or did you suppose it was
just the way those bugs have of amusing
themselves? I can remember when I
thought so myself. But after I became
older I began to woudor where the bugs
got the balls, what they were made of,
and what they were going to do with
them. I have since found it out, and it
is all very interesting.
They make the balls out of the excre
tions of animals, in which they deposit
an egg, leaving it in the sun until it is
baked almost as hard as a marble; then
begins their work. They toil and strug
gle until they get the balls three feet
under ground. Then the little one is
left in its spherical home from early
September until the next spring, as
warm and oozy as you please, growing
larger and larger until it bursts from its
shell, a little worm with six legs, and
creeps up to the surface of the ground;
or, as some say, they remain in the balls
until they become chrysalids, and come
out beetles or tumble bugs, ready to be
gin tumbling and pushing like their
mothers before them. A. E. C. Ander-ion.
The fever tree i Vuo.ahmttit nlnhiUi
so aitenaivelv Hrt,r.ilvl fnr if a moHoi
- -f w awe UUiVIM
properties (it was supposed to drive
away fevers wherever planted), has at
length been the object of special inves
tigation at scientific hands. It is found
that there are no medical properties in
the plant itself. The immensely rapid
growth requijes an immense supply of
moisture, and, hence, the plants make
wet ground dry by the sheer demand of
the roots for moisture. In so far as
they dry swampy ground, the tree! Br0
good sanitary agent,
THE BATTLE OF SEDAN.
Victor Iloao'e Denerlpilon of the
Croat
Mermaa Victory.
Let us define the situation.
The Germans have numerical strength
on their side; they are three to one, four,
perhaps; they confess to having 250,000
men, but it is oeitain that their line of
attack was thirty kilometres in length;
they hold the positions, crowd the
heights, fill the forests, they are covered
by all the steeps, they are masked by all
the shadows, they have matchless artil
lery. The French army is in a hollow,
almost without artillery and ammuni
tion, naked under their grape-shot. The
Germans have ambush on their side, the
French have on theirs nothing but he
roism. It is a fine thing to die, but a
good thing to surprise.
This achievement at arms is a sur
prise. Is it fair war ? Yes, but if this be fair
war, what is foul war ?
The same thing.
Thus much said, the battle of Sedan
is recounted.
We would stop here. But we cannot.
Great though the horror of the historian
be, history is a duty, and duty must be
fulfilled. There is no more imperious
slope than this; to tell the truth, who
ever ventures upon it rolls to the bot
tom. It must be so. The judge is
doomed to justice.
The battle of Sedan is more than a
battle which is fought; it is a syllogism
which finishes itself; dread premedita
tion of destiny. Fate never hurries,but
always attains its goal. Its hour strikes
and it is there. It lets years go by.then,
when least thought of, it appears. Sedan
is the fatal unexpected. From time to
time, in history, divine logio makes sor
ties. Sedan is one of these sorties.
So, on the 1st of September, at five
o'clock in the morning, the world awoke
under the sun and the French army
under the thunderbolt.
Bayeilles takes fire, Givonne takes
fire, Floing takes fire; the thing begins
by a furnace. The whole horizon is
aflame. The French camp is in this
crater, stupefied, seared, startled, in a
funeral swarm. A ring of thunderbolts
encircles the army. Extermination hems
it in.
This immense murder is carried on on
all sides at once. The French resist,
and they are terrible, for they have
nothing left them but despair. Our guns,
almost all old-fashioned and carrying
badly, are immediately dismounted by
the terrible and precise aim of the Prus
sians. The density of the rain of shells
upon the valley is such that " the earth
is ruled," says a witness, " as by a rake. "
How many guns? Eleven hundred, at
least. Twelve German batteries on the
Moncelle only; the third and fourth
abtheilung, a frightful artillery on the
crests of Givonne, with the Second Horse
Battery in a reserve; opposite Doigny.ten
Saxon and two Wurtemberg batteries;
the curtain of trees in the wood north of
Villers-Cernay conceals the mounted
abtheilung with the Third Heavy Artil
lery as a reserve, and from this gloomy
thicket is poured a formidable fire; the
twenty-four pieces of heavy artillery
form a battery in the clearing near the
road from La Moncelle to La Chapelle;
the battery of the Royal Guird sets fire
to the wood de la Garenne; the bombs
and the bullets riddle Suchy, Franche
val, Fauru-Saint Rerny, and the valley
between Heibes and Givonne; and the
triple and quadruple row of guns ex
tend, without a break, to the calvary of
Illy, the most remote point of the hori
zon. The German soldiers, seated or re
cumbent before the batteries, look upon
the artillery doing its work. The French
soldiers fall and die. Among the corpses
which cover the plane is one, thot of an
officer, upon which they find, after the
battle, a sealed paper containing this
order, signed by Napoleon: "This Sep
tember 1 rest for the whole army." The
valiant Thirty-fifth Regiment of the Line
disappears almost entirely under the
crushing mass of shells; the brave mari
nes hold the Saxons and Bavarians in
check for an instant, but being overflow
ed on all sides, fall back; the whole ad
mirable cavalry of Margueritte's Divi
sion, hurled against the German infantry,
stops and breaks down when half way
on its road, exterminated, says the Prus
sian report, " by well directed and quiet
fire." This filled of carnage has three
issues, all of which are closed: the Bouil
lon road by the Prussian Guard, the
Carignan road by the Bavarians, and the
Mezrieres road by the vVurtembergers.
