) HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL DESPERANDTJM. Two Dollars per Annum. VOL. IV. . MDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, JUNE 25, 1874. NO. 17. School "Called." Don", you lieiir the childron coming, Coming into school ? Don't you bear the master drumming, On the window with his rule ? Master drumming, children coming Into school. Tip-too figures roach the catch, Tiny fingers click the latch j Curly-healed girls thronn in, Lily-freu from toil and Bin ; braozy boys bolt In together, Bringing breaths of winter weather, Dringiug baskets Indian-checked, Dinners in them sadly wrecked, Buddy-handed, mittens off, Holdiers rush from the Malakoff Built of snow and marble-white, Bastions shining in the light, Marked with many a dint and dot Of the ice-cold cannon shot ! Hear the Inst assaulting shout 1 800 the gunners rally out Charge upon the battered door School is called, and battle o'er ! AUST CHARLOTTE'S YARN. " Now, Ida, my dear girl, toko my advice," said Aunt Charlotte to her giddy young niece, "and don't imperil your future happiness nor be guilty of injustice by slighting the man to whom you have given your troth, or by fool ishly tensing him in order to test his af fections. There is a story in my own memory that I have never told you ; and I could not'now bring myself to do so only that I see you do not like me to lecture you, and 1 wish you to learn wisdom by an easier method than that of bitter experience. " When I was a young girl we lived, as you 'know, in Canada, in one of the small lake-shore towns between Toronto and Kingston. Your grandfather was a man of note in the town, and I was a good deal sought alter. 1 was giddy, too, and selfish, though I did not then consider myself so. I had many ad mirers and suitors, among whom the one J. liked bebt was Harry Vane. From my very infancy Harry hid been my gallaut,' aud though I sometimes pro tended to be, and sometimes really was, jealous of hiui or otherwise offend ed, aud ho the same with regard to me, we nlways made tip again and were bet ter friends than ever. There was not really any engagement between us, though . Harry had asked mo to form one ; but my parents objected to long engagements, and we were not ready to marry. Matters stood thus when, early one spring, we had an addition to our list of beaux in the form of a dashing young fellow,'an Englishman, sent out by a wealthy firm of the mother coun try for the purpose of establishing an agency in their line of business. His headquarters had been in Montreal, but he now announced hia intention of making our town his home during the summer. " He had a good deal of leisure, aud spent no inconsiderable part of it at our house, or in promenading the streets with mo. I could scarcely set my feet on the sidewalks without en countering him. His name was Bowns, and he claimed to be of aristocratic parentage.. - He was handsome and affable, though rather supercilious, withul very distinguished in appear ance ; so no wonder the girls ot our set wished to attract his uttention, and were envious of mo. Of course I was proud of my conquest, and perhaps thLn rinpnli rmrmnsfi-ntprl prpn nldfiri. x." vl .' i peuVu J0 nmliy desisted from all aB.artf. ni! Irtu rf 1iq nutfof anil whenever we met ho treated me with indifferent courtesy, nu 1 altogether showed u manly self-command which I did not fail to note aud admire. Still I must confess that at that time I gave very little thought to Harry or to any of my old admirers ; it seems wonder ful tn me bow completely I was fasci nated by the prepossessing stranger. " T be cure he flattered my vanity not a little, and my empty head was turned by his lavish, adulatory style of compliments. He raved about my eyes of heavenly blue, the golden glory of my mermaid locks, my swau-like neck, and an endless flow of bathos that ought t ) have disgusted me, but did not ; aud so I listened and he ranted. About the middle of August we made np among our set a picnic party to drive out to llioe Lake Plains aud spend the day in boating on the lake, gather ing huckleberries, wild flowers, etc, and cenerally amusing ourselves. "You must know that there is an ir regular cheiu of small lakes extending transversely fiorn the Bay of Q unite, near the eastern end of Lake Ontario, to the eastern end of Lake Superior. Bice Lake i the first of the chain count ing from Ontario, and it lies at a dis tance of from two to three hours' drive from several small towns on the frontier. We had an early breakfast, and set off at eight o'clock, so that we need not be on the road daring the heat of the day. There were several carriages ; the one iu which I rods was a handsome ba rouche hired from a livery stable for the occasion, and by my side sat the all conquering Mr. Bowns. " For some unexplained reason Harry Va:.o did not go in any of the carriages, but was mounted on horseback, and he rode gayly by the side of first one ve hicle, then another. When we had gone a little distance out of town the country air, eights and sounds were so exhilarating that