. MS f r ( HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL DESPEIIANDTJM. Two Dollars per . Annum. iiilf VOL. V. The Farm and Ihe City. An old farmhouee, with meadows wldo, And sweat with clover on each side ; A bright-eyed boy, who looks from out The door with woodMiie wreathed about, And wmlies his one thought all day t " Oh ! if T.could but fly away Fran this dull spot the world to see, lion- happy, happy, happy, How happy I should be !" Amid the city's constant din ! A man who round the world has been, Who, 'mid the tumult and the throng, Is thinking, thinking all day long t " Oh ! oould I only trace once more The field path to the farmhouse door. The old, green meadow could I see, How happy, happy, happy, How happy I should be !" AX OLD SAILOR'S YARX. I had shipped into the ship Robert jsowne, in JNew Xork, bound for San Iraneisco, and she put in to Rio for fiesh stores, liavin' passengers aboard Sha were locrsred as puttin' in for water. but that were only on account of the ins trance, cause, yon see, water bein necessity, yon can go in for that without making a deviation of the wnere. That'i what they calls it, you know, and your insurance is all right ; but the real fact were she went m for stores, and princi pally grog. Whether the skipper and ins passengers got it or not 1 don t know, but 1 m very sure I did. and when woke out of the spree I found that the ship had been three days at sea and had curried an my dunnage with her. wen, sir, ot course, without money anu witnout ciotnos l had to come on the consul's hands, and it were the first time I had ever done so, except in case 01 wreck. .very scrape 1 ever cot into. sir, and almost every scrape everybody else ever I know'd got into, come of dmikm rum. Well, the American consuls in foreign ports has a fund provided for sich cases as mine, for you see when a captain pays - . ? . . . . a man on in a ioreign port ue nas lor to give him three months' extra pav. one month of which the consul keeps, and this creates a tuna lor to pay the board and passage homo of shipwrecked sailors and I were pretty well wrecked and no mistake. Then every captain has for to take these men when the consul sends them on board, leastwise a certain num ber accordin to the size of the ship, and he is allowed for to make 'em work, jist as if they'd been shipped regularly. There was three of us consul's men on board of this here Sarah Lucinda, me ana a ciitip named Jack Wilson, and another chap named Billy Corr. We wore all pretty well " mops and brooms' when we came aboard, but Billy Corr was tue worse, and he went right down si:jk the day arter we left Rio. I'd heerd of him ashore, and folks in Rio didn't soem to make him out rightly. I'd h'erd tell that he come there a passenger li'cn, aboard of a brig from somewhere on the south side of Cuba, and that he had lots of cash, and all m gold pieces, and that ho d swayed away on all taut ropes, never drawin a sober breath till his money were all gone, and then bust iu' it out on tick as long as possible, and luially fetchin tin as I had onto the consul's hands. Well, sir, you can easy see no u ueen on a montn s drunk, an-1 in that tirao it ain't probable he'd ever ate a square meal ; so you see, he laid right over mo and Jack, as hadn't more than a woek of it for want of means. It has almost alwavs happened, sir. that if anybody were sick aboard of a ship where I were it would bo me that would have the job of takiu' care on 'em, and this time me aad Jack bein' kind of supernumeraries, and coruin' aboard onto the same lay with this Billy Corr, of course, when ho went down right bad, me and Jack was put for to look out for him. W'll, he were bad, there's no de nyin' it. It were like Paddy, when he fell from aloft ; ho said it weren't the fall that hurt him, it were stoppiu' so sudden, and this poor chap, as long as he were ashore he'd get some grog every day, just enough to carry him along safe, but as soon as he got to sea, where he couldn't git any, the sudden stoppage brought on the "triangles," and he had 'em about as bad as any one ever I seen. Lord love you, sir, how that chap did yell. For one whale night he kep' shout iu' Murder I" at the very top of his voico. Jack aud I got rome canvas gas kets, and wn strapped him down to the bunk a lid, s j he couldn't do no hurt to liisself nor to nobody else, and then we took turn and turn about a-watchin' him. Did you ever have them things, sir i No ; well, you needn't want to, for they're jist awful. How it is that any body as lias had 'cm once and got ever it, should ever go on a-driukiu' and have 'em a?iu, is more than I can tell, and yet they dues, ni everybody knows. Tain't often, though, that anybody lias iu as nan as turn chap, i d seen a plenty of it afore, and maybe had had a touch or two myself, tmt nothin' like this had I ever seen. The mate's name were Charley Richmond, and he were a good man. I've heern tell he used some times to bowse up his own jib pretty taut and he done all that oould be done for this poor chap, though he wasn't nothin' but a consul's man. He winded the cook within an inch of his life, cause ho said he'd be hanged if he'd make gruel for a drunken brute like that ; rneauin' this here Billy Corr. Well, sir, we