' . t HENRY A Xf ARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL DESPERANDUM. - f, Two Dollars per Annum. VOL. IV. MDGAVAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1874. NO. 43. 4 Tho Handful of Earth, It's Hailing I am at tho dawn of day, Tu my brotlior that's over tho sea, But it's lit tle I'll cave for my life anywhere. Tor it's breaking my heart will be ; But a treasure I'll tako.for onld Ireland's Bake, That I'll prize all belonging above ; It 8 a handful of earth from tho land of birth, Trom tho heart of tho land that I lovo. my Anil w on't the poor M in his exile be glaJ, "When !-.eet8 tho bravo present I bring ! And wo'.'t there be (lowers from liii treasniro C f curs In f.ie warm of tho beautiful spring ! Oisb, Erin mashroe' though H'apartin we be, "leasing I II leave oa vour shore, a ...i ... , ... . .luu jum uiuuuinui: ana streams 11 eoo in my dreams Til) I crof;s to my country once more. AT THE RACES. "John !" " I hear yon, mother." "John, I I wish to speak soriotu-ly 10 you, uiy son, "Very well. I'ni listening." Jjittlo Mrs. Thurlow Rtood up, to giro her words more weight. They did not Boeni to mean anything at all to her ; she was eucU a very little woman. nud her back ached so much, aud her Hands trembled so that she had to steady herself on tho back of a chair. She suddenly romcmbored how John's father used to r.troke her pretty pink Lauds aud cnll her " Baby," and say no iroarjio fiiiouut ever conio nigh nor. Aud when Lo tailed on Lis last cruise. ho tuui jguij woiuu uo nor comiort un til ha came back. And now John was breaking her heait I " You will not go to Eppton with that boy, to-morrow, dear. I mean you r.uau hoc go, joun. I certainly will havo some authority over vou I" John was standing, too, looking her full iu the face. The angry red came into her cheeks una theu died out as quickly, and her blue eyes were full of tears. " You won't go, Johnny, dear! You won't vex mother V" John shut his mouth tight aud fi'iivtiPjTed his Fihoulders. lie had vrv i.. i . i: -. . . , . iiutiy iouim out mat women were a waii lot, and tnat men ought to control things iu the world, aud that ho was a man. jjis momcr was so little nua so fussy, and she never knew her cvn ruind 1 wo minutes 1 A pretty thin H t-ho was goiug to Bay, " You shall," ami " You shall not," lo hint all his life ! " Don't go to Eppton, Johnny," the continued coaxing. " J.'ra sine if ir' your lather were here he would say that vi-.leot hoy was a very bad companion for you." "And whal'll I do at home if I stay ? It's a holiday," Buid John, savagely shaking oft' tho hand sho laid gently on liis arm. His voiee was growing deep, like a man's. He was tidier than she in theso last few months, and looked over her head en they stood together. He studied books and talked of things of. which she knew nothing. And yet it wa3 only tha other d.iy she held him in her arms her baby"! Only tho ether day 1 Now that his father was auy, and site almost feared might bo oead, what had she in tho world but her little boy ? She always thought God had given Lim to Ler, just to her, to be her own. Now he wan going from her fast, fast. He came home with that Wulcot boy tho other night with tho smell of liquor on hir, breath. He had not let her kiss Lim for daya, not touch his mouth the sweet mouth where she used to watch tho teeth coming like pearls one !, one. She pre .7 pale, her eyes were wii.l with terror, as ehe caught him by the arm. " O, for God's sake, doa't turn from me, John 1 It would be bett.r that wo were dead together than that you should fjo ca tbi road that yon ure going." 'I'm going nowhere but to Eppton, to see a hoive-race," ho replied, rough ly. " And if I stay at home, what cau I do to amuse myself ?" Mrs. Thurlow glanced from side to side in diwany. When Lo could le amused with toys or a story-book she managed very veil, but now " You might lish in the morning, and 111 take you with me to the boning socie ty iu the evening," with brighten ing face. John's fmwl grew darker, but ho made no direct reply. His mothers tears hurt him btrnngtly. " Very well. I'm go'ing to bed now. Wo"l talk it over iu tho morning," lightiii his candle liud going off ab ruptly. Alter he hoard his mother shut ber chauibt r door ho went down stairs, and out to the drug shop, where he was sure to iind Tom Wulcot. That gay city ing eageny together for a long time. John appeared reluctant and worried. " Don't mind her," said Walcot, o leaving. "They're all alike. Weak, weak as water. You're doing no barm. It's time you took masters into your own hands. And bo sure and bring -," lowering Lis voice. "It will show tho boys what class in society you belong to. They are all nobby dress ers." " Jack," said Mr. Day, as be put up bis shutters, "I'd steer clear of that Wulcot fellow, if I were you. Nobody knows anything about him. It don't become your father's son to be hail fel low well met with a lad like that." Day said t bis wife that night it was a thousand pities Jack had iot his father to manage him just now. Dr. Thurlow was as thorough a