we in eur carriage began to sing. Harry, hearing us, rods up aud joined in the song, he being particularly fond of singing. Shortly we struck off into an old ditty whioh he and I had sung together countless times when we btood each first in the esteem of the other and no gay stranger had co mo between us. For a stanza or two Harry sang bravely, but when we came to the refrain suddenly his horse bolt ed and he rode off, catching at bis bat with one hand and seeming to draw rein with the other. The remainder of the party thought his horse had shied and run away. with him, but I saw thor oughly the whole manoeuvre, and a sud den pang shot' through my selfish heart. " On reaching the lake at the point agreed upon, we separated into little companies, and wandered about at will, but keeping within the vicinity of the camp nntil the horn sounded for din ner. We were all, as is usual at pic nics, in a hungry mood, and we did not dine mincingly. " After dinner we lolled about on the grass for awhile, then formed plans for the afternoon's campaign. There were near by several canoes or row-boats that were kept for hire, and a fair pro portion of our band decided in favor of an excursion on the lake, some parties going in one direction, somo in another. Three boat loads, twelve individuals in all, determined to pay a visit to the tower on the opposite shore of the lake, and about three miles farther np. As we divided ourselves into parties of four, I felt an irrepressible desire to have Harry Vane, who had deolared for the tower, in our boat, so I called out: " ' Harry, are you coming with us ?' meaning by us, Bowns and myself. " I shail never forget the look of mingled pain and pleasure with whioh he replied : No, Charlotte ; Qeorge Law is quartered in your boat.' "It was half-past three o'clock when we entered near the tower and drew the boats up on the beach. This tower was an octagon building throe or four stories in height, consisting of only one room to each Btory, with a narrow spiral staircase leading from base to summit. At the top was an observatory not much larger than a good-sized bird-cage, which had once been furnished with a small telescope mounted on a swivel, but was now reduced to a very common place spy-glass. The basement was a deep, dungeon-like hole, with a grated door through which one entered a sub terranean passage leading out to the shore of the lake. This tower, with its lean-to kitchen or, rather, cook-house, was built on a hill at the distance of about two hundred yards from the wa ter's edge, and it was the product of a quixotic Englishman, an old bachelor's fancy. The whimsical man did not carry out his original intention of mak ing a complete miniature castle of the feudal times, but suddenly abandoned the enterprise and went as he came, nobody knew whither. This odd little tower had been surrounded on all sides, save the deep bank next the water, by a diminutive moat, which was now a dry ditch filled with weeds and wild flowers ; there, too, was the wreck of a toy-like drawbridge, and within the en closure were several quaint-looking garden-chairs cut into the stumps of trees. .There was a family residing in the house, at least they made it an oc casional residence during the summer, but that day they were absent, and the garrulous old servant in charge showed us over the premises. "We stole down by the light of a lan. tern through the underground passage to the opening on the lake ; we climbed the steep stairs and peeped through the old spy-glass ; sat in the grotesque chairs, and gathered bouquets from the quondam moat. All these vagariescon wumed so much time that, before we were aware, the sun was going down the westward slopo in a way that, when we noticed it, sent us to our boats with speed. We were soon gliding over the water in jovial spirits and at a fair rate of motion toward the camping place on the shore next home. The three boats kept near together, and as we went we sang Tom Moore's Canadian boat song. Just as our voices were ringing out " ' Row, brothers, row, for the stream ruus fast, The rapids are near and the daylight is past,' a sudden breeze almost took the light umbrella with which I was screening myself and companion from sun and wind (we had left our bonnets at the camp) out of my hand. The breeze subsided for a moment, then came again more vigorously than before, and held on steadily. Generally or frequently a stiff breeze rises on those lakes about or soon after sunset, but now the sua was certainly half an hour high. Sud den squalls, especially when thunder clouds are hovering neur, accompanied by dangeruus disturbance of the water, are unpleasantlyoften the concomitants of boating on those shallow lakes, " Looking around the horizon wo discovered the cause of the suddenly rising wind. A heavy pale of black clouds cominsr up behind ns in the northwest were spreading themselves along the northern horizon and extend ing upwara almost to the zenith ; and at the same time we began to hear tho thunder mutter aud see the lightning pliy, though ni very