lie illll HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL D12SPERANDUM. ' . Two Dollars per Annum. VOL. VI. RIDGAVAY, ELK COUNTY, IA., THURSDAY, ATOIL 20, 18TC. NO- 9- Sunset. Upward do I journey slowly, As the Bhadow lengthen fast, To a land of sunlight holy, Where no evening thades are cast Noontide glory In that land shall always last. Bee the sun In iplendor shining, Oa the hilltops of the went 1 . Grandly thus the day declining, Brings a night of peaceful reft ; Wuile earth's weary, Loi.g to fl id its sluaher blest ! Life's hi(;h wesVm hills aro shading, Solemnly the path t go ; Stinsot glory too is fading, Soon I'll miss the golden glow j Sunset shadows Soon will leave my path below. And with joy unmauned by sorrow Do I hail life's eventide. Herald of a blight to-morrow, Ovi r on the other side ; Through the darkness Gladly will my spirit glide. Some I love are over yonder, Basking in a fadeless ray, And my feet would gladly wander With them in their nen found day ; Since they left me, Lone to me has been life's way. Night comes on ; and not regretting That the day is almost done, Calmly I await the setting Of the distant sinking sun ; Glad in spirit That the race is nearly run. THE DOUBLE WEDDING. Marjorie Wallace represented to me nil th it was noble, generous, self-sacrificing in womanhood. Sly gratitude to her begun when I was ten years old, and she came to the cottage where my moth er had siraped ont scauty food for her Helf and for me longer than my memory recalls. 'She lifted mo from that moth er's deal, cold form, when I was sob bing out my childish agony, and cover ing my thin, chilled limbs in her own velvet cloak, carried me to her home; sho clothed me in garments as soft and fine as her own; phe shared every luxury of lyr splendid home with mo; phe gave mo teachers for all studies suitod to my ag As I grew to womanhood she introduced mo to society as her adopted sister. Bast of all, she loved me I bin was twenty-five when she took mo home, and for eight yeas I can re call only happiness. I had no whim un gratifiod, no reasonable wish crossed or denied. If I had been indeed the sis tor phe called mo she could not have lavished upon me more tender care and affection. When I was eighteen I had a lovei who won my whole heart. I gave him love, unconsciously, and when his words showed me what my own sensatious meant I shrunk back affrighted. With the intuition of deep, grateful affection, I knew that Marjorie had wrapped up her life in miuo. She stood utterly alone in tho world. Her paid compau ion nud housekeeper was a matron of middle age, whose whole soul was ab sorbed in preserves, pickles and crotchet 'work. In her loneliness she had taken me into her great, noble heart, and when I loft her I knew I should leave her desolate. So I shrunk back from the avowal that was such an ecstaey of delight, such a bitter self-reproach. I thought I had conquered all traces of emotion in my face as I went from the garden where we had walked my lover and myself to Marjorie's sitting-room. But sho looked into my face, with her soft, beautiful eyes shadowed by a troubled inquiry. " Have you quarreled with Stephen ?" she asked. No I have not quarreled we that is I do not think he will come again." For tho first time she frowned sternly. " Is it possible that you are that base trifler, a coquette," sho said, in a voice full of indignation, " that you have led Stephen to believe that you loved him ouly from vanity, and have rejected his honest, true love f " In my deep pniu that she could so misjudge me I sobbed out the truth that I loved Stephen, but that it seemed to mo a base ingratitude to desert her. "Child! child 1" she said, softly, gathering me in her arms. " Heaven forbid your life should be pacrifioed to me 1 Did you ever hear among our friends of my love story ?" "Never t" I said, earnestly. " But I knew there was a great grief in your life at some time. I could see it in your eyes, even in your smile. It is tender and sweet, but never joyous." "When I was your age," she said, gently stroking my hand as she spoke, " I was called handsome, and I was as light hearted as a bird. My orphanhood was an event so long past that I have no recollection of my parents ; but my uncle was father and dear companion to me. He was a wealthy man, and gave me every advantago that wealth cm be stow. And when Arnold Halcombe " I started at that name, but Majorie did not notice, continuing her story : ' wooed me for his wife, Uncle Charles made no objection, though my lover was a poor man, compared to my uncle. We were very happy in those days, very happy ! Arnold was a true, noble man, one to whom love was a sacred word, a woman's heart a sacred trust. We had been betrothed nearly six months when