jl . ' I ife ill toiiff li icik ' Two Dollars per Annum. HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher NIL DESPJERANDUM. i NO. 13. VOL. VII. MDGrWAY, ELK COUNTY, TA., TITUIISDAY, MAY 17, 1877. My Mother-in-law. I married a woman of swootneg and truth, And beauty without any flaw ( But over my hoad hung, liko Damocles' sword, That horror, a mothir-in-law I Bo upright and downright In person and looks, She embodied the dismal old saw Of a scolding and pushing, and worrying and bothering Old bore of a mother-in-law. Blie decided to live with us. Chaos and wreck Would be the result, I forosaw j 8o 1 gave my cigars and my meerschaum, with groans, To a friend with no mother-in-law. Ono night, as wo sat by a blazing wood firo, Yhen the days had grown chilly and raw, "How cosy and nico you would look with a pipe ! Don't you smoko ?" said my mother-in-law. Did my oars hear right ? Yes, bless her dear hour! ! " Don't you smoke ?" was tho first happy straw To "show how tho wind blew," and clear up tho clouds 'Twist me and my mollior-in-lnw. And, oh, she's the kindest and dearest and best Old darling that ever I saw ! ' My mother I love, and my wife I adoro, Hut I worship my mother-in-law ! A Sympathetic Porter. A few days ago a laily living with her husband in ono of the hotels of Virginia, Nov., noticed thnt a young mnn who acted in the capacity of a porter about the ilnce, paid rather more attention to her room than any other portion of the hotel. One day he came in, nnd taking a seat, remarked : " Mudum, I would liko to auk you nn important question." " Well, what is it something about the trunks ?" " No, madam; something of far more importance than trunks something that concerns us both ; and the fact of tho mutter if, milium, I lmve been observ ing you closely for some weeks past, and I am led to believe that there is trouble trouble of a serious natnre gnawing at your heart. Tell mo what that secret Borrow is." The porter then leaned over the edge of the chair-back, with one hand snp port'ivr his cheek, and assumed a listen ing attitude. "There U a secret sorrow," rejoiued th-.i ludy, "and it weighs upon mo like a. mill-stone. It is that I haven't a stove poker heavy enough to break your silly pate with. But such us it is, how ever"' Hero she grubbed the implement and ma te a rapid rdvauco upon the sym pathetic porter, wh broke for tho door mil ant out jiist slowly enough to secure a sharp clip alongside the riglit ear. And ):iw that man's secret sorrow is that he didn't happen to be a little nearer the door when the poker intruded itself into the debate. Yniidcrbllt Hci'usins n Present. A curious story is circulating in Wall street, New York. Some weeks ago James 11. Keene, the California opera tor, sent into tho country to buy a line pair of carriage horses. Of course he spared no pains nor expense to secure a handsome team. They were brought to New York nnd taken care of at Lead beater's stables. When Mr. Keene saw them he was not satistied, and gave orders to the stablekeeper to sell them if he found a good customer. Wm, II. Vundorbilt camo across them in sonv) way, and was pleased with their looks. He asked the price, and said that he was willing to buy them if a fair bargain could be made. Mr. Keene found out that the railroad king had taken a fancy to the team, nnd forthwith gave orders that they should be sent around to Mr. Vanderbilt with his compliments. Mr. Vauderbilt sent them back with the message that he did not think that his acquaintance with Mr. Keene would warrant him in accepting such a present, but that he would bo happy to buy the horses at a fair price. Of course the California millionaire was taken- aback, but he accepted the situation and sold the horses at a good figure. A Stranire Fashion. A correspondent says that whenever a fashion starts in New York it rushes along without regard to fitness or pro priety. This is especially noticeable in matters pertaining to funerals. A nobby funeral has especial regard to the hour of the day, usually eleven in the morn ing. The sexton has a great deal to do with giving character to the servioes. It is a common thing to give to a clergy man, if he is of tho right stamp, from $25 to $100 for his services. The amount of light let in the room, the pose of the cofliu, tho arrangement and costliness of flowers, the casket itself, with the num ber of coaches, attest the social rank of the departed. It is getting to be rather common for ladies to order their casket and fuueral trimmings while they are in good health. A wealthy lady in New Jersey has just done that thing. Another lady of New York purchased the material for her fuueral attire, was measured by a dressmaker, had tho garment made in the nattiest style, fitted and tried on, as if she were going to a ball, and then carefully laid