near. The weather-wise ons of our party said the shower was spending itself north of us. but we might get a sprinkling 'from its skirts, and the wind was sure to be troublesome. ' Meanwhile we had crossed the lake and were making our way down to the landmg adioinmg. which was our camp, keeping close in shore to avoid the commotion of the water. There is a peculiarity in that lake. The wild rioe, from which it takes its name, grows over almost the entire bottom of the basin, and when at its tallest the grain lies floating on the surface of the water, and the Indians, when it is ripe, paddle round and gather it into their canoes. This, however, makes navigation to ordinary rowers rather diiScult ; and where the basin is particularly shallow or when the waters are agitated by storms the passage is perilous. "I soon perceived that Bowns and Qeorge Law were by no means masters of the situation ; and oh, how I longed for the tried and trusty arm of Harry Vane to steer our giddy little skiff. Just then Harry, who was ahead, called out to us to make for an islet, a little way out in the lake, on one side of which there was not much rice, a ad which had been used by the Indians as a landing-place, as it sloped gradually into the water : he said we had better land thero and wait for the squall to pass over. " The rowers turned the boat toward the islet and pushed out vigorously, I meantime holding the umbrella low like a tent or awning over my own and Nellie Morton's heads, for now it was raining. Again Harry called to us to shut down the umbrella, lest it should catch the wind and npset our skiff, and the next moment, Bowns, who had not said one word to us girls since the wind sprung up, snapped out, 'Yes, certain ly, down with that umbrella 1' " What with a sense of danger, and whst'with sudden consternation at being spoken to in such a tone and manner, I had no self-command, and in shutting the umbrella I somehow lost my bal ance, and the next instant I was sinking in the blinding waters. " I must have risen very quickly, for the boat was there and I laid my hand on its side, but quick as a flash Down's band came down on mine, and though he afterward said that he tried to lty hold of me to assist me, I know that be dislodged my hand. True, I should have upset the boat, and just as true he flung me oil to perish. As I sank again, even through the gurgling in my ears, l heard the voice of Harry Vane, ' Courage, Charlotte, I'm coming.' " Again I rose and again sank. Then I ceased to struggle and the pain of suffocation was gone. I knew that I was dying, and like electricity all my past life flashed before me. I had no terror of death, but I louged to ask Harry's pardon. Bowns I seemed to have for gotten. The tall rice was all about me, and I knew no more until a deadly sickness and great pain woke mo to consciousness. Was it the gurgling water or human speech that rumbled in my ears ? I did not know, I did not care ; I only wished not to bo disturb ed not to suffer. " Slowly my comprehension returned and I found myself on a bed in the log- cabin of the man who kept the boats on lure, and it was night, for candles were burning. Some of my companions of the picuio were there, but I was too ill and weary to ask questions. " When next I opened my eyes it wag daylight and my father ana mother were bending over me. " Suddenly I remembered something of the drowning and cried out, 'Where is Harry ? Ho said he was coming.' " Aliey hnBhed aud soothed me and 1 suppose administered a narcotic, for I have only a faint recollection of lying on a bed in a covered conveyance and of being annoyed by the jolting. "The next time I awoke my mind was clear, I recollected all, and beggeJ to ba told how I was saved. My friends evaded this question, and my suspioions being aroused, I demanded to see Harry Vane. Finding they could no longer put mo off, they told me that Harry rescued me and swam with me toward the islet, where one of the boats had just landed. Another gentleman waded out breast high to meet him. and drew me to the shore, supposing that Harry was following. But Harry did not follow, and in the excitement about me he was not missed until too late. Whether he was exhausted or whether he took a cramp no one could tell. Thio only 1 knoir unci ncror oliall ffrtv- get : Harry Vane was drowned in sav ing my life. This also I know : I shall livo and die Charlotte Kemp. As for iiowns, 1 bated then, I bate still, tne sound of his name. He left our town almost immediately afterthe occurrence and I never saw his face alter the day of the picnic." Typhoid Fever. Tho British Medical Journal finds a new text for its advocacy of good drain age iu an outbreak of typhoid fever in Lord Cadogan's family, in London. The Journal says : " Much sympathy is felt iu London society at tho out break of typhoid fever in Lord Cado gan's family, and the circumstances are not without an important public les son. The conditions under which it occurred resemble in a remarkable de gree those which gave rise to the out break of typhoid fever among the