got the southeast trades good and strong and they carried us away up to about six degrees north, and then we laid two days into the doldrums afore we got the northeast trades ; but when we did sret 'em they was so stronor that we had to carry our to'gallan' sails and siugle-roefed topsails, and she goin' free, too. We lost the northeast trades some wheres about the lutitude of twenty-four degrees north, and was a box hauliu' about into the horse latitudes for over a week, and then we got a breeze from southwest, which come on light, with cloudy weather in the forenoon, and breezed on arter dinner with rain. It were a duff day, and a week day, so it must have been of a Thursday, and our side had the watch trom eight to twelve of the night. The main to'gallan sail and foretopmast studdin' sail were set when we oouie on deck, and we were a headin' her abont iior-norwest and jumpin' her along about eleven knots a rainin' like blazes and as thick as tar. We'd never seed the old man carry sail afore, and we didn't know he had it into him, but ne certainly were a givin' it to her that night and no mistake. We had a good boom brace on the ft tun-sail boom, and we toggled the lower halliards and made a jumper out of them, but it weren't no uso, and at abont five bells the chap at the wheel let her come to a bit, and snap went the boom jest at the boom-iron. Well, it's about the easiest way for to git a topmast stunsail in arter all, and we wasn't long we thought then that the old man would shorten sail, but he didn't, and we hung on and went below, leavin' whole topsails and main to'gallan' sail on to her, she a wallowin', for the sea had got up and everything a-crackin' like mad. I've always had my idee that the old man his name were Jones had been a-takin' a little of somethin' in honor of the fair wind and gittin' out of the dol drums, 'cause once, when I went aft for to take in the slack of the wheel ropes, I seen him a slappin' her on tho weather quarter, and a-talkin' tr hnr, sayin': " Go it, old gal, go it, old gal ! do your prettiest, my lady 1" and sich talk as that, and it appeared to me a kiud of a sign that the old man had been a takiu' some thin. Well, sir, when our side were relieved I went into the fore hatch house, where this here Billy Corr were, to give Jack a spell at the watehin', and let him go on deck. 'Well, Jack, my boy," says I, "how h.' he by this time i" " Well, Tom," says Jack, " lie's been still for a half hour or so i the ravin' has left him, but I'm afeared he's too far gone to build up ngiu." Well, sir, Jack goes on deck and I sits down a dozin by the side of the bunk, when all of a sudden this here Billy Corr says in a whisper, Tom, is that you ?" and this was the first rational word ho'd spoke for upward of three weeks ?" " Tom," says he again, and I had for to bend over him for to catch what he said, " how long have I been here ?" J tells him, and then says he agin: " Have you took care of me all this while ?" " Me and Jack Wilson has." savs T. He was silent for a minute or so. anil then he says agin: " Tom, I've shipped tor tho long vyage. I knows I can't trit up agin, but afore I slips my wind I'd like for to tell you somethin' that'll make you and Jack Wilson rich." Well, clap a stopper on iist now. old chap, says I, "and by-and-bye when you're stronger you shall spin me the twister, and me aud Jack will be as rich as ever you can make us. ' --mo, Buys ne, "it must be now sr never. To-morrow I shall go over the side feet fustwards." "Very well, old chap." savs I : " if it will ease you to reel it off. eo ahead. nl if I gits asleep, why give me a rouse once in a while. " She were called the Charlotte and were a brig bound from Jamaica to Havana in ballast. She were goin' to buy a cargo in Havana and go to Europe, and the last thing we took in afore we left were six kegs full of gold, which were stowed down in the run. "There were a chap aboard of that brig that they called ' Carrotty ' Brown, 'cause he had red hair, aud me and him helped to stow away this gold. When we was one day out Carrotty proposed to me him and me was in one watch that we should kill all hands and capture this gold. At first I refused, but at last consented, and Carrotty at once went into tho forecastle and stabbed the other two men. I then killed the cook, and at four bells I relieved the wheel and Carrotty killed the man I relieved the third man in our watch. Afterwards he came aft to where the mate was dozin' on the rail, and together we pushed tho mate overboard. Carrotty then went into the cabin and killed the captain. He then proposed that we should keep the steward to lend us a hand in remov iu' the gold, which we done. ' We had intended for to land on the south side of Cuba, aud bury our treasure, markiu' the spot, so that we could como and get it when we could do so without suspicion ; but in the morniu' the Little Cayman were in sight, and we resolved to land thero. We rau tho bark close in. and then hove to and not tho boat out. and then we turned to and got the gold up out oi me ruuaud lowered it into the boat. There were six kegs of it, and they weighed about three hundred pounds each, so that by tho time we got our water and provisions in the boat were pretty full. " Carrotty and mo then went down and bored some holes into the brie anil ii. ... . . . men we come up ana got m the boat. 