away in the drawer until tho great chango should corce. The Aqueduct! at Itouie. At the zenith of her grandeur Rome had eleven distinct aqueducts, whose ag gregato discharge was equivalent to a stream twenty feet wide by Bis deep, with a fall six times us rapid as that of the river Thames. Tho daily supply was in the proportion of 332 gallons to each in habitant, and it was distributed to the palaces and humbler dwellings in every part of the city, as well as to innumera ble fountains, many public wells and large reservoirs, to the numerous baths, , and to the several artificial lakos, where the emperors held their naumachlae, or sham naval battles. These eleven con stituted the most extensive and perfect system of aqueducts that has been pos sessed by any city even up to the present time. Their combined length was over 300 miles, fifty of which were above ground, either upon low substructures or more imposing arcades. The loftiest ar cade was that belonging to the Aqua Claudia and the Anio Novus; it was in one place 109 feet high. Fashion Notes. Gemmol rings are coining in vogue. Bunting suits are shown in all colors. Cashmere breakfast shawls are re vived. Bonnets are worn moro forward on the head. Lnce bonnet strings are giving way to ribbon ones. Large lace and muslin collarettes grow in favor. The handles of parasols are very ar tistic this spring. Tilleul and mandarian are yielding to old gold color. Small standing linen colors are the only ones at the moment. Bunting parasols are fringed with loops of ribbon of a contrasting color. The Breton is the favorite style for bunting suits when they are in colors. Straw braids in old gold color and fancy patterns are shown for trimmings. The regulation sizes for ladies' um brellas is twenty nnd twenty-eight inches. Colored embroideries and colored Torchon laces on underwear grow in favor. New parasols have handles of ivory, mother of pearl, aud red and white cellu loid. Saudal boots are worn over cardinal. or blue, or mandarin, or maroon plain silk hosieries. The newest French chemises are em broidered with bright red and blue em broidery cottons. The new things in silver filagree show a great improvement in tho designs and artistic finish. Parasols and umbrella fringes formed of loops of half inch wide ribbon are among the novelties. Tho latest importations in Torchon lace show a mingling of some bright color with white in every piece. Whito bunting suits trimmed with black, and black ones with whito bunt ing, are considered the most stylish. Silver filagree card cases of very fine workmanship are sought for by the most fastidious society women. The newest Breton suits aro of dark grass linen embroidered and trimmed with buttons on a string, a la Breton. S mie of the ribbon fringes of parasols are formed of alternate rings and short loops, the short loops being lengthened with a tassel. New silver filagree sets, consisting of brooch and earrings, come in the form of butterflies, bees, birds, gondolas, fans, horns nnd various fanciful devices. Pale blue and pale rose colored lisle tli rt ud hosiery, with open clocked in steps, will be worn for dressy indoor toilets, with Marie Antoinette or Charles IX. slippers. Maroon, dark blue, cardinal, pink, pale blue, and shades of yellow are seen in the new Torchon luces, tho lower half or edges being in color, and the head ings white or cream colored. linttlefly earrings in new French jewelry aro formed of pear-shaped pearls for the body of the fly, yellow golden wings studded with small turquoises.and a green gold head with small rubies for eyes. The most fashionable street hosiery han the foot and one-half the leg in dark colors blue, brown, myrtle green, or red and the upper half white. A lino of vanjykcs, or custellated, or Hori- at.i.l designs marks the point of juncture ot color with the white. A pretty novelty in silver filagree is a small bouquet holder in tho form of a cornucopia attached to a finger ring by a delicate silver chain, the ring to be worn outside the glove: a silver pin, also at tached by a chain, fastens the bouquet securely m the cornucopia. The Rattlesnake and the Rut. A short time since one of the members of a prominent Boston manufacturing firm spent a few weeks hunting in Flori da, and on his return he brought with him a monster rattlesnake, the gift of a friend. His Bnakeship measured about fivo feet in length, and has a body the size of a man's arm, the whito, yellow and brown cuticle blending rather beau tifully iu patches of various forms. The heavy triangular head, characteristic of venomous reptiles, has a sinister expres sion, nnd in moments of excitement the fivo rattles on his tail Keep up an un pleasantly suggestive whirring, while a forked tongue of inky blackness and sur prising length darts angrily from his tnrtle-liko