visi tors at Londesborough Lodge, of whom the Frince of Wales was one of the suf ferers. There are six children in the family, and they had been for a few weeks in occupation of Lord Elcho's town house, No. 23 St. James' place, where three of them were seized with typhoid fever within a few days of each other. Lord Chelsea, who had a sever attack, is progressing favorably, although still very weak. The other children are doing well. Tracing the cause of the outbreak, it appears that the house has the characteristic sanitary defects of so many of our town and country houses. The closets, situated in the center of the house, enter on the bedroom landings ; the soil-pipes are not ventilated, and, as there are some times downward currents through the ventilating shafts of the closets, sewer air easily finds its way into the house. The wastes-pipes of the water cisterns pass directly inty the soil-pipes. The lessons of the most impressive events are speedily forgotten, and so it would appear that, in many of the most luxu rious mansions of this country, ' the teachings of the Prince's illness,' which at the time were echoed by a thousand tongues, nave passed unheeded." Superficial Acquirements. A writer says : " The boy or girl who cau give tne name of every river and the height of every mountain in Asia. the age of every reigning sovereign in Europe, the date of every battle in America, can hardly be as well off for all this burdensome knowledge as one who knows tho elements of human physiology and anatomy, who is taught more of the knowledge useful in after life, and can tell how to help himself or another in case ot aocident or emer gency. The boy who is to go into ac tive life and the girl who is to become head of a household, will have little occasion and less opportunity to use the greater part of the ' crammed les sons so industriously accumulated dur ing their school years. A fair knowl edge of the rules that are at the bottom of all healthful activity, a general ao aquaintance with anatomy and well- grounded taste for natural sciences. will all grow into and become part of their daily lives, and such things are far less likely to make pretentious men or women than that kind of smattering memorized ' facts and dates and words,' which is too often the penalty -ll. -S oi Bupernoiai siuay. Transplant the early and medium sorts of cabbage from the seed beds and sow for lute. The cold-frame and very early hot-bed plants will now be fit for the table or lor market. When the early crop is harvested the land should be plowed and manured for other crops. THE DUNK EUS. A Peculiar Set of People. A correspondent of the St. Louis lie publican gives some particulars about the German Baptists known as the Dunkers, who have been holding their annual national conference: "They teach the doctrine of general redemp tion through our Lord Jesus Christ, and hold that man is a free moral ngmt. They also believe in the doctrine of in fant salvation, but their leading bishops have not decided at what time in lifo accountability begins. They believe that Christian regeneration will exhibit itself externally, and heneo on becom ing members of the church they e nounce tho pomps aud vanities of the world, manifesting their belief by plain ness and uniformity of dress, both men and women ; hence iu all the assembly none of the sisters exhibited any flounces, furbelows or jewelry, but in stead are attired in plain modest colors, many of them in cuhco, and all, both old and young, wear sun-bonnets which they remove while in church, each one having on her head a plain cap of Swiss mushn, made after the style of our great-grandmothers. The men wear the stylo of dress usually adopted by the Quakers, and in meeting a brother salute by shaking the hand and giving tho kiss of brotherly love. In their moral tenets they are op posed to bearing arms, and will not re soi t to the law to collect a debt. When a brother is unfortunato financially, they render him assistance, and never permit any of their members to be sup-. ported by county or State charities ; are opposed to all secret societies and will not receive any one into member ship who belongs to them. Do not al low members to make contracts with persons, either members or otherwise of the church, which they cannot fill. Any member found guilty of this sub jects himself to discipline of the church. Preach temperance in everything, and prohibit their members from dealing in or manufacturing ardent spirits. Coun sel their brethren not to hold office or to vote, especially in time of war, and advise not to vote or take any interest iu State or political affairs, anil suggest to the brethren not to read political pa pers, on the plea that it has a tendency to lead their minds astray on religious matters, Their annual conference is held alternately east and west of the Ohio river, beginning on Pentecost day, which is the seventh Sunday from Easter. The principal churches of this denomination are located in the States of