'Pl n ii . ., xhcu varroixy savs to tne steward! You git up a lot more provisions. nnl and we'll soon be back arter it; we've got as much as we can carry now.' Then we shoved off, leavin' the stoward, who didn't know the brig were scuttled. a gittiu' up provisions. It were eight bells wh.m we left hor, and at ten o'clock we seen her go down. " There's a little cove on the west side of tho Little Cayman, and there we landed. We rolled our gold up to a cer tain spot that I'll tell you about present ly, and there we buried it. " That night, somohow, Cairotty and me got to be afeared of one another, and we laid down to sleep with the boat between us, and the last thing Carrotty said to me was: 'Bill, we'll stick to each other, won't we f to which I an swered: 'I'm "jonhuck," if you are.' But I slept with one eye open, and along about ten o'clock I seen Carrotty comiu' round my side of the boat with his knife in his hand. It were a hard flsrht. Tom. ami rmlv but he lost his knife in the first of it I wouldn't be here now; but when it ended I were alone on the island, and Carrotty stretched out in the moonlight with my knife in his heart. The next day the vessel come along which fetched me to Rio. I stuffed my pockets with gold pieces, and I got aboard of her. What good has it done me, Tom f I've jist drinked myself to death, and have never had a minute's peace day nor night since. I shall go overboard to-morrow, but you and Jack shall have that gold, and now I'll tell you how to find it." Jist at this time I heerd a crash on deck, and I know'd that the main to' gallau' mast had gone over the side, and the next minute all hands was called to shorten sail. It were, I should judge, Ill DG WAY, ELK nigh hand onto two bells, and afore we got her double reefed and the wreck of the main to'-gallan' mast cleared away it were full 2:80. Then I went into the hatch-house agin, and Jack with mo, for to hear where the gold was, and first we thought Billy Corr were asleep, but when we come to look more closely we found he were dead as a mutton, and tho secret .of the gold died with him. World. The First Ram Battle ot Sea. A corespondent says : As to the sink ing of the Ro d'ltali'a, I had an account of it from the lips of Admiral Von Tege thoff himself, while breakfasting with him tte-a-teie in Vienna in October, 1869. He was then organizing tho squadron which was to convey the Em peror Francis Joseph to Constantinople and F.gypt. The admiral, who was one of the simplest as well as one of the bravest of men, told me that on reading the account of the preparations which were mado at Now York in 18G2 to fit out the Vanderbilt for the purpose of ramming aud sinking the Confederate iron-clad Merrimack, he made up his mind that this would prove to be the best way of dealing with armored vessels in action, and devoted himself to a special study of the questions involved. When he was ordered down with his small, mixed squadron to Lissa, early in July, I860, to relieve that place, then besieged by the powerful iron-clad fleet of Admiral Persano, his intention was to test his theory on this subject. As he went into action on the 18th he signaled au nis Rinps "jsear down on the enemy .1 1- Al ,1 tt' n , . , " ' huu muii mem. xiis own nagsmp, the reruiuaud Max, n my memory serves me rightly, was an iron-clad of about six hundred horse-power. His captain. Ba- ron Max von Steruek, had orders to "go for" all the iron-clads in the enemv's uu.-, yjLirj uilci llllULliex, HI1U U1U SO Willi great spirit and skill. The Ferdinand Max successively ran three Italians aboard, captured the flag of one, crippled 1,., ( .I. ,M iiuuuier, anu sanit tne third, the no d'ltalia, iu two minutes, with her whole crew ot six hundred men. The Aus trians tried to save these poor fellows, with humane inconsistency, but only succeeded in rescuing a few of them. Admiral Von Tegcthoff told me, by the way, mat ne never saw men behave more gallantly than the Italians on this shin. Tho crew cheered defiantly as their huge ship csireened over, and the sharpshoot ers in the tops went down firing their rines. Fall and Winter Fashions. Among useful new costumes, says a luauiou journal, are tuosa ot black cash mere, a fabric that is now as low-priced as good alpaca, aud is more graceful and pliable, though it does not endure hard usage so well. It is made up in con junction with black gross grain of the qualities that are now sold for $1.50 or 82 a yard. One cashmere suit that will servo as a model has a single bias flounco shired near the top, and edged top anu ooitom witn suk kuite plaiting. Tho long square overskirt, open up the back, is trimmed across the front with three bias bands of gros grain placed quite far apart, and each band edged with fringe. The basque has two sido bodies, one of which is very long, and begins in the shoulder seam. The Byron collar and the sleeves are of gros grain ; three lapping folds from the cutl, aud a row of hix buttons is set on these. A second black cashmere suit has' a square overskirt that does not meet behind, but has three puffs of silk set in dowu the back, with a wide frincred