mouth. He is no sleepy, half starved fellow, as may readily be imag ined, but wide awuko and ready for an encounter of any kind. It was into the cage occupied by this snake that a few days since a rather small sized wharf rat was introduced, in the expectation that tho rodent would form a meal for the stranger. The snake seemed to think so, too, for he darted on tho unwilling visitor nnd caught him by the neck. The rat, who nau hitherto been running around tho cago trying to get out, gave a sharp squeal as ho felt the serpent's fangs, nnd, twisting himself about, bu.ied his teeth iu the scaly jaw of the aggressor. The snake writhed and twisted and rattled sharp notes of alarm as tho rat kept his sharp incisors at work, and bei'oro the spectators could fairly comprehend what had happened tho little quadruped had shaken himself looso and was hopping in affright at the further end of the cago for a means of exit. To the surprise of all he showed no effects of poison, and when the snake again made a grub at him he met his creeping foe half way and snipped off a piece of his long forked tongue. This seemed to be rather, more than the Floridian had bargained for, and he dragged himself into a corner, cast down and defeated. Since that time the rat has flourished in his strange quarters. He capers over the body of his whilom enemy, aud avoids tho punch of a stick by creeping under the head of tho snake. The rat seems perfectly indifferent as re cards the reptile, and when the latter, roused to high degree of anger by out siders, makes a strike at him, he hardly takps th trouble to dodge, and only bites bock when the rattler is unusually offensive. It is a singular condition of things, and the rat s immunity irom death cannot very easily be accounted lor. . Pty l i d 'TCvt ) jHamaittCan'kM T yR -fe?? Ktfif Kot3hiran S V hPUan SS Pa(no, nl"' LlIci ' r , Jl ' VWakilli s-r , MiiGC PJkngog VJ-f lX HKysylkafi, j ( V J ivXV x V T.m.v hlpO0,4.kH SikavaJJ - jT J ArkiHa"V6' s S i 5' 10 20 30 40 50 0 70 80 iii C'M ' 1 'ifflfattyffa "iri1 1 ' 1 VVAN The War In Asia Minor. The Russian troops advanced on the strongly fortified town of Erzeroum iu several columns. The main army was at Kars, while tho right wing marched against tne Turkish defenses in the de files of the Souganlu mountains. The left wing was pushing forward against Erzeroum from tho recently captured town of Baiazid. It will bo seen that i the Russians aro advancing into Asia Minor as fast os tho unwieldy move ments of largo bodies of men and mili tary stores, and tho stubborn resistance of tho Turks, will permit. WON AT LAST. A plain woman and a pink cotton handkerchief are not the most proniitfing materials for a pic ture. But Mary .Cromfurd, though plain, had a graceful figuro, and the pink handkerchief which nlie was hemming formed a pretty con trast to hnr white dress as sho sat on the edge of a littlo chasm in a Swiss valley. Sho was a healthy, sweet, graceful English girl, and she and her bit of pink cotton formed no un worthy center to the sceno of hill and dale. Fraulein Muller.'her former governess, sat beside her. Tho stiff, tight dress, the hair primly laid over the ears, the broad hat tied with a big bow under Uio chin, bespoke her nal ionality. Mary's position was a difficult one. Adopted when she was a child by a distant relative, a rich bachelor, she had been recognized as his daughter, and though the fine old house where they dwelt, with its park aud surrounding land, were eutailed on a male heir, it was kuown that that hen- had offended th" old man, and no one was surprised when, on his sudden death, the only will, dated many years back, was found to leave Mary Cromford the whole of her benefac tor's personal property, which by every means, he had taken care to increase at the expense of the estate- No one was surprised except the heir, Mr. Manton, a handsome, stern, proud man of over forty years, whose grave dignity sat well upon him, and whose very agony was dignified as he stated his strong sense of injus tice. He was a poor man ; and he found him self suddonly master of a handsome estate, re quiring instant outlay and a handsome income to keep it from absoluto deterioration. If his undo had felt no regard or consideration for him, at least be might have respected the land itself. The lawyers shook their heads. It might not seem equitable There was no help for it. No help for it ? Mr. Manton thought otherwso. Having made Mary's ac quaintance in the necessary course of business, . ,1 AA - J... l ne one uar uuiimnuvu a I'livaiu imu vitw, aim with the utmost candor told her that she alone could remedy tho evil and save tho estate bv marrying rum ; tnat ne naa a nigu esteem for her qualities, that his affections were entirely at her disposal, and that he would make her a good husband. Mary