Jcf W HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher VOL. V. NIL DESPERANDUM. Two Dollars per Annum. IUDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 1875. NO. 8. K Just ni of Old. I saw my love in dreams last night Pass up the Bleeping moon-lit lands, The love beams in her dear eyes bright, A rosebud in her loso-leaf bands. And round me, as I isea er stopped, I felt her soft arms steal and fold, Whilo ch'so agaiiiBt my heart she crept. Just as of lid. The gay dawn broke, my love was gone, Tiie gnldon ilioa.n was past and dead; I got too to Iho churchyard lone Wherein my lovo lay buried. I found a hoadstone gray with years, I bowed me t J the morn mlbts cold, I wept, and know she Baw my tears, JuBt as of old. But ever while I live alone This comfort comes and soothes my care W'e two may meet, when all is done, Far oiT in heaven's gardon fair, And by the light above, beyond, Cliastoncd, each other's face behold, Stainless, more pure, but true and fond, Just as of old. FETCHING AND CARRYING. "You hco," said my great-auut,address-ing usgivls, " it was well-nigh thirty yews that I followed sowing for a living. I could do tailoring nud dressmaking and mending and quilting, and such, as well as the best, and so I was sent for far and near. Now suppose I had allowed myself to fetch and carry from house to house whatever I might happen to hear of peo ple's affairs, like some folks, I should have got myself into a muss mauy's tho tune. My mother taught me better. Now, Sally,' says she, when I first went out to work, 'be mighty careful how you carry newslrom house to house, or tell what you kuow of people's private matters, even when it doesn't seem as if it could do tho least mi to of harm. And she went on to say that some people never liked to have a tauoress or seam stress or even a washer-woman around, because some of them are apt to be full ot gossip, nud to tetch and carry from house to house. Even when there isn't n single thing they are ashamed to have know, people liko to feel that they can keep their private business to themselves So my mother said, and I fouud it to be exactly so. I thought all the more of it after mv mother was dead and gone Most peoplo seemed to liko my way of keeping myself to myself, and again there were others who acted as if they were really provoked because they wouldn't get any more out of me, and they pestered me to death, hinting round to see if by putting that and that to gether they couldn't make out something without asking me outright. There were tho two Snuffer girls, Lyddy Ann nud Betsy J ane ; they wanted to know every body's business, and were always trying to hud out something. And such ridi culous things! how many table-cloths the Snowdons used in a week (that was our minister's family), aud how much they paid their hired girl a week, and if she ate at tho table with tho family. If n straugor enmo to church with any of the girls, they couidu't listen to the ser mon until they had fouud out who and what ho was, and the next day they made a business of collecting informa tion about his family, his property, and all such. " I always hated to go thereto work when any of the girls in Shrews bury or iu the towns round were to be married. They most generally sent for me to help a spell, and of course I knew pretty much their affairs. Hut I wasn't going to tell what tho wedding-dress was to be, or just how much it cost a yard, or whether they bought it iu Boston or nearer home, nor how many pounds of cako they wero going to make, aud all Bueh. Tho girls said it kind of took the edgo off to tell everything beforehand; they had rather come out new. Well, when it camo time for Deacon Goodman's daughter to be married, there was a ;great stir among the girls. Matildy had Jived in Boston considerable with her Undo Joshua, who ws rich and lived in a great deal of style, aud so tho girls all expected that her outfit would be some thing pretty handsome; and so it was. Why, her wedding dress, with her gloves nud slippers and little notious, cost well nigh thirty dollars ! Matildy said her fcelf that sho thought a part of the money ought to bo given to tho missionaries, but thou it was a present from her uncle, and so there was nothing to be said. I was going thero to help about some mat ters, nnd so I happened to say that there would be a great curiosity among the young peoplo to know tho partieu ' tars of the wedding. "' Lawful sakes!' says Mrs. Goodman, do, dear, tell them all they want to Sroow;' and Matildy said tho same, for . she wasn't iu tho least stuck up. They were only waiting for Spring to get 1 home from Ohio. That was a cousin of Mutildy's who was going to stand up with her. Ho was named Aminadab, sifter his grandfather; but as people that had known him from a baby would keep ou calling him Miuny, and the young men called him Dab, his folks concluded to call him by his last name Spring. 