end below. The edge of tho overskirt is trimmed with a kmfa plaiting of silk, and this extendi up the back on each side of the silk puff. The basouo has silk sleeves, collar, silk forms down the back, and something like a vest of silk m front. A pretty suit of brown cash mere has a plaited flounce that is partly silk and partly cashmere. Another novelty is a double anronthnt in uiiiereui, on eacu siue ot tne narure. and laps iu front. Sometimes these aprons are plain on the left side and striped on the right. A suit of three materials; plain brown Ale-erienne. striped Algerieune, aud brown silk, is made iu this way. A plain apron laps from tho rierht side over another on .h left, which is striped ; both are edged with striped knife plaiting. The basque is of plain wool, with striped sleeves. The brown silk skirt has striped wool nun buh piaiungs. The Folice Court. "Moruiug," said Farmer West, with a noa, as ne ranged before the bar. ' ' Are you William West f " -f "Yaas." " Aud you got drunk?" "Seems so." " Where do you live?" "Way off." " Came in on an excursion and got so drunk that you fell into a tub of eggs?" "I'm sorry about it," replied the farmer, " but I didn't see them aigs, aud tho whisky kinder flew to my head before I knowed it." " Mr. West, while I could theoreti cally make you perform some immense gymnastics in the direction of the house of correction, I believe that you are sorry and won't do so any more. I bin going to suspend sentence, but when you reach home you can say to your friends that you came within a hair's breadth of finding a habitation into which the chromo peddler and tho book canvasser never enter." "Well, I'll never come "here again," replied the farmer. "I went and squandered ten shillings around town, lost a darned good jackknife, wrenched tho heel off that boot there, and I feel as meau as a dog under a smoke house." Detroit Free Prena. Nevada Boys. Speakincr of Nevmla boys a local journal says : The sight of a gram field to them would be more wonderful than a circus with a caravan attached, and what sort of a mine flour and grapes and peanuts are dug out of is to them a perpetual mystery. They can tell you all about the levels down to the seventeenth, can tell you what sort of engines are running in all the works. and the name of every locomotive that comes to the city just by the whistle ; but they never climbed an apple tree or stole a watermelon except from a fruit stand-in all their lives. COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, OCTOBER THE GREAT PROBLEM. A New York Rinte Editor Tackles ihe Cur rency ucRtlon and Nellies It A Urand Hcbemr. Wo look upon the currency question of the day as one of the most serious problems before the people. The polit ical press, of course, look upon the ques tion from a standpoint governed entirely by the platform of their party. It is to the independent press the press shack- eled by no political platform or halter that the country must look for tho solu tion of a problem that, unless settled, may end in bloodshed and strife. The Jiecord, an independent sheet, shall not be found wanting, or its editor playing the laggard, at tlus important epoch. It is the duty of the independent press to suggest plans and propositions that will aid the country in its trying hour. The Jiecord offers this plan, which, it is pleased to say, has the friendly counte nance of B n F. B r, J y C e, J y Q d and W m B rD n: The proposition is start ling in its features aud immense in ita proportions, yet magnincentlv simple. It is well known that gold is heavy, that every person wiio carries it long in his pocket is annoyed at its excessive jing ling, bowed down by its weight, and troubled by the fact that it is continual ly wearing away his pockets. The Jiecord proposes to do away with cold as a circulating medium, and allow it to be used entirely iu ita proper vocation , c, that of filling decayed teeth. As to rag money, or the shinplaster, every" person knows how troublesome that is. It is annoying, every time you want to buy a cigar, to be obliged to break a dollar bill, and it is' more annoy ing to find stowed away in every pocket filthy "rags," that the chances are have been fondled and hugged to the bosom of paupers and perhaps lepers. Physi cians tell us that many cases are record ed where the most loathsome diseases have been eBgendered through the cir culation of shinplasters. Besides, they encourage gambling, drinking, gift en terprises, and the use of patent medi cines ; they encourage robbery and mur der, aud the building of poorhousos. The Jiecord proposes to do away with shinplasters and rag money. It proposes that our business should be done ou the mutual plan. For instance, if a man wants a copy of the Jiecord, he stops into the Jiecord office and takes it. It is free as water. No filthy lucre, no dirty greenbacks, no fever-stricken shinplasters, no annoying chunk of gold is offered for it it is sim ply taken. If we wish a suit of clothes or a steam engine, a steamboat or a raft of logs, we simply send a note to tho man who deals in those things, and they will be forthcoming. Each and every person, man, woman or child, Pat from the Emerald isle, Lo from the prairies of Colorado, John from the