doubted noue of these propositions ; Mr. Manton's somewhat naif candor had its attractions for her, and, like all noble women, she was minutely attracted ly the idoa of a self-sacrifice for tho sake of jus tice. 15ut this self-sacrifice was a trifle too hard, for was there not Tom Derby, whom sho had loved for vears. and who loved her well I She thought he loved her, but there was the finch, for her uncle, with an om man s wisuoni, bad imnressed uuon her. with the continual dropping which wear away the stone, that men seek money, that it was known she would bavo money, and that therefore it behoved her to look "to it, lest those who sought her - hand should be rather seeking her purse. And when Tom Derby had come too often, or lingered too lone, he had thrown out hints that Derby was poor, that he expeoted, that he hoped, and so on, till tho poison had eaten into her soul. Aud yet her nature was so frank, so antagonis tic to suspicion ; but she was blindfolded by that blind guide, tho worldly wisdom of old age. Therefore, when she stood alone, when Mr. Mauson candidly asked her to sacrifice her self for him, his very fra. kness and coolness tempted her to yield, for, she said, was it not neuer lo iase a ooia esteem, Honestly offered, than a love which might be on by ? No, she could not frame the word, even ta herself. When she ought to have given an answer, her whole inner being rose up against the false WAR MAP OF ASIA MINOR. W3 -yhfri$$ KPkk hood, and she found herself in a great e trait. " Was there no other way?" sho piteously asked Mr. Manton. " Was there not such a thing as a deed of gift? Might not sho return to him so much of her fatal legacy as should remove tho stain of injustice ?" No ; Mr. Manton's dignity forbado him to receive the lesser boon it must be all or noth ing. Then, while sho still hesitated, she had a letter from Tom Derby. Ho was coming to see her ; he begged her to receive him on such a day, and, driven to a decision, sho avoided it bv running awav. Sho would seo what time nn'l absence would do to help her to settle her mmu. Some of these things wero revolving in hor thoughts as she absently played with her coffee and spoon, when a deep sigh from Fraulein made her look up. Fraulein was at tho win now, gazing out witn a very sentimental ex pression. Mary joined her, and the amused smile again floated over her features as Bho saw a tall, ungainly figure, with short trousers, low shoes, much blue stocking, a large umbrella of green and whito plaid, enormous spectacles, and a hat on the back of its head, aud yet withal a kindly, and pleasing, and very molan choly face, come swinging over the bridge to ward tho licuss House. He whistled as he drew near, a musical whistle liko a bud's call, and his melancholy features broke iut a sunny smile as the old door opened,, and three dirty children rushed out, clasping his knees and hands, and dancing like Hecate's imns about him as they led him in triumph home. He was widower a doctor who lived opposito tne littlo Swiss inn at which Mary and her com panion were stopping. The fraulein had once rescued one ot tne doctor s nttio cnuuren, tnat had fallen from tho top of a wood cart j ever since that time site had taken an unusual in terest in the familv across the way. There is an ideal an ideal Don Quixote." said Mary. rrauicm repnea Dy a souncung " acu i " Listen, Louise," said Mary Cromford, hold ing in her hand that morning's Kurier. " This is what a widower's life has driven our opposite neighbor to : UENCINE 1'noPOSITlON OP MAIUllAOE. A widower, forty-live years of age, a doctor, pos sessing a good nouse m an agieeauie village or Switzerland, desires to marry a maiden or widow lady, ot suitable ago. Ihe samo must bo of an amiable disposition, must have a taste for housekeeping and simplicity, and be willing to Le a loving stepmother to his children, and to givo them a sound and religious education. Fortune is less desired than a good disposi tion. Genuine offers, with photograph en closed (no notice will be taken of anonymous answers), may be sent in strict confidence to "J'n.itu Jiextaute "Where do you think? Why, hero in Neuonthal. It is no one but our doctor. Is this the way your German ideals manage matters?" But Fraulein did not seem to see the Joke. She was fidgeting over the bread and butter, and iookcu so red wnen Mary glanced up, laughing, for her answer, that she chocked tho words : " Suppose wo answer it," which wero ready on hor lips. Now to mv letters, said Mary. "Here is one from Lizzie Arnold ; one from " Hero it was her turn to bo confused, for the second was from Mr. Manton, Sho supposed he had discovered her retreat, and was press ing, in his determined way, for an answer, and she had no answer ready. But littlo w as sho prepared for the real contents of his