The French have not thought of barricad
ing the viaduct of the railroad; three Ger
man battalions have occupied it all night;
two isolated houses on the Balan road
might have been the pivot of a prolonged
resistance, but the Germans hold them;
the Montvillors Park, at Bayeilles, deep
and full of thick foilage, might have pre
vented the Saxons, who are masters of
La Moncelle, and the Bavarians, who
are masters of Bayeilles from effecting a
junction, but the French have been fore
stalled, and the Bavarians are seen there,
cutting away the hedges with their
sickles.
The Gorman army moves all of a piece
with absolute unity: the Prince of Sax
ony is on the hill of Mairy, whence he
commands the scene. In the French
army the command oscillates at the out
set of the battle; at 5.45 McMahon is
wounded by the fragment of a shell; at
seven o'clock Ducrot takes his place; at
ten o'clock Wimpfen takes Ducrot's.
From minute to minute the wall of
fire approaches, the thunder-roll is con
tinuous, a sinister pulverizing of 90,000
""'mug use ii was ever witness
ed never did an army sink under such
a falling mass of grape. Atone o'clock
all is lost. The regiments take refuge,
pell-mell, in Sedan. But Sedan begins
to burn; Le Disjonval burns, the ambu
lances burn; nothing but a dash
through the lines is possible. Wimpfen,"
oruve ana nrm, suggests it to the JSm
poror. The thirty-eight zouaves, mad
dened, have set the example, being
parted from the remainder of the army,
they have made their way through the
foe and reached Belgium. A plight of
lions.
Suddenly, above the disaster, above
the enormous heap of slain and dying
men, above all this hapless heroism ap
pears shame. The white flag is hoisted.
There were there Turenne and Vau
ban both present one in his statue,
the other in his citadel.
The statue and the citadel assisted at
the horrible capitulation. The two vir
gins, one of bronze, the other of granite,
telt themselves prostituted. O august
brow of our country I O, eternal blush
of shame I
In a party of ladies, on its being re
ported that a Captain Silk had arrived
in town, they exclaimed, with one ex
ception : " What a name for a soldier 1"
" The fittest name in the world for a
captain," rejoined the witty one, "for
silk can never be worsted."
At a recent Indiana wedding in a
crowded church, the brida bad to remain
st ated duriDg the cerornony. There
j was standing groom only. '
AN OLD-TIME ADVERTISEMENT.
The Variety Faralabrd by Country Mtere
Seventy Tear Ao.
The Boston Journal says : " In look
ing over an old copy of the Norfolk
Repotitofy, published at Deadham,
Mass., in 1805 by Herman Mann, the
following rhymed advertisment brought
to mind some reminiscences of the
author, who, for many years, was a
prominent and nsefnl citizen of Norfolk
County. Samuel Temple, born in
Orange, Mass., May, 1770, was gradu
ated from Dartmouth College. He was
an excellent teacher, a ready writer and
the author of several standard books,
among which were "Temple's Arith
metic," and a primary reader entitled
" The Child's Assistant," both of which
enjoyed great popularity. He was also
the author of several musio books. Later
in life he kept for several years a coun
try store in a building then standing on
a portion of the site of "Thayer
Tavern," at Dorchester and Milton
Lower Mills. He afterward removed
across the bridge into Milton, where he
died in 1815. The arch alluded to in
the advertisement was erected over the
bridge at the dividinar line of the towns
of Dorchester and Milton to commemo
rate the 'ratification of Jay's Treaty, al
though not built until two years after that
notable event. It bore in letters of gold
the following inscription : " We unite
in defense of our country and of its laws,
1798." The zeal and spirit with which
the event was celebrated is still fresh in
the traditions of the locality. The ad
vertisement is a true picture of an old
time country store, and as such can
hardly fail of interesting all classes of
readers, apart from the rhyming art so
freely displayed :
ADVERTISEMENT EXTRA.
