HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher Two Dollars per Annum. VOL. IV. HIDGAVAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, FEMIUAHY 18, 1875. NO. 52. The Farmer Fortieth All. 5Iy lord rules through his palace gate, My lady tra-eons along In utata ; The sago thinks long on many a thing, And the maiden uiubos on marrying j The minstrel harpeth merrily The sailar plows the foaming Boa, The lumtHmnu kills the good red deer, And the soldier wars without eon fear ; lint full to each, whate'er befall, The fanner ho must feed them all. Smith hammercth cherry red the sword, Priest preacheth pure the Holy Word j Dame Alice worketh 'broidery well, Clerk Ilivhard tales of love can toll j The tap wife sells hor foaming boor, Dan Fisher fishoth in tho mere j And courtiers rullle, strut, and shine, Whilo pages bring tho gascou wino. lint fall to each, whate'er befall, The farmer he must feed them all. Man builds his castles fair and high, Wherever river runuoth by ; Great cities rise in cvory land, (treat churches show the builder's hand ; (treat nre'jOM, monuments, and towors; Fair palaces and pleading bowers, (treat work is done, bo it bore or thcro, And well man worketh everywhere ; Pmt work or lest, whate'er befall. The farmer ho must feed them all. KESULT OF A STUDENT'S FRANK. I -was not yet out of my teens, ami a wihl, harum-scarum fellow, overflowing with animal sjuiits, always ready for tins perpetration of any kind of mischief, without much regard to consequences, although I never contemplated iutlicting the slightest injury upon any one. I was a student of medicine, and probably there never wasn set of raore rattle-pated fellows than that with which 1 was asso ciuted. There, was one exception, how ever, in the person of Henry Clarges, the son of a clergyman, who was natu rally a quiet, iuotl'ensive jierson, who had been strictly " trained up in the way lie. should go," and to cause Tiiia to de part from which was, I am sorry to say, our constant endeavor. He steadily re fused, however, to enter into our mis chievous sports, although he would sometimes joiu us in our convivial meet ings, but never indulging to an unrea sonable ext'iit. Ho possessed great firmness of ch.iraetor, and appeared to be quitj unmoved by our taunts so much so, in fact, that we began to attri bute his failuro to resent them to a lack of couranro. When this was hinted to ly, declared that ho knew not what fear was, ami expressed tlio hopo that we would never put his courage to the test. The firmness with which Henry Clarges resisted our evil influences, and his quiet boast of courage,!rather nettled us ; and it was resolved tohumiliate him if possi ble, by proving his professed lack of fear to be mere bravado. He was to be in vited for this purpose to a supper one night, and to bo detained as late as pos sible ; and as ho lodged in an unfre quented locality in tho suburbs of the city, he was to bo followed on his way home by one of tho party, and at a cer tain portion of tho road was to be stopped, and, in highwayman style, made to deliver up his watch and money, the pretended robber, of course, to have his fuco covered with a crapo mask, and be otherwise disguised. A failure was not even thought of, and it was consid ered a capital practical joke from which a good laugh was to be obtained nt tho expense of the intended victim. The matter was till very nicely arranged in theory, but when it came to the prac tical part, it was not easy, for no one seemed disposed to undertako the dan gerous role of the robber, and produce the startling denouement, I, howover, removed tho diiliculty by ottering to play the part myself, and tho oiler was, of course, received with acclamation. I was to carry no weapon, but was to pre sent merely a morocco case containing my pipe, which might well bo mistaken for a pistol in tho night, and demand his " money or his life." Well, the eventful night arrived, the party assembled, and a rare jovial time wo had, so that the hours passed fleetly by, and it was jast midnight before Clarges rose to depart. In the con fusion of breaking up I slipped out im- Jicrccived by him, enveloped myself in a argo cloak and a slouched lint, and hur ried forward to await the victim at the most lonely part of tho road. I had not long been there before I heard his ap proaching footsteps, as I hastily placed tho mask over my face, and stationed myself behind a tree, so that ' I might como upon him suddenly, and throw him oft' his guard. There was no moon, but tho stars gleamed brightly, and I could distinctly see his form as ho drew near the tree, close to which he must pass. As tho crisis approached, I was greatly tempted to forego my purpose, for I experienced some misgivings and a presentiment of trouble to result to mo from this folly. But I had not long to deliberate, and tho thought of the laugh being turned against mo instead of Clarges, in the event of my backing down, determined mo to carry out tho joke. Therefore, when he had nearly reached tho tree, I hastily confronted him, presented my pipe-caae to his breast, and, in a voice which souudod very unfamiliar even to myself, bade him " stand and deliver." He was evidently startled, but fora momentonly. "Wliat do you wish, my friend ?" Now, it would never have done for me to parley with him, nor