1 Kaid to Mrs. Goodman that she would miss Matildy when she came to go away for good. Oh yes, of course; but she went on to say that she and the deacon might go with the young folks to Bos ton, and that would make it seem not quite so sudden. Matilda was very anxious to have them go and stay untd after Thanksgiving. The deacon in sisted that his wife should go, but he said, what with his rheumatism and some chores he had to do on the farm, . he thought he had better stay at homo and see to things. His wife would hardly agree to this. She said it would be the first time they had been separated for thirty years, and, as the deacon said, the first time they ever had a serious disagreement; and he laughed as if it was uncommon good joke. " Well, as I left the deacon's with such a budget of news that I was at liberty to tell, thinks I to myself I shall be quite a welcome visitor at some houses I know of. As it happened, I was going to, work for the Snuffers the very next day, and so I should have a chance to make up, in a manner, for be ing so closed-mouthed, as they called me, by speaking out for once as free as other folks. "I got thero the next morning rather before they expected me, and as I stood ready to knock at the aide door I hftard my name, and waited a moment. A window was open, and as one of tho girls was laying tho table in tho kitchen, and the other out in tho back room iron ing, they spoke pretty loud to each other, aud I could hear every word they said, though they didn't hear mo knock ond knock. One of them said: Don't toll me about Sail Barker's prudence, aud her being so mighty conscientious and all that. I warrant you she is as glad to poke that great long nose of hers into other people's business as anybody, and it is only because she is so contrary that she likes to keep things to herself. She feels so important when she has some great secret that sho can keep from everybody else I It is tho way sho takes to pester folks.' And she went ou about old maids in a way that was scandalous. But I am not going to re peat it. Yon may be sure that I felt pretty well riled up, and I had half a mind to go straight home; but I had sent my goose and lap-board along, for I had a jacket to press off for Keuben Snuffer, and so I concluded to put down tho old Adam, and go right in. I ought to explain that what set Lyddy Ann out so fierce was that her mother had been taking her to do for letting out some secrets that had made mischief, nnd she had held me up as a pattern. Evory bodjknows that nothing makes some peoplo disliko you more than to have some other peoplo nlways praising you. Well, I went iu and sat down to break fast, and they had a buttermilk cake that Lyddy had made and baked on a board beforo the fire on purpose for me, because sho know' I liked them so much. There are some folks thnt always like to have you eat their victuals, eveu if they hate you. I ate it and praized it, though I hadn't so much appetite as common, for I kept thinking about my great long nose, aud of being called an old maid. " We sat pretty much without speak ing for a spell, for tho girls mistrusted that I overheard them talk; but beforo long Betsy Jauo gave a little hem to clear her throat, and observed that they must bo middling busy down at Deacon Goodman's if Matildy was to be married in a week or two. 1 said: 1 Sho isn't to be married till Spring comes;' and I was going on to tell tho rest; but they didu t give me time to finish. "'Not till spring! What on earth could that mean I' Now what possessed mo I couldn't tell. I don't pretend to say that I did right; but you must re member that it was only half an hour since I had heard myself nicknamed and called an old maid, just because I wouldn't tell all I knew. ' Well,' says I, ' strange things happen sometimes. You haven't heard that the deacon and his wife have had a disagreement, and are talking of a separation.' Now, mind, I didn't tell them that I had heard so; I only said that they hadn't heard it. Ut course they wero amazed beyond all account. They couldn't soy much but 'Did I ever!' aud 'If that doesn't beat all I ever did hear in my born days!' Their mother wasn't a talking woman, and she asked me if I didu't think there must bo some mistake. I said time would show. But the girls said that they had noticed for some time how red Mrs. Goodman's eyes had looked, and now it was all explained. " It wasn't long after, as I sat by a window at work, I spied Lyddy Ann, with a shawl over her head, slipping across from their side gate into Miss Jones's, and iu another half hour I saw one of the Jones girls, with a shawl and cape bonnet, going across the road; and before dinner I counted half a dozen capo bonnets going hither and yon. Well, the long and the short of it was, that by the end of two days thero wasn't a man or a woman in Shrewsbury that hadn't heard that Deacon Goodman and his wife had had a great quarrel, that Mrs. Goodman had cried her eyes out, aud that the mutch between Josiah and Matildy was all broken up. " Old Deacon Walker was greatly ex orcised in his mind when he fouud there was no such thing as putting dowu tho rumor, for ho was a peaceable man, and ho and Deacon Goodman had served the srimo communion-table for many a year tie couldn t bear to go to ins brother about such unpleasant business, though he didn't believe the stories. Alter making it a subject of prayer, he con cluded it was better that tha minister should take it in hand, aud so to the minister ho went. Parson Suowdon didu't believe the stories. It wasn't long since he had called at the deacon's, and nil was pleasant enough at that time. Still, ho hated rumors and he huted misunderstandings, and ho would go aud put a stup to such