Uncle Charles docided to accept an invi tation to spend a week with some city friends to give mo an opportunity to do shorminc. for in the spiiner I was to be Arnold Haloombe's wife. We started off gayly, and spent a most delightful week in London. Uncle Charles was a resi dent there during several years before he retired from business, and oonld take me to visit all points of interest. We made large purchases for my bridal outfit, and returned home. Alas I we returned, mourning heavi ly, where we had left so gayly. Upon our trip from the city, Uncle Charles, in some way, made a false step upon the platform from a railway carriage, and fll. ininrinar himself so severely that im mediate amputation of both legs became necessary. It was in my power then to repay tho devotion and care that had been lavished upon me, and I faithfnlly endeavored to alleviate my dear nnole s sufferings in every way in my power. " It was theu, dear, that my heart was torn as yours is to-day. The basest in gratitude seemed to me involved in my marriage, necessitated a divided duty, even if my husband would consent to live here. That, too, I hesitated to ask for, as you know the life here will tiet ter suit a retired elderly man or woman than a young, ambitious aspirant for the world's honors and profits. So I made my choice." "But your choice was to remain with your uncle." "Yes, dear. I remained here. Arnold Halcombe, the noblest man I ever knew, did not make my duty harder by anger at his dismissal. Very sadly he admitted the necessity of the case, and left me. Even then he 'would have corresponded with me, have held himself bound; but that I would not permit. My uncle's life was not in danger, and I would not let Arnold waste the best years of his manhood, without wife or home. So we bade each other farewell, and a few months later I heard that my lover had joined a party of men going to Austra lia." " And have you never heard of him since ?" "Never I My uncle lived sis years. When I was most desolate, after his death, I found you. You have been my comfort for eight long years; but I do not mean to tie your young life down to mine. When I die, I hope to leave you happy in your own home. Stephen knows this, dear." " Majorie," I whispered, "did Arnold Halcombe marry ?" " I never knew, dear." "But you do you still love him?" " Yes, dear, I shall love him while I live I" She told me no more then of her heart history, but talked of Stephen, of our love, or ner entire sympathy in our future. I think sho must havo written to him, for in the evening he came again, and we were betrothed. I knew that Stephen must return to his business in a few days, but he prom ised to return in a month's time. Marjorie gave him a cordial invitation to be our guest. But when Marjorie left us alone for the confidences lovers exchange, I plunged at once into the subject that had been in my mind all clay. "Stephen," I said, "tell me again about your cousin's offer." " Why, do you want to go to Austra lia ?" he cried, in amazement. " No, but I want to know something about your cousin." " There is but little to tell. When I was a mere boy he went to Australia, a poor man. He invested a very small capital in sheep, hiring his farm. By degrees he increased his stock, bought tho farm, and became an enormously wealthy man. About six months ago he came to London, intending to remain here. But he wishes still to retain some of his Australian possessions, and is looking for an agent, to whom he offers far greater advantages thau those he en joyed himself. When ho first proposed to me to go, I thought as I thiuk now, that I preferred to pursue the business I have here, and grow rich slowly, than to exile myself perhaps for years. But had you persisted in what you said this morning, I think to-morrow I should have accepted my cousin's offer." " Is your cousin married f " " No, indeed 1 And yet he is as free from bachelor eccentricities as I am. He had some disappointment in his youth, and it never soured or imbittered him. He is a splendid fellow, one of the haud somest men I ever saw, and as noble as he is fine-looking. But why are you in terested about him f " " I will tell you when you come again. In the meantime, will you use your in fluence to persuade him to come with you r " Here ?" "Yes, here. Bring him with you. Make nny excuse you like, only bring him !" " But I do not understand," began Stephen. " Never mind. I have promised to tell you then." "I will bring him, if he will come." I was sure he would come I It was hard to carry a secret hidden from Mar jorie's loviug eyes for an entire month ; but, fortunately, we were soon engrossed in wedding preperations for Marjorie, remembering her own broken love dream, had consented and won my con sent to