gentleman as there was in the navy, and John was on the high-road to become a black guard. Nearly four years had passed since the ship on which Dr. Thurlow was surgeon had left on the long cruise, and he was expected home soon. By daylight tho nest morning John and his friend were jogging along the road 'lo Eppton. John's face was nn U6uully red, and his eye unsteady. He took out a heavy gold watch from his pocket now and then, and flashed in the sun a diamond ring that he wore on his little finger. " That's a reg'lar old turnip," said Walcot, glancing at ths watoh furtive jouru lungncu a good deal at tueesrly-to-bed habits of the village boys. Day, the druggist, noticed tho two lads talk ly. "No notion of its value, have yon ?" "Six or seven hundred," said John, loftily. " It was my grandfather's. It's got the family crest on it in jewels, d'ye see ? I supposo the boys will under stand that." " O, they'll appreciate the watch, no fenr," with a laugh. "I borrowed mother's ring, too," turning it to make it sparkle. " I don't know what she'll say if she misses them. But sho onglit to let me show people that I'm not a beggar, when I go into society." "Certainly," By the way, did you bring any money, Jack ? You kuow I told you thore'd bo betting. All our set risk a little, just for the "fun of the thing. Oi course they don't caro to win. Money counts for nothing wih these fellows. But it loo!:s well to bet, you tej." " No, I didn't brinr auy," John said, flushing hotly. ' The truth is, Tom, I won't bet. It won't ! break mother's heai';, I do belicv :, if T did that." "Bah!" muttered Walcot, with un limited dispubt. " Break her heart, in deed ! Well, well, you'll learn to be a man some timo." Eppton, tho country town, was reached in a eouplu of hours, and John was introduced to " the boys." Now John, full of conceit as he was, was shrewd enough, and wa quick to see thii' the coarse faces, gaudy clothes and sham jewelry of tho young men were very different from those which should belong to gentlemen's sons. But ns he had no money to bet they they treated him with indifference. leaving him to Walcot during the dy, me races were exciting, more was a certain delight, too, in standiug in a crowd, sucking the end of au unlighted cigar (ho knew ho would be sick, if lie smoked;, stroking tho down on his up per lip with the jeweled fiuger. But as the day waned evou these pleasures paled. Th6 oaths aud ob scenity about him sickened the boy, He remembered it was time for his mother to read the chapter end the evening prayers. Tho little, fnssy, dear woman ! She micht be fussy and weak. but her re'ieion seemed to John at that moment a pure and awful thiug, before winch tuee men aud their "world were vile ntd insigmSeant. He touched Waicot on the. b ho alder, " I'm going home now, Tom," 1 he men around hustily glauc d at eneh other. " Come, take u drink, first. ' I c-au't go back to-night, Jaek," said Walcnt. " You'll havo to trudge alone, if you will go. Better tay where you are." " No. And I'll not drink unythiug more, lioou evening, KeuUemen. Ho hurried through tho crowded streets to the turnpike loadioor home. The day had beeu a disappointment, after ail. He might as well havo been lishiug or at the sewing society for oil the pleasure ho had had. And yet a boy ought to havo some amuaemeut, he thought. He trudged on miserable enough, with an aching head and uncertain steps. "As for the wine, what do I take it for V I hale it, tnd it makes me sick as death. If Wulcot woulda't jeer at cola water prigs 1 Tho sun had set before ho started homeward. The road lay between hill.. When he had gone a mile or two, he lound himself in almost absolute dark ness. He truuged on manfully, though, and had reached tho Narrow's, where the hill rose on one side of the road and tho river ran ou tho other, when he observed four figures, appar ently waiting for him. One was iu form so like Walcot, that, Lo thought the boys had changed their minds, nud de termined to go back it'i him. " H tnat you, lorn ? ' ne shouted. The mail came ciuicklv n to Lim. He was marked. I want tho time of night, boy." he said, iu a strained voic?. John, trembling, buttoned his coat tightly over his watch. "I want to know what time it is !" drawing a revolver and pointing it at his heai';. " The watch is not mine." cried John. ytliiug, "Help, ha p !" lor a moment, until a olow on the head felled and ttuuued him. Ho knew, however, that his watch und ring weie dragged from him before another blow left him life less. Wheu he came to himself a mm was lifting him into a buggy standing ou the road. In the darkness, and his be- wildormo-Et from tho blow ho had re ceived, he could just see that tho man was large and powerfully buiit. " Are you going to kill me ?" John asked, quiet enough, considering the importance of the case. The gentleman laughed. No. You've had rough usage enough, poor fellow, You are too youug a boy to bo drunk and nghting," arranging the cushions about him in tho seat, and taking the reins. "Now tell me a'l about it." There was something so kind