To be sold at the store opposite the Arch
over Milton Bridge, the followiug articles vis :
Salt Pork and Powder, Shot A Flints
Cheese, Sugar, Bum & Peppermints
Tobacco, Raisins, Flour Spice
rias, uoiren, wool ana sometimes nice
Old Holland Gin and Gingerbread
Brandy & Wine, all sorts of Thread
Segars I keep, sometimes one bunch ;
Materials an lor making 1'uncn.
Biscuit and Butter, Eggs and Fishes
MolasseB, Beer and Earthen Dishes
Books on such subjects as you'll find
A proper food to feast the mind.
Hard Soap & Candles, Tea A Snuff,
Tobacco pipes perhaps enough ;
Shells, Chocolate Stetson's Hoes
As good as can be (I suppose)
Straw Hats, Oat Baskets, Oxen Muzzles
A thing which many people puzzles
Knives, Forks, Spoons, Plates, Mugs, Pitchers,
Platters
A Gun with Shot wild geese bespatters
Spades, Shovels, Whetstones, Scythes, & Bakes
As good as any person ever mates
Shirts, Frocks, Shoes, Mittens, also Hose
And many other kinds of Clothes
Shears, Scissors, Awls, Wire, Bonnet Paper "
Old Violin and Cat Gut Scraper
Tubs, Buckets, PaiU and Pudding Pans
Bandanna Handkerchief s A Fans
Shagbarks and Almonds, Wooden Boxes
Stoei Traps, (not stout enough for Foxes
But excellent for holding Bats
When they allude the Paws of Cats)
I'vo more than Forty kinds of Drugs
Some good for Worms and some for Bugs
Lee's Anderson's fc Dexter Pills
Which cure at least a hundred Ills
AstringentB, Laxatives, Emetics
Cathartics, Cordials, Diuretics,
Narcotics, Stimulants & Pnn gents
With half ft dozen kinds of Unguents
Perfumes most grateful to the Nose
When mixed with Snuff or dropd on clothes
One Medicine more (not much in fame)
Prevention is its real name
An ounce of which (an author Bays)
Outweighs ft Ton of Bemeiies
I've many things I shall not mention
To sell them cheap is my intention
Lay out a dollar when you come
And you shall have ft glass of Hum
N. B. Since man to man is so unjust
Tis bard to say whom I can trust
Ive trusteJ many to my sorrow
Pay me to-day. I'll trust to-morrow
Dorchester, Jane, 1805.
An Inn In Japan.
The certainty of having a pleasant
resting-place after the toil and trouble of
the day is one of the charms of pedestri
anism in Japan. From the moment the
threshold is crossed to the moment of
departure the visitor is the object of un
ceasing solicitude on the part of every
one connected with the establishment,
from highest to lowest If it is mid-day,'
and he has arrived hot, dusty, and a
little tired, after a long morning's tramp,
the whole force of the establishment
ushers the visitor into a pretty, light
apartment, looking on to one of those
marvellous miniature gardens in which,
covering a space of a few feet, the
mountains, woods, rivers, and floods of
an entire province are represented. By
one neatly dressed, pleasant looking
damsel his boots are taken off and his
feet bathed in hot water; a second fans
him and keeps up a voluble patter of
conversation ; a third on her knees offers
him refreshing tea and sweetmeats;
while tbo host himself, with another de
tachment of waitresses, is helping the
coolies to unpack the box containing the
European food. Everything that meets
the eye is contrived to please it. There
are vases with flowers dotted about; from
the wood-work outside are suspended
gayly-colored lanterns, or festoons of
glass through which the wind makes a
soothing musio, so that by the time the
traveler has finished his repast, has
smoked a pir e, and perhaps drunk a cup
of " Saki with the host, ho feels thor
oughly refreshed and in capital humor
to resume his journey. All this enjoy
ment in nrocured nt a. tnerelv nominal
cost, and the present of some bread or
European liquor to the house at leaving
yrings out the whole establishment, who
say oayonara" mat is, "uooa-Dy-
witn their foreheads on the mats.
Brazil has a Baron of Mosquito.
Happy Brazil ! If Ohia were only bar
ren of mosquitoes, now 1 Cincinnati
isreaRjast Table.
mpiRori in.mvr. ; : fliQipnn . i iron's
. . ... . , .
fail to prooure Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for all diseases incident to the period of teeth
ing In children. It relieves the child from nain.
cures wind oolic, regulates the bowels, and, by
k ivuig rouei mu utMiiu to me omra, gives rest to
iuu luuuier. u is an oia and weii-inea remedy.
RMtDS Tm HrnH.
To one pound of flour add two teaspoonfuls
Dooley's Yeast Powder, a little salt, butter tbe
siza of an ecir rubbed in the flour, one nint
sweet milk, and the yolks of two eggs beaten
very light. Add last, stirring in lightly, the
whites of the eggs well beaten, and bake in a
square pau in a quick oven. Break in squares
u. wa utuio.