Stephen's wish to be married in January. So we spent the late October and early November days in stitching busily upon the finery that every bride wishes to take to her new home. And as our needles flew in and out upon the dainty work we reserved from that in hired hands, Marjorie told mo more of her own youthful life, revealing unconscious ly how purely unselfish she had ever been, how her whole life had gradually led upward to the noble self-sacrifice that left her at thirty-three still single. When the day came, all my nervous anxiety about our preparations was at tributed to my desire to have Stephen please J ; but, strange as it may seem, I was not thinking of Stephen. He was to come on the train due at half-past eleven, and the carriage was sent to the station to meet him. I was dressed early, and fussed about Marjorie till even her quiet gentleness was roused to opposition. " Why, child, it is absurd," she said, as I dragged my favorite of all her dresses from the wardrobe. " I shall look like a goose in that in the morn ing !" " But we will have no chance to dress again," I urged, " and this is bo becom ing." I had pulled her hair down, and was twining the magnifioent raven lengths into the most becoming coiffure my skill could compass. In the' glossy braids I twisted a half wreath of fine leaves with the scarlet blossoms I had taken from the conservatory. The dress Marjorie would not wear, but she chose a heavy black silk, with trimmings of thread lace, and let me put a scarlet bow upon the fine lace at the throat, and coral ear rings in tne small, white ears. " I look like a flamingo I" she protested. " You look like a queen I" I persisted. The folds of rich silk trailing upon the ground suited well her tall, noble figure, and her face was always the most beauti ful one 1 ever saw. Her life of constant nsefulneps, charity and intellectual de velopment had left its seal in the depths of her large dark eyes, the smile upon her perfect mouth. It required some diplomacy to escape observation when I led our visitors into the house, but I invented an errand that sent Majorie to my room just as the car riag drove up. Stephen was accompanied by his cousin, and my first look into his hand some face convinced me that memory was busy at finding himself in Marjorie s house. I gave scant greeting. to Stephen before I drew Arnold Halcombe into the library. I scarcely know in what words I told him of my debt to Marjorie, of her confidence to me, and my plau, of which I was careful to assure him she was totally ignorant. But his answers sent me with flying feet to seek my bene factress. I found her in my room, vainly search ing for the ornament I had fast in my pocket, but my face caused her to pause in the task. " What good news does Stephen bring that makes my little girl so radiant ?" she asked. I put my arms about her, and holding her fast, I said, almost sobbing in my eagerness : " Marjorie, since the day you lifted me from my poverty and suffering to utter happiness, I have never ceased to pray that at some time I might be per mitted to bring some brightness to you." " Dear child, every hour you are with me answers your prayers," she said, lovingly. "But I never hoped," I said, "that I could bring you such glad tidings as I have now." " To me 1" she cried, her sweet face growing pale. "Of Arnold Halcombe," I said, softly; "of his true, unchanging love for you; of his faithful devotion to the one deep affection of his life; of Mar jorie, Marjorie, of his presence here to day to tell you this himself I" I was sobbing by this time in excited joy. But Marjorie, only a little paler, her eyes slowly irradiating with glorious light, said : "Here? Arnold here?" "In the library, waiting for you," I answered, suddenly releasing her, plung ing down stairs, rushing in upon patient Stephen iu the drawing-room, aud exe cuting a pas scul for his benefit that certainly would have admitted mo to any lunatic asylum in the country. Then I pulled him down, and, iu whispers, told him about it, laughing and crying, till he declared I would wind np with a fit of hysterics. But I didn't. I was as proper and prettily behaved as possible when Mar jorie came in, loaning upon Arnold Hal combe's arm, with every lurking shadow chased from her face by the gentle hap piness there, while he, erect and proud, looked as a man does who gains tho su preme desire of his heart after years of waiting. If ever true, fervent thanksgiving as cended from a grateful, happy heart, I am sure it rose from Marjorie's on that November day when Arnold came to her. We had a double wedding in January, aud Stephen carried me to his London home ; but we make frequent holidays to the lovely home where Marjorie gives us cordial welcome, and whero, I am