did I want to , speak more than was absolutely neces sary, lest my voice should be recognized, so I hurriodly jerked out tho words, as hoarsely as I could " money watch quick 1" " Oh, certainly," he said, apparently quite unmoved, and Lis watch and iuirse wero quickly placed in my hands, le evidently remarked my agitation, and said something about my beiug ap parently engaged in a new line of busi ness. I did not, however, stop to listen, but darted off at the top of my speed. It seemed to me that I heard a mocking laugh as I hurried away, but thought nothing of it ut the time. I soon met my companions who had followed to learn the result, and then proceeded to my lodging, carrying with me the t property thus recklessly obtained. If I had felt alarmed at first, the feel - iag soon passed oil", and I slept as sound ly as usual, but was aroused from my slumber by a loud knocking at my chnmber door early the next morning. un inquiring what was wanted, the servant said a man was waiting for me in the parlor. I certainly thought it strange, but supposing it to be one of my fellow-students, I partially dressed myself and went down stairs. The face of the man was unknown to me, and I was by no means favorably impressed with his appearance. After looking at me keenly for a moment, he said, as though ho land some doubt as to the fact : " Is your name George Bolton?" I admitted that it was. "Well," he continued, " I was told I should find him hero; but you don't look much like a highwayman. However, that's none of my business. I have got a warrant against you, or leastways against one George Bolton, who stopped a gentleman on the highway last night, and robbed him of his watch and purse." "A warrant 1" I exclaimed, "against me ?" " Just so," ho replied. " The gentle man says he recognized the robber, and traced him to this house. It's odd, I know very odd; but as I said before, that's none of my business, and you'll have to go with me, after I have searched your room." I began now to realize the awkward situation in which I had placed myself, for the officer would be sure to find the property, and that would of course afford presumptive evidence of guilt. " But it was all a joke," I began. He promptly stopped me. " I don't want you to admit or explain anytliing to me," he said; " that you can do to the magistrate. I hope it may turn out to be a joke; but just show me to your room, if you please." I did so, and there on my dressing table were tho watch and purse, which he quickly transferred to his own pocket. " You had better finish dressing," he said; "and if you want breakfast, I'll wait for you." I had littlo appetito for breakfast, how ever, although I did not feel greatly alarmed, supposing that when tho affair was fully explained I should be prompt ly set at liberty. I completed my toilet, but dispensed with breakfast, and was conveyed to the ofliee of the magistrate, although the hearing would not take place until to wards noon. In the meantime, I notified my fellow-studentsof my situation, who, when they came, treated tho matter very lightly, and never for one moment sup posed that Clarges would proceed to ex tremities. The magistrate had been seen, however, by some influential par ties, and all the particulars imparted to him. He admitted that it was a hard case, but said he had no power to inter fere if the prosecution was prepared. Clarges was sought for in vain, and was evidently kee2ing out of the way, which had rather an unfavorable look, so far as I was concerned. At length the hour arrived, and I was ushered into tho presence of the magis trates for two or three wero present, at tracted, probably, by the novelty of the case, which caused likewise a largo at tendance of the townspeople. I was sur rounded by friends for tho lecturers and others connected with tho hospital were present to help me, if possible, out of the difficulty. The name of the prosecutor was called, and Clarges walked to the witness-stand with a firm step, and a vindictive scowl upon his face which crushed out all hope from my heart, and I felt that he would proceed without flinching to tho " bitter end." He gave his testimony clearly, and, of courso, not one fact could be gainsaid. Tho robbery was fully proved, and how could it be shown that it was no robbery at all, but merely tho mischievous taking of tho property, without any felonious intent ? There wero, to bo sure, plenty to swear to the circumstances leading to the act, but they could not swear away the fact that the law had been violated, and that a crime had been committed; and tlus beiug proved, tho magistrato had no alternative but to commit me, and I was accordingly consigned to prison, to await my trial. I was consoled as far as possible by the kindness and sympathy of my friends, by the unceasing attentions of my af flicted parents, and I had certainly the satisfaction of knowing that those whoso esteem I valued never entertained a doubt of my entire innocence. Clarges himself, of course, was assured of it, but he had a malignant and vindictive spirit which resisted all attempts at concilia tion, and it was only as tho trial ap proached that he softened so far as to promise to admit his belief, when ex amined, that I was not guilty of felonious intent. Eminent counsel were consulted, and no expeuso was spared in my