" CHEW
The Celebrated
" Matohliss "
Wood Tag Plug
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If there U a person in the United States who
uues mn anow or j onnaon Anodyne Ijniinant,
we hope this paraerranh 'will reach that
sou'i eye, and that he will write us for panto-
v- w w more TtuaAwe uim gold,
Peeallnr People.
Old bachelors who never smoke.
People who will suffer from cbronlo Indiges
tion, constipation and torpid liver or " bil
iousness," when L. Pieroe'e Golden Medical
Discovery ftnd Pleasant Purgative Pellets are
known to be reliable and speedy remedies for
these diseases.
Old maids who do not lore eats.
People who have oatarrh, annoying ftnd dis
gusting every one around them, when Dr.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy Is known to be ft potent
remedy for this disease.
Women who do not love babies.
Women who will suffer from all those pain
ful diseases to whioh the sex is heir, when Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription is admitted by
every lady who uses it to be an efficient remedy
for these maladies.
People who believe their progenitors were
pes.
People who will read about "Helen's Babies,"
and "That Husband of Mine," and "That
Wife of Mine," and " That Mother-in-law of
Mine," and " That Son-in-law of Mine," and
yet fail to read about Ihemtelvrn in " The Peo
ple s Uommon sense neaicai Adviser.
Christians auarrelina with each other on
their way to Heaven.
i'eople wno will seen neaun at rasmonable
watering places, smothering at Saratoga or
Long Branch, or sscriflcing themselves to
uranara diet " at water uures ana neaun
Institutes, when the magnificent Invalids'
Hotel, at .Buffalo, oners ail tne elegant com
forts of the finest hotels, combined with tbe
best sanitary advantages, Russian, Turkish,
and plunge baths, gymDasium, etc., and Is
siiuatea in sua near some oi tne nnest natural
scenory in the Empire State.
1 lie most peculiar or all are tne people wno
road these paragraphs and fail to profit
by them.
Highly Important to Fakuerh. The man
ufacturers of Sheridan's Cavalry Condition
Powders inform us that their powder wi l ef
fectually preveat hog cholera and all other dis
eases in hogs, and that they will increase the
size and weight one quarter. Large discounts
to persons owning two to three hundred hogs.
Established 1865. To obtain the highest mar
ket price and quick returns. Shippers of f arm-
trues, produce, fruit, etc., enouid try tL. u.
Acker, 105 Park Place, New York.
tlllnn.n... and llanrinrh
cured by taking Quirk's Irish Tea. Price 25
cts. per package. Hold by druggists.
" A Farmer's Son or Daughter." Bee Adv't.
The Ureateat Discovery of the Age is Dr.
fobiu' celebrated Venetian Liniment I 80 rear before
the pablio, and warranted to a ore Diarrhea, Dysentesy,
Oolto, and Spasms, taken Internally ; and Oronp, Ohranie
Rheumatism, Sore Throats, Onta, Brniaea, Old Boras,
and Pains in the Limb, Baok, and Cheat, externally.
It ha never (ailed. No famMy will ever be without it
after onos giving It a fair trial. Prloe, 40 eente. Da.
TOBIAS VENETIAN HORSRJ LINIMENT, In Pint
Bottles, at one Dollar, is warranted superior to any
other, or NO PAY, for tbe cure of Oolic, Onta, Braises,
Old Sore, eto. Sold by all Druggists. Depot-IO Park
Place, New York.
The markets,
aiw xobs.
Beef Cattle Ratlve 0R9 19
Texas and Cherokee.... OtUifis 09
Milch Oows tO 00 (70 00
Hogs Live 03HQ OS
Airessea. "
Sheep 08 09
Lambs 07 Q 07
Ootton Middling 097, 10'4
Flour Western Good to Choice.,.. R 8 J 7 75
State Good to Choice 6 8J & 7 7
Buckwheat per ewt 135 AlU
Wheat Bed Western 1 80 i 1 84
No. a Milwaukee 1 at id 119
Bye Slate 81
Barley State 61 (4 6)
Darley Malt (6 57
Buckwheat 80 (4 88
Oats Mixed Western 89 Q 86
Corn Mixed Western...... 4 a 68
Hay. perowt...... 70 (4 80
Straw per ewt 45 (S 50
Hops 7's 01 60'i ......77's 0t (4 10
Pork Mess 10 SO (10 75
Lard City Steam 07K3 08V
Fish Mackerel, No. 1, new 17 00 (41 S 00
" no. g, new ou oiu uu
Dry Cod, per ewt 5 00 (4 I 2X
Berlins. Scaled, per box 17 (4 18
Petroleum Crude 09;90.1 Refined, 11
Wool California Fleece jo (4 M
Texas " 80 (4 88
Australian " U 9 il
State XX 41 (4 44
Butter State 85 (4 87
Western Oholoe. 18 (4 31
Western Good to Prime,.. . 85 (4 61
Western Firkins II A 13
Cheese State Factory 13X& 14
ntate Hximmea.. .......... us C4 "
Western 12K( 18V
Eggs State and Penuevlvanta 11 (4 11X
BUITALO.