letter. Light and shade crossed one another on her face; some consternation, much bewilderment, a dawning sense ot great relief, made confus ion in hor mind. " Beau Madam," said this strange lover, " knowing that you had retired in order to form a decision more freely, I would have taken no steps to discover your retreat tilfit should be vour own will to disclose it, had I not been bound to do so by a singular and important dis covery, of which I have fully informed your lawyers. You will hear from them by the "next post ; but, for obvious reasons, I have wished to be the first to communicate to you tho fact that in the course of certain alterations in Worthton Hall a will of recent date has been found, drawn ud in full legal form by my late uncle hiinse f, and witnessed by two ser vants, who were not aware of the importance of the document. In this will your unole be quenthed all his property to me all but an annual income of three thousand pounds, which the will reserves for you. " Your devoted servant, " J. Manton." I " So that s all over, and I am free again, nnd wo can go homo to-morrow," said Mary, when she had read tho letter twico, feeling as light henrted as a bird. The lawyer's letter camo in duo course, at testing the' genuineness of the recent will, and Mary began to think whether she should at once return England, or, as it was the height of the summer, travel a little first, now that ono burden, at least, was removed which had mado traveling, aud all things elso under tho sun a weariness. But, to her surprise, it was Frau lein who now cast obstacles m the way. There was this reason and that reason why they could not possibly leave Neuonthal at once, anil when Mary overruled them all, poor Fraulein waxed tearful and nervous, and had headaches, till Mary, perceiving somo mysterious cause, prom ised to stay "a little longer" in the spot which she had almost begun to hate as a prison. It was very wearisome to her, however ; sho was longing for home, and rock aud flood bore lo her the aspect of jailers. She had wandered alone ono afternoon to the edge of that chasm where wo saw her first. The new path was mado ; the workmen were all gone ; there was silence but for tho voice of the river. Frauleiu was at home with tho headache Again Mary wore that Bame whito dress iu which her grace ful figure showed so well, and tho soft plaits of her brown hair wero rich in shadow under her simple hat. A young podestrian of the true British type, a sunny-haired, frank-eyed mor tal, who came swingiug down the river side, thought that he had never seen a picture more pleasing or more welcome to his eyes. Sho did not raise her head at his footstep, until he stood close behind her, stopped, and said, softly : "Mary!" She started aud looked at him, trembling. In a sense of loneliness, tho tears had been ready before, aud now tiiey camo brimming over. "Oh, Torn!" she cried. " How how how could you ?" There was no one to see how he soothed her, nor how glad he waB to have her in his arms at last, nor (truth to tell) how glad she was to be there. But w hen tho surprise and the crying wero over, Mary felt that sho was forsak ing all her principles, and began to gather back somo shadow of reserve. " I was startled," she said. "You should not have come like that. I have given you no rea son." " Look here, Mary," said Tom Derby, in a straightforward, manly way that there was no withstanding, "I want to know what it is that has come between ns. I know letters would be of no use, so I came to find you at the first mo ment I bad my holiday, just to ask that one question." She looked in his face and blushed ; she was ashamed of her wretched wit-dom. " I lovo you, and I do believe you love me, and what hinders us from being happy." No answer. " I have been thinking and thinking day and night, and all I can think is this, Mary that old Mr. Manton has put his old world suspicions into you, and taught you to Deueve i was iook ing after your money. Was that it ? Bo hon est and true with me, Mary." " He used to say so, certainly," said Mary, bending hor head "low over a flower she was plucking to piooes. " He said it waa the way of the world " It may be tho way of the world, but it is not my way," he answered, earnestly, perhaps a trifle pained, but not offended. " Do you not know me better than that ? I wish your money were at the bottom of tho sea, if it is to stand between us. Money is a good thing in itself, but it is a confoundedly bad thing if it is to part two people who love one another." The last dying spark of Mary's wo. Idly wis dom shone out in her next speech. " It cannot do that now, Tom. A new will has been found, and Mr. Manton has loft his property to the heir, after all, to keep up the estate." "Aud you are as poor as a church mouse ?" She nodded. Tom threw his hat