Pennsylvania, Virginia, North.Caro- una, Ohio, Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey, Indiana. Illinois. Michigan. Minnesota, Idaho, Oulifornin, Iowa, Arkansas, Kansas, Oregon, Colorado', and Missouri, with a scattering mem bership in tho extreme Southern and New Lngland States, but no church or ganizations, the largest body being in JUiarui valley, Uhio. As to tho number of membership, it is impossible to give anything more than an approximate estimate, they holding tho doctrine that the Scripture forbids the numbering of the brethern. Their ministry is divided into three classes, the first being teachers or ex- horters, and advanced when found worthy to the authority to perform the marriage rites, and eventually to the office of bishop, by the lying on of hand. They receive no salary, but accept what the brethern voluntarily bestow, and are at liberty to select. with consent of the churck, their neld of labor. Members are received by vote, and only by trine immersion, and aro not permitted to partake of the sacrament with any other religious de nomination. They consider marriage by an officer of the civil law as valid ; nre law-abiding citizens, except where the civil law conflicts with their views of the Bible doctrine, in which case they prefer to suffer the penalties rather than sacrifice their religious belief. They observe the Lord's Supper in the ancient manner, by washing the feet and Kiss of brotherly love. The churches are at liberty to observe this ordinance six times during the year, or only once, as they may elect. Industry on the part of its members is strictly required, and all lazy, indolent mem bers soon find there is no support for them if able-bodied. He Would Not. A young man entered the bar-room of a village tavern and called for a drink. " No," said the landlord, " you have had too much already. You have had delirium tremens once, and I can not sell you any more. He stepped aside to make room for a couple of young men who had just entered, and the landlord waited upon them very politely. Tho other had stood bv sul len and silent, and when they had fin ished he walked up to the landlord and thus addressed him : " Six years ago, at their age, I stood where these young men now are. I was a man of fair pros rpctn. Knw. nt, rim noa of twentv-eicht. I am a wreck, body ani mind, xouled me to drink. In this room I formed the habit that has been my ruin. Now, sell me a few glasses more and your work will be done. I shall soon be out of the way : there is no hope for me, But they can be saved ; they may be men again. Do not soil to them. Sell to me and let me die, and the world will be rid of me but for heaven's sake sell no more to them." The landlord listened, pale and trembling. Setting down the deoanter, he exclaimed, "God helping me, that is the last drop I will sell to any one." And he kept his word. Stop Us. A man in a western town had a pet cair, which he was training up in the ways of an ox. The calf walked around very peaceably under one end of the yoke, while the man held up the other end. But in an unfortunate moment the man conceived the idea of putting his own nook in the yoke, to let the calf see how. it would seem to work with a partner ; this frightened the calf, and elevating his tail and his voioo, he struck a "dead run" for the village, and the man went along with his head down and his plug hat in his hand, straining every nerve to keep up, and crying out at the top of his voice, "Hear we oome Bead us somebody I" The Iree that Destroys Malaria. The eucalyptus globulus, or Austra lian gum tree, is favorably known to all residents ot Ualitornia, where probably not less than l,000,000i trees are plant ed. In San Francisco, in front of hand some residences, you will find it with its magnificent drooping brandies making an effective and graceful shade tree. In Oakland the broad avenues are lined with them, eucalyptus forests are planted in the country surrounding Oakland, and, in fact, in every county of California where the cold winter will permit it to live, the eucalyptus will be found growing. The wonderful properties of this tree have only within tho past few years been discovered and appreciated. It is justly claimed that when the tree flourishes in low, marshy, and feverish districts all miasma will cease. It de stroys the malarial element in any at mosphere where it grows, and is a great absorbent of moisture, draining tho subsoil almost ns thoroughly as a regu lar system of piping. The eucalyptus is an evergreen, and is found in its native country (Tasma nia) in boundless forests, both on the hillside and in tho lowlandu, under ex tremes of climates, both as to heat and cold, ranging from 130 degrees to 20 degrees Fahrenheit. Whether it will endure a greater degree of cold has as yet been undetermined. It is, how ever, worthy a trial. J.ts remarkably rapid growth is a mat ter of much surprise, attaining, as it docs, a maximum height of about 300 feet, with a circumference of from thirty to fifty feet. For timber and fuel it is exceedingly useful, being hard and easily worked, and very serviceable lor such