land of tea everybody does the same thing takes what is wanted, and gives what is asked for by others. The system extends through all the ramifications of business and commerce, and to everything that is needed from a piu to a tunnel under the English channel. It is bounded by no confines it is crand. unlimited in its scheme and its workings. This grand plan, which is original with us, simplifies everything. It abolishes deceit and crime, and simplifies our wants. If a man can't get a drink ho hankers after it under our plan it would be free to all, and nobody would want it. How grand, how magnificent, and yet how simple how very simple the plan is. It is known that communism has threatened France and other nations. Our plan would scatter communism, for there would be no necessity for it. Thpro would be no paupers, and everybody would work with a willing hand and an open heart. Ihere might be some little incon venience in arranging matters on the street, so that the wheel within the wheel would run smoothly, but it would soon be arranged, and all would go well. There would be no necessity for partv platforms and bickerings, even in the. same party no necessity for an editor running around all the week to collect ten dollars to pay his help no necessity for a wife waking her husband np at five o'clock in the morning for four cents to buy a pint of milk no necessity for anything in this world but the grand aud noble feeling of brotherly love and humanitarianism, which would bo sure to follow the adoption of the Jiecord's great " nuisance abohsher and methodi cal settlement of the currency question." Let us have peace. Owego Y.) Jiecord. v. A Lire Child Burled. The Cynthiana (Ky.) Democrat prints the following remarkably, circumstantial account of a recent discovery near that town: Mr. Thomas A. Demmon, who resides about six miles from this place, went out to his barn to attend to some business, when he heard a cry as of something in distr?ss. lie at first thought it was a cat,'' but could not tell, and began searching for whatever it might be that was making the noise. After looking for some moments, he went to a pile of logs that were under the eave of the barn, and upon finding that the noise came from it, he becran moving the logs, and, after movincr them he, fouud a heap of fresh dirt, and the cry (evidently of a child now), seem ing to come from under the ground, and upon digging the dirt away was horrified to find an infant about three or four days old, which had been buried alive. It was still alive, havinflf been laid mi its back, a handkerchief placed over its face, and two wide boards over it, so as not to touch the body, and the dirt on the board making a nice little grave. The child is alive and well. England's Paper Money. Bank of En eland notes are never re issued, but when paid in for gold are at once canceled. They are then preserved for seven years, so that inquiries rela tive to forgeries or frauds on which the notes may throw light may be answered. The stock of paid notes for seven years numbers 91,000,000, and fills 18,000 boxes, which if placed side by side would reach three miles. Pile the notes one on the other, nd the 'pile would be eight miles long. Join them end to end, and you will have a ribbon 15,000 miles long. Finally, their original value was over 815,000,000,000, and their weight more than one hundred and twelve tons. , A Romantic Story. In the old days, when the Indians and the white men were engaged in a con stant warfare, the central region of New York witnessed such scenes as now only the extreme West ever beholds, there oc curred, as all readers of history will re member, a terrible massacre at Syracuse. The settlers there were surprised in their sleep by a bnnd of savages who com pletely overwhelmed them, killed the men and carried many of the younger women away with them as captives. Among those thus reserved for a fate far worse than death was a beautiful girl named Cathleen, the affianced bride of the famous hunter Ensinore. This man, Scotch by birth, had lived for years on the frontier," and was renowned alike for his skill in the chase and prowess in bat tle with the Indians. He was away on a hunting expedition when the massacre took place, and reaching home a few days afterward found only ruin aud de spair where he had thought to hold a weddiug feast. .Learning the fate of his bride he lost no time iu attempting to rescue her, and following the trail of her captors, he at last discovered that they were encafflped on a cliff overhang ing Owasco lake. Disguising himself as an Indian, Ensinore, at the risk of his own life, mado his way among the Iro quois, who were resting after their vio torious expedition. ne represented himself as belonging to a tribe, of Southern Indians and soon had the freedom of the camp. In this way he succeeded in seoing Catldeen, who he learned was to be wedded to one of the chiefs. Of course the lovers were not long in planting an escape, and ne stormy night Ensinore contrived to release Cathleen from tho wigwam where she was held prisoner and the two started to quit the camp. They were discovered, however, before they had gone far, and there was nothing for it but to yield or to fight. Resolved to sell his