I , J - HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL DESPERANDTJM. two Dollars per Annum. VOL. VI. KIDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, 'AUGUST 10, 1876. NO. 25. iiiiii Will Hush t "I oan scarcely bear," she murmured, "For my heart beats load and fast, But surely, in the far, far distance, I can bear a sound at last" "It is only the reapers singing As they carry home their sheaves; And the evening hrotze has r:seu, And rustles the dying leaves." " Listen 1 there are voioes talking." Calmly still she (strove to speak, Yet her voice grew faint and trembling, And the red flushed in her obetk. " It is only the chillreu iilayii'g Below, now their work in dune, And they laugh that their ejea arc dazzled, 4 By the nys of the setting snu." Fainter grow her voice, and weaker, As with anxious eyes she cried : " Down the avenue of cheetnuta I cm hoar a horseman ride." " It was only the deer that were feeding. la a herd on the clover grafs, That were startled, and fled to the thicket, Ai they saw the reapers pas8." Now the night arose in silence, B rds lay In their leafy nest, And the deer crouched in the forest And the children were at rest. There waa only a sound of weeping, From watchors around a bod, But rest to a weary spirit, l'eaco to the quiet dead ! A WAYSIDE FLOWER. They were walking up ' Love Jane " m n pay, enatteriug procession girls WjMi laurel wreathed lints, young wen bearing shawls and empty baskets, ft matron or two; last of all Stephen Fel ton, a child on either Bide of him, and in hia arms little Nanny Forsythe half asleep. Wherever Stephen went chil drcu followed, led by attractions irre sistible as that which draws iron filings to the magnet. Grown people could not understand this attraction, but the little ones never mistook about it. Sleepy as she was, Nanny's small hand kept pat- tiug ma Buouiaer as they went along, ii ud her voice cooed words of drowsy en dearment which made Stephen smile, f loonjy as he felt that day. Each cheer ful reply to the children's questions cost an eUort; but he spoke cheerily all tho Fame, and tried to keep hia eyes from w.ndeiug fan ward to where Captain Hullelt walked by the side of Milly C.'r iVHS, witli his handsome head very lieai' her;, and hi voieo murmuring low seu'enoos inaudible to the rest of the party. Many glances were sent back at this couple from thore in advance, for Ned llulktt was the novelty of the mo ment, a hero and a stranger; and the girls', who were only too well disposed to pull .-iips for him, thought it quite too bad" of Milly to ab.'.orb Ids atten tions as she hud dono all day. But, after all, what, could Milly, what could any girl, do, when an all eouquer iug captain takes up Lis position at her .le in early morning and never leaves it till lalo afternoon I It is not in girl nature t'j resist such tiibute, and (Stephanie De Witt, in front, was partly justified iu c;illing it " a desperate flir tation," although I fear the pout with which she spoke was duo rather to amour propre than outraged morals. But on Milly 's side it was not all flirta tion. For all her merry, saucy ways, she was a sensitive, credulous creature, just the woman to give " gold for dust," and stake her all iu that unequal barter so common in this world of misunder stood values. Her cheeks were flushed and her blue eyes full of shy excitement as they walk ed along, talking about dear me, who do people talk about when they are yonug and of differing sexes f Captain Hallett's line eyes said more than his tongue ; his martial mustache seemed to give point and value to mere nothings, lie carried a lithe little cane, with which he emphasized his sentences ; now cut ting the air, now beheading a mullein, in a way whiidi Milly thought fascinat ing. And then Lore lane was such a pretty spot to be eloquent in. Its windiug turns wero hedged wi'h fragrant growths, woodbine, brier, sweet-fern, and buy. Overhead tho treis met and clasped in f-hady aiclus. Hero and there a pino honeysuckle glinted in the network of green, or a trail of hhimmer ing clematis. The pure primrose light of a cloudless sunset sifted down through the canopy of boughs, a light broezu Btirred, full of delicious smells. It was like au evening iu fairyland. Suddenly a turning brought them to a iern clad bank, agaiuGt which, set in a framework of tremulous verdure, stood one rose, of perfect wild wood pink, poised at tip of a cluster of vivid leaves. It was like an enchanted queen, Milly thought. How beautiful !" she cried ; but even as the words left her lips tho rest loss cano flew through the air, flicked the rose from its ttew, and sent it into the dusty rosid, a littlo whiiltund of broken leaves accompanying its fall. "What a pity 1" she said, involun tarily. " lt'a only a wild roao, you ktow," surprised. " But don't you like wild roses ?" " Oh, yes; but there are so mauy of them that it is hardly worth while to waste. sentiment on a single one;" and the captain showed his flue teeth iu a smile which was the leas1 bit cruel. Milly sighed, and cast a regretful look behind. Her