purposes as the keels of vessels, bridges, etc., where strength and dura bility are essential. It is estimated thot from 84,000,000 to 85,000,000 in value of this timber is exported annu ally from Australia. The leaves of this tree aro of a dark blnish color, about ten inches long, an inch wide, thin and oddly twisted. They exhale a strong camphor-like odor, quite agreeable and pleasant, which, with the large absorption of wa ter by the roots, cause the beneficial influence of the tree. It bears a small white flower, having no odor. Too Much Enterprise. An exchange has the story of a man on the cars who was offered a newspaper. He took it. looked at the heading, and then threw it outside with disgust, and then remarked : ' I don't want any news from that paper. " I supposed that everybody read it in these parts," 1 answered. " Has it been pitching into you ?" " Pitching into me ? Great Cresar I I should say it had. But just let me meet tho editor of that paper." " xou never make anything by strik ing an editor, I said ; 'better grin and hear it." " Yes ; that's all right for you to say; but just let me meet him ! I'll show him how to run a paper." "What did he do?" "Do? He did a good deal. Here's how it is : I often went up to Spring field on the last train at night, did my business in the evening, aud came borne on the first morning train. Well, one night I met an old crony nnd we went to Music Hall to the theatre. When i came out we met some friends, They took us to their rooms. Of course I couldn't get right out, so I treated then Jim treated : and the others treat' ed ; in fact we were having a pretty good time, when some fellows came in and began to raise a row. In less thou no time the police were in aud had us The next morning I was hauled before the court and fined 87.40. I didn't care much, because I gave a false name, and I knew my wife couldn't find it out ; but tho nest morning, I'll bo eternully flunked if that" very paper didn't have it all in and my own name too." " Did your wife see it?" " I should say she did." " Did she make a fuss ?" "Fuss! Godfrey, iuisha ! Are you married? " Yes." ' Then you know how it is. I have to go to Springfield in the daytime now, Just let me see that editor ouse !" " But." said I. feeling I ought to take a newspaper's part, "you can hardly blame him,. you know. It was only the proper enterprise. " Enterprise ! enterprise be hanged There's such a thing as having too much enterprise. Postage on Newspapers. The United States House Post-office Committee have agreed to report a bill providing that on all newspapers and periodical publications mailed from a known office of publication or news agency, and addressed to regular sub scribers or news agents, postage shall be charged at the following rates : Newspapers and periodical publica tions issued weekly and more frequent ly than onco a week, 1 J cents, and on those issued less frequently than once a week. 3 cents for each pound or frac tion thereof. On the receipt of such newspapers and periodical publications at tho olhce of mailing they are to no weighed in bulk and the postage paid thereon by a special adhesive stamp. Of newspapers, one copy to each aotual subscriber residing within the county where the same are printed, in whole or in part, and published, is to go free through the mails,- but the same shall not be delivered at the letter-carrier offices or distributed by carriers unless the postage is paid thereon, as by law provided. Newspapers and magazines reciprocally interchanged between pub lishers, not exoeeding sixteen ounces in weight, to be confined to a single copy of each publication, are to go free through the mails. All mailable matter of the third class may weigh not ex ceeding four pounds for each package thereof, and postage shall be charged thereon at the rate of 1 cent for each two ounces or fraction thereof ; but nothing herein contained shall be held to change or amend section 134 of said act. Affidavits are to be made by pub lishers or news agents to secure their adherence to these provisions, for the violation of whioh penalties are prescribed,, Animal Teaching. Long years before tho American Itarey's name was heard as a " horse tamer," a secret existed, as a family heirloom, among a branch of the O'Sullivans in the South of Ireland. This family was known as " Tho Whis perers," and they possessed the power of rendering as quiet as a lamb the most stubborn and unmanageable horse that ever existed. Whether they did anything more to a horse than breathe into his nostrils we know not, but by doing this, and by kind, soothing, and other ways known to themselves, they effected their purpose and retained their fame. Putting the question of drugs or stimulant or other fasci nating means aside, and coming to the point of pure and unadulterated domes tication and teaching, perhaps there has no person in modern times achieved so much success in animal teaching as 'Bissett. This man was an humble shoemaker. He was born in Scotland, iu 1721, but he afterwards removed to London, where he