goings ou iu his parish, ho iu the afternoon tho par son s old yellow chaise went jogging and teetering along tho road to Deacon Goodman's house. He hitched Ins horse, and then rapped at tho frontdoor, instead of going to the side porch as usual, and Nancy that was their hired girl supposing that he must have come on some solemn business, took him into tho great solemn parlor, where, I ven ture to say, not one of the family sat down six times iu a year. The deacon was out doing some fall planting. His wife brought out his other coat aud helped him spruce up a little, and then he went, with a little cough aud hem or two, and feeling very stiff, into the great stiff room. ' How d'ye do, Parson Suowdon ? Glad to see you. Aud how is your wife?' The parson and his wife were both pretty smart, aud how was the deacon and bis wite ? Well, both clev erly, except that the deacon's rheuma tism held on in spite of his good wife's great care ot him, and she herself was troubled with weak eyes. They looked red and watered all the time, and pained her considerable. The parson had no ticed along back that her eyes had look ed red, and he was afraid that she was taking on, maybo, about losing Matilda' so soon. ' Well, no ; it wasn t exactly that, for Matildy was going to wait a while till her cousin spring got home, and then, very likely, his wife would go to Boston to stay with her while she set up housekeeping.' And he told the rest, about her wishing him to go with her, and about their never having been separated since they were married, aud he repeated his little joke about their never having had a disagreement before. " The parson's face grew broader and shorter, and presently, as the full light broke iu, ho brought down his foot with a 6tamp. and threw back his head, and laughed so long and loud that Naucy declared if Parson Suowdon wasn't a master-hand to laugh, then sho didn't know: and Mrs. Goodman ventured to show herself to ask him not to go homo without taking along a few notions for his wife. The chaise box was packed with fall sweetings, a pair of chickens, half a peck of doughnuts, and cheese to go with them; and soon tho parson, in the best of humors, went teetering homeward. "Tho whole matter was soon explain ed, and the stories tracked to the Snuffer girls. They were dreadfully cut up, and laid the whole on my should ers; but nobody else blamed mo; and as for Betsy Jane and Lyddy Ann, they knew it wouldn't do a mite oi good to keep put out with mo. It was only cutting, off their own noses, for they couldn't do without me, anyway. The best of it was when .Lyddy Ann came to bo getting ready all of a sudden to marry a widower with five children, and didn't want a soul to know of it till the last minute, especially as she had al ways declared that sho. never would marry a widower no, not' if sho had to livo an old maid till tho day of her death and tho girls would nevor bo done hectoring her ! " Now, girls, let me give you one piece of advice : never bo telling before hand who you will or who you won't marry. According to my way ot thiuk ing, it is more prudent aud more modest to wait until you are asked. " As for JUyddy Ann, she owned that -I was all right in keeping things to my self, aud that she had been ugly in running out so against me; and she went on to say that she had learned one good lesson from mo, and one that she would try to indoctrinate her step children with, and that was, not to fetch and carry from house to honso what they might happen to see and hear. ' A Mexican's Weapon. A correspondent, referringto the Mex ican weapon used with such deadly re sults in the religious murders iu Mexi co, says: The machete, when wielded by the hands of a powerful Mexican, is just as much to be dreaded in this coun try as the Spaniards have found it in Cuba. It is like the Irishman's shilcllah an arm that never misses fire. And then, tho multiplicity of uses to which tho Mexican dedicates his machine are something wonderful to the uninitiated. It serves as his weapon offensive aud de fensive; it clears the ground of brush wood and the forests of timber for him; in the streams, rivers and arms of the sea he fishes with it; it helps to build his jacat, or hut; aids him iu numerous de tails of his duties as a muleteer, serves in the capacity of a universal tool iu car pentering about the houses; cuts his urn blicul cord when he is ushered iuto tho world; occasionally. shaves him when his razor (if ho has one) is dull, and is his closest companion at all hours of the day aud night. How that machete , with its saber-like curve, horn handle, broad blade aud keen edge is hugged by the owner can only be understood by those who for years have seen the terrible in strument of many purposes wielded in every imaginable way. Some of the peo ple manifest a good deal of taste in tho manner of keeping their favorite ma chete. The blade is frequently well pol ished and inlaid with initials or desigus in gold and silver; the leathern sheath and belt are ornamented with quaint chasings or embroidered in threads of the precious metals; while the buckle fastening it to tho waist is usually of ma sive silver. But the more numerous portion of the men, being those who cannot reach the elegancies just men tioned, are content to sheathe their ma chetes iu a home-made scabbord, or