gentle nature felt for the fair despoiled thing. But, after all, there were plenty of wild roses, as Cap tain Hallctt hod said, and presently she forget her sympathy and its cause. An other tun ing in tho lane brought them to the village outskirts and to Squire Al len's gate, where the rest of the party were waiting. There were good-bye's to say, divisions to make. Mrs. Allen was intent on securing to each person his or her own basket, Kitty Felton was count ing teaspoons, Stephanie hunting for a missing plate. Iu the midst of these re searches Stephen came up with the ohil dreu. He looked weary, and put Nan ny into her mother's arms with an air of relief, disregarding the drowty protest which -he uttered. ' "Whttt a lovely rose, Stephen 1" said some of the girls. Where did you find it i 11 In the road." replied Stephen " Somebody had switched it off its stem and left it to die, so we ricked it up. " Yes, aud Mr. Felton said it was a shame to treat flowers so," put in a little boy. The captain listened impassively; but Milly gave a half pained glance at the nower. mat was just like you, Ste phen," she said, softly; and Stephen brightened for tlie nrst time that day. It seemed to Stephen, looking back. that his love for Milly had begun when he wns a boy of five and she a baby in the cradle. He could not recolh ot the time when he did not prefer her to all other girls. At school he was her knight, his sled, his jaokkuife, his help, always st her service. Stephen taught her to skate, to row. It was he who bought her the first maple fan ear. the first arbutus; he who took her on sleigh- rides, and walked home with her from church and village tea parties. Milly absorbed these services, not ungrateful ly, but as a matter of course. She had been used to them from her babvhood. and could almost as well have dispensed with sun or air out of her life; but the sun aud air being never withdrawn, are rarely noticed or alluded to. " Dear good old Stephen," she called him. Now it is not well for a man to lavish himself on a woman who thinks of him only as ueor cm tepnen And now Stephen was doomed to stand by and see a stranger appropriate tho object of this life long devotion. He had sown, nnd another was to reap of his labors. Day by day all that summer long the glamour grew and deepened. Captaiu Hallett's leave of absence seem ed of the most elastic description, per mittipg him to stay the entire season at Baymouth. His mornings, his evenings, his noons, were spent with Milly. Stephen sickened at the inevitable gold banded cap which met his eyes when ever he entered the house, aud proved his rival iu possession of the fluid. Milly greeted Stephen kindly always; but there was a sense of interruption ; he felt himself a third party. Then he tried staying away; but that was worst of all, for his love did not notice his ab sence beyond a careless : "What ages it is since we saw you, Stephen I" This state of affairs of course set poo pie to talking, but Milly was blushiugly indignant. "It was hard," she declared, " if a girl couldn't have a pleasant frif n.'i without having such things said." But her pretty poutings aud pretestings made little difference, and it was gon erally understood that the uffair, if not an absolute engagement, amounted to "an understanding," whatever that may mean. At lart the lotg, lovely summer came to end, as sutumers will. Scarlet boughs flamed in the forests, golden rod ' urned nlocg tho brooksides. the birds rlw, mid with them Captain Hallet pre pared lor night. ins onters had coine ro report iu Galveston, Tex-is, and his leave takings were hurried. The last uonient was Miliy's, and though no mo knew the exact situation of affairs, it was tjken for granted that another vcar would bring orange blossoms and a wedding. Miliy's owu expectations were not so lefinite. No definite promise had passed between her aud her lover ;")iit she trusted him, aud waited brightly aud hopefully. Letters earao and went: the scarlet boughs burned into ashes and fell to the ground in pale heaps; then came snow and the winter, to bo in turn scourged away by the whip of the fierce Mew.nglaml spring, btul Mill v waited: but not ho brightly now, for tho letters came less regularly than at first. By-and-bye they ceased altogether. Weeks parsed without a word. Milly, with visions of yellow fever and Indians chasing each other across her terrified brain, wrote and wrote again; but no presage of the real danger which threat ened glonced over her, till one day, openirg tho newspaper, this met her eyes: "At Uulvebton, Texas, bv the Rev. Pierre St, Cloud, assisted by tho Rev. lliomas Dix, Captain .Edward iialit tt. U. S. A., and Blanche Emily, only daughter of tho lite Pierro St. '-Cloud, of Pilatkn, Florida. No cards." Mrs. Graves up stairs heard no sound. but when she went down Milly lay on the sofa white said rigid, the newspaper ; till clasped in her cold fingers. It was loi.g before her tensi-d came back. Her mr'ther flamed with anger, but the girl hushed her with a weary sob. " Wo wero never really engaged, you know." " Not