and strong in his voine that the boy ner vously told him the whole story, with sobs and tears. "It is mother I care for," hn said. " To think how I turned against her I" The gentleman looked down at him closely, his own face strangely agitated. He took the boy's hand and held it, crushing it in his own until Johu al most cried out. They stopped at the cottage door. John'u mother stood at the gate, where the poorlittle womau had been watching all day. When she saw the boy come staggering down the path toward her, she ran to meet him, and then stopped short, looking at the man behind him, with a wild cry nf " George 1 George !" " Yes," said Dr. Thurlow to his wife, the next day, " it hns all ended like a story in a book. The pclioe have the thieves aud we have the watch and ring, and I came home just when I was needed in more ways than one. No fear, little woman, of our boy. He only needs a man's stronger hand to guide bim aud to make him fit to appreciate his mother." Youth's Companion, A Georgia citizen tried to increase the weight of his cotton by packing in it a lot of old iron and now it is all be can do to raise money tu pay his way oat of the penitentiary. The Germ Theory of Disease. Trof. John Tyndall writes a letter to the London Times, called forth by a treatise on typhoid fever by Dr. Wil liam Budd. The following is tho con cluding paragraph of tho letter : What in tho nature of the typhoid poison ? The "yellow typhoid matter" already referred to, Budd describes as made up of nucleated cells. The term "germ-theory " does not, to my knowl edge, occur once in the volume, pos sibly because of the opposition and ridicule that theory encountered in the English medical press. Over and over again .Budd speaks of "germs," but, it might be imagined that he used the word figuratively. Those who kuew him, however, were well awa'fl that this was riot tho case ; and in the early part oi the present volume, after de'stribk't; the calamities incident to typhoid fever, he remarks : " It is humiliating that issues such as these should be con tingent ou the powers of an agent so. low ia tho scale f being that tho mil dew which rprii'gfl on decaying wood mntbeconsideredhigu in comparison." Four or five years ago I, ou outsider, ventured upon this ground of medical theory, for it involved no knowledge of medical practice, but simply a capacity to weigh evidence ; and the evidence that epidemic diseases were parasitic appeared to me very strong. Ou tho Oth of June, 1871, 1 ventured to express myself thus: "With their respective viruses you may plant typhoid fever, scarlatina, or small-pox. What ere the crops that arise from such hus bandry? As surely a3 a thistle rises from a thistle-seed, as surely as the fig comes from the fiir, the grape from the grape, nud the thorn from the thorn, so aurely does the typhoid virus increase and multiply into typhoid fever, the scarlatina virus into scarlatina, the small pox virus into smull-pox. What is the conclusion that suggests itself hero? It is this : that the thing which we vaguely call a virus is to all intents aud purposes a seed ; that, excluding the notion of vitality, in the whole range of chemical science you cannot point to an action which illustrates ihis perfect parallelism with the phenomei-a of life this demonstrated power of self-muUiplication and reproduction." It was the clear nnd powerful writing of William Budd, joined to those of the eclcbrattd Past nr. that won mo to these views. It is partly with a view of sauipiu at a receptive moment salu tary truths npon tho public mind, but p artly rIso through the desire of ren-d-jing justice to a noble intellect, which has been literally sacrificed to the public good, that I draw attention no: only to the masterly combination of observation and inference exhibited from beginning to end of Dr. Budd's volume, but also to the crowning i'aot already published iu the medical jour nab, aud to which my attention was first drawn by my eminent friend Mr. Simon, that Dr. Klein has recently dis covered the very organism which lies at the root of all the mischief, and to the destruction of which medical and sanitary skill will henceforth b directed. Merchant Vessels of the United States. Tho Bureau of Statistics furnishes the following information relative to the tonnage owned in the United States on the 30th day of June, 1871 : yon., ;,!v,7,7n.:u U7.4i4.MI 7.iK,H.)S.S4 HU,4.8.:i'.l :ui,44ii.uu 4,(i,.5.8s:t.7,J 4,4iiS,04li.Bl Atlantic iiml (iulf coasts 21,MS t-Kt-Tii nverii l,5i)4 Northern laki.-a., 4,Ht Pai-iBu ooai-t I,rj5 I'uriKgi-d vessels nut reported.. 2,0;tti Total, 1R7. Total, 1B73. .81.1IVM .Sl.tMl luerease iu 1S74 over 1873. . 2'M 1'27,H;1(;.U1 The tonnage is classified as follows : XHtiltnrH. li'll. Suiiiutf vessels steam vesweln rnrijceil vessels VltritJgtd vessels not reported., 17,22(1 2,257,154.2a V.l.'H 1,11(1,4.-12 5.W1 t.'.l.i,t.)S.ii7 2.'.loS 3.11,445.74 Total ..81.B2J 4,5'.3,(S).4e Previous to tho passage of the act of April IS, T874, canal and other boi.ti employed on inland wafers or canals were required to be enrolled and licensed under the provisions of the net oi February 18. 