sure, she has the desolation I dreaded to leave all swept away in the happiness of her husband's presence and devoted love. Wise People. Because a man has lived in a city all his days no one need immagine that ho isn't posted in all that pertains to agri culture and horticulture, botany, etc. Such a man is even better posted than he who makes it his business to sow and reap and prune. A gentleman living on Fort street, west, employed a gardener to trim up a shade tree a little. Tho gardener had just commenced work when a lawyer passed by and remarked : " Do you want to kill that tree ? If you don't, you had better let it alone for r.t least two weeks longer." The gardener fixed his ladder and put the saw into a limb, and a doctor came along and said: " You'll kill that tree stone dead if you cut a limb off ! You ought to havo pruned it three weeks ago." The gardener had severed two or three more limbs when a banker halted under the tree and exclaimed: "Good heavens I Are you insane? You shouldn't touch that tree till June, when the sap is warm ! Any fool could tell you better than to trim it now!" The gardener expected such expres sions to be hurled at him, and he kept at his work without heeding them. Pretty soon a clergyman sauntered up, saluted the tree trimmer with a pleasant "Good morning," and added that it made his heart glad to see a man trim ming trees iu the right season. He said that the last few days of March were really the only days in the whole year when the limbs could safely be lopped off. The gardener was just finishing tho job when an insurance man who never lived a day outside of a city, except to take a vacation, came around the corners halted, scowled fiercely, and said: " See here ! What kind of a garden er are you, any way ? If you don't tie a rope around the body of that tree, the sap will all run into the roots, and the top will die!" The tree is still in. position to hea further remarks. Detroit Free Press. One's Own Steward. An old refrain teaches that those who would thrive by the plow must either follow it or drive. This inoident illus trates the same idea of business: " I cannot conceive," said one noble man to another, " how it is that you manage. Though your estate is less than mine, I cannot afford to live at the rate you do." " My lord," said the other, I havo a place." " A place f Yon amaze me. I never heard of it till now. Fray what place?" "I am ray own steward." The Spring Styles. A handsome parlor tablecloth is of blue satin, brocaded iu gold colors, with a heavy, deep edge of gold colored lace. The uppers of walking boots for ladies are made of the same goods as the suits worn, unless they are of silk. The foxings are French kid. The dress parasol is made of eoru col ored silk, either plain or figured, lined with brown taffeta silk, and finished by a fall of ecru colored lace. Light summer-like overdresses are made of unbleached imperial or Itnliiin lace, rows of inserting alternateing with rows of cream colored silk or ribbon. Overskirts and jackets made of alter nate rows of Valenciennes lace and col ored grosgrain ribbons are to be worn over silk skirts matching the ribbon iu color. Very high combs are to be worn with tho Centennial coiffure, in which ar rangement the hair is brought up, very high on the head in heavy braids and puffs. The latest importations of suits have the sleeves of the material of the cor sage, but the composite effect is secured by deep trimmings of the materials of the underskirt. A black velvet band to be worn around the neck, outside of tho stand ing collar, has gold or silver coins sew ed on the lower edge, and in front there is a pendant made of the coins. Cream colored honeycomb or fine diagonal cashmere is used for stylish overdresses, trimmed with cashmere lace in the neck and around the wrists, but no trimming on the bottom. The new " Blade-'o-grass " hat is of wood colored chip, trimmed with pours of wood colored gretradine, grasses gone to seed, rosebuds, and ribbon grass. The new sailor hats for boys are made of straw without any rims. The upper edgo of the band around the crown pro jects further out than the lower edge, which is bound with ribbon; two short ends drop from the back. Some waterproofs are made of gray English waterproof cloth, bound with block braid. They are cut almost tight fitting, having a pointed hood, lined with black silk, and gathered with a black cord and tassels. They have large coat Bleeves, but no cape. One of the sailor hats for girls is of brown chip, having a cardinal red gros grain ribbon around the crown, tying in the back into two long bows and ends. The crown on the top has two or three of the braids split open and bows of cardinal red silk and white flowers in serted. A pretty sack