engaged ! Oh, Milly !" But Milly turned her face to tho wall and said no more. Baymouth was stirred to its depths next day by the news that Captain Hallett was married to a Southern lady, and that MiJly Graves was down with typhoid fever. Every one wanted to help to nurse, above all, to know tho particulars. Such masses of blano mange and jelly were sent in that poor Mrs. Graves was at her wits' end to know how to dispose of them. But no one could really aid, not even poor Stephen, who scarcely left the houve day or night, or ate or slept, till the crisis passed, and Milly was pronounced out of danger. Out of danger, bat it was weeks bo fore she could sit up, an 1 weeks longer ere she came dowu stairs, tbin, white, shrunken mere shadow and wreck of the blooming little beauty who walked so gayly up Love lane at Ned Hallett's side not quite a year ago. She was patient always and unooiuplaiuiug, but t-he did not often smile. Perhaps Stephen won these infrequent smiloa oftener than any one else, and he count ed them as precious payment for all timo and all trouble spent in her service. Only once did he see her shed tears. This was when, hoping to give her pleasure, he brought in the first wild roses of the season and held them be fore her. Suddenly a spasm passed over her face, she gave a gasp, turned aside, and struggled for composure. Stephen dropped the flowers as if they burned bis fingers and hurried out of the room. A hot anger shot through him. " He has ruined everything for her," he thought. " Even a rose reminds her of him. Coward that he is I They hang a man for poisoning the water springs; why not hang him ? though hanging is too good for such a villain as he I" Nature' processes of cure are secret. It is in their depths that wounds begin to heal. Gradually as months went by the renovating principle worked in Milly. She resnmed her place at home, her little duties aud pleasures, and took np again the burden of life. She was pale still, but the paleness infolded a sweet serenity which was no less lovely than her girlish bloom. " Milly Graves was real improved since ner disappoint ment," certain severe old ladies assert ed, and they were not far from right. Stephen adored her more than ever. Two years later he told her so. To his surprise, she was neither as tonished nor shocked, but looked in his eyes with a smile which was sad and tender and sweet all at once. "Dear Stephen," she said, ."this is just like you. Do you recollect the day in Love lane, and tho rose yon picked np out of the dust 1 You are doing the same thing now, but I am not worth it, dear, not worth the picking up. " Milly," said Stephen, trembling with eagerness, ' there never was a day since I first saw you, and that was twenty-one years ago, when I didn't lovo you beyond any other living thing. Pick you up, indeed I You, my rose of all the. world I I am not fit to touch your stem, my darling, or handle one of your leaves, but I love you, dearest, with the whole of my heart. Can you not love me a little bit in return V Oh, Stephen, I do I" and the fair little fingers closed over his. " There's nobody in the world like yon. I always knew that. It's only tho others are so much fresher, you know fresher and brighter, and they might make you happier than I can. You're quite sure f You really want mo ? Then I'll do my best. Why, Stephen, how happy you look I" " Happy I I should think so, when I've got everything I ever wanted in my life !" cried Stephen. Siamese Gamblers. A correspondent of a foreign news paper gives the following description of Siamese gambling: The Siamese are inveterate gamblers. Gambling houses in Siam are- as plentiful as coffee houses at Bagdad" and Cairo, or as grogshops in Calcutta and Bombay; and perhaps the largest portion of tho government rev enue is derived from them. One single division of the fort at Bagkok is farmed out for 300, 000 ticals, equivalent to about four aud three-quarters lakhs of rupees a year. These gambling houses are largo sheds erected in every direction, and always filled with men, women and children, who squat round in circles of ten or a dozen, devoting themselves heart end Foul to the demoralizing pro pensity, which they have neither the will nor the inability to overcome. You have a servant who has perhaps served you well aud faithfully through the month. You pay him his wages, and he is at once off to some gambling shed, where, if he is unlucky, he loses every fraction of his money. Nor till then does ho return to duty; and in some in stances, by no means rare, he does not retnrn even then. Ouce taken possession of by the de mon of gambling ho is not content with losing his money only, but if ho has a family ho stakes his wifo and children and loses them ulso. Still he is not sat isfied, and very of ton stakes his own life and liberty. He goes to a money lender aud borrows a certain amount at a ruinous rate of interest, on condition that if he is not able to repay him within a certain timo h ) will wo k for him until the debt, principal and interest, has been liqui dated. A bond