behalf, but nothing could save me from tho fear ful ordeal of a public trial, or, in their opinion, prevent a verdict of guilty be ing rendered against me. After several consultations, it was finally decidod by the lawyers, as tho only mode to avoid as far as possible a painful publicity, that I should bo taken into court early in the morning, imme diately after it opened, and plead guilty, the court consenting to receive tho affi davits of the prosecutor and witnesses as to the extenuating circumstances. This arrangement was carried out. I was placed at the bar ulone, my plea recorded, and I was then quietly taken back to the infirmary, in which I had been permitted to pass my imprisonment. The jailor came to mo one morning to say that sentence was to be pronounced, and to be prepared in half an hour. At the expiration of the time, I was, with some half dozen other prisoners, placed at the bar. The judge made oidy a few preliminary remarks, and then pro nounced the sentence of seven years' transportation upon each of us; but looking at me, he added, I thought somewhat kindly, that we should not all be sent to the pemd colony. I was that night plaoed in the ward with the other prisoners, with whom I was to bo conveyed the following morn ing to the convict hulks at Chatham dockyard. It was midsummer, and we were aroused about four o'clock, and provided with a good breakfast, of which most of them partook very heartily. Soon the blacksmith appeared, and placing us in couples, we wero thus con nected, by means of an iron ring passed round a leg of each, which was passed over au iron rod in front of tho seats, ex tending the length of tho prison van; and when the prisoners were thussecurod, padlocks " made assurance doubly sure.' When we reached Chatham, the van stopped at a public house in the principal street, where it was the custom to per mit tho prisoners to alight for a brief period, ami indulge in ono good meal, with accompanying stimulants, before commencing their penal sorvitude, dur ing which they must put up with only coarse but wholesome fare, and of ne cessity suffer all sorts of privations. My spirits wero terribly depressed, and I in stinctively Bhruuk from the gazo of tho curious crowd that had collected at the door of the public house to look at us. Being better dressed than tho rest, I, of course, attracted particular attention,and the more so, probably, as tho fellow who was linked to me was' miserably clad,and presented a most repulsive appearance. The remarks made by the bystanders were by no means complimentary, and I was evidently set down as one of the swell-mob, and certainly not an object of sympathy, or considered deserving any. My companions seemed to be utterly de void of feeling, and entirely unconscious of their degraded position. Transporta tion had apparently no terror for them, nor did they permit its contemplation to interfere with their present enjoyment. The feast nt the public house was pro longed to the extreme verge of indul gence, and a farewell chorus was then proposed, one of the party improvising the words. The last note was given just as tho door of the van closed. We wero soon within tho gates of the dockyard, and proceeded rapidly to the hulk, which was lashed to the wharf, leaving a considerable space, however, between the wall and her side. Over this a bridge was thrown, extending to the gangway, which was drawn up at night, so that there was no connection between the ship and tho shore. We alighted at the foot of this bridge, and walked over it as well as the short chain would per mit, and wero placed in a line on tho quarter-deck to await the inspection of the surgeon. When ho arrived, we were desired to extend one arm at a right angle with the body, and ho used it like a pump-handle; but what the object of this operation was I never could divine, for that was the extent of the inspection. We were then relieved of our shackles and a great relief it was aud conducted to an office in the forward part of the ship, where sat a keen-eyed man at the desk, with a large book open before him. In this was entered tho personal de scription of tho prisoner, color of his hair and eyes, his height, complexion, and any other particulars which might lead to his recognition should he chance to escape. Another person entered the convict's name, age, place of birth, where brought up, and the names and residences of your relatives. This last information, I confess, it greatly pained me to give, and it seemed to me cruol to exact it, though I suppose it was deemed neces sary for the ends of justice. These for malities completed, we were taken to another department, in which was an immense bath-tub. Hero we were told to strip and give ourselves a good wash ing ; and whilo doing so, our clothes wero removed, aud each man was fur nished with tho convict uniform a pair of gray worsted stockings, a check shirt, and a coarse gray jacket, vest, and knee breeches, together with thick shoes as near the size as possible. Having dressed oiu-selves, a convict appeared with a large pair of scissors, a comb, and shav ing apparatus. Having rendered our faces completely smooth, anil cut our hair as short as possible, he then took the razor aud marked tho letter C dis tinctly just above the forehead. A still further degradation was, how ever, yet