let it rest, bare, with the hilt iu their hand and the blade embraced in tho hollow of tho arm. Over tho steely surface of tho sharp aud trusty cleaver a wing of the omnipresent scrape is thrown, and your Mexican gentleman of the unpolished classes is ready for anything from cock fighting to manslaughter. The tough worsted folds of his well worn serape af ford an excellent substitute for a shield; aud thus rmed the half Indian peasant of Mexico is as tough a customer as one would wish to encounter. His machete and serape remind me strongly of tho targe and claymore that onco made old Scotland famous. Tho Apoplectic Stroke. A middle-aged physician said one day to the writer r As I was walking down the street after dinner I felt a shock iu the back of my head, as it some one had struck me ; I have not felt well since. fear I shall die, just as all my ancestors nave, of paralysis. W hat shall 1 do f The answer was: " Diminish the tension on tho blood vessels, and there need be no fear of tearing thorn in a weak placo, Now, this expresses in plain terms tho cause of apoplexy iu the great majority of instances; and it is ono, too, which every ono has it iu his power to prevent A blood vessel of tho brain, from causes which will presently be mentioned, has lost some of its elastic strength; food is abundant, digestion is good; blood is mado in abundance, but little is worked off by exercise; the tension on every artery and vein is at a maximum rate the even, circuitous flow is temporarily impeded at some pouit, throwing dangerous pressure on another; the ves sel which lias lost its elastic strength gives way, blood is poured out, a clot is formed, which, by its pressure on the brain, produces complete unconscious ness. This is the apoplectio stroke. It will be perceived that there are two lead ing conditions upon which the produc tion of the stroke depends; a lessened strength in the vessel, aud an increased tension on it. Want to Pay It Back. The New Jersey Senate passed a reso lution, offered by Senator Hill, of Mor ris, directing the Representatives of the state in Congress to urge the settlement of a certain class of claims against the several States. In 1836 the United States general government found itself iu possession of 828,000,000 of surplus revenues, and redistributed it among the States, with the understanding that should it ever be wanted it would be called for aud must be restored. Iu most if not all of the States it was used as a school fund. Mr. Hill's resolution is for the repayment of the moneys. Tho amount due from the State of New Jer sey is $ 76i.670.44. Tho Slavery of Prosperity. The London Gbtbc prints tho follow ing readable article: In tho full swing of medical practice, it says, tho pouo is tremendous. w lieu once me indennabio stamp of fashion is set upon a doctor every one wants to engage his sf rvices. You may go to the great man's houso again and again, and tho great man will not be able to see you. Yon may write to his secretary, and the secretary may make au appointment for tho week after next, but it by no moans follows that he will be ablo to keep tho appointment. As soou as tho clock strikes two ho makes a dash from the consulting room, swallows an apology for a lunch, and you presently observe him driving past tho windows. Iu vain the unpunctuality is notorious, in vain tho consulting fee is doubled. People are determined to have the great man, and the great man they accordingly get; they will bring him dowu two hundred miles, though they have to pay two hundred guineas for tho journey. They will have him, though tho patient may be in art inula mnrtm. For thero are circumstances under which some rich men tluuk that no consultation is too costly. They will have him and no ono else, although the case, scientifi cally considered, may be as simple as a cut finger. Sometimes they resort to him because tho case has really baffled tho average skill of the averoge practi tioner, and it not luifreqnently happens that the celebrated physician makes a diagnosis and suggests a remedy that sets his brethren to rights. But when the fashionable physician has really ob tained this immense practice, tho charm of the practice must depart. The great physician becomes a great slave. Ho lives iu a stato of gilded captivity. Ho cannot call his House ins own, or lus hours his own, or his family his own. He is at the beck and call of the public. He takes his meals with his loins girded; or, rather, he may be obliged to exist on Liebeg's extract for want of time to par take of solid food. When the tide of fashion steadily sets iu he is almost sub merged beneath the wave. He bids fare well to leisure, friends, private life all that makes existence endurable. The guineas accumulate, the checks, tho bank-notes; thero are plethoric invest ments, a lordly income. But a mau's in come for all purposes of enjoyment is not what he gets, but what he spends. Many men who imagine that they are in the enjoyment of a stately income are often, like children, playing with little bits of paper that come in aud little bits of paper that go out. There is not so very much use in a man getting 15,000 a year if he cau hardly spend 1,500. But as a rule we acquit great physicians of any mean love of filthy lucre. They hardly know the sums which roll out of their