for a little girl is made of blue aud white honeycomb cloaking. It iu long and has two pockets, one on either side. The coat sleeves, sack, pockets, lapels, and collar are bound with blue bias silk. The turu-down col lar is fastened by a blue ribbon boa; a blue pash ties it in at the waist. A pretty suit f or'a small boy is thus described ; The skirt is kilt-plaited, having threo plaits of gray flannel, then three of blue flannel, and so on around the skirt. The sailor blouse waist is made of the gray flannel, with the col lar and cuffs of the blue. A suit for a girl aged nine years is made in the same style, with the addition of a long blue flannel Bash. A very pretty hat, in the capote shape, of white chip, has a scarf of cashmere net on one side of the crown, with an end and loop in tho back. Ecru colored silk bows are mixed in withjlhe net. On the other side is a bunch of full blown daisies, with brown centers and buds. The edge is bound with brown velvet. The face trimming con sists of the silk and daisies. A Curious Medical Case. Over two years ago, at Adrian, Mich. , a little boy about two and a half years old, son of Sylvester Blossom, was playing with his sister, older than himself, in the yard near by a leech of ashes which had been set up and from which strong lye was dripping iu a kettle. The little fellow had a clay pipe and his sieter told him the lye was molasses, and he dipped some up iu tho pipe bowl aud innocently swallowed it. His screams of pain brought his frightened mother to the spot at once, and as soon as possible a physician was summoned, who admister ed antidotes to save the little sufferer and counteract the influence of the lye, but the great harm had been done and the child was in a most pitiable condition. For a time it was thought he must die, as no nourishment could be kept upon his stomach at all. He finally became enabled to keep down a little milk, and lingered along for months. The best physicians of Adrian aud many promi nent men from abroad were in turn called upon and treated him, but none could give relief. The throat had seem ingly become hardened, and the esophagus or tube passageway leading to the stomach had gradually contracted until it is now not more than one-eighth of an luoli in diameter, nor a wliile an egg was mixed with his milk and occasionally some beef tea given him, but usually the stomach rejected it, aud if the least pa tide of solid substauce was eaten it invariably choked him. Finally he was given milk alone, and he is now quite a strong boy aud otherwise apparently healthy. He eats or lather drinks three quarts of milk per day, and this consti tutes his entire food. If he happens to get any substance in this passageway and gets strangled he gets relief by naving ms arms jerked suddenly upward, wneu ine obstruction is expelled. The Invitation Card. Cards of invitation t the Centennial opening are ready. They are double sheets, with the dates "1776 1876" at the top, and a shield on which is the in scription : " The Centennial Year of the United States of America. Then below : ' The United States Centennial Com mission respectfully invites you to bo present at the opening of the Interna tional Exhibition of 1876, on the tenth of May, at Fairmount Park, Philadel- pma. "To " Philadelphia, 1876." THE RIYEIi ROUSTABOUTS. The Hongn of the OTInnlsalppI Rteomern nnrt I.rvrr A C.lnss of Men whose OKI Char" acteiistlca are Deparllnn Vocallam or a a Novel Sort. Probably loss than one-third of the stevedores and 'longshoremen employed in our tiver tralho, says a uuicinnati paper, are white: but the calling now roally belongs by right to the colored men, who are by lar tne Dest rousta bouts and are unrivaled as firemen. The white stevedores are generally tramps, willing to work only through fear of the worknouso ; or, sometimes laborers un able to obtain other employment? and glad to earn money for the time being at any employment. On board the boats, ne whites and colored men mess separ ately and work under different mates, there being on an average about twenty- five roustabouts to every boat. Cotton boats running on tho lower Mississippi will often carry sixty or seventy deck hands, who can earn some sersons from forty-five dollars to sixty dollars per month. Roustabout life in 1he truest sense is, then, the life of the colored population of the Bows, and, partly, of Bucktown blacks and rr.ulattoes from all parts of the St.tas, bat chiefly from Kentucky and eastern Virginia, where most of them appear to have toiled on the plantations before freedom ; and echoes of the old plantation life still live in their songs and pastimes. You may hear old Kentucky slave songs chanted nightly on the steamboats, in that wild, half-molancholy key peculiar to