to be undergone, in the rivet ing on of my chains. To an iron ring placed on each leg, just above the ankle, was a long, ' heavy chain reaching to the waist, where it was fastened to a belt passed around the waist. Believe me, it was an attachment of an exceedingly troublesome character, and the rattling of the chain with every movement made me shudder. This was, indeed, "the iron that entered the soul." Tho con victs wero compelled for a time to per form tho most laborious work wearing this chain, such as carrying heavy tim ber, excavating aud wheeling dirt, etc., while even walking was a most paiuful operation with the hands at liberty to partially relieve one of the weight. By a course of good conduct, however, the convict was gradually relieved of this in cumbrance ; one-half would first bo re moved, then a short chain extending to ono knee would be substituted, and finally only the riug would bo left. Tho day after my arrival I was sent out with a gang to work, und we were employed carrying heavy ships' beams, as much as three men could stagger under. As may be imagined, my strength was unequal to the task, but no shirking was permitted, for the keeper regarded all alike, as felons who were to be pun ished, aud knew that he was appointed to see that it was duly inflicted. To ex hibit favoritism would, in all probability, have got him into trouble. He no doubt saw, however, my inability to perforin tho work, and possibly reported the fact; or it may be that there was some secret influence at work in my behalf, for after tho second day, I was ordered from the gang, and desired to go below, where those who were ill, or pretended to bo (for there was a great deid of that kind of thing), had to wait an examina tion by the surgeon. I don't think I could possibly have undergone the labor that day, for my shoulders were literally skinned by tho chafing of the timbers, and my limbs was so sore aud stiff, that I could scarcely move. The surgeon on entering the place camo at once to me, and after two or three questions, told me to stand aside. Most of the others were ordered to their work with a tlireat of punishment, and only two of us received papers for the hospital-ship, which lay iu close prox imity to the hulk. My irons were knocked oft', a light ring riveted on one leg, and I was soon placed in compara tively comfortable, quarters. How wel come was the quiet of that hospital-ship, after the fearful scenes tlirough which I had passed ! With a heart overflowing with thankfulness, I lay down that night on my mattress, and the consciousness of i.inocence was then a token to my wound ed spirit, ti-anquilizing my feelings, and rendering my sleep peaceful. My relatives and friends had not neg lected mo all this time; they had cheered me with their presence, and with the prospect of speedy restoration to liberty. They could not, of course, accompany me to the hulks, nor were prisoners per mitted to see their friends there, I be lieve, oftener than once in three months; but I had letters almost daily, and always hopeful and full of regrets that the riles forbade my receiving tho many good things they were so anxious to send. My health continued good, and although my spirits were depressed, I kept as stout a heart as possible, and in endeavoring to assuage the anguish of those aroimd me, found a solaco for my own woe. Iu the meantime tho necessary steps for obtaining my pardon had boon taken, and one evening, after tho expiration of a month, I was informed that I was want ed on board tho hulk. When I reached the quarter-deck tho superintendent, or chief officer, was there, aud kindly taking my hand, warmly congratulated me on my pardon, which ho had just received. " I hope," he said, " that yon have not much to complain of. We tried to ren der you as comfortable as the circum stances admitted, for your case was fully explained to me, even before you ar rived, and you have had my sincere sympathy." He again shook my hand, and then told me to go into his cabin, where I found my entiro wardrobe, just as it had been taken from me, and soon, little of the convict could be detected in my appearance, except the excessive shortness of my hair. On returning to the deck, I was delightfully surprised to see my dear mother, and, on her loving breast, man as I was, I wept like a child. A carriage was waiting for us at a short distance from the hulk, and inside the dock-yard gates I was completely over whelmed with the congratulations of my fellow-students and a large number of friends. I was a sort of hero for the time, and every one sought, by unceasing kind ness, to repair the wrong that I had suf fered. It was years, however, before my spirits experienced a rebound, but I was never the same gay, light-hearted being I had been before, nor indeed has the gloom tho event cast over it been en tirely removed. Hunting for Diamonds. A letter from the South African dia mond fields tells us how the diamonds are found, as follows: Tho diamond earth, transported by the carts to tho plaeo where it is to be picked over, is at first roughly crushed by men seated in a circle around it, armed with sticks, who beat it as it is thrown by shovelfuls iu tho midst of them; this first operation is for the purpose of separating it from the stones. It is then passed through a coarse sieve, that