pockets when, worn out and harassed, they tumble into the uncertain bed from which tho night-bell mav arouse them. They would willingly take less of lucre for more of leisure. The Washington Monument. As an effort is now being made to finish the Washington nioiiumeut, a few items relative to the monument may bo of interest. The plan of the monument is an obelisk 517 feet high, with a colon nade surrounding the base. I he esti mated cost of the whole work was $1,222,000. Iu six years from the laying of the corner stone the obelisk had been raised 170 feet aud $230,000 had been expended. After an meuectual effort, in 1855, to get Congress to appropriate the 8200,000 originally voted, in 1850 the National Washington Monument Association was incorporated by act of Congress. In 1847 contributions to ward the monument aniouuted to more thau S'J.000, in 1818 to 14,000, in 1849 to 800,000, iu 1851 to 830,000, in 1852 to 831,000, in 1853 to 830,000, iu 1854 to 831,000. hilSOO to 84,500,hil8Gl to 80,000, in 1802 to 810,000. Since that tune the association has received about 81,000 per annum. In 1872 ail effort was again made to get Congress to appropriate 8200,000 to tho monument. It was re ferred to the committee on appropria tions, but has never been acted upon. Although each State, two of the Terri tories and different governments and as sociations all over the world have con tributed blocks to go into tho monument, it is now only 174 feet high. In this, as in many other enterprises of the sort, the pertinent question is, " What has become of the money f " In this case the answers are numerous. In tho first place, much of it was collected by agents, each of whom received a per centage on the amount collected. For example: Mr. A. is appointed township agent; he collects some money, and iu handing it iu he deducts five per cent, for collecting. Mr. B., who is county agent, hands in the money collected by the township agents, deducting five per cent, for his trouble. Mr. C, who is State agent, hands in whatever he re ceives, again deducting five per cent, for his labors. Thus, of every dollar five cents goes to the object intended, aud tho other ninety-five to collectors, agents, clerks, secretaries, etc. About a Wife Whlpper. Justices of the peace do not liko wife whippers, and when one ot these fellows appeared before a Detroit justice he was sentenced after tho following fashion: It's mighty good for some of these old grizzlies that I hain't a woman ! Do you know that if I were a foud wife and mother, and my darling husband should come home from his daily toil and black my eye that I'd hit him with the whole woodshed at once ! Yes, I would. About the time he struck mo he'd think meetiug-houso Had tumbled over on him 1 Yes. it's a good thing for these old wife-rjouuders that my father wasn'i a woman I (And he walked up aud down breathing hard and clenching his coat collar.) I wish I could have yon wliipped, he said to the prisoner. I wish I could Vivo you tied to a grating and whipped round the fleet, until there was not a sound piece of flesh as big as a hazelnut on your whole body, I do. But I can't do that, and so up you go to the county house for sixty days, and if you don't come away from that place entirely satisfied with wife whipping, then I mistake the character of the place where you aro to spend your next two months. Apoplexy is less frequent with women than with men. THE MANIA FOR STRIKES. The Innocent Tropic who Pnfl'rr by Them Nome Iteflectlon on Strikes In Jrnrral. One of the most interesting facts in the history of the long period of depres sion and disaster through which the business community has been passing, Rays tho New York Times, is the num ber of strikes that have taken place. These illustrate very forcibly the unsat isfactorv condition of the relations be tween employers and employed. At a time when the interests ot both classes aro, in reality, peculiarly conuocted, and when it is not only desirable but neces sary for both that there should be the least possiblo friction, tho employed have felt impelled to resort to the most ex treme of oil measures to protect them selves from their share of the general distress. The consequence, in nearly every case, has been that they have not only failed in carrying out the immedi ate purpose of their coercive measures, but they have inflicted great injury on their employers, on themselves, and on thousands who wero involuntarily and helplessly involved with them. It is estimated that tho strike of the Pitts burgh puddlers, somo seventeen hun dred in number, compelled the idleness of nearly twenty thousand laborers, and produced a loss in the business of ten millions of dollars. Supposing that this estimate is an exaggerated one of which wo have no certain knowledge it must still be obvious that the loss to innocent personsmusthave been very great. The strike m the coal mines along tho lino of the Heading railroad is a case still more remarkable. This began on the 1st of January. Is is still in force. It has already reduced many families to the verge of starvation. It must either fail of its immediate purpose, or it must produce an advance in the prico of coal, that will satisfy the operators that they can afford to comply with tho terms of tho strikers. In tho former cose, the loss in wages