1793, if they enter naviga ble waters, and from the fact of such enrollment and license wore included iu the returns of tonnage belonging to the several districts ot the United States, June 30, 1873. Tho act of April 18, 1874, txempts this clafS of boats, with but few exceptions, from enrollment and license, and hence they do not appear in the returns of tonnage belonging to the several customs dis tricts Juue 30, 1874 The difference between the tonnage of unrigged ves sels reported Juue 30, 1873, and that reported Juue 30, 1874, is assumed to be the amount drooped in consequence of tho passage of the last-named act. The Buttle or )il. Once upon a time there lived an old gentleman in a large house. Ho had servants and everything he wanted, yet he was not happy ; and when things ditl not go ps he wished he was cross. At last his servants left him. Quite out of . temper, he went to a neighbor with a story of his distresses. it seems to me, said the neighbor. sagaciously, " it would be well for you to oil yourself a little." " To oil myself r "Yes, and I will explain. Some time ago one of the doors in my house creaked. Nobody, therefore, liked to go in or out by it. One day I oiled its hinges, and it has been constantly used by everybody ever sinoe." " Then you think I am like your creaking door ?" cried the old gentle man. "How do you want me to oil myself?" "That s an easy matter," said the neighbor. "Go home aud engage a servant, and when he does right, praise him. If, on the contrary, he does something amiss, do not be cross ; oil your voice and words with the oil oi love." The old gentleman went home, and no harsh or ugly word was found in his house afterwards. Every family should have a bottle of this precious oil, for every family is liable to a creak ing binge in the shape of a fretful dis position, a cross temper, a harsh tone, or fault-finding spirit. An Instrument of Exchange. Here is a half sovereign which I hold in my hand, said Prof. Price, in a lecture at Oxford. That is a coin a piece of currency. What is it ? This coin is a piece of gold with a ninth npon it. What is that mark? The arms of the Queen Victaria. Those arms are put upon it at tho factory where it was made the Royal Mint of Euglnud. Did they put into this metal anything besides gold ? Yes ; they pnt a little alloy into it merely or the purpose of hardening it, iii order that tne mart; may not be erased by constant war. lint in England nothing is charged for that. You get the same quantity returned to you in coin that you bring to tha ba.ik in ingots ; and, therefore, ii is a pure piece of gold. What on earth was this little thing in vented for? If I were in Egypt I should say ii was something to put arouu.l a woman's neck or in her ears, to use as ornaments ; but we know that this is not the application of it in great cities and nations. Theu I must trace it, ana wnat uoes it o t if i see a cart I understand directly what n enrt is. There are two shafts, which un mistakably indicate a horse ; the wheels indicate motion, nnd tho body indicates a capacity to carry weight, and I know all about a cart at tho vary first sight. What is thi3 coin for ? I must wateh the people who use it. I find people l.uy it. Thoygive their property for it, and as they don't use it iu tho way of ornament, 1 watch them closer, and I perceive this man who has given cer taiu property for it is very soon anxious to got rid of it. That is the next won derful thing about this little coin. It is bought, and then the next step is to get rid of it as quickly as possible. It becomes, then, a "current" thing. It runs. Currency is the "running " from curro in Latin. Then I buy it to run, and not to stay with me. My next step is : What is that necessary for ? When it leaves mo what has happened to me ? I have gained other goods. It lias had this wonderful effect upon mo. I have ii-Si rid of a quantity of goods iu my hands which I did not want, and I have got int.j my hands a quantity of goods i ma want, an, tueu, 1 see as once what it menn3 ; the operation finished, I find I have exchanged the wods I bad for another st of things. There is a certain quality iu human nature which finds its way into humau soeiety, aud it is this : We cannot make ail our things fo. ouvsolves. There must be a division of employments, division of makings. One Eays : "I will make hats' if you will make shoes." Another says : "I will make coats." A third says: " I will make carts." And iu human life all these things must bp exchanged somehow. Tho man is not going to give his horsa for tho hnt. That would uot do at all. " Well," says the hatter to the other person with whom he is trading, "there i3 something resou abla iu that. The horse cost you a great length of time in care, plonty of coin, plenty of hay ; r.o it won't do to give it for the hat. ' We must have some principle of exchange." And then he discovers that this little thing which I s:ow to you is a tool. And, gentle men, from the first word I