retains the wortliless portions, and afterward through a liner sieve, to free it from dust, and to put it in a condition to be picked over. It is then poured upon tables, around which men are arranged with scrapers niado of tin, or tho remains of old buckets; each one plunges his scraper into the mass, and draws out a large handful, which, with tho same movement, he spreads in such a way as to see with a glance if there are any diamonds. The skill ac quired by tho eye from constant practice renders the work less minute than it ap pears at first, so that tho new-comers, seeing the continual movement of the arm back and forth, cannot believe in the possibility of assorting so quickly made. It is difficult for i diamond to escape at tention unless it is very small, for this crystal, though giving out no radiance in its rough state, and having no color, leaps to the eyes in an astonishing man ner in the midst of tho earth and gravel. It is always pure, even in the dust, which never touches, and seems to re spect it. In spito of the favorable conditions, tho rejected earth still contains many diamonds, for the Kaffres employed ill this work are often more occupied in chattering than in looking at the table ; and, from idleness or native depravity, sort in beds so thick that the diamonds are buried in tho other materials, and es cape the eye. As au illustration of the negligence with which these men per form their task, ono of my associates, astonished to see that our three united claims, worked together by all our Kaf fres, gave us hardly eight or ten dia monds a day, when we had a right to ex pect twenty-five or thirty, concealed in the earth on tho tablo a diamond of thirty-six carats larger than a hazel-nut. Ho did this to test the fidelity of the workmen ; and, although ho watched them attentively, all the earth was sorted before him without tho diamond being perceived. It had been thrown under tho tablo, where it was afterward found. This negligence was confirmed by an other circumstance ; in displacing the table to transport it to a less encumbered Elaee, wo found, among the sand that ad been sorted, a diamond of thirteen aud one-half carats, which would have been lost for us like the others. It has become a new industry at the mines, for those who cannot purchase a claim, to re-examine the abandoned earth, which is sometimes very productive. One of my friends made in this manner, without nskiug any capital, fifty dollars a week. Many children, and young Dutch girls, pass whole days digging at hazard in tho sand, and are sometimes largely recompensed. In tho street where I worked a child found, iu earth already sorted, a diamond of seventy three carats. A Moss of It. A Washington correspondent of the Chicago Jntcr-(Jeean writes: Not only is it slippery outsido, but indoors too, and at one of the swell germans a few nights ago three couples fell on the floor, polished not wisely but too well. One of tho six was tho belle of the ball the belle of every ball she graces tall and stately and haughty. What a fall was there 1 She was leading; she was the best dressed woman there; she was the focus of admiration; she caught her dainty foot in another girl's flounce, and while the women were envying and the men adoring her she tumbled, in a con fused heap of laces and ribbons and flounces, and her partner, iu the middle of the room ! She was up iu a moment, shaking out hor ruffled plumage and swallowing the mortification with lovely smiles. But she turned and looked at the gill who tripped her; and, merciful heavens, what ft look t THE CONFEDERATE TREASURE. A Story from a Cnliroriila Pnncr About a l.nrRC Lot nf(.oll. A San Francisco paper says that when tho Confederate army under Gen. Leo was forced back from the trenches at Petersburg President Davis hurriedly ordered about fourteen millions of dol lars, the property of the banks of Virginia and of the Confederate States, to be placed on trains at Rich mond and sent South, intending to com vey it to the trans-Mississippi depart ment, if possible, there to make a final Btand. The treasure was carried down to Charlotte, N. C, where tho railroad ended. At this place it was decided to leave the money belonging to the banks of Virginia, in keeping of their officers. The rest of the money, belonging to the Confederate States, was placed in wag ons, and the retreat continued. The brigades of Gens. Basil Duke and Vaughan, who had succeeded in escaping from East Tennessee, and had arrived at Charlotte a few days lefore, were placed under the orders of Gen. John C. Breckeuridge to act as an escort to the treasure, and the command proceeded south until Greensboro, Washington county, Ga., was reached. At this point information was received that tho Fed eral general, Wilson, had captured Ma con, a few miles distant, and in the lino of retreat to the trans-Mississippi de partment. The news soon got among the men. They became demoralized, and a rush was made for the wagons con taining the treasure. It was speedily divided upamongthem,theoflieers being unable to restrain the men. Among the lucky ones were two soldiers belonging to Company B, Third Tennessee Mounted Infantry, of Vaughau's brigade, from Munro county, Teuu. One of them was named Albert Stevens, and the other we will call J. T. Jones. They had charge of the wagon