will be very great, but will onlv cover a small rart of the loss ac tually inflicted. The strike has been so strict and general, that in many collieries the operators have been unable to pro cure the labor necessary to keep their mines free from water, or to protect them agaiust the injury, which is not only immensely expensive but very dan gerous. It will cost large sums of mouey, and, in all probability, a number of human lives, to bring these miues into a condition where general labor can be resumed in them at nnv price. - . . . .. : . .. If the strikers Bucceed, not only the difference they claim in wages, but the cost of these repairs will have to be borne by the consumers. Who are the consumers ? Directly or indirectly, they are laborers liko tho miners themselves. Every dollar added to the prico of the manufacturer's coal, must, iu the present condition of business, be mostly deduct ed from tho wages of labor. Demand for manufactured goods is dull; competi- ls, , not. only active but desperate. x these uinueuces tend w iuu wages, and if this is resisted in the coal mines, the difference must be made up elsewhere. How certainly this is the case can be seen from the returns of tho coal trade itself. The supply sent for ward this year is less by more than half a million tons (573,222) thau it was last year, which is a falling off of nearly twelve per cent. This is an approxi mate indication of the falling off in the demand for labor iu manufactures, but that has been greater rather thau less than here indicated, because tho severe winter has increased tho domestio con sumption of coal, and so far compensated for the reduced consumption in manu factures. We need not here recite the strikes that have taken place in other trades during tho past winter. Our readers aro sufficiently familiar with them. As a rule they have been failures, and the authors of them have suffered severely. We wish that we were able to say that thev alone had suffered. These strikes show, as we have remarked, how very crude, unsatisfactory, and costly are the relations of labor and capital. Instead of co-operation thero is practical war, It may be, and intelligent men know that it is true, that labor and capital have at bottom a common interest, and that there is a common policy which those who control both could l rofitably pur sue. But ou tho surface and for the present, nothing but a continual, irrita ting, costly conflict seems to bo possible. There is, of course, tho encouraging reflection iu this case that the experience of all parties to the conflict tends to ulti mate harmony. The first condition of that harmony is that it shall be plain on both sides that self-interest demands it, and the only way in which this can be accomplished is by experience. Dis cussion, based on recognized facts, will go a great ways, but the chief insl ruc tion must como iu the time-honored school. In this light it cannot be de nied that the reoeut strikes may prove lessons as valuable as they have been expensive. The Cities and the Working People, There is hardly a city in the United States, says the Boston Transcript, which does not contain more people than can get a fair, honest living by labor or trade, in the best times. When times of business depression come, like those through which we have passed and are passing, there is a large class that must be helped to keep them from cruel suffering. Still the cities grow, while w hole regionsof the country especially its older portions are depopulated year by year. Yet the fact is patent to-day that the only pros perous class is the agricultural. We have now the anomaly of thrifty farmers and starving tradesmen. The agricul tural class of tho West are prosperous. They had a good crop last year, aud have received good prices for all their pro ducts: and while the cities are in trouble, and manufactories are running on half time, or not running at all, the Western farmer has money in his pocket, and a ready market for everything he has to sell. The country must be fed, and he feeds it. The city family may do witn out clothes, and a thousand luxurious appliances, but it must have bread and meat. There is nothing that can prevent the steady prosperity of the American farmer but tha combinations and L" corners" of middlemen, that force nn natural conditions upon the finances and markets of the country. A Mammoth Sheep Farm. The Victoria stock farm is in the heart of Kansas, nnd is already an immense estate, and Mr. Grant is now iu treaty for the pureboso of the whole county of Ellis, comprising about nine hundred square miles or 670,000 acres. This would be larger, with one exception, than any estate held by any dukedom in Europe. It is tho intention of the owners of the farm to devote themselves to stock raising, much of the stock now being sheep. The flock Lumbers 10,000, and the success in wintering stock lias determined Mr. Grant to in crease his flock, his aim being to havo a flock of 100,000 of improved breeds with in five years. He has also largely im proved his stock ot cattle, having upward of five hundred young cows, which have been crossed with imported bulls of the highest pedigree. Mr. Grant believes in sheltering cattle through the winter and feeding them when necessary. Many of the sheep ond cattlo owners of the West, during