say to you uow to the last word I say to you, I wish you never to look on the currency as any thiug else than a tool of exchange ; and i!l the mess, and oil the disorder, and nil the utter confusion on this sub ject is that people will not submit to grasp the idea that this thing was in vented as a machine for exchanging gctidn, aud for nothing else nothing else at all. A Thrifiy Womau. A case which gives a queer illustra tion of woman's rights is reported in a recent Cincinnati court report. Ii ap peals that Charles A. Mayhugh went vo California, and in 1859 ceased to com municate with Li3 wile. After waiting eight years the wife gave him up for dead, and thiough a real estate agent named Robinson exchanged her prop erty in Cincinnati for a farm. Five years after that Mayhugh tinned up, claimed his property in the city, cud Robinson paid him S3,000 for a qnit claim deed. Doubtless Robinson thought that as tho wife had conveyed all, she had conveyed her right in it. But iu a yi-ar Mayhugh died, and then the wil'e put iu a claim to her dower in the very property she had conveyed wholly to Robinson when sho thought her husband dead. Thus she made a good thiuj.? out of him, both dead and alive. Robinson was now called on to pay tho third time for what he bought out-and-out the first. The dower claim was defeated in the Court of Common Pleas, but tho District Court held that as tho wife's deed, when her husband lived, was null, her right of dower still remained. As there is no bar to a wife's securing a conveyance; we supposo she held on to thfl farm that was conveyed to her, and that Robinson had no re course on her. This was considerably better than the entire independence of the wif?. Legends of the Apple, The apple, which, as well as we know, is tLe first fruit mentionod in the Bible, has been the theme of various legends and superstitions. In Arabia it is believed to charm away disease, and produce health and prosperity, Iu some countries the custom remains of placing a rosy apple in the hand of the dead, that they may find it when they enter Paradise. The Greeks use it as a symbol of wealth and large pos sessions, thus attesting their esteem for the fullness and richness of its qualities. In northern mythology the apple is said to produce rejuvenating power. Germany, France and Switz erland have numerous legends regard ing this fruit. In some it is celebrated as the harbinger of good fortune. causing one's most earnest desires to be ful ailed ; in others its beautiful prop erties are shown forth as bringing death and destruction; others again speak of it as an oracle in love affairs ; this is especially the oase with the Ger mans, not only in their numerous tales, but in some surviving customs. Iu England, as well as in our own coun try, is known among school girls the popular use of the apple seeds in divin ing one's sweetheart. The peeling is aiso used as test in this delicate matter, U. S, POSTAL DEPARTMENT, Itepnrt of tho l'nliiintrr (Jriicrnl l'r llir l.nnt Klnrnl Yenr. The Postmaster General has rendered a report of tho work and condition of the Post-office Department. Ho says : The ordinary revenues of this de partment during the year ending Juno 30, 1874, were $24,590,508.84, and the expenditures of all kindsS32,126,414.58. For the fiscal year ended June 30, 1873, the revenues from tho same sources were 22,928,157.57, and the expendi tures of ull kind.! 23,084,915. C7. For the ljst fiscal year there was au iu c react j of n-vtuue, exclusive cf revenue from tho nionoy crder business and from official stamps, of 81,674,411.27, ft 7.30 per cent. . and -au increase of ex penditures of $3,041,408.91, or 10.457 per coot. A cotupa.iisou of the fiscal year 1873 4 with 1871-2 shows a,n in crease in revenue, exclusive of revenue from the mon.y order business aud from official st;mps, of 33,130,570.28, or 14.58 percent., and iu expenditures of $5,463,222 27, or 20.51 per cent. Tho estimated expenditures for tho year ending Juno 30, 187, are .$30,904, 034. The total estimated revenuo for the year ending June 30, 1870, is $29, 148,150, leaving a deficiency to bo ap propriated out of the general treasury of 7,815,878. The foregoing estimates do not in clude special appropriations to be made out of the general treasury amounting to .$2,098,500. The number of ordinary adhesive postage stamps issued during the year wu C;J2.7b:l.42 . representing. . . 17.27S,242 CO Stamped envelopes, plain, li,,Ul7,6UO. . stumped envelope.-, request, 6I,!'40,2."0 Newspaper wrappers, ordinary, 11, 370,7ot Postal earits, lil.ll.'.l.oj! otUeiul postage stamps 32,320,085. . .. OJUeial stumped envelopes and wrap pers, 12,!HW,3illl l.U;7,!l!2 30 1,73.1,78 4'J 220,5112 Ca yio.nio do 1,415,845 21) 8.'.3.45ti fill The whole uutnl'er of postage stumps, stumped envelopes, newspaper wrap pers and postal cards was UOi,451,:nj,-,, of the valueol' $23.S37,52iI 02 The increase in tho issue of ordinary postage stamps was 3.50 per cent. ; of stamped envelopes, plaiu, 11.92 per cent. ; of stamped envelopes, request, 12.21 per cent. ; of newspaper wrap pers, 50.86 per cent. ; ot postal cards, 102,91 percent. au average increase of 8.17 per cent. The number of dead letters received was 4,001,773, repre senting a nominal or actual value of .