life aud his brido dearly, Ensi nore held a brief, fierce battle with the savagbs who first assailed him. He suc ceeded in driving them back for a few moments, and then he and Cathleen ran to tho edge of the cliff, and preferring aeatn together to the fate that awaited them if they were captured, hand iu hand they leaped the precipice. It was a fearful plunge, but fortune was with them ; they fell into the water unhurt, and swimming to Ensiuore's boat, which was moored below, they made good their escape, favored by the dark ness and the fctorrn. It is in memory of tho bold hunter and his bravo bride that this pretty village on the cliff bears the name of Ensinore. The Hill Gate Excavations. On July 4, 1876, tho great explosion which is to shatter the submarine, rocks at Hallett's point and open a navigable channel for vessels of large draft, com ing and going through Longr Island sound, to and from New York city, will take place; such, at least, weunderestand to bo the present intention of those in charge of the work. The excavation now in progress consists in the boring of the holes in which the heavy charges of nitro-glycerine are be placed. These borings are about half finished, and will require the labor of two or three months longer, after which two months more will be occupied in insetting the chnrges. The entire surface undermined meas ures two and a quarter acres, and the cuttings aggregate 7,541? feet in length, varying in height from eight to twenty two feet, and in width from twelve' to thirteen feet. There is a roof ten feet thick between the mine and the water ; and the latter, at the outer edge of tho excavation, is twenty-six feet deep at low tide. Between the heading and gal leries heavy piera are left, which now sustain the immense weight of rock and water above. In each pier from ten to fifteen two and three inch holes aro be ing drilled, and in the roof similar aper tures are being made at intervals of five feet apart. All of these openings will be filled with nitro-glycerine, in charges of eight and ten pounds, and nil will be connected together by gas pipe filled with the same explosive. This will be done during tho cold weather, when the danger of hauling the nitro-glycerine is greatly diminished. ' " Previous to the explosion, the coffer dam will be broken away and tho water allowed to till the entire excavation, so that it will serve aa a tamping. Then, by means of an electric fuse, the nitro glycerine in tho gas pipe will be tired, which will determine the blowing up of the whole affair. No fear is apprehend ed as to the result, since it has been de termined that the explosion of half tho charges will be sufficient to cave in the roof, and cause it to fall to the sunken floor, deepening the water at once to a proper depth, or necessitating but little dredging to complete the work. The no w operations at Flood rock will involve still greater cuttings than at Hallett's point. The shaft is now down to a depth of fifty feet. The Halletfi point work has been under way sinqe 1869, but has been greatly delayed by the failure of Congress to provide suffi cient appropriations ; if the same course is to bo followed with reference to the Flood rock excavations, it will be mani festly impossible to form any estimate of their time of completion. He Knew What Was Coming. The Providence Journal tells the fol lowing old story, which is worth repeat ing : A careful, old-fashioned man a few years ago came into town to sell some shares in a bank. " Why do you wish to sell them ?" he was asked. " You cannot invest your money better. The bank is well managed, the dividends are certain, regular and satisfactory." Our friend from tho country replied : "I know all that. The bank is well enough ; but I don't want stock in a bank where the cashier keeps a race horse and bets on the course." When the cashier defaulted, a few years after ward, the overcautious old fogy did not hold any of the shares, which went down fifteen per cent. A youth, who desired to know how to become rich, sent a shilling in annwer to an advertisement, and received the fol lowing valuable recipe : Increase your receipts, and decrease your expenditures. Woik eighteen hours a day, and. Jive on hash and oatmeal gruel." 7, 1875. Securing Wild Honey. The white man's fly," as the Indians call the wild honey bee, lives between civilization and solitude, and the averago white man likes to track the "fly" to its home and to sooop out from a hollow tree the stores of honey that have accu mulated lor years. There are men in Morris county, N. J., says tho Sun, like John Odell, who, owning a patch of ground for themselves, keep their bees on the mountain tops and iu the swanip iitufiB ior miies arounti, and they are safe. No one but a professional bee hunter could ever find the hives, and it is an unwritten law among them that they shall respect each other's prior rights. A big blazed spot on the side of the tree that holds the bees, aud the mitials or mark of the discoverer, are sufficient to protect his rights of property, and he can lose his bees only by their swarming anu cnoosing another home. Then, un less ne is present to loilow them with his own eye from their old home to their new, his claim upon them is