containing $150,000 in gold; and when the panic spread among the soldiers, and the cry was " mure rjui jeut, they retained their presence of mind, and drove off in the woods, where they divided the money, making some 875,000 apiece, and sep arated, Stevens taking his to his home iu Tennessee, where lie buried it, con fiding its hiding place to his mother, a very old lady. Finding that it would be dangerous for him to remain iu Tennessee, owing to tho unsettled condition of things there, tho people being equally divided on tho questions of the war, he went to Georgia, where he found Jones, who had bought a small place and was quietly waiting until it would be safe for him to return home. Stevens stayed awhile with Jones, aud then went off to another part of Georgia to visit some relatives. Before going, however, he informed Jones about the hiding of his money and his mother's knowledge of its whereabouts. As soon as Stevens was gone Jones mounted his horse aud made a bee line for Tennessee, to the place where Stevens lived. Arriving there he presented his comrade's mother with a forged letter, purporting to come from her son, directing her to deliver the money to Jones, which the old lady did. Jones then started direct for Cali fornia. Arriving here he purchased a large tract of land in Mendocino county, laud being very low at that at that time, and has sinca amassed a large fortune in addition to his ill-gotten gains, and is now highly respected and a member of the church. In the course of time Stevens, having ascertained that it would be safe, started for home, possibly dreaming of a future life of ease and comfort on some blue grass farm, raising fat cattle and blooded horses, this being your average Ken tuckian's or Tennesseean's idea of an earthly paradise. On reaching home he soon fouud out his loss. Buckling on his revolver, he scoured the entire South and West in search of his faithless friend, vowing to shoot him on sight, and only recently ascertained his where abouts. Ho is now in correspondence with a prominent lawyer of this city, and an attempt will shortly be made to bring Jones to account through the courts. Monomania. Edward Patterson read a paper before the Medical Society of New York on " Monomauia as Affecting Testamentary Capacity." Ho said that the courts were daily committing errors in questions of insanity by clinging to the theories which tho medical profession has long since exploded. It is important to know how justice can be best administered in the cases of criminals whoso mental fac ulties are seriously impaired, and the law has been manifestly unjust in many instances. There is also serious evil in tho current decisions of the courts ou the testamentary capacity of certain per sons. In former times it was held tliat only total insanity could break a will. In 1725 it was decided that only total de pravity or complete insanity was a de fense to an indictment. In 1756 the question of unsound mind simply was firnt raised to invalidate a will. Until then the distinction between total and partial insanity was not recognized. The speaker said that melancholia and mono mania belong to partial insanity, which was that condition of the mind in which the patient is intelligent and rational as to most subjects, but is the victim of a delusion or illusion on ono or more sub jects. Ho said that general insanity was that aberration of the mind which pre vents the subject from exercising his reason. He cited cases to show that par tial insanity had been declared to invali date a will. In American cases it seems to be tho rule that where a monomania exists iu the shape of a delusion, which has no real existence, against a person who should receive bounty at tho hands of a testator, and if the will be the pro duct of such delusion, it is invalid. The mere holding of erratic or strange be liefs is not evidence of partial insanity, and no matter with what tenacity they are held it does not. disprove testamen tary capacity. Girls should be warned of the danger they run in marrying railroad brakenier An enthusiastic member of that fraterni ty, on being awakened the other night from a dream of an impending crash by a traiu, found himself sitting up in bed, holding liis wife by the eurs, having nearly twisted her heud off in his fruutio efforts to " down brakes," WHAT WILL SHE DO WITH IT. An Elcnhnnt In the House tlint will Iteuiilre Cnnstnnt Watching and Jinny Hour of Anxiety. There is at present stored in this city, says the New York Time, for safo-keep-ing we need not say where a diamond necklace of such splendor and value that it would bo worthy of public notice, even were it not on other considerations. It is a double necklace, and each of those consists of three rows of diamonds, any one of which a lady might with pleasure see upon her finger. But in each necklace, both inner aud outer, there is, at intervals of ' about an inch and a half, a largo diamond, so large that no lady could wear it on her finger, and of a size that few of the fair ven ture even if they can afford to wear as solitaire ear-rings. In tho middle of the inner necklace is a stone of great size, the worth of which must be fully teu thousand dollars, and from the outer one depend seven pearl-shaped stones of very unusual size, tho middle one, which hangs just below the