is executed to this effect, tho borrower receives the money, goes a id gambles with it in the hope of win- ti ig back wnat no lias previously lost, loses again and becomes the slave, and bond servant of his creditor, who hires him out and appropriates half his wages in liquidation of the debt incurred. ibis state of things continues for years. and not infrequently the poor slave dies in nis slavery, having over and over again paid his creditor the sum orig inally borrowed, but yet not free from his debt, which the exorbitant rate of interest has swelled out to a most enor mous size. Royal interference is more urgeutly called for, as not only do adults gamble away their own lives and liber ties, but even those of their children, who, on arriving at an age when they are able to work, fitd themselves en slaved to hard taskmasters who dispose of them as they please. A Forgery Test. When light is passed through a linuid and then through a spectromicroscope certain bands of colors are absorbed, and by the comparison of solutions of known substances it is found that the particular position on the speccrum where the absorption takes place is con stant for the same substance. In this way it is possible to say that human blood is contained in a liquid ; also to Coint out colored inks, such as Prussian hie, carmine, aniline, etc. An applica tion of these principles was recently made m court uy uc. van aer Weyde, in a case of counterfeiting a signature. Tho defense claimed that the certifica tion was a forgery, and that the ink was not the same as that employed in the bank. Dr. Van der Weyde's tests, how ever, showed that the ink of the gen uine writing and that of the alleged forged signature gave exactly the same absorption spectrum, hence the conclu sions that in both instances the same ink was used. It remaius to be seen what faith will be put by the court in the ao curacy of this scientific) teat. A Strong Objection. Are you satisfied with the jury, gen tlemen, said an Elmira judge after the jury had been impaneled. " We are," said the lawyers in chorus. A tall, gaunt figure rose np solemnly in 'the jury box aud said, impressively: But I'm not." " What's yonr objection, Mr. S. ?" inquired his honor, blandly. " 1'his young man on my right, your honor, has been eating onions." " Objection overruled; go on with the case," observed the judge, with a signi ficant glance at the sheriff, and the tall man sat down resignedly and held a white handkerchief to bis nose as a sort of signal of distress. Watering with Chloride of Lime. GalignanV Messenger says that in a paper read to the academy of sciences, M. Hoazean states that for several years he has been calling the attention of the pnblio in his lectures on the important application the chloride of lime thrown away as waste by the manufacturers of pyroligneous acid around Bonen might receive in watering the streets. Expe rience, he says, has confirmed his opin ion. During the last few years this kind of irroration has been introduced into that city with excellent effects, and M. Houzoau thinks it ought to bo ex tended to Paris, at least on the larger publio walks, such as the Luxembourg, the Garden of Plants, etc He remarks npon the insufficiency of the watering observable on a Sunday in one of those frequented places. The ground gets dry very rapidly under the feet of the crowd, and all this population of pleas ure seekers is soon immersod in a dusty atmosphere, which is as disagreeable as it is detrimental to health. The fino particles of siliceous matter floating in the air penetrate into the respiratory organs, and cause irritation capable of aggravating pulmonary complaints al ready in existence, especially among children, or retarding convalescence. The same may be said of certain dis eases of the eye. Now, watering with chloride of lime causes these drawbacks to disappear. It impregnates the soil with matter attracting moisture, which therefore retains a wholesome moisture for a week. Consequently there is no more dust; the wind can exercise no ac tion on a soil damped with chloride of lime. This system of irrigation is both salu brious and economical The chloride of the pyroligneous acid manufactories al ways contains some iron and tarry par ticles, the dispersion of which in tho air can only be conducive to health. This irrigation is also more economical by thirty per cent, than watering with pure water. On a surface one kilometer in length and five meters broad, sixteen cubic meters of water are poured in a day at a cost of ten francs. The same surface will only require four cubio me ters of the solution of chloride, at a cost of only seven francs and fifty centimes a day. Coincidences of tho Present and Former Presidential Campaigns. The Republican candidate for Presi dent, Gen. Hayes, and the present Prosi" dent, Gen Grant, are both natives of tho same Stato, Ohio. The last two Presidents, Mr. Lincoln and Gen. Grant, both hailed from the same State, Illinois, at the time of their election; and we came near having a t hird Republican 'candidate, Mr. Wash' burne, not