into the air, "nurrah! Then that is all right. You won't mind a snug cottage at Twickenham or some where, where we can be as happy as turtledoves on my five hundred a year. Heaven blesg the old gentleman ana ms second wm r Mary turned upon him beaming, yet thor oughly ashamed of herself. She felt a sense of rest and deliverenoe, and as they walked home at last he talked blithely of that Twickenham cottage ; she reserved mention of her annual three thousand which still remained, that he V V 'tB eik$ffya might tasto yet awhile all the sweets of his own generosity. " Frauleiu Muller will bo very angry," said Mary, as they entered tho inn. "She had a romantic adoration for Mr. Manton " " Is that Frnulein's umbrella?" asked Tom, pointing to a bulgy objefit of green and white check which reposed outside the door. Mary started. " It is the doctor's," she said, " I do believo. Will you please to stay outside a littlo while, Tom, and let me go in first V" Sho made a grand commot.on w ith the hamllo of the door, as if it had a w ay of wanting to be turned six times, and when she entered, lo ! there stood the doctor and Frauleiu, in all tho consciousness of having been closer together. But tho gentleman was equal to the occasion. Hardly waiting for Frauleiu's nervous introduc tion, lie uegan. solemnly bowing : " This inestimable lady, Mecs Cromford, has done mo the honor to promise to become mis tress of tho Itcuss House and a loving step mother to" " Oh, yes !" interrupted Mary, rather rudely : but then she was already flurried. "Do not trouble to explain j no doubt Fraulein answered the advertisement. "Iam proud to say she did," said tlIoctor. "But, oh! my dear," sobbed Fraulein, "I will never leave you while vou want me. " Very well, dear," answered Mary. " You don't know how glad I am. I am going homo, for I have a doctor of my own outside The National Debt. A statement of the reduction of the national debt, issued by the Treasury department, shows that the debt of tho United States, including accrued interest thereon, less cash iu the treasury on the first of March, 18C9, was $2, 525, 163,- 2G0.01. From March 1 to the end of the fiscal year, June 80, 1869, the de crease was $36,460,779.43, aud for each successive year tne decrease was as lol lows: June 80, 1870 $102,643,880.84 June 80, 1871 1)4,327,704.84 June 30, 1872 100,544,491.28 June 80, 1873 43,667,030.05 June 30, 1874 4,730,472.41 Juno 30, 1875 14,30!),514.84 Juno SO, 1876 29,249.381.83 April 30, 1877 29,080,727.79 Total reduction from Marcn 1, 18G9, to April 30, 1877 455,104,642.81 Total debt on May 1, 1877 2,191,565,887.28 Daring the ninety-eight months from March 1, 1809, to May 1, 1877, tho debt tins increased ten times, as follows: . December, 1872 1,684,807.80 January, 1873 406,218.18 October, 1873 3,039,578 45 November, 1873 9,028,576.81 JJecemtier, 1M73 t,4.i,2yz.7l December, 1874 8,659,967.88 January, 1875 1.397,870.27 noceniber, 187S i,tfia,uu2.7u November. 1876 457,fi(12.G4 Docember, 1870 3,585,112.39 The largest decrease during any ono month was in June, 1870, the decrease being $20,203, 772.04. Affecting Sight. A correspondent, who writes from Vigo, Spain, says : In the neighborhood of t imsterre, between the nsliing vil lagea of Bayona and Corunna, after stormy weather, pioces of wreck are continually being washed up, and some timeB the bodies of the drowned. A notable instance occurred nfter the storms of January, when a quantity of bodies were throw n out by the waves at Muros. Among them wero the corpses of two ladies, one poor creature still holding in her arms her dead child, The fishermen say they were well dress ed and fair, and supposed them to be English. Accounts of these wrecks are rarely if ever published in the native local papers, and where all ou board have perished are never heard of in England. The resident's rroclnmntlon. Tl,o reclamation issued by President Hayes, calling for nn extra session or Congress, is as follows : ar.a Br tub President of the United States of America A woolahatioi-. iir,... rri.o finnl ndiournment or the Forty-fourth Congress, without mak ing tho nsui 1 appropriation for the sup port of the army for the fiscal year end- ' -r nn 1DTO wAann4a nn pvt.raordl- ing June ou, joio, '" --, ---nary occasion, requiring the President to exorcise the power vested in him by tno Constitution to convene the houses of Congress in anticipation of the day nxod by law for their next meeting. Now, therefore, I. Rutherford 1J. Hayes, President of tho United States, do, by virtue of the power to this end m mo vested by the Constitution, conycuo both houses of Congress to assemble at their respective chambers at twelve o'clock noon, on Monday, the fifteenth day of October next, then and there to consiricr and determine such measures bb in their wisdom, their duty nnd