largo one of the inner necklace, being of even greater sise and value than that. The necklace is uot alone. It is accompanied by ear rings of corresponding value and design a union of round stones above with pear-shaped pendants below, all within borders of smaller stones which, how ever, are small only by comparison with the great ones to winch they are satel lites. This magnificent decoration, the value of which cannot be less than ouo hundred and fifty thousand dollars, aud which, if all the stones wero of the very first water, would command more nearly two hundred thousaud, is merely an ad dition to tho long list of rich presents received by Miss Sherman on her mar riage. It is a compliment from tho Khedive of Egypt to the soldier who made the great march to the sea. The question presents itself, WThat will she do with it ? What does any lady, who does not wear a crown, or at least a coronet, when she is in full dress, do with such a stupendous ornament as this ? She may keep it kicked up, and on proper and rare occasions feast her eyes by looking at it, or provoke the envy of her dearest friends by exhibiting it to them. But think of the anxiety accom panying such a possession ! A guard ought to be set over it night and day. As to wearing it, tho owner would, if sho had any taste or sense of congruity, be utterly at a loss to find any good reason for so doing. We liave no occa sions hero when such ornaments are iu place. Even in Europo they aro worn very rarely only on state occasions or at some very grand festivity. The no tion that the noblewomen tho "female Markisses," and such like of the old world go about blazing with diamonds, eveu in the evening, is as absurd and unfounded as tho belief formerly enter tained that kings and queens wore their crowns as other people wore hats. Dia monds or jewels of any kind, except a modest brooch, a seal ring, or some thing of the kind, are scarcely ever seen upon ladies of rank in Europe, except on full dress occasions, and then they wear not a great deal, although what they do wear is apt to be of tho very highest value and quality of the kind. But diamonds or fine jewels of any kind on other occasions would be regarded among such people as evidences of bad taste, and even of inferior breeding. It is undoubtedly true that much 0f tho European misapprehensions of the genuine American character that, for instance, which comes of long New Eng land, or Knickerbocker, or Southern descent is produced by traveling Ameri cana who have suddenly acquired wealth, who have not had tho advantage of tho best training at home, and who suppose that to produce a good impression and get among the best people they must make a display of their possessions. This duty is committed to the ladies ol the party, nud by them it must be con fessed, it is generally performed with a thoroughucFS and a dash which are quite startling. The diamonds in which thy are occasionally seen at tahlen d'tote, even in the morning, actually frighten some of the very people upon whom they are seeking to make a fa vorable impression. They would be as tonished to learn that tho rather dowdy looking person in a dingy wrapper, whom they passed in the corridor, was the wife of one noblemau and the de scendant of a coroneted line of ancestors. This new diamond necklace may be very pretty to look at; but the young lady who has received it ought not to bo trusted out with it unless she is accom panied by two or three sharp policemen in plain clothes and well armed. A Sea Story. The crew of an English man-of-war was down with scurvy, and, there being none of tho usual remedies at hand, an old sailor suggested the trying of one which had saved a ship's crew iu some land of the tropics. This was simply to bmy lue meu upright as far as their chius, until tho earth drew the poison out of their bodies. Six pits were quickly dug in the warm alluvial soil, and when the sun went down, the men wero placed iu them, and tho earth shoveled in around them. It was a beautiful moonlight night; and the operation completed, the invalids chatted gayly together; their shaggy heads just bursting through tho earth, iu the fitful moonlight, made them look like men coming up to judgment; their voices sounding weird and ghostly, as of an other world. After awliile, one by one they fell asleep, and all was still. Their comrades then stole a way and sought their cabins. When they rose iu the morning, and went to see how the buried men fared, they found that the wolves had come down m the night, aud eaten off every heud level with tho ground ! How He Heaud Of It. This is the way Serrano heard of it. At seven o'clock a. M an officer wont to his quar ters and found him taking his chocolate. He said: " I bring Your Highness bad news." " Do you come to arrest me !" said Serrano. "No," said the officer, "but to inform you that the Army of tho North will proclaim Alfonso king." "It will do well," answered the marshal, calmly, " and far from opposing myself to such a proceeding l accept it person' ally aa the only possible solution, ' Items of Interest. Brigham Young is still able to sit tip and bo married occasionally. During the last year the Boston banks paid $1,024,819 taxes to the city. We mount to fortune by several steps, but require only ono stop to come down. It has been estimated that