Flour , t 03
Wheat No. 1 Milwaukee 1 M
9 SCO
9 141
A 49
wru uiaeu.......
Oats
44
80
74
76
80
83
74
78
82
09V
cev
Rye........
Barley
Barley Malt
VI1ILADXLPHIA
Beef Cattle Extra 0S3
Sheep 05!(4
Hogs Dressed 05XO
riour ivunsyivania Ultra. ........ 1 11
Wheat hod Western 1 25
By 71
1
(4 1 )
(4 7S
Corn TeHow 64
61
Mix-.d 63
53.V
83
11 '
84
81
49
08 V
Oats Mixi.d 83
Petroleum Jrude.
.COfcgOW Refined,
Wool Colorado 81
Texas 91
Oalilornla 81
BOSTON.
Beef Cattle.. 08
Sheep...,. OS
Hogs 06
Floor Wiaoooain and Minnesota. . . 1 16
Oorn Mixed...... 68
9 T26
9 6
Oats " 83
85
64
41
07
09
10
08
Wool Ohio and Pennsylvania XX. . . 6H
California at
BBIOBTOH. MASS.
B-..i tlattle........... .... OAKA
Sheep. 06 (4
Lambs 07 (4
Horf 07k(4
WATKBTOW. UH.
Boof Cattle Poor to Oholoe 4 60 (4 6 0
Sheep 1 00 (4 7 0(1
loo'.na i on (4 1 75
TDI Y Novelties, Notione, Illustrated CaUlo(ue free
1 w Ag-eni. Boeum
i Novelty Co., Boeton. Mass
CLOCKS
E- lNw.RAIIA.fr .V .M.
Superior iq design. Not equaled
in quality, or m umekeepera.
Aak your Jeweler for them
Agency-8 Oortlandt St., N. V
BEAT OOODfl AT I.AWEHT PRTrfN
ram.l IwjT VlalTJIx.V.r
lllut. Catalogut t lcturm. 3 Hooki.
Circulars Frbb. Outwits Wanted.
Iir-IO MUSICAL ClBIKtl. I THEO. a. UAItBACH,
ii arrow a Hunaan. i 0FubertSt.,l'hilad'a, Pa.
HOSPHO-NUTRITINE.
The Beat vitamins onio.
Relieving Mental and fbyslcal
PB08TB.ATIOK.
'KERVOUSKZSS, DEBILITT.
TIMALB 'WEAKNB88.
And all lmpalrrnenta of Brain
aua xierve System.
HDr.sgl.u. Depot, 8 Piatt St.. XT. T,
Consnmption Can Be Corel.
PriiMONA ( a, r Attain remetiu fnr the cure of
t'0Vt;ltTIOtt and all dieearos of the l.uiure
and Throata It mri borate the brain, tones up tbe
BjBtem, makes the weak strong, und pleasant to take.
Price One Dollar per bottle at Druggists er sent by the
Proprietor on receipt of prioe. A pamphlet eon tan ing
valuable advice to CoDHiimptlvret many certificates
of actual cubes, and full motions for usinc aooom-
panine acn Dot ii a, or will be Mtntjrfui any anareae.
unt Att u. jtiuftKa. i s uoruanai mteer,, new worm.
TAKE IT EASY.
Common-Sense Chairs
and Rockers.
With or Without Mtadinf Tatl:
For sale b tha trade. Manufac
tured bf If. A. SIMl'I.Al 11,
Bend Stamp for Illuatrated Prioe
Kvrry Chair Stamped and War.
ranua,
ETERY YEAR YOU LOSE
More thaa one ooate-Oors alwara risht-Mo par till
Uatad and suited ; no risk, we pa freight ; be your own
Acant and save eommiaaiona. Fin-Ton Hal Boalee,
eomplat (aona batter) S50. UUrU. Band tat tree
Priaa List all aiw goalee and jsd ;e tor jonraelf. '
JONK8 OF BINOHAMTON, Bunhamton, N. Y.
BABBITT'S TOILET SOAPe
TIarTTfJieKl
aW
TotUtsud lbs Beta.