only from the same State with Gen. Grant, but from the same town, Galena. Mr. Conklin, a leading Republican candidate for tho nomination, and Mr. Seymour, a leading Democratic candi date but for his own peremptory declin ation, are both residents of Utica, N. Y., and are brothers-in-law. The four latest Democratic nominees, McClellau, Seymour, Greeley and Til den, have all hailed from New York. In early times we had three successive Presidents Jefferson, Madison and Monroe from fho same State, Virginia, front which acother President, Wash ington, had proviously been taken. Of the first fix Presidents, four weie from Virginia, and two tho Adamses, father and son from Massachusetts. The old and great State of New York has never had but one President Mar tin Van Buren aud that one only for a single term, We mean only one Presi dent elected to the oluce; for, although Fillmore served as President, he was only elected Vice-President. Seven Presidents Washington, Jef ferson, Madison, Monroe, Harrison, Tyler and Taylor were natives of Vir ginia. Tennessee has given us three Presi dents, two of them Andrew J's. though one of theso, Andrew Jackson, waa a na tive of North Carolina. Peoplo differ entirely iu opinion as to which Stato the next President will hail from; but we venture to predict it will be cither from Ohio or Now York. New York Ledger. A Povfcriul Magnet. Professor Smythe was once !ecturing on natural philosophy, and in tho course of his experiments he introduced one of Carringtou's most powerful magnets, with which ho attracted a Dloctt of iron from a distance of two feet. ' Can auv of vou conceive a creater attractive power f " the lecturer demand ed. " I ken," answered a voice from the audience. "Not a natural, terrestrial object, I opine ?" " xaas, sir. The professor challenged the man who had spoken to name tho thing. Then np rose old Beth Wimlet. He was a genius in his way, and original. Said he: "I ken give ye the faet, 6quire, and yo can judge for yerstlf. When I were a young man, thar were a little piece o' nateral magnet, done np iu kaliker an' dimity, as was called Betsy Jane. She could draw me fourteen miles every Sunday. Huakes alive I it were j(st as nateral as slidin' down hill. Thar wa'u't no resistin' her. That 'ere mag net o' yourn is pooty good, but 'tain't a circumstance to the one 'at draw'd me. No, sir." Ingratitude. Says the Danbury News : The morn ing was clear and beautiful. The wife went to church. During the service the sky filled with swift tumbling clouds, and the rain began to fall. Ho was in a barber shop at this juncture. He run home with the rain descending npon his exposed frame, got her waterproof and an umbrella, and hurried to the church. He was all out of breath and the clouds were all out of water when he got there. She was coming down the front s.eps when she observed him standing before the building with the stormproof para phernalia hugged in his arms. As she reached him she observed : ' Ob, you're very good to bring these things, now that it's cleared off; if it had been raining pitchforks you wouldn't have made your appearance." An Unhappy Couple. Among the first things a oouplj have to do npon getting married is to accom modate themselves each to the other's walk, and in this matter of accommoda tion they don't alwayssuooeed well. Mr. and Mrs. MoNabb have had an especial ly hard time in this respect, and are really little better off than they were at the beginning of the honeymoon. Mr. MoNabb is tall and lean, with a stride of about a yard, and Mrs. MoNabb is short and dumpy, with a step carefuly esti mated by her husband at about six inches on tho average; so, when they first begun walking together, the effect was odd. There was the ' patter, pat ter, patter," of Mrs. McNabb's short paces, with the heavy " thump " of her husband's footsteps coming iu at inter vals, and tho effect was simply ridicu lous. At first the conversation between them was this way: " Oh, Augustus, dear, please do take a little shorter Eteps." "Why, Angelina, I'm walking as usual; can't yon step a little longer, dar ling ?" But he didn't take shorter steps nor she longer ones, because it was a practi cal impossibility in either case, and, after a mouth or two, their conversation ran more interestingly: " Augustus, dou't take such horrid strides. I'm not a giantess." "No, evidently, you're less like a giantess than a beetle. Do you suppose I can putter along to keep time with your six-inch hops 1 Nousenso I" At the end of the first half year the two never went out without a quarrel. She'd break out every time: "You're a beast, Augustus I I'd as soon walk with a big pair of shears I No gentleman would straddlo so with a lady on his arm, you brute 1" "That'll do, madam! It's hard enough to force a man to literally carry you, without insulting him ! You'll die of inanition yet. and next timo I'll marry a womau with more legs and less tongue 1 This thing's an infernal nui sance 1" Aud then they gave np walking to gether for a year or more. Finally, as necessity sometimes compelled