the great American nation smokes 5,168,000 cigars a day. The California State prison has 1,000 inmates. Of these 1G0 are under twenty one, and 241 under twonty-Bix years of age. A man may be properly said to have been drinking like a fish when he finds that ho has taken enough to make hi3 head swim. Learn, to be economical when you are prosperous, that you may know how to live without spending money when you have none. Never trust with a secret a married man who loves his wife, for ho will tell her, and she will toll her sister, and her sis ter will tell everybody. A convicted criminal never objects to the grammar of the judge, but ho doesn't like to have him show it off in court by passing a long sentence. It is estimated that one hundred young women stand ready to do copying at two dollars per week where ouo is willing to do plain cooking at double that sum. A vessel has just left San Francisco for Liverpool with a cargo of 150,000 bushels of wheat. This is the largest cargo of that grain that has ever crossed the ocean. A horse who is in the habit of gnawing his crib can be cured of the practice by applying a strong wash of cayenne pepper and hot water, or a coating of tar, to the crib. " Now, then, children," said a parish schoolmistress, showing her children off ou examination day, " who loves nil men ?" " You, missus," was tho unex pected reply. "Where a woman," says Mrs. Parting ton, " has been married with a congeal ing heart, and one that beats desponding to her own, she will never want to enter the maritime state again." While on the stand testifying in tho Beecher-Tilton case, Moulton, a leading witness, received news of tho sudden death of his mother. Ho did not know sho was ill until the news of her death came. Truth rhymes with youth. We heard little Elsie exclaim, rapturously: " Oh, oo dear lion ! Ob, oo booful lion ! Oh, oo nice lion Oh, oollove, doloveooso !" Then she added, iu a whisper, " But he mells awful !" An Indianapolis widow made her lover deposit 3,000 in the hands of a trustee on the morning of the wedding day,.tho money to be at her order for divorce purposes should she ever desire to tako such action. It is reported that a somewhat juvenile dandy said to a fair partner at a ball : " Miss, don't you think my mustaches aro becoming ?" to which Miss replied : "Well, sir, they may bo coming, but they haven't yet arrived." Lewis, the wit of the Detroit Free, I'nux, is a youth of about twenty-nine, with a dark and a rolling eye, and a moustache like the shadow of a great He is engaged to a lady whoso papa is worth half a million, I " i'ou in the Dost-ollice?" said a father to his son. "Nice party you'd be in the post-office. What could you do in the post-office except stand in the door way with your mouth open for folks to wet postage Rtunips on your tongue '!" It is said that the aggregate cost ex clusive of jewels of the dresses worn by tho ladies of a certain household (four in number) to a charity ball was $12,500; while their tickets cost 20. Oh, charity, what extravagance is committed in thy name! In Oregon tho canning of salmon has been overdone, and prices havo deterio ated to such nu extent that the canuers have gone to canning beef instead. As they can buy cattle in Oregon for two aud a half cents a pound, there is a mar gin to work on in the business. A man was recently fonnd lying in sensible iu the street by to police of Baltimore. He has since been claimed by a woman who positively identified him as her husband, aud by a young man, a stranger to the woman, who is just as positive that tho man is his father. The last King of Spain, before the one just proclaimed, bearing the name of Al fonso, was Alfonso XL, historically known as the Avenger, who reigned from 1321 until his death before Gibraltar in 1350, so that between Alfonso XI. and Alfonso XII. there is only the little pe riod of 525 years. A business man in one of our Eastern cities asserts that during the past year he and another man made $500 each by reading one little advertisement in the local newspaper. It opened to them a chance for a trade which otherwise they would not have heard of. Moral but everybody can eeo tho moral by readiug the item. The growth of the Granger order tliroughout the South is remarkable In Alabama there are now reported to be 641 granges, with 32,000 members; in Florida, 108 granges, with 5,500 members ; iu Arkansas, 521 granges, with 21,000 members; while in the other States there are also numerous lodges with largo membership. A former Indian agent states that the tribes under liis charge observed a cus tom of making Now Year's calls the squaws culling on the warriors. All tho American savages formerly observed tho same custom. The Dutch settlers of New York adopted the custom from them, with a slight modification tuo gentleman calling on the ladies. A busy housewife was sitting in a doorway plying her needle. Her hus band was lounging on the rail, when Ids foot slipped, and he bruised his knee on tho door-step. " Oh,"saidhe, groaning, " I have broken the bone, I am sure !" " Well, then," said she, holding up her needle with its eye broken out, "you and I have done very nearly the same tiling." "How bo t" Why, don't you see '(" said she ; " I have broken the eye of the needle, man and you have broken, the knee of the idle man," i