the past winter, lost nearly one-half of their stock, through exposure and cold, while Mr. Grant has not lost more thau ono prrcent. The cost per head for feed averaged about tliirty cents. His feed for sheep on stormy days is an allowance of crushed corn, which co its about one cent per day per head. In deference to his head shepherd, who was an advocate for hay, Mr. Grant divided a flock of 2,500 young sheep, feeding one-half on hay and the other on crushed corn. The death rate was twenty-four to one, in favor of those fed on crushed com. Iu stormy weather, he now feeds on crushed coru altogether, which can be done at a great saving of labor. One man can easily provide the crushed corn ,aud put it into the bins for 10,000 sheep per day, while it requires five men to feed hay. Mr. Grant has experimented success fully with alfalfa clover, and intends to sow three hundred ocres this season, be lieving it to be the best feed for cattle and sheep. Convinced that prevention is better than cure, ho has a sheep-bath in which he dips his sheep twice a year, immediately after shearing and at tht end of the summer, and by his arrangements he cau dip 3,000 sheep per day. A solu tion of twenty pounds of tobacco and five pounds of sulphur to the one hundred gallons of water is prepared by being boiled for two hours in two tanks, hold ing each 1,000 gallons, and usod in the bath at a temperature of one hundred and twenty degrees Fahrenheit. The solution is then run into a trough twenty four feet long and six feet deep, and the sheep ore driven up to it in single file, through a narrow parage ou a level with the top, and fall into the water. After swimming through tho water, the sheep ascend from the bath by steps to a dripping corral or iuclosure, where they remain until the wash runs back iuto the bath, so that nothing is wasted. Tho r ost is about two cents per head for each bath, and yields to the owner a ro- i i, - -i -i: turn in wool, irom tue uivnroveu ctmcu- tirrn rj H'fYr of at least half a pound, aud worth twenty cents per umu. This bath also Keeps out scaus, uck, uuu other vermin to which sheep ore sub ject Several mterestuig experiments in crossing imported siock win uo uuuiu thi3 summer, and tho results carefully noted. Fashion Notes. The prettiest overskirts for wash dresses of linen, gingham, muslin, or batiste, says a fashion journal, have all their tulluess neiu by suirring ou niu sides, ond this shirring is arranged in drawing cases that can be loosened and easily laundried. Gray undressed linen is perferred to bull, but ecru uansio wui still be worn, and associated with black velvet bows and skirts, also with shir rings of black silk let iu the sleeves, aud Bet on the corsage in vest shape or as a pompadour square; in the latter caso the lower skirt should also be of black silk. Ecru muslin wrought all over iu open Hamburg patterns is also offered again for polonaises and overdresses. This will be; worn, even during midsummer, over a brown or black velvet skirt. Later iu tho summer suits of fine Scotch gingham will be worn at tho watering-places, in the country, at pic nics, and for traveling short journeys. These fabrics are sent to Paris in tho niece, and our merchants import cos tumes of them os elaborately and with as much attention to stylo as are tho handsomest dresses of camcl's-hair or silk. Irregular plaids of brown or black with white are largely imported, whilo striked suits show gay contrasts of blue with rose or with ecru, or eise urowu and buff with black, or almost any color .. ..." - , , with white. The Madras colors and combinations are well represented. This genuine Scotch gingham costs seventy- five cents a yard, and is very umereui from much that is offered under that name and sold for thirty or forty cents. The objection to imported suits of. wasn materials is that they are so often made with close-fitting basques, and this is the case with the fresh aud pretty gingham suits. Tho basques of plaid gingham are cut to show the plaid bias, and this has a very pretty effect, but does not wash well. The overskirt has a deep apron, either pointed, round, or square, ami there are loopeu taus ueuwu. Striped gingham suits are similarly made, but are trimmed with knife-plaited ruffles arranged to make a particular color up permost on each plait. A Victim of the Measles. The measles aro visiting the Upton (Mass.) famides now, and the latest vic tim is a pet dog iu the laniily of George Walker. Major was a valuable New foundlander, who regularly " took " the disease from the children, having a cough and every symptom that attends this sickness in tho human family. They doctored him and he got along nicely for a few days, but ho perversely ran out in the snow, which apparently gave him a chill, the measles btruck in, and death closed tho scene. Te-rlble Death. A boy in New York' went to the eleva tor entrance of tho third story of the Union Telegraph building and thrust his head through the opening at the side of the door to look down to the base ment. The car, which was rapidly de scending, struck tha boy's head at the base of tho skull and cut off his head above the ears and eyebrows. Items of Interest. Alwavs marrv tho cirl vou love best that is, if she'll have you. There are two hundred and sixty miles of street railways in Pennsyl