them to go out together, it was arranged be tween them that in walking he should keep time with every thiid step of hers, and the plan works, after a fashion. As they go along tho sidewalk the sound is "patter, patter, thump 1" "patter, pat ter, thump I" aud it's funny. The only difficulty about tho device is thatf three of her steps fall a fraction short of one of his, aud every other minute 6he has to wriggle aud hop or he has to halt and stnmble to allow her to catch up. They are an unhappy couple, and all because the distances from their bodies to tho ground vary so much. A Horrible Collection. Tho New York society for tho preven tion of cruelty to children has in its office a collection illustrative of the bar barities practiced on young children by their inhuman parents or guardians. Among them is a wooden potato masher with which John Hayes pounded the face of his idiotic son until it was aw fully disfigured. Hayes was impris oned, and the boy sent to an asylum. a. piece oi a uarrei noop, witn sharp nails in it, is the torturing instrument used by Miles Bradley on tho bare body of Nellie Boyle, aged six years. She is in the protectory, and he was imprisoned. A more dreadlul weapon is a cat-o -nine-, tails, made of knotted strips of hard leather, bunched together. A ten-vear- old giri, Anna Schmidt, was cruelly in jured with it by Helena Wolf, who was sentenced therefor two months in tho penitentiary. Photographs of several children before and after their rescue from cruel treatment are shown, and the changed aspects of tho littlo ones are good to look at, after an inspection of the unpleasantly suggestive collection. The breaking np ol the " baby farm ing " business is fully determined on by the society, and their first victory was recently obtained in arresting Maggie McClusky, the proprietor of one of the worst of such establishments, Bonding her to the penitentiary for six months. and fining her 250. A trophy of this achievement is a nursing bottle, half full of a liquid that looks like dirty water, with a white sediment at the bottom the vacant half of the bottle representing all the food given to six babies in half a day. American Beef for Europe. The steamer Egypt took out from New York to Liverpool 810,000 worth of beef to be placed in the Liverpool and London markets. Tho firm who consigned the meat had had ereoted a large ice chest sixty feet wide and forty feet deep, divided into air tight com- Eartments. In these compartments the eef is hung np in quarters a distance of one foot apart. An immense chest of ice is placed at one end of this vault or receptacle, and a stream of air is forced through, keeping the atmosphere almost at freezing point. This was tho first shipment of American beef to Europe under the new plan, and tho consigners t-tate that they can sell a first-rate qual ity of beef in the English market twenty-five per cent, below the price of English beef. The New Jersey Stock Yard aud Abattoir company is having a steamer constructed especially for the purpose of conveying beef, mutton and perk from the abattoirs at Jersey City to England on an 'original prin ciple. Experiments have been in progress during the past three months for the purpose of testing the feasibility of shipping meats of all kinds to Europe irom tne mew lorn market without de terioration. Heaven's Own Child. A little girl in Reading, Pa., recently saw an old drunken man lying on a doorstep, the perspiration pouring off his face, and a crowd of children preparing to make fun of him. She took her little apron and wiped his faoo, and then looked up so pitifully to the rest and made this re mark: "Oh, say, don't hurt him. Ho's somebody's grandpa." A new cattle disease called charbon, iuvariably fatal in its effects, has been visiting eome farms in Ireland. The blood of the animals changes to the color and consistence of tar. Women's a d Men's Quarrels. Two men were walking down the street in Detroit, the Free Press says, arm in arm, followed by two dogs. The men were talking apparently about women, which is an unusual thing, for says one of them : Yes, by George, I'm tired hearing abont that fuss ; every time I go home it's dinged into my ears till I wish I was in the Sandwich islands, or my wife was, or something." Then the other man said that he " did thicK that women would quarrel oer the most foolish things one ever heard of, and he w;s glad that men did not al' low such trivial affairs to disturb their friendships as women did, and in fact" Then there arose a chorus of growls and yells in the rear, and both men turned round quickly to see what was the matter, and saw their respective dogs engaged in a tussle, and went right back to part them. There was a good deal of dust and dog, swearing, aud much excitement, and the ragged edge of a crowd begau to appear, when the two owners glided in and jawed at the dogs, and as that did not have tho de sired effect, possessed themselves of each dog's tail, and tugged and nulled for dear life. But the larger dog had locked his hold on the other, and had shut his eyes on