tho welfare of the people may seem to de mand. In witness whereof I have hereunto set my hand nnd caused the seal of tho United States to bo nfflxed. Done at tho Cliy Ol Y IIBIIIIIKIOH, nil" Him 'V " Mv iu tho year of our Lord 1877, nnd ol tue independence ui uuaniuuuw of America tho one hundred and first. R. B. Hayes. By the President. Wm. M. Evaiits, Secretory of State. Items of Interest. A Kansas paper reports that the black birds aro destroying the grasshoppers greedily. In 1801 Great Britain had 10,000,000 people, Ireland 5,000,000. Now tho former has 27,000,000, the latter 5,500, 800. Small boy, on tiptoe, to his compan ions : "Stop your noise, all of you." Companions" Hallo, Tommy, what's the matter ?" " We've got a new baby ; it's very weak and tired ; walked all the way from heaven last night, mustn't bo kicking up a row round here now. In the Philadelphia permanent exhibi tion building a largo gallery for vocal nnd instrumental concerts has been put up capable of holding 2,500 persons ; opposite tho gallery an area has been lelt open tor accommodating e.uuu spectators at a single pop, if they should come. Liko the erenerality of kings and con querors, Frederick the Great had a most philosophic indifference to death in others. In ono of his battles, a bat talion of veterans having taken to their heels, ho galloped after them, bawling out: "Why do you run away, you old blackguards ? Do you want to live for ever ?" A "castle of patience," eight feet loug, four high, four wide, aud containing 365,000 pieces of wood, is exhibited by a convict in the Virginia penitentiary. He has been at work upon it, in spare moments, three years and a half. Each piece of wood was handled eight times, and it is held together by tho " jacks " being interlaced. The latest bore, and a gigantic one ho is, is tho know-it-all ennp wno mis thoroughly studied tho situation in Roumania," and can tell you to a dot just where tho Russian armies have got to cross the Danube, just where all tho Turkish gunboats nnd fortresses are, just how far it is from Ivalarash to Slmmltt, and all tliat sort ot thing. A curious experiment with the magnet was recently tried in London. A boy had broken a needle in the call ot ins leg, and before resorting to surgicol in struments it was decided to try the effect of a powerful magnet in withdrawing tho steel. After a number of experi ments in different positions the needlo was drawn near the surface on the oppo sito side of tho leg from which it entered and was easily withdrawn. Courtship is a very simple matter in tho Andaman islands. The bridegroom cats a certain kind of rayfish, which gives him the appellation of " bachelor desirous ot marrying. When he is ready to toko a wife, he sits beside a marriageable maiden and stares at her. Then the bride's father or guardian joins the hands of the pair, and they disappear from the village, plunging into tho depths of the forest, and remaining away Bcveral days. Hard Times in Gotham. "Jay Charlton." who is evidently a close observer, says in a letter from New York to the Danbury A'ewa: I wandered two miles along Broadway. I noticed that men walked less hast ily than they did two or three years ago. They were not rushing irom Btore to store with fat wallets and importunate accounts. They slouched easily along, with a sort of sailor's roll, and seemed to have little to do. Boys were no long er tacking to avoid brusque men. Clerks stood in store windows twirling their whiskers. Windows of guu and pistol stores were not patronized by gaping crowds of countrymen. There was much moving out of tenants, and a few pretty damsels stood hesitatingly in front of photographic galleries, wondering which artist they would patronize. Prettv wagons were displayed, but few wero there to buy. In front of somo of the ribbon stores there were lady gazer drawn from puro curiosity. Stewart's had no jam in front of its wide doors. Men's clothes seemed poorer; there wero ragged edges to vests, and boots, once shiny, were greyly overlaping their soles. Perhaps girls flirted more, because they had nothing else to do; but the men who had time to ogle them had not money for ice cream saloons. The bars were not bo bustling, and the cheap restau rants contained a greater number of people than the dearer ones. I thought ' there were fewer apple stands. Button hole bouquets brightened fewer lappels. anu uie picrure and musio stores were vacant. Where crowds were most to be expected, in the carpet and furniture stores, there was a lack of people. The old street, once crazy as bedlam, was almost as quiet as the streets of a South ern city. No glass grew among the stones, but the sparrows had no one en ergetio enough to disturb them while they were stealing stray bits for their nests. It was evident that we are living in hard times.