No vuficlal maA
deetplivs odor it)
omvm ewaim an4
daitUrious laffiWt
Dia. A fur vtvno4
wtMUfeuiwrUeael
tha BuMifecuirar el
&n' bat jMrfeeUi
md now the
M. T. iVetvw-i Mmm
eblls Tke FINEST TwlXET OAP the WarU
r?or U) In th Nurwy It M.Nf OuaK
kaiai boa.
to arm ue Ulum iu com to him ku"- uuij
LtOlaU hoi, oOQUlfliu I 01 Of OSS. M W
kete as rii
tut of H eoiiU. AMrsrt
0
i ji rv
0 -xsxtw aV
A
irjniT
'IK
MME. DEMOEEST'S
ILLUSTRATED PORT-FOLIO
FOR THE SPRING AND SUMMER OF 1878.
.
A ISrfJ mmu DCKMlilHl
Oeatalnint erar BOO LAUGH ILLUSTRATIONS of the
useful deslcn for Ladies and Children's Dress, un m - . . .
aaaUrial required, eta, eto. rer Lad want, this book of Lars Illustrations
of the naw striae. Prioe, 16 eenta post-free.
Address MME, DEMOHE8T, 17 East 14tU Street.
MME. DEMOEEST'S
WHAT TO WEAR
FOR THE SPRING AND SUMMER OF 1878.
A BOOK OP 160 PAGES.
Containing full and complete information, profusely
Dress, inoludinc Materials, Trimming, Laeee, Trammc, vreaain ana nnrnmi w
tumes of all descriptions, Jewelry, Coiffures. Millinery, etc, ate., with full instructions
la prase Makinc, and raluable Information for Merchants, Milliners, Dress
Makers, and Ladles fenerallr. Price, 16 cents, post-free.
Addn
A HEW, BIAUTIJUI., EHTKBTAIHINO
The Demorest Quarterly
Printed on tne tinted and calendered paper, splendidly
various topies, and a brilliant display of the leading
Yearly, IO cents, post-free.
Address W. JENNINOS DEMOHEST, IT East 14th Street.
BmqwVs BitoifOHiAL Tboobbs, for oongtaB and oolrls
& 4 t A d CAn he made on a Portable Horia Konn-
-A-a f n. m-i- stir. at-n - A tan
'4 JL' " huh. 'ive C-""t fi"i rvp ouu ct'( V'laiarioi
bend for o italogtie to Uhapmaw A Co., Madipon. fnrt.
A FABMER, a Farmer's Son or Daughter,
Hat Fun kb end Fixtithkh ti I. fin addition to tbe
protlte,) receive FRKR a complete rig of Kellis Fork
and Patent Unnvt-yr, for depotntinc Hny or Straw in
mow or on tstack. Ala? man'frs Nut Shell Hay Carrier.
Pulleyn and tirarmlee; ArI'I Steels, Nellie' Cast TVoI
Sterl Casting!, (Plnw-Hhnres from this tW cn be
welded, worked Into ohifnle or edged tool;) Ornamen
tal Fencing for public grounds, cemeterieo, or farms.
rampnieie rree. n. u. MjIjIO t tu., rntsnnrgn, rn.
THE BEST FERTILIZERS.
Per ton si followi :
(JFNtTINB No. 1 rEKUVf AN GUANO, fM.
Huiwl Cnit'a 8nrr PhoflphsU of Urns, $40.
Ihml.l Kfiflned Pntutrctie, 21 IB.
Ammnntaled Animal Mutter (Hons, Mt,
itnrt Hloo tli, anrntiftird for tti prkt, $23.M,
flrniirtfl nrn. 111 A f m.
!l.
PERUVIAN
GUANO.
Kent I -nm! rust or. s pr inn, IB twrrels.
H.-iid lor TWKNTY-THIHD aaausl Mm-
.WARRANTED
phlcl. Order direct of
h. b. wnirrmu.
Dealer In Agricultural Tmplfmtnti and FertiHurra,
CO Courtlaudt Street, New York.
IAN08 & ORGANS ?,s
AT FACTORY
rpit. ISrcrtt
iirtlnn to
close out pre'fnt stock of 500 New and second-hand
instruments oi nve nr-scci'SB maKorp. miiy wnrraniva
and at prices tht DEFY COMPETITION for this
clans of instrument. AUKiN i WAtvrr.u lor
WATERS' SUPKRTOR BULL ORGAN and
PIANOS. Illustrnted CaUlognes Mai ed. HORACIC
WATttR SONS, Manafaotnrer! and Dealers, 4if
p ivni urn ni.. An luia, ironmni ravuia ivi
HHUNI.XSBRS Celebrated PRKMIUM ORGANS.
EVERETT HOUSE,
Frontinp: Union Square
MEW YORK.
Finest Location in the City.
European Piaa Restaurant Pnsnrpassefl.
KF.RXEft A WKA VKR, Proprietor
USE THE
Peerless
Wringer.
IT IS THE BEST.
tf. T. Office 103 Chamber Street
CTORY CINCINNATI. O.