outer things, and didn't care a cent how either the world or his tail wagged, so as he could hold on, and hold on he did. Then tho owner of tho other dog forgot himself and gave tho big one a kick, and a red nosed gentle man iu the crowd, who sported a pair of bed-ticking pants, said if any one kicked a dog of his'like that he'd kick him, and some one asked him "what business it was of his," and he said he " guesecd ho had somo rights as a spectator." " Get your dog off," says the owner of the smaller dog. "Get him off yourself," answered the other. "Blast him! I will!" said the first, and he proceeded to deposit sundry re sounding V'cks in the animal's ribs, whereupon the owner interiered and said " no gentleman would kick a dog like that ;" and the man with tho bed ticking pants said " that wus so." Then the other man wanted to know " who was no gentleman ?" and the man of tho big dog said "he was," and the other said he could " lick him if ho was," and there's no telling what might have hap pened if a bravo policeman hadn't arrived and cracked the dogs over the head, which had the effect of settling the fight all round very summarily. The two men haven't spoken since, but it's supposed that their opinions are the same as to the trivialty of women's quar rels. Natural History of a Scold. I had not seen Mrs. for a week, and supposed her either siek or away from home, when she drove up to my gate one morning, with all her children, iu tho carriage, and stopped to exchange salutations. She really looked less bright and blooming than usual, and I said: "You have been ill." "There it is again," exclaimed she, laughing; " everybody sees the want of oxygen in my blood. The truth is, I have been sowing steadily for a week upon tho children's dresses, and have not allowed myself a breath of fresh air, which I have always deemed etsacntial to my health, and on which I am now con vinced my good nature depends entirely. At the end of three days of unbroken sedentary employment I begin always to falter, and can hardly eat or sleep; but on this occasion I held on to my work, and finished article after article, till my head was in such a whirl 1 could hardly count the garments as I laid them away. But yesterday I becamo desperate; I scolded poor Bridget for some slight mistake, till she looked at me in unutter able amazement; I ordered every child out of tho house, even baby Benny here, becauso I couldn't bear the sound of a footfall withiu it; and when my husband came at night, and told me I looked really ill and nervous, it was the last feather that broko tho camel's back I was sure it was only a courteous way of saying I looked cross and ugly, and I burst into a fit of uncontrollable sobbing, and went to bed like a naughty child at eight o'clock. " This morning I locked np the un finished pile of sewing. We have a dinner basket there in the carriage, and are off for the woods. The children sav tliey are in pursuit of fun, but I after oxygen." am What Leads to Mauy Defalcations. A New York reporter, riding down town on a horse car, observed a floi id, bald-headed old man, dressed with scrupulous neatness, sitting directly op posite, who had the appearance of being a well-to-do merchant; but suspecting him to be a faro dealer, followed him, at a distance, into one of the side streets leading off from City Hall square, where he disappeared in a hallway. Arriving there, the reporter saw a hand pointing to a sign which read : " Ring the bell." The knob was pulled, and instantly the jingling of a bell was heard. Then a face appeared at a loophole in the door, which was readily opened. The room was large and elegantly furnished, and oue of the most important articles was a faro table. The benevolent looking old man was dealing, and a large number of dupes were losing money. In one corner was a sideboard, upon which shone numerous decanters filled with tempting liquids. Within au hour's time fifty persons visited this place, every one of whom staked something. They were mostly young men, clerks in banks, insurance duces, aud wholesale establishments down town, who dropped in here to invest five or ten dollars, and in nearly every instance to lose. A Coincidence. A gentleman at Saratoga, after waving his handkerchief for half au hour or more at an unknown lady whom ho dis covered at a distant point on the shore, was encouraged by a warm response to his signals to approach his charmer. Imagine his feelings when, on drawing nearer, he saw that it was his own dear wife, whom he had left at the hotel but a short time before. " Why, how re markable that we should have recog nized each other at such a distance," ex claimed both in the same breath, and llicn they changed tho subject. Women who Marry. " Women who marry seldom act but once i Their lot is, ere t' .ey wed, obedience Unto a father ( thenceforth to a husband ; But in the one selection which they make, Choice ef a mate for life and death In heaven, 1 hey may be said to aot, The man they wed Is as the living record of the deed 1 heir oue, momentous deed. If he be base, It