$4,037,429. Number of letters deliv ered, 1,392,215, representing S3.909, 803 ; number which, containing circu lars, or, failing in delivery aud being worthless, were destroyed, 2,022,019. Tho number of applications for dead letters was 6,420. Iu 2,140 of these eases the letters were found and prop erly delivered. There were in the service of the de partment ou the 30th of June, 1874, 6,232 contractors for tha transportation of tho mails Gn public ronies. There was uu increase over the preceding year in length of routes of 12,887 miles, aud in annual transportation of 8,717,820 miles, and in cost of S1.7G0.716. Add ing the increased cost of railway post office clerks, route, local and other agent3, 280,585, the total increase in cost was 82,053,301. The railroad routes have increased in length 4,277 miles, and in cost .$1,332,407, against an increase last year of 5,540 mile3 in length aud .'5754,425 in coat. This dis proportionate increase in cost is owing to the readjustment of pay uuder tha act of Congress approved March 3, 1873, Butter Without Cows. The Paris correspondent of tho Lou dou Standard refers as follows to a new article of food in tho French capital : "I must briefly allude to the new butter, called Margarine Mouries, If we tho world in general that is rightly understand the pre cess by which this substance is made approved by analysis, adopted by the Council of Hygiene, autLciized by the government for army use, and taxed at one rate with the genuine article tho end of all things must be at Land. This butter is composed of cream which never dwelt in cow. As I uudeistaud, it is neither laid, nor oil, nor grease of any sort, whether iinimal, vegetable, or mineral. It is made of 'things' in a chemist's shop. Studying the process by whktli green jjrasa is transformed to milk, M. llouries-Mego has pursued the ta;:k of simplification until ho can dispense with tho cow's imscientifio processes. Was it not Lord Brougham who looked forward to the time when chemists would bo our only butchers, when, with the help of a few powders, a furnace, a spectroscope, au 'i an elementary educa tion, ono would turn a truss of hay into a beefsteak in the back parlor ? That is wt at M. Mego professes to have done, or something like it, for butter, and his brother savants ail declare the result perfection. Though the process is but a year old, it employs 400 men in seven manufactories. The butter to which that name is not given by the inventor, but by the octroi officials is sold at about hulf tho price of the real substance in which the cow is not avowedly ignored. Wife Mcudeh. Barney McMahon, living near Burkeviile, Monroe county, 111., is under arrest for murdering his wife and burning tho body. The mur der, it is charged, was committed on Aug. 8th last, at which date Mrs. Mo Mahon disappeared. For two weeks afterward McMahon had a log heap burning,' which emitted a terrible stench. Suspicion being aroused, the case was given into the hands of detec tives, and the looation of the fire being plowed over, disclosed hair pins, bones of the hand, and a fragment of the upper jaw. A Miser. An old miser named Am broise, residing at New Orleans, died ono day recently from privation. He was too stingy to pay seventy-five cents for medicine a day or two previous to his demise, though $1,200 in currenoy and some 815,000 in good securities were found on his person and about the premises. The old man had been accustomed to loan money out at heavy interest, and had a steady income of 8500 to $600 per month. He died on a bed of moss, and had not as much as a sheet to cover his body. HOW HATIONS GET POOR. A Panic nml Whnt C'nno lt'oimiimln loo Much. How do nations get poor ? asks Prof. Bonaman. From devouring, consum ing more than they make ; then some body must go to tho bad, somebody must lose. Homebody must lose in warmth ; somebody must lose in enjoy ment ; somebody, perhaps, mnst be starved. That is what is called a " crisis," a " panic," an exceptional and nndue dest notion of things be yond tho amount of things that are made. Then what follows ? The farm er says to hs laborer, "I cannot feed you this year ; I c.tuuot sell my wheat, because other people have been de stroying and have nothing to give me for my wheat." f u that a? tha field goes out of cultivation. There is a loss of capital which tho man who worked iu the field would keep alive. Si it is with the store, so it is with the shop, so it is with the factory. It i.i not what the banks do ; it is what you do that will determ no whether the nation is going forward or backward ; whether there will bo things enough made next year. You hear a man say of another ha has so many millions income. Do you suppose any of us handle our in come in dollars, paper or gold ? The poor man, yes. The poor man, no doubt ; he receives his weekly wages, and that he touches iu money ; but tho rich man who has 1,000 a year, he does not touch probably 500. So it is with tho great industries : they don't touch money. " Income " means this : Your Bhare.'your proportion of things made and cultivated by the nation. You count it in dollars. It appears as if it were in dollars, but there is no truth in it. Whether you are consum ing more thau you ore making, it is your share, your proportion of the bread aud butter aud meat and shoes aud clothes that are made. Capitol is that whinh is destroyed liko everything else. It is reproduced in goods mado. A beautiful picture is not capital ; it does nothing iu the way of making other goods. You have lost your prop erty, but you have tho painting. Therefore, when men aro sins nnd sober aud not wild, nations will create, will increase their capital, will increase machines for makiug t hose things which are iudispeusabio lor itum.iu iifo and itsenjoymeut. Jollify and eat up nil your capital, aud iu sis months the American people must die sternly, absolutely die. It is juf.t as easy to make au approxima tion of death in this temporary undue destruction of eapital. L.'t mo men tion ouo instance war. War is a rapid consumer. Fine orders for iron, flue orders for coal, fine orders for clothing, flue orders for all sorts of things ; gen erals well paid ; great movements ; great destruction. All goes on swim mingly. But the process that is not seen is the destruction. Therefore war brings vu a great sense of prosperity. Yon are eating your capital ; the bread of twelve mouths you are eating up in eight months. It is the same with railways. You make too many rail ways. If you make too many railways what happens ? The old story, a dimi nution of capital. You have fed the laborers ; you have clothed them ; you have given them tools, and when tho railway is opened you are .astonished that the nation is so poor. You Lave destroyed the capital of the natiou ; you have destroyed tho power of mak ing goods. The people are poorer; they must consume losj, go with worse clothes to redeem what they have lost. At last there comes the panic ; every body thought the railway was good ; everybody plunged into taking shares ; they consumed more than they ought to have consumed ; they made holes in the ground, aud dug channels, aud they ended in poverty. There seems to be in this consuming more thau you ought such liveliness of buying, such a pleasant, buoyant feeling in every store and shop, such a delightful sense, that everybody helps hi3 neigh bor iu the destruction. Theu comes the speculator and the contractor, ond all tho different officials ; the man of small means sells his property aud puts it iu the railway. But are dollars put iu the railway ? Is a railway made of dollars? They mean that a certain largo proportion of their capital their otock shall be used in making the railway. Everything moves pleasantly, and they buy objects for ornamenta tion ; handsome carpets, more beau tiful sets of china. I am told that there are heaps of looms in which there is 840,000 worth of ornamentation. Or namentation is not capital. Capital al ways reproduces. The other day there was great flatness in Chicago because the land speculation has dropped. If it is a mere bet that five years hence land will be worth so much'moie than it is now, no harm has been done. But encourage these men to buy lands, aud what happens ? There is a great flurry in the market for laud, and the prices advance, and what do they do? They live in a more expensive way that is, more is paid npon lands; and that leads you to live in a more expensive way, makes you go to the Broadway stores and buy fine things, and you feel jolly. Don't you see that the land as land has remained unproductive, and while men were led to believe they were becoming rich and comfortable, there was all the time a large destruc tion of national capital,and consequent ly they were on the road to poverty, and that desolation follows ? Now, you understand why it is that such ter rible disorders as I have described hap pen. Posfpoued. In Milwaukee, the other day, a wed ding had to be postponed a few hours on account of a mistake made by a messenger boy. The lad was employed by a tailor to whom had been intrusted the making of suits of clothes for both priest and bridegroom, and being sent to carry tho garments home he chanced to deliver eaoh bundle at the wrong house, The chagrin of the priest on being confronted with a swallow-tailed coat and white vest, and that of the bridegroom at discovering in his paok age an outfit of clothing of the most sharply defined clerical pattern, can be better imagined than described. Items of Interes. Who would bo a tm key hon, Fed and futtoned in a pen, Killed and out by hungry men Oh 1 who would be a turkey hen ? For some years past there has beon an annual immigration of 30,000 per sons from Italy. Mobile is almost entirely supplied with coal from the mines in the north ern and central parts of Alabama. Massachusetts proposes to havo an industrial census next . year. The Bureau of Labor Statistics is