DR. VISTAR'S
Balsam of Wild Cherry.
This well known remedy has effected so many
Wonderful Cures,
And restored to man sufferers to Health, that ft la
Mruoea dj aji wno nave expexienoea lie virtues m
THE STANDARD REMEDY
For the prompt relief and euro of
Couchst Colds, Bore Throat. Hoarseness,
Whooplnsr Coach, Influenza. Bronchitis,
Difficulty of Ilreatblnsr, Asthma, Diph
theria. Croup, Pain In the Bide and
Breast, Splttlnsr of Blood, Quinsy
Phthisic, and every Affection
or xu
THROAT. LUNGS AID CHEST,
racLUDiHa
CONSUMPTION.
Xf vow have a Cough,
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM.
JJ you Have a Cold
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM.
If you have a Sore Throat,
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM.
Mfveu have Bronchitia,
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM.
If you have Atthma,
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM
Mfyou have lnflutnma,
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM
If you have Whooping Cough,
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM
Mfyou have Croup,
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM
If you have Conaumption,
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM
If you are Uoarae,
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM
Tor all IHmeaaea of the liunga,
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM.
Wor all IHeeaaea of the Throat,'
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM
for all Diaeaaem of the Cheat,
USE WISTAR'S BALSAM
Prepared by HTH W. FOWUI A BONA, 86 Harri
ses Arena. Boston, and sold by ell PniffillS, 4H)
Hols afid II seoUls.
OF FASHIONS
m.i .a iiMarta Paces
- -
at It LX.-. mtAmrA A ft A
Latest and Best I Itr . nui
illustrated on ererr department of Ladles' and Children's
MME. DEMOltEST, IT Eiist 14th Street.
AHD COMPKEHEHSI VB FAMILY FAFEB :
Journal of Fashions,
Illustrated, combining Bntertalnlnc Literature on
styles tor Ladies' and Children's Dress. Price, 6 eente;
rXTTNTQ KETOI.TKRH. Price List free. Addrec
UUnO Oroat Western Gnu Works, Pittahnnr.Pa,
$2500
ayear. A (rents wonted everywhere, Baa
Inemsti lctly liaiilniate.Psrtlcularsfree
Address J.Wobth Co., St. Louie, Mo.
fiTlfl I ITfl retxil price WSSSOonlrgflfl. PIANOS
I Hit ANN retail price Hi I O nly I 35. Great
UUUAllU barga ns. BKATTY, Washington, W. J.
S3S0
A Month. Axtints wanted.
3t beat Mil
Address JAY HKONHON, Detroit. Miob
Idit articles In the world. One sample frmm
Ladies Desiring Employment
Mar hear of an agreeable Lady-like oc on pat (on for a
few hour each day, by which they can earn from 9 1 Q
to 2 a week. Address John Cooper, care O. W.
Carl ton A Co., Madieon Bqtisre, New York.
$10 to $25
A DAY HCKIC made
Aa-ents selling our Uhrotnoe
Crayons, Viet are and Cbro
mo Cards. 1 samples,
worth jdf sent, post-paid,
for 85 Cent. Illustrated
Jktaloraa fre. J. II
'Ii'ij. r tcthlishei 1WKU
TRADR MARK.
DR. BECKER'S
CELEBRATED
EYE BALSAM
IS A SURE CURB
For INFLAMED, WEAK EYES,
STYES and SORE EYELIDS.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
DEPOT, 6 BOWERt, W. .
KENT BY MAIL tOR 35c.
TO CONSUMPTIVES.
Won Id yon like to know how to relieve yonr distress
ing symptoms in n few hour a ? Would yon like to know
how to dispel, likt a miracle, the incipiant stages?
Would 'on like trt know how to control the n sht sweat.
and dispel the fever? Would you like to know how to
stop ocugh and cause eay eifectoration, thereby re
lievino; the lungs so that ttiny cun heal 1 Would you like
to know how to strengthen the system up to a standard
of good health, by a few simple herbal remedies, pro
vided by Nature for your cure? If bo, send for my Hi-
page Treatise on liprrj.n meniefuion witnout ounrge,
without price. You have only to send your address on
a postal card and receive It by return mail. Address
DR. O. PHKLPS BROWN. No. 21 Grand Street.
Jersey City. N. J.
Sandal-Wood
positirs rem ad lor nil diseases cf tba Kldaave
Bladder and Urinary Organs ; also'cood in Drss.
steal Vosapl&inta. It cerer prwrnoss lioknsas,
dertain and spea aetion. It is fast snpersedlr s
II other remedirs. Bill aapsales ante In six or sicta
laja. Ro other medicine Pan do this.