veils their deed with shame ; if he bo greet, Enciroles it with glory j and if good, Haloes it with religion. Items of Interest. A German physician says that only those who perspire easily are subject to lhonmatism. The efforts to stock the rivers of Vic toria, Australia, with salmon have com pletely failed. . ' Ah I" said a young lady, 'tis sweet to be watched over by a brother of one's dearest friend." There are at Clapham, a suburb of London, some palm trees, formerly pro tected by glass, growing in tho open air. Strong butter that must Lave been which was found in a bog in Ireland, where it had been hidden in a cask since 1798. "I shall follow her soon," said a sad eyed man at the grave of his wifo. Within a month he was following an other woman. The Crystal Palace, London, has poid no dividends for many years, and it is now proposed to soil it, lease it, or dis pose of it by lottery. The late sultan of Turkey had 1,900 cooks, it is said cooks and sub-cooks; bnt his successor has prudently dis missed 1,450 of them. Fishermen, wrap your trout in brown paper, put him into the ashes with a few live coals atop, and in fifteen minutes he will be fit for a king to eat. Men who "go West " to pick up gold in the streets of San Francisco hire out in the wheat fields, and, settling down, obey the philosopher's injunction. A Chinese newspaper published at Shanghai, under foreign auspices, has a circulation of 6,000 daily, and is sold at ton cash, or something less than a cent. What does Good Friday mean ?" asked one schoolboy of another. " You had better go homo and read your Robinson Crusoe,' " was tho withering reply. A couple of fishes, brought from Sherman, Colorado, have received tho name of walking fishes. They have four legs, which they use on land, and double up when in the water. Along tho St. John's river, in Florida, the estimates of tho orange crop have been reduced one-half, and the young trees are said to be dying by scores on account of the dry season. " How early should the education of a child begin ?" was the question asked of a learned physician. " Twenty years before he is born," was tho reply. "Good mothers make good children." Complain not that tho way is long What road is weary that lcids there ? Sat let the angel take thy hand, And lead theo np the misty stair, And there with beating heart await The opening of the golden gate. An undertaker's clerk at Chicago has an eye to business. Ho observed a mail outing a watermelon, and succeeded in obtaining his name and address. He said it would save much unnecessary de lay. A man who has evidently been victim ized wiites : Fifteen thousand dollars iu gold will now buy au American lady a decent outfit to be married in, and there's no use talking about prices going any lower. A Southerner, writingfrom a wateriug place to his homo paper, wonders why a prudish girl who will dunce with no one but her brother will run along tho beach "naked as to the knee," aud kicking sand at-her beau. Surgeon Major Colvill, of the English army, writes from Bagdad to a London puper that tho true Oriental plague un doubtedly prevails in that city. It has boon treated with quinine, es an experi ment, but not successfully. The honor of tha best centennial joke is accorded to tho emperor of Brazil. Oa learning the number of revolutions per minute of the great Corliss engino at the Philadelphia Exhibition, he said : " That beats our South Americau re publics." It has been estimated that since the first of April 75,000 to 80,000 bushels of oysters have been taken from St. Michael's river, Md., and sent to New Jersey waters to be planted, while from other points large t-hipments have been made also. ' Are yon goiug to make a flower bed here, Judkins?" asked a young lady of the gardener. " Yes, m'ss, them's the orders," answered the gardener. "Why, it will quite spoil our croquet ground. "Can't help it, mis; them's your pa's orders. He says he'll have it laid out for horticulture, not for husbandry. It is noticeable that the Black Hills furor has not raged so furiously among the youths of our land since the arrival of news from General Custer's command. Many a boy who, some days ago, was saving up his pennies to buy a railroad ticket and revolvers, now walks out into the back yard and cuts kindling wood without a murmur. It was at a Paris restaurant where he had dined with a friend and given the waiter a twenty-frano piece to pay for the meal. The waiter returns, and ringing the coin on the marble table, says: "Sir, it is bad." "Bad!" cries the gnest; "don't you see the date . 1835 1 If it were bad, do you think they woull have let it remain in circulation so long? " The deepest perpendicular mining shaft in the world is in Prizibram, Bo hemia, and measures 3,280 feet It is a lead mine, and is supposed to have been begun about 350 years ago. In other places greater depths have bt en reached, but not by straight lines. A rock eo.it bore near Berlin is 4,175 feet deep, and a coal mine in Belgium 8,51'2. The deepest hole ever bored is an artesian well, of 5,500 feet, at rotBdam, Mo.