now pre paring the schedules for submission to the Legislature during tho present win ter. Hair dealers who buy in the French provinces the abundant tresses of the country women pursue a traffic that is something dangorous. Recently a countryman, whose wife had sold her hair, caught the buyer and shaved his hpad. One of the indirect advantages of au naimiited political canvass is instanced in the case of a candidate's wife who ha ases her application for divorce npon he accounts of her husband's private the character published in the opposition newspapers. An Augusta hen-pecked husband closed his testimony in bis action for divorce from his wife as follows : "I don't want to say anything agin tho woman, Judge, but I wish you could live with ber a little while, aud you'd think I told the truth." A writer in tho Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser ascribes the troubles at the South to cheap shotguns, powder and lead. He says tho shooting of insec tiverous birds has this year cost Ala bama alone more than 810,000,000 in the ravages done by tho cotton cater pillar. A gentleman at a public table, who had exercised hi3 jaw for some fifteen minutes npon a Small morsel of steak, turned to a neighbor and said : " What a pity to kill this animal." "Why?" responded his friend. "Because, re plied the other, "it would havo made such tfgood working animal." In South Boston a building four stories high, and covering au area of four thousand square feet, was raised five feet from its foundations. liie tenants were not disturbed, aud no machinery or merchandise had to be removed. Forty men working with four hundred powerful screws did tho job. The Grangers and Sovereigns of In dustry in Kansas are discussing the raising of means conjointly lor the con struction of tanneries, oil mills, plow factories, etc., by which tho skilled labor of tho order snail mrmsu tne producers of the others, aud vice versa. A considerable amount has been pledged. A man sent to iail in Plaiufi-il.t, N. J. for larceny, thought he would liko to write to his wife, and was permitted to do so. This is what he wrote : " Dear Wife: If-thev keep me in tne jail, make them keep you in the poor-house." Unfortunately, that letter was not sent Her reply would have been interesting reading. A Bridgeport (Conn.) niau, who was chopping wood, accidentally cut one of bis fingers badly, and was so enraged that he deliberately laid his hand on tho chopping-block aud choppeil tuo finger entirely off. The hand, which, but a few moments before, had been cold and numb, soon began to warm up, aud the man began to howl. It is told of a man poorly dressed, that he went to church seeking an op portunity to worship. The usher did not notice him, but seated several well dressed persons who presented them selves, when finally the man addressed the usher, saying, " uan you ten mo whose church this is ?" " Yes, this is Christ's church." " Is he in ?" was the next question, after which a seat was not so hard to find. A liquor dealer ordered a barrel of whisky from Portland, Ma., some time m, . . A .l J ago. rno uarrei came, was lappm, nun its contents ireeiy aranu oi. uy-uu-hva n. dance was civeu near by, and such inroads were made upou the bar rel that the morning alter the uanco found it exhausted. That evening the gentleman received a letter from the Portland house froniwhoui ho had pur chased, saying : "Send back the barrel we sent you last ween, as our expense, immediately. By mistake we sens; you burning fluid instead oi wnisiiy. Teaching tho Queen. The London World has taken to teaching Queen Victoria good man ners. Its first lesson touches the pro prieties with regard to the visit to Eng land of the Empress of Russia, aud is as follows : " Supposing you were an elderly lady and your son had married the only daughter of the richest, grand est and most important of your neigh bers, by whom every possible attention Lad been shown to you and yours ; and supposing on the occasion of jour daughter-in-law's confinement her mother came from a long distance to stay with her in her London house, don't you think it would be merely decent and polite we would say noth ing of politic behavior on your part to come up from the far distant place, where you persist in burying yourself, to the great confusion of the business which it is your duty to discharge, and show some personal civility to your guest?" Ilia Salary, A good story is told of Mr. Gladstone by Lord Granville. Shortly after their accession to office the practice of pay- . ing the clerks in the various publio offices their salaries monthly was adopted. Lord Granville caused to be circulated through the Foreign Office a paper on which the clerks ot his de partment were to state whether they preferred the old system of quarterly payments or whether the new practice to be introduced into the Foreign Office. Mr. Gladstone added, in his own hand, "Mr. Gladstone experiences great satisfaction in receiving his own salary at the end of the month, bnt con siderable disappointment at the end of eaoh quarter.