Beware ef Imltatloae. for, owlc to He (Tea
DCoees,maaf bare been offered ; some are mrst dansei
na, oaufng piles, eto.
DCNDAft DICK t'O.'N Bmtunt Aot Oa
tl, eontatr.ing Oil 4 &tnfa!ixxi, .alii of all dre
tor. A$ for circular, or Med far or to at and (7
Woofer Strmrt, Yrh
THE
600D OLD
J5TAND-BY.
MEXICAN MUSTANG LINIMENT
FOR MAN AND BEAST.
fsIABUSHXD 35 Ybaju. Alwan enrea. Aiwa.
ready. Always hAn!r. Haa f.n.ui . - -
aUIUon. kau laitod Ii, Th whole world approves tl S
(lonous 01a Montana tne Best and Oheapeat Llnlmen
to eziatenoe. X5 eenta a bottle. The mustang Llnimea
tores when no thins else will
BOIP vy AM. MFDIOlaH: VENDERS.
The Reason why
they Don't Like it. '
THE COST OF ADVERTISING IN AMERICAN
NEWSPAPERS IS TOO HIGH.
ABKINO PRICES HAVE NOT BEEN REDUCED
BT THE BIO PAPEBS SINCE THE WAR.
THE AMEHIOAN NEWSPAPER UNION GIVES
ADVERTISERS MORE CIRCULATION FOR THE
PDICE THAN PAPERS PRINTED ON ANT
OTHER PLAN OAN AFFORD.
Th above faclt explain the unfriendly attack wtods
upon th American Neunpaper Union by the If. Y. Timm.
Pol, Commercial, Boston Pott, AdvertUer, mica Herald,
and other journal.
COMPARISONS
The week'v ed:ti',n of the New Vnrk TV I. a. nm
eopiea, and edvurtiktementa are charged at aO eenta a
line. Tbe Amehoan Newspaper Union gives an ad.er
tiasment io.ouo circulation, for 9U eente a line. The
j.mr. vniuaa tne Ameiioan newspaper Union List a
hamboe.
'1 he weekly edition of the New York fM is 1,460
copies, and advertisemente are chargad at 10 eente a
line. The American Newspaper Union gfeea an edver
tiaament S,46u circulation for lees than I eente a line.
1 ne t o,, aun t uunk ?eii well 01 wo nmeneen news
paper Unio'i.
The New York Commercial Advertir prints S weekly
edition of 8,600 oopiea and charges advertisers 10 eente
a line. The Advertiser has a poor opinion also of the
American Newspaper Union.
The Boston Voet weekly ieiues 8,500 copies, charge
advertitere 12 X oenU a line, and expresses doubts of
the honesty ot the American Newspaper Union, which
gives tbat circulation for leas than oue-toarth the prioe
wbioh the I'ost demanda.
Tha Boston Advertiser charges 19H eente a line for ad
vertising in a weekly having 3,600 circulation, and
warns its readera to beware of an institution whioh
STJjes S.500 oiroalation for 2 oents a line.
Th. Toronto etob prints the beat weekly in Canada.
nea ao,UO circulation and charges 26 oenta a line. The
frloO. haa contempt for the American Newspaper
Union, ahioh gives iu.uuO circulation for 18 oenta a line.
.The Utioa Herald print t.isi eopiea of a weekly edi
tion whioh advertiser. allowed to nae st 10 cents a
line. It joins in a crusade .gainst the Amehoan News
paper Union, which gives 6,4t circulation for b oenta a
The Warraw, N V Democrat prints 1,630 oopies, and
Charge advertisers cent a line. When it was a co
operative panel only X a oent a line waa demanded for
",.,oola.m;nd " ' better now than it waa then.
The hu Louis weekly tort sells 11.DU copies weekly to
Germans In and around tit. Lonia. lte ad vei tislng rates
are Ul oent. a line, and are v.rr low. but beoauee tha
American newapaper Union gives UMl weekly circur
Uuon to an advertisement for 0 cents line the Pot
deaoiaaaand im.k. nnki.4i.ni t
The Lockport, N. Y., weekly ruiei prin
and ahargee advertieera H oenta a Dae.
its no eopiea
Lockport weekly Timet beoome a oo-operative paper
advertuers can nae ite ooluma at H oent a line, which
le ell the American Newspaper Union """ lug
COMPLETE ANSWERS, REFUTING ALL TJN
JUSTLTIABLa CHARGES. TOGETHER WITH
CATALOGUES OF THE AMERICAN NEWSPAPER
UNION LI8T8 OF ONE THOUSAND NEWS
PAPERS, BENT FREE TO AMY AJDBJBSa ON
APPLICATION TO
BEALS & FOSTEE, 4Genl
Agt's New York News-"
paper Union, 41 Park-
Awwfi.iew iori
TS.U
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