the na tural music of the African race ; and you may see the- old slave dances nightly performed to the air of some ancient Virginia reel in the dance houses of Sausage Row, or the " ballrooms " of Bucktown. There is an intense unique ness about all this pariah existence ; its boundaries are most definitely fixed ; its enjoyments are wholly sensual, and many of them are marked by peculiari ties of a strictly local character. Many of their songs, which havo never ap peared in print, treat of levee life in Cincinnati, of all the popular steamboats running on the "Muddy Water," and of the roustabout haunts on the river banks iu Bucktown. To collect these curious songs, or even the most popular of them, would be a labor of months, and even then a difficult one, for the colored roustabouts are in the highest degree suspicious of a man who ap proaches them with a note book aud pencil. One of the most popular rousta bout songs now sung on the Ohio is the following. The air is low and melan choly, and when sung in unison by the colored crew of a vessel leaving or ap proaching port, has a strange, sad sweet ness about it which is very pleasing. The two-fold character of poor Molly, at once good aud bad, is somewhut typical of the stevedore's sweetheart : Molly was a good gal and a bad gal, too, Oh, Molly, row, gal. Molly was a good gal and a bad gal, too, Oh, Molly, row, gal. I'll row dis boat and I'll row no more, Row, Molly, row, gal. I II row die boat and I'll go on shore, How, Molly, row, gal. Captain on the biler deck a-heaving of the lead, Ob, Molly, row, gal, Calling to the pilot to give her " Tarn ahead," liow, Molly, row, gal. Here is another, to a slow and sweet air. Ihe cliorus, wnen well sung, is extremely pretty : Shawneetown is burniu' down, Who tola you so ? Shawneetown is burniu' down, Who tole yon so ? Cynthie, my darliu' gal, Who tole you so ? Cynthie, my darlin' gal, How do you know ? Chotue Sharcneetown is burnin', etc, How, my boys, d'ye 'spect to hold her, Way down below? I've got no skin on either shoulder, Who tole you soV Chorus Shawneetown is burnin', etc The next we give is of a lively de- scription : I come down the mountain, Au' uhe ojmo down the lane, An' all that I could Bay to her Was, " Good-bye, 'Liz Jane." Chorus Farewell, 'Liza Jane ! Farewell, 'Liza Jane! Don't throw yourself away, for I Am coming back again. I got up on a housetop. And give my horn a blow ; Thought I hcerd Miss Dinah say, "Yonder cornea your beau." Chorus. Et I'd a few more boards, To build my chimney higher, I'd keep arouu' tho country gals, Chunkin' up the fire. Chorus. The following are fragments of rather lengthy chants, the words being almost similar in both, the choruses and airs being very different. The air of the first is sonorous and regularly slow, like a sailor's chant when heaving anchor. The air of the next is quick and lively. Balle-a-Leo's got no timo, Oh, Belle ! oh, Belle ! Robert E. Lee'a got railroad time, Oh, Belle! oh, Belle ! Wish I was in Mobile bay, Ob, Belle I oh, Belle ! Rollin' eotton by de day, Oh, Belle, oh, Belle ! ' I wish 1 was in Mobile bay, Rollin' ootton by de day, . Stow'u' sugar in the hull below, Bolow, belo-ow, Stow'u' sngar in de hull below ! De Nacbez is a new boat; she just in her prime, Beats any oder boat on de New Orleans line. Btow'n' sugar in de bull below,eto. Engiuee' t rough de trumpet, gives the fireman UoWS, Couldn' make steam for de fire in de flues. Stow'n' sugar in de hull below.eto. Cap'n oa de biler deck, a soratobiu' of bis heal Hollers to de deck hand to beave de larbo'rd lead. Stow'n' sngar iu dehull below, etc. One fact worth mentioning about these colored singers is, that they can mimio the Irish accent to a degree of perfec tion which an American, Englishman, or German could not hope to acquire. But the most famous song, in vogue among the roustabouts is "Limber Jim," or "Shiloh." Very few know it all by heart, which is not wonderful when we consider that it requires something like twenty minutes to sing "Jjimber Jim" from beginning to end, and that tho whole song, if printed in full, would fill two columns. The only person iu the city who can sing the song through, we believe, is a colored laborer, who " run on the river " for year, and acquired so much of a reputation by Binging "Limber Jim," that ho has been nicknamed after the mythical individual aforesaid, and is now known by no other name. Jim, very good - naturedly, sung the song for us a few nights ago, aud we took down some of the most striking verses for the benefit of our readers. Tho air is wonderfully quick and lively, and the chorus is quite exciting. The leading singer sings the whole song, excepting tho chorus, " Shiloh," which dissyllable is generally chanted by twenty