married a woman who Jjrought him some property. Then, turning to a broker, ho accumulated money until the year 175'J, when his at tention was turned to the training of animals, birds, and fishes. He was led into this new study by reading an ac count of a remarkable horse shown at a fair at St. Gcrmains. Bissett bought a horse and dog, and succeeded beyond his expectations in teaching them to perform various feats. He next purchased two monkeys, which ho taught to dance and tumble on a rope, and one would hold a candle in one paw and turn the barrel organ with the other, while his companion danced. He next taught three cats to do a great many wonderful things, to sit before music books and to squall notes pitch ed to different keys. He advertised a cats opera in the Haymarket, and successfully carried out his programme, the cats accurately fulfilling all their parts. He pocketed some thousands by these performances. He next taught leveret, and then several ispecies of birds to spell the name of any person in the company, and to distinguish the hour of the day or night. Six turkey cocks were next rendered amenable to country dance, and after six months' teaching he trained a turtle to fetch and carry like a dog, and having chalk ed the floor and blackened its claws, he made it trace out the name of any given person in the company. Condensed Milk Manufacture. A factory for the production of con densed milk has recently been estab lished at Cham, canton Zug, on the borders of the lake of the same name, in Switzerland. Weflnd the following description of the process : The milk is furnished by peasants ; and as soon as each person dalivers his supply, a sample is taken from the pans, num bered, and allowed to remain quiet over night. The object of this is to judge of the quality of the milk for the rising of cream. Cares of fraud, how ever, nre rare, as the peasantry are generally honest, nnd tho penalties im posed by law are extremely severe. me urst operation is to weign tne milk, which to this end is conducted into a copper basin supported by a bal ance. Its weight being obtained, the milk is allowed to escape into huge wooden reservoirs lined with zinc, and located iu the cellar. Here a careful examination is made wih the lac tometer, and the fluid is drawn off into large cj lindrical copper boilers, which are placed in a vat furnished with a false bottom, under which steam en ters. The milk is thus slowly heated, but not boiled. For the latter purpose, it is ladled out into a separate boiler, whence it is carried to another tank containing a quantity of white sugar. Iu order to facilitate tho solution of the latter, the liquid is repeatedly passed along a metal trough from one vase to another. When the operation is com pleted, it is drawn off into evaporating chambers. These receptacles resemble the similar apparatus used in sugar manufacture, and have double bottoms, heated by steam. They are united to a column of condensation which com' municates with air pumps. Under thceo conditions the milk boils at 140 degrees Fahrenheit. Every little while the workman takes out a sample from which he judges according to its vis cosity whether the condensation is suf ficient. When the latter point is reached, the liquid is led down into the cellar and into a tin receptacle which is surround ed by cold water. The milk -is thor oughly agitated by hand for some time until completely cool, wheu it is car ried to other reservoirs and thence drawn off into boxes and sealed. The daily product is about 8,000 boxes, each weighing about 13 '5 ounces. The milk may be -diluted with five times its weight of water. Wants to Get Out. A western paper says : ' " A lady in t new spring fcilk takes refuge in a street car from the shower. Wheu she reaches her destination she pulls the bell-ttrap, but the car goes ahead, because some body else had just pulled it. The calm expression leaves her face, and she pulls it again. Then a man in the lower corner rises and takes a tug at it, ' Idiot I' she mutters between her clenched teeth, at the same time seiz ing the strap with both hands and clinging to it as if it were her only safe ty from a watery grave, just as tne in' furiated driver is bringing his horse to a halt the conductor shrieks wildly at her to let go. She lets go. Then he tries the prentice hand, and once more the car rolls merrily along, lave blocks from her destination she tumbles out with a demoniao look in her eyes, dashes home turougn tne pelting rain, encoun ters her husband enjoying hia slippered ease in a cushioned chair, and then lets loose upon the domestic circle a reign of terror, which is all the more appall ing since it does not involve the sweet nepenthe ot death. A novel petition was the other day presented to the United States Senate from a citizen of Minnesota, praying for the abolition of the Lnglisu lan guage in the United States upon the ground that it is a " relio " of Great Britain which this republic- is in duty bound to get lU of. Items of Interest. 