vania. Ole Bull is sixty-five years old, nud he has a collection of twenty-four fiddles. Eveiiy husband thinks that ho can tamfl a shrew except tho poor fellow that has her. If a man is insane upon tho subject of money, is his disease monomania, or mouoymauia ? An entire family in Harrison, Ohio, has beeu made insane by a stroke of lightning which hit their house. An impudent adventurer having mar ried an heiress, a wit remarked that tho bridegroom s brass was outshone by tho bride's tin. Mr. Moody, the American revivalist, who is now making so many converts in London, was a colonel in tho United States army. ' Mysterious Little Johnny " I heard somebody crying in there, and it wasn't ma nor tiie doctor." Sissy " Maybe it was the kitten." A veteran shopkeeper says that, al though his clerks are very talkative dur ing the day, they ore ulways ready to shut up at night. When a Dtroiter was asked the other day by a traveler if he had ever been in Brooklyn, he hastened -to reply : " Do I look like one of that sort of men, sir ?" The Vanceburg Kcntuckian remarks : A farmer lives on the average sixty-livo years, a printer thirty-three. Tho former should pay tho latter promptly. New Zealand prohibits females 'from attending public schools, holding that a woman does not need book learning to euablo her to split wood aud hoe corn. The paper makers say that the rags they have received this year aro more threadbare thau usual, which they at tribute to the general prevalence of hard times. It is estimated that 65,000,000 bushels of wheat will be marketed in tho United States within the next ninety days. At present prices here, this would bring $78,000,000. A five hundred pound Parrott shell, lately used for breaking iron, in Pcekskill, was filled with water which froze solid and burst the shell into three pieces, al though tho iron was upwards of three inches thick. The Lewiston Journal says that tho word "mosquito" vanquished a social gathering in that city, in which tho spelling mania had broken out. It was too much for a doctor of divinity, a judge, a professor of language, to say nothing of less learned people. " Jack in tho Pulpit," in SY. Xicholas for April, says: For five years past a rich farmer in our neighborhood has P"1o n standing offer of 810,000 iu gold for a double sei oi cum o is, the upper and lower rows complete. Yet his offer has never been taken up. A captain in the navy, on meeting a friend a3 he lauded, boasted that he had left his whole ship's company tho happi est fellows in the world. "How so?" asked his friend. "Why, I have just flogged seventeen, and they are happy it is over; and all the rest arc happy that they have escaped." Cowden Clark tells a story of a gen tleman who, lately, iu making a return of his income to the tax commissioners, wrote .on tho paper : For tho last threo years my income lias oeeu hoiucvwuui under 10U; in iuture it win uu w precarious, as the man is dead of whom I borrowed tho money. A Pittsburgh critic remarked that " Miss Soldeno's mouth was suggestive of the Mammoth cave," aud tho next night, when he presented himself for ad mittance, the l'rencn uusiuess luuiuigw told him: "Not at all, zur; you no seo zee Mammoth cave to-night oonder ainy zeerkooniBtauces. Vo vill zell you no toekets." Jekyll told Moore of a man who had said his eating cost almost nothing, for " on Sunday," said ho, " I always dmo with au old friend, and then eat so much that it lasts until Wednesday, when I buy some tripe, which I hate like tho oldbov, and which accordingly makes me so "sick that I cannot eat any nioro until Sunday again." It takes a Pittsburgh paper to grasp a problem and wring the juice out of it. Says the Leader: If an ice bridge thirty-five miles in diameter were built from the earth to the moon and pro tected from dissolving till everything was ready, the heat of the sun turned on suddenly would melt it, boil tho water and dissipate the whole business in vapor in one second. The contents of the stomach of a trout weighing forty pounds lately sent from Michigan to Washington in this State, wero found to consist of eight distinct fishes, six of which measured twelvo inches in length each, and tho other two eight niches each, making a total of seven feet and four inches of fish in a trout forty -three inches long, lhe eight lay side by side, the heads and tails being partly digested. The Cattle of Life. A newsboy arrested in New York testi fied., and to the satisfaction of the court, that since he was seven years old he had made his own living peddling papers. During this time, his mother, paralyzed, was in a hospital, and lus lamer, wno was blind, was under charge of tho county. The little fellow had battled manfully lor life, ana most oi me iun had paid three dollars a week for his board, besides sending his mother and father delicacies frequently, lie waa discharged. 1 Keep Away. The son of a subscriber of a New York paper receives tho following in reply to a letter asking what chance there was for him to get work in the city: If you aro wise you will not think of coming to New York at this time to work at your trade. Many thousands of persons as competent as yourself to earn a living are now out of employment, and either subsisting on the earnings of more prosperous years or almost at the verge, of starvation. V