or thirty voices of abysmal depth at the same time with a sound like the roar of twenty Chinese gongs struck with tremendous force and precision. The chorus is fre quently accompanied with that wonder fully rapid slapping of thighs and hips known as " pattiDg Juba." Nigger an' a white man playing eeven-up, White man played an ace; an' nigger feared to take it np. White man played ace an' nigger played a nine White man died, an' nigger went blind. Limber Jim, ill. Shiloh 1 Talk it agin, All. Shiloh! Walk back in love, AH. Shiloh! You turtle dove, All Shiloh! Under a Cloud. A Danbury merchant was standing in his store door, talking with several friends, when a passing stranger, a lank man in a rough suit of clothes, approach ed and shook hands with him. "How are ye?" inquired the stranger. " Pretty well. How is yourselfi" re sponded the merchant, with business promptness, nit hough it was evident that he couldn't "place" tho new comer. ' You're looking a heap better than that night down at Ransom, you re member ?" said the stranger. " Ransom ?" ejaculated the merchant. " I don't know what you mean." "Mum's the word!" said tho man, winking oneeye with exquisite facetious ness, while the several bystanders look ed inquiringly at the merchant. " I don't remember ever seeing you before," said the merchant, coloring slightly. "I don't suppose you do remember seeing me, but you did see mo at Ran som that night, aud I see you. I kinder reckon," he significantly drawled, "that I did." " I never saw you iu my life," assert ed the merchant, smarting under the in sinuating language of the stranger. That party smiled. "Wa'n'tyou at the hotel in Ransom two weeks ago to-morrow?" he asked, shutting one yo. "No, I was not." " Oh ! And you didn't have the jim jams, I suppose?" demanded the stran ger, desperately. "Never !" gasped the merchant. " An kick over the table, continued the stranger, "an' knock down the landlord with a billiard cue ?" " Never, never I" " An' I suppose you'll next deny that two of us had to hold you down to keep you from knocking your head against the -wall, an' that arter the doctor come I had to stand around with a club and swL-.li away at pretended snakes to keep 'em from bitin on you ?" and the stran ger looked intently at his victim. "It's no such thing. It's a lie," cried the unhappy merchant. "Ohl You ain't the man ? You ain't the man that swore you'd have the heart's blood of all Ransom ? You nin't the man, I suppose, who tore all his own clothes off, an' jumped into his own hat, a new silky, an' knocked the crown clean through?" "I tell you, I ain't the man, and I want you to understand it," shouted the merchant, losing his temper entirely. " Not the man 1" gasped the stranger, looking very hard at him. "No!" " Can it be possible," said the stran ger, in a tone of mingled doubt and pain, " that there are two men in Dan bury with just such heads, an' such eyes, an' such noses an chins. I wouldn t a thought it 1 wouldn t a thought it" And, shaking his head dubiously, he passed on. "That man must be a lunatic," the wretched merchant gasped, mopping the perspiration from his fiery face. "Yaas 1" drawled one of his neighbors, looking curiously at the others. And they slowly and silently withdrew, and the merohant went back in his store, feeling very unsettled and uncomfort able. To Secure an Adjournment. The gentleman from Louisville, Ken tucky, is entitled to a patent for a new method of bringing about an easy and quick adjournment of the Kentucky House even in the midst of the most persistent filibustering resistance. After many abortive attempts had been made. about ten minutes after the clock had struck two p. h. he sent one of the pages out and procured a large piece of middling meat, which he proceeded to broil on the coals in one of the large. projecting fireplaces of the Eouse. Sot n the dinner suggesting odoi 8 of that broil mg meat began to spread through the House and salute the olfactories of bat tliog but hungry members, and in less than five minutes another motion to ad journ was made and carried like a shot. Gessips. These are the spiders of society They weave their petty webs of lies and sneers , And lio themselves In ambush for tho spoil. The web seems fair and glitters in tho mn, And the poor viotim winds him in the toil, Before be dreams of danger or of death. Alas, the misery that snch inflict ! A word, a look, have power to wring the heart, And leave it struggling in the net, Spread by the false aud crnel, who delight In the Ingenious torment they contrive. Items of Interest. How to get something in your stock ing Put your foot in it. London pays nearly one-third of tho whole of the income tax of England. The extreme height of misery is a small boy with a new pair