gone, and they will bolong to him who first finds them. The professional bee hunter begins his work early in the spring. He stands close by some flowering shrub, or by uome paicn oi spring nowers, iroru which he follows a single bee sometimes for miles, blazing his way as he goes, until he sees it enter a hollow tree or a cleft iu the rocks. If the hive proves to be new property, the finder establishes his claim with his hatchet, aud takes careful bearings of the spot, jotting them down with reference to local streams and rocks, and natural landmarks unintelligible to strangers, and as bewildering as Capt. Kidd's log books have been to modern gold seekers. He calculates his longi tude, perhaps, from some woodchuck's hole known only to himself, and his lati tude from some tall tree conspicuous by its blighted top, or from a pool that has a historical interest to him by reason of a big trout which he caught there; for tho bee hunter is usually a fisherman and sportsman too. Later in the season the best starting ground is from the few buckwheat fields that are cultivated on the sunniest spots of tho hillsides; but ne honey is taken from the hives until late in the fall, after tho gathering sea son is over. Then, if tho storing place is accessible, the bulk of the sweet treasure is taken out, only euorgh being loft to maintain the busy workers through a semi-torpid winter. The Olive Tree. The following is taken from an article in Appletons' " American Cyclopaedia," revised edition, entitled " Olive " : The common olivo is one of the earliest trees montioned in antiquity ; probably it was a native of Palestine, and perhaps of Greece, and it was introduced into other countries at a very early day; it is largely culitvated in southern Europe, western Asia, and northern Africa ; it was brought to South America and Mexico moro than two hundred years ago, and in various parts of California it was planted at tho mission establishments, where some of the old groves still re main, notably that of San Diego, which is still iu good bearing, and other plan tations have recently been made there. In tho Atlantic States the olive was in troduced before tho Revolution, and at several times since ; it is perfectly hardy and fruitful in South Carolina ; the chief obstacle to its cultivation seems to ba the fact that its crop matures just at the time when nil the labor is needed to se cure the cotton. The French enumerate over twenty varieties, differing in the size nnd color of their loaves and fruits. Olive oil is obtained from the ripe fruit, the pulp of which contains about seventy per cent, of oil. Italy produces annual ly about 33,000,000 gallons, while the production of France is only about 7,000,000. A Taste for Reading. " My sou is an inveterate leader," said a lady the other day; " all he wants is a book or a paper, and he is happy." "And what does he read?" asked the listener. " Ho subscribes for (mentioning one of our most popular sensational newspapers), and pays for it out of his own spending money, and he reads everything iu it; then he borrows books of boys iu the neighborhood I don't know what they are, but he is never without one or more. When he's read ing I'm sure he's not in any mischief." Sure ? How could she be " sure," if she didn't know what her boy was read ing, that the very soul of vice, and mis chief, aud ultimate ruin was not at work within him, quiet as he seemed over his book ? There are in New York city alono no less than thirteen publications, all with large circulations, for boys' and girls' reading. These supply the most vicious matter, mainly pirate, highway man and Indian stories. A police officer in Philadelphia stated not long ago that if certain publications could be sup pressed, and certain plays bo removed from the boards of the theater, the re form school for boys would soon be empty. Girls Fishing. A writer tells us how ladies fish. He says lie saw four of thorn who had suc ceeded in lauding a littlo flounder. No sooner had the poor fish struck the ground than all exclaimed in one voice : "Ouch! Murder I take it away. Ugh, the nasty thing 1" Then they hold up their skirts and gather about that fish, and all the time tho one who caught the fish is holding the hue in both hands, with her foot on the pole, as though she had an evil-disposed goat at the other end, wliich she expected to butt her at any moment. Then they talk over it : " However will we get it off?" " Ain't it pretty ?" Look how it pants." " Wonder if it ain't dry ?" " Poor little thing, let's put it back." " How will we get the hook from it?" " Pick it up," says a girl, who backs rapidly out of the circle. " Good gracious ! I'm afraid of it. There, it's opening its mouth at me." Just then the fish wiggles off the hook aud disappears into tne water, and the girls try for another bite. Swamp lotsinDuluth are advertised as " eligible sites from which to view fne mellow shores of the moaning lake. 33. The Ring. " Give me," said Lubin to his fair, To whom he would be more than friond, " Give me the little ring you wear 'Tis like my love it has no end." " Excuse me, that I caouot do, My heart you have no hope of winning, t The riug is like my love for you, For, Lubin, it has no beginning." Items of