119,000 Israelites live in Franco. California exempts editors from jury duty. Iowa erected 1,200 school houses last year. Paris eats nearly 5,000 horses every year. Thero are fifty Episcopal Churches in California. Tho hydrophobia days are come, the maddest of the year. A tune holds good until an organ grinder gets hold of it. The estimated damage by the Missis sippi floods is 820,000,000. The average reoeipts of one Sandusky fish house are six tons a day. Over 600cabin passengers sailed from New York to Europe, one week. Over- 30,000,000 acres of land in the Southwest has been overflown. Over 200.000 pounds of wool have been delivered in Lebanon, N. H. A Pittsburgh newspaper calls the debt items of that city " due drops." The New York State tax this year is seven and one-fourth miles on the dol lar. A sewing machine agent was shot half a dozen times, but his cheek was bft intact. If you want to make a bustle in the world take five newspapers and a piece of tape. An Orange county farmer has been stabling his cow in an ice house to make her give ice cream. Why might carpenters believe there is no such thing as stone ? Because they never saw it. A matter-of-fact old gentleman thinks it must be a very small baso ball that can be caught on a fly. A monster hotel is being erected in San Francisco, to cost 81,200,000 and accommodate 1,200 persons. ' One hundred and fifty-five days of sleighing were enjoyed in some parts of Wisconsin during the past season. A boy, having heard of sailors heav ing up anchors, wanted to know if it was seasickness that made them do it. Iu Middletown, Conn., a magistrate has lately deoided that a woman has a legal right to get drunk iu her own house. A Wyoming paper delicately announ ces that its charge for marriage notices is "just what the ecstasy of the bride groom may prompt." The number of failures in the United States for 1872 was 4.0R9 ; total liabili ties, 8121,056,000. For 1873, 5,183; total liabilities, 8228,409,000. A Minnesota clergyman has sued thirty-five members of his church, who refuse to pay pew rent because he al luded to them iu one of his sermons as " empty heads." A San Francisco man has been sued for 820,000 by another man whoso wife he allured away from hira. 'ihe idea seems to be that he may keep the woman if he will pay the money. Prepare well -manured hills for ciicnm- bers four feet apart each way, and use plenty of seed, and manure in tho hill. there are many devices lor Keeping ou the "striped bug," but somo simple covering answers. The poultry propagator writes to our contributor " to ask, "When is hen most likely to hatch ?" We have devoted considerable attention to this branch of flue arts, and answer unhesi tatingly, " When she is iu 'earnest. At a recent meeting where there was much religious interest, an old man gave expression to his joy by shouting, nd continued it until it began to inter rupt the service. Brother H. said to Brother W., "Uostop that oia mans ise." He went to seo him, and spoke few words, and tho shouting man at once became quiet. " rsroiuer a.. asked brother W., "what did you say to the old man that quieted him down so promptly?" Brother W. replied, ' I asked him for a aoiiar lor toreigu missions. Dangerous. A voung lady, passing through a hall in her father's house, perceived a sug gestion of fire, a smell of something burning, sufficiently out of the common course to arrest her attention. Finding the furnace fire and soft coal sitting room fire with nothing unusual to ac count for the smell of lire, she coutinued to the front drawing-room. Now the forenoon was bright, the curtains and shades withdrawn, so that the rays of the sun wera streaming in at the win dows in full blaze upen the centre- table, where rested a common round top glass paper weight, under whioh a mass of papers lay. Here was the fire. ihe papers were burning smartly, oue disposed of them in the grate, and taking up the glass found it burning hot ; acting as a uurmug giass, it iiau concentrated the rays of the sun suffi ciently to cause combustion. It should be told that tne paper Doitom oi inis glass was for some reason gone either worn off or torn off. Moral : Be care ful in the use of these dangerous trifles. How la Fight Hard Times The Christiansburg, Va., Messenger says : " We once rode up to a larm house in this county to spend the day. We found the farmer's wife alone in the kitchen preparing dinner. The farmer l LI. a a i j .1 l- nu. was ac nig lan-yuru uuu nu ui. inn two eons were in the field gathering corn and running the farm. One daughter was in the weaving room ma king materials lor famny wear. The other daughter cleaning up the house, and then to the sewing. There was no hiring upon the farm, no man servant nor maid servant, no boy or girl. The work of the whole farm and family was done without paying anything to others. This is the way to get out of debt and get along. This is the way to have thrifty farms and yoemanry. This is the way to live and be happy. Were this the rule, instead of a remarkable exception in this State, Virginia would soon become as rich as any Northern State."