of boots and no mud puddle. Nature is nature, you can't alter the crook of a dog's tail much and preserve the length of it too. A Nevada highwayman bought six books of an agent just for the pleasure of stealing the money back. If there is a past in which men have done ill, let them have hope, for there is a future in which they may do well. Every married woman is personally acquainted with a man who will sit right alongside of a stove and let the fire go out. A small place has been selected for tho Greek contributions in the Centen nial building. It is known as the Greece spot. Four thousand head of cattle have died in Utah this winter on account of the deep snows, which prevented their getting to the grass. " Thou Hast Loved Me and Left Me, for twenty-five cents," is the latest caso of heartless desertion, and may be seen in the window of a music publisher. A Western paper says every member of Congress has a good angel continu ally looking over his shoulders. Those angels must be dreadfully shocked occa sionally. In the Spanish department of the Cenntenial there will be a display of re markable taste, for at the restaurants you may not only see a cigar smoked but a cigarette. A Buffalo dyer will send to any part of the city for a five cent job, dyo it, and return it to the owner, and send the bill by mail. The only mean thing about him is that he wants his pay. Wholesale dry goods merchants, who know to advertise, an exchange says, sold more goods, in the last twelve months than in the corresponding period of any former year. Make, a note of this. Formerly it was a maxim that a young woman should never be married until she had spun herself a set of body, table, and bed linen. From this custom all unmarried women wero termed spin sters. Here is the model verdict of a coroner's jury : " We do believe, after due inquiries, and according to our best knowledge, that wo do not know how, when and where said infant came to its death." A skillful doctor who cured tho sultan of a carbuncle, has been mado a general, and received four thousand dollars in gold. The reward shows a medical man what industry, patients and a good car bnno'e will do. And canst thou always love me thus, Alfred?" she murmured, "even when age has crept upon me and left his traces here i There was a pause on his part, but it was only momentary, when he replied, in a tone of deep re monstrance: " Can a duck swim ? A celebrated scientist is going about telling that our sun is much inferior to other great lights in the universe. As if it were not enough for poor, down trodden man to know that his gas is a failure, he has to be taunted with the fact that even the daylight is far from being a first-rate article. A remarkable duel is reported from the neighborhood of Toulouse. The com batants were two journalists, and both good shots. They met at eight in tho morning, and after the usual prelimina ries the signal to fire was given. Both the duelists fell dead on the spot, each having received a boll in the region of the heart. They were both married and leave large families. Norwich Bulletin says : Mr. Buckle states that human nature has changed very little in the last three thousand years, but we do not remember any re cord of a ltoman senator trying to ac count to his wife for a light deposit of pearl powder on the left shoulder of his toga on the ground that he had been playing checkers in a grist mill. Michael McConnell, who was hanged recently for murdering Mr. Nelson Mills, at Hamilton, Canada, said on tho scaffold : " If Mr. Mills had taken a little more pity on me this would not have happened. He made me a bank rupt for a debt of $14, when all I asked for was a little more time. I got angry, and killed him in my auger. I hope this will be a lesson to all present." The editor of the Hopkinsville Era asks, with the air of one who has had losses: "How are the people of the United States to enjoy the Centennial celebration when they are haunted by the consciousness that, notwithstanding their existence as a nation covers a period of one hundred years, they have never invented a noiseless shooting gun by which burglars and other pests might be killed without disturbing the police ?" The Journal de Jloubaix tells a heart rending tale of the horrible fate of a family who could not escape from the top story of a high house in which a fire was fiercely raging below. Mattresses having been placed on the roof of an ad joioing shed, the eldest daughter, aged twenty, leaped first, and, notwithstand ing she fell on a mattress, broke her skull, jaw and hips, surviving a quarter of an hour. The father followed and was instantly killed, next came the son, with the same result, the youngest daughter jumped last and shared the fate of the others,