General Interest. The best engineering Building a bridge of faith over the river of death. M. Quad's new book, ''Quad's Odds," is having a very large sale among peoplo who like fun. Quad is ever funny. Feminine typographers are not popu lar because nialo typos consider it uuro mantio to "setup with any woman in a printing office. " Where do peoplo go who deceive their fellow men? asked a Sunday school teacher of a pupil. "To Europe," wa9 the prompt reply. If a dog's tail is cut off entirely, will it not interfere with his locomotion ? Not exactly. It will not affect his carriage, but it will stop his waggin'. Mr. Samuol Murdock, who has mad a thorough study of the mound builders, will try to construct fac-similies of the most remarkable works ou the Centenni al grounds. A man may form what opinion ho likes tliis is a free country but it's tho expression of them in the presence of his wife's mother that makes life sapless nnd barren as a last year's corn cob. That was rather a startling statement made in the insurance convention by tho president of the Continental, that there was six times more wealth consumed in this country by fire than in Europe. " How much did ho leave I" said n lady, on learning the death of a wealthy citizen, " Everything," responded the lawyer ; "he didn t take a cent with him." The California wine crop is increasing every year. This year it is expected to exceed 8,000,000 gallons. In a few years a large number of vines will come into hearing, increasing the present produc tion almost one half. " Cantell A. Goodlie," has told one in an Illinois paper, about how he got lost in a cornfield, the other day, strayed around two nights and a day, nnd had been given np for dead by his family, when he finally found his way out. Pierceville, Pa., is excited over the finding of five human skeletons, which were unearthed by a party hunting wood chucks. They are believed to be those of a family named Soarles, who started lor JSew lork many years ago, but were never heard from. Tho Canadian women are said to wear neither bustles nor striped Blockings, nor even false hair. Aud yet there are peoplo who pretend to think gracious goodness I that the Canadian women are just as neat and tasteful as tho women of this country ! A Cincinnati corpse arose in its coffin and quietly remarked: " I feel very queer." The two young men who were sitting up with it had important business down town the next moment, and din not hesitate to pass out through the win dow to attend to it, either. A French butcher, on his death-bed, said to his wife : " If I die, Franchette, you must marry our foreman. He is n good young man, and the business can not be carried on without a man. " True, my dear," said tho affectionate wife, " and I've been thrnkiug about that already." Said a distinguished politician to his sou: ".Look at me I I began as an alderman, and here I am at the top of the tree; and what is my reward? hy, when I die, my son will bo the greatest rascal iu the eity." To this the young hopeful replied : " Yes, dad, when you die but not tjJl then." At a recent trial the prisoner entered a plea of "not guilty," when one of the jurymen put on his hat and started for the door. The judge called him back and iuformed him that he couldn't leave until that case was tried. "Tried?" queried the juror, "why, he acknowl edges that he is not guilty !" Judge Burnbam, of the " Boston Tachygraphio Society," proposed to drop the letter " a " from ' head," aud ugn from " tlirough as " u was dropped from " labor," " honor," and valor, and " k from " almanac, "music," and "logic." Millions of min utes and money aro lost in writinsr use less letters. A short time since two young ladies were accosted by a gypsy woman, who told them that for fifty cents she would show them their husbands' faces in a pail of water, which being brought, they exclaimed: "We only see our own faces!" "Well," said the old woman. those faces shall be your husbands' when you are married." A good' precaution against trumps. sneak thieves, and bold beggers is a chain fastened across the outer door, so that the door can be opeued wide enough to see and speak with the person who rings, but not wide enough to admit one. Thus the door cannot be pushed open by one from without, nor any one gain admission without the consent of those within. A farmer once hired a man to assist in drawing logs. Tho man, when there was a log to lift, generally contrived to se cure the small end, for which the farmer rebuked him, and told him to take the butt-end. Dinner came, and with it a sugar-loaf Indian pudding. Jonathan sliced off a generous portion of the lar gest part, giving the farmer a wink, and exclaimed : "Always take the butt-end!" Some young lady student, wh couldn't keep the secret, has been telling about the ridiculous practice of " &jn ash ing" among the girls at Vassar College, which appears to be a silly sort of love making confined to members of the female sex, in the absence of young men. It seems that the more " gentlemanly " in appearance a young lady is the more of a "smasher" she is among her com panions. It strikes us that when the imagination of young lady students be comes so vivid as all this it is full time they left school. NO.